Ep 13: We've Been Cancelled?

In the Season 1 finale, Cam and Joey call their two biggest fans, then Joey reveals something that’s been weighing on him as Confession Booth makes its return. It’s the perfect mix of laughs, chaos, and one final confession before we wrap up Season 1.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Dude, I'm bottomed. I'm bummed. Why? What's up, man? Um dude, we got cancelled and we have to take a small break. He's supposed to be serious.

SPEAKER_04 0:20

But yeah, we are taking um a small break. Uh Joey is correct, but we haven't been cancelled. He's just doing that for quickbait purposes.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Yeah. As many people probably would love to hear me actually getting cancelled. I have not, luckily.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

That's because I'm in control of the editing. Probably, yeah. Thank you very much. Um, I'm going to year it with my my boo-boo, my honey bear. Your cupcake. My cupcake, my poo bear. I hate those pet names.

SPEAKER_03 0:47

Well, why do you call them that?

SPEAKER_04 0:48

I don't call it.

SPEAKER_03 0:49

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

I don't, I don't, I don't at all. Yeah, no, he doesn't. I just did it for the potty. Um, yeah, we're going to a bunch of places. We start in Lisbon, then we go to Nice, if in case you guys want to come follow us.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Um, follow him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Then we go to Rome, uh, Cinquitere, Zirik, then Interlaken, then Amsterdam, then Paris. So that's three weeks. Um is that Germany? You go to Germany? No, that's um Switzerland. But um, yeah, we're taking three weeks off, and I think it will be needed because you know, this podcast's been sick, but on top of a full-time ballet job, it's pretty intense. It's pretty intense. Yeah, you're doing a good job there, bud. Yeah, you too. You too.

SPEAKER_03 1:33

But no, the support's been crazy, yeah. We were just talking about it before we hit record, but like the support's unreal.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

Yeah, it's been really cool. And we like we started this as a joke, and we were expecting 20 listeners and predominantly just our friends and family. That's it. That's it. And speaking of family, I think it's time we give them a call.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

So we're calling our biggest fans, are we?

SPEAKER_04 1:54

Yeah. They made a special appearance on episode one. If you guys haven't listened to that by now, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 2:01

What you're just picking up now?

SPEAKER_04 2:03

Yeah. Imagine. Who started episode 13? Crazy. Crazy. Crazy move. Yeah, ballsy. Yeah. So we're gonna give a call to our biggest listeners, our mums, and we're gonna quiz them to see if they've actually been listening to the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

Have you got some questions lined up? Because I do not.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Oh, yeah. Who would have planned this episode? Oh, could you plan all of them?

SPEAKER_03 2:24

Oh jeez. I'm just the people want me, man. So you can't be doing a solo podcast.

SPEAKER_05 2:30

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

All right, let's give them a call. Let's give them an the Oh my professionalism has slid off now. I'm horrible. Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_06 2:50

Mum?

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Oh, I'm not on a call, am I? Oh no. Hello, my love.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Hey, mum. So we've we've got you in a phone call together.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

Wait, can you both hear us?

SPEAKER_00 3:08

Yes, I can hear you, but I hope you can't see me.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

No, no, we can't see you. It's okay, it's a phone call.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Good. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:14

How are you doing, Mum?

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Good, darling. How are you?

SPEAKER_03 3:17

Good, thank you. Thanks for um picking up the call.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

That's okay. No worries only took four tries, but I got there in the end.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Yeah, that's it. Um, guys, we've got um something lined up for you both. Oh no. What do we say? Get ready. So we are testing our biggest fans um because you guys were on episode one, and now you're on our final episode of season one. It's our 13th episode, and we've got a little quiz lined up. Oh no. Okay, so can you guys come up with a little buzz sound so we know who's who? Mum, that's your buzz sound. Alright, mum's buzz sound is ding.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

I'll go ding.

SPEAKER_04 4:00

Alright, that's that's Donna. Okay, ding. And Tanya, what's yours?

SPEAKER_01 4:03

I'll go ring. Ring, okay, ring and donk dong for you.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Alright. Ring and ding's very close.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

You know what? I can I can do um dong.

SPEAKER_05 4:16

Alright, dong.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

Ding dong!

