Did My 5-Year-Old Just Try to Pour Me a THC Cocktail?

This week on the porch we're smoking Untitled Ice Cream Cake — an indica that promised to have us falling deeper and deeper into a couch-locked state of sedation, and delivered on every word. We read the description out loud and still said yes. We have no regrets.

We open on the week from hell: a birthday party that turned into a family confrontation in front of the entire yard, a freshly high Amanda standing her ground while her knees buckled, and a dad who scaled a garage wall with pots and pans and was having the time of his life doing it. Also: someone walked into that party with such an attitude that the dog immediately bit at her ankles. Otto knew.

Then things get lighter. Hailey takes Jax to the beach, carries him half a mile through sand that felt like lava, and arrives at the full realization that the beach with a toddler is not a vacation, it's a sport. Jax hears Missy Elliott for the first time and announces it's his favorite song. And five-year-old Ava, trying to be the most helpful child in the world, brings Hailey a can of Nowadays THC cocktail instead of a Diet Dr. Pepper because she thought it was Mommy's soda too.

She wasn't wrong. Just early.

Pull up a chair. 🍃

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Hi, I'm Haley. And I'm Amanda. And this is Moms on the Porch, the podcast for Moms Who Get It. Every week we're on the porch talking cannabis culture, mom life, adult friendship, and everything in between. No guilt, no gatekeeping, just good conversation and zero apologies. If you've ever stepped outside after bedtime and finally exhaled, this one's freedom. Enjoy your drugs, ladies. Oh no. That's why I've been at night. I can't even sit. I don't know if he's over, but just screaming what comes out of his mouth. He literally, there's no tears. It's just screaming it. I'm like, you're not even fine. You're just freaking yelling. I'm just gonna tell you what I've got. We've got Tropicana cookies. We've got ice cream cake, which we haven't done yet. An apple fritter we haven't done. The brand is called Untitled. I got it at a treehouse. Oh, I don't know why. It's like, oh, roll a case. If you got it there, tell me what it is right now. Because it feels all different. Untitled ice cream cake. It's an indicate ice cream cake. Let's see. This is gonna do me in for this party. Tomorrow, and I'm not gonna be able to go home and make Norwegian food. So like we have our crack to use. Oh, we don't we have boof? Boof? Super boof. Yeah, that's got an ounce of that. Hey, does he have an ounce? Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, it's the same thing. It's just as beautiful as a flavor with lifted and relaxing effects. Oh my god, that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease. I dig it. Pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately. Let's go. I need to be disciplined. We're doing that one. Your entire life. We're doing that one. That sounds fun. Soon after, a relaxing body high will start to creep into your physical form. Oh Jesus. Soon after, a relaxing body high will start to creep into your physical form, leaving you falling deeper and deeper into a couch blocked state of sedation before you eventually begin to drift away. So that is untitled ice cream cake. Ice cream cake. Party on Wayne. I can't wait to get relaxed and not have to worry about anything. There's lots of like happiness in that. Oh my god, it was so descriptive. There's the noises. What? Did you hear thunder? No, it was a truck. No, it was a bang bang. Look at there you go. I need one of these later because for a bowl. Yes. 100%. 100%. I shit you not. That's later. We haven't said either of those things in a couple episodes. I know, because I'm trying to hold myself back. Can you please not do that? Actually, I saw somebody else do it and I was like, oh motherfucker. Somebody said 100%. Uh huh. This is common. I laugh every time someone says it at work. It makes me like, come on. So we've had a pretty interesting week, wouldn't you say, since our last episode of Moms on the Porch? Yes. If you could put one word to it to describe our week, what word would you come up with? Our week or Jax's birthday party. Fine. It's a it's lit three quarters of the way. That's what she said. That's what he said. Well, either way, they, them, um dramatic. Chaotic? Dramatic and chaotic. What would your word be? For you? Is this is a hyphenated word? It's still a word, one word, right? Sure. Eye-opening. Eye-opening. Yeah. Illuminating. There's one word. Illuminating. It must be something to hear my stories. And okay. It's kind of like faces to 100%. 