The Night Everything Changed… (And We Pretended It Didn’t)

Labor Day weekend 2019… the night everything changed.

What started as a casual pool party turned into a moment that crossed lines, sparked curiosity, and left all four of us wondering what it meant. Joined by Leanne and Clay, we relive the night that unknowingly kicked off our journey.

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Transcript

Brad 0:10

It is episode two, Brittany Bench. Welcome back, all you sexy vampires. I'm Brett, and this is my wife.

Brittany Bitch 0:20

Hi, I'm Britney Bitch. Welcome to Sexy Swinging Vampires.

Brad 0:25

You always got that right for me. I know I tripped you up on that. So, Brittany, you want to know something really cool about our podcast. It's hosted by Buzz Sprout. Okay. So that's our platform. And the one thing that I noticed is that they have something called fan mail, texting or voicemail. Do you know what that's about?

Brittany Bitch 0:42

Um, I don't know, but I'm all for some fan mail.

Brad 0:45

Exactly. So if you are in the app right now, listening, let's say on Spotify or even on BuzzSprout, or if you're on Apple, you'll see a nice little highlight link. And then all you got to do is click on it. And then boom, it's going to be a good idea. And they can reach Brittany Bitch. And then they can also like put a uh a voicemail saying, you know, Brad, you kind of suck. Well that's it. That's what I'm hoping for. Some really good, you suck, you kind of sucks.

Brittany Bitch 1:08

How about some good constructive criticism? Because hey, we all want to get better. Better and better on the podcast, better in bed. Last time I talked about getting better at a blow job.

Brad 1:19

At a blow job. Yeah. So yeah, you go to a 10 to a 10.5. I don't even know how that's even possible. Let's do it. So while you're listening on these platforms, we really, really appreciate ratings. That would be so awesome. We would greatly appreciate that too. So uh how else, Brittany, can people connect with us?

Brittany Bitch 1:36

So if you are wanting to connect with us, please reach out to us on Instagram @ Vampiresbrad and Brittany. You can instant message us through that platform, but please go out and give us a like. Um, also too, we're including where we're going, what we're doing, um, what's up and coming. So if you want to hang out with us, check it out.

Brad 1:56

I know I can't wait. This is gonna be so much fun.

Brittany Bitch 1:57

I know.

Brad 1:58

So no podcast, no good podcast ever starts out. As we said, this is episode two. So no good podcast ever starts out starts out without an origin story, right?

Speaker 2 2:08

Uh-oh.

Brad 2:09

We need to know how did it start? How did this this entire mess start, right? Do you recall what happened in September in 2019? So was it a first taste or a first bite?

Brittany Bitch 2:20

Is the question with that question? I'm gonna say it was a first taste.

Brad 2:26

First taste. Yeah. Well, guess what? We have our friends here, first guests ever on the swinging sexy vampires, right? We've got Clay and we've got Leanne, the two that kicked off our journey. Welcome you two. Do you want to say hello to everybody?

unknown 2:42

Hello, everybody.

Brittany Bitch 2:43

Hello, everybody. Oh, we're so excited. So the interesting thing about this is we've talked about our origin story before, and we've somewhat touched on it with um the people that we kind of all stumbled in on this with. And now we get to hear like everybody's experience and and also just, I don't think we've die or dove into like how did everybody feel? I know there were things that we'll talk about that kind of led up to it, and then even after, but correct.

Brad 3:14

We talked about our side of the story, right? We said what we had, and we only had a limited time, right? With four people talking on a microphone, wanting to know everybody's origin story. It has to go by quick. But now we got Clay and we got Leanne here, and they were there, Brittany Bitch. Remember? So, really quick, I want Brittany Bitch to paint the picture of Labor Day 2019 for us.

Brittany Bitch 3:34

Well, so I'm gonna paint the picture, and then I'm I'm gonna be interested to see how Clay and Leanne really like if if my picture is the same stuff. Feel free to call my bullshit. All right, so day starts, and we um were hosting a party and it was a Labor Day party, and ultimately we knew we had probably what 30 people coming over. It was family friends, whatever. So going back to it, Clay Leanne have been good family friends with us for, I mean, gosh, years, probably 16 years at this point, right? Well, actually, maybe even longer. So our children were in sports together, and you know, people, when that happens, you just really good friends, you know, vanilla friends at that time. That's all I knew. So just FY. Um, so, anyways, we're having family friends come over. Uh, Clay and Leanne are first to come over because we really kind of are organizing this together, having a good time. We have their family coming, our family coming, you know, whatever it may be. So we're all starting to drink, I think, at like 11 o'clock.

Brad 4:37

It was 11 o'clock in the afternoon. So that's perfect. That's exactly where we're gonna start with this movie. So then I have a question for Leanne. Because I want to know how were you guys feeling that day? Because you guys came over and you guys were, you guys were like a a bundle of just happiness, having fun. I know you guys were ready to party, right, Leanne? So what were you guys feeling that day?

unknown 4:57

Oh, I mean, just Labor Day and fun, and I don't think there was really any feelings, just let's go have a good time. We always have a good time with you all because we like to have a good time and drink and pool parties. There's always good pool parties at your house.

Brad 5:11

So it started out with Bloody Mary's, but I was wondering, I'm like, did you guys feel extra horny that day by chance? Was that a possibility? Because I think you guys were a little frisky walking in.

Brittany Bitch 5:19

Oh, Clay is like let's see, Clay.

unknown 5:22

Clay's always horny. Apparently, I'm always frisky. You're a man. What's your tea like? It usually starts out because my wife goes into the shower. Oh. You know.

Speaker 2 5:38

Brad has the same issue. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 5:40

Absolutely right. I have this ability to get an alert when she's in the shower.

Brad 5:48

I want that app, by the way.

Speaker 5:50

Not necessarily for Leanne, but it's actually more just a feeling. It's just kind of like, oh, I'll bet Leanne's in the shower. That means boobies. Boobies. And you are a boobies.

Brittany Bitch 6:02

So I will also attest to the fact that I'm sure when she was in a shower, she shaved completely. And I can actually say I know that. You do know that, eh?

Brad 6:10

You were jumping ahead, yes.

Brittany Bitch 6:11

I know, we'll we'll get to it, but I can understand the shower out.

unknown 6:14

I can confirm the fact that she shaved. Yeah. So Brittany bitch. So now they walk through the door. Okay. The rest of the family shows up, Britney bitch. What else?

Brittany Bitch 6:26

So, typical pool party, we have, you know, probably what, 20, 30 people come over. Again, friends, family, your family, my family, like, and then friends that we just know, whatever. And so we start, of course, drinking during the day, and um, everybody's having a good time. We're hanging out in the pool, you know, and there there was an aspect of like we were having this like club party, you know, in our kind of pool area, um, and just music going, dancing going. And that's when I was like, oh damn, this party's getting like heated up.

Speaker 1 7:01

Which I was it did. You feel the like a sense of like just like sexual tension, or just it was a lot of fun?

Speaker 3 7:07

No, it was a lot. I mean, I never understood sexual tension in all honesty, because I never even allowed my mind to think of that. So I didn't like it wasn't on the top of my mind.

Brad 7:18

And remember, our backyard was really beautiful too. So we were right off of a lake, right? We were we had this Ramada that was kind of sunken down a little bit, and then we had this pool, and we had 30 people just having the time of their life. So much fun. I don't remember most of the afternoon because I think we were a little bit more than a little bit. Does anybody do you at all?

