Brad and Brittany We're back - New Name and New Bite

Brad and Brittany are back—and this time, we’re doing it our way.

Welcome to the very first episode of The Sexy Swinging Vampires, where we officially reintroduce ourselves to the lifestyle podcast world. After stepping away from our previous show, we’re pulling back the curtain on what led us to leave, what we learned along the way, and why creating our own platform was the only path forward.

In this episode, we dive into:

• The real reasons behind leaving our old podcast
• How the lifestyle has shaped our relationship and perspective
• What “The Sexy Swinging Vampires” is all about (and yes… where that name came from)
• What you can expect from future episodes—guests, stories, unfiltered conversations, and plenty of fun along the way

Whether you’ve been in the lifestyle for years, you’re lifestyle-curious, or you’re just here for the ride—this is your invitation to join us as we start this new chapter.

Fresh blood. Fresh energy. Same unapologetic honesty.

Let’s get into it.

Transcript

Brittany Bitch 0:00

This podcast is intended for adults 18 years and older. We keep things honest, open, and sometimes we get a little spicy with conversations about relationships, lifestyle, and experiences meant to be fun, entertaining, and oh very real. Everything shared on the sexy swinging vampires is based on our personal opinions and experiences. We're not professionals or experts. We're just having sexy, fun conversations and inviting you in along for the ride. Listener discretion is advised, and a sense of humor is highly recommended.

Brad 0:48

Welcome back All you sexy vampires. I'm Brad.

Brittany Bitch 0:52

Hi, I'm Brittany. Welcome to sexy swinging vampires.

Brad 1:00

Oh, I had it wrong. Dang. And you're not just Britney, you're Brittany Bitch.

Brittany Bitch 1:04

I'm Britney Bitch.

Brad 1:04

You're wearing the shirt tonight.

Brittany Bitch 1:06

You're right. We are back.

Brad 1:08

We're back.

Brittany Bitch 1:09

And it's a little different look and feel.

Brad 1:11

I know. Yeah. How are you feeling?

Brittany Bitch 1:13

I'm feeling great. How are you feeling?

Brad 1:14

I got goosebumps, actually, to be quite honest with you. Like literally, I literally, if you touch my arm right now, I've got goosebumps.

Brittany Bitch 1:19

So it's taken us a little while to kind of get to the theme, the elements, the here we are. We're in our own home studio and excited to be recording our very first sexy swinging vampire.

Brad 1:35

Sexy swinging vampires, right? So we had to be a little bit different, right? You'll see our cover art if you're looking at our podcast right now. We use the beautiful tools of AI. And, you know, as I try to name this, I wanted to do it the sexy vampires, but the sexy swinging vampires. Because we don't want like, you know, eight-year-old kids going, Oh, I love vampires. Let's put this right on.

Brittany Bitch 1:54

Hence the disclaimer, right? This is adult content only.

Brad 1:58

Exactly right. And it is going to be some adult content. So I just want to make sure everybody, welcome to our very first episode of the sexy swinging vampires. Yes, it is Brad. It is Brittany. And Britney, I'm putting this out on you right now because you have to keep me in check, I think. Britney's gonna be our HR. She's HR in a lot of things in my life because I have a big mouth. I say things that are a little outrageous, things that might be a little egregious, if you will. Claims, if that is. Yes, correct. I do. So, you know, I will say, like, for example, this is not egregious, and I don't think that this is outrageous, but we know everything about the lifestyle.

Brittany Bitch 2:37

Oh, wait, let's stop there. Yeah, not even close. This is our journey. Um, but God, we still have a lot to learn, and I'm so excited about it.

Brad 2:47

Well, what whatever we say, our listeners should do. Why not?

Brittany Bitch 2:54

Yes, that's true.

Brad 2:55

That's true.

Brittany Bitch 2:55

Just take all of what Brad says and do it all. Um, don't mind the um bumps and bruises along the way.

Brad 3:02

We have done and experienced everything there is in the lifestyle.

Brittany Bitch 3:07

Yeah, no, not quite. No, and I'm still looking forward to more.

Brad 3:10

All right, we have never had that's egregious. We have never had any issues while maneuvering through this journey at all. Like we're perfect, like from day one, we were just happy.

Brittany Bitch 3:19

Yeah, we were natural-born swingers.

Brad 3:21

Natural born swingers. Yeah, that's a whole different person. I know, exactly. That's pretty cool, though. No, again, that's a lie. Is that true, Brittany?

Brittany Bitch 3:27

Oh, that's a lie. That is a lie.

Brad 3:28

Yeah, so Brittany Bitch, this thing is, I'm pretty sure it's true, is a size queen. True or false?

Brittany Bitch 3:34

Um, no, no, that's completely false.

Brad 3:37

Okay. All right. Well, see, this is why I have her here. And um, she's gonna keep us in check, fact-checking, and all that kind of stuff. So then, Brittany, what would you say my role is?

Brittany Bitch 3:47

So, Brad, if you've ever heard him before, he is definitely the mayor. He will be the life of the party, he will find people that need be need to be found, and he will bring them into the fold. So, Brad is a great connector, he is a fantastic person to talk to, to resonate with. Yeah, he wants to know you as well. That's what I do love about Brad. He really finds the people, um, and he is genuine about who you are and what you do and what makes you tick. Thank you so much.

Brad 4:21

That's so kind of you. You have to say that because we're married.

Brittany Bitch 4:23

I don't I could just say, no, you're just along for the ride.

Brad 4:27

No, but I also think too, like when we when we do go out, and I'm gonna and I'm gonna take that also going into this podcast as well. So I really want to get down to it. I want to hear the nuts and the bolts, if you will, right? And nuts and bolts could be a very phallic symbol, but we're not gonna do that today. Okay, there's we don't do puns or anything like that here.

Brittany Bitch 4:43

None.

Brad 4:44

None. Thank you, HR. But that's the thing, is like I want to get down to it. Like, I want to know, I want to hear some stories. Like exactly you do, right? So, you know, and this is our very first podcast. So we're gonna make sure that everything sounds great as best as we possibly can. There's always bumps in the road. While we have done plenty of podcasts, you know, a first podcast is like your first LS swap experience, right? It can be absolutely amazing, or it can fall flat like your dick in a condom for the first time in 20 years.

Brittany Bitch 5:13

Oh, like a terrorist abduction.

Brad 5:15

Like a terrorist abduction, yes. We'll talk about that one eventually too. But that was a that was spot on when I brought that up. All right. So, how might you know us, Brittany Bitch? I mean, we have, like I mentioned, we've done podcasts before. We were on a podcast called Two Plus Two. Two plus two.

Brittany Bitch 5:31

Yeah.

Brad 5:31

Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 5:32

We were a foursome. Correct. You know, and like all foursomes, or sometimes foursomes, sometimes sizzle fizzles.

Brad 5:39

That's right.

Brittany Bitch 5:40

And finding a four-way connection is difficult. And then in addition, maintaining that four-way connection is also difficult. So I think what we'll find here in the next little while is yeah, we may have foursomes come on, and maybe we'll even do an orgy at some point. That would be fun. Let's put that on my list. Of course. Um, but ultimately, right, it's it's keeping those connections going.

Brad 6:04

Right. And we did 60 episodes on that podcast, and they were they were pretty good. I would say so. And I think we were we were very entertaining. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Um, one of the things that if you've ever go back to listen to those, there is uh one that we did about your favorite body part, Brittany.

Brittany Bitch 6:21

Yes.

Brad 6:22

And is that still true to form today? Because you said hamstrings.

Brittany Bitch 6:26

Absolutely. It's still one of my most favorite things. In fact, this weekend I was grabbing a few hamstrings.

Brad 6:32

Okay, so paint a picture why you like hamstrings real quick, because what she had done, okay, for for the people that have listened to us over the last year and a half, I would get messages all the time saying, hey, or we would get messages, hey, I uh just got done with my hamstring workout today.

Brittany Bitch 6:49

And men, I appreciate it. Yeah, women too, like hamstrings are super sexy to me. Um, however, let me paint this picture of why, because I've had people ask me, like, why hamstrings? So when you are giving a blowjob, and let's say the gentleman is standing up, you with me so far?

