How Swinger Friendships Really Happen… and Turn Into Sexy Fun

 Brad and Brittany recap one unforgettable Lifestyle weekend filled with new connections, sexy chemistry, and the friendships that make the LS so much more than just hookups. From meeting the “Hot Vikings” through a Bliss Cruise chat group, to finally connecting with a couple they’d been chasing for nearly two years, this episode dives into how swinger friendships really happen… and sometimes turn into sexy fun. Add in a Botox & bubbly party, sore legs, playful banter, and plenty of honest conversation about cultivating authentic LS relationships, and you’ve got one wild Tramp Vamp weekend recap. 

Transcript

Brittany 0:00

This podcast is intended for adults 18 years and older. We keep things honest, open, and sometimes we get a little spicy with conversations about relationships, lifestyle, and experiences meant to be fun, entertaining, and oh very real. Everything shared on the sexy swinging vampires is based on our personal opinions and experiences. We're not professionals or experts. We're just having sexy, fun conversations and inviting you in along for the ride. Listener discretion is advised, and a sense of humor is highly recommended.

Brad 0:53

I do love this guitar. I do. It just comes out firing Britney Bit. Do you not agree? It's got a great beat.

Brittany 1:01

I love it.

Speaker 2 1:02

Jumping.

Brad 1:03

Welcome back, all you sexy vampires. I'm Brad, and this is my wife.

Speaker 2 1:08

I'm Brittany Bitch, and welcome to Sexy Swinging Vampires.

Speaker 1 1:12

Yes, thank you so much, Brittany, for doing that. We are back, and it's just Britney and I today because we had such an amazing weekend. But first, I want to get to fan mail. We are getting friends reaching out to us on fan mail, and I cannot believe it. That is the coolest thing ever. So when you're listening to this podcast, so we use this, you know, we use this platform called Buzz Sprout. One of the coolest things that they do is they give you the opportunity to just hit the little link and say, I want to send Brad and Britney a message saying their show was awesome. Great to hear from you guys. We're from so and so. We have uh listeners now from Bangkok. Bangkok. Did you know that, Brittany?

Speaker 3 1:51

I mean, I want I want to bang a cock. So let's go.

Speaker 1 1:53

I think you did. I think you've done many times, actually. It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 1:57

Is that not what everybody thinks about when they hear Bangkok?

Speaker 1 2:01

They do. They they absolutely do. And I mean, they're all over the world. I'm I'm pretty proud of that. I think we're like in 12 countries and all these cities or whatever thing. So we get the stats every single week from Buzzsprouts. So thank you guys, uh Buzzsprouts, for doing that. And fans, please send us some mail and uh give us a rating because I think that would be the coolest thing ever. So, anyway, we had to pop on. We don't have a guest, as I mentioned, because we had such a fucking amazing weekend. We had to like jump on this thing right away and say, okay.

Speaker 3 2:31

Kind of like we jumped on.

Speaker 1 2:33

Oh my gosh, we sure did. And it was Mother's Day weekend, actually. So did you have a nice Mother's Day, Britney Bitch?

Speaker 3 2:40

Um, I got fucked the night before Mother's Day and fucked on Mother's Day. So yeah.

Speaker 1 2:46

Did you feel celebrated? I guess is the question I have for you.

Speaker 3 2:50

Definitely celebrated. And both gentlemen, right?

Speaker 2 2:54

And I mean, not necessarily my husband, but also inclusive of you, uh, were very, very celebratory as far as like, oh, you're a mother, let me take care of you.

Speaker 1 3:05

So they love they you guys had such a great time. And uh I was curious how many celebrations did you have?

Speaker 3 3:14

Are you talking orgasms and the whole thing?

Speaker 2 3:16

Celebrations, yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 3:17

Celebration. Everybody was happy.

Speaker 2 3:19

Yes, everybody was happy. I did well. I do want to um, I did extremely well.

Speaker 3 3:24

I was literally exhausted. So Sunday night coming home on Mother's Day. I think I was asleep by 8 p.m.

Speaker 3:32

Both of us.

Speaker 3 3:34

Both of us, just exhausted and wiped out. Um, a lot of celebrate or celebrations. Now, interestingly enough, like there's a difference between orgasms for me and then squirting.

Speaker 2 3:47

So I did tell both gentlemen, like, you make me squirt two times and I'm done. And I think they both did it like four or five times.

Speaker 1 3:55

And I was just kind of like it almost seemed like it was a game for those guys.

Speaker 2 3:58

I know, right? Like, how many can we get out of her? Like, she said two was enough. Um, but it isn't squirting wipes me out.

Speaker 1 4:06

It does, it really does. And I I've seen that before, and you have mentioned that before. Now, my question is, was the squirting more of a gift to you or your play partners?

Speaker 3 4:16

Do you think a gift to the men that I'm playing with?

Speaker 1 4:19

That's what I noticed. I was thinking about that too the other day. I was like, I'm looking at these guys, and they were smiling so much when they were making you squirt. They made their own partner squirt too. Their partner squirted on me. I mean, there was a lot of squirting going on here.

Speaker 3 4:34

Yeah, I think we were all pretty wet. I had to take multiple showers in both sessions.

Speaker 1 4:40

It was such an amazing hot weekend. I call us, we were actually tramp vamps. What do you think of that phrase?

Speaker 3 4:47

Uh or vamp tramps? I don't know.

Speaker 1 4:50

Tramp vamps? Vamp tramps.

Speaker 3 4:52

So vampire tramps. We were tramps, yeah. Yeah, vamp tramps is. We got around. You know, we so we were vamprams.

Speaker 1 4:58

And it's not normal.

Speaker 3 5:00

Vamp trams.

Speaker 1 5:01

That's right. We don't normally do that, right? We definitely kind of space it out typically, and we'll tell you why we had to cram it all in. Uh, because I want Brittany, can you describe our weekend just a little bit? Give us some high level as to like how like what had transpired this weekend.

Speaker 2 5:18

So just starting off, I'm trying to think. I mean, there was a lot, and some even non-sexual. So we went to a fun event hosted by um some of our friends who happen to have like a um friend group here in Arizona. Right. And then Saturday night we had actually had a pre-planned. Now, I mean, going into this pre-plan, and I'm sure we'll talk about it a little bit more. This pre-planned session had been planned for several weeks, but we have been trying to get with this couple for gosh, over 18 months, maybe almost two years. So we've known them since not this October, but the so not October 25, but October 24 is when we originally met them. And both of us have just been, you know, crossing paths in time and we already were busy, we were busy. Exactly. We've always said, like, hey, let's get together. You guys are sexy, we're sexy, let's get together. And you know, it just didn't happen until this time. And I almost and I almost thought that they weren't gonna, I thought they were just kind of like tech throwing us along a little bit, but so I didn't because her and I had talked quite a bit and I knew what was going on in their life, and just you know, life gets busy. And then here's our challenge, and maybe we'll dive into this, but we have a set of friends and groups and things that we're doing, and then we have travel on top of that. Now, to throw potentially somebody new into the mix, it can be challenging sometimes.

Speaker 1 6:52

Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 6:53

So that was Saturday night, and then Sunday we happened to meet up with this other couple that we have been talking to a little bit, or I will say you, because I'm not as um inclusive in some of these chat sessions, but you had been connecting with them as a broader group, kind of preparing for our November bliss cruise. Yeah, you totally. And they were in, yeah, they were in town. And um, I'm glad you orchestrated a meet and greet with them, and then I mean to something more.

Speaker 1 7:26

And we're gonna dive into all three of those because those are great examples of what we're gonna talk about today because uh you know, our conversations about making these amazing connections, cultivating them so that we can meet up for a later date, right?

Speaker 2 7:38

I think two very different aspects, right? You have one that so you talked about cultivating, right? One that you were cultivating for a year, year and a half, and then another that it was just kind of like a quick draw.

Speaker 1 7:53

Bingo, you nailed all three of those. Though there's the third one, though. Remember the Friday night one. Yes, that was another great one too, where it's just like these might be we never played with anybody at those. We'll get into that one too, but we never we haven't played with anybody there, but we're trying to make friends and developing relationships, developing relationships, yeah. Yeah, so we uh to your example to your point. So I'll just quickly recap that we have day one brand new friends. That was amazing, right? Newish friends, we and then and then we have friends that are 18 months ago, which amazing, right? Love those people. So um, Brittany, you aren't as extroverted as me. Probably a hybrid of an introvert, extrovert. Would you agree with that?