Speaker 4 7:36

I mean, we did a lot of dancing on your bar. Yeah. But I think that was later on or two. I don't think that was till I don't know, eight, nine was. I don't I don't know what nine. I think it was like dinner time.

Speaker 1 7:47

Oh, don't worry, I have my recollection.

Speaker 4 7:49

I mean, we definitely were dancing on the bar.

Speaker 7:51

Yes.

Speaker 4 7:52

I remembered that. How do you see it play?

Speaker 7:54

People have to really understand that this was like the ultimate setup. You have a hot tub on one end and a pool that you swim up to the bar, and then there's Brad, the bartender.

Speaker 3 8:10

Pouring martinis or whatever you may want. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8:14

And and of course, I'm a bourbon guy. So swimming, hot sun, sweaty, suntanning, and bourbon.

Speaker 1 8:24

Woodford, I remember that.

Speaker 8:26

Yes, it was a fucking bottle. We emptied a bottle of Woodford.

Speaker 3 8:29

If not a bottle and a half. Right. So it was, yeah.

Speaker 1 8:33

Absolutely right. So so you hit it on the head though. So then, so yeah, we talked about this. There is dancing going on. Do you remember our dance, you and I? We were dirty dancing.

Speaker 4 8:44

I I honestly don't remember it, which is, I mean, there was a lot of alcohol involved. So I mean I'm not that memorable. The next you're memorable, I promise you. Um it was a long day. It was, and I know waking up the next day, we're like, holy shit. But um, yeah, I guess I kind of remember. I mean, there's a lot of us dancing.

Speaker 1 9:09

So this is what was so uncomfortable to me. So so we've got Leanne over.

Speaker 4 9:14

Not in a bad way.

Speaker 1 9:14

Just saying. But I'm vanilla. I've got a I've got a vanilla life here. This is the whole thing. And so I haven't grinded with a woman.

Speaker 3 9:22

Well, and you're my best friend at this point, right? So it's like, okay.

Speaker 1 9:25

Yes. So so we're grinding out there, and I'm literally, so the party still is going, and you're like putting your like club move down, like you're she was hot. She was like on all fours. Am I wrong?

Speaker 4 9:38

Oh, I was definitely like doing the I don't even know what it's called, where you go down to the floor and back up. So I mean, if you happen to be in the way, I'm sorry about that, but it just at least it wasn't over my brother.

Speaker 1 9:48

Oh god. She was grinding up, she was grinding on my cup. She was. Was she? She was. Oh, she had to be. She was wearing her bathing suit, you know, and of course, this is basically like underwear, right? And then she's kind of like grinding into me, and I'm looking around, I'm like, everybody's kind of staring at me, and I'm I'm standing there going, like, what do I do? Oh like I got this hot woman like grinding on me, and I'm like, and so I go, Where is Clay and Brittany at this point in time? Do you guys remember? I remember where we were.

Speaker 3 10:14

Where were you guys? We were at the other end of the pool. Do you remember this?

Speaker 1 10:17

We were at the other end of the pool.

Speaker 3 10:19

Yes.

Speaker 5 10:19

So tell me more.

Speaker 3 10:21

Okay, so in addition, you guys are over there um, you know, dancing, and Clay and I were at the other end of the pool, and we were just talking because we could see the dance go on. And Clay was saying, like, God, I love my wife and she's beautiful. I want to have more sex with her. And this is where we were talking about, like, okay, well, what can you like? What do you want to do? How do you like what's going on? How do you want to do this? Um, and just kind of chatting through like how sexually attracted he was to his wife.

Speaker 1 10:50

Can you can can you confirm that, Clay, for me?

Speaker 10:51

That is true. That is true. That is very true.

Speaker 1 10:53

That is it. What anything else you guys talking about?

Speaker 10:56

Well, it was just in watching her was quite a turn on.

Speaker 2 11:01

Yeah.

Speaker 11:02

You know, I not not a jealousy thing, it was just wow.

Speaker 1 11:07

She was living her best life at that moment.

Speaker 11:09

Yeah, she's she's having a good time. We're having a good time. We probably ought to set the context. Everybody was gone.

Speaker 4 11:16

No, there were people there. Yeah, there were people there at that point. Yeah. No, they were still there at this point. Yeah. No. No, there were people there. Yeah, yeah. Listen, in our because I was dancing with another friend. So I guess I feel like the two of us were dancing, and maybe you were in the middle. Is that correct?

Speaker 1 11:32

No.

Speaker 4 11:33

No. Oh no. I'm thinking probably. In my head, that's kind of what happened.

Speaker 1 11:37

But you have to understand, I was uncomfortable. So I was in, it was in a state of freedom. You don't feel bad. No, you shouldn't feel bad. Because this is how it kind of sets up, though. And I'm sitting there going, I don't know what to do. Like, I wanted to, I wanted to fucking grab your hips and just grind them in, you know what I mean? And the erection just continues to be.

Speaker 3 11:53

That's why he felt uncomfortable because he didn't know what to do with that.

Speaker 1 11:56

And then so, but the thing is though, Clay, like, so you and Britney were on the other side of the pool as you know, our our dance was probably winding down a little bit. And I'm looking over there, I'm like, they are talking awfully close. And so I was wondering what was going on. And I was starting to feel a little bit of like some, I don't know if it was jealousy or a little, I was getting a little pissy in my own head. Like, what are those two doing over there? And then, you know, after she was grinding out. No, I listen.

Speaker 12:18

Well, the the pool, that end of the pool was a little bit deeper in. It was Brittany was having trouble uh staying afloat. So I believe her legs were around me just so that I could support her.

Speaker 3 12:31

Yeah, it was like I think it's eight feet deep right there, right? There is I am five foot six, right? There is nothing happening. Yeah.

Speaker 1 12:38

So I mean, you know, as again, a vanilla couple, there's there's me standing there going, What are they doing? What are they talking about, Leanne? You know what I mean? I'm looking at them going, you didn't care. You were totally fine. You were totally fine.

Speaker 4 12:50

I I mean, I did too, but I didn't, I mean, I don't so I think I've never been a jealous person. So did you think he is portentious? So I think I that's just his personality. That's just his personality. And she's my friend, so like there's zero like jealousy when it comes to my people I trust in my life. So it was more, and I was shit face. So I mean, maybe it was like, oh, they look like they're having a good time. I guess maybe I should dance a little harder. I don't know.

Speaker 1 13:19

And did you know at all? Did you notice it all, Clay, that you know, she was dancing and and grinding and all that kind of stuff, or just being a little social butterfly throughout this whole thing.

Speaker 13:25

That was just her being her social butterfly. And you know, I it's like those movie things where I see her and everything around her as kind of more of a cloud, yeah. You know, because I'm focused on her and I'm like, oh, she's having a really good time. So there was no jealousy, oh no, no envy or anything like that at that moment. If she's having a great time, that makes me happy.

Speaker 1 13:46

Compersion. Yeah, so so he knew he had it before he had it there pretty big.

Speaker 3 13:51

So conversion, just so you guys know, um, is a it's somewhat a lifestyle term, but it is a defined term where if you get happy seeing your person happy, right? That it gives you joy. That's conversion.

Speaker 1 14:07

So yes, and now so we start to move a little bit. So it's starting to get dark, and people are starting to leave at this point, right? Am I am I right at that point?

Speaker 3 14:15

I think the fact that um Leanne was grinding on you and I was over with Clay, they were like, we better go.

