SS88

Tag lines and Dadvice

Satchel and Steve Season 1 Episode 20

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SS 88 needs a tagline and S & S create a new word

SPEAKER_00

Domino's pizza, would you like to try our new cheesy bread? So here's here's I think we need a tagline. I've been thinking about this.

SPEAKER_01

We need a tagline. Yeah, I I came up with one. Did you like mine?

SPEAKER_00

What was yours?

SPEAKER_01

Um it we're getting we're we'll get good tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00

We'll get yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

We'll get good tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean when we when we launch this podcast eventually um we need we what's your tagline? What's your tagline? I've been writing a couple down. Here's a couple I I've been thinking about a couple. So here so SS88. The lowest of the low.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, bottom 100? But how about just bottom bottom 100?

SPEAKER_00

Or or SS88. Ain't nothing going on but the rent. But the what? But the rent. Ain't nothing going on but the rent.

SPEAKER_02

I don't really, I don't really get that one.

SPEAKER_00

It's so funny. It's like next level comedy. So I could understand maybe if if it didn't land. Yeah, it didn't land. That one didn't land. I like bottom 100. I didn't say bottom 100. I said lowest of the low. I know, I don't like that one. So you think so just SS88, bottom 100?

SPEAKER_02

I think SS88 will get good tomorrow. Hmm. I think we can. Let's keep thinking about it. We don't have to figure it out today. We only have eight minutes.

SPEAKER_00

I think we gotta workshop this.

SPEAKER_02

Let's workshop it. Not again, not like, yeah, let's keep workshopping it.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe maybe our our our our fans can come up with some ideas.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, I like I like I kind of like dad gold. Um dad gold, yeah. Was it dad gold or dad jokes? Dad gold. It was something about dad gold. Yeah. That makes a little sense.

SPEAKER_02

What what is what it's Monday? What are you doing today? You going to work? What are you making coffee? Looking at spiders, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00

All the things. I'm gonna be bringing work home. Um, working from home, looking at spiders, spieders. Um, oh hey, speaking of, I finally have that list. You know, I kept telling you the Sadie list. Oh, good. Yeah, share it with me. I finally have it. I finally, and I'm gonna do it kind of in reverse order. So all right, here we go. The Sadie list. What does reverse order mean? Well, I'm gonna of like most obscure to the ones we use all the time. Okay, gotcha.

SPEAKER_02

Oh wait, maybe I wait, I gotta, it's in I didn't I like how you work on this stuff like homework, like you do stuff like for homework. I like how you do that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I mean, of course, what else? What else?

SPEAKER_02

Come up with taglines, you work on your list. Like that's called planning. You know that, don't you?

SPEAKER_00

I know something you need help with. It's called planning and preparation. Here we go. All right, disincluded, disincluded, which is instead of excluded. Yeah, I know where yeah, okay. Disincluded, attention attention, which is uh you're always at attention. You're attention. Okay, okay, um, knowledgement. If you have you have knowledgement, um she would always say she would always say quote to quote, which makes more sense than quote unquote. Like quote to quote.

SPEAKER_02

Quote to quote. Yeah, I like that one. That's good.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, complementation, uh which is a compilation. It's complimentation. A mush pot instead of a mosh pit. Um trapeze, she would say trapeze instead of traits. Um this is one of our our our our our most fun growth sperm. She would have growth, she would have growth sperms instead of a growth spurt. Yeah. Um long cut.

SPEAKER_02

Archie Archie Bunker one time he said, Yeah, I just thought of that on a sperm at a moment. You know how he would get things wrong. I loved Archie Bunker because he would get those things wrong.

SPEAKER_00

I wasn't allowed to watch Archie Archie Bunker. Um, long cut, opposite of shortcut. Um she gracious users as grateful. Hmm. I don't I don't know that one. Um I don't know how that one is explained. And then here's the ones that we we basically use all the time. Um is nothing's boring. It's Boeing. Boeing? It's Boeing. And and we we use that word now. We don't say boring, we say it's Boeing. All right. Yeah. Like the airplane. Like you like Boeing, yep. Yep, exactly. And there was one more that one one more I've I lost track of. But anyway, so there's the list, Boeing.

SPEAKER_02

I got I got some uh another I got one that we use. So when you when you go into your drawer looking for a battery, yeah. You know, have you ever seen like you have a like a pack of double A's or a pack of triple A's? Yep. But sometimes you have batteries that aren't in the pack. Yep. Those are called floaters.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_02

You so if you put them in a something and they don't work, you're like, well, they were just floaters. Like sometimes somebody might take a battery out and not want to throw it away, and so they put it in a drawer, like a junk drawer. Right. And then it becomes a floater, which may or may not work. You can't guarantee that a floater is gonna work. Out of a pack, it's gonna work, but a floater, right? You don't know, you know.

SPEAKER_00

I always thought I always thought that junk drawers were amazing. It's an amazing look into a family. Oh, yeah. I think everyone should just open their junk drawer, take a photo of it, and just share it with the world and let other people analyze the family based on the junk drawer.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you know, I like that idea.

SPEAKER_00

So you'd have you'd have floaters in there.

SPEAKER_02

I have floaters, but Caroline cleans out the junk drawer every 10 years, whether it needs it or not. Oh, yeah. So sometimes, you know, you might get to a point where that it's all organized. But then I my desk drawer in my office, which I hardly ever go to because I don't like to sit at a desk. And then, but if I ever go in there and and I do, but then I have a desk drawer, whoo, it's bad, bro. It's bad in that desk drawer. Stickers, keys. I got keys to every house in the in the whole country, probably in there. I got so many keys, I don't know what keys go to.

SPEAKER_00

I've got keys, yes. Yes, my keyring has uh probably half of the keys. I have no clue what they are, but you need to keep them. You never know. You never know.

SPEAKER_02

I think this daggold right here. I think SS88. Is is it's it's uh we need a word in front of Dagold.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I came up with a new word. We're gonna invent a new word right now. You know, I don't know real words, so I have to make up my own word, like like babies do. Um, like like like Silas did for um money.

SPEAKER_02

Minka.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So here's my new word. It's it's you just ship dead well that that's kids know what ship means. You ship dad and advice to dad vice.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I've been using that one for a long time, bro.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, dad ice.

SPEAKER_02

I'm always giving K to dad ice. Dad Vice, you uh Yeah, it's a portmanteau.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Well, we both invented it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we both invented it in our own separate silos. That's pretty cool.