Speaker 2 8:33

I would say so. Um, I yeah, it takes a lot of energy. So if I understand the definitions of extrovert, introvert, so extroverts gain energy from going to places and being around people, or introverts actually lose energy. So I would say I am more of an introvert, but I know how to put myself out there to draw people in. Now, with that being said, I get exhausted because I am taking in so much or I'm giving so much energy out that people are just taking from me that I don't draw from them.

Speaker 3 9:09

So I have to replenish my energy source um by being alone.

Speaker 1 9:15

I don't know if anybody else resonates with that, but I think there's a lot of people that resonate with that's pretty much I knew the answer, but I want to make sure because when I throw this out there to you, because what was more you know exhausting? Were you most emotionally energy or was it physical? Oh my god. Because I know your pussy god and solid workout, didn't it? You said your legs were sore.

Speaker 2 9:38

We're so sore. Um, it was just a quick sidebar. I didn't I was thinking about this the other day where I was like, damn, why are my hips so sore? And I remember at one point a gentleman asked me, he's like, Are you flexible? I'm like, yep, you can bend me any which way.

Speaker 9:52

And you were getting bent.

Speaker 2 9:54

As I'm thinking about it, I'm like, no wonder when my hips were sore.

Speaker 1 9:57

And see, that's the thing. Nobody asked me if I was bending, but my my like groin muscle area was definitely.

Speaker 2 10:03

Well, that's a lot of thrusting.

Speaker 1 10:04

All right, so emotional energy or physical?

Speaker 2 10:07

This time around, probably a mixture of both, right? Because it was now, mind you, so first night, Friday night was probably more emotional, just kind of connecting with people, trying to, you know, create uh cultivate those friendships. But then Saturday, it was a mixture of both. We, you know, we're real a little relaxed because we knew them and like just kind of continue. But God, that play session was what, three hours?

Speaker 1 10:33

We'll get to that one. So I'm there, pretty good.

Speaker 2 10:36

Well, and then okay, let's go to the next one where now you're back to creating relationships, but then it was like it was like starting over. But then it was a two-hour, like, so I mean, how do you equate physical versus emotional when you have two to three hour play sessions?

Speaker 1 10:54

That's what I'm trying to understand from you. Like, so our listeners are listening, going, Oh my gosh, that's exhausting. Oh my gosh, that's exhausting. So I'm trying to figure out, okay, so exhausting, but well worth it.

Speaker 2 11:04

But well worth it.

Speaker 1 11:04

All right, so there's no answer to this, folks. That's exactly what she's saying. She did get possibly the greatest compliment on your ass ever. Do you want to share that one? Well, oh, maybe there was multiple ones.

Speaker 11:17

I don't know.

Speaker 3 11:17

No, there's no error at all.

Speaker 2 11:19

But yeah, both men um said my ass was great. So Brad, you do a great job of saying how great my ass is. And as a woman, I'm sure many can resonate with us. Like you you look at yourself and you don't see these things. And I mean, Brad tells me I am this Kirby woman. And granted, when I think uh Kirby being like I think curbaceous or you know, just a little bit different than what I want to be seen as as a woman. Now, not not a bad thing, right? As I'm learning these things, but you have always said, God, your ass is amazing. And through this lifestyle, I've heard it time and time again, but at this um, at this one point, I turned around and I reverse cowgirl. Yes, reverse cowgirl. And you've always said, That is your superpower. And so I turn around, and as I start riding this gentleman's cock, he was like, Oh my god, your ass.

Speaker 12:19

He said it was the superpower.

Speaker 2 12:20

I wasn't no, no, I then said yeah, I said, Yeah, Brad always says this is my superpower position, and my superpower is my ass. And he's like, Yeah.

Speaker 1 12:34

That's another one too. I just thought that was so amazing. Because, you know, yes, I I am a big fan of your ass, and I've told you this years and years and years ago. It's getting reaffirmed in our play sessions with our our friends, our new friends. So let's start back to front of the weekend.

Speaker 2 12:54

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 12:55

Some people say don't get back to it.

Speaker 2 12:56

I mean, yeah, I don't like the backdoor. For those that think I do not wipe back to front.

Speaker 13:01

You don't do that. That's a bad one, right?

Speaker 3 13:03

We no, women do not wipe back to front. Sorry.

Speaker 1 13:06

I don't think I should either. That's disgusting.

Speaker 3 13:08

Probably not.

Speaker 1 13:08

So with uh, so we we'll go on Sunday because that was actually Mother's Day, and it was kind of cool. We met this couple that it was um what are we gonna call them like they're brand new day one couple friends of ours? I'm gonna call them the hot Vikings. Or what do you think, Brittany? Should I call them the Valhalas?

Speaker 2 13:24

Because I say we call them the Vikings because this is my first um connection with the Vikings, and I am uh a Viking, so my heritage is Vikings and Vikings. I was like, yes, I'm not surrounded by Italians, right? I'm great or Greeks, yes, or Greeks or Spaniards, right? I have my Viking people. Um, so it was quite fun to to meet up with some other Vikings. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 13:49

And it was, and then once they all said that, we were a little cuddle puddle, we'll get into it into the story here. But it was kind of cool because I'm looking around, I'm like, you guys are kind of Viking-ish.

Speaker 2 13:57

Like they were like, Yes. Well, and then if if we took a picture, like you would see it would be interesting to see like the three of us and then you, right? Right.

Speaker 1 14:06

So the story, it's Sunday Funday. So this is this couple that we met virtually in a telegram chat group. Now, just to give you a little backstory, it's a private group that was created by a few couples who are going on the November Bliss Cruise, which we are too, right, Brittany? Yes, and we are super excited. It's a it's a it's the long cruise, it's the humongous cruise. Yeah. So I love what this group did, right? And they are putting together kind of this special, like, I don't know, like so. There's a there's a there's a bliss going on. Let's back up a little bit.

Speaker 2 14:40

So we met one of the originators on the February cruise, right? So we had connected with them. We never actually physically connected, but we were talking, and I think you even had a few conversations with him prior. Like you started a relationship for that. And then when we said, Hey, we're going on the November cruise, it was a great, we want you to join this group with us. So, anyways, just context.

Speaker 1 15:06

And exactly, we tried to hook up with them, but it was just it was the last day of the cruise. We were all spent, we were all wiped out, and you know what? It was so much fun on that February cruise.

Speaker 2 15:15

Well, and I'm actually just gonna say this here because many, I think many women go through this. So I actually ended up with a UTI on the very last day, which is when we were supposed to connect with them.

Speaker 1 15:26

Better than the first day.

Speaker 2 15:27

Oh, well, that's true. Thank God. But I mean, kind of lessons learned, right? You typically I take med or I take medicine on the cruise, but a lot of regimens. So, women, we can talk about this a little bit more. There's a lot of prep that you can do, and a lot of things you should do during these things when you have um play. And I mean, even the amount of play you and I did, I should have been much more prepared. So, in any case, I ended up with a UTI the last day and I had to bow out.

Speaker 1 15:55

We had to shut it down, which was totally fine. I think everything, I mean, we had so much fun on that, on that whole week on the February Bliss cruise. Yes, but um, we're gonna see them on November, and I think we have a rain check with those guys. So I need to shout this out immediately, if not sooner. The couple the the group is called the Bliss Wonder Couples group, and I know they listen to the podcast, so shout out to you guys, and thank you to the the main four couples that have put that group out there because otherwise I don't think we would have met these hot Viking couples. That's true. Uh this hot Viking couple, right? So they were in town uh for some business or whatever, and they they hit us up and I said, Yeah, we'll be around. You know, we live probably about 45 minutes from where they were staying, and uh they were totally up to it. So um it was it was absolutely fantastic when they were like, Okay, we got some time on Sunday to meet up, and that happened to be Mother's Day. What did you think? Was that you think that was like we probably should have shut it down for family day or because they were open to it, and I know they have a family, but they weren't here. Is that is that like such a bad thing at all?

Speaker 2 17:01

I guess it depends on who you are. I can't say it's a bad thing or not. So my mother is not local, right? So I wasn't spending the day with her and then from um our family stuff, like we spent the night with our children, so it was right not a big deal. Yeah, we made it work, right? I still got to do what I wanted to do, which was have hot sex. And I mean, I think that's what every mother should be able to choose. Do what you want to do.

Speaker 1 17:27

Yep. And what was your first impression of the I thought they were a very attractive couple, but what what was your first impression?

