Undah Dussy

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Corporate Pride, celebrity run ins in La La Land, and body odor.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Is it our time? Absolutely cozy wozy eggs and bosy. It's not just yet our time. Oh, I feel like it almost is. It almost is our time. But it's not yet. Not just yet.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

Okay, thinkers. It's time to finger fingers.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

It's time to get it. I forgot. Um, hi thinkers.

SPEAKER_06 0:34

Welcome back to You Think, a podcast by Two Gays That Don't.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

I'm Pink Pancake. And I'm the Prima Donald. Let's get to thinking. Anadashi. Yes, that is such an important thing to say because I right now am dressed as Ursula the Sea Witch, honey. Oh, work is emails. Work is calling. Oh, emails. Okay. Turn that off because that was really professional. Uh so yeah, I'm dressed as Ursula the Sea Witch right now. Uh because I did two Zoom bingos and I did not wear corset for bingos, but I am wearing a corset right now because you, if you're watching this, you can see the corset. If you were watching it on Zoom earlier, I wore a different outfit.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

And I just feel like if you're watching this, you can also see that your thinking cap looks a bit different today.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Yes, it does because it is giving old woman hairdo with like a touch of gender queer.

SPEAKER_06 1:28

Yeah. Now can you tell our audience a bit about these Zoom bingos that you do?

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Yeah, absolutely. So I do Zoom bingos for corporations and for Pride Month, it's corporate pride right now. That's when it's like the busiest, of course. I would say there's I feel like I've been averaging like one a month outside of the big three months. There's June, of course. Of course. There's December for holiday. Hello, and then there's Halloween. And today I actually, the company chose a Halloween-themed bingo, so that's why I addresses this. But I also thought, because I had two, I thought that I could be Ursula just in general because she's a queer icon, because she's based off of Divine the Drag Queen. Right. Yeah, made famous by John Waters.

SPEAKER_06 2:12

And I know what you're thinking. Why Halloween in this month? And I'm also thinking that audience, I think, with it. And I'll say, why not? Why not? Why not? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Um, so you sit in your living room and No, I sit in my drag studio. In your drag studio. I have a little backdrop and I call out numbers. What is your favorite letter number combination? Whoa. Yeah. I will say that I do like to say B2 because I always do to be or not to be that it's the question whether to no blur in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a C, a C, honey. I'm surched with a C witch of troubles. And by opposing and them to die to sleep, no more. Aye. There's the rub. Period.

SPEAKER_06 2:52

Do you say that on a corporate Zoom bingo?

SPEAKER_02 2:54

I don't say there's the rub, but I do the whole thing. Okay. Yeah. I just I mean I say there's the rub, but I don't like touch myself during it.

SPEAKER_06 3:00

Right. It just has someone who works for like a company, that would be inappropriate. But that's Shakespeare. But Shakespeare's inappropriate.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

You think? You think uh should we get into our segments? Yeah. We're kind of already in one. We if if you're first time listening, we have three segments on this podcast. Segment number one is You think and that's where we talk about what we've been thinking about. And section number two is Group Think. And that's where we discuss what the world at large has been thinking about. Right. And then section number three is called What do you even think? And we'll get into that one. We're gonna get it. You're gonna have to stay tuned. So what are you thinking about this week, Donald?

SPEAKER_06 3:39

Well, I feel like we've barely gotten to catch up because I was just La La Land.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Oh, wait, sorry. Moonlight. Right.

SPEAKER_06 3:49

Um that was a good one. Thank you. Unclocking it. Unclocking it.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Which everyone at home, which fingers do you think clock it? It's it's it's the thumb and the middle finger touching each other.

SPEAKER_06 4:04

I saw an article today, like describe it, and by article I mean Instagram carousel. Um like explaining the clock it and the kids are saying clock it, and I'm like, oh, this is humiliating to read out loud. Um, but anyways, yeah, this is kind of a bi-coastal podcast because even though I'm not on another coast recording right now, I was on a coast.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Yeah, and tell me tell us about your journey.

SPEAKER_06 4:25

Wow, I had such a journey. I was there for the last Culturista's Culture Award. Fun for work. For work. Um I was um running the red carpet. I was, I wouldn't say I was running the red carpet. I was producing Chanel Ayon on the red carpet, and then also had a host of influencers on there, 14 other creators. It was chaotic. It was special. Let me just take you through a bit of my trip. So I get to the airport. You're already gagged. Yeah. You're already gagged. Yeah. I get to the airport. It is a Thursday morning. Ooh, is it early? Ooh, do we have to get to LA? I board my flight. I'm getting on my flight, and then I hear Donald. I turn around. Who is it? Sierra Miller. Sierra Miller from Summerhouse, My Girl. The Queen herself. It was right after a reunion had aired. So it's definitely like a lot going on in her life. And I turn around and I said, What gave it away the bald spot?

SPEAKER_05 5:22

Oh, she laughed.

SPEAKER_06 5:23

Oh, she don't have a bald spot. You just have a receding hero. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes Did you say spot? I said spot. Spot. Yeah. I said, What gave it away the bald spot? The bald spot is to your whole head, I guess. Yeah. I just like the way my hair looks is like what gave it away. Yeah. And she laughed. She said, No, it's the way you walk and talk. You know, it's like you are unique in New York. Yeah. So that was even in LA. Yeah. Even according to LA, it's like I'm really unique. Um so we hopped in the plane, going to the same place because she was going to the culture wards. Then um had a long ass flight, long ass flight. Then we get off the flight. Did you watch anything on the plane? I did. What did you watch? Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter. For real. For six hours. For six hours? That's horrifying. Well, I was also like working in the right. So I was like answering my slacks, answering my slacks. So you're working. So I was working. I was working. Um then we get off the plane. And Were you working late because you're a singer? Because I'm a singer. Um I was working, but then we were waiting by baggage claim. I'm with Sierra, and then there's like all these paparazzi waiting outside for her, and I turned into a mama prima bear. And what a mama prima bear is for the audience at home who doesn't know, I was like, I need to protect this woman. She was traveling alone. So I say, Mama Prima Bear has got this. So me and my coworker, Jenny, we said, We will grab your stuff. You just walk right into your car, head down, we got this. And we just powered through, powered through TMZ yelling things at her, Sierra Blue, Sierra Blue. And then we just threw her in a car and said, See you at the Culture Awards Queen. Goodbye. And that wasn't my first run-in with paparazzi, and it won't be my last.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Can you talk about one of the times you've run into paparazzi at a Halloween party? At a Halloween party. Yes. Yes. Can I tell the story? I would love if you did. Well, Donald got invited to can I say? You can say. Donald got invited to Chrissy Teagan's Halloween party many moons ago. And he the there was a paparazzi waiting for people coming out of their cars because there was a lot of famous people going to this party. And Donald dressed as Donald Duck in a prima Donald Duck. Yeah, prima Donald Duck. So sorry. And was, you know, it was like, oh no, like I'm about to get out of my Uber. The paparazzi are gonna like hound me. And somehow they knew, and they just he walked out of that car and they put their cameras down.