Speaker 1 14:21

Yeah, it started really thinning out fast. I'm just so interested. I don't know. But we're still drinking, right? And the music is still the good thing.

Speaker 3 14:27

And it's like eight o'clock, so mind you, we started 11 a.m. I think, right? So I'm gonna fast forward to like 8 p.m.

Speaker 1 14:35

Yeah, and then it was kind of a sexy ambiance, too. So when you have like the, if you can imagine like the twilight going on, the lake in the background, and then we had these little string lights that go across the top of our pool connecting to our Romata, and it was like the perfect lighting. And then I think we had some like in pool lighting as well, too. So again, we didn't try to make it sexy, it just seemed to go sexy. Would anybody disagree with that at this point in time here? Because I don't think so. I think it was right. Brittany, what do you think on that?

Speaker 3 15:01

So it was I think we make everything sexy.

Speaker 1 15:04

I think we kind of do. That's right. So now we're gonna go to I go inside. I had to go either to the restroom or I had to go get a drink, right? And then what happened, Clay? Do you remember? A song came on.

Speaker 3 15:17

So you okay, and I'm interested to hear this. This is where the fingers start getting pointed.

Speaker 1 15:21

Here we go. This is everybody's strap in for this one.

Speaker 3 15:23

It's not even pointing fingers, but I want to hear from Clay's perspective because you went inside, Clay was outside, uh, Leanne and I are in the pool hanging out.

Speaker 1 15:31

And nobody's left, by the way. Yeah, everybody, everybody's gone. It's the four of us. The four of us.

Speaker 3 15:36

So the four of us start together, the four of us at the end of the night. So did you see anything?

Speaker 15:43

Do you remember Clay? I believe it was I Kissed a Girl and I liked it. By Katie Perry. Yes.

Speaker 2 15:51

Uh-huh.

Speaker 15:52

And I'm watching as Britney and Leanne start to make out.

Speaker 1 15:58

Okay. So this is what I'm seeing here. I'm gonna ask you and I are gonna stop talking, Clay, because I know this is where the girls can possibly start to finger point who kissed who first. And talk into the microphone, and I want to answer.

Speaker 4 16:12

I thought it was Leanne, but Britney said it was me, but I honestly think it was her. Like, yeah, next thing I know, we're kissing. So I mean, maybe both of us. Maybe it was just yeah, I don't know. Maybe it just happened. It just happened, I think. I don't think there was any type of each other.

Speaker 3 16:28

So let me I had never kissed a girl at this point. Have you kissed, had you kissed a girl? Oh, yeah, I've kissed girls. Okay, yeah. So I had never kissed a girl, and maybe I just felt comfortable enough. But at the same time, I'm almost like, I don't know that I would have done that. And I'm glad that you I'm glad that it happened the way it happened because I was like, oh, I like kissing girls.

Speaker 1 16:49

Clay, don't you think it was it was definitely Leanne?

Speaker 4 16:55

I mean, it could have been because I've kissed girls before. So I mean it, but it's like to me, like kissing a girl is like it's not a like a makeout kiss? No, no, I mean like it's just like a friend thing. Yeah, like, oh, I love you. You're like my bestie.

Speaker 1 17:08

Like it's just we give kiss. You're you're my person, you know. There's no tongue that comes out.

Speaker 4 17:13

Not at first, not not at first, no.

Speaker 1 17:15

Not at first. Okay, so when does the tongue come out? Well when you kiss your bestie friend, bestie friend.

Speaker 4 17:21

Drunk.

Speaker 1 17:22

Yes, I like this.

Speaker 4 17:23

No, I think this happens.

Speaker 1 17:25

I think this is totally natural.

Speaker 4 17:26

I think I think, yeah, I think, I mean, again, I mean, definitely wasn't my first kiss, but it wasn't like I don't go around just making out with girls.

Speaker 5 17:34

Sure.

Speaker 4 17:35

But yeah, I think alcohol and girls, I think girls are just affectionate. Like we are more affectionate people and we we like physical touch and we're women and women are good at it. Yeah, we're with each other. Yeah, I agree. That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 17:50

Like it's different than kissing a guy, is that true?

Speaker 4 17:52

Oh, 100%. Really? Yeah, their lips are softer, they're softer and they're not like it's just sweeter. Sometimes guys they want to make out with you and think, oh, I'm gonna shove my tongue down your throat. That's not always amazing.

Speaker 1 18:05

Did you guys mentally exchange tongues though? Remember in that kiss though?

Speaker 3 18:09

We exchanged a lot.

Speaker 1 18:10

I know, but let's go with the kiss for the moment.

Speaker 3 18:12

Hold on. Um worrying about it first, so what I remember is okay, you're inside. Um, Leanne and I are at one end of the pool. I don't even know where you are, Clay. Are you just sitting on like the the It was selling tickets, I'm sure. I think he was at the bar.

Speaker 4 18:29

Like I think he was on the bar stool.

Speaker 1 18:30

I think I was on the bar stool.

Speaker 3 18:32

Okay, in the pool at the bar.

Speaker 1 18:33

Which is approximately like 10 yards away. Yeah, yeah, it's not very funny.

Speaker 3 18:36

Um, so we're like we kiss, and then it was like, I, oh, I just kissed a girl. And hey, the Katie Perry Perry song's going on, so you know, I'm kind of like, oh, this is fun. Um and then you Brad happened to walk out. Yeah. And so I'm going, Wait, I just I kissed a girl and you weren't here. So I remember saying, Brad, guess what? I just kissed a girl and I liked it.

Speaker 1 19:02

You did, and I thought it was hilarious. I'm like, and then you guys were still like, I think one of you had your arms around the other one's neck, like you know, arm around the neck, saying, and you were like cheek to cheek, like, Brad, look at me.

Speaker 3 19:12

I kissed the girl. Yeah, I do remember Leanne was like riding my hips.

Speaker 1 19:17

Yeah, but one of the things that that I know Clay and I did, we're obviously standing there going, oh shit, we missed it. We need to see it again. Am I wrong, Clay?

Speaker 19:24

That's true. We did need to see it again. Of course, men would say that.

Speaker 1 19:27

Okay. So who wants to go into the details next? Because that is when I think that it started to get a little spicier after that, true or false.

Speaker 3 19:34

I think so. But I would love to hear Leanne's um point of view on that.

Speaker 1 19:38

You're up, Buttercup.

Speaker 4 19:40

I don't I wish I I I mean, no, there's no claiming. I just don't remember like the whole like uh what's the word I'm looking for? Yes, thank you. Like the sequence of it. Like um, and honestly, the the one part that I'm sure you guys are talking about, I didn't fully remember till the next day. Sure. But um Brittany obviously has great boobs. Um, and that's the other thing. Women love, like we can appreciate each other's body parts. Like women are just different. Okay. You know, we're so like you're not soft. Yeah, so you're not gonna be like, if you see a great set of boobs, you're like, damn, can I grab your boob, you know? Sweet.

Speaker 1 20:23

Clay, we say that too, don't we? We wish we can. We love them, but we can't just go do it because we'll probably get punched either by the guy or the female at the same time.

Speaker 4 20:31

So yeah, somehow our tops came off.

Speaker 1 20:33

That's right.

Speaker 4 20:34

I don't know who took them off, or if we both just took them off. Actually, I remember. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 20:39

So okay, I do remember this.

Speaker 1 20:41

The clarity. Now the alcohol cloud is starting to dissipate here, and the sun is coming up.