Speaker 2 17:32

Yeah, so uh uh just walking back a little bit, like I didn't know much about um them going into it. I know you had given me a picture, and that's usually what happens. So for those that don't know, Brad usually does all of the communication. Um, I'm doing other things, right? So Brad's doing a lot of our lifestyle stuff, including the flirting, the bantering. And he will show me, like, hey, what do you think about this couple or what do you um how do you feel? So in this case, he gave sent me a picture and said, What do you think? And I said, Yeah, let's meet up. I am not a person that does pictures and online communication a lot, and a lot of it has to do with I get more of an energetic feeling or a vibe, or yeah, I just have to have that personable communication so or personable connection. So if I don't see them, it's hard for me. And I've learned this through the years. Um so when you said, Hey, let's go, I was just like, sure, let's let's do brunch. Who's who's not up for a a mimosa on a Sunday brunch? Um so when we first saw them, because that we were actually pulling into the restaurant and they were walking by, and I thought, God, he's big. Yeah, he's actually bigger than you. Taller than me for sure. Yeah, he's probably what six five, six, six.

Speaker 18:48

Yeah, he's about six five, I would imagine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 18:50

Um, and then she's also really tall. So she's 5'10. Yeah.

Speaker 1 18:54

I found out.

Speaker 2 18:55

I mean, I was the littlest one in this group. You were small like, which is never the case. Like, that's not typically you get all these little bitty girls. So I was like, oh, I get to be the little bitty girl at 5'6 today. Um so walking in, they, you know, they walked in. Uh, she's super cute. Um, she's actually gorgeous. Yeah, just very younger than us. Yeah, younger. Well, and actually, I remember seeing that when you showed me the picture. I was like, oh, they're younger. Um, but in any case, so we started talking, very personable people, like great conversation. Um, I will say he actually reached out and touched me at one point, just on the arm. Like I saw that, you know, just kind of a nice little touch. And I was like, oh, this guy is not shy by any means. Like, which was nice because they're also newer in um the the lifestyle. So I wondered, I always wonder, I don't want to be three years in.

Speaker 1 19:55

So yeah.

Speaker 2 19:56

I thought they were two.

Speaker 1 19:57

Okay, maybe.

Speaker 2 19:58

Yeah, but okay, so either way, I am always like, okay, if you're newer, how I want to see how you respond. I do not want to overstep or over inject. And I wonder sometimes, and maybe our listeners can respond to this, like, do you look at the the older vampires to lead the way? Or at the other end, older vampires, are you letting the younger vampires lead so that you don't overstep?

Speaker 1 20:26

That is a fantastic topic. I like that. We need to think about that one time.

Speaker 2 20:30

I mean, that actually was going on in my head. And we've actually had this situation come up recently where we have newer vampires that I've been hesitant to bite because I'm like, I want to go at their pace. That's a good point. So, but at the same time, I'm wondering if they're waiting for us to take a lead.

Speaker 1 20:46

So, in any case, that's okay. And well, you know what? The dance is okay, and it's time to figure it out. I think, you know, you know, not being assertive or agre or well, being assertive is good, but being aggressive is a turnoff for us. So I think this was good. So my my uh assessment, they're both tall, they were both fit. I thought they were, she was a very, very strong, like solid girl, but very feminine, absolutely gorgeous. So I I will absolutely say that about that. Her two sexy bodies, both of them. And I just have a quote. How was his cock? Need to ask him.

Speaker 2 21:19

His cock was great. His cock was great? Yeah, his cock was great. You were liking that, that's for dang sure. So all right. So what was it it he knew how to use it? He knew how to use it.

Speaker 1 21:29

Solid, solid gentleman. So, what was your first impression of the two when you walked into the the restaurant that we were going to?

Speaker 2 21:35

Well, again, I think we already went through that where it's like she's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 21:39

I mean he But like I'm talking like physical feature. Okay, you said tall, I get that part of it, but like was there anything else?

Speaker 2 21:46

I mean, I knew he could throw me around easily, but yeah, I mean that's that's it. Where it's like, okay, he can throw me around. But again, it's not like it's the connection things. It he could throw me around, but until he touched me. And I was like, okay, it like it doesn't matter until I get to that point.

Speaker 1 22:05

I thought they had amazing smiles, honestly. Like I thought those were fantastic smiles. They had fantastic smiles. They really do. I was just like, I was like enamored by their teeth. I said, they were like, gosh, they were so good.

Speaker 2 22:14

I know I I want teeth like theirs.

Speaker 1 22:17

And she had, and she was wearing this low-cut shirt, and she had these beautiful were those D's or double D tits? They were just, hey, we're hanging out on a Sunday, and they were fantastic.

Speaker 2 22:26

They look amazing.

Speaker 1 22:27

So anyway. She's gorgeous. She is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 2 22:29

What was your first impression? That was it.

Speaker 1 22:31

I'm just telling you right now. I noticed the teeth, and then I looked at, I looked, you know, I was trying not, it was weird because I'm like, you can stare at their tits. I'm like, that's why she's wearing the shirt, right?

Speaker 2 22:39

I was extremely conservative. You were very conservative.

Speaker 1 22:41

Yeah, but it was funny. It was like, you know, I looked down, I'm like, oh man, those are amazing tits. And I've seen them, I've seen them in the pictures, right? And I was just like, whoa, they got up close. And I'm going, all right, Brad, don't look. Don't look. Well, you can look. You shouldn't be looking. I should be looking. I'm sure she was wearing that because she wanted a little bit of attention. But anyway, she was she looked absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 2 23:00

Is it attention or she just wanted to catch your eye?

Speaker 1 23:03

Which I hope, I hope she did mission accomplished for me. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 23:06

And then I well, so okay, going back to that, I did think about I mean, even when I was dressed, I was just kind of like, oh, it's Sunday brunch. Like, let me dress in this cute little romper. But the romper was conservative.

Speaker 4 23:19

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:19

Um, and I knew a little bit about these guys' backgrounds, so I was like, Oh, I'll be comfortable. But at the same time, I'm like, I had no cleavage showing. I halfway wondered, maybe we'll talk about this later with them. Is okay, what was your first impression? Like, was I old or I was probably ultra conservative?

Speaker 1 23:35

Well, they have seen you naked because I put you on the the the telegram chat group that we've had.

Speaker 2 23:40

Wow.

Speaker 1 23:40

And doing a whole lot of things, and I think that probably helped us getting getting lucky on that one too.

Speaker 2 23:45

So I am the girl next door that you don't expect to get frisky, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 23:50

Well, I mean it worked, right? So we talked to them for what about an hour before getting our table, and the conversation flowed. There were no awkward silences. So I felt like we were vibing. Is that accurate, would you say?

Speaker 2 24:02

I think so. Yeah. Yeah. No great conversation. Um, getting to know them. I will say, like standing there for an hour, I kept on thinking, God, I'm starving. That's all.

Speaker 1 24:14

Yeah, we were. It was. I'm glad we got in because originally that restaurant was like, probably won't see you. You get lucky if you get a table or a bar table or whatever it was. So it was the perfect dance, though, during that conversation. And and the reason why I say that is that, you know, so Mr. Valhalla and I, or Mr. Hot Viking and I, we started out, we're sitting at the bar, and he and I are chatting. And then I see you and Mrs. Valhalla, right, sitting there talking. And I'm going, okay, this is good because we want to build the trust, right? I want to make sure that he understands that, hey, look, I'm not a creep. I want to make sure he's not a creep. And if you if we do progress, because we had no plans to play.

Speaker 2 24:54

We had all no expectations. Yeah.

Speaker 1 24:56

We had no expectations. And we actually said in our and he and I I had a text, like, no pressure. If you guys are looking to play, we're not your couple. We just want to make sure that there's a vibe and then there's an opportunity. So we did the dance and it was good, right? And so, you know, you then I think you or I switched, right? So I got to talk to her for a little while.

Speaker 2 25:16

You got to talk to him, and I I think I went strategically actually to the bar to see if there was an open table. But at the same time, when I came back, I kind of well, actually, you shuffled. So when I left, you then shuffled around and left an open space only next to him. So that was kind of brilliant.

Speaker 1 25:33

Because I wasn't 100% certain that she was into me just yet, right? And I found out later that she was, but she was a little more on the shyer side, I think. J because you know, I'm I'm so stunningly handsome that I I must have thrown into the city. I don't know. But I just what I do know is just like I wanted to make sure that okay, listen, are we is this gonna and I actually kind of crept into her little personal space just for a second to see. It was again a little bit of a test, and I and this is again over time understanding that you know what, if if she had pulled back or if she and she didn't actually give me like the hand touch, you know, on the arm or anything at that bar. Okay, so I wasn't sure.

Speaker 4 26:09

So I was going, hmm, man, I don't know if this is a little bit more than a little bit of a lot of people.