SPEAKER_06 7:47

Cameras down, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Not one person even attempted.

SPEAKER_06 7:50

Two reasons why. Number one, I did take an Uber pool. You took an Uber pool. Yeah, it's a Chris. Pre-COVID, right? This is pre-COVID. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

And luckily illegal? So the first stop. Did the pools like people in the pool be like, wait. Yeah. Or they live in LA. They probably didn't care. They had left. Like, luckily they're still first. I was lucky. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:12

So they left, but I was I was taking a risk there. I honestly didn't think that there'd be like paparazzi outside. So I was like, whatever, they'll just drop me off at this home. And then I get there and I'm in a Toyota Camry for sure.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

All I step outside, all the lenses go right down when they see a Toyota Camry. All of the lenses Oh so before you even stepped out. I think yeah, just seeing the car, they were like, which peasant lives here? Yeah. But I'm sorry, that's the car of Ubers.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Yeah, but celebrities at that party were not taking a Camry. Right. Because they weren't taking an Uber. It was humiliating. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:45

But I had a really cute look on, so I was like, you could pop her out to me here. Right. But I would have hated that. I would have been so shy. Yeah, so embarrassing. So shy. So embarrassing. So, anyways, um, I had such a fun week in LA. I was getting Chanel Ayon ready for the Culture Awards. Some of you may have seen this viral, viral TikTok now where um, you know, we kind of had a spirited debate about Waymo's. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

You haven't taken a Wayne. That actually did go viral.

SPEAKER_06 9:09

Yeah, major, huh? Yeah. Um I've never taken a Waymo, no. So I love taking a Waymo. Um, and I was taking a Waymo after a night with Chanel, and she said that it is a witch's car. Yeah. And she doesn't believe in that. And in in Africa, they would call that a witch's vehicle. Um, do you find it to be witch-like?

SPEAKER_02 9:28

No. I think it's crazy that we have invented such technology that a car can just drive on its own. Right. Um, that's probably pretty cool. I do think we could use all that time and effort to like do something that's more helpful to society. Um, like singing to a spoon or singing to a fork.

SPEAKER_06 9:48

Isn't that Lil' Marmaine?

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Yeah, singing to a fork. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

So I don't need I know what what a witch's car is because I am a sea witch.

SPEAKER_06 10:05

How much witch could a witch chuck chuck if a witch cut would? Two. Period. Um, so anyway, anyway, anyway, Waymo commented. They they entered the chat, they said it was kind of a magical interaction. Ultimately, I love taking a Waymo. They are so chill, like everyone's so quiet in them besides me. I'm playing my songs. I really like the device, and it's I put my hands up.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Can you rate your driver?

SPEAKER_06 10:30

No.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Interesting. Because it's a robot. It's a robot.

SPEAKER_06 10:34

But I put my hands up in the air, like I just don't care. Oh! If anyone's watching the podcast, you can see my pits right now, which pits are really entering the conversation again. They are in a major way. Yeah, in LA. No, I saw I've seen two things about pits today. One is Tom Holland. Yeah, yeah. Tom Holland saying that he um has hairless pits, and that's really uh people like them. And then I saw another one. Oh, this guy, Harry Joussie. Do you know him? Not yet. He said he gets a lot of messages about his pits.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

Actually, I have something for my later. Okay, anyways. Okay, so um so uh so you helped Sierra out of the paparazzi situation.

SPEAKER_06 11:16

But also she helped me.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Well, of course.

SPEAKER_06 11:19

She helped me with an amazing story for the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

Right. Um, and Chanel Ayan didn't like your robot car. Yeah. Is there any other like exciting things that happened that you went to the show? Yeah, I would say pretty major.

SPEAKER_06 11:32

Like so, Ayanna and I got ready for the Cultural Awards together. I she was getting her glam, I was getting my glam. Hers takes a little longer than mine. Um, she also was getting her hair done.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Um, maybe that's why because you don't have any hair. Exactly. Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_06 11:47

Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but her her hairstylist came two full hours late. And we were like on kind of a time project. We planned everything out like to the minute. Um, luckily, your boy over here made the schedule. And I knew there was gonna be delays, and I knew in my heart. Two hours already. So I padded it, so basically, we had over an hour in case of a buffer. Yeah, so the hair person just had to move fast, but it was getting really intense because it was like, okay, we do need to go within the hour, and the hair person isn't here, and we do need this too. So Ayan is calling um another housewife who who set her up with the hair person, and she's like, Can you contact this woman? This woman wasn't responding. She said her phone died, and then when she got there, she wasn't like really apologetic.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

Weird.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

Yeah, like I don't know. What do you think about being late? Is that what do you think?

SPEAKER_02 12:41

It's not okay to be late. Don't ever be late.

SPEAKER_06 12:44

Yeah, I'm so glad to hear you say that. Yeah, it's so refreshing.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

A fact of life.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Oh, really? Yeah. So then, wait, we took so we finally got Ayan ready. We took a sprinter van there, which I would didn't know was happening. I was like, oh my god, we have to recreate a Salt Lake City moment. And then Ayan is wearing like a 200-pound crystal gown. She looks like a literal supermodel. Then we get to the event.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Isn't she literally a supermodel? Yeah, literally. Yeah. So she was she was she remained a supermodel.

SPEAKER_06 13:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, we get to the venue and uh I was like, okay, I'll go get our credentials. And they're like, um, do you have an ID for her? I was like, for that woman right there? No, I I don't have an ID for her. They're like, unfortunately, without an ID, we can't let her in. And I was like To what? To what? To work the red carpet.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

To the job. That's it. To the job.

SPEAKER_06 13:41

And I was like, can you look at her? She's a princess from Dubai. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

And they're like, and then I was like They don't have like her face on a thing. Right.

