Adella Tells Stories About Tanner, Derek Is Always At Fault

A dirty joke turns into a full-on hangout where we accidentally cover half of modern life: weight loss pressure, AI hype, relationship lore, and the kind of unfiltered bathroom talk that probably should’ve stayed off-mic. We’re joined by Adela, and within minutes we’re debating dieting math, water weight, and why the scale can drop fast at the start even when fat loss doesn’t move that quickly.

Then we jump straight into the tech argument we can’t stop having: data centers, AI data centers, local moratoriums, and the bigger fear underneath it all. We talk about automation, job loss, and why we still use tools like ChatGPT anyway, especially for marketing and content that used to take a whole team. It’s funny, but it’s also real, because this stuff is already changing how work gets done.

From there it’s pure story time: saving a half-dead, grease-covered bird at work, the coworker who played Cupid and pushed our relationship into existence, and the Temu dirt bike moment that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Yes, we blew it up. Yes, we forgot the oil mix. And yes, we’re still stubborn enough to turn it into a long-form Temu review and repair video, plus more builds that actually involve Derek showing up.

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Transcript

Cold Open Banter

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 0:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

So basically, Tanner has big balls. I'm here to confirm that.

SPEAKER_04 0:10

That's how we're starting this?

SPEAKER_01 0:12

I'm here to confirm that he does have big balls.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Did he bruise your chin?

SPEAKER_01 0:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 0:23

I'm gonna recuse myself from this episode.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

They do hang low and they do wobble to and fro.

SPEAKER_04 0:30

Okay, so they're saggy. They're not big, they're saggy. What you're getting at.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

They're also big.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

Okay. Alright. Since we're just gonna throw my balls out the right way, I am get starting to get concerned.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

I did not know that.

SPEAKER_04 0:46

Because starting to hurt. Pugs them just right the other night and it hurt a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

You did not tell me that.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

No, no. Maybe you don't get labeled. They might just be really sensitive because they're so big. They might just be really, really sensitive.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

That's probably because there's too much.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Anyways, this is my lovely girlfriend Adela, and everyone knows HD. If you don't know, HD's his new name. He's heavy duty. He's fat. Says you.

Dieting Weight Loss And Goals

SPEAKER_04 1:17

So we should have had GoPros at work about. I have a smaller belly than Tanner. How long ago was that? Gavin says I have a bigger belly.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

You do.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

But I am a chubby taster, so I like it.

SPEAKER_04 1:32

Wow. Oh damn. Sorry, Tanner. I but I I'm working on it. I ate like four GUI backboard without losing it.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

You're doing a good job. She told him about it?

SPEAKER_04 1:46

I don't know, a little bit. She didn't believe me, so I I wait 238 right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

What did you start out as two weeks ago?

SPEAKER_04 1:56

255 or 53. I've lost over 15 pounds. But I want to be 235 by the end of like when I come home Saturday or Saturday morning when I wake up. So Sunday I can eat, eat, and eat, you know, like 2,000 calories. My my diet, my deficit is 1500 at max a day. So like I want to have one cheat day. She's like, there is no way you're gonna do that. I lost a pound from yesterday to this morning. And I did that, I've done that every day for like the last little bit.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Fat does not burn that quickly.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

I'm just losing weight. Because like when you first start dieting, lots of it is you just don't have that food like in your system. This is bloat.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

And yeah, I think he already lost that because that first week you dropped like a lot.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

Because like I fluctuate like eight pounds depending on what time I weigh myself. I've consistently lost weight every day. You fluctuate like four pounds. Yeah. Usually before, like not dieting, but now dieting, I've consistently have dropped. Unless we go to the fair and I eat a fucking many donuts.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

You're gonna have a six-pack when we go to Florida? No.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

That's his goal. No, it's not. Whatever. That's like basically a six-pack.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

No. Yeah. I would take a lot. Because that's what I got down to 185 or whatever it was at the lowest. I still have fat on myself. I'd like by my mom's wedding. My goal is by her wedding 225. So that way I can drink my way back up to 230.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

And then what's your goal for Florida?

SPEAKER_04 3:47

I don't know. I don't really have a goal for Florida. I'm just gonna die until like stay in the deficit until then.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Well, if you stay in the deficit, you're gonna continue to lose weight.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

So But I'm not gonna be as strict, probably as long. Like if I hit 225, I'm gonna stay like four days a week, I'll do a deficit, and then like three days a week, I'll be a fat ass. And I'll probably just maintain at that point. So I'll probably just stay. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

And then you're gonna have to go on like a a deficit again after Florida.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Yeah, maybe, yeah. We'll see how it feels. Like, what's the New Year's resolution? It depends on how much the GLP1s keep costing.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

I want GLP1.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

Yeah, I'm on a GP GLP1. It's called Shred.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Is that that's not GLP1?

SPEAKER_04 4:36

That's not an actual GLP1. You've heard of it? Yeah, I looked it up because he was talking about it. I've caught a lot of people off guard by calling it a GLP1. Like that's what I call it. I mean, isn't it pretty much just like caffeine and mushrooms? It's pretty much caffeine and vitamins and shit that are like known to support like immune system and weighing. Increase your appetite. Yeah, it's just vitamins and stuff. So it's GLP1. AI. Those AI commercials that you see on Facebook of the fat guy going to work. That's how I got hungry comes home and sleeps, and then like a month later, he's skinny playing catch with his cat. Did I go to that? Or did you know I'm just seeing that? That is how I got tripped.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

He saw one of those AI apps.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

She did not respect it, but it was old man comes home from work. Little man wants to play ball. Dad's too fat, wants to drink beer, wife goes to bed, dad just passes out, and then you know, feels like shit, goes to work the next day, feels like shit some more, then goes to the bar, meets his buddy Tim. Tim lost a bunch of weight. Dad asks how he did it, and then gets on tread. One a day. And you know what?