SPEAKER_05 4:20

Ding dong dong. Ring dong dong. I'll be dong. Okay, okay. Okay, you're dong. Tanya can be ding. Okay, Tanya's ding. I can be ding. Yeah, okay. Ding.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:34

Not dong. I'll be don't.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

I'll confuse.

SPEAKER_04 4:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

At least we can see who's talking.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Uh Tanya, your dong. Donna, your ding.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

Oh, I'm on ding now. Oh wait, no, sorry, wait. Tanya, you.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

It wasn't the other way.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Who's who?

SPEAKER_00 4:54

It was Tanya. There's gotta be stuff. I don't know what they're doing. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

Tanya's ding. Donna's dong. Okay. Okay, don't Donna for Dong. Dong.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

That's right. That's right. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:06

No, let's get into it. Oh my god. This is gonna be the longest episode ever. Alright. On episode two, what was Joey growing in his garage?

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Oh ding.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

Tang ding ding ding.

SPEAKER_05 5:20

Tanya. Micro herbs. Micro, microgreens. Yeah, yeah. Micro herbs.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

That's it. Yeah. Alright. On episode three, Joey introduced a segment which we will never bring back. He called it Explain This. We spoke about cranes and what else.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Oh, I can't remember. Neither can I.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

Yeah, it wasn't very good.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

I remember the cranes. I do remember you saying you don't think about how a crane gets there overnight. Yeah, that's right. I I I agree with that, Joey. That was quite prolific.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

Oh, well, okay. Yeah. But what was the other topic?

SPEAKER_00 6:02

I don't know. Can you give us a hint?

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Okay, it's got something to do with transportation and a form of road. Okay, it was under underwater tunnels. Underwater tunnels.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

Oh, plus two, that's right. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

Next question. Are you ready? Yeah. Go. Name three segments.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Um, dong? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:31

Yeah, yeah. Go, Donna. Um any three.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

The ID is one. Like the fit cake. Yeah. Yeah, the feed cake.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Yeah, what's another one?

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Um Joey Rita Room. Yeah. Yes. That's two. And Gary Rita Roo. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

You're so cool.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

What more? Um, oh, ooh. Um.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

Five seconds on the clock. Uh five.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

I don't know. You're trying to find out an ending for the case. Three, two, one. That bomb. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

Oh, that wasn't a segment. What about you? Um Taddy, do you want to steal this point?

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Um, a segment. Yeah. Did you do one like explain this or something?

SPEAKER_04 7:15

We did explain this, but that wasn't. We're not counting that because we just gave that away. Oh, yeah. Nice try, Mom. Nice try. Um others? Alright, you guys are terrible. Question box, we would have allowed question box. We would have allowed confession booth. Uh we've done a lot of people. We did musical theatre versus ballet. We've done a lot. But the recurring ones is question box, can Joey read a room, and Cam's fish tank. I'll I'll give that one to Donna. She got it. Yeah, we'll give you that. Yeah. Yay! Hold on. So you want a piece.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

One apiece. Okay. Next, next question. Um, how much did Cam spend on his haircut?

SPEAKER_05 7:58

$95, don't you? Don't be in the doll.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

That was on the tip of my tongue. That was good. $95, Joey, he got ripped off.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

It was a good haircut. That was a really good haircut.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

It was a good haircut, but it would want to be for $95 on my five. Joey. That's all you comment on.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

Okay, next one. Joey has spread fake news. He talked about one episode, my hairy ass, and then he said I was an alcoholic on a previous episode. What was another fake rumor that he spread?

SPEAKER_03 8:31

Yeah, about Cameron.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

Wow, the biggest fans, man. The biggest fans?

SPEAKER_05 8:40

You guys are a letdown.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

I'm sure people are screaming the answer right now.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

Can we have a hint? Um a friend? Okay, it's another Okay, it's an illegal substance.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Dong!

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

Uh you smoke marijuana or something?

SPEAKER_04 9:02

Yeah, he called me a drug addict. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

You're a drug addict. I'm not a drug addict. No.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

Okay, next question.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Uh who uh this is another one. Uh next one. Who cried in an Ariana Grande film clip?

SPEAKER_05 9:17

Dong!

SPEAKER_03 9:18

Donna?

SPEAKER_05 9:21

Cameron! Oh, come on, Mum. Tanya, come on, you started off strong. Yeah, you started real strong.