SPEAKER_06 13:48

So I was like, here, like, here, here is her. Yeah. If you go Google her. And they're like, oh, you should go over to the talent tent. I was like, but then I did, and they're like, we don't have her listed under talent. Um, is there an I was like, okay, I don't know whose mistake this is, but that woman needs to go in like right now. And we're standing, we're standing outside in the heat. I'm like, I don't want her makeup to run. We just did this for hours. And they're like, is there like any way you can go back and get her ID? And I'm like, no, no, I'm sorry. So I was like, okay, Karen over here needs to speak to the manager. Yeah. I need to speak to a manager, I need to speak to a high up. And finally, someone with common sense came over and they're like, oh, obviously that woman can go in. Yeah. I'm like, she's not just here to like party, like she's she's literally like here to work. Yeah. And just like in a huge gap. She's been hired to work. Yeah. So then we finally we get her there. We're like, it happened. We got her in. And I was like, Ayan, you have 15 minutes before this carpet. And then um we will start. She's like, Great, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I get a phone call, and I just hear, Donald, it's an emergency. We need um Aion's backup outfit, and she brought a second outfit for later. Yeah, we need it, and then I hear in the background, no, no, no, just tell him I need underwear, I just need underwear, no worries. And I was like, What has happened to this woman? So I'm sitting there like uh I bring like a backup suitcase that she had with her, and I'm like thinking through my head, like, what could she need underwear for? Like, does she pee her pants? Like, what happened? I get there and the whole back of her dress ripped open and her bottom was out. Yeah. I have 15 minutes. Right. I was like, uh um. That's showbiz, baby. Baby, that is showbiz. And I was like, what do we do right now? And she's like, oh no, I want to wear this dress. I love this dress. I was like, we do have a backup one. And she's like, no, I'm wearing this. And so I was like, uh, okay, well, we're at a TV show, so there must be a wardrobe department. Yeah. So I started running around backstage. I was like, is there wardrobe? Is there wardrobe? I find a wardrobe department, and I was like, Can you um help me with this glamorous woman from Dubai? And they're like, of course. So we bring her over, and there's four people who are stitching the hell out of her to get her together. It is like wild. And it's also the backstage for the show. So all these people are running back and forth. They're in the middle of a dress rehearsal. I bump into As they're stitching her together. As they're stitching her together, because it's also where they're getting people in and out of wardrobe for the costume. I bump into Matt and Bowen, who are like, hi, it's my first time seeing them. It's like, hi, they're like, How are you? I was like, honestly, in the middle of a legit crisis, because Ayan's dress broke in half. But guess what? Show business. Show business.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

And she was able to get there within the 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 16:36

Yes, yes, and thank God for it. And by the time you see this podcast, you still won't have seen the Last Culture's Culture Awards or their red carpet clips, but it is on June 17th at 9 p.m. on Bravo and Simulcasting on Peacock.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

Swipe up, swipe up.

SPEAKER_06 16:54

So yeah, so, anyways, LA was like crazy kooky. That was like really fun adrenaline. I'm glad it was like a fun story after the fact. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Oh, yeah. Well, it's it's not fun unless it goes well. Right. Um, I think that your past as an NBC page and as an executive assistant really helped you for that moment.

SPEAKER_06 17:14

A hundred percent. I was like, okay, I I know something can be done here.

SPEAKER_02 17:18

I just don't know exactly what's good that she brought a backup dress. She did.

SPEAKER_06 17:22

She did, but she did not want to wear that on the carpet. Understood. Um, and she had to wear that for the award show because she couldn't see the her dress was a standing dress only. Right. So it was all made of crystals. So we had to like do a quick change after the carpet and get her changed into this other dress, which was chaotic. Um, but anyways, it was just like the most fun night ever. I kept looking around, being like, this is my exact dream of life. Like the people were in the carpet, it was like an insane mix of like housewives, giggly squad, who are my girls, Lisa Coudro, Will Farrell, Pikachu, Miss Piggy.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Um, I've Miss Piggy is literally my dream. Oh my god. Um, I feel like you don't even know about like my Muppets obsessed. I don't know about your Muppets.

SPEAKER_06 18:03

Can you tell me more?

SPEAKER_02 18:04

I growing up, I was obsessed with the Muppets, and I used to just watch them all the time. I watch every single Muppet movie every year. Yeah, why don't you marry them? Well, it's illegal to marry an animal. Um, hmm. Uh Gonzo probably got that thing going on because that big nose, you know? That crazy nose. He's kind of weird, but you have a crazy nose. Yeah, and I got that thing going on. Oh yeah. Uh I feel like, you know, Kermit is stable and kind of sexy, and he's a producer. Fuck Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

Kermit, Miss Piggy, or the Cookie Monster. Is that the wrong one?

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Um he's Sesame Street, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 18:46

Who's another Muppet?

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Name a Muppet. Uh Gonzo, Grover, uh Bolaphagus. Oh no, that's sorry, that's a Sesame Street. Sesame Street, they're still like part of the Muppets. They are. Yeah, it's all the same. I guess I'm not sure for male. Yeah, I can tell. Oh, Cookie Monster? Yeah. Well, it's easy because. Oh, so let's do three maps. Oh, wait, Cookie Monster? Yeah. Kermit or Elmo. Or animal. Elmo's a child. Animal. There's a there's someone named Animal. No. Okay, no. Um, okay, or Elmo. Well, Elmo's a child, and I don't want to end up on the Epstein file, so I would say kill Elmo. Sorry. Oh, so you would rather you would rather commit murder on a child. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

Good.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

Right.

SPEAKER_06 19:27

That was a test.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

Yeah. Um, I would like to marry Kermit and fuck Cookie Monster. Because Cookie Monster, even though he's probably like a little, always has like a little bit of indigestion. Right. I feel like he would be a good time in the bedroom. But that's why you're going to be a good one. We have a very special guest walking in right now. Oh, beow, beom, beam. Okay. Our sometimes producer Peter just went on a bike ride and came back.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

We have a kind of shocking update about him. We have a shocking update, which is that he said, Yeah. He said, Okay, you guys start your podcast. I'm gonna go on a bike ride because if I'm here for your podcast, I will fall asleep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

So if you guys feel like we kind of lull you to sleep as well, please let us know in the comments.

SPEAKER_06 20:06

I mean, some of my favorite podcasts do lull me to sleep. Like when I was just traveling. Yeah, I was in LA. Yeah, yeah, I was in LA. Yeah, I was in a hotel. Sweet gone. Um, I uh I would listen to podcasts to fall asleep, and it's kind of nice. And once I get to know a podcast, which now we're episode eight, you know? This is eight hours of eight. Episode you ate that, honey. You ate that. Yeah. Um we have eight hours of content that people can really sift through and go to bed too and you're really rounding up there. And we're looking at you at home if you've gone to sleep to our shows. No, more people than I expected. More people than I expected, which was zero. Yeah, yeah. People keep saying how much they love our podcast, though.

SPEAKER_02 20:45

They do. People are coming up to me and saying Do they mean it?

SPEAKER_06 20:48

I don't know. You think? Yeah. Um, I kind of think that like they've seen that we're doing a podcast, and that's what they're saying.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

Yeah, and I don't think that most of the people are actually listening to it.

