Hawk Tuah!! Spit on That Ray!

New episode of the Just Clownin’ Podcast is live: Hawk Tuah, Spit on That Ray.

Sean talks a little bit about his vacation, while Ray breaks down his work week—and holy hell, did this man go through some shit.

There’s suspense. There’s intrigue. There’s Ray somehow ingesting the bodily fluids of another man. Yeah... you read that correctly. The man really went through the fucking ringer, and at this point, it may finally be time for him to leave that job for good. But y’all be the judge.

Ray also tackles this week’s Fun Box!, putting his movie knowledge to the test once again.

And because apparently we enjoy making things unnecessarily difficult, the boys attempt to coherently break down Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of House of the Dragon in this week’s Dragon Talk. Three episodes. Two idiots. One conversation that probably should've been organized better.

Y’all already know what it is.

It’s Just Clownin’, baby.

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:08

What's going on, bitch?

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Hey, welcome, y'all, to the Just Clowning Podcast. They know what the fuck it is, dude. They know what it is. You know what it is by now. It's me, Sean Buvier, and I'm here with my good pal Ray Coss.

SPEAKER_06 0:24

Hey, Ron the Raper Coss. Coming at you live. We missed a week you didn't notice, but we have not recorded for a full week. We got a lot to get into. We got a lot to fucking talk about today. That is for goddamn shit. A lot of docket. A lot to do. But first of all, how you been? What's new? I have been good. The reason why we haven't recorded like in a week is because Sean was tired. Well, I was also tired. I was also on vacation. I'm tired. Well, we were supposed to record before Sean went for vacation. Sean said, I'm tired. I said, you know what? You get one every couple months. And that's it. No more fucking it's tired. Because guess what? We're all tired, doggy. I got a kid. I'm tired. I forgot.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

I even said that.

SPEAKER_06 1:14

I got a kid. That's fine. You know what? It's fine. It was fine. But I was I was so excited to record last week. I was so ready. My fucking dick was so hard to record and hang out with you. I was so fucking hard just waiting at home with my dick out. And you were like, I don't want to. And I was like, oh, whatever, dude. I'm gonna go fucking jerk off. Then if you're not gonna come pump my balls. So uh yeah, we didn't record, but Sean went on his little vacation. Um conveniently. So you know how Sean on all the podcasts is like, yo, next week I'm gonna have money. Next week I'm gonna have money. Sean Sean works his ass off, works he's working like six days a week, and then the paycheck where he has all this money, he's like, shit, sorry, bro. I gotta use it for my family vacation. Comes back, no money. No money. How much cocaine did you buy for this trip? How much? Um, bought a bunch of clothes. What kind of clothes did you get? Anything, anything good? Man, dude, I bought 40 fucking pairs of socks.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Okay. I b I bought two 20 packs of socks. Okay. One white, one black, so I did that. Okay, so $20. I got some new shorts, like I call us new pairs of shorts. Nice. A couple new pairs of like black pants, because like it's nice to have like black pants out there so that you're not wearing like really nice pants to get all fucked up and that way I have extra pants for for work.

SPEAKER_06 2:35

You just got all your new all your new NPC outfits. Fuck yeah, buddy. All your all your c costume changes within a video game. That's how that's Sean dresses like a video game character, dude. You just drink my coke with your dirty mouth? Yeah. And you chase. Oh, gross, dude. Now I can't drink. I can't drink from that now. He might have AIDS, he might catch it. Well, I have AIDS because I I out there was a confrontation at my work where I ingested another man's bodily fluids. Oh my god, you sucked the cock.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Suck two cocks. Okay, and he went started McLaren. Became a fucking crackhead. Like, I need some fucking crack. You suck some cock. Is that what happened? Is that what happened?

SPEAKER_06 3:15

There's two dicks at once, or was one dick both both in my face, and I said, I can't take both of these daddies. And I just I fucking got came in.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Fucking what's the real story though? What happened? You actually want to hear me.

SPEAKER_06 3:28

No, like that's the real story. It just came all over me, dude. Like, that's not the joke. That's there's no punchline to this. I was brutally raped. Wait, how long are we into this episode? Four minutes.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Four minutes. Four minutes. And that's a rape joke, folks. Clock it.

SPEAKER_06 3:48

Clock it. Clock it. Clock that shit, baby. Um, no, we'll get into it later anyway. So you got some nice clothes. The bush party was good.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Yeah, fucking bush party was fucking was great. First, we went camping uh at uh Lake of the Prairies, Assissippi, which I haven't been to since I was a child. So like going there, like to like go camp with like my dad and my uncle Vile, my auntie Lori, and uh Colton Nicole came to, then my cousin Tegan and her uh fiance, Ideen. That's his name, Ideen.

SPEAKER_06 4:18

There's a man named Ideen. Yes. Where is he from? He's he's fucking cool shit.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

He's from Saskatoon.

SPEAKER_06 4:23

No, he isn't. No, he isn't.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

No, he isn't.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

His name Ideen is not from Saskatoon.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Bosnia. He's Bosnian. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

All check it out, dude.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

All check it out. All check it out.

SPEAKER_02 4:37

Yeah, like uh camping together was fucking a really good time. I had a great time. Went fishing. I caught some fish. I caught eight fish. Eight fish?

SPEAKER_06 4:44

That's a good amount of fish, dude. That's a pretty decent. Yeah, my dad caught like 11. Well, your dad's a real man. Eight fish is bull. That's boy numbers. Like if you're a real man, you catch double-digit fish. How many of your dad catch? About eleven. He caught a lot. He caught eight. Single digit. He caught double-digit fish. I did take a little bit of a break, though. For a while.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

And you know why he didn't take a break? Because he's a real man. Exactly, brother. Fuck he's a real fucking fisherman, real butch man. He's a real rod man. Because fuck you're using fishy rods and his name's Rod. Rodman.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

It's way funnier when you explain it immediately after the joke. You didn't even let me try and get it. You didn't even give me a chance to understand it.

SPEAKER_06 5:29

You said the joke and then within a split second, immediately explained the joke. Didn't even give me a chance to be like, that's funny, bro. Oh fuck. Dude, it's okay. I I like you. You don't gotta do that. Let the joke sit. If you bomb, it's fine, dude. I bomb on this thing all the time. I was listening back to the last two episodes. I can't listen to the podcast anymore, dude. I have become, I'm sorry to the listeners, I have grown insufferable. I apologize, dude. Just a bad, bad listen on a podcast, dude. I'm listening back. I'm like, oh my god, this guy, this guy named Ray should kill himself. I almost sent in fan mail. The guy, the this guy, the guy Ray on the podcast should really think about ending his life because he's fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

You do have a thing on the side of your bed that like reminds you to you know have a nice day every time you wake up. What's that fucking thing on your wall again?

SPEAKER_06 6:23

I don't know, dude. It says fucking think great, live great, be great. Or I don't know. Yeah, something like that. And I wake up every day and you look at fucking gangsters and a drug addict on your wall, and I'm Ross Safarian line? Yeah, dude. Okay, hell yeah. Wake up thinking about smoking weed, go to bed thinking about smoking weed. Fuck at it. Um saves my life. I don't know where we were going to. Oh, yeah, sorry, just uh that I'm insufferable in the podcast. I'm gonna work actively to do better. I will try to be funnier, I will try to be more likable, just so you guys love me. All I need is your validation.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

I fucking love you, and you have my 100% validation. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 7:01

This is kind of a bit, kind of not a bit. It's almost a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

So are you saying that I don't matter? My opinion on you doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 7:09

You in fact have never mattered.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

You're just using me this whole time.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

I never mattered.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

Because I come over here and I get showered with things.

SPEAKER_06 7:21

I come over here and you're like, bro, I got a frozen pizza if you want. I'm like, you got any beer? You're like, nah, I'm like, you got any weed? You're like, a little bit. You're like a tiny little bit. What do you think I'm doing? I'm not coming, I'm not coming over here for your grow for your great dick. Dude, I fucking you ate the pizza? Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I knew you were gonna eat the fucking pizza. You cunt.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

It's all I had, it's all I had, man. I fucking ate the pizza.

SPEAKER_06 7:50

A real fucking rim job, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

It was around five o'clock, and I was like, man, I'm fucking hungry, dude. And I fucking ate the pizza. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 8:00

You fucking led me over here with false promises. False promises, dude. I came over here expecting pizza. Showered with frozen pizza. Showered with frozen pizza and at least a little bit of warm cum. And now all I get is warm.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Well, yeah, and I fucking I jacked up, jacked off earlier too. So you don't even get it.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

I'm gonna get a pitiful load.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

Dude, really, that's all I'm getting. It's like a little dribble of cum from your pitiful cock. Whatever, dude. You know, it's fine. It's all good. Yeah. Well then back to my week there, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

Um, kind of got off track there. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, everybody. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:38

A little side sidetracked. I was listening to this podcast and I had to stop listening to it. I said, God damn, this Ray guy should kill himself. Anyway, continue. Yeah, your your week uh your week out in the bush.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

So like after that, we went to the bush party, the family reunion, and like it was a little smaller this year. Some people couldn't make it, so but it was it was still it was still pretty good. We had our fireworks display on the Saturday, which was absolutely batshit insane because like we had like so many kegs like lined up on the road, and like I was lighting them all by my fucking self, man. It didn't even have a light lighter or anything, so my uncle like tosses me a fucking flare, a fucking flare, dude. And I was like going, I was like lighting each fucking firework with the flare. So like Colton eventually did join me to help, but there was like a couple fireworks that were like mad dangerous. Yeah. Fucking there's this one firework and exploded from the fucking bottom. Okay, and the fireworks shot in the air, and it fucking like the pack, like the casing hit me in the shoulder, then landed at my feet and started shooting around in circles, and fucking Colton got shot like right in the fucking leg by like an actual firework. Damn, you guys are taking shrapnel, dude.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

Taking gunfire, right?

SPEAKER_02 9:49

It was a faulty firework. The booze had nothing to do with it, because like I was really drunk that whole fucking time. Like since like Wednesday, from like last Wednesday till today, which is Tuesday, dude. I've been like non-stop drinking, essentially. You drank yesterday too? No, I had one beer. It doesn't really qualify. Then I had like one beer the night before. And then the night before that I had like fucking 24.

SPEAKER_06 10:14

Yeah, that checks out. Yeah. Yeah, I've a that's uh the the fireworks thing sounds um it sounds dangerous, but it's also like I remember having um having like fucking why why is my fucking mic so low? I remember having I'm gonna talk so loud, dude. I'm gonna talk so loud.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

I can tear it up.

SPEAKER_06 10:32

Watch this, I'm gonna talk so loud though. Yeah, yeah, I do. Um anyway, no. I remember uh we cut cut all that cut all that gay shit. Anyway, I remember having Roman candle fights as a kid. Uh you never did that? Oh you never got like Roman candles with your friends and then like shot them at each other?

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Man, it's something I always wanted to do. And dude, it's something I still want to do. Like fucking, it's like it's like the child in me for some reason. I want to do that.

SPEAKER_06 10:56

I only did it once or twice, but I did it with like a couple a couple friends, and I got shot. I was wearing so I was wearing I was wearing a sweater, I was wearing pants. So I was like, at least I'm mostly covered. Like, but we're outside and we're in the grass, obviously outside, in the grass, and uh I was running around without shoes and socks on. So I was barefoot. And I got hit with a Roman candle shot right on the top of my foot. Oh, dude. On my bare skin, and it burned like it there was such a big burn on it for like um like three weeks. It was fucking sucks. Man, that actually sounds pretty fucking painful. But like the that what happened to you sounds way scarier, dude.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Yeah, it was alive, like a legit fucking, it was like one of those cakes too that holds like fucking like 50 shots of fireworks. It was a big box and it fucking like it blew up from the bottom, and I knew it was the box. I lit it from the fucking top and it fucking exploded out the bottom, launched in the air, the case fucking hit me while it's still shooting fireworks, mind you, and it fucking hit me in the shoulder, fell on the ground and shot in circles, and fucking and yeah, Colton got shot in the leg. Yeah, yeah. It was it was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_06 12:06

Did anybody sustain serious injury? No. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Yeah. But then like uh another firework did the same thing, and it like fucking flew into where all the people were watching, like all my fucking, like my dad and my mom and my little fucking cousins, like little children. Uh-huh another firework did the same fucking thing too. So I don't think anyone got hit there, but it was pretty fucking funny.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

Yeah, I think that's probably why the whole thing about fireworks is don't like use them while you're fucked up. They're probably like, hey, don't use these while you're drunk as shit because bad things can happen. I don't know. And you can't react. I don't know why they tr trusted me.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

I was so drunk. I was so drunk. I was on mushrooms too. I was fucking smoking weed.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

Yeah, like let me let the fireworks probably the worst possible person at the camp that should have been lighting the fireworks. Also, it's so funny though, because when you think about if we uh the way I think about it is 90% of the time people are I don't like how you presume to get a shot. Just fucking relax. Um, I like how 90% of the people who use fireworks are intoxicated. Yeah, and also like my who's using fireworks when they're sober, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Fuck I don't I can't name a single person. Also, like uh my uncle, like he had like four two sixes of homebrew out there, so we were just getting absolutely fucking demolished on homebrew as well. So like we were drinking, so I was drinking beers and also having shots at homebrew, and like, yeah, I was getting pretty fucking wild out there by my in the bush with my family. Pretty good time. It was a really good time. I enjoyed myself. Glad to be back in civilization, if you want to call it. Like, I know. Fuck I hate the city. I do, I don't, I fucking hate it. If it was up to me, man, I'd be living out in the bush doing all that shit every day. Getting drunk? Fuck yeah. Yeah, he's getting drunk. Shooting off fireworks, shooting off rifles, fucking just having a good time. Hey, hey, no shit.

SPEAKER_06 13:51

Everybody would. What the fuck? If I could just get drunk every day and play with fireworks and shoot guns, I would do that. No shit, buddy. What? Yeah, everybody would. Fucking also, yeah, I love the city, bro. The country sucks. The country's gay and fucking boring. Anybody who lives in the country, respect is boring. What are you gonna do? I want a burger at 1 a.m. I'm fat. Go fucking shoot a cow. I'm cow tipping.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Go shoot a cow, make your own fucking ground beef. Make a burger. It's gonna be a lot of work, but you know, you can fucking make it happen. You can always make it happen. All you gotta do is believe. That's all it takes. I do love the city. It's just I do get like I get I get kind of bluesy when I come back because I just like miss it out there. I only get to see these people like once a fucking year.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

Oh yeah, I understand that. I understand I understand missing the people and the environment a little bit, but also like I'm like, dude, man, living in the country, I did it for 18 years, I'm good, man. I live in the city for the rest of my life. As long as it's some kind of metropolitan area, yeah, I'm good. Fuck it. I'm good, dude.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Hell's yeah, brother. But you know, you live in a city and you you know, work at a hotel. Tell me the story of a happen. What did I miss out? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:13

I got I got a lot of work stories, brother. It's been a while since we podcasted, and I've been working now every day. So I need to hear these. Um so there was the okay, so I'm gonna just start from the top. I'm gonna start from the top. Oh yeah, I'll start from this one. Don't you ever stop starting to work with the stuff? I'm gonna start from the top. So one day I was at work, and I don't know what I ate the day before, but I was like, I was sitting there all day at work, and I was like, bruh, I got like I gotta shit so bad. I got I got bad gas. So I will like, I was sitting in the chair at work. Yeah. And I went to go like there's a girl came up and she asked for something. I went to go like sit stand up a little bit from the chair, and as I stood up, I sharted. I fully, I fully, fully ripped a shard in my pants, and I was like, I was like, I was like, oh no, that didn't feel good. I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom, I gotta go check this bad boy out. So I go to the bathroom and I check it out, and and there was like my shard was like uh it was like you have you ever seen like a like a weather map, and it's like it shows like the thermal the thermal areas of the region where it's like red and yellow and shit. No, you're talking about it. And there's like different circles of different colors. Yeah. So my shart looked like that, it looked like a thermal map where in in the middle it was blood, and then all on the outside it was shit.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

What the fuck, man? What the fuck? Why, why, why blood?

SPEAKER_03 16:37

What the fuck is going on here? I don't know, dude. But literally I looked at my I looked at the shit, I looked at the stain in my undies, and it looked like a look like a geothermal weather map. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

Man, dude, let me guess you like you still refuse to go to the hospital to get yourself a check. What do you mean, dude?

SPEAKER_06 16:56

I wiped it up and I got out of there. I said, I gotta clean this bad thing.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

That sounds dangerous. It's just a little one, though. It's just a little tiny one. It's like just a little Hershey kiss of a squeaker. A little squeaker of blood and shit.

SPEAKER_06 17:11

Just a little mixture of blood and shit, like a little fucking uh ice cream.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

It's just a little if it's a little thing, it's you know, it's just a little thing.

SPEAKER_06 17:18

You know, like you know, like ice cream, sometimes you get chocolate and strawberry mixed together. Yeah, it was just a little bit of that, and it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

That's that's normal to see in in your stool, especially when you're a grown man shitting yourself.

SPEAKER_06 17:29

Exactly, dude. So so like I just I just called it a day, went home, didn't tell Erica about it, told her about it a couple days later. She said, That's crazy. I said, What are you gonna do, doggy?

SPEAKER_02 17:38

I'm fucking sitting here, I'm like, dude, that's fucking crazy. I'm smoking a cigarette in my room right now because my parents are a window or something.

SPEAKER_06 17:45

Crack the window or something.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Why is it fucking making you uncomfortable?

SPEAKER_06 17:48

No, whatever, don't crack it then. Fucking be a be a crazy motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

I'm gonna fucking give you fucking some cancer.

SPEAKER_06 17:55

I already have cancer and fucking prostate cancer, obviously, dude. I'm shit, I'm shitting blood. I'm shit, I'm fully shitting blood. So that happened one day at work, and then let's see, let's just I'm just gonna rip through these.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

Well, I'm not gonna rip through them, but so this all shitting blood, fucking poops just coming out, throwing out gang signs and shit.

SPEAKER_06 18:16

Exactly, exactly, dude. My shit's my shit's a crip. Um so and then one day I was at work and I was like, I don't know, I guess I was aware. Actually, so before I went to work that day, I put on this pair of underwear, and I was like, oh, there's a really big hole in the ass of this underwear. Doesn't bode well for me. No, so I was like, ah, whatever, I'll just go to work and just wear them. I don't got any unclean underwear. And then I'm at work and I go to like I go to squat down to get ice out of the ice machine for someone's drink, and I just hear I'm like, oh no. No, I was like, please don't let it be my normal shorts. Please let it be my undies at least. Please let it be my undies at least. And I check and I'm like, okay, I didn't read my shorts. But I check under, I go under the pants, I go under the shorts at work behind the bar. I've just got my full hand in my ass at work. And I'm like, oh no, dude. There's like my ass, my undies have the biggest rip full down the ass, just straight under the undies. And I'm like, oh no. And then like fucking 10 minutes later, I go kneel down again. Boom, more rip. I hear more, more rip. I'm like, like, shit, dude, this sucks. So I had to throw those ones out. Fucking no doubt, dude. Yeah, I had to toss those bad boys.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Did you throw the other ones out too? The ones uh with the shirt.

SPEAKER_06 19:35

Fuck no. I licked off the shitting blood and then I threw them in the fucking washing machine.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Fucking I would have thrown those fucking bad boys out. Nah, dude. Nah, dude, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 19:47

You can't throw those out.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Do you do it as a as a memento? Is that what you're doing?

SPEAKER_06 19:51

Half of uh more than three quarters of my under he's got little brown marks on him, bad boy. Yeah. Memories. That's a little bit poopy in my painting. Fucking memories, man. Yeah, okay. And then I was at work this one day, and so this guy comes in and he uh he he comes in and he's got like a bag of a bag of shit, like a like a reusable bag of whatever. And I don't know what it is. Wait, this guy's fucking carrying in a bag of shit. No, so hold on. Um I shouldn't I guess I should use proper words. This guy's carrying in a bag of stuff. I don't know what it is, but it's like he puts it on a table. He puts it on a table.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

No, he puts it no. I literally thought fucking like yeah, okay, so it's a bag of stuff. Okay, sorry. Continue. Yeah, sorry. It wouldn't have been funny if it was like a bag of like literal stuff.

SPEAKER_06 20:40

If somebody walks in with a bag of shit and I can see it, I am running to kick them out. I am running as fast as I can from up. I'm actually not even walking around the bar. I'm jumping over the bar. I'm jumping straight over the bar and I'm running at them, and I'm saying, get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Well, it's also the it's the area, too. It's like I could see something like that happening. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:59

Yeah. I'm sure it has. I'm sure it has. The other the other day, this is unrelated to any eighth story. Some some lady walks in and she walks up to the bar and she's she's a regular there. She tips me pretty good usually, but she walks up to the bar and she says, Um, excuse me, did you know there's blood all over the floor over there? I said, What? She said, There's blood everywhere. I said, Didn't know that. I'll go check it out. I go look, there's literally like a fucking trail of blood in the bar, and I'm like, bruh, who's bleeding? What the which one of you ladies is bleeding in my establishment? Put a fucking tampon in, lady.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Because nobody got stabbed. It's gotta be someone like fucking leaking.

SPEAKER_06 21:40

It was probably somebody just with like meth wounds or like stab. I don't know what it was.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Either way, I was like, Could have been a stab wound. It is the McLaren.

SPEAKER_06 21:46

Gotta clean this up, clean up, whatever. Uh, where was I? Anyway, so this guy comes in, he's got a bag of stuff, puts it on a table, starts like almost like just standing there. I'm like, oh, I might have to kick this guy out. But he takes the stuff off the table. As he takes it off the table. I could see it dripping juices. And I'm like, oh no. This guy, this guy is gonna be a problem. This guy is gonna be a problem. Turns out, turns out, to be honest, wasn't the biggest problem. Was just fucking kind of really annoying. He comes and he sits up, so there's two chairs. So it's like, you know, but most bars are like straight and then they wrap around at one end so you could go route into the bar.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

Like a horseshoe sort of deal, right?

SPEAKER_06 22:25

Nah, but like not really more of like it's it's like an L shape. Yeah, L shape. Yeah. And then the L is where the bartender goes behind and walks in. Yeah, okay. Ours is like a tiny L, and where that L is, there's two really shitty chairs that we use to like sit down and cash out, do shift change. Like it's mostly just used for the bartenders. If people come up and sit there, fucking weirdo. Sometimes I'll tell them to go sit somewhere else because I don't want to talk to them.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

You don't want them like in your fucking workspace, essentially.

SPEAKER_06 22:51

Anyway, anyway, so this guy, this guy Roger, he comes and he sits up at the bar and he puts all his food on the fucking all on the on the bar on the bar table on the fucking bar counter. Yeah. And he's like, oh hey Ruby, hey Ruby. This is my manager, so I'm like, oh, this motherfucker used to live here. And as he's sitting there, I hear I overhear him say, Yep, been clean from crack for about six months, Ruby. Pretty good, man. Pretty good. And I'm like, pretty good, man. God damn it, dude. God damn it. And then he's like, You want some food? I want some food. I got I got honey, garlic, chicken. I said, I'm okay, dude. Thank you so much. He's like, okay, okay. And then he sits at the bar, so I'm serving him beers, and like he he I think he tipped me pretty decent. So I was like kind of indulging him a little bit. And uh he was like, Yeah, used to be a neo-Nazi. Didn't say neo to be honest, didn't say the neo.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

This guy's just talking about all of his accomplishments. You know, he got clean. Now he's a neo-Nazi. This guy's got quite the resume.