100%. But the way that I describe stories to you when I present these, you're getting secondhand. You're getting it from me. So like you're getting one side of the story. The way that I describe it to you. Yes. Do you see why it's so over the top? Yes. Because it's actually really over the top. My stories sound someone to be like, oh, she's just she's just she's so she's a dramatic one. No, it is factually what's happening. Absolutely. Also, you've read me things that people have said. So I know that's an exceptionally good storyteller. You're my witness. But I was a witness. I can't imagine coming back to it to you and having to reenact that entire situation. I just, it was hilarious watching your dad scale his garage wall with the fucking pots and pants. I thought I thought he was going down. I'm gonna um have to do that tomorrow. I thought he was going down. Yeah, but he was on another level, my father. Another level. He was having such a good time. Do you want to hear what he said? What uh about what I how I should talk about the situation. Just birthday. Okay, this is what this is what he suggested. I don't like the fireworks are distracting me. Tell everybody that we live in a neighborhood where these punk ass kids set off fireworks literally every shit you not, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, something for years. But I feel like every day. It used to be every single day. Like one firework would just go off the graduated college enough jobs now. Okay, so my question: how do I handle birthday party on tonight's episode? Hmm. Who cares? Oh no, I figured, who cares? Question mark? How about talking about how immature adults can be? Talk about someone who walked into a party with such an attitude that a poodle sensed it and lost his mind. Apparently, Otto. Did you see Otto? No, I saw him bark at that person. And apparently, like biting at her ankles. Yeah. Oh, you saw it too? Yeah, some go crazy. Shut up. Yeah. I was like, oh, that tracks. He doesn't do that with anybody else. Yes, that's I when I saw it happen, I was like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. That was the second part that he told me. Another part that he told me this week. Then decided to storm into the house because someone ignored her to attack the host. Also, you should say you were podcasting and your dad stole one of the mics with plans to be an undercover reporter, but he got so high he forgot. I love me. I love your dad too. Yeah. So she also was another statement made. She announced, apparently, that she wasn't permitted to see Jack. She said that to other people. Yep. You haven't seen any of us. Why just him? Yeah. You haven't then you weren't permitted to see my husband either. Like, or you're not. You're not seeing me. You're not seeing them. Yeah. They're not gonna come visit you without me. So it's not a permitted thing. Yeah. So that drove me nuts. It's like, uh, but that's you told me about that that she had said that. Um like before the podcast. But she also said it to somebody else. Yeah. I'm just saying I have that in the back of my head anyway already. And I didn't understand why that was specifically, because I know you haven't seen this person. So what about the girls? Great. Oh, do you want more? I was smoking that a lot while you were talking. I had that a lot now, and I feel like And I told you I think I pre-warned you. I'm all smoked up right now. I think I pre-warned you ahead of time, which pre-warn and ahead of time usually means the same thing. That my stepsister not to fuck with her. Yep. I can see why. Yeah. So then when she came in, ready to go, oh my god, what's grabbing me now? Well, the behavior in general was very immature for a person of a more advanced age. To just barge in. I was sitting there, I've never met this person before ever. But to barge into a room with personal family drama and there'd be someone sitting there that you do not know to not just I she definitely didn't see you at first when she walked in the in the door because I think she just had she opened the door and saw my mom. Like she's great shot. And I think when she was in it, she was in it. Yeah. But this is the other thing that's like a big thing. But then you also had to go in the yard. You know what actually makes me like in the back of my mind, I told you so. Because I was feel like you never really can understand what a situation happened when you're only getting one perspective, right? So they would get hers and they would get mine, and it would be definitely different of her perspective of what happened if she even talked about it versus mine. But when you see it firsthand and you can say, I told you so. We were sitting in a garage and you were confronted in the garage. I wasn't. She didn't say anything to me. Yeah. In front of just three people. And then and be so violent. Yeah. That was weird. And in in front of somebody you don't know. Right. And then you end up confronting said people again to finally have the conversation that you tried to have barge in and have in front of the whole party. Everybody could see the two of you talking. Right. And I was like, holy, I cannot believe this is happening. We should have had a signal. I thought in my brain, I'm telling you, we started, I told you this. We started off by like that little feeding area in the back. And we slowly progressed up because I was literally in my mind throwing flare guns at everybody, and they didn't hit anybody. No. Okay. Can