SPEAKER_06 20:59

Correct. Yeah, which is the right thing to do. Yeah. Which, first of all, I if you're listening to this, I disagree with you. What are you doing? Thank you so much. Um, you're just kidding. Yeah, and we're honestly so grateful like to build this community with you eight episodes in is like kind of crazy. But you're I never thought we would make it to episode eight. I always knew we would. I don't know. I kind of thought seven would be our lucky number. It is, because that was my birthday show. I feel like you were thinking about.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Um I was I'm thinking about my birthday. Oh, how was it? Oh, it was good and you weren't there, hon. We were there. It was so good. You were in a la la land.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

Oh, I was in LA at a glamorous award show at a hotel, eating room service. And what were you doing? Having a birthday, please.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Um, my birthday was incredible. I woke up, I got breakfast. Yeah, oh, you're jealous of the waking up. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And I woke up like happy because usually I wake up feeling like, how does this happen to me again? Right. I love to sleep and I love to be throughout the day. But when I wake up, I always am sad. But anyway, I woke up feeling happy. I went and got uh breakfast with plasma as this cute The Drag Queen Plasma. No, I'm the drag queen or Celicity. Oh. And we I went and got breakfast with her, and our waiter was a cute twink gay guy.

SPEAKER_06 22:23

And we I mean say twink, about what age?

SPEAKER_02 22:26

So he's a cute twink gay guy, and he was and he was wearing this like amounch.

SPEAKER_06 22:31

He's giving elmo about how young he is.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

He was wearing like a French kind of like suit outfit that they put him in, the uniform, and he looked older in the outfit, I will say. Um, but he was really flirting with us, and we were having such a good time. Taylor Plasma put um my number on the thing, and then he texted me, and we ended up going on a date on Wednesday. That's so romantic. Yeah, so I literally got like a date on my birthday. How was the date? It was really fun, honestly. Really? It was really fun. Where'd you go? We went to this like speakeasy near me. That's it's like a casual speakeasy. But it was on the night of the Knicks game, and so they were I've never I've been in this bar a bunch of times, I've never seen them play anything on the TV, let alone sports. Right. I didn't even know the TV worked. It like it's a very old television. I thought it was decorational, right?

SPEAKER_06 23:19

I was on a plane during that game, and people kept cheering, like, whoa! But I didn't know what's going on because I was watching Bagonia, and then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, I thought we were going down. But I was like, why are you all so happy about that? Right. But then they were uh for the Knicks team.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Uh for the team. It was the big game. It was a big game. Um okay, so did you get it? But then you guys watched it. We actually kind of like had to, and it was kind of fun. Like for the first time ever, I thought sports were fun.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

Were you rooting for the Knicks?

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Yeah, New York, New York. Oh. I also, it was against San Antonio, and that's where my ex is from. So it was like really nice to destroy them. You'd love to see them suffer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:59

Them just San Antonians.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Yeah, in general. Uh so but yeah, so but it was just like a really easy date, very fun talking points. I talking points. Very fun, just like to chat with him. I did find out his age, which was much younger than I expected. What would you say? But I would say, wow.

SPEAKER_06 24:14

Was it is it 23? One more. 24. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

That's um Plaza said that um the youngest you can date. Plaza said the youngest you can date is half your age plus seven. And what is that? 24.

SPEAKER_06 24:28

Unfortunately, as your best friend, like I have to say, like, it's gonna have to be 27, 28, 29, and uh I would honestly prefer older. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Hey, if you're a gay guy listening to this, that maybe or someone that knows someone, like 24 is five. I deserve a good guy.

SPEAKER_06 24:45

We're 10 years older.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 24:47

That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like I would never judge my friends. He's turning 25 in October. That's humiliating. That's even worse. Yeah, it is. But you I'm glad you had a fun date. Um, you could never see this man again.

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Oh, I can't wait to see him again. So, oh, Mike.

SPEAKER_06 25:03

Oh, oh, Murder on the mic just came off. So, my dear friend and best friend, Michael. That's me.

SPEAKER_02 25:13

You better not call me Michael when I'm up in this Ursula situation, honey. Okay, I'm not Michael, I am Ursula the Sea Witch, and I will put a spell on you.

SPEAKER_06 25:23

Well, I just can't imagine Ursula dating such young men. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 25:27

All that she does is like steal people's souls.

SPEAKER_06 25:29

Yeah, but she's definitely age appropriate souls.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

I I don't think that that Ariel was age appropriate. I don't think so, honey, dating such young people, honey. Um, okay, I just because you w did one show with them, suddenly you're them. Um, I uh think I mean I think that I don't have a tendency. I did hook up with Twink Tyler, and I would probably say that we did date because we went on multiple dates and we were like kind of talking long distance. Right. Um, but I would not say that it's a tendency. This was the second time. I think a tendency would be three or more.

SPEAKER_06 26:03

You know, when say people say like, oh, pick on someone your own size. That applies to twinks. Leave them alone.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

He's taller than me. That's humiliating. He's six foot.

SPEAKER_06 26:13

No, okay. So you want to continue with this um French twink.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

He's not French. Oh, he just was like, he's from Venezuela, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:20

Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:22

French passing.

SPEAKER_02 26:23

Definitely French passing, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:25

What are you passing as?

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Ursula the Seawitch. I thought you were gonna say gas. Um so yeah, so that's how my birthday started.

SPEAKER_06 26:36

Even men who dress as women fart.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

Okay. Men. Women. A drag queen. Um, so it started like that, and then I went to a workout class with your husband. We had the best time. It was Barry's boot camp, and you have to like run, run, run. Right. And there was a point where I thought, I can't. Really? But I I kept pushing through. And it was really fun. I felt great after I went to one of my favorite um brunches. And also, no one let me pay for any of my meals on my birthday. It was so nice, including your husband. And I, yeah, I thought that was really fucking kind. That is so sweet.

SPEAKER_06 27:09

And then I have a sweet husband who's a keeper. He's a real one. He is. Okay. And if he's anywhere near us right now, I hope he's gonna be a good one. He probably falls asleep. He's probably we're gonna wake him up from a nap so he can know what a good guy he is.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

Yeah. Um, and then I did a little writing, honey, and then it was like a perfect birthday. I had dinner. It's beautiful. Gay guy dinner. Yeah. Uh and plus DT. Plus DT. Yeah. Gayguy dinner plus DT. Oh. And at Ariba Reba, our favorite place in the world, and we had so much frozen margarita in those big, big, like fishbowl-esque cups.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

We have plans at Ariba Reba with a very special guest soon. And guess what? We'll talk about that on the podcast once it happens.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

Okay. Yeah, we do. We do both too? Yeah. Do I know about this?

SPEAKER_06 27:54

Yes, honey. They recorded an audiobook recently. We're going to celebrate. You'll hear more on the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah. Let's see if it happens. So it will happen. Everything happens for a reason. Everything happens for a reason.