Speaker 3 20:45

Okay, so um Brad, I Brad comes out and I'm like, hey, I kissed a girl and I was so excited. And then he was like, Well, I didn't see it. And of course, Clay's like, I didn't see it either. So I was like, Well, I guess we've got to kiss again. And then um, so we're kissing, we're making out, and then I do think Leanne, maybe correct me if I'm wrong, but you were like, God, you've got amazing boobs. And then Brad's like, Well, let me show him. And he actually took my top off. He undid the top strap, and it just, you know, the top fell because I mean, leave it to Brad.

Speaker 21:20

And I'm sure not to be outdone.

Speaker 3 21:22

Oh, of course.

Speaker 21:24

I immediately remember Leanne's.

Speaker 3 21:26

Of course you did.

Speaker 1 21:27

We are not rookies, Clay. You know what I mean? Even though we were vanilla at that moment, or at least I was, it was, you know, no, we all were at that time. So we're all vanilla at that time. We didn't know what we were didn't know, but it just felt natural going through there, true or false. That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 21:44

And I realize it it progressed rather quickly into Leanne floating on her back.

Speaker 1 21:52

Yeah. And please tell us, Clay, because that was my next question to you. So, what transpired? So the girls are together, they're kind of in a headlock, like a friendly headlock. You and I are taking off their tops and they're getting closer and closer. We're like in the shallow end of the pool, right? If I remember it correctly.

Speaker 3 22:08

Yeah, because there's no way we're at the eight foot.

Speaker 1 22:10

Certainly not, but that's what I'm saying. Like we're right there, and we're all like super close with the good music going, and we're just sitting there and it's starting to get frisky. And I don't consciously, maybe I wasn't conscious. I don't know. Clay, you tell me. Like, so from your perspective, right? Because you were right there, literally next to the girls' faces, as I was.

Speaker 22:28

Yeah, I think we just uh ended up laying Leanne on her back. And we were we were on each side of her, kind of looking at each other like is this happening?

Speaker 1 22:41

Yes. There was there was also a magic phrase. I think that somebody needed to kiss something else.

Speaker 3 22:49

So, yes, me, Brittany, of course, because I do it again.

Speaker 1 22:53

You said you never licked a pussy before.

Speaker 3 22:54

I had never licked a pussy. So, in the same vein of like, okay, I've never kissed a girl and I've never licked a pussy. Hence why I know Leanne had shaved. Which I had never done that. Just saying.

Speaker 1 23:07

Okay. Putting you on the record.

Speaker 3 23:09

Fair enough. So I I out I beat you by like licking a pussy first. Very fast. Yeah. Yes. So I mean, I don't I don't remember who was behind who. Somebody was behind somebody, and I was like, Yeah, I've kissed a girl. I've never done this. And I was like, Well, here's Leanne. Let me serve her up for you.

Speaker 5 23:28

Yeah, so you I'm pretty sure that was Clay.

Speaker 4 23:30

I do kind of remember that part. Next thing I know, I'm on my back and he's lifting me up.

Speaker 3 23:34

So I'm like, okay, here we go. Well, and then I think your legs were over Brad's shoulders. And then basically, like how the scene goes is I think Clay was on or behind Leanne, Leanne then in front of me, me in the middle in front of Brad. So Leanne's legs go over Brad's shoulders. Clay's lifting Leanne's back. And then basically, I'm just there for the munching. So it was.

Speaker 1 24:01

That's exactly how that's exactly right. And you and I are a good memory.

Speaker 24:08

Holy fuck, this is happening. I'm pretty sure if we were too far apart to high-five, but if we could have high-fived, we probably wouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 24:16

But you and I, we were holding asses in shoulders to like serve it up to Brittany's mouth, right?

Speaker 3 24:22

And they did they actually did. They like basically just put it in my mouth.

Speaker 1 24:27

How long do you think you went down on her first? Not very not long.

Speaker 3 24:30

Not long. So, Leanne, what from that perspective, having a girl go down on you? What any I mean, we're all experiencing this.

Speaker 4 24:39

I think that well, I mean, it was a first. So for sure, I was like, holy shit. Okay, well, this is happening. This is happening. And it was quick. So I don't think there was any type of like you don't really remember what she did to you or anything. Honestly, not no. Because I know Britney didn't even know what she was doing, is what she said. I think it was just kind of like a quick, and then she said something about, wow, it's really soft. How'd you get it so soft down there? We're having this conversation.

Speaker 3 25:05

I was like, oh, just a razor. I did. And that was the thing where I was like, oh wow, you really soft lips. Like, how did this happen? And then Clay chimes in, she shaves really well.

Speaker 1 25:19

And so did so, did did it flip the script at all? Because I can't remember if Leanne went down on Britney at all. She did not. So you girls started kissing again. Do you remember this part, Clay? So the girl started kissing, and I wanted to be part of the kiss. And so I moved in for a triple kiss. Do you remember that part? I remember that. And so I am kissing both Leanne and Britney at the same time, and it was really, really hot too. And then you did something, Clay, where you pulled Britney over to you, which I wasn't expecting at that time. I know we were getting saucy and this was getting crazy. Don't get me wrong. But did I think that you were gonna pull Britney over?

Speaker 3 25:55

Well, you just kissed his wife, so you might as well.

Speaker 1 25:57

I mean, and he should have. I mean, I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying I was like, I was not prepared. I thought that it was like I didn't know what was to think of, right? Right, Clay, what were you doing?

Speaker 26:06

I mean, at this point, I think I was already into that. Okay. We've gone this far. I think this is gonna this is gonna go a little farther. So I grabbed Brittany and pulled her thinking, okay, you'll grab Leanne.

Speaker 1 26:26

Oh yeah. It was almost instantaneous. It was literally like it I I saw the pull away, and I was like, oh no, so this is my turn to grab Leanne and bring her near me. And then we all started making out. Is that how we all have it?

Speaker 26:39

It is, and then it just kind of Brittany and I moved off kind of into the middle of the pool. Yep. And you and Leanne moved over to the like the pool deck area.

Speaker 3 26:51

Yeah. Or like the sun deck area.

Speaker 26:53

The sun deck area, yeah, where it was a little shallower. Yeah.

Speaker 1 26:56

Yeah. I remember, I think I was sitting like on like with with Leanne. I know we were making out on the one on the one side. Obviously, I was trying to kiss everything that I possibly could, right? That was on her, and I was grabbing her ass, and we're, I think, if I remember correctly, Leanne, like you're you were straddling every time. Yeah, I was definitely straddling over the top there, too. So, and you guys over on your side, I don't know what was going on, but you guys were getting very handy. Hot heavy making out, yeah. Of course, making out it was fun. It was fun. That's it.

Speaker 27:25

So this is made up. I mean, Brittany had incredible boobs, let me tell you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 27:29

And the pool.

Speaker 27:30

Let me tell you. They're all over the internet. And I'm and I'm pretty sure the pool was like 64 degrees. That's what it felt like.

Speaker 3 27:38

Was it was it? But it was so cold, and I was like, You're still massive, so you're fine.

Speaker 27:44

Like, I'm like, I remember I love it.

Speaker 3 27:46

No, well, I do remember Leanne being like, Yeah, my husband's got a big cock. And then like in the pool, I'm like, Yep, he's got a big cock.