SPEAKER_06 23:49

Not is a neo-Nazi, but yes, he was he was actually breaking down his accolades. Yeah, he's breaking down his accolades. But yeah, he was like, I was I was a Nazi from 13 to 34. That's a long time ago. That's longer than the war. Jesus Christ, brother. You were really holding it down for the hit dog. Oh, longer than the fucking war lasted. And then he was like, he's like, but then I just realized, you know, we all got the same, we all bleed the same blood. We're all is we're all just people, man. And I was like, this is how did I just meet a Nazi at work? He's a white dude, he's got no head, he's a skin head, he's got crazy tattoos everywhere. He he looks short and fat, but oh yeah, also this is the crazy part. How am I leaving this out? Oh yeah, fucking tell you. So we're I'm sitting there and like I got I gotta kick people out at this bar all the time and swear to fucking god, this guy, he's like, if you need me to do anything, I'll fuck somebody up for you, man. Or like, okay, all right. And then like I would get up to go literally, because somebody I'd have to go kick somebody out, and I get up pretty fast. I get up fast to go kick somebody out. Swear to god, dude. This guy stands up and he's like, What are we doing, man? What do you need? I was like, I was like, sit down, buddy. I'm just kicking somebody out. Relax. This fucking dude, man.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

This guy became a ride or die instantly, dude.

SPEAKER_06 25:07

He's like, fucking like, dude, I'm here. This is my homie, bro. This is my dog. He's the one that came in my mouth. You know the story I was telling you earlier? Yeah, we're just one of the dudes that came in my mouth. Fuck it. I can see why. Big dick. This dude was protecting you. I had to give him something. Exactly. I had to bite. You had to show some appreciation. And that was sucking his meat dry, dude. Um, so he'd jump up and he'd be like, he'd be like, hey man, like what do you need? And I'd be like, yo, chill out, doggy. Like, relax. And then um, what is so this guy comes in. This guy comes in and he's like uh he he looks he looks Indian. Um, dot not feather. I was gonna ask him so dot not feather. I I have to I have to differentiate at at this current establishment. Also, I think we gotta stop, we gotta stop saying the name of the establishment because I've just learned that like we don't claim our tips there, and if the government finds out about that, they could I could be fucked. Oh my god, okay. Should I go back and edit out everything? No, it's fine, it's fine. Nobody's listening to the podcast yet. Okay. Oh, we should we also didn't even realize we should have talked about the business thing before the podcast because yeah, anyway, whatever. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. Um we'll talk about it after. Um, well, probably another time because we're gonna be hammered. Okay, worried. Uh well I'm not uh we're actually not drinking out. There's no alcohol, no alcohol being consumed on this podcast. There's nothing going on here. Um anyway, yeah. So this this dot, this dot Indian walks in. This red dot Indian walks in. He's got a look and I think you're ordered. Is that kind? Yes, he's he's got eyebrow piercing, he's got lip piercing, he looks unconventionally. He's looking like fucking he's looking like Xerxes for 300. Exactly. Dude, he's he's looking like Xerxes, dude. He's looking like Xerxes, and as he walks in, he's just standing there, and I walk up to him and I say, Hey man, like if you're not gambling, you're not buying anything, you gotta leave. He's like, Oh, sorry, man, I was just waiting, I was just waiting, I'm just deciding what kind of drink I want. I said, Okay, well, you can come up to the bar if you want. And as I'm walking away from him, I see on his hand, this motherfucker's got a got a swastika tat full on the back of his hand.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Is this fucking this this Indian guy?

SPEAKER_06 27:13

Yeah, dude. Is it a fucking swastika? I'm pretty sure they hate his kind. No, I'm pretty sure that the swastika is like an ancient Indian symbol that means peace. Oh, yeah. That was co-opted by the Nazi. Oh my god. I think I think that's what it means. And that's the thing. I don't know. This guy could be a Nazi, to be honest. As far as I know. But no, but uh I'm I'm about 90% sure that it is an ancient Indian symbol that means peace.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

You know what time it is, man? For Google knows all. Let's find out the origin of the fucking swastika.

SPEAKER_06 27:46

I need to find out. I mean, well, you say origin of swastika, they're gonna probably bring up fucking the symbol, the symbol.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Oh yeah, man. Sanskrit word for svasiska, meaning good fortune or well-being.

SPEAKER_06 28:03

Yeah, see Sanskrit in Sanskrit is Indian. Oh anyway, so crazy. So yeah, he uh he walked up and he had that on his hand, and neo-Nazi homie Roger is still at the counter. He's at the bar still, and he's still got food and he's trying to get rid of it, and he's like, he he uh he he says to me, he says, Hey, hey man, hey, come here, come here. And I walk over and he says, see what's on that guy's hand? I said, Yeah, I seen it. He said, It's a swastika. I said, Yeah, I think it's like an ancient Indian symbol though. Like it could it means more things than you think it means.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

And he's like, You think so? I'm like, I don't know, man. I think he could be a Nazi, to be honest. He could be one of you, bro. It's like he converted. I know my name is I am a Nazi.

SPEAKER_06 28:53

Yeah, exactly, dude. I name it Mike Power? My name is uh my name is Argen Adolf Hitler. Um Radicate all the Jewish. Anyway, so he sells he sells um he sells the guys some food. The in the Indian guy with the swastika in his hand, they become friends. Oh, whoa. And then he leaves and leaves the food on the counter, and I gotta take it off and like wipe it down because it's dripping everywhere. He ended up coming back like a week later, and he tipped me like probably like thir twenty-five dollars with amongst his stay at the bar. So all this is this is kind of this isn't in my list, but I forgot about this. So um, we're not gonna say the name, but within three days of working at that bar, I did get spit in my face, but I made five hundred and five dollars in tips. Fucking dude.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Fucking key, so you got I know you got spit in your face. I know it was the body bodily fluids. Yep. So like how did that happen? How did you get spat on?

SPEAKER_06 29:51

We're almost there, brother. I got two more stories. Okay, holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Like you had a very eventful week.

SPEAKER_06 29:56

I saved that one for the end. Okay, it was it was it was the most cortisol spiking, dude. I was I was like, oh, dude, that got me fucking jacked up. Now I want to stab somebody. Anyway, so there was uh there was one there was one night it was Saturday, this past Saturday night I was working, and so this past week it was uh welfare check day. So that means I mean it's very busy at the bar, lots of sales, and lots of tips. So the first night that I or the first day, it was it was literally a day shift that I worked, and I I made my tips. I made $195 in tips in one day.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 30:36

Yeah, that's more than my wage. That's fucking crazy. Um, and it was so sick. And then I also, I also same day, I bought two giant, like almost like inch and a half thick, beautifully marbled rib eyes, $36 each. Yeah, and then two packs of like these other two-pack steaks that that were beautifully marbled, $155 worth of uh meat, $25. I cooked up one of those steaks the other night. Oh, was that the picture that you sent me? Yeah, doggy. That's delicious.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

That did that the steak actually looked pretty fucking good. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_06 31:14

It was so good. Um anyway, so it was Saturday night, and it was this was out, this is like after check days. People were in there drinking pretty heavily, and there's this guy that was that was that that is a is a regular there that lives there. I'll withhold his name, but um, well fuck it, I'm gonna say his name. We're not saying the bar anyway. His name is Wayne. His name is Wayne. Everybody calls him Whiskey Wayne. Whiskey Wayne. So that's a vibe. Yeah, so he he lives there. Uh he comes into the bar often. I only usually work day shift, and I was told, like, after when somebody came in that was taking over for me, switching shifts with me, he said, he's like, hey man, stop serving him so much, serving him before I come in. Because when he gets drunk, he tries to fight everybody. And I said, Well, I've never seen that. And he kind of wanna see it. And well, I didn't, and but I didn't, to be honest. But he I was like, he tips me pretty well when he drinks here. So I was like, I'm gonna keep drinking, I'm gonna keep serving him. And if you if you have to kick him out, dude, you're the bartender. Like, that's what I told the other guy. I was like, dude, after I leave, you can kick him out if you want. You don't have to serve him anymore. Kick him out.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

Are you sure it wasn't out of some like fucking like you know, subconscious, morbid curiosity?

SPEAKER_06 32:23

No, not well, also that's the thing. Hold on, we'll we'll get there. We'll get there. So fast forward fast forward to Saturday night. I get into work and I'm working the night shift, so I start at five. So I get there, and this guy Wayne is already there drinking. I don't know how long he's been there, but he's drinking already. So I'm like, okay, whatever. But he drinks there from the time I start working at 5 until 9 p.m. Oh. So he's there for four hours drinking, playing slots, taking already hammered, taking shots. Has to be hammered. Has to be but he's like, he's still con he doesn't look, he's not, he's not, he's not saying hammered to me. I don't know. He he seems so he didn't seem drunk. And this is my fault. I overserved him for sure. For sure, overserved this guy. But they're they're they're winning money. Like he tipped me over that night. That night I probably made $165 in tips. He tipped me easy $45. Oh, fuck yeah. So I was like, I'm gonna keep serving him. He's tipping me. This guy's tipping well. Bad idea. I kept serving him. So I kept serving him, and then uh the this is around nine, nine ten, nine fifteen at night. We're open till midnight. So this guy, this guy who also lives there, who is in a walker because he has a diabetic foot. He's literally, his eyes are always bloodshot. He looks like he's about to go into a coma any second, brother. This guy's not getting his penicillin in there. He's not he's he's I don't know what he's doing. I think he's just drinking soda and gambling. It looks bad. He looks every every time he looks at me, I'm like, dude, are you high as fuck right now? He's literally on the brink of death. He's gonna die, so he's gonna die. Anyway, so he comes in there and just gambles all the time. He doesn't drink because he's diabetic, he's got a fucked up foot. He doesn't drink, so he's just gambling. He comes up to the bar and he cashes out a $450 VLT ticket. Yeah, he cashes out the ticket, he gives me $10. He says, Here you go, man, that's for you. I said, Thank you so much. As he's picking up the money, I'm going to like write down like because I add up all the VLT tickets, so I'm gonna like write it down. My back is like slightly turned, and I could hear this guy, Whiskey Wayne, talking to this guy, Joe, being like, hey man, you're fucking bitch, fuck you. You fucking jumped me back in the day when I was fucked up. Fuck you, you fucking bitch. You owe me 40 bucks. And I'm like, I'm like, I turn around a little bit. I'm like, uh, because like I just I just started working here. I don't know the the relationship of people working there. I don't know if they're friends, I don't know if they're fucking around. I turn around though, and this guy Joe is not smiling. There's no there's no fun happening right now, and I'm like, oh no, this is about to be bad. So Joe picks up all his money and he's gonna leave. He turns around to walk away, and he takes his walker and he starts walking away. And Whiskey Wayne runs up behind him and like like mini round host kicks him in his ass. And then he's like, let's fucking go, man. And he gets in front of him, takes his walker, throws it on the ground, and puts his fists up and like, let's go, man! Let's fucking go. And I'm like, damn it.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Fuck, dude. I'm like, dude, I'm I'm I am like an aw Ray Joe. Fuck fuck.

SPEAKER_06 35:27

I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And in my brain, though. In my brain, I'm like, fuck, oh, fuck. But then I in in person, I'm like, I don't know, man. I turn around and they're kind of going, they're kind of doing this. And I'm I'm just I say, I'm just gonna let I'm just gonna let it play out. They're gonna calm down. Yeah, look at me, they'll play and get tired. They're gonna calm down in two seconds, and they don't calm down to the point where somebody in the bar, swear to god, turns at me, looks at me, and says, do something.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 36:02

And I was like, ah, okay, I guess I'll do something. So I get out from behind the bar and I'm like, all right, Wayne, that's enough, man. Stop, stop. And this is after the incident where I have um swallowed another man's bodily fluids. This is just after? No, this is like this is like a day later or two days later, but still I'm on like now, now when I'm working in the bar and something like this happens, I'm like ready to fuck people up essentially. Yeah, you'll you'll understand why later. Yeah. Um, but I get I get in between them, and this guy Wayne is like, don't touch me. Get get back away. And then he he touches me, and he's a lot smaller than me. Yeah, he's a small guy, he's a short guy, and he's also very, very drunk, and I'm very, very sober. Yeah. So I'm like, and like that's I I that's the thing. Maybe I should be a bartender too, because I'd be getting emotional, bro. I'd be getting emotional. He he pushes me and I say, Fucking touch me again, Wayne, and see what happens. And then he stops touching me and I start kind of corralling him towards the door, like kind of walking in front of him, and then he's like, No, I'm not going anywhere. And then the bart, swear to god, this guy, these people don't respect me. The guy from the vendor comes out, walks up, goes, Alright, Wayne, let's go. And then Wayne just leaves. And I'm like, why didn't you listen to me, dude? Like, what the fuck? But I was also ready to sh fucking stab this little dude. Anyway, so he leaves and then fuck Wayne. He leaves, whatever, to be honest. I hope he comes back because he tips me well. Don't fuck him. Probably won't tip me well anymore, but he might have been blocked out. Anyway, so the guy leaves, and then the other guy, Joe in the walker, he's like, What are we gonna do? Are we gonna bar him? I'm like, I don't know, man. I'm not the manager. Like, I'll talk to people. He's like, I should call 911, I think. I said, Okay, yeah, you can call him. He said, I don't have a phone. Can you call 911? I said, I guess so, man. Like, fuck. So I'm on the phone with 911. Being like, there, I'm the bartender. There's been altercation at the hotel McLaren bar. This is 9.16 when I called them. I checked my phone. We're open until midnight. 9.16 p.m. or 8 p.m. Yeah, 9.16 p.m. We're open until midnight. And like uh they're like, okay, well, we're gonna come through. Just wait, tell the guy, tell the guy to wait in the bar. So he waits in the bar. It's uh we wait, it's midnight. I'm closing. The cops never came. Oh my god. They never came. Um, but yeah, and then I think they came the next day, and the guy was just like, Yeah, I don't really want to press charges anymore. We'll just give him another chance. Yeah. And I was like, okay, cool, man. All good. Cops called me, made me give them my address. I said, Why do you need my address? Yeah, why the fuck do you think why do they need your address? No, I think they're trying to get me though, dog. If I get arrested, man. If I get arrested, you gotta bail me out.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Oh, dude, I'll bail you out. Okay. Um I don't I'll I'll try and save my money.

SPEAKER_06 38:56

Yeah, see, exactly, dude. I'm fucked. I'm fucked, dude. I'm fucked if I get arrested.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Did I get paid? Fuck me, it was in jail.

SPEAKER_06 39:03

Okay, whatever. Anyway, so next next story, and then we're almost at the bodily function, bodily fluids one. Uh so um working there, I started I started working there, and they told me that uh like within the last year or something, they had kicked out and barred all the drug dealers that would come there, or the majority of them, because they were just being too sketchy, too heat. People are selling drugs in the bar, people were going in and out of the bathrooms doing shit like that, and they were like, We we can lose our liquor license, we can get in lots of trouble for that. We don't want them in the bar anymore. They all got barred. Yeah, so I'm a new guy there, and this this I've been told about this one drug dealer, his name is Jay. And people call him Black Jay, but I guess there's also a white J. I would ass I would I would assume I would assume there has to be a white J if they're differentiating between yo, have you seen Black J? Lots of people come into the bar and say, Have you seen Black J? I'm like, nah man. I'm I seen I seen I seen yellow Jay.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

I see fucking I see J.

SPEAKER_06 40:10

Yeah, I don't fucking judge people on the color of the skin. I just see J. I I judge people on the color of the skin every second. Um anyway, so I assume he he uh he came in and he seen that I was a new bartender and he's like, oh, this guy's not gonna recognize who I am. He's not gonna know who I am. Yeah, he's a new bartender. But they told me his name and they told me he was black. So he came in and uh he came in one day and I sold him a drink. This was before the fight. This was the same night, same same night as fight night. Oh, same fight as fight, same night as fight night. Same night as fight night, but before Whiskey Wayne bought him a drink. And then after he left, this lady that works there that reminds me of my mother, or that doesn't work there, that lives there, reminds me of my mother, walks up and says, You know, that's one of the guys that they barred here because he's a drug dealer, right? Jay. And I said, Alright, good to know. So later on that night, I'm sitting at the bar and he comes, he's gambling at one of the machines off to the right. I didn't even know he was in there. He must have snuck in. I couldn't see him. Yeah. He comes up to cash a ticket and he as he comes up, I said, Hey man, what's your name? He said, My name? So my name's Terry. Why are you asking my name? I said, Oh, I don't know. There's just a couple people here who are barred, and I'm pretty new. But they told me that there's a couple people who are barred, so I'm just double checking to make sure you're not one of them. Yeah. And he said, Okay. Did somebody tell you I was in the bar? I said, What? He said, Did somebody text you and tell you I was in the bar? I said, Doesn't matter, man. I said, I said, who I said, who are I said, uh, no, actually, hold on. He didn't say that yet. What happened was he said his name was Terry. So he went and sat back down. I was like, whatever, your name's Terry. What am I gonna do? I'll believe you.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

I'll give you one strike.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

Yeah, exactly. I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you one try. Yeah. So he comes back up to the bar to get another shot, and as he comes up to the bar, the guy who is waiting for the cops because he got assaulted by Whiskey Wayne. Yeah. Now this is after the fight, this is post-fight. Oh shit, word. Because he came in pre-fight and then he came in post-fight.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

Oh, so like fucking the fight is the story that happens in between this story.

SPEAKER_06 42:21

This is like fucking pulp fiction, brother. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you, doggy. I'm telling you, I've uh it's been it's been a week and a half, it's been a wild time. Yeah, so he so he comes up to the bar and the guy, the guy that's waiting for the cops comes up to the bar and he starts talking to the drug dealer. The guy who I presume is the drug dealer. Yeah, yeah. And he's talking to him, and I'm like, yo, Joe, do you know this guy? And he said, Oh yeah. I said, What's his name? He said, Oh, that's Jay. I knew it was coming. I looked at I looked at the drug dealer, I said, get out, man. You're not allowed to be in here. You're barred. He's like, what do you and then he came up to the bar after, and no, he went up, he went back to his machine and he's like, I'm gonna leave what I want. I don't gotta do it. You say I'm gonna leave what I want. I was like, okay, all good. I looked outside, I seen that there was cops outside. I said, Alright, man, there's cops outside right now. I'll just go grab them and say you're trespassing. It's no big deal. I was like, you probably don't want that though. And like I go, he's like, go do it then. And I go to lock up the bar because I can't leave the bar in attendance, so I go to lock it up and I go to walk outside. As I'm going to walk outside, he grabs the stuff and he leaves. But then he but then he's like in the lobby, like screaming at from the door, talking shit. And then he comes back in. Well, sorry, before he leaves, he comes back to the bar and says, Did somebody text you and tell you I was in the bar? What I said earlier. Yeah. I was like, Doesn't matter, man, you're gonna allow it to be in here. Get out. Did somebody tell you I was here though? I said, Doesn't matter, dude. And knowing in fact that the lady earlier told me. I'm like, I'm not gonna snitch her out. Yeah. She's obvious she's also still in the bar. Yeah. She's sitting over there. Oh, it was just this old bitch.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

Oh, and it goes in the fucking sneak.

SPEAKER_06 44:07

Yeah. And you know what's you know what's crazy? I didn't even say anything. He left, came back, walked up to her table with the old guy that she's sitting with, and was like, Are you fucking telling people I'm not allowed to be in the bar? What the fuck? How the hell? Is it that appealing? Because I guess there are regulars there, and he she he knows that. But I was like, This is actually crazy. How did he know that? And then he leaves and he's talking shit like he's talking shit, and then he's he's at the door and he says, he says, It's like a sick home. He says, Have a good night, have a good night, man. Have a good night. And I take that shit as I'm gonna be waiting for you. And I'm like, no. So there's a window. There's three windows in the bar. Two of them were kind of like translucent. One of them is completely transparent, so you can see through it. That's the window I'll pop out. I'll pop up to the window, look out to see how many people are congregating outside, how many methods are outside, if anybody's overdosing, if there's cops pulling up, whatever. But I could see through that window from the bar, and I could the whole rest of the night I could see this guy, the drug dealer that I kicked out, going up to the window, looking inside, talking and pointing and doing, and I'm like, fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_03 45:11

No, no, this is gonna be an issue for me. It's gonna be an issue for me.

SPEAKER_06 45:15

It's gonna be an issue for me. Oh no, man, no. The whole night I'm like, fuck. And I could see him, like, it's like I'm about to close, and I'm like, he's still out there. Fuck. Oh my god. So like I'm like, okay, whatever. But as I'm closing, there's like ambulance and fire trucks that come up and they come right out front of the bar. Yeah. So everybody clears because they're all drinking on the street, they're all doing drugs on the street, so they all clear out, and I'm like, oh damn. If I can get out before they leave, I'm in the clear. Yeah. By the time I'm done cashing out, they're all gone. Yeah. And as I'm catching out, this is the first thing that's ever happened while I'm while I'm closing. There's somebody just banging on the window trying to get my attention. No way. And I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm like, I'm not looking, I'm not looking. I'm not turning around looking. So I'm like, okay, I gotta leave the bar, but I gotta leave the bar strapped with a weapon. I need a weapon. And all we have is this giant, literally, this giant like chef's knife. Oh, and I'm like, can't take that. No. So I take, I'm like, I'm just gonna go Jason Bourne style, bro. Stick a fork in my pocket.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Oh, dude. Hell yeah, dude. Fuck it. I leave the bar.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

Leave the bar, literally nobody outside. Jump in the car, go home. There was no issue.

SPEAKER_06 46:23

But that I kicked them out and I was like, God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

That's fucking like adgeral and pumping. I'd be fucking, I always be kind of I'd be scared.

SPEAKER_06 46:30

I would be fucking legit scared. Well, yeah, so also that that night after work was the first night that so if I like if I overpour there, we weigh all our bottles at the end of at the beginning and end of the night to see how much you sold. And if I overpour, they take that off my paycheck. But if I underpour, the I don't get no money back. So most of the people there that when they underpour, they just drink whatever they underpour before they leave so that the bar isn't making the money. So this is an example. I have 20 ounces of vodka. I sell 10 ounces, but I only pour eight. There's two ounces there that have been paid for that haven't been dranking. Yeah. Most of the bartenders are gonna drink those two ounces because you're not gonna get them on your paycheck. But if you would have over poured those two ounces, they would take it off.

