C1 Ep.14 - Spin Spin Richard

The search for Jano continues! The Hearth Guard gather themselves after their encounter with the creature in the Steamworks, have words with a friendly chainsmoker, and seek assistance from a higher authority.

Content Warnings:
Course Language
The Occasional Bit of Innuendo
Chain Smoking
Bad Accents
Spinnydicks

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SPEAKER_11 0:02

Welcome to sitting in carriages with famous people. I am, as always, your ever-faithful host, Jackalby Johnford. We are here now with the famed inventor Anthony Spinny Dick Scarola to look back on the moment which inspired him to create his first and most noteworthy invention, the airborne Spinny Dick, also known as the Gyrocopter. Thank you for taking the time out of your impossibly busy schedule to be with us today, Mr. Scarola. Please, Jack, I'm happy to be here. And Mr.

SPEAKER_16 0:41

Scarola was my father.

SPEAKER_11 0:43

You call me Anthony. Of course. Anthony, the gyrocopter was a moment in history when the rest of the world sat up and said, By the powers, what is that? What is this new device which has captured our imaginations? What is this thing?

SPEAKER_14 1:01

What can I say? I truly changed the world.

SPEAKER_11 1:05

Indeed you did, sir. Indeed you did. Please, enlighten us all. What stroke of absolute genius went through your mind which blessed you with the flawless wisdom of the airborne spinny dick?

SPEAKER_14 1:20

Willjack, I was up there hovering over Steamstead by the force of my rotating dongle, and I kept thinking, I can see the whole village from up here.

SPEAKER_10 1:30

This would be great if it weren't for the excruciating pain caused by my rapidly spinning penis.

SPEAKER_16 1:36

So, by the time I got out of the hospital after a series of surgeries to treat the horrific mess which became my manhood, I had the idea all written out.

SPEAKER_11 1:46

I went to a dwarven friend of mine and bam! the spinny dick was born. And only a year later, you found yourself a titan of industry with soaring profits. It's true. I do have a disgusting amount of money. One last question, if you will forgive my audacity. I do not forgive you, but go ahead. What is it which makes you so fantastically brilliant? A paragon of man? How can a being such as you exist? Please tell me your secret so that I may choose ascend to such heights.

SPEAKER_16 2:26

Jack, I don't know that any one man can ever truly understand another without walking in his shoes. I can tell you the secret, or you can climb up to the roof of a three-story building, get drunk, and hover over your hometown by the grace of your gyroscopic schlong in your own way.

SPEAKER_11 2:44

Such wisdom befits a man as prolific as yourself. Bless you. This has been sitting in carriages with famous people. Join us again next week as we sit with Professor Turdmanch of the Fart in a classic four-seat spoke master deluxe for a discussion on his latest discovery in the field of multiplanar theory. I have been your host, Jack will be Johnford. Until next time. I'll be watching.

SPEAKER_16 3:47

With me again are our wonderful players. We got Jenna's Genova.

SPEAKER_12 3:52

Hello, hello.

SPEAKER_16 3:53

We got Elizabeth as Delos.

SPEAKER_12 3:54

Hello.

SPEAKER_16 3:55

We got Courtney as Lunette.

SPEAKER_12 3:56

What's up?

SPEAKER_16 3:57

And Brandon as Benaria. Hello. Last time, right around, and and then tracked this thing down into the Steamworks. And then it busted out and bowled y'all over and then ran off into the night.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Hey, I rolled like a Nat 20 this last time. I remember I saved really well.

SPEAKER_16 4:13

Yes, I think only one or two of you got bold earlier was Benaria. Yay. And and I think Jen. I have danger sense.

SPEAKER_06 4:21

And Lunette has fucking dexterity. You're like, I have a six sense, and I have a 20 in dexterity.

SPEAKER_16 4:29

Alright, so yes, here you all are. What are you going to do? So Banaria's getting above the floor. What the fuck? Where'd it go?

SPEAKER_03 4:35

It went off.

SPEAKER_06 4:37

It just gone. Bye.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Thank you, voice of the darkness.

SPEAKER_06 4:41

Yes. The darkness. So it's just It's gone.

SPEAKER_16 4:44

Get fucked off that way. Yeah, because Mira didn't follow you down here, so it's just y'all.

SPEAKER_06 4:48

Yeah, I think we should well Well, we should go make sure it doesn't eat Mira.

SPEAKER_16 4:53

Mira is over with Ale.

SPEAKER_06 4:54

Yeah, Mira's with Ale. I literally did that to make sure that she was safe.

SPEAKER_16 4:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:59

So we can adopt her and take her back to our manor that has been. I gave her a I gave her to a trusted adult. You gave her to a trusted adult.

SPEAKER_16 5:05

Oh, you trust Ale now? Ooh. Ale has graduated from just weird personality.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

I have not ever I invited him to the hot springs as a trusted adult.

SPEAKER_17 5:14

Nah, it's just it's fine.

SPEAKER_05 5:15

Don't talk to me like that.

SPEAKER_17 5:16

That's okay. Next time on the young and the restless. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 5:21

Um it went back out the way you came.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

It went that way.

unknown 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 5:27

Hold on. You could you could you could do it would be survival to track it.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

I feel like we should start to involve. I know there's main like lantern houses and stuff like that, like the one in Ogun. Is there a lantern outpost out here, or is it just They they've got the lantern hall in Ogun.

SPEAKER_16 5:46

Does anybody have the sending spell?

SPEAKER_05 5:48

I do.

SPEAKER_16 5:49

There's also the Magigram.

SPEAKER_05 5:51

I'm not paying that bitch anything. But Magigrams take too long. I can just send and then it's like right now.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

Plus, the the big thing is we don't have to go anywhere to use sending if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_06 6:00

I thought that there might be a like chain of command closer to us so that we could make them start to order people around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

But because there aren't like since there's not a concentrated force pre-established, we would be stepping on the the red boys' toes, and I don't I don't want to risk.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

I think if if we act without calling in, then we would be I if we act without direct physical evidence, we also.

SPEAKER_16 6:30

If you're talking about like protocol, the Magigram would probably be like the most official way to do that. I mean you could do set bigger.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

I can just imagine it being her getting a letter, and it's not anything we sent, it's the guy. It's the guy that's like, it's like, uh, Miss Keldora, stop. They won't stop screaming, stop. Please come get them, stop. It's just like, come get your kids. I'm tired, stop.

SPEAKER_16 6:52

Uh you may also remember though, when you went to the lantern hall to ask about the letter Courtney had sent, uh, Saren mentioned that Kildora is actually in the steamstead. Uh go find.

SPEAKER_06 7:03

Let's go find her. Oh, we're gonna have a vacation.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

We're gonna be in so much trouble. Let's go find Kildora. Let's go bother mom.

SPEAKER_16 7:09

Um as you are leaving the tunnels, it you will you will see. It is it is nighttime. It is solidly night, I believe actually, because we had waited for nighttime to kind of sneak down into the tunnels.

SPEAKER_06 7:18

Yep, oh no, uh, we were waiting for oh yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because we were on the we were on the roof. We were breaking the wheel. We were on the roof.

SPEAKER_16 7:26

But yeah, you had gone there during the day, and then um Renashi came in and was like, hey, no fist. It is solidly nighttime. So you could absolutely go go tearing around, or you could wait until the morning.

SPEAKER_06 7:41

Is it in character for any of us to be patient enough to wait until morning, or do we go and find Kondor?

SPEAKER_16 7:46

I fully 100% believe that Lunette would just want to go tearing off.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Lunette totally would. Venaria would want direct action, but also do not fuck with the authority figure in this in this way.

SPEAKER_06 8:01

Lunette starts to go and they just grab her.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

If you may maybe if you could go find out where she is.

SPEAKER_06 8:11

I can find out where she's at. I locate the creature.

SPEAKER_16 8:14

Like the hairs on the back of her neck stand out. Someone is looking for a scrub. No, she's asleep. It's fine.

SPEAKER_06 8:19

I get the I get the distinct feeling that she is going to develop an idiot sense where she's like, my my my dumbasses! They're doing something. They're touching something they're not supposed to. They're here.

SPEAKER_16 8:30

Alright, so back to Bath Bath and Beyond. The the entrance, as we recall, being a souvenir shop.

SPEAKER_06 8:38

And the exit being a souvenir shop.

SPEAKER_16 8:39

And the exit is also a souvenir shop.

SPEAKER_06 8:41

Funnily enough, not the same souvenir shop.

SPEAKER_16 8:43

No, different.

SPEAKER_06 8:44

Two set for souvenir shops.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

They have different different one is for your bath, one is for after your bath.