Speaker 1 27:55

Yeah. You know what's interesting about that too? So, and um, this is I think the first time I might be telling Leanne and Clay this. So we replayed that in our brains a lot. So I said, How was it, Brittany? She's like, Oh, I I really didn't didn't touch him that much. And then I asked her another time, obviously, probably years or something like, Well, I did feel it, right? And then I was like, Okay, so is it as big as Leanne says? She goes, Yeah, he's got a pretty big cock. I'm like, What the fuck? I remember too clean, right?

Speaker 3 28:23

But also too, right? Like you're trying to navigate like what are these feelings and what do you want your spouse to know, or how do you want them to feel? And granted, we'll go into those things here in a minute, but like, how much do you share with your spouse? And then especially in the vanilla world, yeah, exactly. Like, do you tell your husband that yeah, somebody's got a bigger cock, and and how are they gonna take that? And by the way, people, like your cock is a great size. Um, but bigger cock, yeah. I'm pointing out bigger cocks don't necessarily mean like it's you're gonna have an amazing time. So just calling that out. Like, had we had gone farther, I'd been like, Do you know how to use this?

Speaker 1 29:03

Well, Leanne, I'm sure Leanne was like, Oh, yeah, I'm sure he knows how to use that. I'm like, that's that's not gonna hurt me. She's like, whatever. All right, let's talk about it. I'm still like so all right, so let's let's we'll we'll kind of finish up the story though. So as it's getting darker and darker, I think we were messing around for about 20 minutes, right? And that's what I had. So, full disclosure, I think you guys know this too. So we actually had security cameras in our backyard. And so Brittany actually called me out. She says, Oh man, we were messing around for at least an hour, maybe something more. I'm like, no. I think we were we started around 10-ish, and then the lights popped off.

Speaker 3 29:37

So remember our lights kind of yeah, so we had timers in our lights. So at a certain time of the night, they would shut off, right? So they're on from a certain time, but because we're in this lake area as well, like we don't want lights shining in our neighbor's house at all hours of the night. So they shut off at like, I don't know, 10:30, maybe 11. I think 11 o'clock is when everything shuts down. So our all of our lights, everything, 11 o'clock shuts down.

Speaker 1 30:06

Shut down, right down. So, real quick, let's back up for one second though. Was Clay able to uh get in erection and kind of mess around a little bit?

Speaker 2 30:14

Yeah, you guys were.

Speaker 3 30:15

I didn't say, yeah, we were really close to fucking right at that moment, right?

Speaker 1 30:20

True or false? True, very true, right? Yeah, and so Leanne We were close. We were close, but yeah, couldn't we? But we never like it hard. Yeah, it was I was I was beating the shit out of that thing. We were trying, but joking the motherfucker. I was just like, come on, let's go.

Speaker 4 30:34

Again, there was a lot of alcohol involved. I mean, that's a yeah, a lot of alcohol. I know, and it was just such a crazy situation.

Speaker 1 30:42

Because I don't know. So let's now let's so and then when the lights went off, what happened? Uh Britney Bitch, do you remember her?

Speaker 3 30:48

So lights go off and Britney's lights go on, yeah. Right. Where I'm like, oh shit, what am I doing? And so mind you, this is where I think a large part of my background comes in, but also too, I've never thought about experiencing somebody else besides my husband. Like I gave my vows, this is the only person I'm supposed to be with. So I'm sitting there going, shit, what am I doing?

Speaker 1 31:16

You sobered up, is is basically what happened.

Speaker 3 31:18

I mean, quickly, right? But and I wouldn't even say I sobered up because it just like I was somewhat irrational where I was like, wait, what am I doing? What's happening? Um, and I couldn't form an irrational irrational thought. So, you know, I was like, no, this is not happening, this is not going on. Um, poor Leanne is trying to console me, where she was like, It's okay, he loves you because I was actually mad at you.

Speaker 1 31:44

Oh, I know I remember that part of it. So, Clay, when so when Britney decides, holy shit, the lights went on, and then in her brain. Yeah, but I want to know what Clay felt because he's obviously in the middle of this and he's trying to get inside you, for lack of a better term. And then all of a sudden, lights go off, and Britney's lights go on, Clay.

Speaker 32:04

So and I think that I think it kind of was like that for maybe all of us, or at least me, because I I believe you got out of the pool and went in the house.

Speaker 3 32:13

Yeah, I did. Yeah, and naked.

Speaker 32:16

Everything just kind of dissipated away. And I remember going in and you were in the kitchen naked, kind of going, what just happened? Yeah.

Speaker 3 32:28

Yeah.

Speaker 32:29

And and I think all of us were going, What just happened?

Speaker 3 32:33

We all sobered up quickly.

Speaker 32:35

We we all sobered up rather quickly.

Speaker 1 32:37

The lights went off. Uh and then Leanne, I'll let you like, what did you because you and I were still making out, if I'm not mistaken, right? And we were still kind of grinding on each other a little bit when I was like, Yeah, and then I felt really bad. Because what did Britney say to me? She goes, You like her more than me.

Speaker 4 32:53

And I'm like, Yeah, she definitely, and so then I felt horrible because you know, she is one of my best friends, and I would never try to hurt somebody like that.

Speaker 3 33:01

So irrational. Yeah.

Speaker 4 33:02

You know, so I felt horrible.

Speaker 5 33:04

Yeah.

Speaker 4 33:04

Um there was no like other thought factor of like what went on, or you know, we kind of just were like, Oh, well, it was it happened, but like, you know.

Speaker 1 33:14

Yeah, the way I look at it was like it was a light switch, literally. Like it was the switch. Maybe it was the universe saying, Y'all ain't ready for this. Like you guys need to settle yourselves down.

Speaker 3 33:25

Okay, so with that, right, I was like, again, going back to it, I never even considered the lifestyle. I barely knew about it. I knew of open marriages because of some of my siblings. But with that, right, the my siblings had struggled in ways. Um, and so I only heard negatives about like open marriages. Right. And that's all I knew. So when I'm thinking about this, I'm like, what the fuck does this mean? And what does this mean for me? What does it mean for my husband? What is he going to go through? How is like what is gonna happen to our marriage?

Speaker 4 34:04

Well, and for Clay and I, we have not done what we did, but we had done like strip poker with you know, other couples, we had played games with other couples, like we'd never like swapped with other people, but like not even a kiss. No, that that's I mean, no, we definitely have no, we kissed. Uh yeah, I think we've kissed other people. Other couples and stuff, and but it was never like the extent of it was like it stopped there or something like that.

Speaker 3 34:33

Okay, and same thing, alcohol involved and so question real quick here, just because of our friendship. So we have been friends for like I don't know, 13 years, and you guys had never played strip poker or brought it up to us. Why was it because I'm approved?

Speaker 4 34:49

And maybe no, not that you're approved, like it was just like that's okay too.

Speaker 34:55

I don't know. I don't even know why. I I mean, honestly, when we played strip poker, oh yeah, she is, she's beautiful. When we played strip poker with our friends, all of our kids were really, really young, and they were there at the house sleeping. So it was kind of younger yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 35:10

They were very young, they were very, very young, yeah, and it was kind of one of them things where it just like people would spend the night, like we'd drink too much, and everybody would just have sleepovers at our house, and there would be like three or four couples. What's going on in that area? Well, and and we had done sometimes there's not much to do.

Speaker 35:25

We had done the strip poker thing, and then we'd bought games too that were you know Leanne and I went up to our bedroom and we actually had a a deck off of our bedroom that overlooked the main deck on the house. And we went up there and listened to our friends have sex on the deck.

Speaker 4 35:44

Oh, that's hot.