AI Supplements And Data Center Debate

SPEAKER_04 5:50

That is right there is the reason we need data centers. I know. That's why you're pro-data center.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

I'm probably just posted something today about it.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

I don't get me started, okay?

SPEAKER_02 6:03

I just want to get you started.

SPEAKER_04 6:04

Derek and I have been arguing. I mean, and if he wants to continue this fight, we can. It was getting pretty mean earlier, though. Like we had it. I told him to go home and shower.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

Yeah, you're pretty sets, Debbie. You couldn't take the heat.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

He's not for data centers. Yeah. We're doing a podcast right now.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

We're gonna store this in China. The whole premise of this is data centers. It's impossible. We're gonna start podcasting data centers in China. We don't need them here. So you want China to own us? I mean, I'd probably do it. Oh yeah, yeah. Screw it. All those videos that you sent in scroll, like Oh, Derek's a marketplace guy. Marketplace.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

He just Facebook reacts.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

Facebook uses Facebook does use data centers. But there's our I don't know how much this was like a 10-second Google research project. But there's our like standard data centers, and there's still a lot of stack data centers. The new things that everyone's so against are like the AI, like the AI, but what they're not specifically saying. 90% of the population that's bitching about data centers are just saying data centers. Yeah. There is a difference between AI data centers and data centers, like regular data centers.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

So is it actually in Poe County? Is it actual AI data centers or is it?

SPEAKER_04 7:36

They don't even have plans of building one yet. They're making this moratorium thing to basically put in laws so that they like are governed. You know, they can't just build a data center and do whatever they want. They have to follow guidelines. That's what they're doing right now in our county. But they wanna as far as I can tell, there is no proposed plan of any data center. But AI, I love AI. I'm still for it. And I don't want China to have better AI than us.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

He was just using ChatGBT like 10 minutes ago. And the worst part about it is he doesn't like just use it once. He'll need to get whatever he's wanting to generate perfect, and he'll just keep putting in like yeah, I change this, add this, delete this.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

I don't care about the ecosystem.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

He literally bought like the unlimited Chat GPT. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:45

Because I'm the marketing team for our company we work for.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

I literally am.

SPEAKER_04 8:50

You get like five free like yeah, but you can't make them perfect if you just use the free chat GPT.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

If you got really descriptive the first time, it's getting better now.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

Now I normally only have to do like two or three generations. So could I stay in the free, yeah, but I'm paying because I support AI. I just love it. Okay. So the ads I create for where we work, I do that in five minutes. That used to take a team of people a whole day. I I think it's the greatest thing ever. We're wiping out non-essential jobs, and you know what? People can get pissed off about it if you want. But and we're opening up the job pool for jobs that actually need to be done that these lazy fuckers don't want to do with AI. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. More people are gonna have to do your job, your style job, labor, because their job's gonna get wiped away with AI. And they'll I won't have a job. No, but then they'll understand the pain and suffering you go through every day. Okay, I will admit, the amount of job losses that are gonna come from this is scary, but I think AI is actually really useful. There is good uses for it, but yeah, but is it really worth building a big ass data center in a field to have that on your wall?

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

We do so much damage to the earth as it is. Why why data centers of all things?

SPEAKER_04 10:32

I don't let her. Is that true? I don't think he does. Only thing I've ever littered is beer cans. They should make it legal to have open beers in your truck. Birds build nests out of them.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Birds get their heads stuck in them. No.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

I worked with a guy one time and if you're that stupid to shove your head in a beer can, you deserve to die. It's kind of like the penguins with the six-pack rings. It's like, if you really thought it was a good idea to swim through. Penguins with a turtles. Turtles. Let's say I don't know about a penguin. That'd be kind of tricky. Really? Uh isn't that like happy feet? Doesn't one get a six-pack ring? You've watched all these no movies, no good movies, but you watch Happy Feet of all movies. Right, penguins are my topics.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

I keep talking about that too. Like you love that movie.

SPEAKER_04 11:20

Happy Feet? I love and hate it. It's kind of dumb, but I always like when they land in the little helicopter and the guy's waving at the penguin. That's my favorite part of the whole movie. I don't know that. Huh? You've never seen Happy Feet?

SPEAKER_01 11:33

I have, but I wasn't like Happy Feet is in that boat somewhere. Yeah, I know we went through it.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Every time we're at me, I were looking for rocks, and I get the rocks and bring them over to her. I feel like a penguin just gave the rock. I found a pretty rock for you. Pretty bird? Pretty bird. Derek's pretty bird. I'm mad my bird died. Oh

Work Stories And The Bird Rescue

SPEAKER_04 11:55

yeah, I didn't tell you about this. Derek and Gavin found a half-dead bird at work.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Half dead.

SPEAKER_04 12:03

Like it was covered in grease and it couldn't stand. It looked like it got like smudge, but it didn't. Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Did you kill it?

SPEAKER_04 12:12

No, we washed off with some water.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Did you use the don't you sell like a little duckies in the street?

SPEAKER_04 12:17

No, we just used straight water. Yeah, and then we gave it water and feed it or uh give it water through a bottle cap, like to fill the kitchen.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

So why did you not like record this?

