Ep 5: Don't Invite Us To Post Show Functions

In this episode, Cam and Joey talk post show functions, awkward social moments, and why the two of them probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised at work events.

We also put our friendship to the test to see who actually knows who better, before calling someone live to see if they’ll be our guest on Episode 6.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Okay, so ballets are pretty structured, right? Oh yeah, very. Yeah. Very and then there's us.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Yeah, I mean, yeah, there is us. And it's horrible.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

And I think that's why we're best mates and have been best mates for nine years. Because we joined the ballet at the same time. True. And we both just leaned on each other because we were just chaos. Absolute idiots. Especially after parties.

SPEAKER_03 0:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

Oh my god. That's when we really we really shine in those environments.

SPEAKER_03 0:39

Post-show functions.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Post-show functions. Remember that time you pressaged that big ballet fan? Yeah, dude. I wasn't there.

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Oh, that was bad. That was bad. Yeah, I told you literally the next day. I was like, bro, I I stuffed up that night. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

We we are chaos.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

So but you need to tell the story.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Dude, I I don't know what it is about Adelaide because this isn't Adelaide again. Yeah. Yeah. So we just finished our show and um uh we're at this post-show function, right? And then obviously you get like drinks and stuff, uh have a great night with like really like important people, yeah. Important people, you know, massive fans as well. Yeah, yeah. So the night's getting started. I I've had a few and whatnot. Anyway, this lady comes um comes up to me. She goes she she approached you, yeah. She approached me. She's like, I I did a really like heavily lifting role, like partnering role as well. And she's like, I love the way you partnered your partner on stage. I would love you to to dance with me, like to lift me.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Did she say lift? Yeah, she really wanted you to lift her.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

She really, really wanted me to lift her. Oh, bless her. She was just living out her fantasy. Yeah, literally. Oh my god. Um, so what happened? So she So I she she said that, and then I was like, oh, like, oh look, I I maybe not, maybe not, but obviously and then she gave you the puppy dog eyes. She gave me the puppy dog eyes, and I was like, you know what? Screw it. So I I told her, I'm gonna lift you up like this, and you just have to like do a little jump for me. She's like, oh, okay. Did she run back? No, no, no. So she stood there. I I walked away from her and I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, you wait there. I took a couple steps backwards. Oh my god, oh my god. Are people watching at this point, or are you just oh yeah, like there's a couple people? Yeah, because I I I Oh you cleared the space. Yeah, because I was like in the middle and I was like, guys, step back, step back, right? Step back. Yeah, obviously, um, not you, but another person there, um, a dancer. Yeah, yeah, another dancer whips their phone out, gets it on film. It's on film.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Oh, it's on film.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

Yeah, yeah. Um, so one person's like, oh, Joey's doing something stupid, phone out, starts recording. Yeah, right. So anyway, I'm like, yeah, run of me.

unknown 2:57

Run of me.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

She runs. I lift her like dirty dancing. Me, like, and she's like an older lady as well. But dude, it was it was bad. It was bad. Like, it was really good.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Bad, bad, good.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

Like bad. You didn't drop her anything. No, no, it didn't drop her, but she it was an epic lift. Epic lift. But what you put it down? I put it down. Did she have a smile for it on her face? Oh man, she was like, This is the best night ever.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

Oh, she's like, oh my god, thank you. That was so much fun. Blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

You've made her day, made her her life. Like, she's a ballet fan, and you she just got lifted by one of the dancers.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Yeah, that's pretty cool. One of the best partners, I'd say.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

You are, you're a pretty good partner. Oh my god. Imagine if you had dropped her though.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

Oh, dude. Dude. Oh, that would have been so bad. So bad. Oh, dude. I can't even imagine how bad that would have been. Imagine the meetings and then the the bad talks and oh man. God. Hey Charles. I actually can't believe you did that. I can't either.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

See, no one would have come up to me and been like, hey, can you lift me? Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess, yeah. Can you jump? And I'm like, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

Oh sure, I'll just do a quick, quick split. Yeah, the big boy. Dude. But anyway, I put her down, right? Yeah. And then um she's like, that's amazing. Next minute, I had a line of women. Like, yeah, you did. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Yeah, you did. A line of women, just the same thing. Oh my god, I saw the way you lifted um Deborah.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

That's that's her fake name. Yeah, let's let's go.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Yeah, I love the way you lifted Deborah. Can you please lift me like that? Yeah. Oh man, obviously, I'm like, well, I can't give Deborah like special treatment because I don't know, just because she just lifting ladies.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

Yeah. No, you did not.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

I didn't do the dirty dancing one. I just did up and downs. So it was like a it was like little children. Literally, it was like a fun fair.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Like, how many, how many women did you lift that night?