SPEAKER_06 28:07

Yeah, and everything you can do, I can do better.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

Anything you can do.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

Anything you think I can think better. I can think anything better than you. Think, think, think. Think thing think, thing, thing. Thing, thing, thing, thing, think. Thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

What did you guys think of that?

SPEAKER_02 28:24

I loved it.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

Was it terribly good?

SPEAKER_02 28:26

It was really good. I I have some more things I've been thinking about. Do you have more things you're thinking about? I don't know if I was like, let's do one each. Let's do one each. Okay. I just had my show Pankaki last night, which I and then I have one after. Okay, sorry. I uh did you have a fun time?

SPEAKER_06 28:40

At Pankaki? Yeah. I sure did. Okay. I was I was no, no, I loved it. I was coming in from an annoying situation where I was supposed to be meeting someone for dinner from six to seven, and I said that's all the time that I have. Yeah. And that they were so late. This is a theme in my life. People come late to my things.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 28:58

Um, they were so late that they missed the entire thing, and I had left work as early as I possibly could. So I was coming in a little hot.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:05

I was coming a little hot.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Hopefully, did the show relief any of that?

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Once that whipped cream came out, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

I knew we were in good hands. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Hands. Good hands. Um, I thought it was really fun, and I feel like it was a great crowd, and people were really laughing, laughing, laughing.

SPEAKER_06 29:23

Yeah, also I was drinking Cosmos, and then guess what? Cosmos are back. Cosmos are back.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

It is Cosmo Summer Honey. Honey, Carrie Bradshaw is here right now, and Cosmos are back. I just feel fabulous. Uh so that show is really fun. Pride is back amongst us. And I want to say if you are a baby drag queen listening to this, or or just a drag queen in general, if you have a gig outside, make sure to put sunscreen on underneath your makeup before you do your face. I want to make sure to say that. Make sure to drink a lot of water. Water's major. Yeah, and you don't have to wear heels all like like to um I mean you do have to wear heels. Like you literally have to wear heels. Yeah. But if you're in the Pride Parade, feel free to like pack your heels and also pack like a nice pair of hokas.

SPEAKER_06 30:07

This is your housewife's tagline. Break a leg, not in these heels, honey.

SPEAKER_02 30:11

Oh, I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_06 30:12

That's Erica Danes. Oh, really? Yeah. When she was in Chicago. Yeah. That was good though. Oh, wow. That was really good.

SPEAKER_02 30:18

Good for her. I thought you came up with that just now. Um, I one time I did Suzanne Barsh had a float in the Pride Parade. Yeah. And she was wearing like seven-inch heels. I had heels in my bag, but I wore hokas. Oh. I didn't wear hokas because it was before hokas. Um, but I wore flats and she looked at me up and down and was like, is that what you're wearing? And she and I was on the the top of the thing. I didn't have to walk at all. She walked the entire parade in seven-inch heels. That's insane. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:48

Feet of steel. Speaking of feet, my my toesies are out right now, but hopefully the audience can't see.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

I will, I think at points they've been able to see if you're listening to the couple of things.

SPEAKER_06 30:58

But like luckily, I did get a manny petty today. So they're really looking clean. Yeah. Is that what you've been thinking about? Oh no. What I've been thinking about is Oh my god, you guys. I know all I've been talking about is my glamorous celebrity life in Los Angeles. But let me tell you something a little more personal, okay? Uh-oh. Something like the personal political. I'm gonna and I'm gonna do that. Yeah. So I went to this incredible venue in LA called the Eagle. Oh, is it fabulous? Yeah. Um, the Eagle is known for older men. Um Leather daddies. Leather daddies, stuff like that. Harry. So we're gonna go to we're on our way to go to this place, hot dog, hot diggity dog, which is a gay party on Sundays. We're like, okay, we'll start at the Eagle, have like two drinks, and then go. So we go there, we go there. At one point, there's a man. Oh my god, there's a lot of pit convo. Hey, pit crew! Okay. So, anyways, this guy's like standing with his arm up. His arm, his pit is up, and I could smell it wafting from like truly across the room. Smell it positive, smell it, negative. Negative, negative, but it was like it was like an intense sketch, intense. But he was standing so proudly with his arm out that I was like, I think he wants to like attract people with his musk or something. Yeah, I think so, yeah. Um, and me and my friends were looking around like, oh I'm sorry, body odor that's smelly is not hot to me. Like a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

But yeah. And uh your husband and I, we were dressers for Black Cherries competition. Um, it was in Brooklyn. Yeah. And walking through the crowd at points, I'm like, girls, let's let's put on deodorant. I know that we want to wear like the aluminum free shit, but we can't. We really can't. Unfortunately, and also it's like the stuff that you're doing in the bathroom at this bar and you're worried about aluminum deodorant, get real.

SPEAKER_06 32:50

Literally, like you put way worse in, on, and around your bodies. So, anyways, then we're like, okay, it's time to leave. We're walking, walking. Now, I didn't really look at who the smell was coming from. Then we bump into this group of guys, there's three guys, and I'm like, hey friends, you obviously came from the same place, you're these daddies, and I was like, let's walk together. So we were walking, one of them puts his arm around me as he's doing it. I'm like, it's a guy. He puts his arm around me, and we're kind of walking for a little bit, and he's like, Okay, bye, bye. And then we go into an airwan for a snack. Fine. I walk away, and I'm like, You stink. No, like I cannot explain what my I understand. Yeah. It was the most vile, disgusting smell in the entire planet Earth. I'm in an air one, I'm trying to look at Buffalo cauliflower, but no, all I could smell is my smelly arm, which is this other man's smelly arm. And so my friends are like, my friend Ben was trying to show me Erwan, all of the nice products that they have. He's like, Oh, you should get this, you should get this. And I was like, Ben, smell my arm. And he was like, vomiting, vomiting, vomiting. So I run to a bathroom and I just start washing it with soap and water. I did a hoe bath. I wash it with soap and water. There are all these people coming in and out. I was like, I'm sorry, I don't want to be doing this either. Like, it's disgusting. I kept washing it. It still smells horrible. I had to go into a random aisle of air one. It's totally fine now, don't worry. I had to put on lotions for the oceans, like just to make it better.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

The ocean, that's where I live. Oh my God. It's great.

SPEAKER_06 34:30

You just have to play. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:32

It's like five squids a day. Yes, five squids a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I just have to sing a little song, sing a little diddy, and they're fine with it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:41

So, anyways, um, it was disgusting. It was so horrible. So, just this is a PSA, a prima essay for anyone listening. Do not let old, smelly men put their arm around you in any capacity unless you want to smell like their musk.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

I would say anyone that smells bad, don't let them put their arm around you.

