Ep 8: Ballet Dancers, Podcasters... Now Models?

In this episode Cam breaks down his first real modelling photoshoot - the good and the awkward. Cam and Joey expose a few moments where they definitely didn’t read the room, so your favourite segment returns: “Can Joey Read a Room?”. They finish by deciding which movies actually deserve a ballet adaptation and which ones should never go near a stage.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

On the weekend, you know I did a photo shoot, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:02

Oh yeah. Dude crazy using you.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Right?

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

So I sat down and she starts filing my nails. Wait, what? Filing my nails? If they if they were, like, why would they like my nails? I mean, they look quite good now. Wow. They look lovely. Yeah, she was filing them. And I bite I bite my nails like mad. Yeah, you do. So she's filing nothing. Yeah. Like she was just filing skin. And I said to her, I was like, oh, sorry, I bite my nails. And she goes, Yeah, I can see that. So then that was my first humbling experience. Yeah. I can see that. That's crazy for her to say that.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Not like, oh, it's okay, sweetie, or something like that. Yeah. No, she's like, no, I can see that. Yeah, yeah. How old are you? You get 27, you're biting your nails, grow up. Oh, imagine. Well, that's pretty much it. I can see that. That's in in short terms, grow up, you biting your nails. Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

And then the next lady came over and she goes, Oh, like, okay, so for your hair, like, how do you she like took off my hat and she goes, How do you just always dissing your hand, man? I'm sorry. Last episode we talked about my haircut. That's what I mean. Spend $95 on a haircut. And she goes, She's like, Oh, um, how do you normally style your hair? Yeah. And I just ruffle up a bit. And I said, I was like, what do you think? Like, babe, I've got a big forehead, like, push it forward. Push it forward. You're supposed to be the hair lady. Like, yeah. So that was my second, it was like first thing in the morning. Cracked a joke, didn't land. Then nails filed. I was like, uh, bite my nails. And then third was like, oh, your hair. Yeah. Like, what do you do with that? Yeah, what the hell? Yeah. And then we went out and did the shoot, right? Yeah. So we're in the studio and we you know, we're doing pictures. And the weird thing is like models, right? They have to model. But like they're kind of usually like still. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

And they're just like on the spot, like oh sneakers. I'm just going to do that.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

But we're doing I'm doing a ballet photo shoot. So they they go, all right, jump and like strike a pose like in the air and then look sexy while doing it. So not in my repertoire. That's it. Just look backwards when you jump.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

No, no face in your in your shots.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

So I'm doing these jumping shots and they go, Yeah, it's like just Cam, just relax your face. And I'm like, how can I do that while I'm jumping in the air? My face is like lifting up, like my cheeks are yeah. And and none of this is like working.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Meanwhile, you're like stone cold as well. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it's always cold in the first year. Oh, yeah, it's free. And it's winter now, so it's like freezing. So you've got to take all your warm-up gear off. Yeah. And you're in these cold.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Yeah, doing like so many jumps, and they go, relax your face. And the next one was they they then say they're like, Alright, more intensity. And then one of the directors come over and they go, Okay, too much intensity, camp. What is happening?

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Oh, you give me too many balls to juggle, and I can't juggle. You know what I mean? Just give me one at a time. Yeah, yeah. Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Yeah. So it was all just dude, it was so overwhelming. Yeah. I I I yeah, I showed us to models, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

I could not do it.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Dude, it's like, have you seen that guy like in the photo shoot? Uh it's on reels at the moment. He does the sneaker shoot and he's like, he has got like this list. Yeah, he's like, bam, bam, bam, hand on the head, hand on the hips, bam, bam. Like after one after another. Yeah. He knows what he's doing. He's like, yeah, I'm in for five minutes and I'm going home. Easy money.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

Easy money.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Yeah, you're just like, oh man.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

There for eight hours.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

More intensity. I'm I'll be calling over the makeup artist. Draw some frowns, you know, some lines, go, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Yeah. And then I'm sweating, they're like, they come back over, they're like patting my head, and I'm like, oh god. Look more sexy. Look what I'm wearing.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Yeah, that's it. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

Have you have you ever done photo shoots?