SPEAKER_03 4:57

Oh I was oh maybe like four. Okay. Four, like three. I can't believe that.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

It's just like no, that's not bad. I'm sorry, you need to get rid of that. That is amazing. I mean, it's actually hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Like, I've made these women's nights. Like, it was the best day ever.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Do they ever come up to you anymore? Like, yeah, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

She loves you. So we went to the UK, yeah. Right? And then we're having another post-show function in the UK, big one, because you know, we haven't been in the UK in how many years? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There, guess who taps me on the shoulder? Deborah.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

By the way, Deborah's not her actual name. We just came up with that. Yes. Deborah.

SPEAKER_03 5:35

Deborah. Um, and she goes, Do you remember me? I go, how could I not? I haven't stopped thinking about that night, babe. Oh, I miss you so much. Lifted up.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

Think about you all the time.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

Lifted her up, serenaded her. Ever had. Yeah, that's it. Instantly swept her off her feet, lifted her. It was, yeah, no, but I was actually a good boy this night because obviously UK and stuff like that. Yeah, you did say it this time. I was like, I'm so sorry, but I'm on my best, bestest behavior.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Yeah, she's like, No, yeah, no, that's really funny.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

But yeah, so funny. Yeah. Like just like how she could just be there. Yeah. Tap me on the shoulder, left me.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Left me.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

Now chaos. Yeah, yeah. Dude, and then that's a similar situation. Post show function. Dude, what why is it always at the post-show functions? Right. Where um you kissed oh where you kiss someone.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

I love that's how you started.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you kissed someone. Yeah, okay. All right.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

I did not kiss, but yeah, technically. I mean, you technically did. Technically did. Yeah. Oh, this is I don't like this story. Yeah. It's really unfortunate.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Starting it off with a kiss. People are going, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Yeah, clickbait. Yeah. Clickbait, yeah. Camera, kiss someone. So this is yeah, Po show functions, mate. We we've got a lot better. Yeah, yeah, we have.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

We've grown up. Mind you, these are like early days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

Um, oh, so this, I'm talking to some like real VIPs. I can't say their names, but yeah, VIPs. Deborah's back, but Deborah. Um, and I'm talking to them, and the conversation, you know, is coming to an end. Yeah. And I'm just like, I want to get another drink. So um I'm speaking to the lady, an older lady, and an older gentleman. And so they're a couple. Couple, yeah. Yeah. And I'm speaking to them. Anyway, I give the lady a hug. I go, all right, lovely chatting to you. Yeah. I'm gonna get another drink. And then I go to give the guy a hug. He goes in for a handshake. His hand is pressed against our chest. I'm embracing him. Oh, I then double down and kiss him on the cheek. And it was quite intimate because we got so close, his hand was on my chest, it was quite beautiful. Yeah. And then I go, like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Yeah. That was like in my ears because of the headphones, too.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Oh kissed him on the cheek and I left. And there was people surrounding us. Yeah. People were all like this. Was in a group setting, and he was so uncomfortable. I was so uncomfortable. No because you know, I'm a hugger. Yeah. Because of the arts. I just instinctually I just went in for a hug. And he went in for a handshake.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

Yeah, and some people aren't huggers, like this guy probably is. He really is not. He's just uh give me a handshake. Yeah. Bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

And like VIP, so uncomfortable. So I then went to the bar and I, you know, naturally told everyone.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

I just kiss a man on the lips.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

It was oh mate. It was so uncomfortable because the look on his face and then my face, yeah, and he then patted me on the back as well.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

Yeah, oh you know, but it's just like you can feel the uncomfortableness in both you as well. Like because you're there embracing the hug.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

You weren't there to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Nah, I don't think.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