SPEAKER_04 12:26

And then we crush up flies and feed it flies. And it got like within a half hour, it was up dancing around, pooping, flapping its wings. And then neither one of us wanted to bring it home, so we put it somewhere safe for the night. And yeah, it was dead. Did something eat it or did it just die and that's the one? Oh yeah, it was that it died. I don't know if it was gone or if it because it would be funny if the cat were home there came up and ate the damn thing. Poor bird. I can't believe you were soft enough to try to save a bird. It was more fun than working. Typical for you. Uh you made me stay late tonight. Yeah. For good reason. Your day will be that much better tomorrow. Oh. He never understands this. No, that's what you say. But then I finally learned that you stay late and clean them up. Then there's just a new shitty load there in the morning. I'm just trying to be helpful, Derek. We had a lot of fun. We did. Yeah. Did you know? That God gave Derek a second chance, but he fucked up. We discovered that tonight. And then I'm a fat angel. Yeah, Dan is the fattest angel. I'm the fattest angel. I came to save Derek. Unless you had to come in a helicopter because that's why I left the UNZO. Then I told him he was so fad that the flight nurse had to stay with him so they could fly him in the cities. Gavin thought it was the funniest thing ever. And we should have got that video because I wish everyone had a sense of humor like Gavin, because he thinks we're the funniest people in the world. We can make him cry laughing just by and like we could not replicate that again if we tried. It just happens. We need to record one of our bickering matches. I told him to record it, but he was laughing so hard that he didn't even pull out his phone.

SPEAKER_05 14:37

You got something

Our Relationship Origin Story

SPEAKER_05 14:38

you want to say. No. Why not? You're the guest. You're supposed to help us out.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Well, I like wanted to hear like we heard like Derek and Remy's story. I want I want like you to tell our story.

SPEAKER_04 14:58

Remy told their story, so you gotta tell our story. That's your you gotta you gotta get the life story.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

I want to hear you say it.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

Alec with his cupid arrow. Yeah. I said you were way too hot for me. And that you were just you're on the fire department, so I'm like, guys, she's one of us. I'm not I'm not pursuing her. Like I'm gonna be your friend. I didn't I I told Derek the same thing. I have God is my witness. And then Alec just, I swear he's just cupid arrowing it.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Phew, dude, Alec was he was playing both of us, though.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

He was telling me, like, you gotta chase her, and then she he was telling her, like, you gotta go after him.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

It was just it was constantly like getting videos and pictures of Tanner from Alec. Like, go out on a date with him. He needs a girlfriend.

SPEAKER_04 15:58

Yeah, and and it was the same conversation with him every day, all day.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

Like, it's just and every day I just keep on telling him. Like, no, she's one of us, Alec. But like eventually, like I eventually he called me a fucking pussy.

SPEAKER_03 16:19

That's what changed it. He said, if you don't ask her out, you're a pussy. So I said, Alright, what the fuck do I gotta lose? Look like a fucking idiot? So I did.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

And be stuck with me on the department forever.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Yeah, literally. So I'm like, alright, fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 16:33

So I did. And she said yes. And then that was supposed to be like later, like a week from that day. And then you didn't have anyone to go hunting with. And Alex set that up too, and next thing you know, we're racing out of work to go set up a blind on my land. So you'd go hunting.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

Yeah. And the rest was history.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

Yeah, we didn't We didn't like say goodbye that night until like 2 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

And you had to get up early the next day.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

And then I gave you the open invite to come over because I felt bad for you. We were you were loyal. You kept saying how lonely you were. I'm like, well, you can come over and watch TV at my house if you want. And then you came over and you spent the night too. And I was like, like, remember? I was like ways away from you.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Yeah, you were scared of me.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Yeah, I remember the next morning because I was up north.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Call from Terry. You'll never get what spent the night at my house. Yeah. I was fucking, I was like, I don't know. Like, I'm like, I we kind of both fell asleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night, and I'm like, oh shit, she's still here? Does she mean to still be here?

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Like I really didn't. Like, I like wanted to go home because I didn't feed my cats. I mean, they had food, but like I didn't I meant to go home to give them wet food because I get wet food every night. And I don't know. I just fell asleep and I didn't wake up. Like I think I I probably would have left if I woke up in the middle of the night because I would have felt awkward. But I didn't wake up until you went to work the next morning.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Yeah. It was awkward at the start. No, it's normal. What? Our relationship.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

Oh yeah. I did it. Well, it kind of you you skipped the part about how you hired me to clean your house.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Oh yeah. Yeah. Hired a deep clean the house.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

And then I cleaned and then ended up spending the evening here, right?

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Another time, yeah. We just watched TV and the first time you spent the night, I don't think you cleaned. You just came over to hang out.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Yeah, you were already home from work.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

You just came over to hang out and watch TV.

Bathroom Habits And Couple Oversharing

SPEAKER_04 19:10

The next night. I don't know if it was the next next night, but in like a short span, you came over and then you spent the night again.

SPEAKER_02 19:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:19

That was kind of all it wrong. And now we found out I have big balls.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

Yeah. And apparently they hurt when he touches them, which he didn't have to do.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Not all the time.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Did you like it too rough or yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

I don't want to be frisky with yourself. I don't want to know. I don't want to say on the pot. This is the one thing I don't want to say on the air, but oh I I can't. Tell me. No, tell me.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Tell me. Yes, I do. What about it?

SPEAKER_04 19:59

That's when I felt it hurt.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

What did she bite him? Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

No.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

Suck out him?

