SS88
Satchel & Steve talk for 8 minutes at 8am.
SS88
A new dimension opens
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S & S get beamed into a new plane of existence
Hello.
SPEAKER_02Dude. Dude. Dude, uh, I'm making a podcast inside of a podcast.
SPEAKER_00Bro. Bro. So so you guys hold on, hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_01I gotta go turn off a fan. But listen, I when when you called, I heard a recording that said this call will be recorded. Yeah, it's recording. But but wait, you're you're recording it? Oh, okay. Now okay, I understand what's going on. So you're recording it, you're in charge of uploading it, and then um Gator here is recording for the other podcast. There's so much going on. Yes. Now yes, I got it now. It took yeah, it took a minute, but uh I finally wrapped my head around it.
SPEAKER_00Slice burger, slice bird. But this is how things start getting confusing because nobody knows in SS88, nobody knows who Gator is.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's right. I'm I'm like we're separately transcending to another dimension.
SPEAKER_00So this is true SS88 in like 4D or some other dimension. Right, I mean satchel, not here.
SPEAKER_02Well, the the other thing is, is like I have this other name Steve that I had before Satchel. So not only do I have Satchel and Steve and Gator, I had you know I have those three names, and then uh and I had told I had told Steve, I had said, Hey man, my buddy Steve is in town, so call up and then we'll call Steve. But Steve, just when he thought he couldn't get any more confusing, there's another Steve. There's another Steve, and so but Steve couldn't do it today, so then it was we're trying to get our podcast um number one podcast for people for all those listeners on the SS88 feed. Uh, we're trying to get our podcast done a little early today.
SPEAKER_01So we're doing the podcast, and then we thought, wow, what if we did a podcast inside of a podcast? You're killing the proverbial bird with the proverbial, no, it the proverbial stone that kills two birds is what I meant to say. You're killing two birds with one stone. Yeah, I am. All right, anyway, Steve, what's up?
SPEAKER_00I I I'm just so confused. I'm just I'm just I'm very confused because here's the other thing. Number one podcast for people doesn't know me. I'm not Steve. There's no Steve in number one podcast for people, as far as I'm concerned. I'm I'm the artist for the one.
SPEAKER_02No, they know you because you oh you oh because you're donkey. They know him by his nickname.
SPEAKER_00I'm the art I'm the artist formerly known as Donkey.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but that was a uh placeholder name because now we found you a new name.
SPEAKER_01Steve, your actual name.
SPEAKER_02Laser beam. Laser beam? Yeah, that was the new name we came up with because you like that better than Donkey.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, donkeys. I can be both those things, I guess.
SPEAKER_02I think you should just be Laser Beam for number one podcast. You could be laser beam.
SPEAKER_00Laser and then laser for short. That sounds cooler. That sounds cooler. How'd you get your name Satchel? Why'd you change your name to Satchel? What's wrong with Steve? Steve's a cool name.
SPEAKER_02Steve's a great name, isn't it? I'm friends with people named Steve because we have such in common that somebody has been uttering these this one awesome you know syllable their whole life at them. Steve, Steve, Steve. It's got the S and the T in the beginning. It's got that cool V in it.
SPEAKER_00It's gotta have the V. It can't have the PH.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, true. Well, then it would be Steph. Stephen.
SPEAKER_00Well, I know there's there's some Stevens that that spell their names pH.
SPEAKER_02Well, mine's mine my name is spelled with a pH. It is? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you're a PH Steve? But I can still be you can shorten Steven with a PH to Steve with a V. No.
SPEAKER_00You can't. There's two names. There's Stephen, Steve, and there's Stephen Stefan with a PH.
SPEAKER_02Do you know that people in the in the when I call like you know, some sort of a phone line about something and they see my name on the screen, they'll say Stefan a lot of times. And I'm like, no, it's Steven. It's not Stefan.
SPEAKER_00That would be S here's that's that's not. We can we're gonna call the other Stephen figure this out. But there's that noise again. I know.
SPEAKER_02There's that sound. It's like around five minutes. Here's the thing. We need that you get to the bottom of it. I'll figure it out.
SPEAKER_00I'll figure it out. Don't don't don't don't you have doesn't number one podcaster people have that have your a buddy that's like the tech guy that gives you a few.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the guy named Jared.
SPEAKER_02Jared.
SPEAKER_00So Jared have Jared figure it out. So Jared Jared on the case.
SPEAKER_02Jared, every time during SS88 podcast, when we're halfway through, there's a little a little and we don't know what that is. And I think it's from his iPhone.
SPEAKER_00I've already been on my phone. But here's the thing, Stefan, with a PH. You are you you you are like breaking the rules because you're a PH Stefan, Steven, but you Stefan would be A-N at the end.
SPEAKER_02I have E N. It's Steven. It's how you pronounce S-D-E-P-H-E N, you pronounce Steven, donkey.
SPEAKER_00I thought it was laser beam.
SPEAKER_02It will be laser beam when you say smart things.
SPEAKER_00Well, all I know is the V the V Steves are the cooler V Steves. The PH Steves are the less cool.
SPEAKER_02No, the PH Steve is the Steve Steve. You're trying to like he's right, right? So you're trying to like No, I think that the Steve and with the PH is more sophisticated.
SPEAKER_00No, you're trying to like how do you spell sophisticated? I don't know with the pH, probably. There's a PH.
SPEAKER_02Sophisticated.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, what so what have you guys been talking about? Well, see, number one podcast for people, you guys talk about things. SS88, we don't, we just we just we just blab our mouth and hopefully words come out somehow.
SPEAKER_01We do talking too.
SPEAKER_02We do uh yeah, we do talking, and I think on SS88 we do talking. Yeah, you guys talk about what you call your grandparents, for example. Yeah, which was a topic I really enjoyed. He uh he's been listening to he's listened to three of them.
SPEAKER_00Well, good slice burger. That's good, that's a good thing. So, how far into number one podcast are you guys?
SPEAKER_0215 minutes. Yeah, it sounds about right.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Up two and a half hours. All right. Well, what and what are you gonna talk about? SS88 people, honestly, they don't have an hour and a half. So you like is there like a short version of number one podcast that you guys like make it 15 minutes? Because SS88 people, they're busy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they they they in eight minutes that's like a that's pushing it already.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's yeah, they're busy.
SPEAKER_02Um the thing to do is listen to it um while you're trying to go to sleep, and it'll put you right to sleep.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's good. So SS88 wakes you up in the morning, and number one podcast for people put you to sleep at the end of the day.
SPEAKER_02That's really good, Steve. There you go.
SPEAKER_00Good one.
SPEAKER_02That's it, buddy.
SPEAKER_00I like that. Boy, we boy, we really didn't talk about anything this time.
SPEAKER_02Our our listeners we talked, we we look, we're three men having um, you know, uh male friendship. Right, we are it's all about bro time, bro time.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I guess I guess we did we did clear something up that uh V Steves are coolest.
SPEAKER_02Didn't did you did your daughter Ava did she tell you not to be mean to me or to be mean to me? Oh, that's right. Well, but she said don't be mean to me.
SPEAKER_00That's right.
SPEAKER_02You were being mean to me because I didn't come up here, I couldn't make it up here for that barbecue on the fourth of July, and you were like, Oh yeah, everything's gonna that's the worst. Like it's terrible. You're a terrible person.
SPEAKER_00Well, and we're gonna have to end on that because that's the that's the show.