If you were there, you would have had like you would have died of laughter. Yeah. You would have loved it. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. And yeah, they're really important people.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Yeah, yeah. And they're the ones you gotta kind of schmooze with. Yeah, yeah. And you're schmoozing, of course. Yeah. But like with your lips on his face. Oh as well, he's probably come with his wife, right? His wife loves ballet, right? Loves a huge ballet fan. He's probably there, like going, yeah, like you never know. Like, you don't know, he might love it too. But like he might be there going, Oh man, I wish I was like at the footy or something.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

You know, and now I'm in comes this bloke. Here comes this ballet guy kissing me.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

So near his ear, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:40

Oh he's going, oh man, I'm never coming to this ever again. Yeah. Oh, so yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

But I I it's post-show functions, man. Yeah. We are chaos.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Yeah, they get me.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

But the chaos, the chaos, you know, transcends to everything we do, the podcast on stage.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Yeah. You never know. Never know what you're gonna get. Yeah, this is like full side quest. I don't know why I just saw this. I remember early days when I first started going out with Alana. Yeah. Um, we were at a post-show function. Yeah. And um literally me and Alana were going out for like four weeks or something like that. Right. No, a little bit longer. Yeah. A little bit longer, maybe a month. Yeah. And uh, that's about four weeks. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

I don't know why the the the timing is important.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Yeah, yeah, go on. Anyway, it was early on, and we're at this function, and I was like, you do the classic. All right, let's pretend you're here and I don't know you.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

And I'm Oh, some roleplay. Role play. I love that. Dude, that's great.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Because Alana's looking ha hot as well. I hated that.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Hated, hated that. Why did you do that? I'm gonna listen back to that and you're gonna hate that just as much as I did.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Great. So she was looking really lovely, she was looking absolutely stunning.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

Yeah, and then the classic, like, um, you know how there's that trend where it's like I'm at uh 80s club and you gotta pick up dance over. Oh, you dance your way over. You did not dance your way over. Yeah, I did the couple of things. Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling myself, you know, like clicking the hands. She's there, like little drink in her hand. Um, you know, I'm like, what was your pick?

SPEAKER_01 11:19

What was your like opening line?

SPEAKER_03 11:20

Hey baby.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

No, you did not. No, you did not.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Hey, you gun hot stuff?

SPEAKER_01 11:26

She just like throws a drink at you.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Yeah, she's like, Can you lift me?

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Did she say that?

SPEAKER_03 11:33

No, no, it's Deborah. It's Deborah, yeah, who lifts the mask off. Hello there, boy. Yeah, not on me. I'll probably oh hold on. Jeez, my luck. Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Okay, so on last episode you asked me to be your best man, right? Yeah. Yeah, you did. I did. You'd take it back already. Yeah. But I wanted to test to see if you know me better than I know you.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

So let's get into it.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

Yeah, wait, so what's my birthday? The 13th of Jan. Oh no, 5th, 5th.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Oh, you got it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

I knew it was in Jen. Whoa! Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

I'm proud of you, bud.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Yeah. Oh, because someone said that to me literally the other day. So you're terrible with dates. Oh, terrible. So anyway, I compiled some questions. Damn. I can't believe I got that actually.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

Well done. Yeah. Yeah. I compiled some questions. Okay. Um, and what we're gonna do is we're gonna see who knows each other better. Uh-huh. And we'll both ask the same questions. Yeah. And whoever gets the most points has to give the loser a punishment. Oh. Deal.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

And we don't need to do the basic questions because we know each other well enough. All right. Oh, hopefully. So let's get straight into it.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Yeah, well, wait when's my birthday? 8th of May. Yeah, nice. Maybe. Yeah, May's coming up. That's why I was like, hey.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Alrighty. What annoys me?