SPEAKER_09 47:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:19

I, when I first started drinking, when I first started working there, I was like, I if I underpour, I'm just gonna leave it. But that night I was like, all my underpour, I'm drinking. And I be underpouring a lot. At the end of the night, I poured up like six shots, dude. Poured up six shots, hammered them all back, counted out my money, left the building. So I left a little bit buzzy, but I was like, I'm ready to stab. Yeah. Ready to stab. Um and I was also only ready to stab because of our last, I'll bring you to my last story of the work week.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

Fuck it, it's like it's the ending of a movie. It's like it's like a movie. Raymond's work week, and everything's like everything's like fucking like disconjointed. Fucking it's like, yeah, it's like very pulp fiction esque.

SPEAKER_06 48:02

Yeah, sorry, man. There's been there's been a lot that's happened. And to be honest, I'm probably leaving a lot of stories out. Like there was also I'll get I'll throw in a couple mini episodes here. Um, the lady who warned me about the drug dealers, she was walking around the bar, put her wallet down, uh, some random bitch walked up, picked it up, and just started running out of the bar. Oh no. And this lady, this lady who uh told me about the drug dealers also uses a walker, but when this person stole her wallet, she ran faster than I could have ever believed. This bitch is using a walker for fucking for sympathy.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

It's not a real she doesn't need it. She doesn't she was running, like actually she's fucking moving, dude.

SPEAKER_06 48:39

Doggia was like, ah, dude, she's running. And then like as as she ran out the as the lady left the building, she threw her, she threw her wallet anyway. So, but like, but then but then they went outside, and my coworker was like, I went outside to see where they were, and I couldn't find them. Like two seconds later, he's like, She must have been running pretty fast. I said, dude, she doesn't need the walker. She's lying.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

Yeah, she's fucking full of shit.

SPEAKER_06 49:00

So then whatever, I picked up her wallet that they dropped, brought it behind the bar, blah blah blah. Wallet got stolen, got returned. Um, second story: this lady came in and she had like four bags, but she was like smiling and laughing, and she came up and she bought two shots or a beer or whatever it was, but she was like tweaking out so fucking hard, man. She was like laughing to herself and looking at me and like bursting out laughing and then like smiling and twitching. It reminded me of that movie Smile, dude. It was so it was honestly, I've never seen anybody tweak out that hard.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Terrifying just the way you described it, dude.

SPEAKER_06 49:38

They fucking I've never seen anybody tweak out that hard, and it was freaking me out to the point where like she bought something, and usually if somebody buys something, I'll let them hang out in there as long as they want, like, even if they're kind of drunk, like as long as they're not doing anything to annoy me or bother other people. Yeah, but she was fucking tweaking out and freaking out, and I was like, she was dude, literally, I was I was probably also really high. I've been smoking a lot of weed at work, I've been getting so high at work, and then just getting so paranoid because I'm around tweakers all day.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

I'll get so I'll get so high and then I'll then I'll get scared because I'm around tweakers all day. Like the other the other day, I got so high.

SPEAKER_06 50:15

I went in the bathroom and got so high, and then I came out and I'm sitting at the chair, and this guy walks up, and he walks up and he's got like I forget if it's a if it's uh like a medical mask on or like a beloclava, but his face is covered. And as he's walking up, he starts putting he starts putting his hand down the back or back or side of his pants, like he's grabbing something. Yeah, and as he does that, he wants to be like sketchy gesture. As he as he's doing that, he walks up to the bar. I stand up from my chair and I stand behind it just to get some distance between me and the guy. And I'm like, oh no, this is terrifying. I forget what he asked, I said, Can I get a kin can? I said, This is the bar. I said, go to the vendor. Get out of here, you fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

It's like, do you work the vendor as well or just the bar? It's a guy that works the vendor as well.

SPEAKER_06 51:04

So I I think I've said this before. So the reason there's only one person that works in the bar at a single time is because from where I work, I have a direct line of sight to the guy and the vendor. So if anybody has a really big problem, the guy from the vendor usually comes up behind and helps. Yeah. Um, in my next major story, the guy from the vendor did fuck all. I think he's like, he like will yell and scream at women and be really rude. And I think he's just like scared of dudes and likes like being rude to women because dude, I got into it with this guy. He he didn't do anything. Like he was literally like he literally walked out from the vendor, seen what was happening, and then ran back into his little like enclosed area.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

Okay, this is like I'm this is like so. Edging me hard, man. I deserve a shot I didn't I deserve a shot after all that edging. Fucking you edged me so hard. What do you mean you deserve? You more like want I want one. I want one. Fuck it. After all that, fucking fucking. Say, please, bitch. Please, please, daddy. Now suck it. Puppy.

SPEAKER_06 51:58

Now suck it.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

That's fucking terrible. Alright. Well, fuck you fill that bitch right up, man.

SPEAKER_06 52:06

Yeah, you don't you don't gotta take it all. I'm gonna take it all. Okay, well, you could have that. Okay, I'm gonna take it all, dude.

SPEAKER_02 52:13

Take it.

SPEAKER_06 52:14

Alright, so uh uh maybe I got one more mini story though before I edge you all the way over the edge.

SPEAKER_03 52:23

Okay, dude, it's going.

SPEAKER_06 52:24

Oh, okay, yeah, I got another one. So this guy, this guy who is definitely a drug dealer, I know he is because I've talked to him. So I've like, he he he he comes in and he'll your main one now? My main doggy, dude.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Yeah, he's your main dude.

SPEAKER_06 52:37

My main meth dealer, dude. Buy meth, I buy crack, I buy fucking hair on. Um, but he he came in, he comes in and he he'll gamble a lot, and then when he buys a drink, so he'll get a double. And a double is eight dollars there. Yeah. Unless it's like higher higher price liquor, which is only crown and maybe one other thing. Like even the scotch there, four dollars a shot. Crown is four fifty or four seventy-five or something. 475. Um, anyway, so he'll come in and he'll get um doubles, so eight dollars, and he'll tip fifteen dollars. So he'll tip he'll he'll give me fifteen dollars. So he'll tip seven dollars a drink. If he gets three drinks, that's twenty-one dollar tip, which is like pretty good. The other day he came in and he was with this girl, and somebody came in earlier and was looking for him, this girl, and I told him, I was like, hey man, there's there's this girl that was in here looking for you earlier. Um, he's like, uh, what'd she look like? And I started talking to him, and he's like, Was she hot? And I was like, no. And he's like, he's like, yeah, they usually get hot after a couple drinks. So he's like, all they're after is this. And I swear to God, he pulls out four thousand dollars. At least. Pulls out four grand in my face. I'm like, he's like, all they're after is this. I'm like, okay, obviously a drug dealer, yeah. But I obviously knew you were a drug dealer because you're tipping seven dollars a drink. He got he was with a girl, he got two doubles, sixteen dollars. He tipped $19. He tipped three dollars more than the drinks were worth.

SPEAKER_02 54:01

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_06 54:03

He gave me $35 for a $16 drink. That's fucking crazy. I was like, dawg. Dude. It was so sick, though. And like also, no, it wasn't. It was great. I loved it. Also, there was this girl and there was this lady there the other day. This was making me a bad person. So I started, so I made $505 in tips, like I've said. I've been saving them in a jar. I have a good chunk of tips right now. I don't know what I'm gonna do with them. If I'm gonna buy us something for the podcast, if I'm gonna save up for something for myself, or if I'm saving up to help Erica with a down payment for a house. Probably something for the podcast is gonna be more efficient because I want to keep building it. Yeah, but also we gotta do some um conversing about that. Yes. Um, anyway, so I got a bunch of money saved from the $505. I was like, I'm not just gonna blow this all. It seems crazy. Um anyway, so he did a bunch of money. I think we gotta just roll into the last door here. I don't think I got much else. Yeah, we're rolling to the last door, didn't I? This is the one, man. This is the fucking one. Okay, so this is the one, brother. So it was it was like Thursday morning. I was working 10 to 5, so it was pretty pretty straight now. It was pretty slow. But yeah, so this guy, this guy, uh, I'm gonna take this shot actually before I tell it.

unknown 55:20

Woo!

SPEAKER_06 55:21

Alright, yeah, we're ready for this now. Alright. So um I was I was I'm working. It's kind of busy, pretty steady. Um lots of people at this place also will drink outside and then come inside, not buy drinks, and just play VLTs. Because it's cheaper, and obviously you can just go outside and drink in the street and come inside and drink. Like we've all done it. We've all left the bar, drank in a car, yeah, went back to the bar. Yeah, yeah, I've been there. I've been there. This guy comes in plenty of times. This guy comes in, obviously, drinking outside of the bar because he's pretty drunk. He's playing VLTs, so I'm like, whatever. He's not bothering anybody. But he comes, so he comes up to the bar and he asks for the key of the bathroom. So he goes to use the bathroom. And if people need to use the bathroom at this job, I gotta give them the key, obviously. But if they want to take a shit, or if they're a lady and they want to wipe their fucking sniz, then they have to ask for tissue. Because we don't keep tissue in the bathroom because people just steal it. So if you want tissue, you guys don't leave any tissue in there? No tissue at all in the bathroom. If you want tissue, you ask at the bar and I'll give you some. And not a lot, and it's not very good. We have good tissue, but that's for the bartenders. I'll give you slop shit tissue for your dirty, unclean vagina, bitch. Okay, you guys are fucking dictators.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

It's like a dictatorship over there. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_06 56:47

I'll be running that bitch. I'd be saying, shut the fuck up, suck me off. That kind of stuff. Um holy fuck. Anyway, so if they want tissue, they ask for it. If they don't, they don't get it. So this guy goes to the bathroom, and it's been a while, and I'm like, honestly, I've been telling the story one way, this is the truth. Honestly, I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and get high. Yeah, I'm gonna go get high right now. So I go in the bathroom. You're hitting the penjum? Hitting the penjamin, I'm going to the bathroom, and uh, as I go in the bathroom, I walk in the bathroom and there's no doors on the bathroom stalls either. So that people can't be doing drugs in there. Yeah. So if you go in there and you're taking a shit, luckily, if you're at the bar and you're a patron, yeah, you have the one key that opens the door, besides the key that I have. I have a master key, I can open both doors. But uh you have the one key, so nobody's gonna walk in while you're shitting with the door open. Yeah, but unlike what happened in this scenario, oh no, forgot the gentleman was in there. So I walk in there and he's taking a shit with the door, the doors open, there's no doors. And I'm like, because I still actually have to kind of piss, but I did just come in there to smoke weed, and I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna take a piss. And then I was like, oh, sorry, man, you don't want me to be in here, and he's pretty he's pretty fucked up, and I'm like, oh no, this is gonna be this gonna be bad. Uh so he's like, fucking, this is fucking disc, this is fucking so sad, man. You're fucking you don't even have a fucking tissue in here. Making me fucking wipe my ass with my sock. And as he says that, a sock comes flying from the to from the stall towards the sink and the mirror of the bathroom. Oh my god, dude. And I said fucking god, dude. I say, oh no, this has already gotten bad. And I don't know, I was probably still high, my my my instincts weren't great, but uh I I let this I let this man get, I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna keep pissing. I'll let this I let this man get up and he's drunk and he's getting he's getting he's getting uh increasingly more belligerent. Exactly, increasingly more belligerent, and I didn't even realize this until four days later. He just shit and hasn't washed his hands. Oh dude and wiped his ass with a sock. And wiped his ass with a fucking sock. What happens is we're we're in this small contained bathroom together, and this guy's bigger than me. This guy's like at least got 50 to 60 pounds on me. He's like maybe a couple inches taller than me. He's bigger than me, and he's drunk as fuck. And I'm like, That's fucking good. This is not good. This is gonna be bad. That's not good. So I'm like, okay, I gotta get out of the bathroom. And he gets in front of the bathroom door and says, I say, hey man, like he's like, this is fucking disgraceful. You guys fucking can't keep dish you in here and fucking this fucking so so demeaning. He's like, and he, what are you guys doing? Are you fucking I swear to God he says this, what are you guys doing? Are you fucking filming people using the bathroom? And I said, What? He's like, Why aren't there no doors on the bathroom stalls? Are you filming people using the bathroom? Not this coherently, I might add. Very drunk, very kind of stumbling, stammering, slurring. Um, anyway, so he's like, I was like, hey man, like if you would have wanted tissue, I could have just gave some to you at the bar. Like, I'm like trying to, I'm trying to I'm trying to decrease the situation. I'm trying to I'm trying to calm it down. And I'm like, but but at the same time, I'm like, but if you want to be rude, you can leave the bar. Yeah. And at this point, I'm still in the bathroom. So I'm like, okay, and then he's like, fuck, I'm not gonna leave the bar. But he leaves the bathroom, and I'm like, I look down, I look at his hands, I'm like, oh, he didn't have the key. So I go and I grab the key really fast, which is like a piece of wood attached to a chain attached to a key, a weapon. Yeah, so I got this bitch in my hand, and I'm like, at this point, I'm like, I don't even gotta piss anymore. I just want to kick this motherfucker out because he pissed me off now. Yeah, talking about getting emotional. So I leave the bathroom and I go, I woke up to him immediately. I said, get out! I said, get out of the bar, leave the bar now. And he gets he turns around, he gets in my face, and he's like, he's like, What do you think you got power, man? You think I'm gonna leave the fucking bar, man? You think you can do anything? And I'm like, at this point I'm like, I'm pissed off. I swear, yeah, I'm gonna get the fuck out of the bar, get out of the bar. And he's like, What are you gonna do? And I'm like, what are you gonna do? And this guy, he's obviously got like dry mouth or something, but he hawks up whatever spit he can and he spits in my like inches from my face. Spits in my face, shotgun blast spit, I can feel it hit all my face, and I'm like, oh no. And I I'm like, I'm I'm like, I'm pissed, I'm getting emotional. I was like, I can I can do absolutely nothing and look like a pussy, or I can do something. So I I I I had the key in my hand, and I was like, I was like, I can't hit him with this, but that's probably too far. So I I I put my hands up and I double hand pushed him as hard as I could, and we're standing right next to the VLTs, and he's kind of drunk, so I double hand pushed him, and he he hits a lady that's gambling on the VLTs, hits her chair, and falls over onto the ground, and then he gets up and immediately gets back in my face, and I'm like, oh no. Maybe I maybe I've just angered a drunk. Oh no, but this guy also doesn't touch me at all. He just like gets up, gets him in my face again, and I I push him two more times, not as hard. Obviously, at this point, he's expecting it, doesn't fall over again. But the the guy, a guy comes up behind me and like grabs me and like tries to stop me. And I'm like, What the fuck, dude? Don't touch me. Like he's like on his side. Yeah, but guy from the vendor comes out, sees what's happening, walks back into the vendor. I'm like, What the fuck? You pussy could have done something. Yeah, he could have fucking came in and helped me. The guy, the guy we finally get him kind of out of the bar, get him in the lobby. He says, Yeah, you wait, I'm gonna be here when you're when you're off work, you fucking curly headed fuck. I'm gonna stab you. I said, shit. Shit. But yeah, it was a major cortisol spike, dude. I was like, oh, dude. And then after he left, two people came up to the bar and were like, Good for you for standing up for yourself. I'm like, what was I gonna let him spit in my face? Yeah. What was I gonna let a man spit in my face? And then after that, I went outside and I fucking I sucked his dick clean, dry. I said, obviously you're the alpha. I got on the ground, I asked for more. I said, spit on me again. I said, spit on me again. Treat me like a dog. He was like, open your mouth this time.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

Holy fuck, dude. That's fucking terrifying, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:57

Yeah, it's it was sucked.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

It was pretty shitty.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:59

That that was definitely the shittiest one, the getting spit in my face.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:03

I definitely would not have liked that. That whole situation just doesn't sound very ideal. Yeah. And like thank God you are looking for a new job. Because that seems like, you know, it's like not safe. It's like it increasingly got worse over this like one week. This one week I've been gone. It's like fucking so much shit has happened. Yeah. It's like, I don't think this is the environment I want my fucking friend to work in.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:25

Yeah, so I've applied at the I've applied at the couple hospitals in the city, and one of them is is literally on the job application. It says minimum a minimum education requirements, grade 10.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:41

They're lowering the bar. Overqualify.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

I'm very dude, I got my grade 12, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:50

They don't even know that I got my grade 12. Um, but yeah, it's it's literally working at St. Boniface Hospital, and the starting wage is $20 an hour.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:59

So dude, you can be fucking in grade 10 making $20 an hour? Apparently. Fucking dude, that that's nice. Where the fuck was this when I was in grade fucking 10?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:09

I don't know. Well, no, I mean it's like I think you gotta be an adult still, but you gotta be an adult, but in grade 10. You just have to have a grade 10, like you don't have to have graduated high school, is what they're saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:18

Oh. Oh shit. It's not when they fucking like No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:21

Like what what what I think what they're saying is like, because you know most people, most applications say, oh, you have to have at least your high school graduation diploma. Yeah. Or your GED. Yeah. This this one is like, you have to have at least made it to grade 10. I'm fucking retired, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:34

I was saying, like, dude, these people are hiring people that are in grade 10 to get 20 bucks a fucking hour.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:38

I think they're just hiring people that are less qualified. Okay, word, word. So that's why I'm like, I'm super qualified. But it's also twenty bucks an hour, and it's doing uh it's just like doing laundry at the hospital.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:51

Which I'm like, dude, I'll it's also St. Boniface, so it's closer to my house. Yeah. And I won't get stabbed or spit on.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:56

And St. Boniface is a much more saver hospital to be at. Yeah, it's like health science center is fucking pretty fucking sketchy. Yeah, true, true, true.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:04

But it's still still the St. Boniface is still sketch as fuck. Full of fucking jibs.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:09

Yeah. Gibberinos. Well, damn, man, that's fucking you had quite the eventful week. Like you went through fucking hell and back. Meanwhile, my week, I was just getting fucking junk with my family, shooting off 22 rifles at empty beer cans that I have drinking, uh playing guitar, fucking up all my lyrics because I'm too drunk to sing, which is very embarrassing. I broke a guitar string in the middle of a song as well, which is also equally as embarrassing. I fucked up each song I played this weekend. It was very embarrassing. And um but besides that, I had a great time. I mean, and you're just going through hell over here.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:46

Um yeah, I mean, it wasn't wasn't the best, but I made a lot of tips, so it kind of balanced it out. I bought a lot of meat for cheap.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:53

Um I mean, that steak did look pretty fucking far. I'm not gonna take it. Like when you when you sent me that picture, yes. I immediately, immediately got hungry. It was so good, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:04

It was like a rib, it was it was like a ribeye, and I c I cooked it. I cooked it on our new stainless steel pans, dude. And then I fucking I got a meat weight. I put a meat weight so the sear was crazy, and then I cut it or I I took it off, I let it rest, and then I cut the cap from the what do you call it, the round or whatever it's called? Like cut the cap from the other piece, sliced the cap separately to the other piece, and oh my god, brother. I made I bought a bag of when I one of the first checks I got from this job. I went to the I went to a superstore and I bought this $40 bag of shrimp. So it's 16 to 20 count shrimp. So that's what it I think what that means is 16 to 20 shrimp per pound. So they're like the really big ones. So I made these fucking jumbo shrimp with fucking garlic butter and steak with garlic butter and mushrooms with garlic butter, and then we just had a fucking little mini feast.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:56

Oh, fucking deadly. Yeah, it was really good. It was really, really, really good. That actually sounds pretty fire.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:01

It was really, really, really good. Hold on, let's see if I have any pictures. Fuck it, straight up.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:07

But yo, I think it's almost time for motherfucking fun box. Okay, so we're gonna do funbox. Are we ready? We are ready!

SPEAKER_06 1:07:24

The fourth official round of everybody's favorite game show, fun box, hosted this week by Sean Boubian.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

Today I am the host, and today Raymond is guessing the clues, or he's gonna, you know, you know, make some guesses.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:39

Or also, I have a question though. So I have a question. So you've told me we've already said we would tell each other in advance what the category is. Yeah. So you've told me what the category is. You said Disney movies. Is this movies that are created by Disney or movies that are owned by Disney?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:53

Movies that are created by Disney.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:54

Okay, so only movies that Disney has created, not movies that they have acquired, such as Star Wars or Marvel movies.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:01

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:02

Current Marvel movies, technically, they have made. So you could have technically used those, but like anything before the the acquisition?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

Exactly. Yes, yes. Everything before then. Alrighty. Okay, one second here. I can take care of that. Okay. Alright. So today's category, as we said, is Disney Movies. As per usual, we have five movies and five clues per movie. The first clue is worth five points, and then second clue is worth four points, and so on and so forth. If you're paying attention, you know what the drill is already, folks. So here we are. Yes, and our current standing is 17-16, heavily 16 points for Raymond.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:44

Oh, yeah. Fifteen points for Sean.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:47

That's right. Yes, yes. Let's see how Raymond favors today. Let's go, pussy. Okay, all right. Here we are with movie number one. Clue number one. A movie where every character looks like they haven't slept since 1997.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:05

Oh, makes me feel like it came out in 1997. Haven't slept. Sleepy fuckers. Tired. Sleeping beauty. No, that is incorrect. That is incorrect. Good guess, though. Good guess. That's the only thing I got. I'm gonna try and think more here in depth. Um sleepy fuckers, sleepy, sleepy, hunchback of Notre Dame.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:37

That guy looks sleepy or he looks drowsy, downsy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:43

Okay. Um next clue, sir, for four points. I got nothing. All right, next clue. All right. Clue number two worth four points. Here it is. Everyone, everyone is dressed like they lost a fight with a closet full of wet laundry.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:00

Everyone looks like they lost a fight with a closet full of wet laundry. Beauty and the beast. No, that is wrong. I'm sorry. Um lost a fight with the closet full of wet laundry. The brave toaster goes to Mars. No, that is wrong. Damn it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:24

Is that a real Disney movie? Pretty sure, yeah. The Brave Toaster goes to Mars. Wally?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:31

Um let's go fucking animated 1997 wet laundry fucking Disney Pocahontas. No, I'm sorry, that is wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:54

I'll give you a hint though. No, you don't have to. Okay, you can go to the next clue. Okay, next clue. Okay, next next clue. Clue number three. This is basically a two and a half hour argument over who owns what, and nobody has receipts.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:12

Two and a half hour Disney movie. Oh, well, crazy. You know what's crazy? I'm thinking Disney movies and I'm thinking animated movies. Disney has made so many live action movies. Yes. Such as Pirates of the Caribbean.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:28

Yeah. Hold on, hold on here. Hold on.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:31

Do I need I need this? I need the sub colon. I need the second thing. Because it is hold on. Are you is uh is that what you're saying? Is it is a Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but I don't have the like it might not be the first one. I mean it's Okay, hold on. I need I need I need the I need the second thing. Okay, I'm gonna take a shot and I'm gonna well 1997.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:52

Just ignore that that that date.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:53

I was gonna say, I feel like Pirates came out like 2002. Yeah, it's definitely. I'm gonna say Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl. No, no, no. Damn, okay. Well then I'm going Pirates of the Caribbean, um Dead Man's Chest.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:09

That is the one! Yes. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_06 1:12:12

All right. Three points. Fucking three points down for a give me the other. Hold on. Give me the first and second. Give me all the clues again in order.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:21

Okay, so the first clue was a movie where every character looks like they haven't slept since 1997. True, yeah. I can feel that. Clue number two was everyone is dressed like they lost a fight with a closet full of wet laundry.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:35

Oh, that's a good clue. Yeah, that's good, actually, now that I think of it. Because pirates, yeah, they're all wet. They're all wet. You know what's crazy? I fully have just realized that Disney movies can also not be animated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole time I was getting animated movies. Okay, I'm back in.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:49

Kind of what's the third clue again? The third clue was this is basically a two and a half hour argument over who owns what and nobody has receipts. Okay, yep. Clue number four was a man with the worst skin condition imaginable somehow becomes the coolest person on screen. Yep. Definitely, definitely that CGI still holds up. Now, clue number five, yes it does. That CGI is incredible.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:12

That CGI for David Jones is insane with Bill Nahee. Absolutely insane.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:16

Absolutely insane.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:17

Groundbreaking and still almost hasn't been beaten.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:20

Yeah. Now clue number five. No, this was the easy one. I've been making clue number five's the easy ones. The sequel where the guy with the eyeliner somehow becomes the responsible adult in the room. Nice, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:31

Man, you did good with these clues. I respect that. I love it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:34

Let's keep going. Alright. Alright, now this is movie number two. Movie number two on fun box. All right. Pussy. Fun pussy off on pussy. Alright, guys. This movie. Number two. This is clue number one for this movie. A movie where the background characters seem to understand life better than the main cast.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:07

Has to be high school musical.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:10

No, that is wrong, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:13

Damn it. Background characters. Hmm. Oh, I have a question, and I feel like this should you have to answer this one because I need some clarification. Okay. Is technically Pixar is under the Disney banner.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:27

Pixar is. Included. Pixar is included, yes. Bugs Life. Unfortunately, it is not. I feel like you already did Bugs Life and I've got it. Yeah, I think I did Bugs Life for my animated one. Yeah, so I'm not going to make it. I'm going to do it again.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:42

It would be a trick, trick question, though, and uh it's smart. Yeah. If you can find good enough clues to do the same movie again, it'd be pretty sick. Okay, I'll keep that in mind. I'm gonna do it on you. I'm gonna do it on you, Slut. Do it on you, whore. Um, background characters know more than the four than the main characters.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:00

Well, they understand life better.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:02

Understand life better.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:04

I don't know. Give me the next clue, man. Alright, clue number two. This film has a surprisingly high amount of people avoiding accountability.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:15

Avoiding accountability. Disney film. Disney film.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:25

Um avoiding accountability.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:32

I got absolutely nothing, doggy. Give me three points.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:36

Okay, all right. On to clue number three. One character spends the entire movie being dramatic, and somehow everyone lets him.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:48

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:49

Well.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:53

This sounds like a Toy Story. Toy Story Two? It's not a Toy Story. You did Toy Story before. You're not gonna do Toy Story again. If you did a Toy Story three or four, though, I'd fucking stab you. I'd literally stab you in your throat. It is not a toy story.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:10

Clue number three again, please. Alright, clue number three is one character spends the entire movie being dramatic, and somehow everyone lets him. Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:25

Air bud. I got nothing, bro. Two points.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:30

Alright, here is clue number four for two points. The villain looks like he would leave a one-star review on his own family. Incredible villain one star review.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:53

Disney.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:00

Trying to have a good villain.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:06

Nothing. Nothing? Nothing, dude. I will kill myself right here.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:11

You want me to go to clue?