SPEAKER_06 8:50

One is a lush, and the other is a Yankee candle. Yeah. Yeah. There's a pink somewhere in there.

SPEAKER_12 8:56

Nova stocks with the cashier to purchase some churros and a bath bomb. Excellent.

SPEAKER_16 9:03

Yeah. They they got they've got like one of those like warm warming boxes, so they like take out the churros, put it in like the really loud platinum paper bag.

SPEAKER_06 9:12

The bag is like four times bigger than the one churro you bought.

SPEAKER_16 9:14

Yeah, I was gonna say they put like a pound of wax paper in there to wrap it. Yeah. Absolutely. So yeah, you get your churro.

SPEAKER_06 9:20

Here you go.

unknown 9:21

Thank you.

SPEAKER_16 9:23

That'll be Tim Copper.

SPEAKER_06 9:25

Don't stop it.

SPEAKER_04 9:27

Oh no. You're making it angry. We forgot to get it.

SPEAKER_16 9:30

Are you okay, sir? Are you okay?

SPEAKER_05 9:32

Daylus is fine. Elizabeth is not. Lunette did not change. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_03 9:37

We are destroying the economy of this resort.

SPEAKER_05 9:40

You hear you don't have fucking change in a tourist.

SPEAKER_16 9:45

No, he hands you a stack of 90 copper.

SPEAKER_05 9:49

He gives you 90 pennies instead of three quarters of all.

SPEAKER_06 9:55

You get a stack of coppers back. Here you go. I like how you run this you run this economy on what you have decided is fees.

SPEAKER_16 10:03

Yay! Make sure. Wait until I wait until I introduce like a different country's currency.

SPEAKER_05 10:10

I was already at work for eight hours. Don't give me a chance.

SPEAKER_16 10:14

This country uses Electrum.

SPEAKER_06 10:16

That die. Blow up, actually.

SPEAKER_16 10:20

Okay, so you y'all go through and you pass like all the all the like the terse, because like the first souvenir shop is like where they get all the oh, you forgot your toothpaste. Oh, you forgot your brush or whatever. You know, so you go through all you need a nice towel. There's some really to really nice like way of 200% markup towels in there.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

But they're actually really shitty. They just are 200% markup.

unknown 10:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 10:44

So you want yeah, you want to go find Ale and Mira.

SPEAKER_06 10:47

To make sure that she hasn't killed him, that he's okay. If possible, without derailing anything too bad, do a death check on Fi.

SPEAKER_16 10:55

Okay, well you go you go to Aol's room, and Aol is in there with Mira, and they're both they both have like mask like mud masks on. And they both got their hair like like pinned back in like ponytails, and they're they're doing like this spa thing. It's girls' night. Yeah, they're having girls' night in there. That's beautiful. And like like he's he's like painting Mira's nails. Oh hey, welcome! How how was your how's your night? Oh wait, you were facing a monster. Oh, how is that?

SPEAKER_06 11:26

Not the best, but we will persist. I just wanted to make sure that you guys were alright.

SPEAKER_16 11:31

Oh, we've been having a grand time.

SPEAKER_06 11:32

It seems like it. I'm glad that you guys are getting along quite well.

SPEAKER_16 11:36

I'm getting my nails painted. I've never had that. I'm glad I introduced you to.

SPEAKER_06 11:42

Yeah. Um, if you need anything from me or from the rest of our group, uh, we'll just be in our room. Ayo, you know where that is. Uh if you would show Mira if she needs us.

SPEAKER_09 11:54

Did you did you happen to find anything out about my brother?

SPEAKER_06 11:57

Um, not particularly, but it should be a good thing that we didn't find him in the steamworks, as it seems like something strange is down there.

SPEAKER_09 12:04

Oh, was it that demon?

SPEAKER_06 12:06

Uh you could call it that, and the rumors are not as unfounded as one might em initially think.

SPEAKER_16 12:12

I hope that gets taken care of soon. It seems like those attacks happen really close to me.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

We are attempting to escalate it to the proper channels. Okay. We can't step in right now, but we will as soon as possible.

SPEAKER_16 12:28

Well, thank you. I appreciate everything you're doing, and AOL has been so nice to me.

SPEAKER_06 12:33

I'm glad you all are you you both are getting along.

SPEAKER_16 12:36

She's my wee little friend.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

Perfect.

SPEAKER_16 12:38

What happened to grandtime?

SPEAKER_06 12:41

I like him.

SPEAKER_17 12:42

They're both sitting on the floor. In the epilogue, I came to the Hell Springs looking for love and I found it in the most unexpected place. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Um, well, I will leave you to to your night.

SPEAKER_16 12:56

Um you do what you need to do. We are fine.

SPEAKER_06 12:59

Thank you so much. Um again, just reach out if you need anything.

SPEAKER_16 13:04

I will do so.

SPEAKER_06 13:06

Go back to the room.

SPEAKER_16 13:08

And then uh you were checking on Fi.

SPEAKER_06 13:11

Yes, just a brief, like, making sure that he didn't wander off and get eaten.

SPEAKER_16 13:17

Um Yeah, he did mention where his room was. You you go and you knock on the door, and you don't hear an answer at first. And you knock like two or three more times, and then finally, uh you hear from within.

SPEAKER_06 13:32

Open! Lunette's gonna open the door, she's gonna lean in over the threshold. Grandpa, Isa, are you here?

SPEAKER_16 13:40

So, yeah, all the lights are off in this room, and and he's got kind of like a suite, right? All the lights are off, all the furniture is pushed up against the walls.

SPEAKER_06 13:49

So like hilariously enough, I don't think this surprises Lunette at all.

SPEAKER_16 13:52

No, this is just like him.

SPEAKER_06 13:54

Oh, for sure. So she was she was going in like, uh, the lights are gonna be off. Like there's gonna be like he's gonna have the all the furniture fucked up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 14:02

No, he is you when you find him, he is like sitting on the floor on a pillow and he's got like this he's got like a bit some kind of materium set up there where it's got like a little ball of fire just kind of hovering over the floor, kind of like a pseudo campire. Campire stove? Yeah, he's got like a campire stove there, and he's just reading.

SPEAKER_10 14:22

What? Can I help you? Oh, yeah. Hey! Um you caught me while I was just relaxing. What what you doing? How you doing, kiddo?

SPEAKER_06 14:36

Uh she's just gonna be like, just making sure that you're here in one piece and not wandering around outside.

SPEAKER_10 14:42

No, I'm probably I'll probably be heading out in the morning, but yeah, I'm I'm here.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

Could you do me a favor? What? Could you maybe not do any wandering until uh we fix what's currently going on in this town?

SPEAKER_09 14:55

What's going on in the town?

SPEAKER_06 14:56

There is something. We're not sure what it is. It's like a it's like a it appears to be a creature.

SPEAKER_09 15:03

A creature?

SPEAKER_06 15:04

Made of many creatures.

SPEAKER_09 15:05

Made of many creatures?

SPEAKER_06 15:06

I just I just don't want it to kill I don't want to- I don't know. You're saying a lot of words, kiddo. We don't know what it is yet. It might be a necromera, it might not be a necromera. It might be nothing though. Just don't pick we saw it. It's something. Just don't have places I need to go. Don't die, old man.

SPEAKER_10 15:20

Excuse me! I have I have outlived many a fine soldier, and I'm doing just fine. Keep up keep the trend up. Don't die. It's I'll have you know that I was keeping myself alive long before you came around, little miss thing. I think I can take care of myself. Excuse you. Whatever. When you get back into town. Listen, Missy, listen. I enraged you. You're not too big for me to put over my knee. This is where Lunette got the temple from.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

I was gonna say this is this is this is this is dueling escalation.

SPEAKER_06 15:55

No, it's like, listen. When you go back home, or the city.

SPEAKER_10 16:00

I'm going to the Ashlands.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

Why are you doing that? Don't you?

SPEAKER_10 16:03

I told you I studied the Ashlands. That's what I do. I'm trying to restore our home. If you forgot about that part, you might have, because we talked about it last time.

SPEAKER_06 16:11

I was kind of hoping that that could be something that we talk about further before you disappear again. Whatever. We could talk about it next time I come back to town. Stop talking for five seconds. The next time you go to town, if you need to crash somewhere, you can go to Zervin Manor. There's a man there. His name is Ignacio. We own the house now, apparently. There's a room for you. He has food set aside, food that you like set aside for you. Just fuck! Try to do something nice, but are you trying to feed me spiders again?

SPEAKER_10 16:44

You not like spiders. We talked about this.

SPEAKER_16 16:45

I had a spider sandwich that one time and it was good, but that doesn't mean I just all I ever want to eat is spiders.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

He will make you whatever you want. God forbid I try to do something nice for you.