SPEAKER_04 9:31

All right.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Sorry, I'll let you down, but it's all good.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

Okay. Next one. We've had four guests on our show so far. Two were our girlfriends. Who were the other two guests?

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Oh, she's queer. All right, Donna. Um, hang on, I might not have this. I know one with Jared. Yeah. Yes, that's the one I know. Jared. Jared Madden?

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 9:57

Who was the next one?

SPEAKER_00 10:00

You got me there.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

I might have to pass that one. I might have to pass that question to Tanya.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Tanya, come on. Do you want to steal it?

SPEAKER_01 10:07

And I know the two girlfriends came on. And the other guest. I know you did tell me, Joey. I did.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

It was just recently released. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:20

Okay, it's the same first name as Joey.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 10:27

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

It's a little belly dancer, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 10:30

Yeah, yeah. A big day. A big name.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Joe Kaylee. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

So darling. I do listen when you talk to me. I do. I just get that guess that one. I don't think I've listened to that episode before.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

Alright, next question. Next one. All right.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

So I didn't admit that because I'm the biggest fan button.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Alright, so I lost a challenge and I had to sing a song as a punishment. What was the song?

SPEAKER_01 11:00

Oh no. No. Sorry, darling. Can I make a confession?

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

I think I'm gonna have to say and confess. I'm gonna make a confession.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

We're gonna have to combine you into the confession booth. We didn't ask for this. Yeah. So we take a step in the confession booth.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

I I I have listened to episode one, two, a bit of three. Oh, a little bit of four. I think I've skipped. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

You are unforgiven.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

But it's on my to-do list. It's on my to-do list to listen. I am a huge fan. I'm just you know. You're clearly my full. I've called yourself a fan of it.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Wow. And mum, it's like you don't have an experience because you get in a car and it's a three-hour drive to get to mine.

SPEAKER_04 11:49

You're gonna listen to six episodes.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

I'm like, you know, spreading it out a little bit and you know, enjoying it with a nice glass of wine, you know, at the appropriate times, but I must admit there are parts that I have missed here and there.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Even our own mums haven't listened to them. That's crazy. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

And I'm sorry. My confession is is slightly is quite similar. Oh wow, this makes us very confident and popular. I'm a bit different to Tanya. I got I think I got to seven. I know I might have got to eight. I might have I think I got to eight. And then I think I've started nine, but I don't even know what you're up to now.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

Well that was our next question. How many episodes have we released so far?

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Oh ding.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

Your ding or ding. Um, this is your 13th.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Yeah, yeah. We did some. We'll give you that one. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

I think it's start as strong.

SPEAKER_04 12:57

Okay, in the final one.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

How many more do you reckon we will do?

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Um, I'm gonna stay with my original answer. I reckon you're gonna be in this for the long haul.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

I reckon you're gonna do the you're gonna get to triple figures, the one, zero, zero.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

Wow, mum.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

If not more.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Yeah, I see that. And mum?

SPEAKER_00 13:17

Maybe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Another half a dozen.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

I thought you'd only make six. So you've already surpassed my my guess. Um so I might go halfway. No, I don't think you'll make 50. I'm gonna take one. Jeez, the backpedal is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 13:37

All right, we're gonna cut you off. Don't hold back. Yeah, you've heard our feelings. Um surprisingly, I think mum won.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

Yeah, by a point. Yeah, it was three and then two for my mum. Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

Oh, so close. Well done. Well done, too.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

So, do you have any words of wisdom entering our second season? We're taking a break, a short break for season one. Any words of wisdom for our second season?

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Um, words of wisdom. Yeah. I think you're going really good. Keep it really light, really funny. Um, and just keep it really happy. You know, there's so much like sad stuff and depressing stuff going on. It's really nice to turn on and listen to just um a couple of guys just having a bit of a laugh. Yeah, no, it's really nice and it's refreshing.

SPEAKER_04 14:24

No, I think that's a good thing. Um, try and try and beat that speech. Go on you.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

Um, words of wisdom. No, I really don't have any words of wisdom. Um, Tanya, you're you're doing very well. Uh I would my words of wisdom would be maybe just to and and I know you tell me it's the way things are, you've got to keep it what is it, current or whatever, or regular. But I'd maybe I'd maybe go to one episode every couple of weeks just to give people like me time to listen to all the episodes.