SPEAKER_03 13:05

Yeah, go on. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 13:07

No, you have to answer. You have to answer for me. No. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

I knew that. Right? Alright, uh, what annoys Cameron? Um, when the attention isn't on you. Really? Yeah. That's you. That's you.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

I hate when the intention's on me. Do you see how red my face gets? Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you love it. No, I love it when I'm in on the joke. If people like kind of are like he's goofy, I hate it. Oh, okay. But that's really funny. That's funny, dude.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

You got a little bit defensive. You're like, I cover it. Alright, you ask me. Um what what annoys me? Damn. What annoys me, man? Um, I said bad drivers. What did I dude? Wait. Did you write bad drivers? I I did. Yeah, people driving in the right lane. I wrote that.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Okay, next one. Wait, what was yours? What do you do? Oh, I wrote repetitive noises. Oh, true. Yeah, like when people the other day. Yeah, I can't do repetitive noises. Oh, it drives me nuts. Just like something that's just constant. Yeah. Yeah. Um, all right. I should have gotten that. What is my go-to order?

SPEAKER_03 14:18

Um, an eau latte with a croissant and a side of Sarah. Bro, are you serious? Yeah. You nailed it.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Actually, yeah, coffee and a plain croissant.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Yeah, good. You're so good. And a side of cera. Yeah, of course. Nice. I wrote that. Yeah, that's so good. Well done. All right. So good. Yours. Um I wrote uh burrito.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

It's burrito, full stop. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

So good. Alright. My worst habit. Getting to stage not ready. That's a good one, actually. That is a really good one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always late. Um, I wrote for me, overthinking. Oh, true, yeah. Overthinking or biting my nails. Yes, biting your nails.

SPEAKER_03 15:03

I used to be so annoyed, you used to do that all the time, bro.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

Smack it. I used to, yeah. Um, for you, I did your worst habit. Yeah. Farting. Farting? Yeah. You fart all the time.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

Nah, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

What's your worst habit?

SPEAKER_03 15:18

I I feel like um breaking the silence. I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Oh, perfect. That's brilliant. Yeah, you feel the need to do that.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

And I think that's why I fart maybe sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

No.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Next one. What do I always complain about?

SPEAKER_03 15:32

People getting in your way when dancing.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Yeah, it like doesn't bother me too much, but if you're a bit unaware, I think just being unaware in general really bothers me. Yeah. I wrote down technology and like how fast the world is moving because that always combine sets me off.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Um for you, I didn't really know. I couldn't think of anything. I don't complain that often, but I did say like being tired or like being on every show.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

Oh yeah, being on every show is a good one. I was thinking that, but I I've got like worse ones. What have you got? I've got certain dancers dancing off the music.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Oh, you can go on dancing related ideas.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

Yeah, this one's dancing. I've gone dancing with this one. Yeah. Like dancing off the music. Furiating. Alright, next one. If I wasn't dancing, what would I do? Um professional moaner. What? It's all right, so I've written it in brackets, so I know what it is. But it's someone who pays you to cry at their funeral.

SPEAKER_01 16:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

That's really funny. Usually, yeah. Yeah, because I can cry on command.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Yeah, you can. Yeah. That's why I was like, oh, this is actually pretty good because you can cry on command. And I was like, what would be good for me?

SPEAKER_01 16:49

That's a job.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

Yeah. No. A professional uh monerer. Mona. Mona.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

Do you mean mourner?

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Mourner, yeah. Mourner. Mourner. Mourner. Mourner. Yeah, professional mourner. Sorry, down on myself again saying that.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

Um, I write for you, a carpenter or a landscaper.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Yeah. What did you write? I wrote um would would be in the trade, most likely. And then for a fun one, I did dog handler. But yeah. Okay, next one. My biggest red flag. Oh, you um you say like a lot, I guess. Honestly, I don't know, dude. Oh, that's nice.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

I don't know you enough. You just don't think I have any red flags. No, no, I don't think I wrote for me, I word vomit. Oh. Do you know what I mean? Like I blah blah blah blah. I just talk and I get myself into so much like crap. Right. Um for you, heavy metal music. Oh. The fact that you like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You if if someone goes, I like heavy metal music, I'm like. Oh, yeah, cringe instantly. Yeah, that's great.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

Yeah, you got a point there. All right. True. I got a point.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Yeah. Uh something I pretend to like, but don't. Our friendship. Oh. How dare you?

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Such lies. They're so needy. That should have been your red flag.

SPEAKER_00 18:14

Friendship.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

The um uh the I mean our friendship, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Uh you're like You said our friendship? That's brutal. All right. Um, I wrote for me interpretive dance. Oh dude. No. That's not it. Yeah. Yeah. Um I feel I feel, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Uh I for you.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

I wrote classical music.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

Yeah, yeah. Something I pretend to like. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Is that another point for me? No, I don't say that would be it, okay, but um, yeah. What's something you're close?