SPEAKER_01 20:06

No.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

He poked me.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

Gurgle him.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

I guess I was the one that poked and it hurt you.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Oh. Why'd you poke his balls?

SPEAKER_01 20:15

Because I was tickling him.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

You messed his butt hole.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

He's been farting nasty. I don't want to be next to his.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

I have not been farting nasty.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

Yes, you have.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

This past weekend?

SPEAKER_04 20:29

I am canceling our plane tickets. You want to smell farting nasty? We're driving to Florida with Derek.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

I'll get enough of it. Like, I'll probably smell it from the front of the plane.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Okay, I will give you props if you can gas out the plane.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

That dude.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

I'm just gonna eat the raunchiest food I can before we go. I can't even believe the other day when I ate small fish for three meals in a row. I didn't have math. Really?

SPEAKER_01 21:00

You were pretty nasty this weekend.

SPEAKER_04 21:02

Well, I haven't really ate greasy fish.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

It was after the fair food, I think. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

I told you my gut felt like a fucking rock after that.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

And then was it last night? You won't want to shit your pants because we were playing Vado games, and all of a sudden, when he runs out, and he's like, the moment his ass hits the toilet, it's like and I'm like, god damn.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

You act like girls don't do the same thing. I think women rack shitters worse than people. 100%. 100%.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

If you know this true, it's not a normal thing though, like you guys. Like, we'll have like maybe I think it's just guys we'll have like five episodes a year where it's like we're destroying the shitter. But otherwise, we're just constipated.

SPEAKER_04 21:57

It's because you guys are scared to poop, so you hold it. The time.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

That's the problem. Guys just fucking let it go.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

I only I'm lucky if I poop once a day now. More than that, it's good. I diet and I don't poop often. I like miss pooping. Me too. Pooping is like I don't like the pooping part, but like just sitting on a toe on my phone.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

You just like the wiping part?

SPEAKER_04 22:23

No. Oh yeah, he does. I don't wipe.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

He likes turning around and looking at it.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

When your finger pokes through. I don't wipe. Wipe. Did you know though if you wipe your parts don't smell as bad? My brother taught me that. Probably didn't need to wipe today after the fucking all the sweat in your ass crack. Oh no. Probably just like a shower.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

It's a like built-in bidet.

unknown 22:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

I'm always scared of that when I wear shorts. I'm like, I hope I wipe good enough that the sweat running down my legs ain't bro. I think because the sweat comes right down the butt crack. I think the only thing I get scared of wiping wise is like, you know, sometimes you can have like a little poop crown above your butt crack. You ever get that? Yeah, like where if you wipe one way you think it's clean, then you wipe the other way, and it's like, fuck, it's dirty again. Yeah, I'm scared of wearing like doing that, and then like bending over, and you know, like you can see your ass cracking, you can see like some poop.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

So the thing about the finger going through the toilet paper, like I've never had that happen to me. Has that happened to you guys?

SPEAKER_00 23:40

No.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

Uh I've had on the cheap on the cheap toilet paper, you can't like it doesn't go like right through. Like, you have to admit that sometimes with the cheap toilet paper, like it'll grab through.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

You just don't stockpile that shit enough. Like, you gotta like layer that.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

How do you do your okay? How do you guys do your toilet paper? Are you folding it? No, I don't do our. I like hook it like this, wrap a few times around my hand, pull a bunch out. So you wrap it. Oh, so you're like Yeah, you just get that shovel action going on. But you wrap your hand. I think so. Okay, maybe I'm the weird one. And you kind of like wrap a pinch out. You kind of just like bunch it together and then rip it off and then sh like sit there and keep folding it.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

He'll triple fold it.

SPEAKER_04 24:30

So I do it similar to that. Like I'll fold it like every time I put it. Yeah, but I don't wrap it around my hand. It starts off in a ball. I don't think I fold it. I guess I'd have to pay attention.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

How many times do you fold it?

SPEAKER_04 24:44

I think I wrap it. Then I like take it off and have like a ball that's wrapped, wipe, and then I have like the tail hanging off of it, and I fold the tail over, wipe, fold the tail over, wipe, fold the tail over.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

You you fold it more than once?

SPEAKER_04 24:59

Probably like ten times. I thought you were bad.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

He would have a tail, like a toilet paper tail.

SPEAKER_04 25:07

You leave the you know, toilet paper paper. So you don't rip it off your hand wiping.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Rip it off. I'm just fucking using the roll. Like a cartoon.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

No, but I mean is like you wrap it around your hand. So I wrap something around. How do you have a tail? Because I wrap something around my hand, then I pull a bunch out. So I have like a tail so that way I can fold it up. So everyone, what we just figured out is everyone wipes their ass differently. Are you sitting or standing? Sitting. Sitting.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

He's like a partial. He'll like he'll like like a few.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

I'm fucking fat. I can't like do the reach on it or nothing. You stand. I do half and half. I start sitting and then I give her one or two standing just to make I make sure I get it from both angles. I would say that's fair, yeah. Okay. When I was a kid, I used to always stand. I no one ever taught me how to wipe my ass.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

I think I always stood as a kid.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

And so I always stand, and then all of a sudden someone's like, making fun of someone else for standing while they're wiping their ass. And I'm like, wait, you don't do that? I didn't say that. But then I grasped the concept that people sit down and wipe their ass. But now I would say I'm kind of like you. I kind of do the whole reach back, and then when I'm done, I grab a little bit more and just do a quick touch up to make it.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

So do you have to like wipe down the toilet? I feared on fitting.

SPEAKER_04 26:31

No. What?