Brad 7:08

No, well, I'm not giving a blowjob to anybody, but yeah, go ahead. I'm sure the ladies are okay.

Brittany Bitch 7:12

Let's say I'm giving you a blowjob right now. Well, part of my thing is to take my hands and start towards your back, rub my hands down your back over your ass, and then grab the hamstrings, and there you go, man. That's why.

Brad 7:28

And uh what are you doing with your mouth?

Brittany Bitch 7:30

Well, my mouth is on their cock at that point. Yes. Yes.

Brad 7:34

And then uh other episodes, one that I thought was pretty uh vulnerable, funny um for me personally was the one learning about my penis episode.

Brittany Bitch 7:44

I love learning about your penis.

Brad 7:47

So still that was yeah, that was um pretty intense. And then you might know us if you met us on the Bliss Cruise, because yeah, as as Brittany has put me out there, as the mayor, we've been on Bliss Cruises and I love meeting people. I really will I talk to anybody and everybody, you know, as long as you're not a uh time-sucking energy vampire, we're gonna have fun. And just have I just want to learn your story, right? And then we've been to Scarlet Ranch a few times.

Brittany Bitch 8:12

Scarlet Ranch, we've been to Trapeze, been to Trapeze, um, local, so Arizona local area. If you're in the Arizona local area, you might have seen us around at either hotel takeovers or parties and meet and greets. Meet and greets, definitely some of our favorites.

Brad 8:28

So vampires, Brittany.

Brittany Bitch 8:30

Yeah.

Brad 8:31

So are you ready for the quiz though? Because I have uh, you know, why do we say vampires? Do you want to go with one? What do you got?

Brittany Bitch 8:39

Okay, so if you've ever watched True Blood, Brad and I actually were fans of this in our vanilla life. And funny enough, like we started talking about how sexy the actors are. And of course, they want to, you know, enhance and entice and keep people coming. So you hire the best sexy actors, right? Well, at the same time, any vampire you typically see in a vampire movie is super sexy, whatever your take is, however you look at them, super sexy. So then you have these sexy people all around. It's kind of a secret society. Yeah. Look at you. You remembered all these things. I know it all.

Brad 9:21

So vampires are sexier than pineapples. That's the way I look at it. So that's why I came up with that. Okay, good idea. Go ahead. Next question.

Brittany Bitch 9:27

I do, I do love it. I'm not going to discount pineapple people, but I prefer vampires. Um, so we're a secret society.

Brad 9:35

That's right.

Brittany Bitch 9:36

Once you have been bit, you've always been bit. You're always a vampire. Yeah, you're always a vampire. Because you kind of know that already. Because you know that's how you talk about it unless you're with your own tribe, right?

Brad 9:47

That's right.

Brittany Bitch 9:48

Um, and then what else do we have?

Brad 9:50

The next one is vampires usually come out at night. So when when when we when do we go out? We go out, we party at night, right?

Brittany Bitch 9:56

Well, I like to day drink. If anybody does know me, if you've heard my podcast, I am a day drinker and I am a happy hour shower type person. So there you go. But I will party into the night.

Brad 10:09

And do you want to be naked by nine? We're not gonna be out. Like we don't stay out till one to two o'clock. Well, we have, but we don't want to, right?

Brittany Bitch 10:14

We typically do. We typically do. Here's the secret sauce to that, too, people. If you can hang with me for the second here. Yeah. So if you get naked by nine, right, and you have sex and you go through all the fun things. Well, when you're done, now you can go dance and you can go party and you can go do whatever you want, and you don't have to worry about the rest of the night. Right. It's fantastic.

Brad 10:39

You typically still have energy, is what I'm trying to say. Right, because you're amped up. Right. Because you've been probably even partying all day. If you're like Brittany, you're drinking all day. We try to take a little, you know, afternoon nap, and then we get back out and we go and do it again. But then still, you're drained at the very end there, too. So yeah, yeah. So yeah, hang out. And I do, I do like that. True blood was really eye-opening for me. And it was just, it was one of those things where I'm going, okay, what do what does this all mean? Like, how do they get all these people together? You know, and they're all partying, they're all doing these fun things. I'm like, once we got into this lifestyle, once we became swingers, once we became vampires, now it all makes sense because they were fucking in that that as well.

Brittany Bitch 11:14

All the time. That was really super sexy.

Brad 11:17

And so let me ask you a question, Brittany. So were you more of a Bill fan or an Eric fan?

Brittany Bitch 11:22

So now he's referencing um True Blood.

Brad 11:24

Correct.

Brittany Bitch 11:24

Um, I'm more of an Eric fan.

Brad 11:27

Now you're an Eric fan.

Brittany Bitch 11:28

I know.

Brad 11:28

You know, you change that.

Brittany Bitch 11:30

I, you know, it I guess it depends on the day, and that actually happens in a lifestyle. Oh my god.

Brad 11:35

So this is one of those things that I've said before, too, is that I can never find a good match for Brittany. I mean, I find attractive men, I find men that I'm like, I don't think she'd be attracted. And next thing you know, she's like, oh yeah, he's hot. I'm going, wait, what?

Brittany Bitch 11:49

Well, that's because I don't necessarily just look at the physical aspect. I'm very picky in ways, right? But it's more a connection for me. So if I connect to the the man and the woman, right, then I'm in. Let's go.

Brad 12:03

It's true. And so, in that same thing. So, and for those of you that have never seen it, I'm sorry, but you gotta just bear with us. If you haven't seen it, I would recommend that you actually check it out. It's kind of cool. But there was this one scene where they had this brand new vampire that was born, right? This that one of the guys had a bite biter and then had to become the like mentor for for her, right? They were wild, she was a brand new vampire, untamed, she was hungry, she needed to know how to find you know her way and navigate this whole new lifestyle for her, right? And that type of thing. And that's kind of what we're doing. So we have been in the lifestyle for a while, and it has been like tripping over our experiences. And I don't have a mentor, and I'm not asking to be a mentor for anybody, or you to look at us as mentors, but we have experiences, do we not?

Brittany Bitch 12:54

We've had good and bad, and then phenomenal experiences, so all over the spectrum, right? Right. Where you know, you you go through this, and I do love that you actually put that analogy around this brand new vampire. Because if you do watch the show, you will see it is tough to navigate like this new world. And I do feel that that's what happens when you get into the swinger society. And how do you how do you act? How do you behave? How do you approach somebody? How do you how do you um flirt with somebody without hurting your spouse, even? You know, and there's so many things that go into that.

Brad 13:29

Yeah, most of us haven't flirted in forever. Yeah, how do you even flirt? How do you flirt anymore? What's okay? So now I flirt with you, that's awesome. And then my wife or or the or the wife is or you know, the spouse or whatever is pissed. I'm like, he's like, wait a minute, you're way too this, you're way too that. So there's you know, there's ways of of doing that. And we're gonna get we're we'll get into this, we'll navigate through that type of thing. So, you know, it's uh I oh here's the one thing I wanted to bring up the freshman year of swinging. That's a topic that we should bring up at some time. Like that very first year of like 20.

Brittany Bitch 14:04

Oh my gosh, you know, you don't gain typically 20 pounds in lifestyle, you usually lose 20 pounds, right?

Brad 14:10

If you gain 20, you're probably gonna be pushing yourself into a different lane of people that you might want to hang out with.

Brittany Bitch 14:15

So I guess too. There it that's a different lifestyle because you drink a little bit more, sometimes you're eating you know, eating out a little bit more. So I got much. It depends, yeah. Hopefully a lot of protein.

Brad 14:26

Yeah. So anyway, so that's what you're gonna hear. A little bit of that. We'll tell you more what you're gonna hear in this podcast in just a bit here. But I think we also need to address the elephant in the room. Again, these are people that know us and why we broke away, right? And we're doing our own thing. And, you know, we felt like it was just time to move on, wasn't operating? I mean, it was, you know, two plus two ran its course, right? I mean, that's what I think so.