SPEAKER_06 35:01

True, it's not about not to be ageist on the age. Oh, wait. Speaking of ageist, I'm about to be ageist in our groupthink. Oh, wow. So let's transition to group think. Um, I think I'm about to be ageist on our podcast.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Okay, well, let's piggyback off of what you just did and get onto that.

SPEAKER_06 35:21

Um Madonna. Oh my. Madonna.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

What are you saying?

SPEAKER_06 35:28

Did you see any clips from her performance in Times Square?

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Not like really. So Madonna did a grinder spawn con thing and did a full like performance in Times Square. And Donald saw the clips and doesn't she have a thing right now, also where your grinder turns into Madonna or something? Yeah. What is it? Can you explain that to the folks in high school? Um, I basically they've changed the icon to be like pink, and you can make your whole thing like a Madonna background, and instead of the brup, you it's like a Madonna noise.

SPEAKER_06 36:00

I mean, honestly, that's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah. So she has a new album, and so yeah, she did a pop-up show in Times Square. I was actually city biking through yesterday and was like, why is it so wild here? Turns out it was for Madonna. Now, I love Madonna. You know, I'm I'm a gay man. Yeah. You know, I'm a gay man of a you know younger age than like Madonna's core fans, I would say, but still, I'm a gay man. I love so much of her music, so much of her work, and I always root for her in every capacity. Say what you're gonna say, let the words come out. I'm gonna let the words come out. She the clips that I saw felt like, oh no. I kind of wanted to protect her. Like she looked like too elderly to be doing that. Her body wasn't moving correctly. Um, it looked and felt uncomfortable to me. That being said, she is so confident and fabulous, and she looks amazing, but it was uncomfortable to say the least, from my opinion. Now, if you saw this at home and feel differently, please. Or if you saw it live. Yeah, and let me and let me just say, like, again, I'm rooting for her, I want the best for her, and I hope that she continues to succeed and thrive. And I think women at any age or men at any age can really thrive in certain things. Um, but this was a tough watch.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Yeah, I mean, I kind of felt that way during her Super Bowl performance as well, which was a long time ago. And one remember World Pride? There was a party on the pier, and Madonna did like a pop-up performance. Yeah, it was like three songs, but it was really good. And I remember making out with this guy that I'm actually friends with now and thinking, like, I have found love today. Oh my god. But I realized it was just Madonna and fireworks, like literal fireworks. Speaking of guys you've made out with and then became friends with.

SPEAKER_06 37:53

Can you tell us where you got this outfit?

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Yeah, thank you so much. That was the one thing I was forgetting to.

SPEAKER_06 37:59

I'm an amazing host. Yeah, you are an amazing host. I keep all this information in this. And I'm an amazing guest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

And so thank you so much for asking. I'm wearing this Ursula Seawitch costume, and there are some tentacles if you're listening. And the tentacles were actually made by a former uh guy that I dated, I would say.

SPEAKER_06 38:18

I would say hooked up with.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

I would say dated. If you have to break up with someone we dated, and I also asked him, and he said that we dated. Okay. So and I yeah, we definitely dated. Um, and he is a dentist, but he sews his own costumes. And so he was Ursula for Halloween and he gave me this, and that's why I am Ursula today.

SPEAKER_06 38:36

Sometimes gay people, like not drag queens, just gay people will have things like an Ursula costume laying around.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Right. Every gay person, I think this is true for every single one, has a costume closet or costume box of some kind where they just have random things that they might need for a themed party, a Halloween, uh, any kind of situation. They they have something. Usually it's like a box under their bed at least. Yeah. Yeah. Every single gay person has that.

SPEAKER_06 39:03

And that's just true. Yeah. Ask your gay senators. Yeah. I'm looking at you, Lindsay Graham. So, anyways, um, that was one thing that I was group thinking about. That the group was thinking about it. That was a group was thinking about.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

Another thing that the group is thinking about is I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 39:20

Karamo Brown. Karamo Brown.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Did you see any of his interview? I have seen like just a twinge of clip. And initially, when I saw all of this happening, I was like, he's really trying to like continue his 15 minutes. Yeah. And I found out to be cringe. Right. But then I saw one clip where he was talking about in the first season of Queer Eye, they had there was a a hero, which is like the the straight person that they're making over, um, was a police officer. Yeah. And they had they told Kurama, like, you have to drive the car. And then they had this police officer pull him over and then be like, oh no, I'm your hero. And it was like, oh ha ha. But he's like, they wanted to see me like scared as a black person driving this car to be the only black cast member um driving this car and like get that reaction. And so I I was like, okay, I understand why you're speaking out.

SPEAKER_06 40:20

So I didn't see that part, um, which that is horrible. Yeah. And two things can be true. Yeah. So um he also, well, why do you think he was um sharing all this information about um why do you think he's coming out with this story right now?

SPEAKER_02 40:34

I think because the show got canceled and he wants to say relevant.

SPEAKER_06 40:39

Yes, and and because of a reason that you're gonna say. He is launching an AI wellness app. Stop. Where it's like AI of his voice, and you go on and it's like hi Michael, that's the worst thing I've ever heard about. So it's all to promote this AI wellness app. That's horrible. Guess what the price point is? One bajillion dollars. $15 a month for this AI version of Kuramo to talk to you and be like, hey, you're okay, you're enough. No, and apparently it doesn't even work according to the podcast Who Weekly, our competitors in the business. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Not our competitors, but more of our um sisters.

SPEAKER_06 41:16

Right, sisters, sisters, and we all work together. And we're all in one group chat. Yeah. But they were saying that they downloaded it uh for work, you know? Yeah. Um and it it didn't even work.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Okay, but something that is tea that came out of these. Well, it's funny because um, oh, you you're not watching hacks right now. No, I'm behind because I liked whenever a show ends that I love, it like takes me a while to watch the finale. But there was an episode where someone was asking Deborah Vance to like put all of her info like all of her material, like company material into AI so that and they would like pay her for her likeness, yeah, so that people that are like writing a speech for their wedding could like use the jokes and vibe of her. And that was like a whole plot point, and it was very much like disparaging that idea. And girl was sort of like, hey girl, I mean, that's just like an easy book, yeah. I have another thing I want to say about this whole fucking AI bullshit, but keep going.