Speaker 2 26:11

But did she move away or did she allow you in her space? So that's a big indicator too. Like if somebody allows, yeah. So if somebody allows you into their space and there is a personable or personal bubble, right? I will explain from I think everybody has this, but you don't know until you start paying attention to it. Like, here's my personal space, here's my box. If you allow somebody in, then that is kind of a signal, like it's okay.

Speaker 1 26:39

So yeah, we did that.

Speaker 2 26:40

Those cues.

Speaker 1 26:41

And then we went, then we had we finally got our table, which again, like I said, an hour, right? Got there, sat down, and lunch was great. I thought, again, continue the conversation. And then I was starting to feel the play vibe was was gonna happen, right? I don't know, because the mimosas were flowing a little bit. I definitely heard a little bit out of my one ear that you and Mr. Valhalla were doing so good in terms of our, you know, in in terms of the banter, and then uh me and his wife were actually really we're having a great conversation as well. So did you get the vibe that things were going to happen?

Speaker 2 27:15

So I again this goes back to did I get the vibe things were gonna happen or not. I always I let it be on them because I didn't want to force something, right? Um with a newer couple. Uh I don't know if that's right or wrong. Like maybe I should just take charge, but I was definitely flirtatious and they were catching it. Now, the interesting thing at the table was myself, then, and we're I guess we're calling Mr. and Mrs. Valhalla.

Speaker 1 27:45

I'll call Valhalla for now, but the hot Vikings, but whatever. Mr.

Speaker 2 27:49

Valhalla, and then across me was Mrs. Valhalla, and then next to her was you, and then it kind of went into yeah, so you're on my right, he's on my left, she's across. So it it wasn't necessarily like I could assess all situations, it was more he and I started flirting a little bit, and that's where it came from.

Speaker 1 28:10

And then you finally did he finalize or you finalize the deal?

Speaker 2 28:13

Actually, he did.

Speaker 1 28:14

I noticed that. I think that's what I heard.

Speaker 2 28:16

So I can't remember what we said. I said something like I do. Oh, you do?

Speaker 1 28:21

It was the happy hour shower.

Speaker 2 28:22

Well, no, no, no. There was something that led to that.

Speaker 1 28:24

So um maybe I'll trigger that.

Speaker 2 28:26

I yeah, so I had said something like, you know, I can I do this or whatever. And he's like, Oh, I'd like to see that. And I said, Oh, well, tell me more. And he's like, Well, how about that shower thing you guys talked about? And then I said, Oh, you mean a happy hour shower? And then I said, When are we going to do that? And he said, Well, we have a shower right now.

Speaker 1 28:50

That was so freaking smooth because I was like, I know, and you two both were just like, Wow. I said, We are and I don't know if if uh if she had heard it, right? Uh, Mrs.

Speaker 2 29:02

Valhalla, but I was like, And that's why I wanted to set the stage. Like this whole thing, I don't know if she even heard, because typically I would be a conversation between her and I. Like, I may say something like that, like, hey, how do you guys feel about a happy hour shower or lead in? But he led that conversation. And so my response was, Well, how does the missus feel about that? And I just looked directly at her because I'm never going to overstep a woman on that.

Speaker 1 29:28

And I'm not sure if you and I even said, Did we talk fuckable or not? We didn't even say fuckable. And that's I think that's how we're not.

Speaker 2 29:34

No, no, actually, we had prepared a like, okay, if we're not filling the vibe, what are we gonna say? And neither of us said it. So I so we did pre we did pre- We did prepare a little bit too.

Speaker 1 29:46

And I know they had a little, they had a little word too. We talked about a little bit later on.

Speaker 2 29:49

So So going back to it, like if you're ever in these situations, always communicate, like, hey, what are we gonna say just in case one of us isn't filling the vibe? And let's just say, um, I want water with lemon, right? So if the waiter comes over and you're like or and asks if you can get anything, if you say, Hey, I would like water with lemon, then that tells your partner like you're not in, or whatever you choose. Those signifiers um will help in these situations so that you're not off base.

Speaker 1 30:19

That's right. And we were all on the same page, which was really, really cool. So off we were to their room, but they said give us 10 minutes head start to clean up, to prep the room. And I was worried that this could have been a real easy way to ghost us by giving us a fake hotel.

Speaker 3 30:36

Oh, you did and a room.

Speaker 1 30:37

Well, hear me out. So a fake hotel and a room number, like, all right, we're on the 13th floor, room 69. I think most hotels don't have a 13th floor, and 69 would be kind of a good fuck off with that one. Like, see you later. And then I would text them back and like, hey man, we're we're in third, there's no 13, there's no 69, and then crickets, right? Block my number, whatever it was. But no, that was definitely not the case.

Speaker 2 31:01

So we get into their room, they say But wait, did you actually worry about that?

Speaker 1 31:05

No, I made that joke up for the freaking podcast. So now you call me out on this type of thing.

Speaker 3 31:09

Well, that's what I'm here for. HR just called you bullshit out.

Speaker 1 31:13

So the play session was one of the best. Would you not agree? I thought it was so amazing. We had such a fun time. Yeah, I don't know how long it was, but it was not like a quick one. It was at least an hour, maybe a little bit more. Yeah. And you know, I don't know for you about you, but what made it that way that it was so good? This was the first couple, first time we met them, we knew them for five and a half hours, Brittany. Like it's so and now we consider them friends. We had a great lunch meeting, we had a few drinks, we obviously had sex, and my goodness, and now I mean, what is your assessment of them? Do you want to see them again? I think they're gonna be good friends for us.

Speaker 2 31:53

I mean, I think they're gonna be great friends. Have we had a great time? Um, I think it was just easy. And the interesting thing when we talked about it, um, we were talking about boundaries originally, and what do you like? What do you not like? And there's a large part of it where all of us were just like, look, we're just chill. Now, doesn't mean you don't respect boundaries, right? So we walk in, it's like okay, condoms, and we play in the same room. Um, but it's like we want to experience different things and we're all open to those different experiences. I can see us actually having more experiences, which I have to give her complete kudos because there are so many things that she has tried where I'm like, damn girl, I haven't even thought about that. So it's awesome to see those types of things happening, especially with people that haven't been in the lifestyle that are just kind of like, wow, let me open my mind and let me showcase this. So it's I think from a perspective of like just having a really relaxed, cool vibe and just going with the flow. And also, I think we laughed a lot during it. I will say, when you started, you so you two started on the bed and we were on the couch, and you two were talking, and I turned to Mr. Baha and I was like, Yeah, he's gonna talk the entire time. I told her, I told her the same thing.

Speaker 1 33:18

You know what I mean? I told her both. I'm like, it's just who I am. But it was I I agree with 100% of your entire assessment there. Super easy couple to get along with. They were so much fun, easygoing. They were very welcoming. They brought us into their room. We had some really, really hot sex, hung out for a little, you know, cuddle puddle afterwards, and then we went on our merry way. So it was possibly one of the nicest um Mother's Days that I'm sure you can ever have, and for me as well.

Speaker 2 33:45

It will definitely go again. So next year you have to figure out how to make it better.

Speaker 1 33:48

I know the hot Vikings listen to us, so we will see you guys on the November Bliss Cruise, if not sooner, I hope. So that was just Sunday, and we already talked about all this.

Speaker 2 33:59

Oh my gosh, and now we have more.

Speaker 1 34:00

We still have Saturday night fever. Remember the couple we were talking about?

Speaker 2 34:03

We are such lots.

Speaker 1 34:05

We had, I told you, we were vamp tramps. Is that what we call this? Yeah, trampy vamps. I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 34:09

I like trampy vamps, but you like trampy vamps? Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 1 34:12

That's that's who we are.

Speaker 2 34:13

Yeah.

Speaker 1 34:13

Saturday night fever. So the night before. So this it's not our style, folks, just FYI. So we don't go, okay, what are we gonna pack in this entire weekend? It was just like it was opportunities that arise and we had to jump on them. So literally, almost two years waiting to spend some time with this couple. Is it right, Brittany?

Speaker 2 34:36

Yes, so and it was worth it.

Speaker 1 34:40

It was worth it though.

Speaker 2 34:41

I mean, they're such a good couple. Absolutely. Now, my only regret is that we didn't force us sooner because they are such a cool couple. We couldn't, though.

Speaker 1 34:49

We we know their story, and they know our story as well.

Speaker 2 34:51

Exactly. It just goes away. You meet people when you're supposed to meet people, right?