SPEAKER_01 4:21

I I did them um when I was in the school, like um looking for a job. So like end of my my school, yeah, high school thing, and then going into a company. I did a couple just in case I didn't get where I am now. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, but yeah, they're hard, man. I'm like, what do I do? And they're like, oh, I got any cool jumps, and you go, oh, jeez. But it's hard to do them on the spot, you know what I mean? Yeah. Jumps on the spot.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

And also it's just it never like it's like one in a hundred, they look good. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Because you're jumping, you either they get the spot, and then like when you jump and you do a nice shape in the air, your face looks so bad. Yeah. And then or you you got some tension in your hands, and it's it's always something.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

And you go, Oh, you know, you know what I find interesting, right? At some some photo shoots, right? We normally wear tights and stuff. Yeah. But the guys that just rock up in a G banger and they take photos are wild.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Wait, the guys?

SPEAKER_01 5:19

Yeah, they're just in their jock. That's it. What haven't you seen those photos? Sometimes they're like, Oh, I have, yeah. Sexy, but I'm just gonna wear my my jock.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

It's not sexy. It's like, man, just just chuck some clothes on, eh?

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Like, I don't know. It's either they're hiding some ballet technique or something, and they're just like, Yeah, let's look at me in my G-banger. Yeah, I don't know. But have you seen them?

SPEAKER_00 5:41

Yeah, I have.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Crazy. Imagine you're at the photo shoot, and then they're like, all right, Jock, uh, Cameron, here's your costume. It's just a joke.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

You go, oh man. I feel like you're having me on here.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Oh, I didn't shave my butt crack today. Reference camera's gonna be a hand.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

You're gonna edit that out, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Okay, so you think you're getting better at can Joey read a root? Well, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

And I'm not even sick, it's just like, you know, I just Oh, don't sniff right into the mic. Yeah, I just didn't clean my nose properly.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

Jeez, that's disgusting. Okay, so you have you got some scenarios that you brought up?

SPEAKER_01 6:46

I've got some, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then Cam, I want you to hit me with some, alright? Alright. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

Alright, so can Joey read a room or not?

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Alright. I went to a birthday, um, a birthday dinner with Alana's extended family, and there was a room full of people that I haven't met before. Um, what did I say or do?

SPEAKER_02 7:09

So many things are popping to my mind right now.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Yeah. Alright, A. Uh walk around the room close to Alana, slowly introducing myself. That's the normal thing to do, yeah. Nice. Well, I think this is pretty normal as well. B, walk in and say hello to everyone and say, is this where the mafia hangs out? C. Wait for Alana to introduce me. Um, and D, go grab a beer and skull it to show how cool I am. Alright, so you did be, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00 7:41

You did be. You did be, didn't you? I did be. It was dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

This is the crickets. Because, dude, it was bad. It was bad. Cause like, um, I walked in.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

What did people say?

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Oh, nothing. They all just looked at me. Like this guy for real.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

What did what did Alana do?

SPEAKER_01 8:01

She was Did she hit you? Okay, so the thing is she actually wasn't with me. So we all walked in the house all together. Dude, it was it was crazy. I walked in this house and said hello to all the people like in the main room. Yeah, and then um Alana was saying hello, and then um, oh my god, who was it? Alana's mum and stuff said, Oh, there's a bunch of guys out the back. Um, go say hi hi to him. I went, yeah, no problem. Yeah, went in there and it was just like all these older dudes, like all Italian, yeah, yeah, chains and stuff, just sitting on couches, like talking in groups. I walked in this door, they all like turned and looked. I went, Hello everyone. Is this where the mafia hangs out or something? Oh my, and there were just no reaction. It was dude, and I was like, Oh what did you do? Did you leave after that? No, no, I slowly walked around, shook everyone's hand, and introduced myself, but it was just fell. It it I swung it at her ass. You put your back out, yeah. Swung that. Yeah, that's it, dude. Yeah, I put my back out. Not good. Oh my god, dude. Dude, that's so bad. Bad. That's why I don't think I've spoken to you.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