SPEAKER_01 18:50

What's something?

SPEAKER_03 18:51

Um, like, dude, you know those nights when you get home and you just want a big fat dirty burger. Yeah. But instead you got veggies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

What has that got? Anything to do with something I pretend to like, but don't. You're saying veggies? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:11

You say veggies? Um, no, but like, you know, like Do you understand the question? Yeah, yeah. Like sometimes like something, oh not sometimes. I think maybe that's why I'm getting confused. I added sometimes in front of something. So sometimes something I pretend to like. See, in my head, I just added something. Well, I'm giving myself a point because you're doing this bunny thing. No, but because you can't even answer the question, right? You can't even read what's in front of me on the piece of thing. No, but you know what I mean? Like, sometimes you like get home and you got veggies, and you're like, uh I just want like big fat dirty burger or something. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

But you can't moan into this mic ever again. Moan. Yeah, that's your that's your little quota. You reached your quota, you've done like two moans. Yeah, I'm like, oh no, I love moaning. Um next one. All right, okay. Oh, this is the last one. A situation I'd embarrass myself in.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Okay. I know one time and you were like cringing at yourself. Okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I don't. So you made a song for our boss and you played it in front of everyone, and you were. I felt like you were really embarrassed. You had the broom and stuff, you were hiding behind the broomstick. You yeah, because you're that like nervous to be embarrassed, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Yeah, I've really well think about that. I made a techno song for my boss. Yeah, and I'm like, it was great. This is a year after doing like music, yeah. Like, I mean hyping yourself up, you know, like guys, I'm really good. This could have backfired so hard, so hard. But luckily it didn't. No, it was but I felt so vulnerable on my position. That's why I was like, I need something to hold because my palms were sweaty, and I had prints that night, sleeping beauty prints, and I was not nervous for that at all. But showing my boss a techno song that I made of him. Yeah, yeah. Also, I sent him the wrong version. He asked for the full version. Yeah, I sent him like the demo, and it sounds terrible. Oh no. Did you did you send the proper one? No, I just never brought it back up again. Oh no, yeah, I should have I should have sent him the property. Oh, dude, literally, I've we should we should attach that onto the potty.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Actually, yeah, that'll be really funny. Yeah, um, for you. Um something wait, what are we up to? Situations where I'll be embarrassed in okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

That was a good one. Yeah, putting myself out there.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Yeah, oh I'll take a point for that.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Yeah, I'll give you because I wrote formal public speaking.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

Oh, so that I'm pretty much bang on. Yeah. But like that was even worse. That's music form. Yeah, that's like you've spent a long time doing.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

Unfortunately, I spent a long time.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

Yeah. Um, for you, I wrote formal public speaking. Formal, yeah. Yeah. Dude, you you cannot because the thing is in a formal public speaking environment, like I think you're speaking um at an like post show function, yeah, you're at a stand. Yeah. You would be great. I'd find you amazing and very um captivating. But you'd say one thing and everyone would be like, ooh, give me my money back. Do you agree with that or not really?

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Oh, well, remember that time where um one of our teachers were leaving and I did a speech in front of the whole company. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like I did all right, and that was full on fly.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Yeah, yeah. Well, I think you're really good when you're on the fly. Yeah, I'm not too bad. Yeah, well, you're very lovable.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

Yeah. I think if I have a prepared speech and I have to read off that. You're terrible. Oh, dude, I struggle messaging.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Well, I also think with your dyslexia, your nerves kick in against you. Yeah, yeah, big time.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

Like I need doc points. Dock points I'm good with. But like if I've got like full paragraphs, dude, oh man. I'm Jim Jimbo jumble them up. So yeah, I guess I guess you're right in a way. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take that. What did I write? Um, like I'm not a clubbing guy, right? I don't go about I don't go out clubbing. But maybe like once a year I'd go out.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Yeah, that's really good. And we're like, what is he doing?