Speaker 1 34:56

And the differences between uh the Valhalla couple and these guys, I'm not really a an um uh like a uh an awesome name for those guys, but they're just they're amazing people, and they've been in the lifestyle 11 years, so very tenured uh vampires, right? They probably forgot more about the lifestyle than we actually know. Would you would you agree with that? I mean, they're just so knowledgeable dur, you know, just given the conversations that we had throughout the whole night.

Speaker 2 35:23

Well, so would you say that they forgot a lot about the lifestyle because they are that knowledgeable, or they I think they have remembered everything and they're taking it along for their journey.

Speaker 1 35:34

I don't disagree with that, but my point is I think I think that they're like all the things the little things that we sweat, they don't.

Speaker 2 35:39

Well, no, and I think that's an evolution. And we actually even talked about it that night. Like the things that we sweated in our first year, it's funny how like we talked about it and they're like, Yep, we were there. Yep, and yep, totally get it. I think everybody kind of goes through this journey or evolution. Now, not to say everybody's journey is the same, because there are people already at our stage that are venturing off into different heights, and vice versa. And you know what? Whatever you need to do for you, and not even need, but whatever you want to do for you, go for it. Like, go have fun. Yep. Um, but that's the thing where it's like the things that you thought you cared about before are not the things you care about now.

Speaker 1 36:20

Agreed. I know it's it to your point.

Speaker 2 36:22

Now I understand what you mean by forgiving. Exactly.

Speaker 1 36:24

And yeah, and that's the whole thing. It's just like, wow, just hearing them talk, it was just a whole whole different level. And I think we know stuff, right? But they again, they're a hot couple, they're like hot and sexy too, right? Yeah, and not that we fuck ugly people, right? But we all know it's not always equal, right? There's like, oh well, the the gentleman's hotter than the female, you know, or you know, a 10 and 2 we've talked about before, but it's these guys were right on point. I was very happy for what we want, exactly.

Speaker 2 36:56

And that's the thing where it's like it's so subjective. Um, and I was even talking to somebody about this recently, and they're our newest vampire couple, and they're like, hey, you know, we you know, what you might see is you wouldn't like them. And I'm like, look, that's that doesn't matter. What you find attractive is what you find attractive and what you consider. So when we talk about ten and twos, just for those that are just turning tuning in, it is all subjective of what you like in attributes. I like you know, um, tall dark men. However, I have been with every man and every shape and size, exactly, and even other things where it's like this is exciting and fun, and I'm not limiting myself to that.

Speaker 1 37:43

Beautiful energy is I think I think is where we're at. Did he have a nice cock?

Speaker 2 37:48

Yeah, yeah, he did. I he did have a nice cock.

Speaker 1 37:51

He did have a nice cock.

Speaker 2 37:52

I know. It's so funny to hear we actually talk about this. There will be times where those listeners, and I'm sure you can equate, like, there will be times that we're sitting on our couch after we're talking later, and we're like, oh yeah, they did this and they did that. And and after we'll look at each other and be like, what the fuck? Like, are we really having this conversation?

Speaker 38:13

Like the words that come out of our mouth.

Speaker 2 38:15

I know the things that we say to our spouses, like, yeah, and I have to sit and pause every once in a while when you ask me about their cock. And funny thing enough, I always ask you, like, hey, how is their pussy? Well, yeah, I guess. Or blowjob, remember you said that the other day pussy and blowjob. Like, I how I always ask you, how is their blowjob? Because I want to learn different techniques, but I'm I uh we all have different pussies. So, and just like every man, they all have different cocks. But yes, I had some fantastic cocks this weekend.

Speaker 1 38:42

Happy Mother's Day weekend to you.

Speaker 2 38:44

I know, thank you. Thank you, men.

Speaker 1 38:46

And for for my assessment of her, she had a smoking body, right? And she's a people pleaser. She's hot. So are we, though. And he's a people please pleaser as well. So, like, there's four people pleasers. They walk in a room. There's a joke in there somewhere. I don't know what it is, but there is gotta be, right?

Speaker 2 39:02

How many orgasms come out of four people pleasing?

Speaker 1 39:05

It was, and everybody and the ladies were all squirters, so there was thank goodness for the waterproof blankets, which I'm very happy about.

Speaker 2 39:11

I think that's like it the whole thing of this uh entire weekend. And he makes sure you have to do it. Holy crap, did he make use of it? Oh my god, it rained again, right? I mean You got splashed on it. I got splashed on. Well, and I remember the missus saying, like, we all need a shower. Like, yep.

Speaker 1 39:27

Yes, and we took one. Took 18 months for us to get together with those. And I'm like, who waits that long? We do. Absolutely right. And why? Because they were worth it.

Speaker 2 39:39

Well, and not only that, so as I think I was thinking about this because you brought it up not too long ago, where you're like, 18 months, and we finally just got together. And I was thinking about from a perspective of our past conversations on even two plus two of how many dates does it take, or how much do you put into it? And it's like, look, I can't say that we put in a ton of time other than just getting to know these people, and then that helps me determine too like, do I want to have sex with these people? And it was well worth the wait. You can't discount time. I agree. And we actually have that even with Stone and Celine, which we'll have on sometime, um, and or we've had in the past, where it's like, you know what? You cultivate relationships, and that brings to a better bedroom experience.

Speaker 1 40:26

And we never gave up, and nor did they, I think, is probably another key to this, right? So we would peek on each other, maybe on some social media. I know we were friends with them, we had their cell phone numbers, and I think we might have texted them once, maybe every eight to 12 months.

Speaker 2 40:44

Every once in a while it'd be like a random, like, hey, are you guys available, or vice versa? And because of our all of our schedules, it's like, oh, we're out of town, you're out of town. So it wasn't, it wasn't for a lack of train, is what I think where you're going.

Speaker 1 40:56

There was a point though, I'm I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know that I was willing to, I was just kind of like, okay, it's obligatory. You know, that'll we'll talk more in a second here, but now I know why, right? I thought it was just obligatory. They would respond, they were kind people, you know, and they just kept us on the radar. And I was going, okay, but I don't think it's ever gonna happen because 18 months, you're telling me you can't find one weekend in 18 months to them gonna challenge us on that too.

Speaker 2 41:23

We didn't find 18 or we didn't find a spot for them either.

Speaker 1 41:26

We didn't, but um that I guess that's my point, though. It's like, but we didn't give up, and I think there was, and there was nothing ever, there was nothing negative or anything like that. But I'm like, we have I'm sure they have plenty of op options. I mean, 11-year vampires, man. They're they are tenure, I think they have and it could have been, and I think that's what we talked about before. I'm like, listen, there are 11 years of friends in this lifestyle, and you build up a friend card, just like you would in the vanilla world, if you're a social person, you're like, okay, I've got I've got so much going up. Summer's booked, fall's booked, holidays are booked, whatever it might be. We found out why, and it was obviously uh, you know, it justified, right? And just like us too. We're busy, we're vacationing, we're going to meet people.

Speaker 2 42:06

Well, and that's what I was gonna say too. So, where I challenge the fact like we didn't put them forward, it's not because it they were interesting, but let's take that friend card. So not only do you have lifestyle friends, but now you have vanilla friends, and then you have people that you are staging in ways, right? And it's not anything other than just you're trying to fit life, and I'm not even gonna say lifestyle, but life into it all. And it it's not unlike anything else where you just have to prioritize and not it it just wasn't that time. Now they're on my priority list.

Speaker 1 42:50

Oh, yeah. If they call again, I'm like, all right, when when are we gonna see you guys again? Because we did talk about that afterwards, and we'll get into the the play session and the cuddle puddle here in just a second. But you know, and that's the thing, it's like we've had short conversations, we saw them at parties, and they were always pleasant, always nice, always texting. But some would say, you know what, okay, come on, that's enough here. So now we fast forward to finally organizing the dinner. We go to a dinner and we sit down for probably about what two and a half hours, maybe two hours and 45 minutes.

Speaker 4 43:21

Probably.

Speaker 1 43:22

And just, you know, and it wasn't like a big meal because you certainly don't want to have a food baby because you and we knew we were gonna get naked because uh they we on our group thread, they said, Yeah, we're gonna have some dinner, drinks, and dessert question mark. That's kind of code, I think, in my lifestyle, right? For some first.

Speaker 2 43:37

Well, and they were lovely, they were like, Hey, again, no expectations, but we're happy to host. And then my response was no expectations, but uh hoping question mark.

Speaker 1 43:47

Well, you had a little devil emoji or something like that. Oh, exactly.

Speaker 2 43:50

Like so, those are the little things where again, no expectations, but also put your initial thoughts out there because you don't want to shut things down.