That this is another one where you lost sleep and you Yeah, went to bed and I was like, You didn't even tell me. Yeah, crazy. Oh yeah, okay, my turn. I've got one for you. Okay, okay, so a ballet choreographer asks you the counts in front of all the dancers. Oh yeah. Sorry. What did I do? A. Say I'm not the best with counts. B, ask another dancer for the counts and clarify together. Or C, tell the choreographer all the wrong counts by starting confidently and then slowly losing faith and then start getting embarrassed in front of everyone and turn bright red, and then everyone has to point out that you're bright red, and then you just crumble. Or D say sorry, I've missed the count.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Alright, well, I I know it. I know. Dude, this is so funny. Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

So bad, guys.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

All right, so we're all in like this big clump, and Cam's in the middle, obviously not paying attention at all. Talking smack to you! Talking smack to me. Yeah, anyway. Um who was it? Uh anyway, one of the uh ballet masters comes up to the group and asks, oh, what's the count?

SPEAKER_00 10:22

No, no, it was the choreographer. Oh. He was the choreographer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big choreographer comes into the group and goes, Oh Cam, can you teach like the lead, the the counts? Because he's joining into your line. Yeah, because he stands next to you.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

So he just looked at you and went, Oh. Anyway, Cam's like, oh yeah, it's five, six, or seven, uh, what, two. And then just getting red because everyone turned and was just staring at Cam.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

Because obviously, not all of us knew everyone locked locked in on me. I like it was weird. Everyone was chatting, and then as soon as the choreographer went, Oh Cam, what's the count? Everyone's heads just went, yeah, right at Cam. Right to me.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

Even the people in the front just all turned looking at you, and you're like, oh.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

I I was like, oh, so you go five, six, seven, eight, one, two, three. And then I could just feel my face going through the blood after the whole time. It was so good. It was so good. You had to turn around because you were laughing at me.

SPEAKER_01 11:25

Oh, man, it was so good, dude. Oh, so funny. But then, and and then you said it, and then he's looking at you like, that's he knows that's not it.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

Oh, poor bugger.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Poor bugger. And then he was like, Sarah, what's the counts? Like, because Sarah's amazing with counts, yeah, straight away, and you're just defeated, slapped mom on the face.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

And then everyone, you know what? I hate when people do that. Like, I was I was already so embarrassed, and it's weird, I don't get embarrassed, but then sometimes my face just goes red, and then I'm like, what the heck? And then everyone has to tell you. Yeah, you're they they you go, yeah, you're fine, you don't tell me, but like everyone's like, Oh, you went so red, you went so red. I'm like, thanks, guys, appreciate it. Yeah, no, I could feel my face burning up. Like I could bake a cake on that. Oh, yeah, it was so embarrassing, it was so juicy. Oh, so good. I love that. Thanks. Get that off. I don't want to relive that.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

That's all right. You've got off your chest, you'll sleep better now. Will I? Yeah, yeah. This is yeah, this is this helps me. It helps me get things. Okay, next one. Uh god. Uh my mate was pulling into um the car park at work. What did I do? A. Did I jump on his bonnet and pretend to get hit? And you know, what the did I yell out his name and wave? That's for B. C. Did I pretend to give him way? And as he started to drive past me, I ran in front of his car, so he had to slam the brakes to D. Um, tell him to wind down his window to want to talk to him. And then as he wandered down his window, I just walked away.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Classic.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Classic. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. But which one did I actually do that I lost some stuff?

SPEAKER_00 13:06

You would have absolutely done A. You would have thrown yourself on that bonnet. Yeah, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Did you did that car? No, I didn't. I I made sure I landed on it soft than our.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Whose car is this?