Brittany Bitch 14:49

We talked about a lot of like, okay, so sometimes the sizzle fizzles in life, right? And or you start connecting with somebody and then all of a sudden it just dies out. You have no real, you know, reason. It's just we called it the sizzle fizzled. And at that point in time, sizzle fizzled. So when we're looking at, okay, what do we want to do next? How do we want to share? We actually had so much, and I appreciate all of the outreach and you know, the comments coming in. Thank you for reaching out, making sure that we were okay. I mean, Brad and I are definitely terrific. Um, we're, you know, we're on our journey just like anybody else. And I think that's that's the element. And, you know, where we go from here is we're hoping it's gonna be just as fun and just as educational. And gosh, I mean, the amount of people that we met because of the podcast has been amazing. Um, even this last bliss cruise that we were on, and we'll talk about that on a podcast. But the amount of people that we're like, oh, you're Brad, you're Brittany, uh freaking phenomenal. So, number one, we appreciate the support from everybody, but no, we're we're strong. Brad and I are are extremely strong. We're enjoying our life. We've been out and about over the last, you know, couple months and enjoying our life, and you know, we're we're just on a different journey.

Brad 16:05

Yeah, and I think that's probably why we did this because of just that. Because I think, you know, when we walked away from it, we were like, okay, we're done. You know, like I know I still had it in me. I'm pretty sure you probably could have been like, yeah, I'm good. You know, I would have been done with that. But I know you did a lot of this probably for me as well, right? And that was, and I appreciate that. But I I do have a radio background, I have a creative side to me. I mean, if there's if I'm not doing something creative, I'm I'm bored, right? That's the thing. And I think that probably goes for a lot of people. But like you, you definitely like this is my outlet. Like, this is fun for me. You shine, I light up a little bit, you know, and I obviously I talk, you know what I mean? So when you're not here, I have to actually talk to my dogs. And I actually have dog voices that goes in there. So, you know, uh, I'm glad we're doing this and it's gonna be fun for us. Um, we're gonna share our experiences and like we said before, I hope you guys learn from this because this whole journey in the lifestyle, whether you're a tenured vampire or you're brand new to this type of thing, going, Oh my gosh, uh, what do I do? You're gonna hear what we think or what we've done. I'm not saying you do it, but just take it with your with your own uh discernment, right?

Brittany Bitch 17:15

Yeah.

Brad 17:16

We had some really great feedback right before we left the last podcast, and somebody would say, you know, you guys had a one-hour podcast, and my wife and I, obviously it's a gentleman that was talking to me. He had said, he goes, We paused it so many times that you guys would talk, and the one hour podcast would turn into four hours.

Brittany Bitch 17:34

And that's pretty damn cool. Yeah. Those are the things that I love, and that's why, you know, even us leaving two plus two and coming to our own, right? Those are the times where it's like, this is why we do what we do, right? These are worth it, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Just I mean, from our thought-provoking conversations, Brad and I will sit and have conversations about things that have come up, or you know, what we experienced. I mean, even now we still have those. And it's a matter of like, okay, how you know, how do you work through these things? Or and it's not even working through some stuff. It's just how do I share this or how do I feel about this or whatever it may be. And if that draws you and your spouse closer together, that is what I love.

Brad 18:19

Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 18:20

I know it's um drawn us closer together. Brad and I have, I mean, we're at the top of our game, I think, in communication and I mean, just love too, where there's no other person I want to do this with in life, in I mean, in general, right? Life. So going on life's journey, but now we have the lifestyle journey. There's nobody else I could see myself doing this with.

Brad 18:42

Yeah, and and you know, we want to make you guys laugh too, by the way. This this whole this whole thing, you can't take this if you take the lifestyle so serious. What do you gotta say, Brittany? You want to I was gonna say, because I was like, I don't want to jump on top of you there. Well, I kind of do, but you know what I'm saying? I don't want to step on top of you. Well, I don't know. We want to make you guys laugh too. Like, because this is funny. Like, you I here's the perspective, I think, for for Brittany and I, right? We come we go into situations and we've had we're gonna tell you some funny stories that I think in a a lot of people's lives, if you get into this like play session and it goes sideways, it can ruin somebody's whole night. They could be like, I am not doing this, this was awful. I'm gonna do it.

Brittany Bitch 19:25

Sure, we had those experiences at the very beginning, very beginning. Yeah, we did.

Brad 19:28

And the but we but now recently.

Brittany Bitch 19:30

Yeah, now our perspective is completely changed. Yeah. And so with that, right, I mean, and I think that's one thing we've learned going through our lifestyle journey is hey, we're here to have fun. This is just the icing on the cake. Make it fun.

Brad 19:46

And we do everything together, honestly. And I and I really appreciate what you said there, because we do have a lot of conversations, but it's it's evolved, right, into the conver into conversations of, okay, let's say you had a play session the night before, right? You come back the next day. Well, you'll you should check in, at least we do. We check in with each other that night, everything goes good. One of the things that I always say is like, did I do anything to become or go out of bounds? I take it onto myself because you know, I don't want you to feel like, okay, you know what? You did this. If you didn't, you know, we ask each other that question. We check in before we go to sleep that night.

Brittany Bitch 20:21

Yes. But the funny thing is, I always ask, how was her blowjob and what did she do differently?

Brad 20:25

I do have different questions, yeah.

Brittany Bitch 20:27

And I'm okay with that because poor Brad has to be like, uh, was I in bounds? And then I hear I am like, okay, well, tell me about her blowjob. Did she give you a good technique? Can you teach me?

Brad 20:37

Okay, so there's two things here. So let's let's let's unpack this for a second. So if you're a vanilla uh couple and you go over to somebody's house for dinner, say, how were their meatballs? Okay, that's a different question, you know, and you and you have you might have to be careful because Oh, what if I made meatballs?

Brittany Bitch 20:53

That's what I'm saying.

Brad 20:53

If your wife makes amazing meatballs, you might have to like kind of sugarcoat it a little bit. Like hers was good, but it was a little salty.

Brittany Bitch 21:00

It wasn't yours. It wasn't meatballs. It wasn't your meatballs.

Brad 21:02

That's right. It wasn't like your meatballs in the lifestyle. You're like, well, her blowjob. I'm like, well, uh, what she did with her hand, and then the tongue thing that went around. And then I think Brittany will ask the the female, she's like, okay, so Brad talked about this tongue thing. What did you do?

Brittany Bitch 21:17

Exactly. Exactly. And then I'll go back and be like, okay, well, you did something to Brad. Like, tell me exactly what you did because I want to do that.

Brad 21:24

Right.

Brittany Bitch 21:25

And I'm hoping I actually did that to somebody this weekend, and he was like, Wow, your tongue game. I'm hoping the wife then asked.

Brad 21:31

Well, I will also say this too. Like, so when I when I perform oral on a female, and that's all I will ever do, is I go down there.

Brittany Bitch 21:39

Yeah, I mean, you have sex with a female.

Brad 21:40

I yes.

Brittany Bitch 21:41

But let's make sure.

Brad 21:42

Let's for sure. That's absolutely just with females. We'll get to our programming. Don't worry about that one in a second. But I do want, I always want to get the feedback, you know? And so I'll ask the questions. I obviously try everything on Britney first, but then we kind of move on. And then, you know, you when you get that feedback, you asking that question is great. And then Britney might even. Even ask her. So what did you do? How did that work? Like what you know, because you really gave her a quick orgasm in that type of situation. I said, Well, I did this and see how it works on her, and you like it. So the feedback, so the communication, I guess, yeah, is the point that I'm getting to on this this kind of conversation that we have being in this lifestyle. It's definitely uh amped our game, and we've always had a great marriage, like we've never get into fights, rarely, I should say. But we uh we didn't talk in this level like we did uh back then in this level that we do now, true or false.

Brittany Bitch 22:32

I agree, and I do think so. Just kind of walking into our journey, that was probably the hardest part is how do you communicate now? You know, I mean I did tell Brad the other day, I was like, man, sometimes I wish you would just tell me my meatballs were better, but that would be that would be you lying to me. I know at the end of the day, that's not what I want.