I tell you what I was thinking? Because the whole time I was watching on the corner of my eye and I looked at Mike and I was like, how long do I? When do I? What should I do? I looked at Al and I'm like, what do I do? You know what's funny? My mom and my dad have the exact same thing to say. But then I was like, no, you know what? It's not. That's family. If we were to party and there was another mom and that, I would have sent in a rescue mission for that. But it's your family and I don't really know them. Right. Do you know what my mom and dad were? I was like, oh, her mom will step in, or oh, her dad's totally gonna go break that up. That's like I'd be like, I can't really do that. But I was trying to catch her eye so you could just like give me some sort of head nod to be like, come get me. I couldn't catch you. And your arms were so emphatic. I was like, I can't believe this is happening in front of the whole party. I think they were because I was I was livid in the beginning and I was freshly high. My whole body was shaking. My knees were buckling because you know when you stand up, you like have a hard time adjusting. Well, I'm standing up the entire time now, and like I'm every anger is coming out. Just it's coming. You know what both my parents said? They need to work, they need this needs to happen. They both, that was both of their reaction. This needs to happen. Oh, well, fuck you all. Does this need to happen right now? Is it my choice at all? It's clearly not. My thought was really like, no, it's not my family, her mom or dad. Some one of them will come break it up. I have to try to remember. It's gonna be really hard to remember how this conversation went down. Which conversation in the car, Mike and I. So we're driving home from Chick-fil-A. Mind you, I've just finished my 10. So it's quiet finally. I was so overstimulated in the car. I was trying to post something, they're all yelling and screaming, and we're dry. I was like losing it. Fucking losing my mind. I'm like, I'm really overstimulated. Just yelling. So they kind of stop and it's a little quiet. So finally I can hear what's going on in the radio. And I look up, it's been playing for a while, but I was like, is that buzzing sound? It's like a bug zapper. Why is it still going? Big bug. What is happening in the black hole house right now that is making that sound? I think it's in the backyard. Oh, I want it to muster their solar panels. I don't I want someone to turn that noise off. Talk about being overstimulated. That is gonna make me want to scream. What were they talking about on the radio? So there's her on video. So I keep waiting for it to turn off the screen. Turn that shit off. Whatever you just turned on, turn it off. Fuck. Turn it off. Still on it. Oh my god. If you don't carry it. It does sound like a bug zapper killing the largest bug known to man. It's the spider in my dream. Oh god, here we go. Okay, so on the radio, I look down because I hear what we're listening to. I'm like, what the fuck station is this? So I look down and it's 70s music. Thank you. Bug is dead. Shouldn't have been. Oh god. I don't I don't care what the fuck just died. It's long as it's down to stop. I can't tell if I'm super high because of that or if it's a 10 and that. I'm not, I mean, like, um it's the combination. It's a combination for sure. Why you're not that high? I am and I'm not at the same time. Like you're really kidding. This is where you want to be just right. Yeah. Pretty goldilocks right now. Yep. Okay. So again, the fucking radio. 70s. Uh-huh. Are we listening to 70s? There was great music in the 1970s. I look at Mike and I said, I'm just curious why we're listening to Dion Warwick right now. My point would have been better if he had said Fleet of Magic. He goes, How the fuck do you know who he is? Wait a minute. What? I said, it's not that I don't like the song, but I'm just really curious about what the fuck it's on. He goes, I don't how do you fucking know this person? I said, first of all, it's Whitney Houston's aunt or something. Aunt, I think. And he goes, How the fuck do you know that? And I am now dying because again, I'm on 10. I feel like there's a third part to that, but I don't remember what I was. Yeah. That's funny. Okay, so I am pretty high because I can tell you right now the light on this little thing on my phone is making this little thing on my phone so sparkly. Oh my god, I can't. And I'm I could not look at the brain. I'm just good in my brain. The sparkling is this close up a peripheral. I have to look at the atmosphere. It is very pretty. No, I don't usually look that close up either, but the lights catch me. No, I'm gonna have to take a picture of it, post it. Did you see me with this fucking water thing today? I can look at your blinds. How many water tables did he get? Two. I literally kept looking at your blinds to see if you were watching me because I was mother fing this thing like nobody's business. The fucking tube ships coming out of the thing, and I'm fucking jamming the tube in the fucking