SPEAKER_01 13:15

Uh, this is Maddie B.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Oh, dude, he hated me for it. Oh, you hated me.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

This is in front of people too.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah, yeah, in front of uh a lady from upstairs office, and she was like freaking out. She was like, oh my god. But then obviously I started laughing afterwards. Yeah. But yeah, anyway, I saw him.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

You put on a performance in those situations. You love it. I love it. And you love it when there's a bit of a crowd. Little bit, literally. Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

I was on level two and I saw him flying up from level one and he's coming around the corner.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

Level two car park.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

Yeah. And it's like a spiral. Anyway, he's coming around the corner, and I see him, and I'm like, screw it, I'm gonna just get in his way. Yeah. So I get in his way, he like stops and he's like, he does the hands off the steering. I'm like, what? I run, jump on his like bonnet.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

He hit me. What the you know?

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Watch where you're going.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Watch where you're going, man.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

He's driving like a Suzuki Swift.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Oh, it's like tiny and smallest, smallest car, like uh one of those Mr. Bean cars tiny. Yeah, and um this lady, she's like, oh my god, from across the thing. And then I started laughing and stuff, and then she was like, Oh, whatever, just walked away. Just walked away, she's like, Oh, not this guy again. This guy, oh and then Maddie B, like obviously he parked his car, met me upstairs and stuff. He's like, Oh man, he's like, it's too early. Yeah, yeah. Alright, my turn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

On opening night of Sleeping Beauty, my first year in the company, as a servant in the background, what did I do? Did I stay still and nail the objective? A. B. Did I sneeze on stage? C, did I drop my prop? Or D Did I walk and take four big steps forward with confidence, thinking that that was my cue to give the king the crown? Oh see with mine, with my ones, you can you kind of go, alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

You go, what did he do?

SPEAKER_00 15:12

No, I'm I'm just I'm venting and getting this out. Yeah, you're like, I stuffed up and I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, you definitely did D. Yeah. That was so funny.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

It's because also you know these stories, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Oh man, yeah, because you came in and you were fuming because it was you and another guy up the back, and both of you had this secret agreement because both of you had no idea we went to go.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

Yeah, this is opening night of Sleeping Beauty in China. It's our first year in the company, yeah. And me and this other boy, we both were like, okay, do you know the the like the musical cue for when we walk forward? And neither of us knew. We were too afraid to ask. So we're like, hey, if if you walk forward, I'll walk forward. So anyway, on stage, yeah. I I started walking forward, and then he I was like, Oh, he probably can't see me, so I'm just gonna take like two more big steps. Yeah, he still didn't move.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

He sabotaged you hard, hard, yeah, dude. It was bad. Because no one else was moving at this time except the two main principals and the king, and then just one like peasant boy just like confidently taking some no, but like not even confidently, like taking big awkward steps, kind of looking over at his mate to see if he's moving.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

That's horrible, that's bad, so so crap. And then I got in a little bit of trouble. I I genuinely, after my like my first year in the company, I was so relieved when they like renewed my contract. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because there was a few moments where I just went, Oh, I'm getting fired. Yeah, uh, this is not being renewed. Yeah, I was I was such a menace. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Especially like if you fall over and stuff on stage, like I had it plays in your head. I had a lot of slips when I was first year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Like and you think you have to be perfect because ballet is like that, yeah. And then you you also because you're on a like a six six month contract, so you you're just questioning everything that you do. Yeah, you know? Oh it's it's a it's a weird time when you first join a company. It's crazy, it plays with you. So I was watching Mulan the other day. Do you know Mulan? Great movie, dude.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

How good is that movie? Okay, cartoon or real life one?

SPEAKER_00 17:32

No, the real life one sucked. Yeah, that's what I mean. It sucked.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

No, the cartoon, the great so good. Man out of you, yeah. Oh gosh, so I hated that.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

You looked at me in the eyes when you say that.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

So crest your pie.

SPEAKER_00 17:50

I was like, the man came out of you, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

It sure did.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

Yeah, anyway. I was watching it, and I I was like, dude, that would be a sick, a sick ballet. Yeah, don't you think?