SPEAKER_09 1:17:12

I will burn it, Michael!

unknown 1:17:14

I will kill Michael!

SPEAKER_02 1:17:16

Raymond is on the brink of suicide, everyone. We are on clue number five, it seems like. And Raymond, I think you're gonna get it off this clue.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:26

Give it to me, Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:27

Clue number five.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:29

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

The animated movie where a catchy song about doing absolutely nothing somehow became everyone's childhood philosophy. Damn, this is a Lego movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:41

What the fuck is not the Lego? Everything is awesome!

SPEAKER_06 1:17:44

No. That's probably not Disney anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:49

So read it again. The animated movie where a catchy song about doing absolutely nothing somehow became everyone's childhood philosophy.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:01

Oh, the Lion King? Ding, ding, ding. It is the Lion King. Damn it. Damn it. I was like, what's a good catchy children's song? Oh, yeah. Um can you gotta just cycle through them real fast.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

Cycle through them again? Real fast. Alright, number one, a movie where the background characters seem to understand life better than the main cast. Yep. This film has a surprisingly high amount of people avoiding accountability. Yep. One character spends the entire movie being dramatic and somehow everyone lets him. Who's that? I'm pretty sure that is probably Simba.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:39

Okay. Yeah, I guess. I mean, his dad got killed in front of him, but I mean called him. I guess that's dramatic. Scar, maybe. Scar, it's scar is pretty fucking dramatic.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:48

His dad was murdered in front of him. I'm not too sure who it's supposed to be. Dramatic, I guess. Well, again. The villain looks like he would leave a one-star review on his own family. Oh, that's good. That's a good one. Yeah, I like that one. And then uh the last one was the animated movie where a catchy song about doing absolutely nothing somehow became everyone's childhood philosophy. Alright, beautiful.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:09

We're gonna go, we're gonna go three points, first one, one point, second one. On to the third movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:16

The third movie of Funbox. Here we go. Fucking please, please, God, give me the power.

unknown 1:19:25

Please.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

Clue number one. A movie where one person changes their entire life because a family meeting went badly. Do you want me to repeat it? Always all right. A movie where one person changes their entire life because a family meeting went badly. Home alone. I don't think home alone is Disney, bro.

unknown 1:19:54

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:54

I'm just guessing movies, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:57

She sucked my cock. I don't have Disney Plus open in front of me. I'll repeat the question again. No, go to the next one. Fuck you. Oh, wow. Okay. Cunt fucking cunt. That's violent. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:11

Oh, I worked at the McLaren.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:13

I'm gonna stab a bitch now. Let's violently move on to clue number two. I have a knife in my back. Holy everyone is shocked by basic problem solving skills.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:28

Hmm, everybody's shocked by basic problem solving skills. Yes. Aladdin. Get rich, get pussy. Simple problem solving.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:37

Oh, that you are wrong.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:39

Fuck. I am sorry.

unknown 1:20:41

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:43

Simple problem solving. That's the thing. I have no idea, so at this point I'm just gonna start guessing Disney movies. Snow White. No, that is wrong. That is incorrect. Um, problem solving. One more guess.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:55

Mulan. Yes! Ding ding ding! It is Mulan. Raymond, you have clocked in four points on question number three. That is three points on question number three. So right now you are at. Wait, that was that was four. Oh, no, yeah, that was four points on question number three. Sorry, I was like mixing up my words because three, three, you know. That's okay, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:17

I would like to hear the rest of the clues. You want to hear the rest of the clues. Because guess what? I didn't guess that off of knowing what it was. I guessed that off of randomly guessing a Disney movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:26

And you got it. Yeah. Yes. All right. Clue number three was the funniest character in the movie is technically a walking liability. Is that Betty Murphy as Mushu? Yes. Yep. Okay. Clue number four was a bunch of extremely serious soldiers get humbled by someone who refuses to follow the usual reviews.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:48

Is he a liability because he might say the N-word at any point?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:51

He might be.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:52

I don't understand why he is. Is he a liability because he's black? And what is the liability? Well, he's he's not supposed to be seen. He's a little tiny fucking dragon. I don't. I've uh seen that movie like once. Erica loves it for obvious reasons. Because she's Asian. She's Asian?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:10

Wait.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:11

Or is it because she's a woman? Did I go? I'm kind of blind. I'm partially blind. I feel with my hands. Her eyes don't feel as slanted. Anyway, let's continue.

unknown 1:22:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:21

And then clue number five was the Disney movie where the training montage has a better character arc than half the cast. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:30

Okay, well, let's clock it in at four. That's four points. Woo.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:36

Movie number four.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:38

Oh shit. Here we go, baby. I'm about to stack up these points.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:42

And like I said earlier, I really hope this is the movie that you have seen. Oh, yeah. Okay, I already forgot. Okay, so. Clue number one. A movie where the biggest character has the personality of a nervous dog. Clifford, the big red dog.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:59

Come on, dude. That's right on the personality.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:06

He is a big dog. Clifford is a literal big dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:09

And the first question is like the personality of one.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:15

Personality of a big dog. Main character, right? Hold on, read it one more time. The main character.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:20

I will read the clue for you again here. One second. So clue number one: a movie where the biggest character has the personality of a nervous dog.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:34

Hmm. Oh, damn. That's a good ass clue. That's a good ass clue. What are we gonna do?

SPEAKER_06 1:23:43

Um Nervous Dog Disney. Oh, is this live action? Oh don't answer. Don't answer. I mean, you can if you want, but don't answer. You have helped me out a few times. That's okay, but I help you out near the end.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:00

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:01

And also, next clue. I don't got nothing. Nervous. I feel like I should have something, but I got nothing. That's okay. That is okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:08

It's happened to me too. It's happened to me too. Do not feel guilty.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:11

You can't get hard. It never happened to me before. It's literally a normal thing. It happens to all of us.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:18

It happens. It's a normal thing. Whatever, man. Okay. Clue number two. Everyone around the nicest creature alive immediately makes terrible decisions. The Lorax.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:32

Correct. If one around the nicest creature alive. So that makes me think that it's some kind of like, eh, that's or maybe it is live action.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:43

There's a creature in it. Nicest creature alive. Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:53

The lady in the water. Incorrect.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:58

You have one more guess. Nah, I'll go to the next one. Next one. Okay. Clue number three. For three points. This movie is basically please stop trying to monetize my friend.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:15

Huh. Please stop trying to monetize my friend. Please stop trying to monetize my friend. Ready, player one. Incorrect, but that is a good guess. That is a good guess.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:37

Not a good guess.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:38

I'm a fucking loser, dude. I'm a fucking loser.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:41

You are not a loser. You are beating me. You are still in the lead. You are not a loser. Next fucking question, man. Next question. Okay, clue number four for two points. A giant animal somehow has better manners than almost every human involved.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:00

Giant animal.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:02

He's a big boy.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:04

It's a big boy. By Disney. Mighty Joe Young.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:10

Yes! Ding ding dang! That is the one. Absolutely. Mighty Joe Young. That is for two points. Raymond has got the question. That's crazy. Who's isn't that like isn't that like Brad Pitt in that movie? That's fucking Charlie Sarin, fucking uh Bill Paxton. Yep. It's good shit. I love Mighty Joe Young.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:29

Never seen it. I had I remember. Never seen it, man. Dude. Never seen it. I remember I had a movie, like a Disney movie on VHS growing up, that had a trailer for Mighty Joe Young on it, and that's where I pulled it from.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:44

It was one of their first live action movies. It's a really good fucking movie, man. Never watched it.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:48

Definitely worth a watch. Never, never seen it. I just remember seeing the giant, the giant gorilla. It's a giant gorilla.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:54

I guarantee, man, if you, Andre and Erica sat down and watched that movie, you guys will enjoy it. I know for a fact. Hell yeah, I bet he will.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:02

That's the thing. It's like we're at the point now where we almost want to take Andre to go see Spider-Man brand new day, but I don't think he's able to sit down for a live action movie yet. I think maybe when he's four, maybe we could take it to an animated movie. But anyway, shout out Mighty Joe Young. Never seen it. I'm gonna put it on the list. Can't believe I pulled that. Can't believe that was actually the answer.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:22

Yeah, you fucking did it, man. You fucking did it. You want to hear the last clue? It doesn't really matter because you haven't seen the movie, but I do, yep. Alright. The movie where you spend two hours being more worried about the giant guy's feelings than your own. Okay, cool. Hell yeah. Alright. So this, we are now on to movie number five. Movie number last movie of the night here, Ray. Do you feel ready? Do you feel cool?

SPEAKER_06 1:27:46

I feel ready. I feel ready because the last movie I hadn't even seen got it with two points left. Yeah. Got it with two points left might be the best.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:56

Yeah, that's actually pretty good. That's pretty good. All right. Might be right. Next time I'm putting in a movie that you definitely haven't seen, I'm just gonna throw it over in the movie.

unknown 1:28:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:09

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I did do this. I don't know if he I will never do that. I don't know if he realized, but I made sure that my fucking first question was always the hardest. Yeah, no, that's good.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:18

Like I said, dude, it should be hard like that. Like the when I got it on four points, that was because I randomly guessed Mulan. Like, that's the thing though. I've also realized after the Odyssey episode that hasn't come out yet, I've been making maybe the questions too hard. So the next round, I'm gonna make them significantly easier. And if it's too easy, then I'll go back to making them a bit harder. Yeah. But next round, the questions for you will not be as not be as hard as last week. Okay. They are going to be a bit more descriptive and a bit easier. But I will also assume when when I'm reading them that they will be hard enough where you will still not get them. I don't know, because like I think I think I fall into the loop of making these questions, and then as I am creating them, I am making them and I'm saying, oh, this is difficult, but I'm only saying it's difficult and not impossible because I have know what the movie is. Yeah. There's some four there's there's some there's some like bias on the side of me because I'm like, oh, I know what the movie is. So like when I put the fifth quest the five-point question really hard, yeah, I'm like, oh, it's supposed to be hard, but I know what the movie is, so I can kind of understand. Yeah, I'm gonna go away from that and try and be like, oh, I'm just gonna create it where it has at least some kind of clue within it. At least some like connotations, yeah. Yeah, where it has some kind of context to it. Where it has no like no, it's not raw and just completely uh like on like where you have to guess randomly. Yeah. So to my next round, I promise you guys, I will stop being so fucking annoying and I will make the clues easier.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:51

You're not annoying. I promise. I promise.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:54

When they edit the podcast, don't you ever just want to shut the podcast off and just go and blow your brains up? I'm enjoying it.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:01

I enjoy it, man. You're a good friend. I think you just don't like the sound of your own voice.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:05

I sometimes I just hear myself and I think that person should kill themselves.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:08

Well, fucking, like when I do when I'm editing, I hear myself like get like more drunk and I can't fucking talk and it don't make sense. That's when I want to kill myself.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:16

And it happens almost- So about two hours at the two-hour point.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:19

Yeah, and at the two-hour point, I'm like, shit, man, Sean's fucking drunk. Yeah. It happens, it might happen again tonight. Who knows? We'll find out.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:27

I think one of the funniest parts so far on the podcast, well, it's not that funny, but like there's one part where like you you were like, you're like, no, I fucking went and fucking did this and fucking did that and fucking did this. I was like, chill out, chill out, dude. You just did like seven fucks there. I was like, you're taking a fucking my senses. You know, but I was at work and I were wounded and I counted them, and I completely nailed it. Like you did exactly seven fucks. And I was like, can't believe I nailed that shit. So you did like seven fucks there, man. Chill out. I know, I need a chill.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:00

I do swear quite a bit the more polluted I become.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:04

Yeah, you get polluted. Your mind is deathly polluted. Yeah. Anyway, have you given me the first clue yet? No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:10

Back!

SPEAKER_06 1:31:11

All right, we are back.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:12

We are back in. You locked in, you locked in on this fun box, you locked in. All right, man. I got in here. Okay, this is movie number five. Hey, the clue number one. A movie where the villain has the confidence of a guy who owns a podcast microphone. I like that clue because they were doing a pa- I thought that was very clever. I was like, this is fucking funny. I'm putting it on there. Let's go.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:40

So a very outspoken, boisterous villain. Yes, a very outspoken and boisterous villain. Far car three.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:48

Incorrect.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:49

That was obviously not the real guest.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:53

Okay, yeah, okay. I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. I know, I know. I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot. That's a video game.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:02

It's obviously a joke. I know. That's Warner Bros. I was gonna say something, but that's Warner Bros. So that's not it.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:13

Um, um next question.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:25

Okay. This is clue number two. The hero spends most of the movie trying to prove he belongs to somewhere he technically already does.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:40

Okay. Okay. He fucking does, bro. That's where he's fucking from, bro. That's his fucking home. Don't you want to go home? That's your home.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:52

Fucking um, do you want me to repeat the question? It might help.

unknown 1:33:04

Sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:05

It's not gonna help. I'm fucking gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:07

The hero spends most of the movie. The hero spends most of the movie trying to prove he belongs somewhere he technically already does.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:20

Yeah, I don't know, man. Like uh, like I want to say wreck it Ralph, but you already did that. I think I did, we did that one already. I'm trying to think of Disney movies, and I can't think of any.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:34

So go to the next fucking clue.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:38

Alright, we are to the next fucking clue. Clue number two worth four points. No, Army. Oh no, we're on clue number three, and you're right. We're on clue number three for three points. Sean, get it together. Here we are. This movie has the weirdest celebrity endorsement campaign in ancient history.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:03

Hmm, okay, so it makes me think it's a movie that's not based in our time.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:07

It's a movie that's probably based in the past.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:11

There's a weird celebrity endorsement campaign within this movie based in the past, which I could see somebody doing. Flintstones?

SPEAKER_08 1:34:20

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:23

Um let's go fucking in the past. The crudes. That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:35

In the past, let's go, Disney fucking come on to come on, come on, come on, come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:47

You do look like you're about to come. Your face concentrating on coming right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:52

Ah, turtle shell. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:54

Next clue, three points. Alright, we are on clue number four for two points. And you might get it off of this clue, Ray. You might get it off of this one. A guy gets trained by a tiny angry man who definitely has unresolved issues.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:12

Damn, is this fucking wait? No, because that would be before.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:22

Read it again, please. A guy gets trained by a tiny angry man who definitely has unresolved issues.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:33

See, I want to say some kind of Star Wars, but that was before Disney acquired it, so it can't be that.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:38

It's not. I already told you before it wasn't.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:41

Yeah, right. So like Tiny Angry.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:45

That does sound like Star Wars, though. But I guarantee you it is not.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:04

You know what, brother?

SPEAKER_02 1:36:04

I guess I gotta go for one point. Oh, damn. I thought for sure he would have gone on that one. Okay, here's clue number five. The Disney movie where the main character becomes famous because people start buying his merchandise. Oh man. I feel bad now. Fuck. With a guy become well, read it again. Okay, clue number five. Clue number five. My phone is fucking locked. One second here. Clue number five was the Disney movie where the main character becomes famous because people start buying his merchandise.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:55

People start buying his fucking merchandise.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:08

I got absolutely nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:10

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:12

Nothing at all. People start buying his merchandise. Cause it can't be in fucking Toy Stories. We've been through this. I'm just trying to think of Disney movies, bruh.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:22

This movie is incredibly Disney. And I know you've seen it. Because I'll give you one hint, you have used it as one of your guesses before on the animated vers on the animated movies that we were talking about with the other day, but it wasn't one of the animated movies.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:40

So it's animated. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:44

Is it Wally?

SPEAKER_02 1:37:47

That is incorrect. I'll give you one more guess with the same hint I gave you.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:58

Guessed it before. Ancient ass shit. I got nothing, bro. Zero points.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:06

Okay, the movie was Herculees.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:10

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:13

Fucking zero.

unknown 1:38:15

That's nasty.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:16

That is okay. That is okay. Alright, now let's rally up the points. And Raymond, I want you to rally up your own points for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:24

I have I got three on the first one, one on the second one. That's a whole total of four. Yeah. And then I got four on the third one. That's a total of eight. Two on the fourth one, we're at ten. And zero on the last one, we're at ten. Bringing me up to a total of 26 points. Alright, we are 26 to 15 now. 26 to 15, and we are even. The next round. I don't know. I almost want to do monster movies again. Yeah. So, Sean, it is otherwise gonna be monster movies, or I will tell you right now on the spot, monster movies or time travel movies. Okay. Monster movies or time travel movies.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:14

Time travel fucking movies. I I'm I'm down with I'm down for either or. I do want to redeem myself on monster movies though. I feel like I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:22

Hold on, I'll tell you how many I have left in my list of movies. There's only one in here that I'm not sure if you've seen. Yeah. But I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven movies still to take from this list. Holy fucking shit. I can just do monster movies again, but I am not sure what I want to do yet. I technically have the questions written out.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:48

Power is 110% completely within the palm of your hands, my good friend. You are allowed to do whatever you want to do because you will be the host next week. So as long as you give me a day in advance or even the same day, doesn't matter. As long as I know what I'm walking into.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:04

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you. I mean, you told me last two weeks ago, but technically after that, like I didn't remember. And today you told me it was Disney movies, and I was like, all right, cool. That's why I came up with questions. Yes. Mighty Joe Young's sick pull. I don't care if it was only two points. That's my sickest pull of the whole thing. That was that was a very sick pull.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:28

Actually, Mighty Joe was thinking I think Mighty Joe Young was a sickest phone. You haven't even seen it. Yeah, I think that was pretty fucking good. That was a sick pull. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:36

So before we jump into um jump into some dragon talk, what are we at here for time?

SPEAKER_02 1:40:43

We are at an hour and 45 minutes. I think we're gonna end the episode on Dragon Talk.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:47

We're gonna end the episode on Dragon Talk. I know, but I got like some stuff here that we should get into, maybe. What do you want to get into? Maybe a couple things here. Dings? Couple tings. Couple things. Ryan Osling, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:58

Ryan Gosling as fucking ghostwriter?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:00

What do you mean, dude? You crazy?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:03

What you don't like that?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:04

It's the shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:05

It's fucking amazing. It's so cool. Man, okay. I know like Ryan Gosling has stated before that he uh That's the character he wanted to play. Yeah, and he's they were like, you got it. He's also stated before that he doesn't want to make mature films anymore because like he wants to make movies that his kids can watch. So, like, you know, he did uh Project Hail Mary, he did the party movie, he did like uh what was the other movie called again? Fall Guy. He did that one as well, which is you know. Nobody watched that one. Fall Guy was really good. You watched it? I watched it. It was on the bottom.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:34

I tried watching it twice. I put it on after the first five minutes. I said I can't do it. Why? Well, Ryan Gosseling, you're not selling me. You know what Ryan Gosling's best movie was the last 10 years? Drive. Might have been before this, to be honest. I think it was Drive. I don't know. I think it was the nice guys. The nice guys is really good.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:48

Nice guys bangs, dude. Well, there's the drive, place beyond the pines, nice guys, those movies are you know the the first two that's an amazing run.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:58

The first two that you said are amazing like character pieces. I mean, I guess nice guys is too. I don't know, man. The no the I think Nice Guys uh really showed that Ryan Gosling is uh ten times funnier than Ryan Reynolds can ever be. Oh, yeah, Ryan Gosling is easy to ride.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:14

He's like naturally funny, more charismatic. Crazy stupid love as well. He was a he was fantastic in crazy stupid love. Never seen it. Really good movie. Never seen it. If you like rom coms, it's a really good rom com.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:24

So but but so have you ever seen the Agents of Shield Ghost Rider that they did in the show?

SPEAKER_02 1:42:30

I never really I I couldn't get into the Agents of Shield. It's all like way too fucking just too campy for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:36

I couldn't get into Ghost Rider, though that show was that show was awesome, dude. They did a lot of the shit in that show they did like so respectful to the comics, so like accurate. Anyway, the ghostwriter in that show was so cool. I don't know if you've ever seen it. We'll pull it up after them after the episode. Okay. It looks so good.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:54

Especially for a TV show. Who do you think that Ryan which which ghost rider do you think he's gonna play? Do you think that that Nick Cage is officially back technically in the Marvel universe? I mean, with Spider Noir. I mean, I don't know, it's technically that's Sony, whatever, but yeah, that's probably still gonna cross over at some point. Do you think Nick Cage will come back in a multiversal fucking or it just in that ghost rider movie as the old Ghost Rider, like Sam Elliott was in the origin the Ghost Rider movie with Nick Cage. That'd be that'd be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool. And you know who you know who's set to direct the movie?