SPEAKER_01 26:33

He like has to like wipe the fucking hair all over you.

SPEAKER_04 26:36

It's like ass hairs. What you shit on the room? Oh, it's ass hair.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

You know, like like the like behind the lid, there's that little the crevice.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

Like the hinges?

SPEAKER_01 26:48

Yeah. He doesn't ever wipe that. So like you'll see all of his like ass hairs and dirt. But like after like the round, like right there where his ass is, he has to wipe it because he gets like stuff all over it. Oh shit. It's no, it's not shit. It's hair and dirt. It's after working.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Yeah, I guess after work, sometimes I have to. Oh, every time I shit, I have asterisk on the toilet. Every time.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

He could be freshly, like freshly showered, go to take a shit, and he'd still have to wipe the toilet.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

I have asters. Like the inside of my butthole, like my butthole itself, not the ass cheeks. My butthole is very, very hairy.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

So like that poop coming out's moving stuff around.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

How it just gets everywhere. I'm assuming it comes off when he's wiping.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Yeah, it falls off or something. And when I wipe, it's fucking.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

So I don't want him to stand up all the time because it's going to be all of it.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

I only stand when I'm like like Derek said, that's just a quick touch-up. The only thing lately I've been having a hard time is if you press too hard on your actual butthole, it'll keep it'll still be dirty. Do you know that?

SPEAKER_06 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Yeah, it's like trying to wipe a bingo knobber. It's never fucking ending. And it pits.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

That's why you just like don't.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

Yeah, but I've tried. And I and I don't realize that I'm doing it until I just keep wiping. I'm like, how the fuck is there that much shit in my ass, crack?

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Like, I'm that's why I don't understand how people eat each other's butt cold. Because like there's always like poop there.

SPEAKER_05 28:29

You're supposed to bleach it. I feel like that would hurt. What? Bleaching your buttons.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

I mean, you're not gonna take like four arcs the bigger.

SPEAKER_04 28:44

I've said for years. On a woman, you have the perfectly fine hole in the front. Why do you have to fucking use the one in the back?

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:54

Like, I guess I can't find a finger in your butt. No, not really. I pussy down. I pussied out. She was gonna do it, and I I begged her and played. She had the rubber glove on ready to go. But we made a deal.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

I okay. The deal was if I passed my national registry, I could just show a finger up his ass. And I passed.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

And it was passed on the first try.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

The night, the night that I passed, and I got the email. It took forever to get the email. We're like sitting in the bedroom. He's like, Did you get it yet? Did you get it yet? I'm like, no, I didn't get it yet. You'll know when I get it. And then I got it, and he's like, like, he was like realizing it's and so I think I think what I said, because he was like, Well, did you pass or did you fail? And I think I said, I think you're getting a finger off the butt tonight. And he just like, he looked so defeated. And I was like, I'm not gonna do that to you. Like, no.

SPEAKER_04 29:59

I'm all talking, no game when it comes to that, man.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Because he like really wanted me to pass on my first try because he knew like how stressed I was about it. So he's like, I'll make you a deal. But then after you.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

Then you back out. She'll never trust you again. I don't know. Way to go.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Can't make deals anymore. No, I I told him like I'm not gonna do that to you.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

I I appreciate that. Yeah. That was really nice of you.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

It was.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

You just have to give him by surprise one night. She almost has a feeling. Not barebag, but like through the pants. I think the scariest part also, because you always get your nails done, don't you?

SPEAKER_01 30:46

I told him I would get one finger not done. And we can't.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

It'd be like the pooper scooper.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

I was gonna get those little finger condoms, like that you get at like they go like Yeah, I know what you're talking about. No.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

I'm gonna be honest, I'm way too hungry and I'll light stomach for this guy. It's making me like want to. Thinking of your finger in my butt. How my finger. No. The fact that I have to like hold your hand or do anything with you after that.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

Well, we're not doing it, so I think we've established that. I don't think I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

We're not gonna do it. I appreciate that. You guys have to do it.

SPEAKER_04 31:25

Have you done it?

SPEAKER_01 31:26

He initially said like probably He he always said on our honeymoon, you can do it. That's what it that's what it initially was, and then he made the deal about the.

SPEAKER_04 31:44

Can you imagine stuffing your finger up there and like using your ring finger in your ring and stuff?

unknown 31:54

No.

SPEAKER_04 31:55

No. I like how everyone, like, I talked about our podcast, talked about how we talk about poop all the time on it, and your balls. That's what they say. That's like always talked about tonight. We should really go. Yeah, okay. We are missing the biggest subject that has recently happened.

Temu Dirt Bike Fiasco And Content Plan

SPEAKER_04 32:17

That since you're on the show, should be talked about. I bought Adela a Timu dirt bike. For those of you that haven't seen her TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, none of that. For anyone that's living in the shadow, I bought her a Timu dirt bike. And my fat ass was riding it, and I blew it up. But it's not because I was fat. I mean, maybe a little bit. Maybe it had a little more longevity. Yeah, the longevity would have definitely so, so we're gonna put this off on the record. I forgot to put oil next to oil on the gas. Because one, I didn't know it was a two-stroke.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

He did know it was a two-stroke, he was just too excited.