Speaker 35:45

So, you know, it's so we had dabbled in the world, but but never like had never really considered never swapping or anything like that. No. You know, anything other than what would be adjacent. It just never went beyond that.

Speaker 1 36:01

Wait, were your friends also doing the making out and touchy-feely stuff, but never really penetrated or anything more like a more of a soft swap, which by the way, for those that don't know what a soft swap is, it's it's typically just like the the petting, the kissing, and maybe some oral sex too. But there's never penetration in the soft swap.

Speaker 36:18

Yeah, it never even got to that point. I know.

Speaker 4 36:19

Well, they're just kissing, they did more. They had dipped their toes more in the world, but different types with different people, yeah, not us, but that we knew about, but nothing on a regular basis that we're like, oh, yeah, they're in this lifestyle, and we have some idea about it.

Speaker 36:36

It just happened to be we decided to play strip poker.

Speaker 4 36:39

Well, and we'd I mean, when like all like we like I said, we would have sleepovers, but it was just like sleepover stuff right now.

Speaker 1 36:48

To me, I'm I know that's fucking cool.

Speaker 4 36:50

Well, we live too far, so it was like, you know, you start drinking at our house, and then we had a big enough house that everybody would just spend the night, you know, it's like a big old yeah, I think there was one time where we Leanne and I had talked and we were getting ready to have sex, and we're like, Well, we should go tell them to come watch.

Speaker 5 37:08

I don't have to do that.

Speaker 37:08

I mean, it wasn't it wasn't we didn't go to the point where we thought, oh, we should tell them to come join with us. It was just we were gonna invite them to watch while we had sex, and then it never it never panned out because I I think they were passed out, you know, and they were sleeping already, I think.

Speaker 3 37:25

They were asleep, so so almost like a parallel play situation.

Speaker 37:28

Like, hey, come in, let's do it was kind of that voyeur thing where oh, if you want to watch, we don't have a problem with you watching us, you know.

Speaker 3 37:36

Which I find very hot, yeah.

Speaker 1 37:38

Yeah, I mean that's that I didn't know this part about you guys. I mean, I know you guys played strip poker, I think the one time, but it wasn't I didn't knew you you guys actually were just so and and your friends were so eh, whatever. We'll do a sleepover. Like so Brittany and I, we have sleepovers, but it's now different. It's different.

Speaker 3 37:54

We do now, but also too. And I will so I'll give it to Leanne where I was like, I am like, I still think I'm somewhat approved, right? Unless I'm in those experiences, and I can see absolutely 10 years ago, I was phenomenally a prude, where it was just like, yeah, I don't talk about sex. No, that's between my husband and I. Like, no, you leave me alone. Hence why, like, I can understand even my light switch going off. But hey, it opened my eyes.

Speaker 4 38:23

So well, I think Clay had before I met Clay, Clay had dipped his finger or toe or into multiple things, whatever it was, yeah. And so he was more advanced than me for sure. So I think I was more of a prude and probably still more of a prude than he is. Yeah, let's not step up, but this word this worked. You know what I mean? I think this prudent system is a little bit more than a lot of people.

Speaker 1 38:48

No, the mind I think what what I want to say is like you weren't open-minded yet to that point. Like prudish is something different to me. I maybe I'm wrong, but I just think about it. You guys are just your mind opens up a little bit, right? And as as we get a little bit older and we evolve a little bit, sometimes common sense is like, well, wait a minute, this is you know, should I be really mad about certain things or be upset about certain things? And so what? If if Clay kisses a girl or grabs her boob or whatever, am I gonna be upset about that? And I think you're at that point right now where you're like, well, whatever. And and as long as you guys talk about it a little bit. So like the open-mindedness is where I'm getting at at this point. Right.

Speaker 39:22

So yeah, there's there's definitely an open-mindedness now, like with friends and stuff like that. Being topless or you know, walking around without any clothes on, it it's really not that big a deal. Yeah, yeah, you know. I've had a lot of friends, you know, who weren't jealous of their wives or anything because they're like, okay, they're just tits. Yeah, all girls have tits. Sure. Some are bigger, some are smaller, so what? You know, it it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 39:53

And by the way, I feel like at this point in my life, I'm like, I paid for these bitches, I might as well show them off.

Speaker 1 39:59

And actually, that's the beauty of lifestyle. Most women are just like, you know what, now that I'm not approved or I have more of an open mind, like, here are my tits. Like, take a look. I want you to look at them. I get that attention now. So, all right, so real quick, so uh, let's move on to later that night and into the next day. Because I think this is where Britney and I kind of we did our our freak out moment, and I don't know what happened with you guys, but I remember after Britney yelled at me and was was flipping out, you guys kind of panicked too. And I don't think you guys even left with your clothes on. Is that right?

Speaker 3 40:32

Well, without shoes, but you guys without shoes.

Speaker 40:35

I had shorts on because when we got home, the kids looked at me and were like, What is going on? Where are your clothes at?

Speaker 3 40:46

And I'm thinking Well, they knew where you were at, too.

Speaker 40:50

The last I knew my clothes were in the bottom of the pool. And I'm pretty sure they're still in the bottom of the pool right now.

Speaker 1 40:57

They might be. They might be. I know that I looked the next morning and I looked at the carnage, is what I called it, right? And I looked, and both women's tops were at the bottom of the pool, Clay. Yes. So you guys left basically half naked, true. Half naked, yes. Right on. I like that.

unknown 41:14

Right.

Speaker 3 41:15

I do remember, so you guys rushing out, and rightfully so, because I was just I was upset, right? So you're like, oh shit, we got we just got it. We're like, we're out. Yeah, like you guys, you deal with Brad, you deal with her. Um, so then come the next morning, it was like, okay, is everybody okay?

Speaker 1 41:35

That was it. So let's process our feelings here. So what so I want to I get this from from Clay and Leanne. So how did you guys deal with it? Like you woke up the next morning, because I know Brittany and I, we basically passed out. She was obviously grumpy at me, and I was grumpy at her and trying to like settle her down, but the alcohol kicked in to the point where we basically passed out. What about you two? How did you guys did you do did you guys talk at all that?

Speaker 4 41:57

Yeah, we was the right home. No, we weren't grumpy at each other by any means.

Speaker 42:01

No, I mean I think I think we woke up going, wow, that was crazy.

Speaker 4 42:04

We're like, holy shit, what do we what'd we do last night? But there was no grumpiness at each other by any means.

Speaker 42:10

Like and and I think you know, our first thought was, well, I hope we're all still friends. I hope that we're I think that was my biggest concern. Was there a concern that you were mad at Leanne or Leanne would be mad at you? Because Brad and I were like, we were still high five.

Speaker 4 42:29

Yeah, I think that was my biggest concern because I respected Britney so much that uh I didn't want to ruin our friendship over a drunken night. So that was my biggest concern. Like I knew him and I are good, like we had a solid marriage, and you know, weird it happened, you know. What are you gonna do about it? It happened. It wasn't planned, it wasn't like there was no jealousy, there was no like, you know, I'm like, yay, you gotta play with great boobs. Sorry, honey. These ones are these ones are your boobs are fantastic, not as good, but I I was actually happy. I was like, hey, you gotta, you know, good for you, hon. I was high-fiving him for that one.

Speaker 43:07

I'm pretty sure she knows how much I love her boobs.

Speaker 3 43:10

I was gonna say, she's got fantastic boobs, too.

