Conversations With Myself (and sometimes other people)
Navigating the crises of American millennial life through inner dialogue, character bits, mediocre impressions, the occasional sit down conversation with a real person, and other questionable acts of "creative expression".
Conversations With Myself (and sometimes other people)
RIP Spirit Airlines
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How could you leave us here alone to suffer with Frontier Airlines? You didn't even say goodbye...
Dearly beloved. We are gathered today to lay to rest someone who is truly special and dear to us in all of our hearts. Someone we could rely on when we needed to save money. Someone who kept us guessing on if we'd make it to our destination or not. Someone who gave us the freedom to add our carry-on for greater than the price of our flight. We will never forget all the memories we made. Rushing from terminal to terminal as we tried to keep up. It wouldn't be an adventure if we didn't have to pay extra attention to gate changes right before boarding our flight. Spirit, you were gone way too soon. We were not ready. How could you leave us behind like this? How could you leave us to suffer with Frontier Airlines? Is it my fault? Should I have paid for the on-flight Wi-Fi? Should I have upgraded to the big front seat? Was it because I printed my boarding passes and didn't go paper-free? Had I paid for check bags all this time, would you still be here with us today? Your name was no accident. Yesterday you were here with us, and today you vanished before our very eyes. With no explanation, no goodbye. This was the single greatest example of ghosting the world has ever seen and will likely ever see. Maybe you cannot hear our cries, but just know your sudden departure has made a lasting impact on us all. One we'll never forget. Maybe this is the greatly needed wake-up call for us to stop getting into fights with others while 40,000 feet in the air. Maybe this is the grounding we all deserve for assaulting the customer service attendant throughout the years. How will I be able to go to Chicago for a spontaneous weekend long bender now? How will I be able to see the world without giving up my firstborn son? How will I be able to go on? Oh spirit.