SPEAKER_04 32:57

Well, you were excited, and I had been looking at four strokes that same day. Because I need a bike that I can ride.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

It said, but you it said two-stroke right on the on the manual, but I just kind of flipped it open a quick.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

I didn't like I noticed it after, like I should have noticed it. Regardless of not, if it wasn't a two-stroke, I should have still checked the oil. Right? Because it's coming from China. Who knows what would have been in there? That's why I was like, but she was so excited to ride this thing. She was even everyone's fault but your own. And it was Derek's fault because Derek was supposed to come over and make a video with me that night.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

So basically, that's not my fault. Is basically that my dirt bike being ruined, it wasn't Tanner's fault. I I know that. I told Tanner it's not your fault. It's Derek's fault because he was supposed to help you with that, and he didn't. And it's probably, I mean, we kind of talk, it's Derek keeps skipping weeks on the podcast, and those views going down and stuff. That's Derek's fault.

SPEAKER_04 34:06

Well, that's our that's your guys' fault. I'm pointing at the camera right now, that's their fault and views going down. Or you know, the cameras up there. I got yeah, it's it's they can listen every other week.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

I'm keeping this place alive. I got new chairs, I got the poster.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Are you gonna introduce the guy that's got his butthole in the camera?

SPEAKER_01 34:25

This is Bert.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

I think Bert.

unknown 34:29

Meow.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

Same meow.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

He does have meow.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

He uh I've had to wipe Bert's butt with baby wipes for the past three days because he's too fat to wipe his dingle berries.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

Alright, I'll keep my collars to myself. It grosses meow too. He always attached my hands when podcasting.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

He sounds his bad act.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

Don't let him knock the camera over. You're gonna knock everything down.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

You're showing everyone your little pounds?

SPEAKER_04 35:02

That's not a very nice bird. Hey. He's not a podcast friendly guy. Okay, anyways, back to what we were on. It's Derek's fault that the dirt bike's blowing up. It's Derek's fault that the podcast is dying. Uh what else?

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Uh it's Derek's fault that Remy doesn't have the ring on her finger. Everything's Derek's fault.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Everything's Derek's fault.

SPEAKER_04 35:29

We got a solution to our views. Derek agreed today that he'd come over every once in a while and we're gonna make some videos.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

Yeah, he said that about weekly podcasts, too.

SPEAKER_04 35:39

Yeah, but he's on board. He wants that social media money. Yeah. We're spending if we're gonna if we're gonna have data centers in our community, we might as well use them, god damn it.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

I'll believe it when I see it.

SPEAKER_04 35:52

Well, that's where our, as your mom would say, our 10 listeners say, we need some input. So I want to do some Timu reviews as like a long-form video.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

What do you want them to buy? Is the question.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

Like, yeah, what do you want us to buy off of Timu within reason? We can't be spending, you know, jet boats or well, you know, it's if you guys make us rich jetboats.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

Yeah, something to start out with. Like, Tanner got a ladder that they were gonna put together. Um the dirt bike is on the higher end of things, but like just think of things you want them to buy on Timu.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

They can be funny, and we don't also necessarily just have to do Tingmu videos. We could do a line number of things, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Like but it gives them something that they can interact with.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

Derek's got a dirt a mini bike like you got. Uh or dirt bike and what a minibike too? Or yeah, I have a mini bike. I have to put a different motor in the minibike. The motor is underpowered, it won't move my fat ass. So, I mean, we got plenty of ideas. I was thinking, you know, if I can get Derek rounded up one day a week. Usually one day a month at first. Or one day a month. Sorry, that's what I meant. You have to get your ass over here one day a week for the podcast. But like a Saturday or afternoon or Sunday morning or something, and we just take a couple hours to record enough footage that I can make two videos.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

And then Remy and I will disappear and go get coffee and okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

Well, that'll work.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

Get out of it.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

But, anyways, obviously, because like that that short video or that TikTok, whatever you want to call them, the clip that we made of me and that blown up dirt bike, I got quite a few like hits on it. So if we did like something like that and then added a video to go along with it.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

It was like 3,000 no 5,300 views.

SPEAKER_04 37:52

And then I'm gonna attack Derek.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

And then it was like 118 likes. You got a bunch of saves, people saved the video, people shared the video. But yeah, you got over 5,000 views.

SPEAKER_04 38:04

It would be hard to do something that dumb every time we shoot a video. I think you're I think I think we could probably do stupid stuff. I mean, that worked out entertained. That worked out way too perfectly.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

It's like he almost like did it on purpose, I think.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

Yeah, maybe. I mean, that's the do it for the viewers.

SPEAKER_01 38:20

But like after after he like did it, he's like oh, that would make such good content.

SPEAKER_06 38:27

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

He was like, he was like planning like this is gonna be so good for the content. It was, but like, that's my dirt bike.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

I have a new motor for it. So we can do a video on swap motors. I want to do a video on swapping the motors and like giving like a funny like resurrection story and then an honest review of the team with dirt bike because it did not survive long enough to get the review that I wanted to. I think it's pretty sweet. For me, for the 10 minutes that we used it, for her especially, yeah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

It goes it goes like triple the speed when I'm on it versus when Tanner's on it.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

Um well I'm also like damn near double your weight, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

So you're gonna you're gonna have to have a bigger version.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

It didn't have oil. Me and you might have to get SSR Pip bike. I want one. I I asked her when we got hers if I could buy one because I was talking to a guy about one. And she's like, no, we don't need it, because we got this one. Now I just spent it. You think I need a bigger one? I think actual like mini bikes like what I have would be the one. Oh, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

I just want you to be able to ride with me.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

Yeah, I there's a lot of them. Actually, there's one I was gonna message a guy about tonight. It's only 600 bucks.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Tano does not belong on a youth Timu dirt bike.