SPEAKER_02 1:43:35

I didn't hear about that.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:37

Sean Levy. Oh, yes, Sean Levy. Yeah. The guy who did Deadpool. And who did Deadpool Wolverine? Yeah. And the guy who also did hit me with it. Star Wars Starfighter. Oh, wow. Wait, Ryan Gosling is in Star Wars. Yeah. The new Star Wars movie that's coming out with Ryan Gosling. So, like, I don't know, man. Like, apparently Disney Disney must have seen that movie and then, like, wow, you guys have done some good work together. And you guys got good chemistry together. Do it again. Yeah, do it again. Yeah. So he's directing. I don't know. It must be pretty good if Disney is like, yo, run it back. No, I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:11

Immediately run it back. Deadpool and Wolverine's my favorite one out of the trilogy.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:15

But that movie is also so full of holes. Do you remember in the beginning of the movie where Deadpool walks up to Wolverine's corpse and rips off his ribs that are adamantium that are supposed to be unbreakable? Yeah. Do you remember when he did that? And then he throws his finger bones at like uh TVA agents, and it's like, what the fuck, dude? What is it? What does he have immortal strength all of a sudden? And what his his skeleton should be unbreakable.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:40

Yeah, yeah, okay. That is fair enough. That is very true.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:43

In that movie, they established that you cannot leave the the the the nether or whatever they are in that place with uh Cassandra um whatever Xavier's sister, you can't leave there unless you have um unless you have a fucking a portal device because sling rings don't work there because unless if it did any Doctor Strange they put there would just be able to portal out. And also, uh infinity stones don't work there, but then they show later on in the movie it's motherfucker using infinity stones.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:12

Okay, yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:13

That movie is good, but it's ass cheeks. Well, like the plot is ass cheeks. Yeah. It's fan servicey as fuck, plot is ass cheeks. I I I tend to agree. Plot is it's okay if you disagree. It's okay if you disagree.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:29

I haven't seen it since I've watched it in theaters. I remember really interesting. No, I watched it three times. I may I might have to rewatch it.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:34

I think I'm due for a rewatch. There's some fun scenes in that movie. There's definitely some fun scenes, but it is not like a a great movie. That movie made over a billion dollars because it is Hugh Jackman and Deadpool in a movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:46

Speaking of rewatches, I rewatched Thunderbolts literally last night, and that movie still fucking holds up to me. I think with Thunderbolts is an amazing film. I love it.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:55

I think it's awesome, except there's that one thing that people talk about online where there's that one scene where they're in the silo. Yeah, and John Walker jumps like a thousand feet in the air. Jumps like a thousand feet in the air. Isn't it the highest they've ever seen a super soldier jump? Literally, everybody online is like, oh, so he must be more powerful than Steve Rogers. Never nobody's ever seen Steve Rogers do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:15

No, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:15

He jumped like a thousand feet in the air.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:18

Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:20

When I watched it again the other day, actually, that's the only part where I was like, Also, the sent the sentry is so cool in that in that movie, and I'm glad they actually did the thing where he's a meth head, because that's that's legit in the comments. He's a meth head schizophrenic, yeah, and that's why he's all fucked up. Also, they do a really cool thing in that movie where um how they show heat vision, they don't show it like a traditional superhero movie where it's heat. They just show it as like he looks at uh John Walker's gun really intensely and then it starts to melt. And I was like, that's pretty cool. They don't, there's no visual reference of heat vision besides him just like staring at his gun hard. I was like, that I don't know, I like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:00

Well, well, since we're uh doing like um like you know talks about what's happening in you know uh film world and television world, did you hear that they're in talks of uh casting Dave Patista as uh Ryan Hurst replacing a God of War?

SPEAKER_06 1:47:13

You know, it's funny. Uh I was gonna bring that up on the last episode that we recorded because when we recorded the last episode, Ryan Hearst had officially been injured on set, and they had been exiting him out and recasting him. Which I thought was like, damn, that's like that like hurts your whole career forever.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:29

Well, who knows? Maybe maybe he can come back in season two if the show does well as Thor. As Thor.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:35

Yeah, it would be cool because that's pretty played in the rock, yeah. Which I would fuck with. That would actually be very cool, and I'm glad that you said that. But I've seen that they're gonna add maybe add Day Batista. I don't know how I feel about it. I love Dave Batista, he's a great actor. He's also got the look of he's got the he's got the I think so. Does he though? Just fucking put a beard on it. That's the thing. He's he's he's he's he's at the point in his career where I think he's like, I'm not gonna be giant anymore. I'm not gonna be big.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:02

Haven't you seen him recently? Kratos is hasn't really been a giant man.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:06

He's definitely jacked, though. He's definitely got some fucking biceps on him and some fucking pin.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:11

In the earlier games, he's a lot more slimmer than he is in the newer games.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:14

But this is I don't think they're they're not doing the they're doing the Norse trilogy. Yeah, they are they're doing the Norse uh duology. Fair enough. They're not doing that when they're doing where he's dad of war, not God of war he's dad of war.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:26

I don't know, but I'm I think I think Dave I did I think Dave Batista now at this point, he's a better actor than Ryan Hurst. He literally is working he's worked he's worked with fucking Dini Villanue three times already.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:38

One billion percent he's a better actor. Yeah, but I think that the Kratos, I need him to be, he has his shirt off all the time. Okay, I feel like he can't be a skinny, tall bitch. Yeah, he's gotta be like a little bit beefy. Okay, and Ryan Hurst was a little bit beefy. Guess what? Get somebody a little bit beefy, it's fine. Just get a beefy man. That's all I want.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:00

I just want a guy with a dad bod walking around with his shirt off with a child.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:04

Oh, I want.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:04

Wow. I'll send you some videos. Okay. Raymond's got a bunch of them with him and his son. I want to see it. I'll send you some videos.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:12

Have you heard KK Kevin Feige cancels Wonderman?

SPEAKER_02 1:49:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:16

And then also the after it was already renewed for a second season.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:20

Yeah, Wonderman got cancelled. Um, that's very unfortunate because I liked Wonder Man. It had Birdman vibes. Wait, you watched it? Yeah, yeah. How did you watch it? We never talked about it. I don't know. Alrighty. Uh yeah, I watched it. It's got mad Birdman vibes. It's actually what inspired me to watch Birdman today. I watched Birdman today after hearing that, uh, after hearing that Wonderman got cancelled. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna watch Birdman today. Birdman still holds up, by the way. The movie's fucking awesome. But yeah, I'm kind of disappointed. It's whatever though.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:52

No, it's because he hates black people.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:53

Yeah. And Blade also fucking ideally. See what I mean? Also got fucking See what I mean? There's no there's no plan. Answer blade anymore. Blade's not going through.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:03

K K Kevin Feige, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:07

Hates black people.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:09

That's literally what I have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:10

And also Monica Rambo. We don't know if she's even returning. Or even though she was in the fucking uh post-credit scene in the X-Men universe.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:17

It doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. Okay, also, have you heard this? Yeah. Doomsday is a direct sequel to Endgame. And the release of Endgame Encore will have new scenes to bridge the gap better. So they're re-releasing Endgame and they're calling it Endgame Encore in theaters. Okay, so it and they are putting in new scenes to make it as if everything that happened between at the end of Endgame and the start of Doomsday within the Moliverse has not happened. It's almost like Endgame happens and then Doomsday happens. Okay. So everything that happened that we've seen in between all these random stories, almost basically useless, unless they're going to try and weave them in somewhere else.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:01

So basically the entire multiverse saga was just pointless. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:06

That's fucking that's gay as hell. Right? Isn't that crazy? Like the parent they're re-releasing uh Endgame? I didn't hear about that. Yeah, it's calling it Endgame Encore.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:16

Interesting.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:17

And it's gonna have new scenes that are gonna make it seem like right after this, Doomsday happens. Okay. Which I think is kind of gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:27

I think that's kind of gay. Well, yeah fuck. But then then again, I think the only thing that did happen, because it happened in a different universe, was Fantastic Four, because Fantastic Four are in Doomsday. Yeah. So there's there's one movie that we know for sure that you definitely need to watch.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:43

Well, that's because I think that's because it like connects into like the whole Doomsday saga, right? Yeah, exactly. Anything that directly connects into it, I'm sure they won't wipe out. Yeah. But anything that's just a story, I'm sure it's not gonna exist.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:56

Yeah, so basically like all the all the fucking TV shows are don't even watch it.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:00

Wonder Man's already cancelled, so it didn't even happen.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:04

Yeah, I mean Loki was uh Loki appears in the trailer that appeared at Comic-Con the least.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:09

Yeah, but that that that was before that was like um So like I think Loki's involved in in doing it. It has to be though, because it has to be because he's the he's the guy that's he's holding together together Yigdrasil now, yeah. Yeah, he's holding together the tree of the multiverses. Um anyway, brand new day making a billion dollars in four days. Crazy. Making more money than the Odyssey has made in two weeks and four days.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:35

Well, okay, well, okay, well, the Odyssey making that much that amount of money in the in the in the in the week's time is pretty impressive because it's two weeks. It's an R-rated film, and like a lot of R-rated films don't really break a billion.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:46

Why was it R-rated though?

SPEAKER_02 1:52:48

Yeah, there wasn't really much R-rated film.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:50

What was there to be R-rated?

SPEAKER_02 1:52:52

Probably because of the final scene, you know, probably because of the final scene. That's the only thing that's also the Cyclops like eating dudes.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:58

True, I guess, but it's mostly shadow work. Yeah. I don't know. I'm like I felt that too. Do they swear in that movie? No.

unknown 1:53:06

Right?

SPEAKER_06 1:53:06

Like, there's no fux drop, is there?

SPEAKER_02 1:53:09

No, there's no fux drop.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:10

Even when there's not even any fucking. Even when a uh well, they didn't have the fucking illusion. There's just an illusion to fucking. They fuck boys on the shit for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:19

Odysseus is running through boy butt. If you wanted to be ancient Greek, you gotta show ancient Greek weeping little boys. Young boys getting taken. Yeah. And the Odyssey didn't have any of that. Um they could have got they could have earned their R rating if they wanted to show little boy fucking. I would have understood the R rating.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:38

You know, you know what, dude? I can't argue with you. It's sound logic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:45

Um R-rating on show Tom Holland getting fucked by Rob Pads.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:51

I guess it is like an R-rated movie. Wait, is brand new day PG?

SPEAKER_02 1:53:54

PG 13. But PG 13s always fucking make a lot of money in theaters. And especially if you're like a Marvel movie. I mean, like I'd say that's already well established. And it's the greatest superhero movie of all time.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:07

It's not the greatest superhero movie of all time. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:09

No, it's not the greatest superhero of all time. Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:12

Not either.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:13

He's some of the most popular. He's like Spider-Man is literally most people's favorite superhero. I mean, Batman is one of mine. Batman is Batman. He's mine. Batman's most people. No, I'm just kidding. It's Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:29

I just don't want to can I don't want to concede to your argument because you know what? I agree. But also, the Marvel has made hella stinkers at our PG 13.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:38

But it's still like very impressive that it has broke this amount of money at the box office. It's still impressive.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:43

I think it's uh it's a contribution to three things. Yeah. Zendaya. Yeah. Tom Holland. Daniel Destin Creton or whatever his name is the director. Yeah. Who literally hasn't missed with his movies. Yeah. He's been three for three. Yeah. Chang Chi, technically the second one's not a movie. He did Wonderman. Yeah. And now he's doing Spider-Man. Yeah. And the reason that people are like, oh, maybe Wonderman got canceled because Spider-Man's doing so well that they were like, you're not allowed to do Wonder Man. Yeah, you're doing the next trilogy for Spider-Man. You're locked in now. You're locked in now. Yeah. And like I It's no longer Watts. It's you. I get it. I get it. But like, ah man. Crazy how much money it's made so quick, though. Yeah. It's very impressive. So sorry, but it's okay. Don't don't don't fuck up my Lego. Yeah. Fuck your Lego. Have you seen Benny Blanco and Lil Dicky's podcast? I have seen I watch clips of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:40

I watched clips. I haven't watched, I haven't watched a full episode.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:44

No, that's what they had on. They had Kenny G on the other day, I think is who it was.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:48

And he can hold a note for 30 minutes. He can hold a note? For hold like on like a clarinet or a trumpet or whatever on a on a woodwind instrument or whatever he's playing on. He can hold a note for 30 minutes. He is inhaling through his nose and exhaling through his mouth at the same time. That is insane. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:11

That's actually fucking crazy. I'll show you the clip after that's a fucking that's that's fucking wild. That's actually so mind-blowing.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:17

Show you the clip after. He like, he's like, yeah, I have the world record for like longest note ever whole ever held. Yeah. He's like, I can hold a note for over 30 minutes, and he just goes in on the instrument he's on and holds a note for a minute straight. And after he finishes, they're like, yo, so how was that? He's like, I didn't even feel it. He's like, that's just how I roll, dude. Holy fuck, man. Yeah, that's wild. That's wild, man. Talk. Okay. Um, okay, so I was doing a little small bit of research. This is all I got. It's not a big bit of research. But Troy the movie with Brad Pitt. Is more historically inaccurate than the audio. No, wait, did you know?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:58

Christopher Nolan was supposed to direct that movie. He was supposed to, he was supposed to direct Troy? I did not know that. He was supposed to be given Troy, and since he wasn't given Troy, and it was given to Wolfgang Peterson, I think it was. Who hasn't the name of the thing?

SPEAKER_02 1:57:13

We don't even know who the fuck Wolfgang Peterson was.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:15

Hold on, wait. Since he wasn't given Troy, the studios gave him Batman Begins. They said at the same time, it was around the same time. They said you could do Batman instead. Yeah. Which evolved into his Batman trilogy. Do you know who wrote the movie Troy? Christopher Nolan.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:31

David Benioff.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:33

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:35

Game of Thrones Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:38

Oh my god. So Troy was written by David Benioff, directed by Wolfgang Peterson. David Benioff went to direct one of like and create one of the biggest series of all time.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:49

Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_02 1:57:50

That's absolutely fucking insane. That's a little fun tidbit.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:53

I did not know that. Also, also, I don't know if you've seen this in the group chat. After I was so I watched Odyssey for the second time with Erica last weekend. Because I wanted Erica to see it. What'd you think before you get into your thing? Uh to be honest, like after we left the movie, before we got there, I was like, Erica, this is gonna be the best movie you've ever seen all year. You don't see a better movie, it's gonna be good. And should we watch Project Hail Mary together? So like I was like, like at this point, those two are neck and neck for like best picture. Yeah, it's probably gonna be it's gonna be crazy if Christopher Nolan wins, because the last movie he released also won Best Picture, and that's probably never happened. I don't think it's ever happened before. Yeah. Where a director releases two movies in a row and they both win Best Picture. So that that's gonna be wild, but uh we watched it, and Erica was I was we're leaving, we're driving home, and I was kind of just sitting there, and I'm like, Erica was like, Yeah, so I was like, What did you think? And she said like four words. She was like, Yeah, it was awesome. I was like, Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:49

You have nothing else to say. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:52

I was like, dude, that means she was just agreeing with you. Yeah, it was awesome. I was like, I don't think she liked the movie. I was like, dude, I talked about this movie for three hours. I could talk about it for three more hours if you want. I was like, what did you think about it?

SPEAKER_02 1:59:03

Fucking legitimate. Love the Odyssey, man. I thought it was so good. But we have a whole episode about it coming out, so that's how I get into there.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:11

Yeah, I thought I thought it was really good too. But like again, she got she had nothing. So I was like, whatever, I'm not gonna pry. It's all good. I just hope she enjoyed it. And I was like, how would you rank it though if you ranked it at a 10? And she was like, a 10. I said, okay, okay, you liked it then. Okay, you liked it. I guess you're just short of words on the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:28

Maybe she was just like just awe-inspired, like how I was where I couldn't fucking like put it into words, how awe-inspired I was.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:34

Well, you were fucked up on like what kind of drugs you were on. I was in I was in shock and awe when I watched it. No, you kept like, I'm talking about on the episode when you were like sneezing and shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:48

Okay, oh, dude, I literally had an allergic reaction. It was an allergic reaction or even ketamine or something. I wasn't on anything, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:55

I was on your hands.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:57

I didn't do any fucking drugs. I know, but still, and I I know it's gonna sound that way to our listeners who listen to the new episode. Because like I am fucked up. Like my allergies fucked me up so bad. So bad.

SPEAKER_06 2:00:12

I got one more thing and then we're gonna jump into drag and talk.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:15

Okay, let's do it. Rock and roll, brother. Rock and roll.

SPEAKER_06 2:00:18

I've been watching a lot of body cam footage, like lots of like uh Midwest safety. Do you know what Midwest safety is? Midwest Safety is a YouTube channel. They got a couple million subscribers. They just released like public body cam footage and break it down. Yeah. There's this one where they get the cops get called to this Walmart to uh stop these two shoplifters or come grab these two shoplifters. They get there, they take the shoplifters into like the anti-theft area, the little the little office they have where they take shoplifters. And they have you ever seen the porno where they bang shoplifters? Oh yes. It's that area, but they don't bang them in this one. This is a real one. But it's the same area if you know. I'm just trying to connect with you. Okay. Anyway, so they take this man and this young boy and this young lady there, and they fuck them. Gang bang. Like the guy, like it's gonna watch and rabbit your wife. No, so he he he fucks his wife, and then the officer fucks him in the ass.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:18

Ooh, while the son watches.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:20

It's like a gay bisexual gangbang.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:22

Pretty hot.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:23

That's fucking anyway.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:25

So as he's getting fucked in the ass, he pulls out a gun and points it at the cop's head and tries to fire, and the gun misfires, and then the Wait, this is the real video. He was getting fucked in the ass? No, uh, the fucked in the ass part is not real.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:40

Oh I was like, that's wild. It's like a body camera. He's getting fucked in the ass by a cop and reaches for his gun and pulls it out. I'm like, dude, that blew my mind. I was like, holy fuck, man. So the portal's not that far off. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:57

Did I not say this was on Pornhub? Whoopsie, my bad. No, so this is on YouTube. Um so they have stolen. There's no fucking in the ass or fucking in the pussy. None of that is happening.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:10

When he said that, he's getting fucked in the ass. He reaches from the cops gun. I was like, okay, so like this dude's getting fucked in the ass on real body cam footage. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:20

No, I made all that up. None of that's happening. Um, so they're just sitting in there in like theft theft prevention area, and this kid's like rolling around, they're asking his name, and you could see him like contemplating it the whole time in the video, and then he like turns around a little bit, pulls out a gun with a flashlight and a laser point on it, points it at the back of the cop's head, pulls the trigger, gun jams. One of the theft prevention prevention agents jumps on him, wrestles the gun out of him, cop runs up to him, knee to the chest, juicer, juicer, juicer to the face, starts fucking nailing him in the face. Takes him down, fucks him up, goes to jail. Literally, in the video, they're like, yo, if this guy would have just let us book him, we were probably gonna let him go. And now he's going to jail for the rest of his life because he tried to kill a cop. Yeah. Dude pulls, swear to God, pulls out a fucking gun, tries to fire it at the back of a cop's head, jams. Save the cop's life. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:20

Craziest video of life. That's wild. I've seen the pretty crazy videos. I saw I saw Sasha Gray take 36 dicks once. That was a pretty wild video.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:29

Do you come to that or do you just watch that for like the enjoyment or the fun?

SPEAKER_02 2:03:32

Sometimes I come to it.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:33

That's really sad. It's kind of gay. It's really depraved. It's not it's not gay. It's depraved. There's a woman there, but there is 36 cocks.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:44

Alright, we are doing Dragon Talk. Alright, welcome to Dragon Talk. We missed a few weeks of Dragon Talk because apparently running a podcast is harder than ruling Westeros. Sorry about that, guys. We are not going through every single conversation either, where two people stare at each other dramatically for 12 minutes. But we're hitting the important stuff. Dragons, betrayal, people making terrible decisions, and of course, Damon. So we're gonna start off with episode four. Episode four called Tumbleton. And this is uh what happened in Tumbleton. Raymond's gonna back me up on here as well. He's gonna have his own little tidbits that he that he wrote down. But this is basically the gist of the Tumbleton episode. The Greens continue strengthening their position. The High Towers arrive and immediately remind everyone that this war isn't just about two families anymore. Ormond Hightower enters as a major player and brings a very different style of leadership. And the episode really starts showing that the that the war is not just kings and queens moving pieces, regular people are getting crushed underneath it as well. Raymond, take it away.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:07

Okay, so again, I have I have uh well not again. I have uh we're gonna break down four episodes. I got 103 notes. Some of them are more in depth, some of them are just gonna be like just literally an introspective thing on the on the episode. Not even some of them are stupid. Literally, my first note is bitch with a dragon, because in episode four, it starts with Orman talking to I forget who, but he's talking to one of his loyalists, and he refers to Renara as just a bitch with a dragon. And I said, Well, those uh I've I've incorporated nicknames into all of these characters, and I don't think many of them in my notes are ever called by their original name. Maybe a couple of them that I couldn't think of nicknames for. Yes. My second note is damn, why didn't they show his meat? Oh, Ormond's meat when he got out of the tub? I think it was Ormond because he was in the tub. Yeah. And I said, bruh, show me a little cock.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:07

Dude, he's got big dick energy. We know that dude's packing. Does he though big dick energy?

SPEAKER_06 2:06:12

I think he's got small dick energy.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:14

And we'll get into it. I think it's his swagger. He's got swagger and charisma, even though he's a fucking evil bastard. I don't I think he's got Charisma goes a long way. Charisma comes straight from your cock.

SPEAKER_06 2:06:24

I think he's a mo is is an emotional boy and is possibly one of the weakest Game of Thrones and Westeros villains of all time in any show they've produced.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:38

He's well written. He's got great dialogue, he's a very well written character.

SPEAKER_06 2:06:41

He's well written with dialogue, but with his actions, he is And the actor is a great actor, too. But he is shown to not be anything but a dude sitting in a room spazzing out.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:54

Yeah. He's a spazzing out.

SPEAKER_06 2:06:55

I don't know. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. But Ormond has taken Tumbleton. So that's obviously from the last episode where they uh where they alluded at the very end that oh Tumbleton has been taken.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:07

They they change that from the story too. They change because like uh so much of these episodes. Because like uh how they take Tumbleton is known as the the first battle of Tumbleton. They come in, they fucking they battle, they take over the city. Uh whereas in the show they kind of just sack it and they just like just they just stroll in there. So that's just that's like just one thing. What we're gonna see in the finale is gonna be the battle of Tumbleton number two.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:32

Yeah, so again, we've talked about this in the past. I don't know how long they're planning on dragging this out, but it seems like they've only killed like a couple main and probably technically at this point side characters in the show. We're gonna get to it, whatever. Okay, so the Queen Bitch wants to blame the money as she was on Ormond.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:52

The Queen Bitch?