hole, but I can't get it in. And it's happening ten times. And I keep looking at you like she's fucking, she's fucking watching me struggle with this thing, and she's fucking dying. No, if I had had enough time in my day to look out the window and watch you struggle, I would have walked out here and been like, May I give you a system? And like, you want to smoke this. Oh my god. That's my child screaming. No, that's either my kids or what? I don't think so. I think mine are asleep. We are really not good with noises. Maybe like oh god, I feel like this high. Like I can't fucking noises are weird. I can't figure out for perimeter. What is she? Did you awink? Yeah. Yeah, like the I like their tens. Yeah, yeah. I don't even go to fives. I thought about taking a five and I'm like, oh, this is like an hour and 45 minute game. Is a five really gonna come? No, you would have had two fives. I'd have to bring ten. That's I I kind of like that when I'm being social. So if it's like just a Thursday night after work, I'll have a 10. Because that's gonna be the only drink. But if I'm socializing and like the fives, yeah, but it was an hour and 45 minute game. And I knew that I had a feeling perhaps that who I was hanging with, I said, like, I'm gonna bring something today. They brought something too that it could potentially be. So yeah. I feel like this light was out for a while and then it popped back on. Has it always been on the whole time? No, it wasn't on when I got here. Mike turned. No, but the whole time you've been sitting here, it's been on. Okay. Not the whole time. Um 95% of it. Yeah. It's been just flicker before and then checking. I feel like there's so much more we could talk about that party, but it's just like uh it's a lot. It's a lot. Okay. This is maybe relatable to our listeners, too. They might be. Okay. You know, one of those days that it was like 90, 95 degrees last week, we were in brigantine and wanted to take everybody to the beach. And I'm like, okay. It was like a deep breath moment of mom with children beach. You just want to like be plopped a little bit stoned, a little tiny bit, but like you can't really because you know, yeah, there's no relaxing for a mom at a beach. No, it's not. No, I hate it's and you look around and you look around the way like the people that don't have kids, and you're like, wow, this is such a different experience. Yeah. You forget. Yeah. So Jax wanted to be in the water from the minute that we put our chairs in it to the minute we packed up. Fine, great. He was hysterical, he was loving it. This is like the happiest kid I've ever seen in my life. We're leaving, and now he's wiped out from being in the water. Let me tell you about the walk, how far it is. It's gotta be at least a half a mile. The beach is insanely long, and then there's this path that you have to take to get to the condos, and it's in this like swamp with all this big grass made big wasps that fly by. Half a mile of it. Literally from the beginning, Jax was like, I can't walk. I don't want to walk. I can't walk. So I'm picking him up. I'm walking in this heavy fucking sand. I get to the top. I thought I was walking on lava. It was like what hell feels like when you have to walk. Yeah. The sand, and I'm holding this fucking child. I have two hands and two hands in my phone. Two phones in my hand. I'm like, and there's he has sand and he's wet. And you know those like videos or movies or whatever when they depict this and they're just acting. And I'm like, this is like the moms that you though, that's never gonna be me. We're like, you just have this sadness for them when you see them like this. You know what I mean? I felt like such a sad individual. It was brutal. So I he walked like a little bit and then I had to pick him up and and take him off. I think I ran right into the shower. It was such a traumatic experience for me. It's a lot, yeah. I don't, I'm not a huge fan of being on the beach with the it's a lot of work. Yeah, they're just starting to get well, the twins must be at a better age now. Oh no, but you still have they go in the ocean, you still gotta be up and you gotta be up. No, no, of course. But I like that my kids are just getting big enough where like at a certain distance, I'm fine with them going to play like just where the water stuff not like in the water, but feet in the water, and that's it. We have rolls. Agree. But I do I I don't hate it as much anymore. Because I can sit and as long as that that's what they're doing, then I feel a little bit more relaxed. Like I could pick up a book and be like, get a good 20 minutes to myself. Yeah. So what's happening tomorrow? Nori watch party. And how many people are coming to? I don't know. Oh, here we go again. Was there a foreign? There was not okay, good. It's like a bigger Sunday Monday crew, but yeah, what kind of high do you have that at the mop water? Yes, I know. What milligram? Oh, I'll do five at a time. Like I always do mop. I bought two slaves of fresco. So I'm making a make like a pink, a pink, pink, a pink mocktail sangria. And