SPEAKER_04 14:59

Yeah, right. So you're saying to remain less consistent with really good advice.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

Um and then also um that would give you boys um some time because you've both got very demanding careers, and it's it's very it it is a big thing that you've you've taken on, but you've done exceptionally well putting your heart and soul into it. And I do tell you, I love all the data, and I love that you're taking ballet, you're you're opening up a whole real part of ballet that people don't really see or know about. So you're making ballet real for people and accessible and relatable to to a lot of people, so keep it up. And my only other thing would be I think you just start to I like your videos, I like your TikTok videos. No, I like those. I don't even say TikTok or what they are, but those little videos that you put them.

SPEAKER_04 15:54

So I'm assuming it's Instagram.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

I don't know. I don't know, I just see them, I don't even know how to see them. They come up on my phone and then I don't know how to find them. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

Yeah, too funny.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Yeah, so well. This is called the Barmen.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

This is called the Barmen podcast, and not the Barmen and their mothers. So we're gonna let you go now.

SPEAKER_05 16:15

All right, so much on her. All right, so thanks. Love you both.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Bye. That was hilarious. Yeah, be less consistent, maybe be good.

SPEAKER_05 16:27

Some good words there. Be less consistent, and then she goes, 25 episodes. Yeah, but then she hasn't listened to them.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

It's so funny because we got the both polar opposites. It's like the my mum's going, you guys are amazing, the consistency's great, a hundred episodes, you guys can do it. Then your mum's like, yeah, 25 eps, be less consistent because it's kind of like whatever, like and post more on TikTok. You don't have TikTok. Remember, we got the two-seated confession booth.

SPEAKER_04 17:06

The two-seated confession booth.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

I'm gonna put a divider in it and I might say confession to you if you don't mind. So let's let's turn it on over.

unknown 17:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:15

Alright, confession booth time.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

Oh, hello, priest.

SPEAKER_04 17:21

What's up, mate?

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_04 17:23

That's a chiller of a priest. I love priests. What's up, bro? What's up, dude? What's up?

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Alright, so I have a confession. Um, Sir Cameron. I have an a confession that I like to let my my mum's dog lick my ears. Like inside the tongue going in my ear. I don't know why, it feels great. It's like, you know, when you get a cotton tip and uh you find that that the holy spot and you start to levitate a bit. It's like that. Hey, no judging. I was at my girlfriend's sister's place, and he's got they she she's got a um poodle. And his poodle is just a ranky dog. Ranky dog. And I don't let him go near me or lick me. Anyway, he jumped up on the couch, jumped on my shoulder, and quickly licked in my ear. Yeah, just bang, got me. I knew straight away, I was like, that's not gonna be good. The next morning, my ear was killing me.

SPEAKER_04 18:25

So you got an ear infection?

SPEAKER_03 18:26

I got an ear infection, and it's been four weeks now.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

But did you stop the dog from licking your ears? Did you go straight away?

SPEAKER_03 18:32

That dog, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:33

No, you embraced it for a couple seconds, I reckon.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Oh you got one and then he was gonna go for another one, and I went. No, no, you did not. Don't lie to yourself. Don't lie to the listeners. I'm not lying. What did you do? Oh, he got me twice. He got me twice.

SPEAKER_04 18:49

And did you did you accept it for half a second?

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Half a second, and I went.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

You went, oh, that feels kind of good, and then you're like, ah, I should probably stop.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Yeah, because I knew how disgusting he is. Because he's really he's quite flexi, he's very fit, and he does like to clean himself with his tongue.

SPEAKER_04 19:05

With his tongue, obviously. His genitals.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Yeah, dog dick. So that I like to say, I like to say because I I got dog, I've got dog dick in my ear. Basically. I had to say.

SPEAKER_04 19:25

Nah, no dog is licking my face, not even coming close to licking my face ever. I've never had it.

SPEAKER_03 19:30

It's like an anteater, you know, like the visual, yeah. Yeah, the visuals are there.

SPEAKER_04 19:34

I haven't um I haven't got any confessions for you though.

SPEAKER_03 19:37

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

No, I don't. I didn't I didn't prepare any. But I thought you were just confessing something.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

No, I didn't. You you had one the other day.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

Remember I told you? Oh, you want me to confess that? Yeah. Oh, I'm outing myself on this one.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Well, I just out of myself. It's only fair if you do.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

It's not fair if you don't do.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

Oh no, let me just get changed real quick.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Oh, you're going into your booth.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

I don't let's let's just switch boots. Just change. Uh half five on the way through. So I'll see.