SPEAKER_06 2:07:55

Yeah, that's that's oh that's a shortened version of the nickname, yeah. Queen Bitch. Alright, I like that. Alright. Queen Bitch, I'm pretty sure, is building her um building her council, and I'm pretty sure she wants to spread out the rumor that Ormond is the reason why they don't have money.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:12

Or some bullshit, I think is what I got from that scene. And she sends Damon to take back that shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:18

Yeah. Well, but she also like she wants to uh put the blame on somebody else. She wants the scapegoat. She doesn't want the whole like kingdom, like uh Which is why I'm pretty sure she she's gonna be. She gets like Tully in there. Fucking what's his face there?

SPEAKER_06 2:08:31

Well, I thought I thought the scene was like her saying that like Ormond or something was gonna be their leader of coin, and that's why all their coin was gone. I don't know. I probably misinterpreted the scene. It wasn't Ormond? I probably misinterpreted the scene, but she's not gonna do Dan Fogler dirty like that, is she? Is that what she's planning on doing? That's what she's doing right now. But guess what? That was in episode four, and we just finished episode seven. Okay, and he's still on the council. So Okay, sorry. She well, no, well, I'm just what I'm saying is she can't be setting him up. Because if she has, and it's been taking six episodes.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:03

There's a whole conversation in within episode seven where he's like sitting there, he's like, I feel like you're scapegoat. I feel like I was just placed here and like put as you know the the lord of of coin just so you can put all your blame onto me.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:15

He literally says that in the fucking yeah, must have not been paying attention.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:18

And she fucking tells Damon, like, hey, because the high tower, the high towers, yeah, the high towers, um, they have all the fucking coin along with the Lannisters. Fucking that's why they took the coin with them. And she wants uh Damon to find Tully, Fogler's character, so that she can like bring him onto the council and put him there as the Lord of coin to put all the blame onto him.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:42

Yeah, but she doesn't send Damon to find him. Like he's already like, he's already there. Yeah. Because he's there, he's there within the first three episodes.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:52

Because we've already referenced him. Like I remember when we when we first watched we were watching that episode in my house.

SPEAKER_02 2:09:57

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:58

I was like, is that fucking Dan? Dan Fogler? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:10:01

No way. Yeah, so that he's the he's the Lord of coins. She puts all the blame on him.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:05

Anyway, so Al uh uh talks to Allison about her cousin and sending Darren away. Informed he has uh so this is Rhenira. She talks to Alison about her cousin and sending Darren like to fucking live with somebody else, because that's her son, right? Darren's her son. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:10:21

And uh the other Darren they captured isn't the real Darren. She just sends that Darren off because he's an innocent.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:27

That's where in like the last whatever two episodes, Ormond has shown his cunning in um in like battle and like warfare. Yeah. Because he sent over the wrong kid, dyed his hair white, whatever. Yeah. Um, but she's informed that he has a sensitivity to sense, which is why he keeps sniffing that splizzy in that one episode. Yes. So now you're now you're like, oh, okay, it's coming together. Why he's like so he's kind of like a little bit honestly, this I almost wrote this down later on in my notes. I don't think I did. I feel like Ormond in this um season is built like a like a video game villain. Like he's like, he's like kind of weak, kind of fucking feeble, doesn't really show any like um warrior prowess, is kind of a spaz, and has one minor weakness.

SPEAKER_02 2:11:14

He gives off like very like closeted gay vibes, but has the worst gig reflex. True, dude.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:20

True. And you out of either of us have the best gay dark. Like a gay man has the best gay dark.

SPEAKER_02 2:11:26

So that's why my gay dark goes off. Easy. Just sitting here across from you, brother.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:32

Yeah, it's probably it's probably dead, dude. It's like you ever see like a like like a oh damn, I can't think of the word. So two cripples find a dead dragon, one becoming mad, insisting it's alive.

SPEAKER_02 2:11:48

One of my favorite scenes so far in the series. One of my favorite scenes, because it shows us how fucking like the bond between a Targaryen and their dragon, and it shows just how strong the bond between. Aegon and Sunfire was. Aegon really did love that dragon.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:04

But at this point in the show, if we are not jumping forward anymore.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:08

I'm not jumping forward.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:09

But at this point then, it doesn't show that. It almost shows the madness of a Targaryen. Yeah, it shows that too. That dragon's been laying there for weeks. Yeah. And everybody is like, yo, this shit's dead. Yeah, but it also like, no, it's alive.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:24

Like I'm saying, also the the connection that a Targaryen shares with this dragon.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:28

But that's the thing. It's like if but you can't talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:32

He showed more emotion in seeing Sunfire lying there than his own fucking kids being murdered.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:36

But you can't take that payoff as legitimate until the end of episode seven is what I'm saying. Okay, yeah. What I'm saying is like at that moment, you're like, oh no, this dragon's definitely fucking dead. It's been laying here for weeks. The only payoff for that is at the end of episode seven. Yeah. Where Sunfire comes back and saves him.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:55

I thought I was still emotional when I watched it. Like in the world.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:58

It's definitely emotional, but I think in in the point where I was watching it, and see, that's that's where I think it's good to have two different perspectives. At the point where I was watching it, it almost showed how uh more mad Aegon is becoming. Yeah. Just because he has like a loss of self.

SPEAKER_02 2:13:14

I I agree with you. He's like uh this episode, he's going through an identity crisis of sorts in this episode as well. And like seeing uh like a burnt sunfire, like a decaying sunfire, like seeing like what gave him all of his power, you know, because like you know, all of us like Targaryen's like, you know, seeing that, like he feels like he has no more power anymore as well. But also it's the love for his dragon. That he grew up with that dragon, that's his fucking dragon. Like that's like more like that he loves that dragon more than he loves his own fucking brother, man. You know, like so like that moment where he's like breaking down and like holding like Sunfire's body and like refuses to believe that Sunfire is dead because of just like just pure love for his dragon. I found that very emotional and powerful.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:55

Yeah, it's like uh it's like it's a family member at that point. Yeah, but I think this show is also a big, big like um maybe not maybe not social message, but a big, big like metaphor from this show is that like without dragons, these people do not have power.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:14

Because they're showing that a lot in this season, yeah, where Aegon without sunfire is literally like burned and without power.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:21

Amund has had Vagar abandon him, and now he is just a man with a sword and one eye.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:27

I don't think we'll get into that later, but I don't think Vagar actually abandoned. Obviously not. Yeah, but at this point because they also have a very strong bond.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:36

At this point in the show, Vagar has left. Well, it's it's also said by Alice that maybe Vagar left to protect you. Because wherever you wherever Vagar is, you are.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:48

And I was like, okay, that's good, good bars, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:50

Well, like fucking, there's like moments like over like uh uh Amon, uh, we'll get there later, but just uh when he's like walking around Heron Hall and he could hear, I don't know if he could hear it, but I did. There's very low audible growling noises.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:03

Oh that's that's loud as shit. Yeah. And then he walks out, walks out and gets like uh gets trounced a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 2:15:10

Fucking Vagar's 100% there. He's he's there in Heron Hall. But I think I think uh Alice is fucking hiding him with magic where you can't see Vagar.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:18

I don't think her magic is that strong.

SPEAKER_02 2:15:20

Well, she can shape shift. But not for like And she can she can like cast like visions in people's heads and shit. Yeah, but maybe it's like fucking like not like maybe he's like not invisible, but she like made it where like people that go to Heron Hall, including Amid himself, just can't see Vagar.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:37

That would be interesting, and I would love if they would actually explain that, but this type of show would only like allude to it. Like she would be like, Yes, I used my magics to hide. And it's like, whatever, man. I don't know. I I don't think I would like that that much because they've only shown in Game of Thrones magic to be like almost superficial. Yeah. The the most magic they've shown in the show was what the resurrection of Jon Snow? Yes. And then the power of the White Walkers, right? Yes. That would be like the most kind of magic. I guess maybe maybe like a Targaryans do have magic.

SPEAKER_02 2:16:13

They're the only ones that Targaryans and Valerians are the only ones that can like fucking birth fucking dragon eggs. They have a certain kind of magic with them as well.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:20

And that's also a big issue. Okay, we gotta just keep getting through this.

SPEAKER_02 2:16:23

Yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah, keep going.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:25

Okay, so they get uh they they get caught, the two cripples get caught. Two gyms walking around the woods. Two cripples walking walking in uh it's like stand by me and for a scump of dragons. Sorry, this is actually my next next one. Corless leaves and abandons abandons King's Landing. So after the last episode we're in here when Grant his kids um legitimacy. So in this one, he leaves and Alan is like, yo, bro, you can't leave. And he's like, I'm gonna go fuck up the triarchy. So he leaves, he abandons uh King's Landing, and he is the hand of the Queen.

SPEAKER_02 2:16:58

Yeah, Corless anoints him the hand of the of the queen and is in his stead, in his absence.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:03

Yeah, well, I mean, Corless is the hand of the queen, yeah, and he leaves and then gives it to Alan, which looks bad on Rhenira because her hand immediately leaves.

SPEAKER_02 2:17:11

Yeah. It's also kind of like a fuck you. I took it as a fuck you, like, yeah, somebody's son's not legitimate. I'm leaving, but I'm gonna make him the hand of I'm gonna make him your fucking hand. You're gonna see just how fucking like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah, he sees it. Fuck you, Renier.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:26

So two cripples make it to Rooks Rest and they see the dead beheaded dragon. I assume that's Ranisa's dragon.

SPEAKER_02 2:17:33

Yeah, that was Ranis' dragon, that's m Melise.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:36

Yeah, so they see that and they get called um Tangle Tangled Tongue and Mangleface. And I was I missed that. I don't know how I missed that. That's fucking point. Tangled Tangle Tongue and Mangle Face. I said, yo, Sean, that's us, brother. Yeah, Tangle Who's who?

SPEAKER_05 2:17:53

Uh don't man, it's fine. You don't even need to guess. You know, you know.

SPEAKER_02 2:17:56

Is it because of my fucked up tooth? It makes sense. You know. I know who it is now. I know.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:01

And then we jump to uh we jump back to Tumbleton, and they heavy. This is all written uh well within the show, so like obviously I know what happens next. They heavy foreshadowing the rape here at the very least, some assault. Yeah. And I wasn't sure who it was at first, so my next thing is with Hugh's wife question mark.

SPEAKER_02 2:18:21

Yeah, because dude, same here. I know I haven't seen her in so long, I forgot that was Hugh's wife. Yeah, yeah. I was like, is this Hugh's wife? When we're like seeing her like now, I haven't seen her for like fucking ages. I forgot it was her. Am I supposed to care about these people?

SPEAKER_06 2:18:35

That's what I was saying. And then I was like, wait, no, she is going to be raped. Yeah. And then he fucking he lunges at her. He went full pussy grab. Guy goes full pussy grab on her.

SPEAKER_02 2:18:45

He pulled a Donald Trump, he grabbed her by the pussy.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:48

And he didn't even apologize. He didn't apologize. And then, and then, uh-oh. We have some graffiti artists in King's Landing. Fucking motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 2:18:59

We got some taggers. Fucking motherfuckers are tagging in Westeros. We got some taggers. I was like, I was like half expecting to see someone like do the S. You know, the fucking like fucking Westeros. Queen of Bastards. Queen of Bastards. Yeah, yeah. Cool ass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:19

That would have been badass. I would have been pissed too.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:22

Fucking.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:22

Yeah, so we got some fucking graffiti artists, and then Hughes family takes the matter to Ormond, and he tries to they they try to get him to uh punish the soldier that tried to rape and broke Hugh's brother's wife's arm.

SPEAKER_02 2:19:40

He broke uh Hugh's wife's his brother-in-law's arm. That's an easier way to say it. Brother-in-law's wife. Yeah, no, his brother-in-law. It's his wife. His wife says, My brother. They broke her brother's arm. That's that's so that's Hugh's brother-in-law. She was living with her brother in Tumbleton.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:59

He broke her brother's arm. No, listen, listen, listen. So she she's about to get raped. She's getting pussy grabbed by the guy. Her brother's wife runs up to stop the guy. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. He turns around, smashes her, breaks her arm. Okay, yeah. Because when they go to Ormond and talk to him, they say, My wife is a weaver. Yeah. We need the money she brings in for our family. Sorry, it's been a while since I watched the episode. I only took short notes. Yeah. So Hughes they bring it to Ormond, and I like how, dude, the soldier gets backed into a corner because of all the facts that they're presenting. Yeah. And this is the he gets backed into a corner, he throws out a she called me a cunt, thinking that he's gonna be like, oh, dude, come on, bro. She called me a cunt.

SPEAKER_02 2:20:44

Like be on my side, doggy. And they get it's one thing about the high towers as well. They are um a very loyal people, even though like you know, the Ormond's evil, they still hold that loyalty to a high esteem. They're still they're they're high towers, they hold that to a high esteem. And it's very evident in this scene, like, you know.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:02

I mean, it's evident in this scene, but it is all a falsity until the end of the episode. It's an illusion of uh of loyalty. Exactly. Uh and then Damon hits the veil for some gold. Yep. He goes and he's like, he's mooching. He's like, I need something, guys.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:20

Give me a little bit, please. He's like one of the guys that are outside the McLaren hotel. Literally.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:28

But then Karaxes starts to disobey and takes him to his exiled daughter and sheep stealer in the cove.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:37

Now that's another thing I want to bring up here, too. Remember like earlier how I mentioned the uh the bond between a Targaryen and their dragons. Um, Karaxes wasn't going after the dragon sheep stealer, Karaxes felt Reyna. And fucking Karaxes wanted to bring Damon to Reyna. It wasn't about the dragon, it was about Reyna. He sensed the Targaryen, not the dragon.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:58

Alright, I mean, I'll take it. I love it. I think that's great. Yeah. But the he gets there, and Damon knows. He's like, he realizes that she is Sheep Stealer's rider. Yeah. And he's like, oh no, you're gonna have to die.

SPEAKER_02 2:22:12

Like uh, that's why Karaxes like disobeyed uh Damon. The first and only time that we see Caraxis disobeyed Damon because Kraxis knew he fucking knew and he brought Damon to his daughter. He fucking knew. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, that's how strong their bond is.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:30

Maybe it's that deep. Maybe it's that deep, doggy. Pretty deep.

SPEAKER_02 2:22:33

Damon and her have a little showdown, they have a talk, and um Rain is all pissed off, like you know, she wants to be exiled, she wants to stay in the cave, she's afraid of Rhaenyra.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:46

But she also understands that Sheep Stealer is unruly, yeah, and that if Damon gets too close, he's gonna get fucked up by this dragon.

SPEAKER_02 2:22:54

Yeah, and she also doesn't want to lose her dragon. She's like waited her whole life to ride a dragon, and her and Damon have this whole conversation about like how like Damon like looked down on her and didn't respect her because she was the only one of his children that wasn't able to ride a dragon, that didn't have her own dragon, that never claimed a dragon.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:11

And uh yeah, and then the next time they meet, they have a deeper conversation, but Cheap Stealer just ends up taking off, yeah, just ends up bailing, and then so that's the end of the scene, whatever. She's gonna stay there, and then it goes to Ulf, just wants to fucking party with him.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:28

He wants to get fucked up with his friends, he just wants to have a couple boots.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:32

Dude, how how relatable is Ulf? Dude, I was watching it and I was like, he he legit just wants to go down to the tavern, have a couple beers with his buddies, and vibe. Yeah, that's all he wants, man. Vibe. And he he wants he but he also wants some stuff for his drinking buddies. Yeah. He wants like some pardons for somebody who did some crimes, he wants some of this, some of that. And some money. And the queen bitch refuses him.

SPEAKER_02 2:24:01

Yeah. Refuses him. And then forbids him to from like going out to party with his friends. You cannot leave these castle walls. You're not allowed out there. And you're you know, I need I need you here whenever I need you. You know, we're like fucking, like, you're a knight now. I knighted you. We need to be at my fucking basically at my disposal. At my beck and call.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:20

At my beck and call, yes. He also at the same time informs her of the descent in the realm, especially in my favorite quotes in the whole episode.

SPEAKER_02 2:24:29

Orman fucking or uh fucking Ulf drops on her. Um, how'd it go again? You know, um You are very kind, my lady. Fucking, but it's like I'm fucking a shot at her. Thank you for being so kind. Some shit like that, you know. Fucking it basically fucking like it's an oxymoronic like line that he gave her.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:51

Yeah, I don't I don't really backhanded. I only have a couple quotes written down here, and that is not one of them. There's only a couple that I was like, okay, bangers, okay, bangers. All from Laris? Okay, bang. Laris are some bangers. Yeah. Laris are some bangers.

SPEAKER_02 2:25:04

It's but I also want to say it's funny how he said like uh this show's not quotable. This episode was full of quotes, and so far this season has been this season has been full of quotes.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:15

As like as evident with all your quotes written down, hey? Oh, dude, I have them locked in. Yeah, motherfucker, I got a fucking I got fucking 103 notes. You're like, I got four notes for this episode. No, it's like my dick and I know Lorra.

SPEAKER_02 2:25:25

I know Laris' quote from the fucking like the back of my cock. We'll get there later.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:29

So she gives the order to remove all the graffiti and fuck up the people responsible. Yeah. She says, Find them, find the dissenters and fuck them up.

SPEAKER_02 2:25:38

That's how she finds out is from Ulf, because the Ulf like tells her, informs her, you know what they're saying about you down there? I've seen it on the city walls. Yeah. You know? And then after that, after she forbids him from like leaving, he says, Thank you for being so kind. My lady. And then leaves the room.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:55

Two cripples are forced to work so they aren't killed. Yeah. So they they they arrive in um Brooks Rest. Yep. They are immediately sequestered by the I guess like bandits or whoever is whoever has the I don't have the name for the guy, but I do have a nickname for him.

SPEAKER_02 2:26:13

When I watched it, I'm gonna tell you, I just call him Dickhead. The lead the leader of the fucking bandits, Dickhead. The next episode, episode five. Yeah, it's the sixth one, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:28

Um anyway, so they're forced to work. And then literally, like, I still can't get over it. Such an insane pull from a cast of actors, balls of fear, himself, Dan Fogler, man. Dan Fogler. Dan Fogler, fucking Harry Potter spin-off himself. Okay, wait, one second.

SPEAKER_02 2:26:44

When the fucking bandits, the bandit dickhead fucking lord, like tells Aegon gets his boots, fucking that he has to work. Do you know who I am?

SPEAKER_04 2:26:53

Aegon fucking gets like so fucking like like Yeah, he says he says, I'll take your tongue, you insolent ape. Yeah, I'll take a look at that.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:00

And then and then and then he's like, he's like, wait, what, bitch? Yeah. And he's like, kiss my feet.

SPEAKER_02 2:27:05

Fucking and Aegon has to submit because they're fucking he's gotta protect his identity, and he kisses his fucking shitty boots. Yep. I thought that was kind of funny. Yep. It was also kind of sad to see like, you know, this man who was a king go to such lows. He just seen his fucking his dead dragon. He had this emotional thing. He goes and he fucking like go goes to the rook's rest, uh fucking Lord Dickhead fucking bossing around. Aegon snaps, fucking basically says, I'll cut your tongue out, and then immediately makes him kiss his shitty fucking boots. Aegon's going through the fucking ringer this episode, man.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:39

Well, I think it's like uh uh I think hopefully they're gonna do because I'm pretty sure you've told me this in the past. At the end, Aegon is the one who eventually sits the throne. So I think hopefully they're showing like maybe a decent character arc.

SPEAKER_02 2:27:54

And Aegon sits the throne.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:55

Oh, it's not him?

SPEAKER_02 2:27:56

It's not him. Oh, damn, never mind. Because Damon and Renier have their own Aegon, Aegon the third. Oh, that's the one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:02

Um, either way, I was I was hoping that they're at least showing maybe him have some humility at a certain point because he is forced into these positions where he is no longer treated as royalty, and now he is treated as the common folk. Yeah. So hopefully he will gain some humility, but I think at the end of episode seven, we have been shown that there's no way that is ever gonna happen. Anyway, so Damon kills a farmer. Hold that thought I'm gonna grab us another beer. Damon kills the farmer and bring back his bring back his head, brings brings back his head, claiming it's Sheep Stealer's Rider to protect his daughter. So he sees he sees a he sees a farmer on the edge of the cliff, and in his brain he's like, Yo, I'm just gonna burn this farmer to death, take his head, bring it back to Rhaenera, and tell her that this is the person who was riding Sheep Stealer and killed her son.

SPEAKER_02 2:28:59

Yeah, and like uh, because like he knows that like uh like Rhaenera right now, she's more worried about finding uh Sheep Stealer and the rider and like all these other things that are going on in Damon instead of like running her kingdom. Like you have the kingdom already, basically you've won the war, just fucking worry about the kingdom. And right now she's kind of like being uh kind of stupid and selfish, and like it's all gonna lead to her downfall as well because she's not really ruling her kingdom that well. She's just very narrow-minded.

SPEAKER_06 2:29:27

She was just on her period two episodes ago. Yeah. She's not thinking clearly. We don't know how much fucking time has passed between these two episodes either.

SPEAKER_02 2:29:35

She could still very well be on her time.

SPEAKER_06 2:29:36

Exactly. And then next episode next uh next note I have is holy shit, does Helena have the fucking cannons, dude?

SPEAKER_02 2:29:45

Oh, the big fat chest dumplings. She's fucking got some tig olddies, man. I noticed that too. Full bro because it's I almost got bricked up.

SPEAKER_06 2:29:55

It's in the scene where basically Alison realizes that she's pregnant. And it's like it's it's almost like in that scene they're trying to emphasize how big her tits are. Yeah. And in that scene, I said, Oh wow, I've seen you in a new light, Helena. They need to show her milkers because you know, like when you're pregnant, like, you know, yeah. And guess what her nickname is for the rest of my notes? Milkers. Big chest. Big chest. Big chest. We're gonna call her chesticles. Big chest. And then Orman makes Darren kill Hugh's wife's brother. Yeah. So that's that's basically the end of the episode where Orman brings him in and is like, if you want to rule, you gotta kill this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 2:30:31

Boy, he has a whole like a whole talk, like we're more than dragons. He fucking he has like uh Darren, Darren's dragon confined, and he fucking sees Darren with the dragon, and he's like, no, like that's not what's supposed to show him affection.

SPEAKER_06 2:30:43

Yeah. I talked to you about showing that creature affection.

SPEAKER_02 2:30:47

Because like uh if you're gonna be a king, you need to be more than just you know a guy with a dragon. Your power needs to come from somewhere else. And also not just your dragon.

SPEAKER_06 2:30:55

Also, isn't that something a guy with no dragon would say? Exactly. Isn't that something a guy like that's like little dick energy talking about having a big dick?

SPEAKER_02 2:31:04

Why why is Darren like allowing Ormin to boss around like this and you have a literal fucking dragon? You could literally fucking take over you can take over and end this all right now if you just fucking kill Ormond.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:15

I think as Darren's kind of still a little pussy, he doesn't want to kill people.