Speaker 1 44:00

No, and one of the things we probably should tell our listeners, and I hope this gets around, but we have, you know, we have a Vamp stamp, right? And we use it now as an emoji instead of like that devil or the hot or the fire or something like that. And it's basically what if you look at our it like if you look at our our our web pages and things like that, it's like it's a pair of lips with a couple of vampire fangs. And so when I like a a sexy, steamy type of response on a text, I'll hit that little sticker and it gets on there and I think it it kind of does the thing.

Speaker 2 44:36

So that's your thing that yeah, I'm gonna try to make it. Like that's when you're like, yes, you're fuckable. Here's your vam stam.

Speaker 1 44:43

Yeah, and so and we were naked.

Speaker 2 44:44

You should go around like for people that are fuckable and just give fam stamps, but then you might miss people and un an inadvertently, excuse me.

Speaker 1 44:53

Inadvertently, for sure. Well, you know what? It it worked out, and we were naked by nine. Were you not happy about that, Brittany Bitch?

Speaker 2 45:01

Oh, so we actually talked about that at dinner. So we talked about our down and dirty by 7:30, and then we talked about naked by nine. And luckily, all of us are kind of in that that same realm where it's like, okay, naked by nine. So we get to their house, I want to say probably a right before eight, right? Um, and I almost was just like, I'm just gonna take my clothes off. And you did? Well, not quite yet. So as we were walking into their house, I was like, maybe I should just take my clothes off. Like, what is it gonna hurt? And then I thought about it for a second. I'm like, well, I don't, I don't know their house layout yet. Like, let's go in. And so, anyways, we get in, we have um a like everybody grab some water, or I think I had a margarita, whatever it is. And um, then the mister and I started making out. I think you guys then started making out and the mister was like, I think we should take this bedroom. And then I was like, Okay, close off. Boom. Here we go. And then I looked at the missus and I said, I think it was 8 45. It's like it was actually we hit make it by nine. This is perfect. So I made the comment. I said, Well, exactly we hit our goals here.

Speaker 46:09

We're all go goal-oriented people, I guess.

Speaker 2 46:11

Now, mind you, I don't think we left until 12 30, one o'clock.

Speaker 1 46:14

So you know, but you are the best at that, by the way. So it was, it was like so. The party started. I knew they were they were game for whatever. They were not gonna be shocked. It was not going to be anything that was like, Oh my gosh, you're naked. What do I do? Like, I think she's being way too aggressive or anything like that. You were fucking waiting for it, just like I thought about just taking my clothes off as I walked in.

Speaker 2 46:36

She said she was like, You shut up. So next time I probably will just be like, Okay, I'm in your house, clothes come up.

Speaker 1 46:42

I mean, you you felt the vibe, right? And I think that's what I think that's what everybody has to think about. Like when you get in it, you gotta feel the vibe, right? I mean, can you imagine uh taking your and by the way, guys don't do this? I don't think that the George Costanza naked man is a good call for it. I let the ladies lead that kind of stuff because if you see a sexy woman walking into it, I think there's better than a 50% chance that something's going to happen.

Speaker 2 47:03

Exactly.

Speaker 1 47:04

But anyway, I don't want to be overly assumptive in that, but you knew what was going on. You did what you had to do, and I was very proud of you for doing that. So we had that short talk in the kitchen. I saw you and the mister making out in the corner, and then me and the missus, we started getting closer, and then we walked into the bedroom. And oh my gosh, not a short play session at all. Lots of hot sex, lots of playful banter, more sex, and then a cuddle puddle. Describe it better for us, Brittany, if I missed anything from there.

Speaker 2 47:34

No, I you don't, but I remember at one point, and mind you, right, I am not necessarily like a I'm gonna go down on every woman who and the missus and I actually talked about this earlier, and it's just kind of the vibe. But in at one point, um, you guys, I think you guys had finished up for a second. Um round one? No, actually, you I think you, yeah, you you had already come, yeah, and you went into the bathroom or whatever, and she was just kind of rubbing me, and he was still fucking me. And so I'm on my back, he's at the edge of the bed, and finally you turn around. I'm like, would it be bad if I just asked you to sit on my face?

Speaker 1 48:12

Oh no, I was right there. I saw all of it. Yeah, I got I grabbed the drink and I came in. But yes, go ahead, continue. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 48:17

That was so no, I mean it was just that moment where it was like, kindly oblige, let me just I just want to experience this, and that's that moment in time where you're just kind of like, whatever happens, and just again go with the flow. I just that's what I felt at that moment. So I just said, Can you just sit on my face?

Speaker 1 48:34

And I was kind of watching a threesome going on, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 48:37

And it was really how did you feel about that?

Speaker 1 48:39

I loved it, I loved every bit of it. Like, I I love watching. So here's the thing there was four of us in there, and as I mentioned in the beginning of this little segment here, they're all pleasers.

Speaker 4 48:48

Yes.

Speaker 1 48:49

This she kindly obliged. And if we talk about just her and I, she I told her what I wanted to do, and she absolutely loved that, right? And then she asked me, What do you want to do? And I was a little hesitant, but she's like, Tell me anything. And I told her what I would like. She's like, What did you tell her? I told her, I told her. Well, I told her I'd like a blowjob and end to finish with that. But I didn't ask her to swallow it down, right? I just said, I really love blowjobs, and um you do love blowjobs. I do, and it it was, and that was actually my first orgasm was her giving me a blowjob, and she swallowed it down. And she's okay, Mr.

Speaker 2 49:27

Brad. Yes, how many orgasms did you have this weekend?

Speaker 1 49:30

I rounded the bases four times this weekend. So two on two on Sunday, two on Saturday. Yeah, you trying to keep up with you, Brittany bitch.

Speaker 2 49:41

Men out there, I'm sorry. Yes, he was able to m have multiple orgasms.

Speaker 1 49:45

I was so lucky because well, because the women were again, they were super pleasers to me. Not that all the other play play partners are not pleasers, but I'm being a little more open asking when when they say what would you like, I'm nervous because I think, and I don't know why this is, but I think like a blowjob, and this is probably in my vanilla world where a blowjob is like uh okay, fine, you want one, I'll just give it to you and get it over with.

Speaker 2 50:08

Not knowing that in the lifestyle, these women wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 50:14

I can't finish.

Speaker 2 50:15

No, because you just said in the vanilla world, and we were in the vanilla world. This is before you, this is before you, and then we know by the way.

Speaker 1 50:22

And we talked about this before too, though. We know women that are are that hold blowjobs hostage to their spouses. This is not you.

Speaker 2 50:30

Well, come on, I listen to it. Yeah, exactly. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 50:33

You fucking take care of me like nobody's business, trust me.

Speaker 2 50:36

But you know I know every man wants a blowjob every day.

Speaker 1 50:39

And we do, I think so. But but I but I did take a little bit of a survey though with some of the guys, and I said, what would you prefer? Would you would you like to come via um fucking or a blowjob? And I'd say the majority of the men say they like they prefer the fucking part of it. I might be uh unusual, so I was afraid to ask and so or tell when you ask me a direct direct question back in the day and it's kind of bleeding over, but I'm getting better now in the lifestyle. What do you want, Brad? I'd like a blowjob. Oh, you're and the one and and Miss Valhalla was like, Oh, so you're a blowjob guy. And I said, I am. And so she was gladly too. Good for her.

Speaker 2 51:16

By the way, how was her blowjob? I did not even get to ask you because I was so inspired.

Speaker 1 51:22

It absolutely was amazing.

Speaker 2 51:23

So the first new techniques?

Speaker 1 51:26

Well, yes, she did actually. In fact, we need this is this is not something that I was even going to discuss because I don't know.

Speaker 2 51:31

Well, we're going back to it. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 51:33

I will back up for a second because again, both women just had amazing blowjobs, right? And so um, so Miss Valhalla, um, yeah, I had already orgasmed once with her vaginally, right? So we used a condom and had an orgasm and awesome. Talked a little while and I said, You want to go again? And so we started going again. And then I said, She's like, Are you gonna come again? I said, It'll take a blowjob to do that. So she started and she and so she started using her tongue just at the bottom of the head of my penis, and it was amazing, but I needed to be more like consistent. So I started using my hand to kind of stroke my cock. She put her tongue on it and just kind of left it there, like uh, you know, like licking a like licking a poly lollipop.

Speaker 2 52:19

So basically, you're moving your hand, or okay, just kind of creating this visual. So let's say I have a sucker in my hand, instead of licking it with your mouth, you're moving your hand and just putting your tongue.

Speaker 1 52:31

Just bouncing it, just bouncing it like on the tip of your tongue.