Brad 22:52

And you've had you've said, you're like, man, sometimes I wish you weren't so honest.

Brittany Bitch 22:56

Right. But but I do. I love the fact that you're honest.

Brad 22:59

Well, because you've always said that. You're like, you know, I can take, I can take the hard truth. I can't take a lie.

Brittany Bitch 23:05

Yeah, don't ever lie.

Brad 23:06

Don't ever lie. And I would why would you lie to your spouse in this situation, right? You're doing this together. Like we talked about doing stuff together. We golf together.

Brittany Bitch 23:15

You know what I mean? Pickleball together.

Brad 23:16

We play pickleball together. Although we haven't picked up a pickleball pedal in over two years. I know. Say that five times past. We travel together. Like, you know, I've heard vanilla couples say, Well, I take separate vacations from my husband. And I'm going, I'm never doing that. I mean, I've done it, but I mean, it's usually like a guy's trip or you go on a girl's trip or whatever it is. But it's, you know, few and far between. Like, I enjoy going on vacations with you.

Brittany Bitch 23:36

Well, and those times that we get are few and far between for even us. So we do enjoy. But we in our vanilla life, it is interesting. I don't know if you've picked up on this, but we have some vanilla friends that are always like, you guys are always together.

Brad 23:49

Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 23:49

Why? Right. And I'm like, why wouldn't you want to be with your best friend?

Brad 23:53

Right. But yeah, that's just when you go to a vanilla party, what do you see? You have boys on one side, girls on the other. You go to a lifestyle party, and what do you have? Everybody's intermingling, intermingling, wanting to meet each other and actually have fun and enjoyable conversations and not bitch about their wives or bitch about their husbands, because you know, what's there to bitch about when you're in this lifestyle?

Brittany Bitch 24:14

Right.

Brad 24:14

You know, because you don't have a strong marriage, you're not doing you're not doing any of this shit.

Brittany Bitch 24:18

Oh, those are red flags. Maybe we should talk about red flags.

Brad 24:21

We're definitely gonna get on that on one time. So, okay, so that's if you know us, right? So now, Brittany. If you don't know us, if you don't know us, introduce ourselves, like get into our why, why we got into this lifestyle, what are our rules and parameters or preferred rules, and then I want to ask a question about where we started and where we are now. So let's go into like the why. Why are you into this or why did we get into this together? I'm drinking my dirty martini right now while you do that.

Brittany Bitch 24:47

Oh God. Now, and here's the thing, listeners. I'm gonna tell the story, and then he's gonna fill in a whole bunch of gaps because my storytelling is not nearly as good as Brett's. No, that's the whole thing though.

Brad 24:58

That's the beauty of our conversations here, though. I'm not going to discount your details. I'm just going to say, okay, well, you remember this way, then I'm going to throw in mine as well. So sorry about chewing on the olive, but I love olives.

Brittany Bitch 25:08

I mean, if you don't have a drink, now's a good time to go grab a drink and settle in. Um, so our journey started, what, seven years ago? I mean, not fully in the lifestyle, but seven years ago, um, we had an incident with a friend and I an incident. And we'll we'll have them on. So we're not gonna go into the colour.

Brad 25:30

Okay, this was not an incident.

Brittany Bitch 25:32

Chernobyl was not an incident. That was a catastrophe. Um in any case, so we had okay, let we had a session um at the point in time. Uh, yeah, pouring those martinis. Oh, sorry, you can hear that? Um, I was not really aware of what the lifestyle was. I did not think of anything outside of monogamy, like that it was not in my purview. Um, however, we had a spicy sex life after kind of enjoying other people, which again will go into those things.

Brad 26:06

Enjoying though, what you're saying though, enjoying in our fantasy though, right? Yeah, exactly. Like in our mind's eye is what it was. Yeah, yes. I gotcha.

Brittany Bitch 26:12

And we I don't we had a great sex life when we first got together, like sex was abundant, and it wasn't there was nothing bad about our sex life. There was nothing there was it was fantastic, but we didn't know the variants.

Brad 26:27

The bad part about it was we had jobs. Well, I mean, that's the bad part with everybody, right?

Brittany Bitch 26:32

You go through little kids and growing up, and now you've got jobs and lives and all that. Um, so, anyways, we start this journey kind of and exploring, I think, our sexuality. Yep. What do we want? What do we enjoy? We started talking more about fantasies and what you like, what I like. Um, it opened the door for I think a little more conversation. Now, for me, I will say my journey has been a lot longer than yours. Um, I still have had some struggles just kind of opening up of things that I like, and I still do, in all honesty. Like even with a new partner, sometimes I struggle saying, I want this or I want that, and I'm getting better.

Brad 27:10

We have partners plural, because I one of the things that we'll get into our parameters, but like, you know, you don't mind kissing a girl, touching a girl, and maybe doing a little bit more if if it feels right.

Brittany Bitch 27:21

Right.

Brad 27:21

Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 27:22

And interestingly enough, like I'd never done that um prior to even these experiences. So, you know, exploring those different elements has been eye-opening for me and it's been invigorating in a lot of ways. Um, and again, not that it wasn't like not that it wasn't shut off. I just never opened my mind to it. So, in any case, we started down kind of that exploration, and I think for at least me and you know, Brad, you can jump in at any time, but that exploration kind of helped lead me into more of, you know, who am I and what can I explore? And then also too, you know, life's too short. At the end of the day, you know, we're we're all on this journey, but we all know that where it where it ends. So what you do in the in-between, how you do it, how much fun you have, you know, what you do so long as you're not hurting other people, I really don't care. Go do it, have fun.

Brad 28:20

That's how I'm gonna do it. Enjoy your day. Yeah, I'm the same way. So I, you know, I'm a guy, so we're a little bit different, right? So I do, I've always been looking at at you know, pretty women.

Brittany Bitch 28:29

Um, you know, well, interestingly enough, so sorry, don't mean to interrupt you there, but when we even first started dating, I remember we took a trip to Vegas one time and we were like there were pretty girls walking around, you're like, oh, she's gorgeous. And I looked at it from a perspective of like, oh, you know, we're into fitness, so I can see this happening. Um, but from the other end, I was afraid to even tell you a man was good looking because I didn't know how you would take that.

Brad 28:54

So yeah, when we when we messed around with that one couple, right, we were still very vanilla, right? And we're gonna go into that origin story at some point, but that was four years prior to getting into the lifestyle. So I was like, when we had this like little makeout session, we did this thing with this one couple, and I'm like, holy shit. You know, I again I like looking at women, I looked at porn, I do all these things, but I knew I'm like, I am a monogamous man and I am absolutely loyal. Like I am, you know, cheating is not in my purview. I've been cheated on, I don't like it, and I can't imagine Britney would like that because you know what, we're we're we love each other. Right. Right. And if we're if there must be something missing in this is my opinion now, this is not anybody else's opinion, this is my opinion, but if I'm if I'm actively wanting to go after another female and try to hide it behind your back, there's something missing in our marriage.

Brittany Bitch 29:45

And we've we've talked a lot about that through the years, like even before we joined this lifestyle. Like, hey, if number one, if you feel like you need to go with another woman, hey, go at it. Just don't come home, right? Is kind of my take on it. We both were yeah, exactly.

Brad 30:00

Like fuck you, go ahead and do it, man. I don't care. And then we'll pick ourselves up, right?

Brittany Bitch 30:05

Um, but at the end of the day, it's like there's because there's something missing. Now, if you get to that point, then I think we've always talked about like we have to look inward and decide what are we not giving to the spouse or what are we doing. So I guess too, like going into that session, you know, that came to me where I was like, Oh, am I not giving him something or am I missing something? And it had nothing to do with that. It just was a situation.

Brad 30:32

It was so so one of those things when in the vanilla world, like I was less worried about jealousy and envy in the vanilla. As soon as I got into this lifestyle and I saw you with another man, that's when I started to get kind of freaky there, too.

Brittany Bitch 30:44

So interesting. Yeah, so crazy.

