"Devlin After Dark" on News Talk Radio AM 690

"Only communists eat cottage cheese."

-Clark Devlin

Transcript

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You're listening to De Flynn after Dark with your vote, Clark de Flynn.

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Welcome to my fellow Americans. And as I, your humble host, Clark De Flynn, to those who still believe in the Founding Fathers, and in liberty, and in law and order, and in traditional family values, your support matters now more than ever, because our country is under attack by the woke liberal mob. Under attack by a bunch of purple-haired communists would rather us let Iran get a nuclear weapon than be able to defend our homeland. The Justice Department is reintroducing death by firing squad as a means of execution again. Good! Maybe the first great thing this Justice Department has done in this administration. Since all they could seem to be talking about was those damn Epstein files. Epstein, Epstein, that's all people want to talk about is damn Epstein. I mean you people are sick! If you want to consume sick content, we got plenty of it at our disposal, including the woke liberal progressive media machine. Without needing to have an entire department of our government snooping around into people's private lives trying to find some perverts. Perverts are everywhere. News flash. We don't need to spend years or decades litigating these cases. We got death by firing squad and thank God! Public executions and the town square have been long overdue. Quite frankly. It's time we get the fear of God back into these people who just wanna burn the whole world down. I'm all for being humane, of course. Don't want anyone to be wrongfully accused and punished for something they do, like our dear president. But why are we using taxpayer dollars to feed and clothe illegal immigrants, pedophiles, rapists, and murderers? Three square meals a day and you get to play volleyball all day? You know what's cheaper than that? Ten bullets and a firing squad. Think that's too harsh? Sue me. I don't care. It's time we get some law and order back in this country. Things are so expensive in this country, we have got to get a hold of the cost of things. Fast food might still be fast, but it's not cheap anymore. Have you been to Taco Bell lately? I mean it's just insane. Last night I get to the drive-thru and order two burrito supremes, which are basically many burritos, they're small, and two Doritos Locos Taco Supreme. Wanna know how much it came out to? Twenty-two damn dollars! I about honked my horn I was so throwing off. I get to the window and this Gen Z kid just looked at me. Didn't say hi or nothing. Because this generation doesn't know what respect is, you see. He looked at me, hands me the bag, and didn't even offer me any sauce. Twenty-two dollars and no sauce? This was just for me to eat, not for my whole family. I could spend the entire day at CC's pizza buffet and spend less than twenty-two dollars. I don't go to Taco Bell because it's fancy, I I go because it's cheap, or at least it used to be, when we were a proper country and had family values, and we had patriotism. Enough about Taco Bell. Got enough of problems at home. My three-year-old is driving me absolutely insane with his picky eating. He used to eat non-stop. We'd order him two kids' meals when we would go out to eat. Two! As a three-year-old. Now? He doesn't want to eat anything and I mean anything. Does he want chicken nuggets? No. Does he want the dino-shaped chicken nuggets? No. Does he want brisket? No. Does he want fish sticks? No. Does he want any normal food any normal kid would eat? No. Why would he want that? Huh? How can he have an eating disorder as a three-year-old? How is this possible in America? Does sleepy Joe Biden really ruin our country this bad? Is my son a communist? All these young people today love communism so much I'd say let him have it! And they can experience what starvation is really like. But appears some of them are already doing it willingly. At least my six-year-old still loves his country. He's got some real patriotism. He eats his food gladly and with a smile. While we're at the topic of food, can I just say that cottage cheese is absolutely abhorrent and disgusting? I'm not even talking about the taste. I mean just look at it. You're telling me that there are people that let's look at cottage cheese and go, yeah, I would like to eat some of that. It's a disgrace. I wonder how many of these cottage cheese-eaten buffoons are communists on a percentage basis. Hmm? I reckon it's gotta be a high correlation. You know what they don't have in communist countries? Cottage cheese. So go ahead and elect your Democrats and your woke progressive psychophants into office and see if you'll have any freedoms left after that. I was going to say we oughta have death by firing squad if you were founding out to be a consumer of cottage cheese, but you're more likely to die from starvation before that would likely be a possibility.