SPEAKER_09 16:55

I appreciate you trying to get me what I like. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 17:00

They also, you rat bastard, have a r they have a root cellar.

SPEAKER_09 17:05

I'm feeling alone right now.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

I missed you so much, and I missed you too. I'm beginning to remember why we couldn't have like family dinner very often. Nope. Whatever. He knows what you need. He'll get you whatever you want. There's a safe room for you to sleep in.

SPEAKER_10 17:22

I don't want to sleep in a safe. I want to sleep in a room with a bed.

SPEAKER_06 17:26

Don't die in the Ashlands. I'm not done with you. Go. This is my room. You go. I'm reading. You came in here and yelled at me. Call me a rat bastard. I love you. Get the fuck out. Before she leaves, whatever thing, the whatever is making the material float, like the base of it. He's like, get the fuck out. She's just like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_09 17:57

Alright. Have a good one. Don't die.

SPEAKER_06 18:00

She's just gonna give him like a very like light peck on the like on top of his head and he's gonna leave. Don't fucking die. Kisses leave. I've decided that you're real.

SPEAKER_05 18:10

I he knows he's doing this on Facebook.

SPEAKER_16 18:17

So yeah. Fi is alive and came tankers. Uh yeah, y'all, y'all are y'all are chilling out, and then um I guess Dalos comes in and posts up. Yeah, Delos is fine, and then Lunette comes in and is crashing out.

SPEAKER_06 18:31

I'm not no, I'm huffy. I'm not crashing out actively. I have sense calm down.

SPEAKER_16 18:34

I'm not I'm not crashing out, I'm hovering.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

I have sense calm down. Like she takes a lap of the baths. She's uh gonna keep pacing around because she's not done being huffy yet. She's just like, I swear to God, I'm so glad he's not dead, but sometimes I wonder how he's not dead. He's like, he's like he's one fucking million years old. I don't even know how fucking old he is. Hasn't he pissed off the wrong person yet?

SPEAKER_02 18:59

Apparently not, because she she left and he's still alive.

SPEAKER_06 19:03

Like, it's like I have no idea how he's still alive because he doesn't fucking take care of himself. He barely each other quite a bit. I would kill and die for him, and I want to kill him myself sometimes. Like, I told him that I have some.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

I would kill and die for him, if only because I'm the only one that gets to kill him.

SPEAKER_06 19:21

He's gonna go wander around the ashlands. I think he's going alone, like a lunatic. Like, hey, don't walk around the city right now. There's a weird creepy thing out. Oh, he's a weird creepy thing everywhere. I can't stand him sometimes. I need to warn Ignacio, he's an asshole.

SPEAKER_16 19:38

So we have we have this delightful scene of Lunette ranting as as the night you know fades, fades into the wee hours and y'all pass out in the cuddle puddle. I guess we've all decided y'all sleep and all all together.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

We're traumatized. Listen, he supervises the cuddle puddle.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

He just like walks in, picks a spot on the floor, and just it forms around.

SPEAKER_16 20:02

I thought it's like, yeah, I kind of feel like like there'd be pillows on Dalos and people are like leaning against the phone.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Oh, yeah, especially because a lot of a lot of the uh the actual conversation pits would have like a round table in the middle. But he just steps up on there and is like, all right, this is where I go.

SPEAKER_06 20:15

You got like Lunette, like I like to be in the middle. Pillow, like pillow like uh against where his legs are crossed, and she's just still like going. She's like, I don't know if you have old people in gallery.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

No, the problem is Delos originally went against the door and they like followed him, and he was like, They bitched about this all the next day. Organics were this was terrible.

SPEAKER_06 20:38

He's like, I gotta go somewhere else, else I'm never gonna hear the end of that. It's like we you are not allowed to not be in the cuddle puddle.

SPEAKER_16 20:47

So the next day, the storm has cleared as of the 13th, and it is muggy as fuck.

SPEAKER_06 20:55

So here you are. Joy, let's go find and bother our boss.

SPEAKER_16 21:00

Yeah, it is my aura 13th.

SPEAKER_06 21:03

The air is very soup.

SPEAKER_16 21:04

Yes. You you all head out and so Ale is uh staying in the same building as y'all, right? Yeah. Yeah, so even though you aren't heading to his room, you can still see over there. And as you're taking a glance, you can see one of those red teramite guys is actually hanging out across the street from Ale's room.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

Outside the building across the street is a red termite.

SPEAKER_16 21:28

Yeah, yeah, he's like having a smoke. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

So Lunette's gonna like look at everybody. She's like, I think Come on. They were all over the town earlier. I I'm just we should talk to someone. We have to figure out what the hell is going on.

SPEAKER_15 21:48

Let's find Kaldoor, let's find our warden.

SPEAKER_06 21:50

If you want, we can talk to him on the way. Fine. Okay.

SPEAKER_16 21:53

Yeah, he's he's like kind of like like if you imagine like every motel where it's like all the rooms are just like, you know, a Wall. He's like a little ways down. He's like across the street, but like he can basically just look at uh AL's room from where he's hanging out.

SPEAKER_12 22:13

Jenova lets out a whistle to get his attention. Like, hey, what are those those type of whistles? You know, like I can even do it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 22:22

Yeah. You whistle to get attention.

SPEAKER_12 22:24

Hey, sir. You, over there.

SPEAKER_16 22:28

Huh?

SPEAKER_12 22:29

We'd like to report a sighting.

SPEAKER_16 22:32

I'd like to report a beautiful lady.

SPEAKER_12 22:35

Uh-huh.

unknown 22:35

Well.

SPEAKER_16 22:36

Oh, the d the flying dick guy finally landed.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Oh, he's. No, he's still up there. I've been watching.

SPEAKER_05 22:43

That's what I've been watching all night.

SPEAKER_06 22:46

Flattered, but no. He's gotta see like a physician or something. Jeez.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Um less and we're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_06 22:52

After four hours, you should see a doctor. Like Lunette looking up, pointing, is that helping? Have were you stationed over here for a reason?

SPEAKER_10 23:00

Uh I'm just having a smoke.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

No, you're okay. I just was curious because we hadn't seen you guys over near the bathhouses. Or this bathhouse in particular.

SPEAKER_09 23:09

Uh well, you know, we're just uh just keeping an eye on things.

SPEAKER_06 23:14

Yeah. Can I see if I can tell if he's lying?

SPEAKER_16 23:19

You can roll inside.

SPEAKER_06 23:20

I was hoping to look around to see if I could see any evidence that he had been around for longer than he was saying. Like more cigarette butts than normal, or at least he's just bugging. Yeah, um shit. That's a 20.

SPEAKER_16 23:33

Okay, yeah, he's he he is um he's not quite telling you the truth. He is he is there for a reason.

SPEAKER_06 23:40

Uh what am I rolling to look for evidence of Investigation? The twenty-three.

SPEAKER_16 23:47

Uh yeah, no, he there's there's a bunch of cigarette buttons around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:52

So, uh, just a quick smoke break. Uh you know, yeah. One, two, three, six, seven, eight, nine. Just back to back, huh?

SPEAKER_10 24:32

Well, you know, I yeah, I smoke a lot.

SPEAKER_06 24:35

What can I say? Truly. Don't worry about us. We just kind of wanted to know what was going on. Um we had some investigating and interesting happenings last night.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

And we wanted to know that the town was safe.

SPEAKER_09 24:50

That's what I want to. Just making sure everybody's safe out here.

SPEAKER_06 24:53

Can I convince him to tell me more?

SPEAKER_16 24:56

Uh you could roll persuasion. Persuasion.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

Parthasion.

SPEAKER_16 25:01

Partwasion.

SPEAKER_06 25:03

Well, those things are 18.

SPEAKER_16 25:06

Yeah, okay. Give give me an 18 persuasion. Be persuasive.

SPEAKER_06 25:10

Because I said so. Because I said so and I rolled an 18. Um, it just seems like you've had a long night, considering how often how long you've had to have your smoke break here. And we were making sure that the town was safe, so your job is a bit easier.

SPEAKER_16 25:26

Look, we know Mira's in there. Okay, and they, you know, we're just keeping an eye on things, you know.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

Mira is with a very good friend of ours, isn't that right, Dalos?

SPEAKER_00 25:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:38

Well, um, Dalos just is like, s before Lunette threatens this man.

SPEAKER_06 25:44

Um, were you was there a particular reason why you were watching Mira?

SPEAKER_16 25:50

You know, some of those attacks seem to they they're they're pretty close by, you know. And Jano's been gone for a while, so we know she has a hard time looking out for herself, so you know, we're looking out for her.