Brad 30:46

But we'll get into that part as well, too. But here's my why, though, on top of that. So liking girls, liking porn, you know, thinking about you know, other women and am I ever gonna have sex with another woman, right? And, you know, we're we're till death to us part. Like that's the way I look at it. And I know Britney feels the same way, but it was something where I'm like, man, okay, well, this is this is it. But then we had we had some tragedies in our life, right? And then we've we've shared this before, but you know, it was you know, one of those things where we had family members tragically pass away. And I think I was in my late 40s at the time. No, I was sorry, mid-40s. Your mid-40s, yeah. Mid-40s, and it really hit me, you know, and not as hard as you because it was your family members, but it hit me really, really hard. Like to the point of going, okay, now I'm on the back nine of life, right? And I'm looking at things going, okay, okay, we have everything. We did, we we I feel like we have everything in our life. We're very blessed, right? Exactly to live a life that we have. And then I'm going, okay, but I want more experiences. We've traveled everywhere, we've done things like this too. And it's not like I need more from my marriage. I just want to experience more joy with you, you know. And I think that in this lifestyle, I thought joy meant like sex. Cool. It's gonna be cool. We're gonna we're gonna be, well, you know, it's not the only dick you're gonna have the rest of your life, Brittany. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, they say after we had that bachelorette party, like the last cock, you'll ever gonna suck or ride or whatever it is. But like little did I know. Little did we know, and I that's the thing, it's like it wasn't about that. But then I then evolving into this, I'm going, holy smokes! Like, I am so happy to meet the people that I meet, right? And my friends, I think now are a bit more genuine. So remember that one little like that 12-minute motivational thing that I that I have uh thrown out there. Yeah, friends for a reason, friends for a season, and a friend forever, right? That type of stuff. So I was like, okay, I found more people that I really, really feel like that they are just we're more connected. I have more feelings in that. So I want to continue that. So once I got a taste of it, my why now is I I really enjoy, you know, just the good people, the great vacations, and of course the little the the 20 minute to one hour fun that we might have in an evening once we connect with an amazing couple, right?

Brittany Bitch 32:56

Yeah. Or a couple hours, depending on. Or, you know, yeah, that's the interesting thing about that, and just okay, where where do we start and where did we end? Yeah. If you even if you go back to some of my early podcasts on two plus two, I thought I was on a different journey. I thought I was like, oh, I want the new, that's the exciting thing to me. Through time, and we'll talk about evolution. Um, I've gotten to a point where I enjoy the relationships similar to you. So you've always talked about, oh, it's about I want to get to know people, I want to have all these friends around. That was a little overwhelming to me at first because it was more like, okay, how many more friends can we add to our friend card? If you knew us even in the vanilla world, you know our friend card is absolutely full. So when we started thinking about, you know, this other end, and it's by the way, it's because I'm married to the mayor, I can't go anywhere without meeting somebody new. But now we're in the lifestyle, and that's a huge blessing in ways, right? But when we think about more friends to our friend card, that's the most amazing part to this. I have met some of my now closest friends that I can share anything with, and not just not just from a surface perspective, but we can talk and we can talk intimately without judgment. And women, I don't think we find that in the vanilla world at all. No, judging all day long. Exactly.

Brad 34:25

Is he looking at my husband?

Brittany Bitch 34:27

Well, and or why like why do you feel like well, that's on the surface, right? Now you go into genuine conversations of like, hey, let's talk about, you know, I, you know, I looked at another man the other day. God forbid, you even said like you were attracted to another man and you would be judged, like, how can you even look at another man? Right. So it's those little things where, you know, now you can talk openly and have conversations with women and friends and really get into those elements of um where are you at? What are your insecurities and how do you overcome them? And then in addition, I will say the amount of women I have found in the society that lift each other up is a lot different than women in vanilla world. And I am in the corporate world. I have this conversation regularly in leadership of you need to lift each other up. But it's interesting to see the difference in dynamic between, you know, a vanilla trying to lift another woman up and then a lifestyle actually lifting another woman up completely different.

Brad 35:33

And you hit so many good points on that. I wish I had my notepad to write all that stuff down. But one of the things that I think is really, really important and for the females listening to this too. So in the vanilla world, right, when you if you were to tell somebody your insecurities about whether it's your husband, your kids, your job, your blah, blah, blah, whatever it is, and you know what they're gonna first thing they're gonna do.

Brittany Bitch 35:52

They're gonna capitalize that.

Brad 35:53

And they're gonna go run into the other phone. You know Brittany Bitch has a problem with her husband? Like this is what this is what she's doing. But then here you go in the lifestyle, and you go to one of your girlfriends, and when you say, Hey, listen, I've had this insecurity about when Brad does this or when I, you know, something along those lines, and the girls are gonna say, What, Brittany? They're gonna say, Let's talk through it.

Brittany Bitch 36:14

Like seeing it. Let's talk why, like, why are you feeling this way? And let's talk about okay, what is he doing? And how do you now, like, how do you want to approach it? How are you gonna talk to him about it? So there are times where I talk to my females about, like, hey, here's the thing I'm going through. How do I bring this after bad? Have you guys ever experienced this? Yeah, and it's phenomenal to have that connection.

Brad 36:35

Right. And that's amazing, right? And so, but you I don't think in the vanilla world you can feel comfortable to the many women because we're all experiencing those ex well, I don't say all. I'm just gonna say the majority have had some kind of feelings that you had had at one point, but you can't go to your vanilla girls.

Brittany Bitch 36:51

No, typically when I do, they're like, Yeah, he sucks, you need to leave him. That's right. No, I'm not that way, but it's like, oh yeah, he sucks. My husband sucks too. Right. This is what we're going through. You know, so it's it's just a bag on men, and that's not but I don't enjoy that either.

Brad 37:06

And the guys too, though. So we are the same. So I don't think ever. Tell me. I'll tell you in the vanilla world, I can't tell them that I'm I'm having as much sex as I am with you, right? For that example, or you know, whatever it is.

Brittany Bitch 37:20

I remember, sorry, real quick, right? I remember one time you came home and you're like, Oh my god, if you only knew how many times a year my friends got blowjobs, if I told them how many times a year you gave me a blowjob, they'd be pissed.

Brad 37:34

A month.

Brittany Bitch 37:34

Is that true?

Brad 37:35

Yeah, that is true. That's how it was. And you know, and then of course, having sex, you know, was was that too. And I get it, everybody's got their own pace, and that's totally fine.

Brittany Bitch 37:43

And different life situations.

Brad 37:45

Yeah, but so the so the gentleman now we talk about like, okay, how do you maneuver through the lifestyle? And you know, you you you actually can't maintain a heart on with a new play partner, but you can with your wife. Like, what's so so you know, can you imagine? I have nobody to talk to. Like, let's say I let's say I had some of those issues. Like, who do I talk to in that? I've got to go to uh maybe a psychiatrist or a doctor or something like that. We're all in this together, and I think openly sharing is one of my favorite parts of why we're in this lifestyle. And I feel like people are their authentic self, they're genuine, and you know, it's just I'm comfortable. Now, not saying that everybody is like that. You've got to remember there's there's some scummy people that are in this lifestyle too, just like everywhere.

Brittany Bitch 38:24

10%, right?

Brad 38:25

So, but anyway, you'll seek out your people and that kind of stuff. So, one of the things, Brittany, I want to say, remember though, we where we started and where we are now, right? That was kind of a little bit of this topic that we talked about, right? So, our parameters, for example. So we we met some, we some met some brand new vampires, right? Not too long ago.

Brittany Bitch 38:41

Yeah.

Brad 38:42

And their rules are kind of interesting, right? And again, you're we call them parameters, right? So rules are we started with rules.

Brittany Bitch 38:48

Right. I didn't like rules. I didn't like rules. No, I didn't like rules. We started with rules and then we went to boundaries. Now we're at parameters.

Brad 38:55

Why do we say why did I say rules sucked?

Brittany Bitch 38:58

Well, so rules are hard and fast, right? And if somebody breaks the rule, yeah.

