Conversations With Myself (and sometimes other people)
Navigating the crises of American millennial life through inner dialogue, character bits, mediocre impressions, the occasional sit down conversation with a real person, and other questionable acts of "creative expression".
Conversations With Myself (and sometimes other people)
When You Don't Know What To Say
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Sometimes you just gotta make shit up.
Koti Ada clean Ramasutta Koti Ada clean Kooti Ada Kooti Ada Kooti Ada Clean Ramasutta Ramasutta Kuti Ada Clean Clean Today's the day another family reunion A day that will be as rewarding as it is draining.
SPEAKER_00Should I take an edible before I go? Probably. Will I say hi and bye to the same twenty people I do at every family reunion and never get to know them any better? Most likely. Will Uncle Bud sing for the whole room? 1000% he will. And will it be cringey AF? Yes, but I live for the cringe now. Makes me feel alive. Also, if Uncle Bud is singing, that is time that I am free from forced conversations. It would be rude to talk while he's singing to grandmother, right? But when he's done singing, and it's time for me to talk to others, what will I talk about? What if my mind goes blank and there are awkward pauses? When you don't know what to say, sometimes the only thing you really can say is Cooti hada clean Ramasutta cootia clean cootia cootia cootia clean Ramasata Ramasata cooti hada clean clean