SPEAKER_06 26:02

We were under the impression that she might have just been in the wrong place at the wrong at the right time, I guess.

SPEAKER_09 26:08

Yeah, well, I mean that may be the case, but you know.

SPEAKER_06 26:11

Do you happen to have an inkling that something might be coming after her?

SPEAKER_16 26:15

Oh, I mean, I don't. I'm just, you know, I'm doing my job, but Giano was part of the family. So we're just, you know, looking out for you know, whatever happened to him, you know, it he he he may not have showed up for work or whatever. But, you know, she's he's blind.

SPEAKER_09 26:37

Can't yet. Let me introduce my name's Vinny.

SPEAKER_06 26:41

Vinny?

SPEAKER_09 26:42

Vinny, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:43

It's very nice to meet you, Vinny.

SPEAKER_12 26:45

Glad to have we have mutual concern for a friend of ours. Yeah, I'm glad y'all that y'all are looking out for Mara.

SPEAKER_16 26:51

We're family. We look out for each other.

SPEAKER_12 26:53

That's good. Uh I respect that.

SPEAKER_16 26:57

Is she a suspect? A suspect? Oh, no. No, I was not a suspect of anything.

SPEAKER_06 27:03

Well, it was very I mean, what do you suspect?

SPEAKER_16 27:06

What is she gonna do? Is she gonna go like swing a knife around till she hit somebody?

unknown 27:10

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 27:11

Right, give them a few. You might give them vague and upsetting palm readings.

SPEAKER_09 27:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:19

Um I got one of those one time. Unfortunately, we are looking for a higher-up lantern to help deal with the um the demon situation.

SPEAKER_09 27:32

Um yeah, the yeah, the mist.

SPEAKER_06 27:35

So we do have a few places to be. Uh it was nice to meet you though.

SPEAKER_16 27:39

It was nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_06 27:41

Hopefully we'll see you again.

SPEAKER_16 27:43

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 27:44

Hey, uh, why why you're why you're running around, you know, on taking the sight, you know, there's some I'm not gonna upsell you.

SPEAKER_16 27:53

You know, go go about you, Ben. They they pay me extra. They I get a commission if I tell people to go to the shops, you know.

SPEAKER_06 27:59

We'll let them know that Vinny sent us a finger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 28:01

Thank thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 28:03

We'll give you a glowing review.

SPEAKER_16 28:05

Oh, I thought, yes, thank you. Yeah, if you give it to my supervisor, they give me like I can get a drawing for like a 25 gold uh gift card. The Bad Bass and Beyond. Yeah, yeah, the souvenir shop. But only the one on the way out, so you gotta pay to get in first.

SPEAKER_08 28:23

Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_16 28:24

It's a company town. Who is your supervisor? Uh Brenacti. Of course. Galley.

SPEAKER_05 28:31

Well, have a nice day.

SPEAKER_16 28:33

You too.

SPEAKER_05 28:34

Have a good one. Tell them then he stands here. They also just like nod and walk in.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

You like the real smoke? Fucking cane smoke. Like, for real.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

I gotta get another pack.

SPEAKER_06 28:47

There's like 17 cigarettes up there.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

Uh I don't care if someone's watching us. It's significantly more concerning if someone's watching our buddies. Yeah, especially because, like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 28:59

I I think that Ail is capable enough to handle himself, but I am it still makes me nervous. So yeah, it's uh it's less that I'm like, I'm not trying to start anything. It's just like one of those things where I'm like, I can't tell if you're trying like all of the mob is.

SPEAKER_16 29:22

You could make an inside check.

SPEAKER_06 29:24

I see nothing. No, he got 12. That's not that bad.

SPEAKER_16 29:28

You got 12? You don't you don't get the impression that he's got malicious intent. Like, you can't really tell like if he's really telling the truth or not, but he doesn't actually seem like he's a bad guy. He's just, you know.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

He only has enough information to do the job that he's been given in little elves.

SPEAKER_16 29:46

So anyway, um, y'all are heading to find Keldora. So, yeah, without knowing where she actually is, how would you go about it?

SPEAKER_06 29:55

I will cast locate creature, which means that if she is within.

SPEAKER_16 29:58

You're calling Keldora a creature?

unknown 30:00

Yep.

SPEAKER_16 30:01

Okay. That's the choice. That's a that's a that's a choice you're making.

SPEAKER_05 30:05

She's gonna beat us a person that I've seen within 30 feet. If she's within a thousand feet, I will know where she is at.

SPEAKER_16 30:11

So we won't. Just start walking less.

SPEAKER_05 30:13

Essentially, and I have an hour.

SPEAKER_16 30:15

So, okay, so basically you're turning you're turning on you're turning on radar.

SPEAKER_05 30:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 30:21

Select Keldora. Yes. Okay. Roll investigation.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Everybody or just rolling the rain. No, the radar over there. That's your new nickname, you're the radar unit.

SPEAKER_06 30:34

Radar. Uh like seven.

SPEAKER_16 30:36

Like seven.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

No, uh, you give me investigation. That's one of my worst. Yeah. Oh no. That's a two.

SPEAKER_16 30:43

You rolled a two. Yep, I rolled a three and I have a wine screen. Uh yeah, no, no. No, no sign of Keldora.

SPEAKER_05 30:51

Well, yeah. That's why I'm using this bell.

SPEAKER_16 30:53

Pretty birds flying around. You get distracted.

SPEAKER_05 30:55

No, I'm You rolled a two.

SPEAKER_16 30:57

I'm Kalos. You got distracted by birds. And you got distracted by birds.

SPEAKER_06 31:02

What I'm planning on doing- you didn't even let me tell you what I was planning on doing before you made me roll.

SPEAKER_16 31:06

What were you f what were you doing?

SPEAKER_06 31:07

I was I was going to intentionally walk a specific lap since we've already gone around the whole town.

SPEAKER_00 31:14

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 31:15

And walk around essentially the perimeter to where everything's within a thousand feet. And it might just take longer because Delos might get distracted.

SPEAKER_16 31:23

Oh. Yeah. Do you get distracted by birds?

SPEAKER_06 31:25

That's fine. I like birds. Yeah. I haven't seen these birds before. They're great birds. They're really cool. Fantastic birds.

SPEAKER_16 31:31

They're like bright orange.

SPEAKER_06 31:32

Yeah, they're really cool.

SPEAKER_16 31:33

They're really cool birds.

SPEAKER_05 31:34

They're worth it to get distracted by.

SPEAKER_16 31:37

So I don't think I've actually fully described the layout of this village yet. So time for a little bit of a little lore draw. So yeah, it's it's built around the central bath complex. You know, that that is that is what makes up the biggest. But essentially, this this village is built on a hill. And the lowest part of that is what they call the the earth tier. And then you've got kind of the middle part where you've got more of your middle income kind of bathhouses and stuff like that. And then the the sky tier, kind of your middle, and then the heaven tier. You basically have to go in kind of a spiral to accomplish the search that you're describing, to like cover everything with your radar. So you kind of head down the spiral, as it were, and you don't sense her in the heaven tier. Um, but you do eventually come across, you start feeling signs of her in the uh sky tier.

SPEAKER_12 32:41

So we're in the sky tier. Uh what is surrounding us here?

SPEAKER_16 32:45

Um, so yeah, these are your your middle income bath houses. Um there's the the red light district kind of makes up part of the the earth tier and the sky tier, but it's not really as active during the day.

SPEAKER_06 33:02

I wonder why. Uh Lunette's gonna hold her hand up and just kind of like try and get everyone's attention. We can just try yelling. She's nearby, she's somewhere. She's around. So your idea is to just start.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

We need an adult!

SPEAKER_16 33:23

Like somewhere Kildora's like reading a book and she puts the book down and is like, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

A vacation.

SPEAKER_12 33:32

Um she hear us over our bracers? Can we like Oh, she doesn't have a bracer. She doesn't have a bracer.

SPEAKER_16 33:37

She does have a lantern pin. You are welcome to try the lantern pin.

SPEAKER_05 33:41

We just really bad at the lantern pin. Guys, I intelligence is not my strong stat.

SPEAKER_15 33:49

Well, I do have a headband.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

I know. That's why that's why someone other than me should do investigation.

SPEAKER_06 33:54

I wish that I had more intelligence because then I could I could do it and I are more likely to do it.

SPEAKER_16 33:59

Well, we'll say because the the spell is supposed to just work, and and we've been kind of kind of fucking with you about it. It's fine. I don't care. Um we'll we'll say them helping you will give you an advantage to roll again.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

It's just if Lunette's doing it, it's just boss, boss, boss, boss.