SPEAKER_02 2:31:18

But then you would become a kin slayer, and that's you know, because like Ormond is his uncle and being a kinslayer.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:23

And his he's Orman's ward.

SPEAKER_02 2:31:25

Yeah, and it's so like it wouldn't look good for him, and he's he's in he's in a hard place. It's understandable.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:30

But but he does force Darren to kill Hugh's wife's brother, yeah. Which obviously is tough for Darren, but at the same point he still does it, so I'm like, whatever. You know, I mean he makes him do it with a sword.

SPEAKER_02 2:31:42

He doesn't fucking stabs him like he doesn't say Jacaris or nothing, fucking doesn't burn him, he hasn't he's forced to do it with a sword.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:48

Anyway, that's the end of the episode. That's all I got. Decent episode, nothing crazy. Aegon had to boot lick Amon or Aegon had to boot lick Amon just being raped by a witch. 6.9. That's what I wrote.

SPEAKER_02 2:31:58

Well, here's my thoughts. The scary part of House of the Dragon is that almost everyone thinks they are justified. Oh, we m he missed the goddamn quote. Laris, or is that in the next episode with Laris? Next episode. Okay, okay, yeah. So nobody wakes up saying I am the villain in Westeros. Like nobody wakes up and says that to themselves. Meanwhile, like in the in this season, I feel like everyone is villainous. It's showing like everyone's villainous sides in this season. There's no right, there's no wrong. It's just like war at this point, people like struggling uh to either maintain the throne or retake the throne. And uh it's showing like uh people's like you know, like it's humanizing a lot of characters who weren't humanized before, and it's kind of making you question now like who like who's the bad guy and who's the who's the who's the good guy, who's really in the wrong here. That's one of my thoughts. Um and then everyone has a reason, everyone has trauma, and everyone has an excuse.

SPEAKER_06 2:32:54

Okay, I like it. I thought this episode was mid lackluster. You know what? You know, I'll I'll I have this note later on in my in in my notes, but I'll I'll bring a little bit of it up right now. I think this show started incredibly and then is the definition of good. Yeah. It's good. That's the thing. It's good. It's not great, it's not incredible, it's not mind-blowing, okay, but it's good, it's serviceable. I think season one the first two episodes of this season, bangers.

SPEAKER_02 2:33:31

Maybe even first just one or first two, bangers. Season one was incredible, yeah, season two was good, and so far season three has been fantastic. No, that's my word. Disagree. Disagree. I uh that's just that's my opinion, but I have other thoughts on uh episode. Do you have a rating for episode four? After these jokes here, after jokes.

SPEAKER_04 2:33:54

You should add some jokes in while I'm talking about the episode.

SPEAKER_02 2:33:56

Well, this is like this is my end of the episode jokes. Westeros is the only one. Only place where someone can say, I'm doing this for the good of the realm and immediately make things worse. Yeah. That's that's the whole show. The realm watching these families fight, can you guys maybe not destroy everything we own? That'd be fucking nice. Can you please like you know stop fucking up the lives of all the common folk? That'd be great.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:19

It'd be sick if like you didn't take all our food and like burn all our buildings and like completely destroy our livelihood.

SPEAKER_02 2:34:27

Also, the Targaryens invented family drama, but unfortunately, they also invented aerial warfare. Boom, boom, boom. And that was episode four of season three. Now let's get into episode five.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:44

Honestly crazy how at this point in Westeros, they haven't watched dragons for a thousand years, and some genius scientist has been like, oh, I'm gonna invent a craft that can that can replicate that. How are they not like they I wish they would have gone more sci- I wish George R. Martin would have gone more sci-fi with it. And then after they've seen dragons, they started building like Hindenburg's and shit. Yes. Pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:09

So episode five, basically a small little breakdown of the episode, then once again, Raymond's.

SPEAKER_06 2:35:13

Well, this is all this is also where my my notes start to get very big.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:17

So this is like Raymond's gonna jump into it. I'm gonna just touch on it really briefly with my thoughts. So the blacks versus the greens, the war gets personal. The biggest theme is that the conflict has passed the point of fixing. Like there's no longer you can't fix this anymore. There's definitely no fixing this. We're gonna witness like the greatest tragedy within uh in West Rose history. We're about to witness it. There's no fixing this anymore.

SPEAKER_06 2:35:41

There have been multiple children killed. Not children, but um kid or uh young ones or I don't know, offspring of main people. Exactly. Yes like Jesseris was an adult at this point.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:56

Yes, and even if someone wanted peace, there are too many people who have lost way too much to accomplish that peace.

SPEAKER_06 2:36:03

Yeah. Everybody like on every side. Yes. On every side. Like literally every character has lost at least one thing.

SPEAKER_02 2:36:10

And also, like at this point, they don't need diplomats. They need a family therapist and about 40 years of healing. Yeah, I mean, they need they need to talk to the high septum, dude.

SPEAKER_06 2:36:21

The high septum, they need to talk to the highest of septums to fix this fucking family trauma, dude. They gotta get this shit ironed out. And they were almost there in season one. They were all at a dinner together, they all could have just figured their shit out. And they were like, nope, it means war.

SPEAKER_02 2:36:38

Exactly. And also a Targaryen family reunion, a Targaryen family reunion at this point would be completely useless.

SPEAKER_06 2:36:46

Yeah, I mean, there's only seven left. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 2:36:50

Fucking that's my thought. That's my little tiny little breakdown of uh episode five. Raymond, you take it away with your notes and your thoughts, and I will jump back in.

SPEAKER_06 2:36:59

Yeah, I got a lot. So I did like lots of heavy breakdowns. So this episode starts with Kristen Cole and Gwen burning down the blacks camp. So it starts with them sneaking in heavy, sneaking in heavy and just murdering, silently assassinating people. One of my favorite scenes of this. Burning down the whole camp. It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 2:37:19

I liked it.

SPEAKER_06 2:37:20

It was pretty good. It was a good it was a good start to the episode. And then um Big Forehead scares off some dudes looking for Eamon.

SPEAKER_02 2:37:27

Ooh, that's Alice, Big Forehead? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:37:31

That's a good name. That's a good name. So that that's a big, big theme in the next couple episodes, is um people looking for Eamond on behalf of Reneira because she has a bounty on his head coming to Heron Hall and basically them being turned away or them leaving at a certain point and Alice kind of being the center point of those um scenes.

SPEAKER_02 2:37:53

I I like how they are leaning into the Alice and uh Eamon romance because that does happen in the story that Eamon does like. It's not leading into it, it's just happening. Yeah, it's happening, yeah. Again, I like that they're doing that.

SPEAKER_06 2:38:04

My my ne my next note is damn, it's bat girl, because she um she I think she what she does is she takes a stone and she's talking to them and she throws the stone behind her, and as the stone hits the ground, thousands of bats fly out at all the all the mercenaries, and then as they look back, she has gone, she has disappeared, and they get startled and they run away.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:27

That's from that's why I said this earlier about fucking Vagar. She's creating illusions. Why can't she just create an illusion that fucking Vagar is just like not there, but Vagar is there?

SPEAKER_06 2:38:37

To be honest, that's the thing. I I I could easily see how that was not an illusion. I think the bats the bats were illusions. It's Harrenhall, dude. That shit is old as fuck. Nobody lives there, it's an abandoned castle.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:51

She can create, she literally like she can create thoughts in people's heads.

SPEAKER_06 2:38:56

But it's usually only when they're dreaming.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:59

Yeah, that's true. But I don't know. I don't know. Damon was walking around Heronhall tripping balls when he was when he was losing. And also she created like an illusion in episode seven with fucking with with with Eamund. Yeah, but barely. Yeah. That's a pretty convincing illusion to Eamon. We'll get there later.

SPEAKER_06 2:39:16

Well, I mean, no, it wasn't though, because they stopped. And that's the thing. Did she did she create the illusion? Because after she he threw her off, she said, What did you see? Oh yeah. And it's like, if she created the illusion, why would she be asking that? Okay, that's very true. Okay, alright, alright, alright. Continue. I think that I think that more adds to his Oedipus complex than anything.

SPEAKER_02 2:39:37

Yeah, I I just thought that God like that added to my theory that uh Vagar really is there and fucking Jesus like creating the city.

SPEAKER_06 2:39:44

Yeah, that's the thing. I feel like in this show and even in Game of Thrones, or maybe at God's eye somehow. They've always kept the magic very um surface level. Yeah. It's never been anything, like most of it has been bringing people back to life, which is probably the craziest thing.

SPEAKER_02 2:40:02

I don't know. Fucking like uh fucking the the the red witch there fucking literally casted somebody to go kill fucking uh um uh Renly uh Barathe. Yeah, Shadow Demon.

SPEAKER_06 2:40:12

Yeah, but that again, that only happened once and they almost basically abandoned it after that. Yeah. Like I guess like okay. There's two different ways to look at it. And there's the way of looking at it of okay, so they've done it, so it can be done, so it's obviously in the universe, it's cool. Or it's like, did they just do that as like a one-off thing that was in the book and they were like, okay, we're never gonna follow that trail again.

SPEAKER_02 2:40:37

Well, in in the show, fucking like uh the and also in the book, um um let's just talk about show for it. Yeah, just just as a little like um um example, Bran can warg into Hold or that's showing this in the show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you can also like yeah, yeah, that that is very, very deep, deep magic.

SPEAKER_06 2:40:56

Yeah. So yeah, no, okay, I'm with you. I'll I'll I'll go with you. Uh you know what? She did some magic. She maybe even she turned into one of the bats.

SPEAKER_08 2:41:04

That's funny.

SPEAKER_06 2:41:05

Yeah, that's funny. That's fun. Yeah, she does, yeah, okay, word. Um, so I don't know, this guy looked like Nick Offerman. Guard Nick Offerman tries to stop black, tries to stop Black Maester from giving Helena abortion juice.

SPEAKER_02 2:41:19

He did look like fucking Nick Offerman.

SPEAKER_06 2:41:22

He does, yeah, holy fucking. That's why they were showing she has such fat titties in the last episode. Shits were popping out at me. Do not give her the abortion. Those titties are way too voluptuous. Do you not want milk for six to eight months?

SPEAKER_02 2:41:38

I don't want to give her milk of the poppy. I want to give her the milk of my cock.

SPEAKER_06 2:41:42

I want to give her I want her to give me the milk of her tit. Um, anyway, so Allison's like, they're trying to give Helena abortion juice. They're trying to get her. Allison wants her to drink it so her possible son can't be used in the Game of Thrones in the future. Also, Helena wants that incest little devil to live.

SPEAKER_02 2:42:04

Also, do something with Helena. Do so I'm tired of her being depressed all the time. I know what happens, I know what happens, but at the same time, do something meaningful with Helena.

SPEAKER_06 2:42:16

I feel like I have something in my notes about that. If not, I thought about it, being like, why did they not make Helena more of a character in the show? Especially when, and this is definitely in my notes, when Alison tells Hel Alison tells Ranira that Helena can see the future. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, that's like Aegon the Conqueror. But as soon as she tells her that, you're like, oh, she's gonna use your daughter. Yeah. Like there's no way she's gonna be free now. Yeah. And it's like, why didn't they use that more in the show?

SPEAKER_02 2:42:46

Like, there's only like been like ever like one other other fucking dreamer in the Targaryen family, which is Aegon the Conqueror, who foreseen the song of Ice and Fire.

SPEAKER_06 2:42:54

I feel I feel like they could have used that more in the show. And this may be where the quote is, because hold on, I'm trying to find it here. Oh, never mind, that's the one. So never mind, we're not there yet. But two cripples walk through the forest again, and one gets upset.

SPEAKER_02 2:43:12

And which one do you think gets upset?

SPEAKER_06 2:43:14

Um You guessed it, it was Aegon! Well, I call I call him the face cripple, and the other one is the body cripple.

SPEAKER_02 2:43:22

I call him the fucking the footlicker.

SPEAKER_06 2:43:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:43:25

I like that too. Yeah, he's a footlicker.

SPEAKER_06 2:43:28

And then so this is my my uh is Alison lying to protect her daughter? And then well, obviously it turns out later she was, but did she did she just abort her fetus? Because Masaria, the white worm, walks in and he's like, yo, I heard you were getting some abortion juice, show it to me. Yeah. And she shows it to her, and she's basically like, yo, I took a lover after Viserys. Ranira knows about it, and I I did it again accidentally. I gotta drink the juice. And then at that point I was like, Wait, did did did she did she she bang Kristen Cole, right? No, she didn't. Allison didn't bang Kristen Cole. Are you sure? No, she didn't. I think she did. She didn't. I think she did season two.

SPEAKER_02 2:44:06

She she she did give Kristen Cole that uh that fucking uh that thing that has her name on it to to think of her. Because they have this like unspoken like you know, like attraction to each other, but she never did does bang anybody. She was actually like insanely loyal to Viserys. She never fucked around with anybody.

SPEAKER_06 2:44:21

Yes, Allison Hightower and Sir, Kristen Cole have a sexual relationship in season two of Host of the Drake. Oh wow, really? Yeah. Oh wow, I totally forgot about that. Very unmemorable. Yeah, okay. So they bang. So he he has banged both Rhenira and Alison, and that's why in that episode, I think it's like season or episode six, yes, where he wraps the thing around his hand because that's Alison's thing that she has given to him.

SPEAKER_02 2:44:42

Is that why he's so depressed, too? Because like he fucking loves he's in love with Alicent and he's made to go fucking like fucking like fight and he knows he's marching to his death? Dude, dude, I think he's a fucking pawn.

SPEAKER_06 2:44:53

You know why I think he's so upset, yeah, which I have later on in my notes, is because he has banged the the leader of the blacks, the leader of the greens. He's manipulated by both of them, and the power of the pussy just has this fucking weight on him. And both of them have rejected him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh man, he's like, bruh, I'm just gonna die in battle. Yeah. Because this is literally a note later. He's like, I'm just like, I both like that's the power of bad crazy pussy. Yeah. Is that he fucked both of them and they were like, we don't love you. And he's like, I'm gonna just kill myself in battle.

SPEAKER_02 2:45:27

Let's be real here though. Fucking, I feel like Rhenira's probably better in bed than Alison.

SPEAKER_06 2:45:34

Probably. To be honest, in the one episode, I think it was episode seven, there's one shot with Reneira lying down, and she's like the actor's like a non-binary type person. Yeah, but RC, yeah. Yeah, but she was laying down in one scene, and they had her makeup so good that I was like, oh, I'd easy bang. Yeah, easy bang. Obviously, Olivia Cook. Easy bang.

SPEAKER_02 2:45:55

I would have thought of fucked her as nearly Alcock as well. Yeah, dude. That's a 14-year-old, me too. This is this nearly alcohol in general. I'm not talking about the age here, dude. Christ, man. Make it don't make it weird. Come on, dude.

SPEAKER_06 2:46:08

Come on, dude. Let's go there.

SPEAKER_02 2:46:10

Okay, I'm gonna go there. It's gonna sound weird. There's this scene where her and fucking Damon are fucking getting drunk together in the fucking bar there. Dude. And they're about to fuck. Dude. I was like, and then he just like leaves her. Like isn't he a fucker? Boner check. It just like fucking leaves her there. I was like, why is that so hot to me?

SPEAKER_06 2:46:25

Boner check. And then she sneaks out through like the back hallways of fucking King's Landing to bang her uncle in that first season. Yeah, brother, heavy boner check.

SPEAKER_02 2:46:36

Why is that so hot to me? I don't know why. Cause she's 14.

SPEAKER_06 2:46:41

Because really Alcong is actually hot, dude. Really Alcong's hot. I think she's also very hot. Um, so Gwane offers Cole a home in Old Town, then everyone is spooked because of so he offers him a home in Old Town, yeah, and Cole's like, I'm done with fucking high, high lord houses. I'm done with fucking bowing. He's like, I'm dying here.

SPEAKER_02 2:47:02

Yeah, and he says, I am the greatest warrior in the seven kingdoms, yeah. And I will die as such. Yeah, that was so fucking awesome because like Kristen Cole, case like George is also like, you're not though. No, no, dude, dude, George R. Martin wrote this himself. He's confirmed this. His favorite character that he's ever written is Damon, but the fucking best swordsman in Westeros, the greatest warrior that he's written is Kristen Cole. You know what's crazy? George R. R.

SPEAKER_06 2:47:30

Martin dies like a bitch. Dies like a bitch, head on a spike. Anyway, so Gwade offers him a home home in Old Town, and everybody is spooked because there's a trap set and it injures the horses, spikes set in the ground through the horseshoes of the horses. Presumably the wolves of the north, because that is in the last episode they said we gotta start fighting Christian Cole on his own battlefield, which is dirty.

SPEAKER_02 2:47:57

Well, like uh also George R. Martin also said that the only person that probably would have been able to beat Damon in a sword fight was Kristen Cole. Fucking like Kristen Cole easily would have outbested Demon.

SPEAKER_06 2:48:08

The thing is, I feel like maybe George R. Martin wrote this like him in the book. Yeah. But the actor is so short that I feel like anybody even a hundred pounds bigger than that.

SPEAKER_02 2:48:20

Next episode we see just how fucking badass Kristen Cole is.

SPEAKER_06 2:48:22

Well, like, hold on, hold on. For 30 okay, now you know what? I agree it is badass.

SPEAKER_02 2:48:28

He also trained, he trained Eamund. That's why Eamon is so fucking good at his sword play.

SPEAKER_06 2:48:31

But Eamon's also like a foot taller than him and fucking uh a foot in reach.

SPEAKER_02 2:48:36

Yeah. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_06 2:48:37

Kristen Cole's tiny little man.

SPEAKER_02 2:48:39

Like in the world of Game of Thrones, fucking, like, it's like um, okay, like um, we know that um Lannister there, fucking Jamie Lannister, during that time is the greatest swordsman alive.

SPEAKER_06 2:48:53

We know he's also at least six feet tall.

SPEAKER_02 2:48:56

But during that time, he's the greatest swordsman alive. But like uh in like in throughout the entire Westeros history, throughout the entire Westeros history, George R. Martin has said time and time again that Kristen Cole is Jamie Lannister. Oh, yeah, we'll never say he's the best fucking swordsman in Westeros history.

SPEAKER_06 2:49:12

Very cool. Um anyway, the the shot of the dove flying away looked really cool and how the camera followed it. There's one part where they are um so obviously Ormond is sowing deceit in King's Landing with people graffitiing everything. We've also never talked about, I don't know if it's happened quite yet, but the gold cloaks are getting murdered.

SPEAKER_02 2:49:33

They're getting murdered, yes.

SPEAKER_06 2:49:34

They're getting murdered, and there's there's heavy, heavy descent in King's Landing. Yeah, and there's this one shot of somebody sending out a dove to Ormond, and it goes in from the inside of the building straight outside the window and almost follows the dove off into the skyline, and it looks pretty cool. It was a tracking shot, too. I really liked it. But but it was like really short. It was a very short tracking shot, but I really liked it. Yeah, and okay, this is where it comes in here. Ormond is a fucking whack ass villain that hasn't been shown he's super smart or even amazing in battle. They're trying to show he's like a mid-season or full season at this point antagonist, and I'm just not buying it. And this this this is what they're like, oh, this is this is character development. He gets mad and hits his sword on the table. You know who did that already in Game of Thrones? You don't remember that? Joffrey. Exactly. Yeah, and bitch, you aren't no Joffrey. Yeah, Joffrey was a way better actor. Way better at selling crazy.

SPEAKER_02 2:50:32

This guy's killing it, man, in my opinion. But yeah, he's like, well, also we had more time with Joffrey. We had much more time with Joffrey, but this guy's also a great actor.

SPEAKER_06 2:50:41

He might be the most boring villain in Game of Thrones history. Yeah. I mean, and the you could disagree with me if you want to. I actually I I don't I don't disagree with you. But we we could talk about it for hours because like who it's just it feels way too like he was only introduced in like episode three. Exactly. Yeah. I mean now we're like, oh, he's the main bad guy of this season.

SPEAKER_02 2:51:03

Yeah. I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you at all. I'm not disagreeing with you at all. 100% do not disagree.

SPEAKER_06 2:51:10

I think he's a great actor.

SPEAKER_02 2:51:11

I think I think his performance has been on point. I think so far this season, he's like probably been like one of the one of the better performances.

SPEAKER_07 2:51:20

I mean, I can't.

SPEAKER_06 2:51:21

He's got like one of the most marable scenes to me. We'll get into that for the next episode. That's also because nobody else has been able been doing anything. This last these last couple episodes, episode four, five, and six, almost even debatably episode seven. There is nothing happening. Yeah, I mean like uh There is absolutely nothing happening.

SPEAKER_02 2:51:43

Well that's why that's why I said before, like uh like um I even though I do like this season, I think it's a fantastic season, um, I think the journey to the Battle of Tumblin is becoming uh um tiresome. Arduous. It's it's arduous. And like uh my predictions were way the fuck off. I wanted it to fucking like I wanted it to end with, you know, fucking the sacking of the uh the dragon pit and fucking Renee are getting fed fucking that's gonna be a while in the future. So like it's already been confirmed, it's already confirmed that they're ending with season four. So there's a lot of fucking things to cover in season four. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:52:22

So I have a note later that basically says that season four better be action-packed. Like it better be front to finish, like the the craziest, because everybody still has to die. Yeah, everybody's still alive. There's so many people alive still.

SPEAKER_02 2:52:36

Yeah, exactly. And a lot of shit happens. Like, after the Battle of Tumbleton, so much shit happens. And I'm like, like, how the fuck? Because like it they I don't know if you watched the trailer for the finale yet. I haven't. We'll watch it after. But it it's the battle of Tumbleton. It's the battle of Tumbleton. 100% it is, because it shows a fucking Well, yeah, obviously. What else could they be leading up to? But there's like so much fucking shit that happens after Tumbleton. So much shit. You have the sacking, you have the sacking of the dragon pit, you have fucking Renier being fit as sunfire, you have the battle of God's eye, and there's another fucking battle too with the Starks. The Starks come in and they fucking, they fucking they raid King's Landing and they fucking they kill Aegon and they put Aegon the the third on the fucking throne. And fucking, like, and like the Starks fucking because they're so loyal to the the fucking the blacks, because you know how fucking loyal the fucking Starks are. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:53:26

Well that's that's what I'm saying. That like the last season A lot of shit happens. The last season has to be start to finish crazy, or the show is not gonna have the payoff that you think it is, and it's going to change everything.

SPEAKER_02 2:53:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:53:41

Because also, I've heard that in the seventh episode that everybody said was incredible.

SPEAKER_02 2:53:47

It was incredible.

SPEAKER_06 2:53:48

All everything is changed from the book. None of that shit happens in the book. Everything that happened in episode seven, none of it happens in the book. No. And it's like, okay, so there's episodes in the show where none of it happens in the book. But if they're changing that much then, then how are we going to have faith in them doing the last season justice with everything that's left on the table? Yeah. At this point, you have we have to start making a bingo sheet of things that are they are just gonna leave out.