Brad 39:02

Yeah, I mean, and we got a real way to get mad at each other. Exactly. Now you're talking for four or five days. You and I are the worst and best. We're so passive, aggressive to each other. Oh my gosh. Oh my god, we're getting better though. I'm I'm glad because we are getting better.

Brittany Bitch 39:17

You're actually getting much better than I am. Yeah.

Brad 39:19

Well, we're again we're evolving though. That's the thing. So in the beginning, what did we say? We we said, same room. That hasn't changed. Yeah, we're still same room, but we've you know, we've dabbled right in that kind of stuff. And it's organic, you know what I mean? And it's not terrible, you know what I mean, for us. I mean, we survive, but we give each other grace. Like, for example, right, we had we had this one play session uh out in uh Reno not too long ago.

Brittany Bitch 39:43

Right.

Brad 39:44

And you and the gentleman started in the one room, and me and the female decided to take a shower, which was nice. And you know, I walk into the room and he's face down right into your crunch. That was hot. And me and the female are walking in and going to take a shower, which was also hot. Like in there, I'm telling you what, it wasn't just soap and water.

Brittany Bitch 40:02

Well, so I while he was face down, I knew you guys were going in the shower, and that did not bother me at all. I kept on thinking about like, oh, he's like getting her all lathered. And I mean, the visual in my head was pretty sexy.

Brad 40:17

So it was, and so we get out of the shower, and myself and the female are drying off, and I and the door was like, you know, about 75% closed, and I can hear you guys going at it. There were moans and sounds and stuff like that, which back in the day fucked me up. Like, I cannot believe Britney's screaming that loud. And I'm going, uh, I don't make you scream that loud, like, or maybe I did, but it was like once, you know what I mean, in a long time. And I'm going, holy crap. So now we're comfortable. We look around the corner, and I was just like, Holy shit, I got even harder, I think, watching you two guys playing. And I and I told the female, I was like, take a look at this, and then we're both like touching and rubbing and getting turned on by this. And by the time we got into the room, it didn't last too long because we were fucking turned on.

Brittany Bitch 41:02

It was really sexy, but going back to the And she threw you on the sex chair. I mean, that doesn't mean she was yeah, she's hot too.

Brad 41:08

She's super hot anyway. And we've played before, but I mean, we have very good chemistry. So earlier in our lifestyle, right? Early in the journey, there was there are times where I'm like, we had this thing called, you know, we I couldn't figure out what jealousy and envy was. And so I I learned, okay, we've got it's I'm envious of the gentleman doing stuff to you and and you know, making you orgasm more than once in in a play session, and I'm going, hmm. That doesn't happen. What what am I not doing right? So, you know, it kind of messes with your brain. So five years of actual lifestyle experience. I'm not talking about our origin story when I guess that's kind of when we've been doing this, but five actual years going into our sixth. Now it's like there's not a whole lot that bothers me. And I can't remember the last thing that actually bothered me, you know. So you do evolve into this lifestyle. But what you would say, Brittany, is like the grace aspect of it. Would you not? Because you've said this many times before.

Brittany Bitch 42:07

I think that's the end of the day, right? And what we learned really quickly is you have to give each other a lot of grace. You don't go into a lifestyle event thinking you're going to break rules or brown boundaries or parameters. Like that is not ever the intent. You know your partner is not being malicious in any way, and that's on both ends, right? If something happens, it's because you can't think of every damn scenario, right? That's gonna come up. There's no way. And then at the end of the day, it's how do you how do you think through that? By the way, when you have a man's crotch or head in your crotch, like uh you can't process anything, or uh when a woman's grabbing your hamstrings, right, with her your dick in her mouth. Like, how do you process these things? So, with that, right, it's like okay, you go into those, you give grace, and then if you have a concern with it after, you talk about it and you determine what is the best outcome for the next situation. Um, and maybe it's okay. There have been so many things that we have learned, I feel, because we didn't necessarily put rules. We just said, hey, here's what we're comfortable with. And if something new comes up, we're like, oh, we didn't know that existed. Right and it was fun. So let's add it to our repertoire. Um, but I will say, like, there was a time not too long ago where I was like, yeah, I think we've hit our ceiling. Now it doesn't mean, you know, from a perspective of different plays happen, something might come up that we're like, oh, well, that sounds cool. Let's try it.

Brad 43:45

You know, I like our pace. I think that I think that we've been going, you know, at our pace, and we're not that early young vampire that is wild and like, okay, great, let's do this. I mean, some people like to go on day bloodthirsty. Yeah, the bloodthirsty. Exactly. Sex thirsty, right? Sex thirsty. And you know, then people are going on dates and you know separately and and they're doing these type of things, having separate conversations or whatever. I don't know. I think our pace is is perfect for us, you know, and we're growing together, and I think that's one of the biggest keys. So remind me uh a parameter rule that is um in the beginning was one of our hard and staff fast rules. Like, no, we can't do that, but now it's kind of like, well gosh, what was one? I mean coming inside a woman.

Brittany Bitch 44:33

Yeah. Oh, yeah, for you. Oh, good thanks. Not for you. Yeah, that's your wrong. So originally that was one thing where I was like, I want you only coming inside me because I love the feeling of you coming inside me. I didn't want to share that with another woman. Now I'm like, well, whatever. Wherever she wants you to come, how about it? Right. I do not like it doesn't bother me. Do whatever, so long as her and the husband are good, how about it? Yeah.

Brad 45:05

And that, you know, and a lot in the beginning, we didn't know what we didn't know. Right. So we we use condoms, right? We are we're condom people. Right. We do that. Yeah. And uh in the beginning, we were kind of like, well, you know, we we we had some advice, we did some research, and some of the stuff makes sense and some of it doesn't, right?

Brittany Bitch 45:20

Yeah. But for us, we can have a doctor come on and talk about those different things and how we learned and what we learned. Absolutely. Here's the thing everybody's body is different, correct?

Brad 45:30

Yeah, so yeah, and I think you know, condoms obviously for for some people are can't get pregnant. I mean, that's that's that's a real thing. Nobody wants a swinger baby. Right. You do not want one of those. Uh no, I really can't. I'm at this advanced age, I do not want first of all, I don't want to be able to do it. You didn't want a baby. Honestly, yeah. The wires are snipped over here, but like, you know, imagine. I mean, there's a five percent chance, I guess they say, but it I I was already drying up before that was even a thing.

Brittany Bitch 45:57

I haven't pulled the goalie either yet.

Brad 45:58

So I just those parameters, you know, they they evolve into it. Um, how about anal sex?

Brittany Bitch 46:05

Yeah, I'm no. Anal sex is still off the the table. Yeah, right.

Brad 46:09

And and I don't perform it.

Brittany Bitch 46:11

Um you don't enjoy it even necessarily with me.

Brad 46:14

So I mean, if you ask for it, I'll give it to you. But if another woman asks for me, I'm not I don't see the draw is not there for me. Yeah. I don't get it. And nobody's performing anal sex on me ever.

Brittany Bitch 46:26

I've tried using a finger and you didn't like that either. So yeah.

Brad 46:29

Well that remember we talked about that. That was I know prostate play, yeah.

Brittany Bitch 46:33

It's a little difficult. Some so here I guess here's the end result. What works for one person doesn't work for another and doesn't work for another and doesn't work for another. But these are our things that we've learned. And unless you go through it, and here's my thing be open-minded and again go backing or going back to grace, give each other grace because this is your journey. Find out what works for you guys and then and then decide what do you want to do.

Brad 47:00

Right. How about um straight or buy comfortable? Was that your role?

Brittany Bitch 47:07

This was this was interesting and it's still I mean, it is what it is, but uh more for me. It was like, okay, if a buy man is in the room, how do I handle if he's approaching my husband that is completely straight at this point? I'm like, you know, that's for you to deal with, not me.

Brad 47:29

But you also with females, though, in the beginning it was a hard no for you to actually play with another girl. And even kissing was uh, you were like, nope, I'm straight. I'm not touching a woman, I'm not fingering a woman, I'm not certainly not going down, and she's not going down on you. Am I wrong on that?

Brittany Bitch 47:45

You are wrong.