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Actually, yeah, you're so good.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

Because like we like Ballet does all like the you know, the classical stories, and yeah, but like imagine a modern ballet of like Mulan.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Mulan, the training camps and all that. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

The training camp. That's what I wrote down. I went the training camps, like also the sword fights, yeah. It would we've got sword fights, yeah. Ballet loves sword fights, yeah, and also Mulan, which which would be a female lead, she would do the sword fights, and females never do the sword fights. So right, yeah. How sick would that be? And like the the training camp could be like a gent section, yeah, and like then Mulan is dancing like a more masculine way. I was like, that'd be sick. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Like use like those like really like the chumpy girls, you know what I mean? Like they're really good at Allegro, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:49

Allegro, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like the dramatic music as well. Music's great in it, the soundtrack. I mean, I don't think we'll dance to reflection. Yeah. Do you know that song? Who is that girl? I see starings back at me.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Back at me. I knew it, like I had to cut it's roughly there.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

Well, I was like, that'd be sick. Yeah, and then the the main, like the you know the scary guy? I don't know, Shan Yu? Shanu, something like that, yeah. I was like, dude, that could be you. True, like he's like terrifying, like, and then like guy, big guy, like it's also got a villain character, yeah, like and your lead villain and your your villains, and there'd be so much like core work as well. So army scenes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

That's cool, it'd be sick, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:38

So I was like, what other like movies would be sick ballets?

SPEAKER_01 19:42

Yeah, I thought about Kung Fu Panda. Think about that.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

I'm thinking. You're thinking?

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Yeah, but like you got like a bunch of characters like Poe, you know, uh the turtle. Oh, you got like five leads, yeah. Five leads, you got like the main guys, and then you got the villain. Is um I'm going Kung Fu Panda one as well, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 20:03

Oh, good, good for the clarification.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

Yeah, good clarification because there's a lot of kung fu's. Number one, because you got um uh Tai Lung, you know, the Ty Long Panda. Yeah, yeah. And then you got the rhinos, fight scene, love a fight scene.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

We love a fight scene.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Ballet loves a fight scene too. The costumes will be a bit, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

That's what my brain went. I was like We're gonna make a little bit rhino. At least Mulan, like she'd be dressed as like just Mulan. Mulan. Yeah, like the lead character is a panda. It's how do you dress the main as a panda and be taken seriously?

SPEAKER_01 20:42

Maybe it's like a bit of like uh um Alice in Wonderland by um Chris Wilden. Chris Wilder situation, you know, like the carnival race, the race. Yeah, they're like dressed like as animals, yeah. Have it something like that.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

It could be like Lion King the musical, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

With makeup, a lot of makeup, right?

SPEAKER_00 21:00

Um but the lead is a panda.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Oh yeah, yeah, lead panda. Po. Yeah, lead panda, yeah. But like imagine like this opening scene or something. He's like making noodles, uh, you know, they're making noodles, and then like the duck come his dad comes out, and they're like, There's all the things.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

I could not take this ballet seriously at all. Yeah, imagine his dad comes out the duck and out.

unknown 21:24

Oh!

SPEAKER_00 21:25

Yeah, oh my god, no, I don't know why, but I went, This would be sick. Is this a like a are you are you being serious? Like a this would be a serious ballet or like a comedy kind of ballet?

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Well well, it has to be a comedy, I think, but there'll be a lot of serious moments in it, you know what I mean? Yeah, a fight scene between you know, Tai Lung and Poe at the end. That'd be great.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Would that be like a dancing fight scene? Are they like dancing around each other?

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Because they don't use swords. No, yeah, be dancing and then a couple Ha ha Jet Manash. Mate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

Would he be in like a fat suit? Like the Poe? Nah, because then it's too hard to dance in. So he's just In black tights. Yeah, you just got to like spotted black tights.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Yeah, you just have to imagine it. Spotted black tights. Terrible. Yeah, I don't think about it.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

That's awful. Kung Fu Panda.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Yeah. Oh, I think that'll be alright. No? Oh, okay. Cheers.