Speaker 2 52:34

Hopefully, that gives everybody a visual.

Speaker 1 52:36

That's a great way to describe it. And so then I was using my hand, but then she took over, if I remember correctly. And then I just lost my shit. I was like, holy crap, shot another big load bigger than I thought, for round two. I mean, usually you're like a lot smaller. No, that wasn't even close. So I went ahead, finished up. Wow, that was amazing. And then, you know, um, and then the the next couple from Saturday, she actually swallowed me down there too. And I was like, oh my god, I am the luckiest motherfucker ever. My wife does it, and then my play partners are doing this. And so then we again did a little pause while you guys were still fucking Mr. Saturday Night Fever.

Speaker 3 53:13

Okay, I was like, is this are we going to do that?

Speaker 2 53:15

Mr. Saturday Night Fever.

Speaker 1 53:16

I have to go back to it, right? Because we we can't jump around too much, right?

Speaker 2 53:19

Sorry, but I forgot to ask you about the blow.

Speaker 1 53:21

Correct. So we go ahead and and then I and then I said the same thing again to Mrs. Saturday night. I'm gonna call him Saturday night, so by the way. So I put her on the Saturday night fever. I put him on there, I put her on the side while we were watching you, and I was watching you give him an amazing blow job. Like, and that's starting to get like one of my kinks, watching you blow another man. I don't know why, but it's happened, I think, over the last six or seven months. And then I then it got me there to the second time. So vaginally, I was fucking her from the side, and I blew my load right there, right inside her. And it was and oh, and the other great part was then you and Mr. Saturday Night Fever were bent over the two of us. So it was such a four-way connection.

Speaker 2 54:05

Yeah, I was laying on the two of you.

Speaker 1 54:07

I thought he was gonna blow his load right all over your back. He was so I actually had asked him to because I was like, that would be hot right then.

Speaker 2 54:15

Um, yeah, so that I did like where he just kind of put me on top of the two of you, and he was just fucking me from behind it was so hot. Yeah, you guys were kind of holding on to me, but I was using you as leverage, and yeah, that was I felt the weight of both you guys on top of um Mrs.

Speaker 1 54:33

Saturday Night Feeling and myself, right?

Speaker 3 54:36

It was, it totally was.

Speaker 1 54:38

My gosh. And then so okay, so we then we finish because we still have one more segment that we gotta get through. But we go ahead and we finish, but we had we learned a lot in that cuddle puddle. Would you not agree?

Speaker 3 54:47

I agree.

Speaker 1 54:48

Do you remember that that conversation? I think you know, it was we learned about secret sex clubs in Las Vegas and all across the country. They've got LS groups or friends that we've never met or heard of, but they have like we talk about a secret society being vampires and everything like this. As you are a little more tenured in this, I'm not gonna call it a click or a group because they have a very big group, but when they vacation or where they do stuff together, it's like stuff I'm not we're trying to get there, but it's stuff that I don't know, I'm not aware of.

Speaker 2 55:18

But no, I I can't even say we're not aware of that. I think people would say, I don't know about the secret sex clubs, but I think people would look at us and say the same. And we've actually been kind of accused of that in ways where it's like, well, you have your groups and you have your clicks, and it's like, no, we don't. We want new people, we want to engage new people, we want to bring them into the fold. And we actually talked about this as the four-way where we we kind of joked about it where it was like referral sex partners.

Speaker 4 55:47

Yes.

Speaker 2 55:48

At the end of the day, you kind of get to know people and who will click with who, and you start referring people, like, hey, we had a great time with this couple, and we think you would connect. Not to say I'm going to do that with every person because you you know people's play styles, right? So who is going to mesh with who? And I think that's where we talked about the referral sex partners and how who meshes with who. And I think people look at us the same way.

Speaker 1 56:14

You are 100% correct, right? I think that right now we kind of know factions that hang out in in in the Phoenix area. We know who our friends are, that we know who their friends are. Every now and again we might, you know, poke into that group. But the difference is these tenured vampires, they are way more secretive. I had no idea who they hang around with because I don't know any of the people that they hang around with. I don't know that they do these, like, they have these like naughty exclusive get-together weekends at homes or verbos. I'm like, and they're not necessarily on cast anymore. They don't give a fuck about the social media groups.

Speaker 2 56:49

We're doing that next weekend.

Speaker 1 56:51

I know we are. We're gonna get into that one too, but but what I'm saying is that you know, we thought we knew stuff, but obviously there's a whole nother door to walk through and a whole nother set of people to meet, and it is amazing hearing what they're gonna have. And thankfully, I think that we might have just broken into a small little group. I don't know if it's gonna happen or not, but I would be grateful if they come through on that kind of stuff. It is another evolution of a layer into this lifestyle. So you got your little newy, new newbie young vampires, us, where we're at right now. I wouldn't call us Todd this, but we're like the teenage, young, 20-something vampires, right? And then you've got these like sexy 40, 50-year-old vampires that are just killing it right now and having these exclusive parties that sound amazing. And I think that we we hopefully can be a part of that. What'd it say, you?

Speaker 2 57:39

I mean, I think I don't necessarily agree with you. I think we're already there. Um, I think everybody has their their different ways, right? We have our group um that we are having sexy clubs. Like, think about Cocktoberfest. Right. How many people were like, wait, what what was that? And how did I not get invited? Like, that is not a hotel takeover, that is not a travel destination thing, that is not that's just kind of a group bringing groups together. Yeah, so that's exactly what I think about. What I think is it's just finding the people you connect with, yeah, and that's it. You want to connect with these people, and rightfully so because they're pretty freaking cool, right? So now it's just a new group, and I think people will find those people throughout. You just have to keep on searching and finding and meeting new people. Now it doesn't mean you have to fuck everybody, right? And it doesn't mean that you have to, you know, go out there and just you know, put yourself out in every situation. You will find friends that are like, hey, I think you're gonna mesh well with this. And if friends come and approach you, here's what I would say with that. If friends come and approach you and say, like, hey, I think you would really mesh well with it, this group or these people, take a chance. Listen to them because they understand your play style and have been with you, if you've been with them, and are introducing you to people that maybe would be fun for you.

Speaker 1 59:10

I know we're disagreeing, but I think we are going to agree eventually here. And I'm gonna bet you some moral sex on this one. Okay, that this is how our our life might be here in the next four or five years, as these uh sexy young vampires that we are meeting some other sexy young vampires.

Speaker 2 59:26

I think we're already there. That's my disagreement. Oh, I know. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 59:29

I don't know. So anyway, I cannot wait to hang out with those guys again. Would you not agree? They're just they're awesome.

Speaker 2 59:35

They're they're amazing, and just and I want to introduce them to some of our friends too. Well, so think about that. They don't know our group either. And we're like, hey, have you met so-and-so? And they're like, no. And hey, we need to introduce you to so-and-so.

Speaker 1 59:49

I know you're trying to prove my your point, and I'm gonna, I'm just we're just gonna disagree on this. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 59:54

People meeting people, and mind you, too, a lot of people are coming into the lifestyle. We grew up with this section of people that we know, they grew up with a different section. We're all now merging together because we found one or the other. Doesn't mean that it's not out there. It's it's you kind of grow with people that are in the lifestyle, and now we're merging it.

Speaker 1 1:00:18

Right. So what so so anyway, for the young vampires listening to this, it's like, you know what? There's hope. You if you feel like you're kind of stuck, oh just meet people, is what you're saying. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 1:00:29

Just meet people, just continue meeting people, listen to like if you find people that you have jived with, ask them, like, hey, who have you jived with in the past? And start making introductions amongst each other.

Speaker 1 1:00:41

So meeting people Friday night, we met people, yes, bow to and a bubbly party, right? So, what this was is we we we drove out and met some friends that we have, you know, fun times, no sex yet with these guys, but I don't know, there's there's some potential there. We're still trying to vibe a little bit. There's maybe a little bit of a slower burn. Is that something that how you might describe it, Brittany?

Speaker 2 1:01:05

You know, well, who knows? It could be 18 months from now.

Speaker 1 1:01:07

It could be 18 months from now. So I mean, it was a fun evening. These friends, you know, we're just we're just keeping it friendly, we're not forcing it. There's some young vampires in there, there's some there's some that are probably around the you know the same amount of years that we've been in there, but you know, we've we've asked or nudged a little bit, but you know, maybe they're just a little bit slower of a burn. I'm not quite sure just yet.

Speaker 2 1:01:28

So and or their lives are busy, right? So that's the thing that you never know. Um, and again, I do think that especially with this group, they do have a large friend group where maybe they're already established and just kind of happy.