I'll put like liquor on the side so the kids can drink it too. And I'm making Norwegian waffles. What did you want me to bring? I don't think I need anything. High to Bahon. I said, I don't think I need anything. I'm gonna make Norwegian waffles, making those dot cakes again. So I'm making half of it'll be gluten-free because they bring out a mix at the store. So she is regular hot dogs because Norwegians. I did not know this. That was obsessed with hot dogs. Yeah, I'm doing the hot dogs. I'm making like a shrimp dip thing, like a shrimp salad. It's like a traditional Moray thing, Norwegian dish, potato salad, but like a Norwegian recipe for that and Norwegian meatballs. If you want, I could do a sharker. I heard the cheeses and meats are if you want. That's what the dot cakes in the little cups. I'm gonna do solid color sprinkles for each of them. Do my white and blue and make the Norwegian flag. I want you to gluten-free ones be one color. That's what my plan is. I'm gonna write on the bottom of them so we can pick up and like know for sure. Because once I'm stoned, who knows what I'll know. You think you'll do that before you're stoned or after you're stoned? No, but then like yeah, my memory goes. I'll just tell Bailey head to time. It's only Daily that really has to know. I think it's probably gonna be the blue ones. I have to count. I want to like I don't have that many, I won't get that many cups out of it. I want to pick the one with the least color. Did I tell you my prize thing with the kids? What we were smoking before? Yeah. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. This is oh what is this? I think it's legend. The hidden temple. Yeah, we smoke yes, or is this one of your it's what I was smoking, I guess, the other day. Baby weed. I don't know. Baby weed. Possible. Anything's possible around here. What are you laughing at? The legend hits. I'm imagining I'm imagining. I'm imagining a t-shirt with baby weed on it. Oh god. Or even just a onesie that says baby weed and mama lead. Now I'm holding this joint. What is happening? Oh my god. You should have let me take a picture of it. Where's the music coming from? Speaking of noises. Who the fuck is having a party right now and did not invite us? I don't hear music. You don't hear that? I heard that. Then no, I heard that too, but then the music just started again. Is that their music playing too? I don't know. I've never noticed I'm having loud music, but it does sound close. Did I say my prize thing with the kids? No. So in kindergarten, they don't get homework. A little worried about Harper getting into a routine right into the year and not like being used to having homework and having this new routine when she comes home from school. So I got her and Ava for like bridge summer workbooks. Did you say the word bridge? Yeah. I got them like bridge school, whatever workbooks, like pre-K into K and K into school. So I give them homework and I made these little silly punch cards, and every time they get five days of homework, they get a surprise, prize. Like they don't know what the prize is going to be until so I give them a prize today to leave the house and come. I give them one of their prizes because they earned the prize. That was their homework? They had to let you leave the house? No, they did five days of homework, so they got to get a prize today. This is the bridge work that they're doing. Yes. So I give them a couple of things. Well, but Ava's not gonna do it. I know, but I'm working when they come to it. Because one of them was gonna have to do it, one isn't. Well, I'll still make Ava read every time I'm trying to teach her how to read. They want Harper to read anyway, and then the worksheet. So Well, we I make her part of her homework is reading too. She used to read every day during the summer. That's the thing. I didn't want her to like all the progress she made, I didn't want her to slip back. No, I understand that. You know, but they were both reading at night, right? Oh, I don't know. She didn't have to read in kindergarten. We always do. We read everything. I think most of the they request 20 minutes of Oh in kindergarten? No, in first grade. Oh, yeah. I'm not worried about that with her. But I that's why I'm trying to get her into the reading, they would do the reading together, but then she still has some freaking whacked out homework situation. Yeah. So I'm trying to get her into the routine by like, okay, we're going to camp, and then you come home around the same time you come home from school. Stupid jobs. Here's some homework you need to do. And then to incentivize them right now. As we're building this new habit, they get their little punch cards and I punch, and every five days of homework they do, they get a prize. They don't know what's gonna be. What was it today? Wallets. They were like bugging me. There was one toy wallet, they both wanted one. We donated that old one that was like starting to fall apart, and I got them each their own little kids' wallet, and I gave it to them today as their prize. What's on