SPEAKER_16 34:17

So, alright, you're you're trying to spend a message directly to Keldora, and there there is a pin that is receiving that message, but she is not responding. Responding. She's not wearing it. She's in a box.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

Um however, that pinging kind of kind of it's like it's like whenever like your phone is lost and it like or like your Apple Watch and it just like bing.

SPEAKER_16 34:40

Yeah, yeah, it kind of like synchronizes with your spell, and you kind of go over there.

SPEAKER_05 34:47

We're calling her phone and listening to it ring. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_16 34:52

So yeah, down the street a little bit from where you are, there's kind of a non-descript, like hole in the wall kind of kind of bathhouse. And uh and you you you head down that way.

SPEAKER_05 35:05

She hears her phone just blowing up. She's like, I'm not touching that. I'm on vacation. Found it.

SPEAKER_16 35:11

No, no, no. She's like trying to bury her face in the book. Uh but yeah, you you all head up and and it's it's like a little ma and pa kind of bathhouse. You know, like it is it is nice, it is clean. It's not the highest price point.

SPEAKER_06 35:28

We went to the really bougie one because that's what they told us to go to, and we were like, oh shit. We might have gotten a little ripped off. This is a tourist.

SPEAKER_16 35:35

Yeah, y'all are like Nouveau Reach, you have zero concept of where like what you should actually be going to. You're like, yeah, this sounds fine.

SPEAKER_06 35:42

Uh are there any people in the lobby? Or like in the behind the doors?

SPEAKER_16 35:45

There's there's kind of like an older wrinkly gentleman kind of sitting behind a counter.

SPEAKER_06 35:51

Uh can I- I'm Lunette's going to go up to the counter. Uh hello.

SPEAKER_05 35:58

Hello.

SPEAKER_06 36:00

Uh, we're looking for a a uh load. We know where she is. I am just you have to miss social cues. Social cues, social discomfort.

SPEAKER_09 36:09

Welcome in How can I help you?

SPEAKER_05 36:15

We should we should just go get Kildora.

SPEAKER_09 36:18

We know where she is.

SPEAKER_06 36:21

Um, we're looking for a woman named Kildora.

SPEAKER_15 36:24

This is giving us sloth vibes from Zootopia. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:29

Do you happen to know what room she's staying in?

SPEAKER_16 36:32

Oh, let me see. He starts reaching out real quick. Delos literally do a book.

SPEAKER_05 36:37

Dalos is going to look at Lunette.

SPEAKER_06 36:40

Lunette has Lunette has an astonishing amount of patience for old people.

SPEAKER_15 36:44

Well, in this way, Venarius just like lays a hand on Delos. She's like, as much as I would love to see her in this capacity. Let's take our time.

SPEAKER_06 36:55

Well, if we knock, we we can make sure that she's okay.

SPEAKER_15 36:59

We also look like we're people trying to margin. But she knows that we're not cultural, it's a culture thing. She does, uh, they don't. What did he do?

SPEAKER_06 37:08

Yes, but she can't name one. Keldor Dora. All of you all of us are talking about. Oh, um, but we could, like, uh we're just going to knock. It will be plenty polite. Just be he's old, be patient. We know where she is. A demon's not going to be patient.

SPEAKER_09 37:33

Eldora.

SPEAKER_06 37:35

Taylor's just gonna go over to Genova and be like, I know where she is. Let's go. Um, is this man is this man human? Yeah. He's just really old. Yeah, no, so Luna is gonna be like, she's like, be patient, he's old, and he's human, so he's like old, old. Taylor's is gonna walk away with Jenova.

SPEAKER_16 37:51

He's like turning pages, like ancient slow.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

She's gonna follow the the the thing basically.

SPEAKER_10 37:57

Oh, that's from two years ago. We're almost there.

SPEAKER_06 38:01

Keldora.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

Taylor's will go up to whatever door is the one that doesn't will knock.

SPEAKER_06 38:09

Like not not super gently, as in loud enough that you would hear, but not to startle.

SPEAKER_09 38:14

Yeah. I I believe there's a do not deter sign.

SPEAKER_06 38:20

Hello, Kaldora. Um, it is it hard.

SPEAKER_09 38:23

No, Kaldora here, no.

SPEAKER_06 38:25

Unfortunately, I know that you're in there. We found problems. Um, there's a problem, and we kind of wanted an authority in the lanterns to have a bit more say in the matter. We need you. Just for a second.

SPEAKER_16 38:38

Are we actually hearing her voice? Yeah. Oh, okay. From beyond the door. Yeah, she's kind of. You just like hear this pause and then Kel.

SPEAKER_12 38:48

Kell Dora. Come in.

SPEAKER_06 38:49

Kel, Kildore.

unknown 38:51

Good wood.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

They also just like gently open the door and we'll turn down the hallway and look to where Lunette and Venaria were standing next to the old man, kind of I'm assuming like watching us as we walk down the hallway.

SPEAKER_16 39:03

He's still turning pages in his ledger.

SPEAKER_06 39:05

Uh if there's like if there's any like like beverages that on the he that he had while he was working, Lunette's just gonna take that cup and she's gonna slide it closer to his like little old man hands, and then she's gonna be like, that's okay, and then she's gonna go.

SPEAKER_16 39:21

Yeah, Vanar sees that you like with your hand on the door, it's like uh but yeah, you you all you all head in and she was quite literally as described, has a book in her hands and had glasses on, and she's taking the glasses off and the sets the book down. She is chilling in a very hold on, I have a description. She is she's relaxing in a tasteful mint green kimono. And and she's she's just hanging out in a very comfy chair. Um and she's actually on the she her room has like a patio. She's like in the sun, you know, so she's like sets down the book. What is it?

SPEAKER_06 40:03

Good morning, Keldora.

SPEAKER_09 40:04

Good morning.

SPEAKER_06 40:05

Um have you heard about this uh thing called the uh they've been calling it the demon in the mist in the mist?

SPEAKER_09 40:13

No, I'm supposed to be on vacation. Um we found it.

SPEAKER_06 40:16

There was a creature of hundreds of hands. Many hands.

SPEAKER_09 40:20

We've been stopped by the hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_13 40:25

I was told to go on vacation. And I am here, I am doing it, and you were trying to pull me into work.

SPEAKER_06 40:33

It's just kind of like it's kind of grabbing people and eating people, maybe.

SPEAKER_13 40:38

I am not on the clock.

SPEAKER_06 40:39

It's here though. I will say, Keldora. You and I took the same oath, I believe.

SPEAKER_17 40:48

You can't refer to her by her first name. Her rank is warden. She gives you once you say that look. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_06 40:55

I thought we were in vacation mode. Dale's Day was once if Venaria says that it's like warden. Dale's be like, Venaria's in attention, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

He like stepped in the door and saw, like, sorry, just uh Warden Keldora.

SPEAKER_06 41:08

I am sincerely apologetic for interrupting your piece. It is of the instance of lives on the matter, and we cannot step in as uh a company on our own. We simply desire to make sure that people are safe. Kind of squishy, but broke into our it broke into the building.

SPEAKER_09 41:32

If it were up to me, I would I would still be working. However, are you going to tell Saren that you made me work?

SPEAKER_06 41:40

I will take responsibility. She won't do it. She will eat you alive. I know that Saren will enrich you to scrap.

SPEAKER_16 41:49

Saren will do physical violence to me if she finds out that I'm working on my vacation.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

We consider it um some uh consultation, not actual work done. Because we'd love to just go in there with the s with blade swinging. Um but we don't want to get in trouble, and we don't want to get you in trouble as our superior.

SPEAKER_06 42:10

I would have handled it. I would have handled it like 16 hours ago, but there's rules.

SPEAKER_16 42:14

She says two per boss. Make a make a persuasion check. We already got a 24. Okay, yeah, so maximum.

SPEAKER_05 42:24

Maximum guidance.

SPEAKER_16 42:25

We got a 24. I will make you a deal.

SPEAKER_13 42:29

Don't tell Saren. And make sure there is a drink in my hand at all times. And I will help you.

SPEAKER_06 42:38

I captain.

SPEAKER_16 42:39

In in an advisory capacity.

SPEAKER_06 42:43

100% without question.

SPEAKER_16 42:45

I am on vacation.

SPEAKER_06 42:46

Sorry, yes, sir. Banaria goes. Your wish is my command, madam.

SPEAKER_16 42:49

Let's I was waiting for so long for you to be at Dawes. I am going to keep I am going to keep my beautiful ass in this chair until you provide me with a drink. And then I will get up.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

No, I have something for you. I have a water satchel filled with moonshine.