Speaker 1 43:13

Well, maybe both both these ladies have amazing boobs. No doubt about it. I've had my hands on both of them, so I can attest to that. But what's interesting is so Brittany and I were a little bit different. We weren't mad at each other the next day, but I think we we we kind of asked the same question to each other as as you guys asked us. Are we all okay? Yeah, right. And I know our text messages were kind of fast and furious through there, like, oh shit. Is everybody is everybody okay? Are we still friends? Yeah, that was the biggest concern, right?

Speaker 3 43:39

Well, I remember you guys coming over the next morning. Number one, did we had to get clothes, right? But also I think establish, hey, everybody is okay. And I I felt like I owed everybody somewhat that. Like, hey, I'm okay. It was it was totally me. And it was just because I'd never been in those situations to understand what I

Speaker 4 44:00

Was feeling and which you did. And that's, you know, you had every right to have the feelings you were having. Um and I was glad the next day that we had the conversation very quickly, that it wasn't like we didn't put it off and you know, I want to go like that.

Speaker 1 44:15

So it wasn't it wasn't swept under the rug between Clay and Leanne at all. And and but Britain and I, we really didn't talk about it again after that, did we?

Speaker 3 44:22

Um, I think we had just a a quick conversation, like, what the hell is that? And you know, not understanding each other's feelings, right? Um, so that's how it started.

Speaker 1 44:35

However, but we didn't talk about it anymore.

Speaker 3 44:38

No, we didn't talk about like what we felt.

Speaker 1 44:42

Correct.

Speaker 3 44:43

We didn't understand. This is the good part I want to get.

Speaker 1 44:45

And I want to get this from Lee, Leanne and Clay as well. Because I know for us, it spiced things up. Like it was it was something that I kept replaying it in my mind. And of course, I fantasized about Leanne a lot. Like it was not a hard thing to do where Britney is still sleeping. I'm like, wake up, wake up, wake up. I've got this boner. Let's go. I'm gonna take care of it in a course.

Speaker 3 45:08

But he can't tell me that he's got a boner because of Leanne.

Speaker 1 45:11

Uh-uh. No. What about you guys? Did you guys feel like you were, you guys, did it spice you guys up at all, or was it just like another day at work?

Speaker 4 45:18

I mean, I I feel like we've always kind of been spicy. Like we're always kind of you guys are hot and heavy. We I mean, yeah, like we do kind of fun things. Oh, yeah. Maybe not so much anymore.

Speaker 3 45:31

I mean, we well, I still know.

Speaker 1 45:34

You say fuck. Don't ever say fuck again.

Speaker 3 45:37

I'm gonna come clear out your toys if anything, God forbid, ever happened. I will come clear out your toys so your kids don't know.

Speaker 45:43

Oh yeah, we need to move those. We need to move those. They're just safe.

unknown 45:47

Yeah.

Speaker 4 45:47

But yeah, but I mean, I think every relationship, let's be honest, like, think of other people that maybe spice it up. Like, obviously, he's not gonna tell me. I'm not gonna tell him, like, oh, I thought about this person. But I don't think it's abnormal to do that.

Speaker 1 46:05

But you guys never talked about it. Is my question, though. Like you never said, hey, I'm thinking about Britney and Oh, for sure, no. Yeah, you know, or I didn't play never said that.

Speaker 46:12

Either one of you guys we've never, yeah. I mean, we've we talked about it, you know, and I and I think when we did talk about it, our biggest concern at first was, oh, are we all still friends? Because that was crazy, you know, and how did we get to that point? And then, you know, a little while later it was like, well, that was pretty hot, you know.

Speaker 4 46:35

Yeah, I mean, I think we both said we had a good time or whatever, and we you know, but it wasn't I don't think there was a jealousy thing or there was like asked was there ever any like you did that to Brittany and your you did that to Brad.

Speaker 46:48

There was nothing, it was just kind of like you guys were I I think I don't think that she was able to remember a lot of it.

Speaker 3 46:54

I really, yeah. We were all drunk.

Speaker 46:57

Yeah.

Speaker 3 46:58

I mean, I you have a full bottle of bourbon. You had Brad had a full bottle of tequila, probably.

Speaker 1 47:05

I had no good no good story starts with, oh, this one time when I had a salad. You know what I mean? You've heard that before, right? That's not the thing. No, this one time when when you know when Clay polished off a bottle of Woodford Reserve, right? And then and then we got naked and we were in a pool. That is a fucking great story, true or false.

Speaker 3 47:20

That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 47:21

So, all right, so I guess I'm I guess, you know, so my questions were very like for I guess it was for Brittany and I, because I at least me maybe, because I was thinking in my head, I'm like, holy shit, you know, I'm I'm turned on still, you know, by Leanne and you know, kissing her and playing with her and seeing her tits. I I have never I haven't kissed, I mean, after my my first marriage, which went seven years, and then I had Britney, right? I went right into that, right into that. So the next girl that I kissed was Leanne, right? And then I didn't have sex with any other woman between my first wife and then meeting Britney. So then to touch Leanne and another woman like that, that was so exciting for me. You know what I mean? And so I'm sitting there and was she your fifth? Was she my fifth what?

Speaker 3 48:04

Fifth woman?

Speaker 1 48:05

No, you're my fifth woman.

Speaker 3 48:06

Okay, so she was your sixth.

Speaker 1 48:07

No, she wasn't even my sixth. We didn't penetrate. No, I was like, no. You know what I mean? So none of that stuff was even was even even the case. But you know, you and I didn't talk about it all that much afterwards, but we had feelings, we had thoughts in our brains, and I think it spiced up our sex life for a long, long time. Now, you know, um, you guys said you didn't have any jealousy at all. Really? None? Zero for Clay or for Leanne? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 48:31

I honestly don't think so.

Speaker 1 48:33

I mean Brittany, how about you? Any any jealousy at all?

Speaker 3 48:37

There was no jealousy after I sat down for the moment and said, okay, what transpired, right? It wasn't it wasn't a I was jealous because I know Leanne would never like there was I trusted her, right? So that's what gave me um kind of a sense of comfort. Um, it was more I was questioning my internal morals more than anything. Right. That was it. Yeah. I've just but then I had to also question why would I be why was I thinking sexual thoughts about clay and you're supposed to be my husband. Like so I was battling this major internal thing of like, okay, I'm supposed to only be attracted to my husband, but now there's other men. And then also now I have just a girl and you liked it. I just licked Leanne's pussy. Like now like I think there's a whole new verse to this song. I mean, how many verse can I have in that?

Speaker 1 49:39

But you weren't you're in the shallow end of the pool. So that doesn't work.

Speaker 3 49:41

I jumped into the shallow end with sharks, right? Like that's it wasn't you, it was my internal battle.

Speaker 1 49:50

Totally get that. And so I and I had the fantasies, but I of course I couldn't convey that to you. And it's just like, my gosh, I'm thinking, you know, about about while I'm having sex with you, I have fantasies with Lianne, you know, in my brain at the same time. But obviously, I'm still like, you know, I've got two women bouncing around in my brain, which is fucking amazing. But I did experience jealousy though. I really did. Interesting. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 50:10

How do you feel about this?

Speaker 1 50:12

I don't know. I don't think he's jealous of me. Well, I'll tell you why. Because I because again, so so Lianne talking about how big his dick is, right? And she said that multiple times prior to even you touching your buttons on it.

Speaker 2 50:27

Oh.

Speaker 1 50:28

And both of them, probably, because it's so fucking big, right? Which really pisses me.