Brad 47:46

Okay, well, yeah, I'm straight and go. That's the whole point.

Brittany Bitch 47:48

I'm like, HR's gonna call this one. No, we I specifically was asking you tips and tricks for going down on a woman, our second instance.

Brad 47:56

Correct. Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 47:57

Um, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go down on her. What do I need to know? So yeah, no, I I'm not by right by any means. But again, I'm open to the experiences to try things now. Of course, I'm nervous because I don't know what I don't know. Um, and then the funny thing is that you told me about it. I was like, oh, do I really want to go down on a woman?

Brad 48:18

But what did I tell you?

Brittany Bitch 48:20

Um, you said something about your lips are gonna be chopped the next day.

Brad 48:24

No, I also probably my smart ass thing of saying, but I said, I said, lick a female that you like to be licked, how you want to do it. Yes. Do you know what I mean?

Brittany Bitch 48:33

But now I've done that too through time, and I'm learning like not every female likes their clit sucked like I do. So you have to be careful, just like anything else. Like, I mean, just from giving a blowjob and tugging on balls, one guy to tugging on balls another guy, totally different. So you just have to be cognizant about what does the person want.

Brad 48:53

Right. And now you're more comfortable though. Like I was gonna say, in the beginning, you do you were not comfortable.

Brittany Bitch 48:58

No, well, I didn't know what to do for sure.

Brad 49:00

Yeah.

Brittany Bitch 49:00

Um, so how do you handle it? What do you do? Even though I have a woman's body, like, I don't know, I know how I please myself, but I mean, it's taken me what 17 years to figure. Well, I can make you come in probably two seconds, but you know what? You get to that point where you're like, you know, somebody's body, finding somebody new, totally new territory. Now add in different body parts, completely different territory, even though I have those body parts.

Brad 49:26

It's right. It's like starting over though with a different partner. So I've started getting to the point of actually asking the female in a very sexy way, though, a very tactful way, though. Because you know, it's like, you know, I'm not gonna go down and I'm like right at the front door going, all right, I'm gonna suck your clit hard. And then she says, No, please don't. You know, I'm like, so this is what I want to do, but does that work for you or how do you like it? You know, and there's definitely three different ways, at least I've figured that out at this point of how women like their vagina licked, right? And uh or their clit sucked and things like that. So some are more sensitive, some are some are like uh you can suck harder, you know. So there's there's a whole lot to that. But you know, learning um from the female perspective, that is what you know, I think you've basically like in the five years have gotten better at what you're doing, and you're more comfortable to the point of like you're you know, if you if you're attracted to the female, correct me if I'm wrong here, but if you're attracted to the female, the play session goes a lot easier, right, to that.

Brittany Bitch 50:22

Yeah, I think so. And there are times, so don't get me wrong with that. I don't I don't have to be attracted to the female, and we have a fantastic time with the four of us, and there's nothing wrong with, you know, uh staying male, female, male, female. Um, but there are some of our most fun play sessions have been where like all four of us are completely entangled in each other, right? Um, so those are definitely different, but it does, it takes me a while. It's not just any woman and it's not just out of the gates. It's you know, there's gotta definitely be that connection and and or vibe. Like I have some fantastic connections with some of my best friends, but it doesn't mean I'm gonna play with her every time. And then other times I'm like, you and I, let's go.

Brad 51:09

Yeah. So right, and for me, and for me, it was the proximity of another male, right? That was one of the things that I was dreaming about. You were nervous about, yeah. Yeah, because you know, some, you know, we I like I like puppy piles, I don't mind that, you know, and I'll where I'm at now, comfortable with another guy, like if hip to hip, if our knees touch, or you know, well, we have done that one too. There's that, I mean, that's about the ultimate comfort that you could possibly get, I guess, in that respect. But you know, it was, and then uh I remember early on, it was probably one of our early bliss cruises where um I think I was having sex with you or his wife, and he put his finger on her clit, and then it bumped into my my penis at that time. And you became super soft, and then it was like I, you know, just I literally, yeah, I can't, I I didn't I didn't know how to respond to it. I was like, oh, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? Like, why why are you over here? There's like three other girls in the room, go mess with them. And I know what he was trying to do, and it was hot. Now I look at it, I've done it before, it's not a big deal for me now. But again, that's the evolution though. Like you go from like what you're comfortable with there, and my mind is open. And so I'm like, well, now I'm I'm confident. I know he's not trying to play with me or get anywhere near me. It's about her, right? So we were both basically trying to make her have a fantastic orgasm.

Brittany Bitch 52:23

I remember the time, and just side note, when we were at Scarlet Ranch and the woman wanted two cocks in her mouth. Yeah. And I was just thinking the entire time. Oh my god, he's like, this is not gonna work. And uh in all reality, like that was one of our like fun most fun play sessions. That one was wild.

Brad 52:43

Yeah, we'll have to go into detail on that one again for sure.

Brittany Bitch 52:46

Midwest Marines. Anyways, we have a lot of names, so just so you know, if you like, if you do meet us, we do end up like nicknaming you something or another. And it doesn't mean we play with you. Like, I have a fantastic um fun girl that I call Georgia who lives in Georgia, but she's just super cute and fun and playful, and so I might just nickname you.

Brad 53:09

Exactly right. So, what is next for our journey in the LS, Brittany? What is there anything that you can think of right now? I know I'll put you on this on the spot a little bit here, but like, is there anything new that you want to try or have we thought about, or something that we just recently did, and you're like, I didn't think I was gonna go there.

Brittany Bitch 53:26

As far as like what we try, not necessarily like so we this last November we went to kind of like a house takeover, right? I think it was 12 couples, and there were multitudes of different people. And again, like don't get me wrong when I say this, everybody has their own elements of what they do. Some date individually, some um like threesums, some have a unicorn, and when I say that, some have a unicorn that they bring everywhere with them. And I'm going, okay, what is my dynamic? I love our four-way connection. We have tried individual rooms, but the thing for me is I love seeing you have sex. That is a major turn on. I love being able to touch you or touch the woman, but more just having that energy in the room, that's what's fun for me. So when I think about our ceiling of like where are we at? Hell, I am in for a good orgy. I am all there. Um, and doing those things, but like dating, going to different um individual travels, like we know some poly um groups, yeah, that doesn't necessarily excite me as much as what we're doing right now. So do I know what's ahead? I don't know. Well, you know, evolution happens. Everybody says you you evolve in this lifestyle. Yeah. The one thing I am excited for and we're always excited for is our travel. Um, we have a couple events coming up. So we have June here in Arizona. We're doing a hotel takeover. And then we're doing our first November Bliss cruise. Um, so excited about that one. Um, I mean, outside of that, I don't know. I do want to do a European tour at one point, but we'll see how that goes.

Brad 55:13

Yeah, I don't have anything. I I think like our art for me, I don't have an a next level that I want to go to, right? I think, you know, I think we're we're happy where we're at. I think we're at our ceiling. You know, I think more so I I just always I have a big I have big conversion for you, right? So I yeah, you the more joy, the more joy I see you get, I'm cool with that. Like that's the thing that I'm not um not worried about. And you know, I'm excited to see uh where you take your own femininity, your own sexual pleasure, because we'll go into this on another one too, but like, you know, your your religious conservative background was a big thing, and that's why I think some of your evolution, you know, as it's coming along, I'm very happy for that. I'm like, I I want to see that you have a great, great um continued lifestyle that we're in. So all right, so uh what is the plan for this podcast, right? So topics that relate to what we've experienced or want to. That's kind of what it it's it segues into, right? We're gonna have some fun, exciting guests. Who do you want on this show? Brittany Bitch.

Brittany Bitch 56:16

Who do I want? So there's a couple people where I'm hoping we bring our origin story couple. Yeah. So they are not active in the lifestyle, but they know we are in the lifestyle and they've met some of our friends, so we can talk about even our Costa Rica trip. Yep. First one. Yeah. We have I I would love to hear Little Texas and Big Texas come on because we were there first, right? They're we're part of their origin story.

Brad 56:42

We call it, we're gonna call it the first bite.