SPEAKER_13 43:09

Oh, that that will do that will do just fine.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

She will she will take that. I picked that up the first day we got to demora. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 43:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 43:19

Yep.

SPEAKER_16 43:20

She will she will take that water skin of moonshine and uncork it and take a surprisingly big gulp of that.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

I can't believe that. Is that gonna impair her ability to help us or just I am on vacation?

SPEAKER_16 43:34

As I have made abundantly clear. Now, speed the way.

SPEAKER_06 43:39

I suspect she's had plenty of encounters with it, the nightcap. She's probably going tolerant enough.

SPEAKER_13 43:45

Oh, I wasn't always the warden.

SPEAKER_16 43:52

And she she will she will kind of wave her hand like lead on.

SPEAKER_06 43:57

Yeah, as we walk, Delos will be like, Their hands. We saw this creature. It is about this size. It tried to bowls, it's in the steamworks. Specifically, Rinashi is the supervisor that's bothering us. Like literally everyone. Could be this. The entity the entity has uh might have suspected intelligence, as it can speak. And the local authority uh they know. I put money on it. Unfortunately, uh the process of getting through the local authorities means that we are not allowed. To investigate, and I do not wish to step on tooth. You can hear Luna's eyes roll. It's kind of fast for how oddly shaped it is.

SPEAKER_16 44:43

Well you did good.

SPEAKER_13 44:44

Yes, not not engaging it. We need to find out more about what it is first. If you go charging in without being prepared, you're just as likely to get yourself hurt again. As you are to deal with it.

SPEAKER_05 44:58

I think Delos and Venaria. Get yourselves hurt again.

SPEAKER_16 45:02

It's like look looking at looking at Dalos like you you have a very hefty price tag.

SPEAKER_06 45:08

I think the nurses are starting to remember our names. I think they know our faces. It's the materium replacement that it costs.

SPEAKER_16 45:19

Yay! Um, but yeah, um.

SPEAKER_13 45:23

So, first thing, we should head to the Magigram station and you should report in.

SPEAKER_16 45:28

She's got that like tipsy swagger.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

She's having a grand old time.

SPEAKER_16 45:34

Yeah, she's she's a little loose, and she's kinda like waving, she's like gesturing with the wine with the water skin. Just send the message and they'll come back with whoever is manning the station right now, they'll likely say it's a C rank warrant.

SPEAKER_12 45:47

Did you have breakfast, Keldora? I have some churros in my pack.

SPEAKER_16 45:51

I will take a churro.

SPEAKER_12 45:53

Here you go. She goes, I have I will take a churro.

SPEAKER_16 45:57

So she got the water skin in one hand and a churro in the other one, takes a bite.

SPEAKER_12 46:03

She needed something on her stomach. She's happy. It's a little early.

SPEAKER_05 46:07

Oh no, I brought her the strongest booze from Oga.

SPEAKER_16 46:11

Oh yeah. Gee, she was bored as fuck, and y'all came and brought her something to do because she didn't want to be on vacation anyway.

SPEAKER_06 46:21

I'm fully imagining Fritter and uh Hoonie are like messing with like her baggy sleeves. She's drunk, having a great time, and the animals are just like, I'm gonna touch it.

SPEAKER_16 46:32

Oh look at you, look at you, can I pet the fuzzies? Yes, yeah. He likes it. Scratch his head. There it goes. So she will she will scoop the bob. But uh yes, so drunk Keldora.

SPEAKER_06 46:44

This is a great time.

SPEAKER_05 46:45

This is why m a lot of us don't treat her with warden respect that we did previously.

SPEAKER_16 46:51

Yeah, she's not she's not the scary warden lady anymore. She's your boss and she's on vacation.

SPEAKER_06 46:57

That's our buddy. She's our cool boss. That's our buddy Keldora.

SPEAKER_16 47:01

So she's she is she's following y'all. She's in vacation mode. She's not leaving the way.

SPEAKER_06 47:07

Yeah. No. We're on the way there, we're just talking, saying things like, oh, there was this one chick, and she can do like tarot reading, I think. And it was kind of creepy and crazy. And then there were nails. If you want to meet her, you're freak to. She's very nice. She's with Ale right now.

SPEAKER_10 47:21

You said this is a churro? She don't give a fuck. It's a little chewy.

SPEAKER_16 47:27

I was gonna say it's it's THC infused moonshine. Having a great time. Great. Uh yeah, y'all y'all make your way to the Magigram station?

SPEAKER_06 47:36

It's telegrams, but magic.

SPEAKER_16 47:38

Yes. Magigram. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:40

Where where the words cost one copper? Hey, but guess what? We have 90 silvers. We got a bag of coppers.

SPEAKER_05 47:46

We have 90 copper. That is literally what was said. It would have been nine silvers. Okay, okay. Don't talk to me. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_16 47:56

Alright. Yeah, you head to the Magigram station.

SPEAKER_12 47:59

Yeah, I'm keeping all the coppers in a sock. It's doubling as a weapon.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 48:04

Yeah, you you you roll in with your with your sock full of coppers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

I would have sent the biggest message ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 48:12

Yeah, it's the same guy there. Kind of sideways looks at Dalos.

SPEAKER_06 48:17

Dalos didn't say anything last time. He sat in the back corner. Lunette was the one. Or not Lunette. Uh Elizabeth was the one that lost.

SPEAKER_05 48:25

He just kind of glow he was glowing in the corner. He didn't say anything.

SPEAKER_16 48:33

Anyway. Did you have another message?

SPEAKER_15 48:38

Yes. To be sent to the lantern hall and Okay.

SPEAKER_06 48:44

Don't even know how to do it. My problem is I have to count words. Um we need to do like description.

SPEAKER_15 48:51

So possible undead entity sided.

SPEAKER_06 48:54

Or not even undead. It could not be undead.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

That's why it's possible. Yeah, but but I feel like saying possible unit. Let's trim it anymore. Possible necromera sided. Uh it might not be necromera. It may not be, but it might be.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

I feel like I feel like big ugly side possible entity.

SPEAKER_02 49:11

I wanna I wanna I want this starting warrant to be as high as we can fucking get it. So let's do it. That's why absorbed worse.

SPEAKER_05 49:19

Quit typing.

SPEAKER_16 49:21

I'm sorry, did you want me to take a message?

SPEAKER_05 49:23

Uh yes. We're figuring it out. Just give us one second.

SPEAKER_16 49:26

Let me step out of the line.

SPEAKER_05 49:28

There's no line. No one's sending message.

SPEAKER_16 49:30

Do you want me to take I've got possible necromeric big ugly side? Do you want me to hang on to this? You can delete that. I can what does delete mean?

SPEAKER_06 49:39

Scratch it off.

SPEAKER_16 49:41

Oh, okay. Are you sure?

SPEAKER_06 49:43

Yes. Uh I can't handle this.

SPEAKER_15 49:47

Possible necromeric request request warrant to pursue.

SPEAKER_06 49:55

We could also say, Hi Saren, we found trouble. Please give it. Like, I feel like at this point you'd expect it where it's like, hi Saren, we found a problem. That's a C-level warrant, please. Please. Thank you. We'll talk to you later. If whatever we do end up saying, I vote, like over the table, I vote that we add a note like PS tell Saren Caldera is drunk.

SPEAKER_05 50:14

No, Caldera is relaxing. Don't say anything about that. Do not say anything about that. Oh yeah, no, she's supposed to be on vacation.

SPEAKER_16 50:19

She's supposed to be on vacation.

SPEAKER_06 50:20

She's drunk on vacation.

SPEAKER_05 50:21

Just say tell Saren Kildora is enjoying her vacation.

SPEAKER_17 50:27

Don't you tell her I'm drunk. Parentheses, parentheses. Don't you tell her that. No. No.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

Okay. Attention. She'll kill me. Attention uh lantern hall. Stop. Oh. Oh. Start over.

SPEAKER_15 50:42

She'll kill me.

SPEAKER_16 50:43

We need like an ATTN on this. It's like atta attention. Lantern hall. Lantern hall. Stop. Stop. Possible Necromera presence. Necromera present.

SPEAKER_06 51:01

Steamstead.

SPEAKER_16 51:03

End game's dead.

SPEAKER_06 51:05

Requesting warrant.

SPEAKER_16 51:08

Requesting warrant.

SPEAKER_05 51:17

One that we've personally witnessed.

SPEAKER_06 51:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 51:20

So it um one fatality noted. Stop. One fatality noted. Stop. I just wrote stop. Stop. Okay. One fatality noted, stop.

SPEAKER_17 51:34

Okay, so what do we have?