Speaker 2 50:32

It's not that big. It's not that big. I could use one hand.

Speaker 1 50:36

No, and so then here, and so then we got Bradley here, who looks like a little baby pinky next to Leanne. You do not have a microphone. It's like an egg in a nest. And I'm sure, Leanne, you look you were touching, you're like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 4 50:49

Well, no, because there was no judgment because again, there's yeah, I mean, it just it wasn't working that night. So I know you know, but which I mean, I will give Clay props that his was working after a bottle of bourbon. Because I promise you, a lot of times after that much bourbon, it does not work like that.

Speaker 51:10

So, like, don't you know being in the cold pool. So I'm sure it was more the excitement of the impression it wasn't working, but I was excited too.

Speaker 3 51:18

Yeah, in all honesty, I don't know that it would have. Like, push, come, push, push, come to job.

Speaker 1 51:24

Push comes to stroke.

Speaker 3 51:25

It probably wouldn't have, right? I don't think it would have. So that's the thing. But what say you?

Speaker 1 51:30

I think you probably could have done it. I'm telling you, that pool was cold.

Speaker 4 51:34

I don't I don't think so. I think it was the house.

Speaker 1 51:38

No, there's not a chance. So, Brittany, so uh you know, do you think that because of that particular night, uh, that we would be here in the lifestyle, doing what we do, including this podcast, if it wasn't for that particular night.

Speaker 3 51:51

It would not have happened, folks.

Speaker 1 51:53

No, no.

Speaker 3 51:55

Um, well, okay, so I it definitely would not have happened the way it did happen, but also too, had that introduction not have happened with people I trusted, right? I probably would have been shut off to even more of the situation. Again, I had to wrestle with some of the conversations in my own head of like, okay, what is this? How do I feel? And like looking at my husband saying, You're my only person, but then also looking at great friends going, okay, uh, I still love these guys, and you know, I how do you how do you deal with that? So had it been some random person, it probably would absolutely not have been the same way.

Speaker 1 52:38

I would agree with that. I I I think that it had to be with these great friends.

Speaker 3 52:42

Yeah.

Speaker 1 52:42

That's the way I look at it. You know, if you don't, if you're not, if you're not comfortable with the people, at least to be in the presence of good friends, seeing some brand new strangers and and jumping into this would have been I don't think it would ever have happened for us. I I'm just saying, like, I'm not a never ever good shit. Anything's possible, right? This was as good as it could. And this was two, two or three years before we actually got into the lifestyle with our very first full swap experience. So you guys are, you know, we're blaming you guys.

Speaker 3 53:15

We do and I remember even texting her. I remember texting her a couple of years ago saying, Hey, you created this beast. Like, are you guys ready?

Speaker 1 53:26

So that's right.

Speaker 3 53:27

I forgot about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 53:29

Okay, so so is that so that's the end of our story, right?

Speaker 3 53:33

Well, I guess from that perspective. What about Lianne? Clay? What have you guys done?

Speaker 1 53:42

It's not the end of our story.

Speaker 53:44

Yeah, you're right. Clay, Leanne. I believe we're we're just kind of adjacent to the lifestyle. We have we've met several really, really good people and good friends. They have good friends that are in the lifestyle that we've been around. And, you know, our choices were we like being adjacent, I guess.

Speaker 2 54:09

I like it.

Speaker 1 54:10

And that's totally okay.

Speaker 54:12

Yeah.

Speaker 1 54:12

That's the whole thing. It's just like, what do you guys want to do? And I know we put you on the spot with that question. I know you guys are staring at each other going, I don't know what we're doing, but I know what we guys want to do. We've talked about it.

Speaker 4 54:20

I was just like, yeah, we've talked about it, and I don't think we're completely closed off, but I think I'm still a little more like my head game is still probably like your head game was at the thing. Like, not that they're it's not, it's okay. Yeah, but I think they're still not jealousy, because I'm not a jealous person at all. I'm gonna be Britney and Brad. Yeah, I feel like Brittany and Brad. We've been to dragging 100%.

Speaker 54:55

The people that we're meeting and and things, and the things that the things we're getting talked into.

Speaker 4 55:00

Which are fine, you know.

Speaker 55:02

No, we have a great time, but we we always have a great time, and everybody that we've met, we really, really like. You know, whether or not we've chosen to jump in any farther, that's just kind of our choice of where we're at right now, you know, kids raising lifestyle, our just work life, home life, things like that.

Speaker 4 55:26

Well, I think when what made me the most nervous when you guys kind of jumped more like two feet in, it seemed like a lot of work. And I was like, man, it kind of seems like a lot of work. Yeah, I don't want to freaking date anybody.

Speaker 1 55:40

No, man.

Speaker 4 55:41

Not at all.

Speaker 3 55:42

Like that is like a lot of work.

Speaker 4 55:45

So that's why I was like, why we kind of talked about it. And I was like, it's kind of fun to be around it, and it gets us worked up, and we have a good time, and we have so much fun with you all, and again, everybody that we've met through everybody. Um, like little Texas and Big Texas.

Speaker 56:04

We have to do it. So I think that's almost like having two personalities, like you know, you have to keep these two completely separate.

Speaker 2 56:13

Yes.

Speaker 56:13

And then you have to remember who knows and who doesn't know, and you have your family side, and you have this side, and yeah, it's just yeah.

Speaker 4 56:22

I just didn't, I'm like, I don't want to date anybody.

Speaker 56:26

No.

Speaker 4 56:26

That was my thing. I'm like, so I can, I guess, thank you guys because we've kind of like got to go with your journey, but not have to jump two feet in and kind of have a toe in and see where that takes us at some point in time. But we don't have to like meet anybody. We don't we don't have to go and meet anybody. Does that make sense? Like, we don't have to be like, oh, yeah, I didn't even think about that point.

Speaker 1 56:52

But I didn't I didn't think about that point, Brittany. But they're absolutely right. So it's the things that we're not that we blaze the trail, but like obviously you guys have been following our journey because you are really the only vanilla couple or now lifestyle adjacent couple that really knows that we're in this. And you guys don't judge us, and we love that part of it. So I think that that's probably that's very, very cool to know and to understand. We'll dive more into that, I think, maybe at another time. But I think that was that was the key part of it for me, you know. So, um, so what I want to do though is we've been chatting for a while. So I just want to I I kind of want to just leave it there. You know what I mean? So I think that, you know, I want to make sure everyone tunes into the next episode because I think there's gonna be a part two to this. Do you think so, Brittany?

Speaker 3 57:33

Well, it really depends on Leanne and Clay because there is a lot more. So we talked about that journey. So much more stories. Exactly. How much we've brought you along, where you're at. I'm still interested in understanding from a perspective, and especially from Leanne, because obviously I I I tell her things, right? And even so much as dating. Like, what is your perspective of seeing our lifestyle journey? Um, obviously, dating is is a challenge, and I've expressed some of those concerns and we've talked about those. So, what would it look like for you guys or not? Like, what is your thought? So, in any case, there could be a lot more if you guys want to join us again. Um, yeah, we'd love to share our our other journey of like Costa Rica and meeting Little Texas, Big Texas, and even meeting Stone and Celine recently. Um, you know, and and what you observe and what you think from a vanilla perspective.

Speaker 1 58:31

Yes. So tune in to the next episode to find out what happens next with Clay, Leanne, Brad, and Brittany Bitch. So catch you next time, you sexy vampires.

Speaker 2 58:44

Bye.