SPEAKER_00 22:17

Kung Fu Panda. The ballet.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

The ballet.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

I don't know. I mean, I would watch it. I'd be very curious.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

I'll be very curious. I mean, if it's done right, you know what I mean? Who would you be? Oh, well, obviously. I'll probably be Tai Long. Actually, Ty Lung's sick. I wouldn't mind alternate, you know, Tai Lung, and then I'm a turtle, you know, for an easy night.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Yeah, easy easy show. Easy show, like walking around. The turtle just to stitch the turtle up. He's got a really hard solo act too at the end.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

And it's adage. Oh, yeah. Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Oh, dude, that'd be crazy.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

I love when ballets do that. Like right at the end, they're like, oh, that's your hardest solo, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Yeah, it's at 11 o'clock at night. Yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

Deal with it.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Don't forget your gels. Yeah. Oh, but no, dude. Mulana, I'm I'm thinking about that now.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

I'm telling you. That's great. As if there's not, though. Um I don't think there is. A Mulan ballet. Disney. Disney, hit us up. Yeah, Disney. We got you covered. Like, listen to this podcast. We're giving you business ideas. We're giving you ballet ideas. Mate, we're just full of them.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

I know bad. Yeah. I might most are bad. Yeah, most are bad. But I know people don't take us seriously, but we're serious about this.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Mulan the ballet?

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

Mulan?

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Mulan.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

Well, I got another, like, genuinely, another movie that would be a sick ballet. Yeah. Titanic.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

Oh, oh. Can you see it? You can kind of see that. Yeah, because the ball scene, like on the ships and stuff, like everyone dressing a nice. Exactly. They've got like the ball scene. They've got like the love story. Ballet loves love stories. The like art scene when she's like drawing like your Frenchman. Uh ladies.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Yeah, that could be like the Frenchman.

SPEAKER_01 24:02

I mean, I mean, why not? Who cares? Yeah, who cares?

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Yeah, that could be your like intimate scene, the car scene, the intimate, like, yeah. And then what else they got? Oh, and then the the like the spoiler alert.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Spoilers. Yeah, Titanic, Titanic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Yeah. Dude, that's when the ship sinks, like you could do like um a really cool effect with like the stage and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Yeah, totally. Yeah. Dude, that's great.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

And like people running and like dancing around. And then at the end, like the final final parse, just like Jack and Um Rose. Yeah. Like with the door. Yeah. I don't know how you do that, but that could be cool too.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Have it like on the back of the stage on like that 45 degree. So it's like that. And you see her, like you see more like top down. And he's like in the water, but like in the set kind of thing. Slowly fade. Slowly fade into the set.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Oh, and that's when the curtain comes down.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

Yeah. And then obviously standing ovation. Obviously. Obviously. Like crazy dancing.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Or the curtain comes down, goes back up, and Jack climbs on the door, and it's a different ending. Yeah. They both survive because there was enough room for both of them to be on that that bloody door.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

Yeah, true. And then that leaves room for Totanic 2. Yeah. For us. They go on another ship. Because it was so so great.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

They loved the first ship experience. Yeah. They're like, let's go on another one. Why not? Yeah. That actually sinks, and then they there's not enough space in the second to one.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Yeah, that's it. We ran out of crowdfunding, then the curtain does close. Yeah. How many times do you wash your hair?

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Um it depends. Like if we're in show season, a bit more, but like usually once a week. Once a week? What how much do you wash it?

SPEAKER_01 25:47

Uh never. Like I wash it with water every day. Yeah. But nah, never shampoo conditioner.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Is that is that kind of gross? Like, did what is the is that like healthy? Like to not wash your hair that often? Doesn't your hair like natural produce like natural oils?

SPEAKER_01 26:02

Yeah, stuff like that. You know, and if you're doing washing it all the time.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

Yeah, you're stripping it of its natural oil. Yeah, something like that. Like something like that.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

Yeah. Obviously, wipe myself down with soap, of course. Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Anyway, it's a shout out to sea salt spray. Yeah, because that's been holding my hair together for years now. Oh yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Oh love it, guys. Gotcha. Bye.