SPEAKER_16 51:36

Attention lantern hall, stop. Possible nearcomera presence in Steamstead, stop. Requesting warrant, stop. That word is not. One fatality noted, stop.

SPEAKER_06 51:45

That word has started to lose all meaning.

SPEAKER_16 51:49

I think that's all we needed to said.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

Possible necromera pres okay. So oh, and then um attention sarin. Oh attention sarin. Keldora enjoying vacation.

SPEAKER_16 52:02

Keldora enjoying vacation.

SPEAKER_06 52:07

She's gonna see that and be like, you fucking line.

SPEAKER_16 52:10

Like, oh no, she's getting wrapped up in stuff again.

SPEAKER_06 52:13

You know damn well she doesn't want to be there.

SPEAKER_16 52:14

Yeah, but at least this way it's is in writing. So you want me to you want me to send this off now? Yes. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

SPEAKER_05 52:23

I'm nervous to say necromera, because technically necromera has to be a rank A or higher.

SPEAKER_16 52:28

Alright, that'll be twenty-one copper. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 52:33

Oh, Daylos doesn't have the money. Not personally. I got it in the factory.

SPEAKER_03 52:37

It's gonna say Dalos doesn't have socks either.

SPEAKER_16 52:40

Yeah. Alright, thank you, thank you. Okay, we'll get this send off. You're expecting like a return message? Hopefully. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 52:48

Um Who's gonna sit and babysit it? Like who's gonna sit and babysit waiting for the letter?

SPEAKER_16 52:53

No, no, take one take one of these buzzes and he hands you one of those like restaurant buzzer things.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

Like, he's going to Applebee's.

SPEAKER_16 53:00

No, hold on to this and we'll buzz you when uh when there's a response.

SPEAKER_06 53:05

Wonderful. Is Vinny still outside?

SPEAKER_16 53:09

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you if you head back to um if you head back to Bath Bath and Beyond, Vinny is is still just chilling out there. He's he's got like he's got like up like a couple of packs of smokes. Just sitting on like he's got there's like a little, you know, like one of those garden wall things. You know, he's got just like a couple packs sitting there and he's just sitting on the wall, swinging his legs.

SPEAKER_06 53:33

Dude, those things are gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_16 53:35

At least I know how I'm gonna go out.

SPEAKER_06 53:37

Wheezing?

SPEAKER_16 53:39

Ayy.

SPEAKER_06 53:39

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

Coughs up along.

SPEAKER_16 53:46

Oh, I need that. Oh well.

SPEAKER_05 53:48

Put that one back in.

SPEAKER_16 53:51

This is why we got clerics on on staff. But yeah. How can I help you? Are you having a good day?

SPEAKER_12 53:59

Yeah, we're having a great day. We found our warden.

SPEAKER_16 54:02

Oh, hey! Excellent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:05

Kildore, would you like to meet the fortune teller we talked to you about?

SPEAKER_16 54:09

Hmm.

SPEAKER_10 54:11

Does she have any more of those churros? She's like, didn't they have those gifts?

SPEAKER_16 54:16

Hello, hello, sir. Do you have churros?

SPEAKER_06 54:19

He does not have churros. He has cigarettes.

SPEAKER_16 54:21

I don't have churros. Yeah, I gotta I gotta smoke. You wanna smoke? I do.

SPEAKER_06 54:25

Do not give her a drunk cigarette.

SPEAKER_10 54:27

Can I bring it up? Tell me what I'm gonna take the cigarette.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

I am your boss. You are not, you are on vacation. I want to take the cigarette. I'm cigarette. No. Can I roll the cicar cigarette?

SPEAKER_16 54:37

Roll dexterity. Roll dexterity.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

Can I can I step while they're doing high, honey. While they're doing that, I I'm gonna help you. So roll a d4.

SPEAKER_16 54:49

Let's see if you can take the cigarette from Tildora.

SPEAKER_05 54:52

But what I would like to do is I'd like to step in between her and Vinny while they're doing that. While they're fighting over the cigarette.

SPEAKER_06 54:59

You said a dexterity?

SPEAKER_16 55:00

Yeah, a dexterity check.

SPEAKER_06 55:03

Oh wait, you're proficient. Yes, I am. It's a dirty 20.

SPEAKER_16 55:07

You rolled a 21.

SPEAKER_06 55:09

Dang it.

SPEAKER_16 55:09

Yeah. No, she rolled a She's got that drunk girl like flexibility, and you try and take it from her and she like rolls her shoulder back and stuff. And and like lifes it from behind her back.

SPEAKER_04 55:21

Tell Dora, tell Dora.

SPEAKER_16 55:22

Which she blows it in your face.

SPEAKER_06 55:24

I'm gonna tell Saren on you.

SPEAKER_16 55:25

Venera is like smoking. Tell her whatever you want. I am on vacation. Did you think the swagamonshine?

SPEAKER_06 55:39

Just walk her to the what happens on vacations days when Vinny, uh Lunette, like Vinny, you can't give my boss cigarettes to- what? She looked like she might want- I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 55:49

When I drink, I wanna smoke.

SPEAKER_16 55:50

When I'm not drinking, I wanna smoke. I just like smoking.

SPEAKER_06 55:52

Lunette, pointing at point, pointing at like the the fucking graveyard of cigarette buttons. I've got no kidding. I'm gonna pick him up. When? When I'm done here. I'm done camping.

SPEAKER_16 56:04

You know, they I mean they told me to wash the room. They didn't tell me like how long. They just said do it. So here I am.

SPEAKER_06 56:11

Just subsisting on coffee and crazy. Bringing me more smoke, so I don't need to go anywhere. Yeah. Fucking coffee and cigarettes. God and just it turns around and she's gonna go follow it on.

SPEAKER_05 56:20

Dalis is doing that gentle thing where he's he's guiding her, but not letting her know that he's taking her somewhere. Oh yeah, she's striking.

SPEAKER_16 56:30

I do what I want.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Yeah, like essentially because he knows that if she knows that he's taking her somewhere, she's gonna be like, Well, I didn't I don't want to go there.

SPEAKER_06 56:39

So he's like, Wow, you you have such a good idea to walk over this direction.

SPEAKER_13 56:44

I do, I have the best idea. That's why I'm the warfare.

SPEAKER_06 56:47

I I I ship the warden and Saren. I do. I think they're dating. I think they're dating.

SPEAKER_13 56:54

Saren can't tell me what do we do.

SPEAKER_06 56:56

That's why I think that she's so scared of Saren. Her girlfriend will just fucking kill her. Dalos just quietly. Yes, yes, warden. Of course, warden. Wonderful warden.

SPEAKER_15 57:07

I am I am the best warden. Where are we going? Uh we're going to get you more churros, Bernard. I need more churros. She likes her hands up dancing.

SPEAKER_05 57:19

She drops the cigarette. Daylos will snuff it.

SPEAKER_16 57:21

Yeah, no, she goes like flying off somewhere and she didn't even notice.

SPEAKER_06 57:27

It's like this is she's a a nightmare. This is a she's a nightmare. She would tell other women in the bathroom they're pretty. Like that's the kind of drunk woman she is. Wow, absolutely. Like, you are beautiful, and they they don't don't don't even they don't even know what you're what you're what you're like. They don't even they don't even know you, like I know you stranger in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_15 57:51

Mary's trying very hard to set herself up as that bathroom girl right now.

SPEAKER_16 57:55

Well y'all y'all are like kind of trying to trying to Corral the warden. Yes, you're trying to corral Keldora. And as as you kind of turn a corner, you see Tano.

SPEAKER_04 58:07

Ah.

SPEAKER_16 58:08

Along with Tono Along with uh another another person who's following along behind him. Uh huh. And they're staring at Kildora with their jaws open. Dalus?

SPEAKER_05 58:19

Delus is going to use this his size to his advantage and step in front of Kildora and be like, Tano, it's wonderful to see you.

SPEAKER_06 58:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:28

Yeah. Huh? Is that? We had a really in interesting thing, and Dalus is gonna like try to turn his way away from her.

SPEAKER_16 58:36

Like trying to look over. Is that Kildorah?

SPEAKER_05 58:38

Uh perhaps.

SPEAKER_16 58:39

Benaria is joining in this screen, but like from the Kildora side. She's got her arms up, she's like dancing.

SPEAKER_06 58:45

Um, there was this really um uh concerning thing, and Daelos is gonna try and get him to focus on whatever this is to help him identify.

SPEAKER_00 58:54

What what?

SPEAKER_06 58:56

Um, so you must be Kai, and Dalos will turn to the other person.

SPEAKER_16 59:01

Yeah! Hi, I'm Kai Han, and she'll reach out and she'll like grab your hand and shake it violently.