Speaker 1 1:01:40

So I will say that they're letting us in on this one though, too. I'm sorry, they're letting us in.

Speaker 2 1:01:45

Oh, yeah, yeah. And I do think there is something to be said about that. So if we think about, and we or we used to talk about this with our friend card, there's only so much space for friend cards, right? And that is lifestyle or not. And we all want to be like, hey, there's so much room, but at the end of the day, there's only so much sex you can have. I wish I could have sex 24-7, but it's just not gonna happen. I'm available. Well, I'm calling it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 1:02:11

Um schedule it on my app. I'm gone.

Speaker 2 1:02:14

Yeah, um, do you fan mail or schedule it? I'm I'm good. Uh, or put it on your calendar. Brad's sex app, or I don't know. Our family calendar.

Speaker 1 1:02:23

I'm available from 7:30 to 8:45.

Speaker 2 1:02:25

I'll put it on our family calendar sex all day long. Our children will be like, uh, we don't need to see that. Um, in any case, so I'm not saying that there's not gonna be an opening, but it's kind of like your dance card, right? Where a spot comes open eventually, or like you'll get there, and it it's okay because everybody has it. Don't take it personal where it's just kind of like, you know, things are just how how they naturally progress and go with it.

Speaker 1 1:02:54

And I'm you know, and I'm happy to be getting known to get to know these people, right? And they're all friendly, but there's two couples that we're interested in, right? And we've we've decided they're fuckable. Is that is that fair? Would you agree with that assessment?

Speaker 2 1:03:07

There were two couples that that night.

Speaker 1 1:03:08

Yeah, that night that we were like, oh, they're fucking.

Speaker 2 1:03:10

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:03:12

If it happens one day, awesome. If it never happens, that's okay. And that's okay too. I still want to be friends with them.

Speaker 2 1:03:16

Yeah, exactly. Just the relationships.

Speaker 1 1:03:18

Oh, we're finally agreeing on something. I like that.

unknown 1:03:20

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:03:21

I know. We obviously don't agree on it.

Speaker 1 1:03:23

So Friday night lights, it was it was quick and dirty, but you know what? It was definitely worth it, right? And so I'm sure you guys can see the points of all three of these stories. Good friends, you know, described, you know, they are in the lifestyle, but they don't live the lifestyle. These are this is what a good friend of ours have said before. And I think that's how we are. We just we want to be around these good people. I don't care how long it takes. You know, I it's not about like we need listen, if they don't want to fuck next weekend, then we are out. It's not like that.

Speaker 2 1:03:54

Fucking friends is fun, but you do not have to fuck friends.

Speaker 1 1:03:56

No. Our secret society has many amazing people in it. Do they not? I mean, you just have to seek them out.

unknown 1:04:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:04:04

Well, and I think too, that is one thing about this one couple, and hopefully we can get even him on the conversation because he and I had a con a great conversation one time where he was talking about the differences between swingers and lifestyle. And one thing he said about the lifestyle is it is about building those relationships and creating the read. It's not just about fucking. And at the end of the day, we've met so many great people and cultivated so many great relationships from this lifestyle that are some of our best friends now today. And I wouldn't change it at all.

Speaker 1 1:04:42

Right. So, would you agree? This is a good summary of what we enjoy about this lifestyle. And I'm I'm hoping that you agree, but I'm sure that there's probably not an agreement here. So I love you.

Speaker 3 1:04:50

We agree.

Speaker 1 1:04:51

Open-minded, minimal drama, the parties-you can't deny those are amazing, fun nights, and a place you can explore your sexual fantasies with the person, the your your favorite person in the world, which is your spouse. Is that our mission statement?

Speaker 2 1:05:07

Thousand percent. That's our mission statement. That's our mission statement now.

Speaker 1 1:05:10

Just like corporate America.

Speaker 2 1:05:11

I will put that mission statement out on our Instagram page so that everybody can see.

Speaker 1 1:05:15

But we want these kind of friendships, but there's some work that has to happen, right, to get that. You can't just sit. You can't just sit around and wait for it to come to you. You can't, I mean, not you, but this is what we do. Okay. I don't I never want to be preachy to you guys out there listening to us. This is what Britney and I do. We want to make friends and we get ourselves, we put ourselves out there. We want to make sure that when we go to a party or we we get their information, we we get connected on social media, we have a conversation. We, you know, one of the things that I I know you don't like, Britney, and I agree with you is we get on Cassidy, somebody hits the flirt button, I flirt back, they send a backstage pass, and then we send a backstage pass. A message comes. Out. Let's go on a date. Date happens. Maybe a second date. And then try to schedule a play date. Oh my fucking lord, that sucks.

Speaker 3 1:06:09

That's a lot.

Speaker 1 1:06:10

It seems like a lot of work, folks, because I think it is for us. But you have to go through it as a one-year or a two-year vampire in this because you don't necessarily have friends. But if you are invited to a party or if you can go to a club, if you can go to a meet and greet, I think that is absolutely wise for us. Would you not agree, Brittany?

Speaker 2 1:06:29

So I agree. For us, I do think some people do better with the two-on-two, right, which is okay. For us, it did not necessarily work. And I just I found it to be a lot of work, especially in the world. We had success though. We did have some success. We did, and it helped build our base. So I'm not gonna discount that. Um, what I would say too though, like if you can go to some of these meet and greets and then find people that you then want to go to dinner with, do that. But also, even as you were talking about, like, okay, the multitude of dates, well, here we are that we just had this 18-month relationship and we finally just got together.

Speaker 4 1:07:09

So it's worth it.

Speaker 2 1:07:10

You can't discount that either. Like it's worth it. It's how much effort you put into things and just kind of let things happen versus like forcing things, and that's maybe why I felt like doing the whole Cassidy and then dating thing was just forced because it was like, you know, here's the script. You go have drinks, and then from there, maybe you have dinner, and then from there, now maybe you schedule a play date. And it's like, no, I would much rather meet, see if we have a connection at a meet and greet, and then you schedule dinner and maybe go to a play date.

Speaker 1 1:07:43

Well, so as I I agree with you, and I think that is the best for us, but we have we have met the Nashville couple, which you guys will eventually meet here, listeners. On a hot date, yes. On a hot Cassidy date, and they'll tell you their story. But then we met, we met big and little Texas who are great friends of ours, going to a resort called Desire, right? Desire RM. And then uh we meet Stone and Celine, who are great friends of ours, through another couple. So those are all three very different examples in how we met people. And I love it. I mean, it has to happen. You got to give it a try. If you're if you're not having success in one, I say, yo, go and try something or whatever it is. Right. So meeting face to face. Connecting and cultivating the friendships is the key here for us. And we do, I feel like we're doing pretty good. Would you not agree?

Speaker 2 1:08:33

I agree, and I think that is probably one of our biggest things. Like, even the people that we've met that we haven't played with, um it's just fun, right? It's a conversation that you can have with like-minded people. Don't discount friends in the lifestyle that you can just lean on, even if you don't have sex. So again, fucking friends is fun, but you don't have to fuck friends.

Speaker 1 1:08:56

That's so true. Any other takeaways from the weekend rip uh Brittany, as we wrap this up? We've been talking forever and it feels like it's five minutes.

Speaker 2 1:09:03

Uh it was a fun weekend. But um, I will say we even had conversations between you and I during the weekend. So you're never going to walk away like you know, without a question of each other. Always talk to each other, always communicate with each other. Make sure you both are on the same page and talk through it. And again, always give your partners grace and not saying anything bad happened, but always check in. So Brad does a great job of like, hey, did everything go okay? Is everybody feeling okay? Like, or everybody means me and him. But are we okay? Like always check in with your partner, make sure that you're both on the same page. Before you go to sleep, yeah, before you go to sleep, and and just you know, make sure that everything's on the up and up.

Speaker 1 1:09:51

Fantastic. I'm gonna leave this right here. I'm gonna say some friendships they take time, some happen fast, and others happen like friends at first bite. And that's kind of how we can sum up this weekend so perfectly, right? So thanks everybody for listening. Please rate us. We really greatly appreciate that. We've got some ratings, we're getting that fan mail. You guys are communicating through us through through social media and through regular email. I'm like, this is the coolest thing ever. So we're doing this podcast just because we love doing this.

Speaker 2 1:10:22

So and with that, check us out at Vampires Brittany and Brad on Instagram, www.sexyswingingvampires.com.

Speaker 1 1:10:32

Thanks for listening, everybody. I really, really appreciate that. And we will catch you next time.

Speaker 2 1:10:38

Bye.