SPEAKER_06 42:12

Well, two things. Number one, just speaking of hacks, like one of the most incredible things you're gonna see. Speaking of the last co Teresa's culture awards, and this is a tease, is Ayan's interview with Meg Stalter. It is one of the most chaotic insane things you'll ever see. That's one thing. Yes. Um, second thing is so basically with with Karama, he had a lot of things to say about the show. First, he was like speaking extremely vaguely. He's like, behaviors happened that were unacceptable. Right. That was the first thing I saw.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

I was like, Can you? So Kuromo is just trying to get clickbait so that people will buy his product. Right. Is what I'm the story that I watched and heard that is horrible. Yes, agree. And as we said, it's yeah, I just I don't know, he always seems a little disingenuous to me.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

Correct. And it's not just because what his face looks like now could that he had bucko fat removal. Yeah, and he had like a whole issue with that that I saw that clip too. One other thing that I learned though is that basically when they were just casting for Queer Eye, or they were just about to start production, I guess he had like some sort of fling with one of the guys who he didn't name, one of the Fab Five, and then someone else reported it as sexual harassment. And then they looked into it. It wasn't the one who it happened with, it was someone else saw it, someone else on set or something like that, and it was reported as sexual harassment. He was cleared of the charges, but he didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 43:34

He thought the guy had one of the fab five had like reported him, whoever that happened with.

SPEAKER_06 43:42

So then Caramo was basically saying or he felt that one of the Fab Five had had like turned him in um or or said accused him of that. Yeah. So they started the Fab Five, like when they started the show, there was awkward vibes because of this tension. And so that never really like got fixed. Which is yikes.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

That is yikes. Um, and as he said, behaviors behaved and things happened and happenings were were done.

SPEAKER_06 44:10

No, we've only had one guest on the show. It was straight Luke. Yeah. Do you think we need gay caramo on to uh promote his app? I'm sure he would be desperate to do that.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

Uh yeah. I I also saw that like Anthony spoke out against queer eye filming as well. So maybe some shitty things did happen. I mean, I think. Anthony is also promoting something right now.

SPEAKER_06 44:28

Keep going.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

No one's genuine anymore.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

Wait, we should start complaining about things to get promo. Yeah. Um, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

Like I don't I like to to sub, we just need to spill some tea. We need to spill some tea. And I feel like you did a little bit with the like Ion's dress breaking. Yeah, that was major behind the scenes tea. Uh I want to talk about the AI of it all. So when I went to Hot Dog when I was in La La Land, LA, the party hot dog, I met this guy that they a bunch of gay guys were talking about something called vibe coding, which is where you you I don't know, type into AI and it will like help you make something. So they were trying to make talking about making apps. Um, and so like they'll vibe code an app. And they one of them was talking about how he like wanted to take something that already existed and just sell it for less and give the people that are like putting their like something like Substack. Right. He was he was asked because I was like, I just got a Substack, and he's like, Oh, how much does it pay you? Like what percentage? He's like, Yeah, I want to do that, but less. And like, like, like charge less like you get more, yeah, so that it incentivize the consumer to go on to you instead. So it's like you just don't want to come up with any new idea. You just want to get to like do it, be do Substack, but give the person writing just like a bunch of percent more. No, that's insane. Such such trash right there. It's such trash. Honestly, people are gonna forget how to think. Yeah, how do you think? And that's why we have this podcast because we always maybe we don't know how to think, but we'll always try our best.

SPEAKER_06 46:10

That being said, if some AI company wants to license our voice, uh and we can be like No, I I honestly wouldn't do it. I would do it.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

I wouldn't do it. I would do it for a dollar. No. Because even if it were like a lot of money, then your voice, like, then it doesn't know your voice is done.

SPEAKER_06 46:26

At least if I had an AI Michael friend, they would be on time because they'd be in my computer. I've been so good recently.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

So good recently. And moving forward, what else are you thinking about? I mean, we're kind of in group things. Yeah, we're not gonna go. We're kind of in group thing. We're kind of in group things.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:53

Since this is our second of for pride episodes, since this is our second of pride episode, it's corporate pride, honey, and I wanna play a game with you.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Okay, let's play it. So I'm gonna get it on my computer, but because I forgot to do this during Pankaki, it was an option that I chose not to do. Uh I'm gonna say a corporate pride slogan, and you're gonna tell me what I was speaking of AI, a great piggyback off of that. I'm gonna say it is a real marketing campaign, and you're gonna say whether it's real or AI.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

This is an incredible game.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

The US Marines putting out an ad with a helmet, rainbow bullets that says proud to serve. Is that real or AI?

SPEAKER_06 47:50

That's really good. I'm gonna say AI because um of like don't ask, don't tell.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

Don't ask, don't tell, right. Yeah. So unfortunately it was real. Wow. Yeah, it obviously, I think it was during like Obama's time with president. Um, yeah. So that was real.

SPEAKER_06 48:06

I mean, the slogan is great. I would probably get rid of like the rainbow bullets.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

I'd also say, like, with all that don't ask, don't tell, maybe we're not proud to save.

SPEAKER_06 48:14

You mean we're not proud to save.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Yeah. Um, next one. Chipotle, a rainbow burrito with the slogan homo stas. I know that is true. Exactly. Because we got all these gift certificates. Yeah. I remember. Wait, there was a summer when we were like 24, I would say. Um like the guys you date. Yeah, exactly. That's the truth. Uh um, where we were 24 and we went to the Pride Parade. And this is when like companies really were like so excited for the gay boat. They were actually putting their money where their mouths were. Yeah, we're putting our money where our mouths were. And Chipotle was giving out so many like burritos, or was it like a buy one, get one?

SPEAKER_06 48:53

It was it was a 50% off coupon. Yeah, but like we got like a hundred of them.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

Yeah, we got a hundred of them. Yeah, we used to meet at Chipotle in the middle of the day and both get a burrito, and we would split the price of one burrito. It was incredible.

SPEAKER_06 49:07

Pretty much from Pride Until the Next Summer.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

And they said homoestas. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

Um, okay, next one. Home Depot released a limited edition Rainbow Hammer with the slogan, nail whoever you want.

SPEAKER_06 49:22

No, they did not. They are not uh that edgy. You're right.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Okay, Teletubbies, they released a line of Pride March that said, Big hugs, big love.

SPEAKER_06 49:35

It kind of sounds real.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

It is real, yeah. Uh I guess it's real. And they released now. Hey, Tel Aviv has a really fun pride, I think what I've heard. Yes, I I have heard that. Uh uh pink washing. So I'm going to do like uh three more. Go ahead. IKEA released a bisexual couch that has the words.

SPEAKER_00 50:03

When you change or to end, nobody believes you.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

And it had handprints all over it with the bisexual flag colors. Real or AI made.

SPEAKER_06 50:14

That is obviously fake.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Unfortunately, that is 100% real. What? Yeah, that's a real couch.

SPEAKER_06 50:20

Who needs a bisexual couch besides? Bisexual people. Yeah, I am binder again.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

No, I don't I don't think she would be that tacky though with this um kind of a couch. True.

SPEAKER_06 50:30

Yeah. She may be bisexual.

SPEAKER_04 50:31

She just on the couch as a bisexual. Right.

SPEAKER_00 50:38

Okay, moving on.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

We have one of your favorite companies ever, Subway. They released a special LGBT uh, it was called a Pride Foot Long, and it was lettuce guacamole bacon tomato with the slogan size matters, but love wins.