SPEAKER_06 59:06

Dalos will meet that. My name is Dalos.

SPEAKER_15 59:08

It's nice to meet you, Dalos.

SPEAKER_06 59:10

Wonderful.

SPEAKER_15 59:11

Binari hears a woman's voice and just like Hello.

SPEAKER_06 59:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 59:16

Handle the current problem.

SPEAKER_06 59:17

You're greedy. Oh, gee! Your arms are full of Taldora and you are greedy. Uh Luna is going to lean out from behind uh Delos. She's gonna be like, Welcome to the circus, I guess.

SPEAKER_16 59:29

Oh, it's nice to meet all of you. Um thank you for the opportunity. I'm so glad to be part of the Hearth Guard. Wonderful.

SPEAKER_06 59:35

Um we are investigating this this uh slightly concerning thing right now. Um Okay. You guys are going to learn this one way or another. Uh that is Kildorah. She is not helping us, she's in an advising capacity and she is on vacation. And if Saren asks, she's on vacation.

SPEAKER_16 59:54

She is on vacation.

SPEAKER_06 59:55

If Saren asks, she is enjoying a wonderful book. She's having a great time. Her mom and pop shop down the road in the Earth District. Oh no, in the sky district. Sorry.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:06

I just realized if we can get her back there and she's still drinking, she's enjoying her spirits in the sky.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:14

If like if Saren finds out that we asked her to help with any of this, we're all dead as a unit. So let's just Oh! It's a secret! Okay. Kind of.

SPEAKER_16 1:00:23

He likes he like does the little dip across her face thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:26

You seem to be. How dare you make a character so adorable?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:30

She is tiny. So we have a normal-sized horse face dude, and then tiny what I can only imagine to be a fairy.

SPEAKER_16 1:00:38

Yeah, so okay, so yeah, Tano is essentially like if you turned a Clydesdale into a dude. Yeah. Right. And then Kaihan is like four and a half feet tall, max. Uh, she is a tiny like itty-bitty little thing with like jet back jet black hair pulled back and a and a ponytail. Um, she's wearing like leather armor that's seen the road.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:05

That's how you know whenever she went, like this to Delos' hand, he was encouraging.

SPEAKER_16 1:01:09

Yeah, like she is real tiny. So yeah. There they are uh kind of they are there and enthusiastic. You now have your your two recruited NPCs.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:19

Yay! Welcome to the team.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:22

Um Thank you so much. Dalos will tell them, like, sorry, we thought that you were actually responding to a message we just sent. Um oh no. We're here. We can go back to uh room.

SPEAKER_16 1:01:33

Um Well, hold just they we we went to the we went to Zervin Manor to talk to to Ignacio when we got the message, and he he gave us this packet to to give to you.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:45

It's spiders.

SPEAKER_16 1:01:47

And and there's there's this little box in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:49

Is it is it is it labeled any like is it labeled for anyone in particular?

SPEAKER_16 1:01:53

Here, okay, no, I've I've got it here. I will read you the message you sent. Ignacio, stop. Company recruitment, stop. Tano Barung, stop, Kai Han, stop, post, stop, grip, stop, Iggy, stop. Found grandfather, stop. Gather spiders, thanks. Stop.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:15

Spiders. I have absolutely no question what's in that box.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:21

Shut up. Who is the box labeled for?

SPEAKER_16 1:02:24

I just it says to to the most esteemed hot guard.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:28

And it's gonna take the box.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:30

Can I peek can I peek in it? Yeah. I'll let you open that one.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:35

You just like hold it next to your ear with a gentle pitter pattern behind your feet.

SPEAKER_16 1:02:42

Yeah. Uh but yeah, you you kind of peek open the lid and there's like several um wrapped paper packages. Okay. Spiders and then there's a little a little letter on top.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:53

Okay, so now that it's not a l a box of live spiders.

SPEAKER_16 1:02:56

There does not appear to be any live spiders in there.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:58

If it was live spiders in the sandwiches, there's no happy man.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:01

Can I be so honest with you guys? If it was a box of live spiders, I would have been like, okay, I'm gonna keep this with me. And then I would go back to my grandpa's room and just throw that shit in there. I'm gonna open up the box all the way now that I know it's not a box of just live spiders. Entire whole live spiders. Yeah. Uh, what's the note say?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:21

Greetings and salutations to the most esteemed heart god. It is my sincere wish that you are well and remain in high spirits. Please do me the honor of enjoying the accompanying tiny cakes and sandwiches. I do so hope that they arrived safely, and that you have the opportunity to enjoy them while they are at their peak of deliciousness. Also included is a vial of infused mineral oil for Master Taylor. I squeezed each petal of lavender and rose myself and spent many hours distilling their essence to their utmost purity. I still have two bottles of mineral oil. May find it suitable with deepest and most arrogant regards. Ignacio.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:06

I love that man. I'm not putting numbers next to mineral. I love that man.

SPEAKER_16 1:04:12

So, yeah, and some spreadsheet for mineral oil. Several of those wonderful little cucumber sandwiches. And and a bottle of mineral oil. And then there are some questionable-looking sandwiches with with black innards.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:28

What Lunette's gonna do is she's like looking in this box and she looks at the weird sandwich, and she's like, I don't even know if he fucking deserves this. Like if he's still in town, just like as he le as he's heading out of the gates, she just Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:43

So, there you go.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:44

I can love it, guys. I love his care package. This is great. It's so sweet. Okay. He's so sweet. Where's the love?

SPEAKER_16 1:04:52

He said he he wanted us to make sure that you were doing okay. How are you doing? We're here. It's great. We're alive.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:01

It is it is.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:02

We're having a great time.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:05

She's well, she's blasted, so she's having a great time. Um, Dalos is gonna like uh grab Tano and be like, these are the things that we've seen. Uh do any of these uh like are associated with any of the things that you normally see?

SPEAKER_15 1:05:17

And we're still heading them back to the hotel.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_15 1:05:21

We need to be out of the street.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:22

Yeah, Delos is like, Fenaria's got Keldora. I'm just gonna absolutely grill Tono.

SPEAKER_16 1:05:27

No, as you as you go through the souvenir shop, Keldora is trying to grab every little snack. Oh my god. She's like, I want this. Ooh, oh there's another churro!

SPEAKER_06 1:05:36

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:37

And she gets churro dust on everything.

SPEAKER_16 1:05:39

Everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:39

Everything.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:40

I am so done.

SPEAKER_16 1:05:40

Cinnamon and sugar on everything.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:42

I am so glad that that one time I was like, can I take the water out and refill it with shine?

SPEAKER_16 1:05:48

That was great. I was like, I know this is gonna pay off later. Yes, and yes, and Elizabeth. Perfect. Okay. Yep. So but yeah, you you take her on back.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:58

Put her in a comfortable spot, get her placed down.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:01

Tucking her in and then like doing the full like blanket over.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:04

She grabs one of the familiars, like a teddy bear.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:06

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she she's got uh she she's got both of them on her lap. And she is just she looks like she is in heaven, just munching on little like little dried fruits and churros, and she she got like a thing of water.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:22

We all kind of like at this point, like not that we expect it, but we all kind of have an expectation of like, oh yeah, Kildora can be like this. I assume that the two of them are like, oh my god, God.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:33

She's being Oh yeah. They they look absol like uh scary. Tano and Kaihan both are just like, oh wow. Like Kaihan keeps giggling every time she looks at Kildora.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:46

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, because as soon as she sobers up, she will like we are never speaking about this again.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:51

She's gonna murder all of us.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:52

Yeah, that'll be fine. Uh no. I I'm the one who gave her the moonshine. She's fine. She's gonna make us take an oath of silence.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:00

She might actually do that though.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:04

It's when her and Sarah. It's all about having the memories. No, her and Saren think we're cute, so it'll be fine. And you guys are a part of our team now, so you're probably covered.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:11

So you all get her all set up and good to go. And that is where we are going to end today's episode. Will the Hearthguard find out what's going on with the monster thing?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:24

Nah.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:25

Find out next week the fate of our heroes as they continue their adventures in tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:30

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Will Jeanette ever get the sandwich to her grandfather?

SPEAKER_16 1:07:34

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SPEAKER_05 1:08:16

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SPEAKER_16 1:08:18

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SPEAKER_06 1:09:23

It never stops being funny. Hey Saren. Hey, Saran. So we found this weird thing, and the red ter thermi are not helping us. So we would like a warrant, possibly, you know, C or B is possible if possible, and um follow up on making sure that we have control over local authorities to make sure that we can go into the steamworks to pursue. Exo Xogossip Girl.