Brittany Bitch 56:44

First bit or first bite? First bite, yeah. Okay, first bite. Um and because this is in our house, it would I would love to do like a post-quital. Yes, I like that. If we have people over and we're just you know, fill and frisky after the had the fun of the turn the mics on to see what happens, right? I would love to have that. Honestly, that's a great idea. I know. We'll see what happens there. I mean, and then from our perspectives of like, what do you expect? How do you how do you go into the bliss cruise? I would say we're fairly um, I wouldn't say we're experts at the bliss cruise, but we're fairly knowledgeable about what you should do, what you shouldn't do, and um even just tips and tricks, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Even just tips and tricks in the lifestyle.

Brad 57:28

So absolutely.

Brittany Bitch 57:29

How about you?

Brad 57:30

Yeah, for me, I I'm I'm with you on that one. I want to bring the Nashville couple on. Nashville couple would be great. Stone and Celine, who are great friends. Yeah. We're gonna bring them down from the mountains. I mean, and we're gonna get them. Or maybe go up the mountains and bring the microphones with us. I think they're gonna have uh Rocky Mountain hunt. I think they've got a lot of interesting stuff. One of the things that uh we were never on that particular interview with those guys, but there were some things missed and some details that were missed. And again, guess who their first bite was?

Brittany Bitch 57:55

Well, from uh yeah, from a four-way us. It was us, but I I also think I need to set some stage uh or some things with stone, right? Because he was like, Oh, I didn't like him. Well, he's super sexy, of course.

Brad 58:08

Save it for the podcast, save it for the podcast, we're fine. And oh no.

Brittany Bitch 58:11

I know, I'm gonna put him in his place.

Brad 58:12

And I want, I love, I love their story too. So I mean these so these couples are the ones that we have interacted with in our journey, and we've talked about them a little bit, but there's definitely more to this, right? Yeah, and we're gonna get into the deep details with those particular custom couples because I really, really like our stories with those guys. So much fun. I want free range out there with Mr. Anaconda.

Brittany Bitch 58:33

Oh, that'd be funny.

Brad 58:34

Like, that's another one, and she is super cute, and you guys will absolutely love her.

Brittany Bitch 58:37

From a unicorn and bull perspective, right? That's not true. Also, just our time with them has been super fun. So we think too, like when we think about it, at the end of the day, I also want to talk about relationships and friendships and how do you find your tribe and where are we at, and how do we maintain our relationships with the people we have built these strong relationships with?

Brad 58:57

And we're going places to meet you people. Like this is the thing. And I and I know we we talked about the bliss, we talked about Scarlet Ranch, places we've been to, but somebody just offered us Colettes. Let's go down to Colettes, let's have a great time there. Let's go check that out, right? Um, and there's other cities that we can just literally show up to and just kind of announce it on this. And you're gonna find that, oh, we have a uh a social media page, Brittany bitch, right? We're gonna talk about that in a second, but I like we have to make sure that this is gonna be the repository. Depository, what's the suppository?

Brittany Bitch 59:24

Not suppository.

Brad 59:25

Not a suppository. What's the word you guys, what's the Tory that you use in this?

Brittany Bitch 59:28

Uh I don't know. It's the location where you can go find where we're going to be. The technical term. Thank you so much, Brittany Bitch.

Brad 59:35

I really appreciate that.

Brittany Bitch 59:36

It is not suppository.

Brad 59:37

We are going to review fun events, so I'll like give you some some recaps. But here's the thing that we're not going to do. I know there's podcasts out there like to give you the day to day, right? And they just like to say, okay, we woke up in the morning, we had lunch, and then we had sex. And then the next day, we then we did this and did that. Like, that's not what we're going to do. No, I'm gonna we're gonna give you some juicy stories for sure. We'll go into some details on those stories, but we're gonna give you like some honest like feedback of these events so that if you decide to go to like let's say collettes or trapeze, like how about trapeze? We can talk about that at some point as well, part of our Bliss Cruise event, right? I mean, that was fun, but we we're gonna be honest about it.

Brittany Bitch 1:00:10

Yeah, I mean, ultimately, I and again, not every situation is going to be your situation. So I had one experience at Trapeze, somebody else had a completely different experience. So I never want to shy away from somebody going and experiencing and having a fantastic time or hearing ours and thinking, oh God, how did they have this great of a time? And I didn't. That's not the end. It's just what did we experience and what did we take away?

Brad 1:00:38

Um absolutely right. Yeah, because I mean we're we're different than a lot of people. I wouldn't say different than a lot of people, but we're different, right? Where I'm more socially, I'll I'll walk up to you and have no problem saying hi, where some people are wallflowers and they're a little nervous, right? Waiting for people to come to them. So it's it we make the best of experiences, and we're gonna show you. We're gonna tell you the the good, the bad, the ugly, and the sexy, is how I'm gonna put that out there. I like it. You like that too? Yeah, okay. So uh before we wrap this up here, because my gosh, I can't believe we've been talking for almost an hour already. And I said, this is not gonna be we know we don't have enough content here today. Um, Britney Bitch, we have a lot of ways for people to interact with us. You've been doing all the amazing artwork, like I told you before, right? This is what is the best site for people to go to and just start interacting with us? Like we have a main website, but all of those things inside that main website, right? It's gonna have the social media, it's gonna have the email. And I think what I want to also put on there too is the local events or the big events that we're gonna go to. So, what is the website? Do you have that in Henry?

Brittany Bitch 1:01:36

Yeah, well, so first and foremost, um, I'll make sure that we're updating our Instagram page with anything that we're going to. Um, so please go follow us. That is Vampires Brad and Brittany on Instagram, and then you can also Insta message us there. And then our website is sexy swinging vampires.com. I love it. Um, that will include all of our affiliate links, anything that we've got upcoming as well. Um, we'll try to make sure that both are updated at any given day. So again, Vampires Brad and Brittany on Instagram and then the sexyswingingvampires.com.

Brad 1:02:13

And you got to check these sites out because again, Brittany, you did a great job with those type of things.

Brittany Bitch 1:02:16

Thank you.

Brad 1:02:17

And it is we want to talk to you guys. We really, really do. We want the podcast feedback from you guys. Be honest, be brutally honest. If we suck, go somewhere else. No, I'm just kidding. It's we really want to learn. Like we we definitely do. We want to get better at what we're doing. This is why we do this, right? We enjoy you guys. And then the number one, most important thing of all things, please rate us. We're brand new. So if you rate us and we start building up our ratings, we start to get more listeners, more followers, better content. We try harder.

Brittany Bitch 1:02:50

Yeah, not only rate us, but also, well, I mean, we can only try as hard as we can. Now, mind you, we do try. Now, share us with your friends. That's great. Share it out. Um, anywhere you want to just share the love. I will say, and again, going back to those that have reached out, people are finding us. Like, why aren't you on two plus two? Somebody Googled us and found our Instagram page today and was like, oh my God, we found you. Thank you. Thank you for being our listener. We promise we are here, we are good, we are continuing.

Brad 1:03:22

That's right. And we love you all, not in a gay way, but more in a prison way.

Brittany Bitch 1:03:26

Well, ooh, I I prefer this. I don't know how to end this. What do you want to? Let's let's how do we say that? I mean, whichever you want. Not gay, but well, or I might be gay. So it's not.

Brad 1:03:37

No, you're not. I love I thank you guys all for listening to us today. And uh I you know, our goal is to you know release a podcast probably twice a month, right? Unless we got some other insane content that we can do. If things come up, yeah.

Brittany Bitch 1:03:49

Or, you know, if things come up, life happens. Right. Um, just hang in there with us. We'll try to release every other Thursday. Yeah, I think is what the plan is.

Brad 1:03:59

And get your weekend started, right?

Brittany Bitch 1:04:00

But hey, if if it doesn't happen one week, just know we're still around. But you can also message us too. But it might be that we're on a bliss cruise or a sexy vacation or whatever.

Brad 1:04:10

That's right. All right, thanks so much, everybody. We'll catch you the next time.

Brittany Bitch 1:04:13

Happy swinging.