this list of prizes that you have online? Going out to sushi, going out for ice cream, going out for Italian ice, two different things, two different things, two different prizes, two different textures. Um, five below sells those giant smarties, like every smarty's the size of a quarter. So I have two big rolls of those for them, one each. Um, and then I found this cute little five below. It's like little beach bag with the lip smuckers, and they love chapstick, so I got that for them. Oh, I know it was a surprise. Ava loves chapstick, loves this particular Barbie. You'll have to go back to listen to that episode. We played that one, didn't we? Yeah, pretty high. Okay. But like the right spot. My I my eyes are not open. No, not it actually is kind of like it's hurting my eyes. My eyes feel really sensitive. Sensitive, mine just feel like they're shutting. Mine feel like they're shutting because of the light. Oh like no my whole face. I feel it in my whole face. Did I tell you about my Warhead water? Warhead the sour candies. They make Warhead water flavoring packs. What? So I bought them. So your water can be sour? Now you're speaking my language. It is so delicious. Is it? Yeah. Where do you buy that? Dude, that music is so loud. Right. I really want to know what house it's coming from. It's gotta be them. Well, it ain't them. I'll tell you that much. Could be in the basement. Torture? For those listening at home, we're talking about the black hole house. We'll draw you a picture. There's another plane. Yep. Did I put you in a plane yet? No, I didn't because I was waiting for something. Please stop. Okay. By the way, I don't know what the fuck I said to you yesterday when I was high, but I expected an AI picture of it coming. I was waiting and I was like, she's gonna do it because I'm thinking about doing it, but I might be too high to make it. Do you remember what I said to you? Nope. What did I say? I don't even remember myself. The problem is I'm gonna have to scroll through 5,000 messages to even fucking find it. I know what it was. Texted you that big fucking gopher. Remember? Yes. Oh, this is it. We were I sent you the gopher. I said, bro. I said wildlife is coming for you now. I said, I'm Alice in Wonderland. I thought you were gonna put me Alice in Wonderland. I did. No, because it was like, no, you're still white. I wanted to be sleeping beauty so I could be napping and everybody leaves me alone. And then I have to wake up with a joint kisses my lips. I said, where the prince doesn't kiss you to wake up. And then I said, or perhaps you're Pocahontas because we were watching Pocahontas at the time. And it's the scene where her little raccoon is she's scratching his chin. Yeah, I'm not one for camping in the forest. Well, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are also in the woods. When are they in uh Snow White? But when is Sleeping Judy in the woods? She is runs away to the does she and then she stays there for a while? I'm not I'm not in for staying there for a while. It's in a wall. Oh, Jax. Okay. What? Jax. Okay, mom, I like this song. It's my favorite song. LOL, what song? Get your freak on. Get your freak on. Literally, Missy Elliott starts fucking singing. And he's like, Mom, this is my he's never heard that song before, mind you. Lights. Camera. And then this week, my little one, I said, Hey Ava, can you bring me a Diet Dr. Pepper? And mind you, I was just trying to separate the kids. They were getting annoyed with each other. So I was just giving Ava something to do. Harper's working on her little homework that I gave her to do. She knows what the Diet Dr. Pepper is. She'll help me put it in the cabinet. Oh, she does. She knows what it is. She can recognize the brand. We all know what mom's soda is, right? She comes upstairs. She's so proud of herself. She worked upstairs, too. I had to separate them and they were going crazy. Yeah, I was on a work call. Like trying to separate them. So she comes upstairs. She's so proud of herself. She's like, it's really cold. And I'm like, oh, she got something wrong because they weren't in the fridge. I knew that I had to put them in, but they weren't there. I turn around and she is trying to hand me a can of nowadays, like the THC canned cocktails. I'm like, Eva, I appreciate it. But like it's four o'clock. We got two more hours of work to go. I that's not what I wanted. I just wanted a diet. You're very awful. You just didn't know how to read the clock. She was like, Oh, I thought that was your two. And I was like, Well, that is mommy's drink, too. It is. It's just not not at four o'clock in the afternoon. She didn't know the time. I gotta give it to her. She handled that pretty well. It was so funny. It's a cute picture. I have to put it in the show notes. I'm gonna have to go home. Oh, lights are on upstairs again. You see? Yeah. There we go. They're just they're both downstairs with the dogs. Yeah. Okay. I gotta figure out how to get across the street. I'll see you tomorrow for the Norway game. Go Norway. We didn't okay, buddy. Thank God.