SPEAKER_06 51:02

I honestly feel like this could be a thing.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

No, they didn't do that, but there was a company that did release an LGBT sandwich for Friday. That's why I thought I was like Lenin thing. Okay, and this technically, I mean, the AI stuff I did kind of edit. Uh I did ask AI to make them, but they didn't do a good enough job. So I kind of like edited.

SPEAKER_06 51:21

That's why we need humans. Yeah. LGBTQIA plus humans. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 51:26

And so to make these quizzes. Right. Right. Um I mean, we do need some help in getting there. No, I think I could have probably done it myself. It would take a lot of time. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I thought I thought it was a funny joke that it's like corporate pride or AI coming from. Right, right, right, right. Like or a robot. Right. But okay. And our last one of the day is Duolingo released an Instagram post of the green owl duo in a leather harness.

SPEAKER_06 51:54

Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting it. They're a lot of fun, Duolingo Social, but I don't see them putting a leather harness on it.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Is that your final answer? Yeah. You are correct. And that one I did not edit at all. AI came up with that. Is that incredible? That was corporate pride or AI. Congratulations, Donald. You won one high five. Wait, that's incredible.

SPEAKER_06 52:24

I really loved that game. Thank you. All right, now I'm gonna quiz you. You think? I do. Wow. All right, let's go on to our final segment. Okay, and that is called We Even Think. Where basically, I know so much about reality shows. Um, you know so much about Broadway about theater. Yeah. So I'm gonna give you a name of someone in the reality space. You're gonna do that about Broadway theater, something like that, drag queens. And we kind of have to guess what we think about that. I have my person. Hit me.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

The name is Harry Joussy, and your time starts now. I believe that you talked about this person earlier, and I'm glad that you brought them up because I'm an expert. How Harry Jousy is uh the host of a jousting competition of a reality series where they try to find America's next top medieval night. Right. And be so there's a lot, there's these things called medieval times, and they always have like a big jousting ceremony. Oh that's the biggest like thing of the whole event. So they decided to turn this into a reality series. And Harry Jousty, Harry Jousty is the host of these events, and his real last name is honestly not known, but he was such a good jouster that he's called Harry Jousty. And 10 seconds. He is just such a good host. And he was thought of to replace the host of Survivor, but they decided to go with Mr. Beast instead.

SPEAKER_06 53:59

And that's time. Wait, you were literally one word off. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you about Harry Jassy. Oh wow, and I can see a picture of him, and he's very handsome. Yeah. Um, so let me tell you about Harry Josey. So he's an Australian-born um they call him an actor model entrepreneur. I would say reality star. Yeah. He first became famous in 2020 for premiere for appearing on Netflix's Too Hot to Handle.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

Okay. Is that the one where you have to like not hook up?

SPEAKER_06 54:26

Yeah. Okay. He appeared on that, and that's like kind of like what he got known for.

SPEAKER_02 54:31

How do you know so many reality TV show people? I don't even know. That's crazy. I don't even know. Because these aren't even like the shows you watch.

SPEAKER_06 54:39

I know, but that one I know because he's all over TikTok now, and he's like not specifically clear if he has some bi tendencies, but it's like hot, you know? Yeah, he's like, he's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

So he decided to do a gay baiter for um.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, do you want to look up? Okay, please tell me who Choco Valio Lacksonin is.

SPEAKER_06 55:11

Honey, honey. I know the lactate people when I meet them. So it's all about lactate. The first ever, first ever musical about the lactate product. That's why they're named that. That's why, and the name sounds really long, confusing, but if you just boil it down, and I mean boil it down to lactate, it really makes sense. So, yeah, they did the first um lactate musical, and then we're all like, move, move, vover milk. It's time for lactate. And it really was big in the south because you think that they like only whole milk, you know, they like cows, farm animals. No, they also like lactate. Some people have have Jewish bowels like we do. Right. In the South West. Was there a character that had that? Yeah. Yeah. Um, her name was Begonia. Um and she was in some in another, I just learned about her in another movie. Yeah. But she started in this musical. In Lactate Musical. In Lactate the Musical. In Lactate the Musical this year. This guy. Uh yeah. Yeah. Mr. and Mrs. Lactate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

And um, and we're at time. Yeah, I think we are. Um, okay, so you were so close. Uh Toco Valio Lacksonin, which I totally pronounced correctly, is the actual name for the person that is now known as Tom of Finland. Oh my god, the vodka. So close again. So uh Tom of Finland is known for those very graphic, like leather daddy uh drawings that you might see in a bar bathroom. You might see in uh anyway, they were in like the 70s, they were published in Pictique. Oh my god, what is it called? I don't know, I don't work here. Physique Pictorial magazines is what yes, and he to Toko, however you say his name, he was born in Finland and he used to draw men uh and then kind of realized he was gay, wasn't really able to be gay, but he drew these very homoerotic images of guys in the world. I love his word. Yeah, it's incredible. And swipe up to see my time of Finland uh drawing, drawing. My time of Finland come to life drag costume, honey. And you can actually see that on Thursday, this Thursday, 11th at Come On Everybody at my show Folsom, which is spelled F-U-L-L-S-O-M-E. Folsom East is happening next weekend, and we are celebrating by getting really full and having something called the prettiest penis contest. If you think you can win $100 because you have the prettiest penis, come to Come On Everybody on Thursday at 8 p.m.

SPEAKER_06 57:58

And I know my mom listens to this podcast, and I'm so sorry that my friend is like this.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

But the thing about it is that one time you pants me in front of your mom, and I was it was I was wearing those shorts where the underwear is built in, and she fully saw me naked. She used to give me baths, whatever. Yeah. And she calls me her third son.

SPEAKER_06 58:15

So in a way, like that makes sense. Um, I feel like we've done way too much thinking. Like it's Pride Month. We need a break from thinking. Um, but hey, it's been so fun thinking with you.

SPEAKER_02 58:24

It's been so fun thinking with you. Can you take this away? Yeah. Strike. Oh my god, I got attacked. Um, strike, strike, strike, strike that.

SPEAKER_05 58:30

Thank you so much for listening. Happy Pride! Happy Pride, happy corporate pride, and keep thinking, and keep your thinking caps on. My name is Ursula Lucy, the Sea Witch. Mine is Prima Prima Prima, Miss Baby Prima, baby, baby, baby. Love you, honey. Yum, yum, yum.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 58:49

A little bit of love. Goes a love away. A little bit of love. Goes a laway.

SPEAKER_06 59:08

You think is produced and edited by Straight Luke, aka Luke Martin, and kind of sort of by Peter Shannon. Art by Curtis Brown and music by Jack Rayner.