SPEAKER_04 39:55

An SSR is like a little bit, it's a youth, but it's got more power. Yeah, if yours had a bigger engine, it would be fine. It's just it's a 49cc engine, it's not fucking lawnmower. Push lawnmower's got more power than that bad boy. Yeah. I'll bring up picture one. Like, no, like the Coleman minibik. Oh, like the fat, like the fatter mini bikes. Yeah, I think that's what we should get. Like fun. We can buy them off of Timo for Two or Faz. It works great, except that it's I'm too fat, so I have to put a different mode. So we don't want the Timo version, because they definitely won't. Well, this is pretty much a T Move. It's an Amazon version.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Are you picking through the tablecloth?

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Scratch my nuts.

unknown 40:41

Guys.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

He's always scratching his body.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Do you scratch your nuts a little bit?

SPEAKER_01 40:46

When you sit on the toilet, you sit there and a tongue.

SPEAKER_04 40:49

It's not like dude, literally. That one doesn't have a motor.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

Why is it hollow?

SPEAKER_04 40:58

I do want an SSR. Because it doesn't have the motor. Okay, how about how about we get those for like a big how about we get team versions of those, but we get actual SSRs for like actual like riding purposes. I'm just gonna put a motor in this one. I'm gonna get a bigger motor.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

I almost gave up on you. He was like, maybe maybe you and I should just do something. Maybe you and I will just have this YouTube channel since Derek never wants to.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

Yeah, and you didn't want to come over. Make a video.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

He almost gave up on me.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

I need you here to make the content, Derek. I'm just that great at being. See, it's two guys. Well, one cup.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

I'll show a finger up your ass.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

You've probably never seen that video.

Shock Videos Dark Web And Tech Talk

SPEAKER_04 41:47

Two girls, one cup. That's a good thing. I feel like everyone's seen that video. You've never seen that video? In like sixth grade?

SPEAKER_01 41:58

I don't even know what that is.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

It was like viral when I'm in like sixth grade. It's two girls that are like lesbian that shit in a cup and then eat the shit and make out and do all sorts of nasty things to each other.

SPEAKER_05 42:20

I'm scared. It's rather disturbing.

SPEAKER_04 42:24

You should bring it up on your TV tonight.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

You watched that?

SPEAKER_04 42:27

Everyone watched that. Everyone watched it. I'm glad I was like, it was like a popular thing. Like if you didn't know what Two Girls One Cup was, you were like a lame kid.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Yeah, I'm a lame kid, I guess. I did not.

SPEAKER_04 42:42

I then it got like What'd you crank it to then?

SPEAKER_01 42:47

I was a child.

SPEAKER_04 42:50

And then it got really bad because there's like a website called BetScore. And there was you can watch Suicides.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

That's Instagram now, though.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

Okay, yeah, I guess a little bit. Yeah, but Instagram doesn't have as much. Like you couldn't can you watch people's heads explode on Instagram? Like it wasn't literally, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

If I get down that algorithm enough, I can watch people like get their hands stuck in a machine and they're just like in the machine.

SPEAKER_04 43:16

That was best score, but then there was like different categories. So there's like suicide, murder, sexual disasters. And like that one, it was like one guy, one jar or whatever. He fucking shoved a glass jar up his ass. And it broke from the pressure of his ass, and he's just fucking shitting out bloody fucking glass.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

Okay, we need to change the topic. This is so I can't believe they took it down.

SPEAKER_04 43:42

That was the dumbest thing that ever happened. I wonder if you use like dunk dunk doll if you can still find it. Oh. There's a Canadian website, though. Frickin' true doll.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

That stuff to me like sounds like what the dark web would be.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

Yeah, but it wasn't. It wasn't on the dark web. It was. I don't understand the whole dark web.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

I I don't understand. I used to watch YouTube videos of like how to get to the dark web. Because I was like, like, where is it? Like, I didn't want to.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

In those goddamn data centers. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

I didn't want to look. I didn't want to go on the dark web.

SPEAKER_04 44:19

I don't think it's possible to get to the dark web, is it?

SPEAKER_01 44:22

Well, that what do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 44:25

Of course it's possible. How do you get there then? I feel like it's just a thing that like our baby boomer grand like family members made up this dark web because the internet was a new thing and it's just stuck. Like it's not dark web.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

We'll have to watch like a YouTube video on how to get to the dark web.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

Doesn't that sound like a boomer thing? A dark web? Yeah, it does. I feel like the dark web is just like like best gourt and shit like that, just like the bad side of the NA.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Yeah, like you know, like there's like literal like on the dark web, like people selling kids and stuff. Like it's not the dark web is like you can sell body parts and you can like you can do stuff way worse than like watch Nimmons and videos.

SPEAKER_04 45:14

I mean for anyone that's watching, we're not gonna do like anything stupid.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

We're just gonna figure out how to get on the Yeah, we will not be participating in the actual dark web, but there are YouTube videos about how to like how people actually get there. And from what I remember, it's like a lot of like coding of a computer, and like you gotta be like super like IT smart to do that kind of stuff, and you have to have like certain like a certain kind of you know, like we couldn't do it on any computer, you can't do it on any Wi-Fi, like you have to like, it's really complicated.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

So it's never going to happen, but it'd be fun to watch a YouTube video of like how do people get to the dark lab. So yeah, we'll we'll let you know next week.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

What the dark uh oh good I don't understand computers on there. Oh, we know you don't understand computers. I just I just like to think a computer is just a bunch of light bulbs that have a bunch of little light switches that just know and turn on and off. That's all I can do. Computers are actually really intricate. I'm surprised it doesn't spark your brain at all.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

That sounds like something my nine-year-old brand would say.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

Yeah, but like the things that'll spark your brain. Like we'll be out of work and Derek's like, well, with leverage you can do that. Like, that'll spark his brain, but a computer and how it works doesn't fucking. I think computers are too too high above my pay grade. I don't wanna I don't wanna waste my brain power on that. You'll waste your brain power on something stupid? Leverage, yeah. How many times I guess it hasn't been that many. But there's been quite a few times where leverage are just simple things like that that I think of. You know that meme when someone's like got the when they got like the protractor and all the numbers and algebra like kind of flashing. Yeah. That is fucking Derek. What are you thinking about leverage?