SPEAKER_02 2:54:15

Are they gonna fucking do a bullshit fucking thing like Walking Dead with a fucking time lapse and fucking like showing each other fucking surviving characters' journeys to the fucking very end? I don't want that. I do like how it feels like a Shakespearean tragedy, though, because it is kind of like a Shakespearean tragedy. I like those vibes. I like that shit.

SPEAKER_06 2:54:32

Yeah, I mean, so okay, sometimes I feel like the show's just referencing characters for absolutely no reason, other than to be like, hey, do you remember that? Hey, do you hey the whole scene with Orman and Darren while they're playing chess? Yeah, they just start talking about the yellow toad of Dorne. And it's literally just to be like, hey, do you remember Hey, have you guys read Fire and Blood? Do you remember this house? Do you remember this characters? And the whole thing is just member berries. Yeah. It's just the thing from South Park where it's like, member berries?

SPEAKER_02 2:55:01

It's like, hey, have you read the encyclopedia of uh of uh Westeros written by George R. R. Martin? This is this is fan service for the guys that have read those stories.

SPEAKER_06 2:55:09

The reason that I think it's useless sometimes is that lots of these characters are not even in the show. Yeah. They're not included. Yeah. It's just being like, hey, do you remember this? Hey, do you remember that? And it's I think sometimes it's almost like, hey, do you remember this character? And then they say something about Dorn, and then you think about, oh yeah, Pedro Pascal. Yeah. Oh yeah, that show is good. Yeah. That's cool. I don't know. Uh this seems pointless. Allison wants to bail with Helena and have her abandon her daughter and leave King's Landing. Yes. So big titties. She wants big titties out of there, and fucking hot mommy wants to leave as well. Hot mommy.

SPEAKER_02 2:55:52

Oh, that's her name for Allison? Hot mommy? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:55:54

Bro, she's our age, man. I'd fucking I'd knock the dust off that pussy. Yeah, and she's literally only three years old. Than fucking Amond. Yeah, she's so young, dude. Oh, here we are. Right. This is right to what we were talking about earlier. But I'll wait a little minute.

SPEAKER_00 2:56:13

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

SPEAKER_06 2:56:18

Yeah, so uh out Alison Bales with her daughter. Uh yeah, okay, so damn, Helena could have been the coolest character in this show, and it feels like the writers didn't think she could be interesting enough or something. I don't care about the source material because they change shit all the time. Um the the line in this episode when she's talking to Allison and she says, You look away when you lie, that shit bang.

SPEAKER_02 2:56:41

That shit banged.

SPEAKER_06 2:56:42

Because Allison, dude, yes. Especially since after she said it, um Helena immediately like walks off. Yeah. She like walks away and she's like, Yeah, dude, I'm just gonna let that lie, dude. Linger. I'm gonna I'm gonna let that linger. And then I also because I'll I've been talking about a lot. Loki might be simping for Helena. My bad.

SPEAKER_02 2:57:04

I think I am too, and it's sad. It's sad because they haven't done much with her this season. It's sad knowing where her. There you go, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 2:57:11

Two more beers.

SPEAKER_02 2:57:12

I uh I got I got up and grabbed them last time. Yeah, well you mean I pay for them bitches. I know, okay. Okay, I'll finish my thought when I get back. One second.

SPEAKER_06 2:57:23

You put the mic right up your butthole?

SPEAKER_02 2:57:25

No, it's right on the table and then he fucking hit my ass.

SPEAKER_06 2:57:29

Penetrate?

SPEAKER_02 2:57:32

A penny? Okay, so I w I went so I went to the kitchen to go grab a fucking beer, right guys? And I come back and I sit on my fucking on my chair, and I totally forgot my mic was there, and the microphone literally almost went right up my asshole. It hit me fucking like right in the tailbone. It was right there. I got like half penetrated by my microphone. I think I was like, not fully penetrated, not fully penetrated. My mic does smell like shit a little bit, but fuck it. But yes, that was unfortunate. Um, what was I saying there? My thought. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 2:58:08

I was talking about I was simping for Helena.

SPEAKER_02 2:58:10

And I'm simping for Helena too. I think the actress, she's very good. She's like I the you don't she is underutilized a lot in this season, but she did get more screen time in this season than in previous seasons. But with that screen time, not a lot has happened, and it sucks knowing um what happens to her. Like um, like I don't know, I don't know if you know what happens to her, but I don't want to say it. But like knowing like where her story ends and like how it goes is kind of depressing because like it is one of the changes in the show that I wish they would have changed. Um, because like um with Sunfire Dying, like um I I thought that maybe they'd change that and have uh Helena and Dreamfire killing Reneira, but um we'll get into that later. But it looks like that's not where it's headed. Um, it would have been a welcomed change, but it looks like as of now that Helena's destiny is pretty much written in stone, and we might not see Helena do anything of importance, and it kind of um unjustifies the amount of screen time we have given her this season.

SPEAKER_06 2:59:18

Um, okay, I mean, I sure I would the only reason I was saying I was simple for Helena is because she's got fat fucking titties, and now I'm like, oh dude, she's banging, and maybe the only reason why I think she's banging in the show is because I want to suck on her titties.

SPEAKER_02 2:59:35

I love a blonde bitch with big old titties. They kind of are one of my weaknesses. So I mean uh especially when they're crazy and swear at me, and yeah, I love that.

SPEAKER_06 2:59:43

And hit you and tell you they're gonna kill your mom. Exactly. They had big titties, though. Okay, so now Eamon is just a little pussy boy without his mega Charizard. Mega Charizard, hey. So Amon's just hanging out in here and all. He ain't got no dragon. He's like, yo, I'm fucking nothing without Vagar. I need to find Vagar. Vagar's my boy. I gotta find Vagar. He's my my homie. Vagar's the woman. The woman.

SPEAKER_08 3:00:11

I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 3:00:12

Guess how much I care? Guess how much I care.

SPEAKER_02 3:00:16

Vagar is the grandmother of Daenerys' dragons, man.

SPEAKER_04 3:00:19

Shut the fuck up, gay homo.

SPEAKER_06 3:00:20

You know what's crazy? Is they fucking they bring up five new dragon eggs in this show in episode six. Never show them again in episode seven. Who cares about them at this point, right? Not even like a pivotal thing you're bringing into the show.

SPEAKER_02 3:00:34

An illusion. She's manipulating fucking Aemon. Wow, great.

SPEAKER_06 3:00:38

I never even thought about that, to be honest. Why do Aegon and Eamon have beef again? Did Aegon cut out his brother for being in love with a hooker, or was that somebody else? I do not remember. Wait, what? So Aegon and Eamon hate each other. They absolutely despise each other. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did Aegon, while he was king, Aemon was banging hookers, one that looked exactly like Alicent in a place called Mothers or something. Was Aegon the one who outtad him for fucking the hooker, or was it someone else? I don't remember. I think there's that.

SPEAKER_02 3:01:12

I think it was Aegon. Well, he didn't exactly out him, but he fucking knew and threatened to out him.

SPEAKER_06 3:01:17

I'm pretty sure he killed the hits.

SPEAKER_02 3:01:20

He killed the bitch, yeah. And then fucking Aemon uh got very upset. But he he killed the bitch out of fucking spite because Aemon was trying to fucking like make uh like a military maneuvers and shit without Aegon's consent. The whole battle of Rook's Nest, this whole idea there, like a bunch of other stuff. Like, people were listening to Aemond more than they were listening to Aegon. Like Aegon is basically just you know a guy sitting at the fucking table, but everyone else is listening to Aemond, and he didn't like that. Yo, dude, you're fucking legit going behind the king's back and like you know, making fucking plans and that you know people are following you and they're not following me. I'm the fucking king. I'm gonna remind you who the king is and who your older brother is. I'm gonna fucking remind you.

SPEAKER_06 3:02:01

Love that. Has this show taken longer breaks between seasons than Game of Thrones?

SPEAKER_02 3:02:07

It feels like it. Okay, well, the earlier seasons of Game of Thrones came out once a year, but then once we uh got to season five of Game of Thrones, once they started getting gr vast. Yeah, like once once once the uh once they boosted up the um budget. But the budget, yes, the the seasons came out like two years.

SPEAKER_06 3:02:24

I feel like this show has taken way longer. And I feel like that has um um contributed to it be uh to the hype dying and stuff, not even the hype view. But also like me understanding what the fuck is happening all the time. Also, yes, the hype dying. But I looked it up. I looked it up. Would you like to guess how much percent the viewership has dropped from season two's opening to season three's opening?

SPEAKER_02 3:02:54

I don't want to know, man, because like fucking season three's opening, to me, in my opinion, you fucking know this. I've I've I've said this before. It should have been season two's finale. It should have been season two's finale, yes. And also, and also it's one of the strongest episodes in not just in not just this show's history, but also in all Game of Thrones history. So that's so then factoring it's in my top five episodes.

SPEAKER_06 3:03:13

So then factoring that into account, you would think the number would be low then, right? Like you'd think the number would be higher. Well, what do you mean? Because it ended poorly but started great. You think that it would have that they would have lost so much views from that one? Or do you think people would have came back? I don't know. I'm trying to give you a little hint here, but uh take a guess. I think it dropped like about 75%. 75. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:03:38

Wow, that's a lot. The the talk online has uh kind of like hindered a lot with this.

SPEAKER_06 3:03:42

Guess what? That must be crazy hype then, or crazy just uh negative discourse about the show. From season two's opening to season three's opening, the viewership dropped only eight percent. Oh, wow. The show the show hasn't really dipped that much.

SPEAKER_02 3:03:57

Okay, because I I see people like talking about it less online than I did back when like you know it first came out and it seems like maybe that's because my algorithm has changed a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 3:04:06

Maybe the viewership dropped from season one, but from season two to the end of to the beginning of season three, only eight percent drop. It's been very, very small. But I don't know. Uh I assume the shows have taken have taken longer breaks. But the the foot cripple speech to the face cripple was pretty good. I loved it. And you know, and you know what that's what this season has been. Started off great, fantastic, epic even, then lazed around during the middle, but it's not bad. This season so far has been exactly good. Not great, but good. That's what I said earlier. It is is in the middle here, it is lazed around a little bit. It is not bad, it's not bad, but it is good.

SPEAKER_02 3:04:45

Laris's quote, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say my favorite part of the quote. My favorite part of the quote. So Laris essentially like tells Aegon that you have you you were given everything in life to you know be better than who you are, right? Better than your brother Amon. Like, why are you jealous of Amund? They gave you a dragon so beautiful that they named it after the sun, which I thought was fucking awesome. Yeah, it was good. I love that. And he also says, Not only are you a terrible king, you're also a terrible man. And then um Aegon's face, he comes to this realization that yeah, like I was given everything, I had all the opportunities to do these things, but also don't forget that during that time his sister was supposed to be the queen. So like he lived his whole life not being the heir to the throne. He just like you know, he was a fucking prince fucking around, not taking shit seriously, until Alicent fucking miss uh misunderstood what fucking Viserys was saying on his fucking deathbed. He had no care in the world, his sister was gonna be the queen, he had no responsibilities, he didn't want these responsibilities, and he suddenly thrusted into these responsibilities.

SPEAKER_06 3:06:01

He didn't want this, but but after he had seen the power that he had had, he then's like, Hey, yeah, I'm gonna immediately was like, I want this.

SPEAKER_02 3:06:11

I want this, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:06:12

I think they show that at like in at the end of one episode where he becomes like crowned in front of everybody, yeah, and he stands up and he sees everybody like bowing to him, and he's like, Oh, this is the fucking power, baby.

SPEAKER_02 3:06:31

We see hints of that. Let's let's get to it.

SPEAKER_06 3:06:33

So so Damon always keeping it real, man. We're still in episode five? Yeah, yeah, because this is when Damon's talking to Renee. I said, Damon's always keeping it real, man. This is a this is when they're talking to High Valerian. He said, listen here, bitch. They don't like you because you a bitch. They're always not gonna like you because you a bitch. What don't you understand?

SPEAKER_02 3:06:54

For those of you who don't watch the show, that is legit word-for-word verbatim. What Damon says to Reneira in High Valerian.

SPEAKER_03 3:07:01

He says high valerian too, which is actually crazy.

SPEAKER_02 3:07:04

But you read it like a fucking black man. It's crazy. It's ebonics and everything, it's wild. I love you, bitch. But bitch, bitches be tripping dog, and bitch, you tripping.

SPEAKER_03 3:07:21

I was like, dude, this is so funny.

SPEAKER_06 3:07:23

Because basically they're talking at high Valerian. And he's like, he's like, what are you talking about? Are you silly? You're a woman. There's always gonna be people who disappeared. And the whole time I was watching it, I was like, dude, he's basically like, listen to you, bitch. Shut the fuck up, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 3:07:38

You gotta get your priority straight, bitch. Damn, woman bitches be tripping out here.

SPEAKER_06 3:07:44

That's legit what he says. Then she plays at his ego, and his reaction is literally he looks at her, he's like, to say bitch.

SPEAKER_02 3:07:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:07:57

Because at the at the end, she's basically like, There's there's disruption in the kingdom, and the great Damon, who they've sung multiple songs about, can't figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 3:08:06

Yep. Wow. But then also fucking he's not wrong though. He's not wrong. You need the the the fucking like uh the the the gold cloaks. You need them with with within King's Landing because they're the ones that maintain order. And like these people that are fucking like assassinating these people, like not only is like Damon like very connected to them because he created the gold cloaks, but then again, it's showing their weakness.

SPEAKER_06 3:08:30

Yeah, or it's showing their weakness to the people of King's Landing with it within their own kingdom, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 3:08:36

So Damon's absolutely right that fucking like yeah, some of the some of these things that are going on are not just beyond our walls, they're happening within our walls, and we're showing our weakness, and he's trying to make Rhaenier understand that, but Rhaenyra just doesn't fucking get it. And Damon does, he understands it. You know why she doesn't get it? She's a bitch. She's a bitch.

SPEAKER_06 3:08:55

Anyway, so Masaria catches the white worm, catches Hot Mommy and Big Chest, trying to escape disguise as maids. Hot mommy is trying to convince the white worm that Queen Bitch will turn on her eventually. Yeah. And Hot Mommy will help her. And then she just turns her back on them. But she does give them some advice though.

SPEAKER_02 3:09:19

There's also one part in that scene that I was like, I really wish there like there there might be some payoff. Don't forget about this. White worm was one of the hookers that fucking Demon was fucking around with back in the day. Yeah, the main is his main hooker.

SPEAKER_06 3:09:33

But there's there's one part in the scene where Big Chest is like, I want to see the moon. And Hot Mommy's like, the window will have to do. And I'm like, why is she why does Big Chest want to see the moon so badly? Is that like is she gonna like fucking have a crazy vision?

SPEAKER_02 3:09:50

I think, yeah, well, dude, uh, have you noticed like uh this season, everything that uh that um uh big titty woman there is like uh you could use normal names if you want. Okay, Helena. So Helena is like uh etching things on a fucking you know piece of uh cloth.

SPEAKER_06 3:10:05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:10:05

That those etchings, that's the fucking opening sequence of uh of the show.

SPEAKER_06 3:10:10

So it's like Damon and fucking or no uh aamed in like a pool of vagina blood. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. But also, I was like, why is bitch mom goes? Either way, Maseria catches them. Um thugs try to press forehead, and one act comes out and lands some juicers on all the thugs and saves forehead.

SPEAKER_02 3:10:33

Yeah, see, fucking this is what I'm saying. Fucking Amon's so fucking clean with the sword, man. He is and also like uh the actor, um he's the only one that had like a previous like a like a like um training with a sword because he was in the show Vikings, and like he's fucking like really good. That's why each I love the scenes where Eamon is fucking fighting with his sword because it looks so natural. Yeah, like you know, because like the guy already has prior experience because he was fighting with swords on a different show, and fucking like so it just looks really good, and also Eamon is supposed to be just as good as Demon with a sword, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:11:09

Just as good. The only thing that I think the show lacks, and maybe not lacks, but they show him only in like such short bursts, like yeah, yeah. I guess he's he kills like five dudes, fucks them all up one after another. I really wish, because like I mean, maybe maybe that's what's in written in the text, whatever, is that Eamon is more of a one-on-one combatant compared to like uh a war veteran.

SPEAKER_02 3:11:36

Yeah, like Damon fucking like literally fucking fucked up the Crab King. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 3:11:40

Damon can fuck up people. He fought a whole army by himself essentially on a battlefield. Yeah. Whereas Eamon can fuck up a couple dudes after another.

SPEAKER_02 3:11:48

But Eamon can do that. We don't see, but we know we know that Eamon can't do that.

SPEAKER_06 3:11:52

That's the thing, we don't know that. Well, we're gonna. In the show, we don't know that. So don't talk to me like I know that.

SPEAKER_02 3:11:59

It's it's it's alluded to. Every person he encounters, he cuts through like fucking butter. Fucking like he like just so clean. Just so clean. Yeah, because he was trained by Kristen Cole. He was fucking trained by Kristen Cole, who is legit, canonically the greatest swordsman in West Rose history.

SPEAKER_06 3:12:18

I mean, I'm not I won't I won't debate it, but I think it would be um whatever, who cares? But um him being a better sword okay, because him being an equal swordsman or veteran at the sword to Damon, to me at this point, would not make sense, considering we've seen him in three to four fights, and they've all been against two to five dudes. Yeah. Whereas Damon has been in the trenches on the field fucking dudes up for years.

SPEAKER_02 3:12:52

I think I think that's like kind of like what they're doing in the show, um, as well. Is like uh that's why fucking Eamon's like so like depressed, he can't find Vagar, is because like uh he feels like all of his power is like within Vagar. That's what I think that's what it is, that's where it is from. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:13:07

Every everything that Eamon has done in the show has been only with the power of the biggest dragon in the world.

SPEAKER_02 3:13:15

And right now, Alice is trying to remind Eamon to that you're more than just Vagar. You are more than that. Like you're you're you can be feared without your dragon.

SPEAKER_06 3:13:26

You know what's crazy that I see online the other day, and I was like, damn, that's oh that's too that's crazy. Alicent, his mom, the girl he's banging. His name's Alice. Alice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:13:39

I know, right? Come on, dude. Drop that giant talking.

SPEAKER_06 3:13:43

Come on, dude.

SPEAKER_02 3:13:45

Did you get that joke when it said drop the game?

SPEAKER_06 3:13:48

We're moving past it, though. We're we're leaving a bomb in the past. Okay, yeah. Aegon is discovered and stabs the homie in the belly. This is the one. This is actually episode six. I thought it was.

SPEAKER_02 3:14:01

Oh my god, dude. I didn't do my intro to episode six. No, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, we're still on five. Okay.

unknown 3:14:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:14:07

This is the very ending of episode five. Okay, where it's.

SPEAKER_06 3:14:10

Yeah, no, we're we're close. I got a couple more notes, but yeah, pretty much. So yeah, Aegon stab uh is discovered, stabs Hobie in the belly. Blacks discover Ormond has been killing gold cloaks and tagging the city up. Yes. Kristen Cole is on a suicide mission, bro.

SPEAKER_08 3:14:28

Oh, that's on episode six. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 3:14:30

This is the same one.

SPEAKER_08 3:14:31

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:14:32

He don't want no glory in life, just glory in death in battle. That's why that's what bad pussy can do to a man. Rainier and Allison fucked up my boy with that crazy snize. He's never going back.

SPEAKER_02 3:14:44

He's never going back home. He's on the fucking march. And also, we should mention that fucking uh what's his face? The high tower left Kristen Cole's campaign. He didn't want to be a part of it. You saw the madness in Kristen Cole's eyes. I am going back to Tumbleton. Yep. That's where we should go. You're talking about Glain. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:15:02

Allison Big Chest find the secret tunnels Reneer used to use to bang Damon the first time. Oh, that's I knew I recognized those tunnels.

SPEAKER_02 3:15:10

She used to sink to sneak around in the fucking tunnels.

SPEAKER_06 3:15:12

That's the that's where Amelia Alcock used to sneak around and sneak out and bang Damon the first time. Not just Damon, but fucking also Kristen Cole. Yeah, see? She lost her virginies. Sost of Virginia in those tunnels. She was a little slut, dude. She was.

SPEAKER_02 3:15:25

No, well, she lost her virginity out with Damon. No, she lost her virginity to Kristen Cole. Kristen Cole is the one that popped her cherry. No. Yeah, Kristen Cole is the one that popped her cherry. I'm not lying. Kristen Cole is the one that popped her cherry.

SPEAKER_06 3:15:36

Damon, Damon had it good then, obviously. Damon probably had that big dick. Why do you think she waited so long? She was like, I'm gonna marry you then, bitch. Yeah. You fucking gave me that big dick.

SPEAKER_02 3:15:45

Well, because like the night, the night her and Damon Damon were supposed to fuck at the fucking at that bar, she's so horned up, she goes back and she fucks Kristen Cole in the same episode. She loses the virginity to him instead of.

SPEAKER_06 3:15:56

And then she bangs Damon the next episode that has to be.

SPEAKER_02 3:15:58

Pretty sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:15:59

It's gotta be close, dude.

SPEAKER_02 3:16:00

It's very close. Yeah. Oh, BonerCheck. Yeah, that's like pretty. She like literally fucking like wet and they got all she's like all horned up, moist and billing. Boner check!

SPEAKER_06 3:16:09

Oh, got it. I know. Easy done. Okay, so Orman kills a bunch of Damon's gold cloaks with a sign that says a feast for traitors. He finds them. Damon's looking for Sir Luther.

SPEAKER_02 3:16:22

Yep. Looking for Sir Luther. The guy that the guy at the head of his gold cloaks is looking for them, and he fucking finds them. They're all fucking like legit stabbed up, fucking dismembered. Throat slit. And it kind of looks like the like The Last Supper. It resembled the Last Supper. I was like, shout out Jesus. I was like, dude. Shout out Luther was Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 3:16:45

Stop, dude.

SPEAKER_02 3:16:48

He was fucking Jesus, bro.

SPEAKER_04 3:16:50

No.

SPEAKER_02 3:16:51

No, it definitely wasn't. I like how like how the imagery it resembled the thing. Yeah, it's good. I agree with that screen. The Last Supper definitely definitely did.

SPEAKER_06 3:16:59

It was like it was it was in this universe. Yeah. Leonardo da Vinci existed. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:17:06

And they took reference from him. Yeah. Dude. Well, dude, like every every single piece of art takes fucking uh pieces from other art. And I I like how fucking they just like, you know, they took a piece of art and they fucking like made a very powerful image. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I'm just I'm just joking around. I know you are, but I'm also, you know.

SPEAKER_06 3:17:26

Yeah, no, it's great. Mid to good episode. Just want to smash Helena more, I think. 7.2. Mmm, okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:17:34

I give this episode, you know, around around there, I give it a 7 7.5. 7.5 for me. Guess what? Hey, guys, guess what time it is? It's 5.10. 510 a.m. And also, it's fucking we're at seven hours and twenty minutes. Holy fucking shit.

SPEAKER_06 3:17:53

This is the longest we've ever recorded in our lives. None of it is usable. Anyways, have a good night, y'all. It's bad.

SPEAKER_02 3:18:01

Love y'all. It's bad. It's bad.