SPEAKER_05 20:13

Okay, we we both come out.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

We see each other. Oh, thanks, Brees. I feel better. My turn to confess is changed sides.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Yeah, hold on, let's switch clothes really quick. Hello there, son.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

So I've got something to confess. I don't know why I'm saying this or why I have to say this, but Joey's told me to say this.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Um must be a burden.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

It's not one bit. But I think Joey wants me to confess up. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Maybe he'll feel lighter for you confessing because he confessed something that he didn't want to confess, but you told him to confess.

SPEAKER_04 20:57

Um when I was not sure what age, but I was seeing my first girlfriend at the time, and uh I, you know, was trying to make a good impression on her. Um I would trim my downstairs area. Yeah, downstairs area, yeah. Nice. Yeah, I cleaned it up and uh I saw the waxing, myself waxing kit. So I grabbed it, I put it in the microwave. It's a a jar of wax. I put it in the microwave for two or so minutes, whatever. Got a cloth, me the the the wax on my downstairs region, attached the cloth, ripped it off, off it came.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

So skin. Oh my god, dude. I started. Every time you tell this story, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

Then I was in there for an hour trying to rip it off, but couldn't. And then my mum knocks on the door and she goes, Cameron, we've gotta go. So I went to a musical theatre show that night with wax still in my pants, dried wax.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

Bleeding too.

SPEAKER_04 22:08

A little part of it was bleeding, yes. I was walking so strangely that entire day in so much pain. I don't know why I shared that. I don't feel lighter. Oh yeah. I don't feel better. That's crazy. Everyone knows that story.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

That is crazy. Dude, that's that was. Can I deflect?

SPEAKER_04 22:25

You had you had dog dick in your ear. Let's go back to that.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

But like, I wanna, dude, like what? You're so you're really young at this point. I remember you're like 10, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, ten? Oh. Gosh, no.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

No, no, no, no, late teens.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Like and you're waxing. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. And you didn't know anything, probably didn't read the instructions, honestly. You're just like, oh yeah, like I was of age. Of age.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

I just want to clarify, folks. I was of age, I'm a good boy.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Yes. Like you've probably just seen it in TV shows, and you go, Oh, yeah, they put in the microwave, smear it on.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

Well, you know, I've got a high pain tolerance, right? I'm a dancer. I was like, got this, piece of piss. Like people go, oh, waxing. Dude, you should try it. It is excruciating. I went, and to do it yourself, like you know when go someone goes, Oh, rip off the band-aid. Yeah. Yeah, it's so much harder when you rip off the band-aid yourself. Now try waxing your downstairs region where it's sensitive. That's crazy. It was the stupidest thing I think I've ever done.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

Did you go up to the belly button?

SPEAKER_04 23:30

No, I did. I went from at least three quarters. Oh, even that, dude. Yeah, it wasn't a whole like I did three quarters of wax and it had dried.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

Bro, that is wild. Oh, look, I I don't know what to say. Just.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

Thanks, priest. Appreciate it, mate.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

I don't know what to say. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

Wait, can you put your priest uniform back on?

SPEAKER_03 23:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

Give me some words of wisdom.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

You know how there's obviously the rails, so like you you can talk and you can't see the priest. I'm standing up in the booth to have a look at you. Just go to look through the rails to the floor. Who is this freak? Who's this freak? Just to go, not good. Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Oh, all right. We've got to wrap up this episode.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

We're we're dragging on. People are gonna not listen to season two. Anyway, what I'm knocking the mic. What is season two? You want to explain that? We we keep talking about season two, but we have not explained it at all.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

Yeah, so we're taking a little pause and we're gonna come back bigger and better. We're improving our sound gear, which is gonna be great.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

Yeah, so we're so excited.

SPEAKER_04 24:41

Start the new season with some new sound gear and new logo, and hopefully the website will be up and running, some merch. So big things are happening, and we're gonna introduce some new segments and bring back some old ones. We want to hear from you guys what you want to hear, what segments you guys like, what segments we butch because there's been some doozies and that we tried them. But um, yeah, let's wrap it up.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

Love it. Alright. How do we how do we end this? Five six seven eight. Five six seven eight