SPEAKER_01 47:23

You need to make an AI, you know, meme of Derek with that.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

He's got like the eye goal like this, like got all that shit floating around him. Yeah, you'll have to make uh an AI photo of that.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

Perfect.

SPEAKER_04 47:39

That'd be good. So yeah, we're gonna do content, right, Derek? I think we should make stuff from the junkyard instead of team. Well, we should do both. We should do a teambook and then make like junkyard go cars.

SPEAKER_01 47:48

I think I need to like write up a contract and have Derek sign it, because it's like the contract, right?

SPEAKER_04 47:54

I'm pointing at the damn computer. I need to get rid of that.

SPEAKER_02 47:57

If we can bring kid over to Tanner's garage and build stuff out of it.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Yeah, we can.

SPEAKER_01 48:02

You guys could make a video of fixing the garage door that you said was going to happen.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

I told him, let me know if he needed help. I never got a text. I didn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 48:12

You guys are gonna do it after the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

You didn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

And then didn't didn't happen.

SPEAKER_04 48:18

You didn't really want to do it. I said I'd help you. You said you would, but you're also like, I don't really want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

I'll see you tomorrow, Tanner. You're like, outdoor.

SPEAKER_04 48:28

I was gonna pay someone if you want to help me, sure. I can. I feel so bad for Randy. What's wrong with holding up with you? I'm awesome.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

It's like you're in like well, you're in a long-term relationship, but you have like short-term commitment issues.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

Like deep now.

SPEAKER_01 48:57

Like you won't commit to plans.

SPEAKER_04 49:01

Yeah, I don't I'll make plans.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

But you're really good at like

Commitment Jokes Dentist Visits Dentures

SPEAKER_01 49:05

the long-term relationship commitment. But you're not good at like oh uh like plans or it doesn't even have to be a plan.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Like it could just be like see, I don't believe in like calendars or saving dates on the phone. If it's important enough, I remember the day.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

Like your dentist's appointment.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

Like I remember my dentist's appointment. Because I want to make sure I keep going to the dentist. February 16th. It's almost impossible to get into a dentist. That's why I want to make sure you keep my appointment.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

I tried one.

SPEAKER_04 49:40

He didn't make his own appointment.

unknown 49:43

I know.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

I couldn't commit to that. You're sitting over here like, it's so hard to make a dentist appointment.

SPEAKER_04 49:50

You haven't even tr you haven't even picked up your phone to Because the one place you asked, they weren't open for me. That's pretty difficult.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

Yeah, so I'm trying to look into other options, but you can't be over here saying, Oh, it's really hard, because you haven't done it.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

I see a Facebook post saying that that none of the local dentists are open for new clients. So, on top of you asking that place and then that's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 50:17

No Facebook post was about them not taking badger care.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

No, it was about taking new clients in general. And so that just it kind of code.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

So, where do you go, the dentist?

SPEAKER_04 50:28

Um, the one by the hockey rink, whatever that is.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Yeah, see, that's the next one I'm gonna try.

SPEAKER_05 50:36

They're okay, huh?

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Y'all do they molaste your mouth?

SPEAKER_05 50:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:45

You gotta pay to get your mouth molasted.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

I'm moleste your mouth for free. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 50:56

My unpopular opinion is their dentures are really that bad.

SPEAKER_01 51:04

I don't want to imagine my husband at the age of 40 taking out his dentures and like smiling at him and all his gums and I'm like, dude.

SPEAKER_04 51:15

And then he'll go down on you with his gums and you'll be like, dentures are the best thing God ever made.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

No, I don't want to see my husband at 40 with no teeth in his mouth at bedtime. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

I won't get dentures. We'll go to the dentist and get this fixed up, but they're a man's perspective. Hear me off. Dentures, you pop them out at the end of the day, you clean them quick, you pop them back in, they're fucking fake.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

You didn't even say anything about my No, I saw that.

SPEAKER_04 51:54

Puck's feet. What do you think about dentures? Oh, I barely have my regular teeth. I've heard it's hard to eat steak with dentures, so yeah, I put the glue on.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

Like you literally like can't feel like like it's like an accessory to your mouth versus like being part of your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Alright, we'll go with that nice.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Yeah.

Closing And Listener Requests

SPEAKER_04 52:16

I think this is a good ending spot because I'm getting very hungry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:20

Hope we decided where we're going.

SPEAKER_04 52:23

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 52:26

I haven't got I haven't gone to that, what was it called?

SPEAKER_05 52:32

Blacksmith shop.

SPEAKER_04 52:34

Alright, we'll catch you all in the next one. Hopefully, next week we got JP JP JP JP, our co-worker. I wonder if he'll actually do it.

SPEAKER_00 52:44

Oh. I hope he does.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

And hopefully in the meantime, Derek can come over and and make some more content so we can keep growing.