SPEAKER_03 23:03

What is he doing? And like this place in Adelaide. Wild. And it takes me like two drinks because I'm a lightweight. Yeah. I'm feeling myself. So like the place in Adelaide's got the strip pulse. Yeah. I'm up the top, spinning off the roof, having a great time. Yeah. And then I'll look back at like videos that people obviously film and I go, what am I doing? Yeah. What am I doing? That's actually that's fair. That that's one I was thinking about. I'm like, oh, that's a that's good.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

Oh, that's good. I feel like I was like we did pretty good. We did pretty well. Yeah. There were some hard questions. Yeah, yeah. We'll wrap up and we'll tally who's got the most points. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

You definitely won that. You think I did? Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Alright, let's just claim that I won. Yeah, you won. So you have to do the punishment then? Yeah, yeah. I'll do the punishment. Alright, the punishment will be on next episode.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

You reckon?

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Yeah. Alright, considering we spoke about our friendship. Okay. I want to give someone a call and he's going to be our special guest if he answers this. No, not that guy. Yeah, that guy. No. Yeah. If he answers this call, he'll be on for episode six.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

If he answers, so if he doesn't answer, we're just gonna leave him.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

As simple as that.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

We're in charge here. Yeah. It's like um, you know, the cash cow for seven news or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if you don't pick up, you don't win the million bucks. Yeah. But this is even better. Yeah, this is a podcast. Yeah, and we got millions of views. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Um, let's give him a call, eh? Oh, nah. Yeah, all right. All right, Jared, we're calling you. Can you hear me?

SPEAKER_04 24:50

Yeah, can I can you hear me?

SPEAKER_01 24:51

Yeah. Um, just wanted to ask, when are you gonna be on the podcast? Yeah, Jared.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Oh, you're still doing a thing.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Yeah, we're still doing the podcast. When are you gonna be on it, bruh?

SPEAKER_02 25:03

When are you gonna have me?

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Next episode? Do you want to be on episode six?

SPEAKER_02 25:08

That sounds great. Oh, you mean time and a place? Oh, look.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

Alright, episode six, baby. You're on.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

Episode six?

SPEAKER_01 25:21

Episode six. That's a spectral one.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

Hang on. Didn't your mom say there's only seven people like both? Episode six.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

We have to get to episode six. That's why we're having you on them.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

This is the grand final. This is the grand final.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

This is the grand final, man. This is the make or break.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

I'm on it.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

So we're bringing in the big guns. Big guns literally and figuratively.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Bring on a game.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

Yeah, absolutely, bud. Oh. Alrighty. We'll let you go. You're on episode six.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

All right. I look forward to it.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

All right, catch it, dude. Catch you. See ya.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

Dude. We got Jared. We got Jared in. Yeah. No way. That's crazy. Jared wants to be on our podcast. He's like amazing, that guy. Talking about, let's do it. You'll love it. Yeah. Well, we need uh someone to finish out episode six with, right? Because yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Well, we're finishing there.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Yeah, we're finishing there, right?

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Yeah. Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah. No, that's it. And he's a big fan of the podcast. Massive fan. He's listened to every episode. So how fun is that? Also, he wanted to start his own podcast, so I think it's fair.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Yeah, I first like guessed outside our bubble, kind of thing. Our like family bubble. Whoa. Yeah, dude. We're a family. And then this is where the Fast and Furious music cuts in.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

It's funny.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

We're driving out like Mustangs.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Before we end this episode, I just want I want one episode where you have to edit it.

SPEAKER_03 26:56

Oh nah.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

It's going to be so rogue. You'd have so much music and sound effects. It would be yeah, it would just be explosions going off 24-7 in your your earbuds.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Maybe I should do like a like instead of a proper long one, I'd do like a short one, a short of all our like bloopers or something.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Should we add a poll to see if people want to hear that?

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Oh, actually, that'd be a good idea. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

You edit you edit a small section of the podcast. Oh, yeah. Alright, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Full disclaimer, Joey's editing this section. Yeah. Yeah. Straight.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Well, let's wrap things up. Yeah. We got episode six. Jared's coming on. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be a good one. Yeah, it's gonna be sick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

All right, let's do it. Five, six, seven, eight.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

No! Stop trying to bring that back. I'm like, yeah, I wanna be clapping. Yeah. Oh, it's so cringy. All right. See ya, folks.