OYK 2: Is Scrooge McDuck in the Files?

Cam, Kayla, and Moony discuss what has them on their knees.

This week, we talk Scrooge McDuck, dream podcast guests, what color our panties are, and more.

Send your unhinged questions to our Google Form (found on our Instagram & Linktree: @onyourkneespod) to potentially get featured in our next episode!

Thanks for listening xoxo

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:32

What's up, cucks and conscientious objectors? Welcome to On Your Knees, a queer comedy podcast, where we answer your unhinged questions. I'm Kayla. I'm Mooney.

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And I'm Cam Hunter. What are we talking about today?

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All of it?

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Everything?

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Everything.

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We can talk about everything.

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Everything that's ever happened in the last seven years. We were just talking about the Bible, so.

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Oh, yeah, we could talk about the Bible more. Well, we prayed before we started. Well, we always do. We join hands. And we do a big prayer.

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We joined hands. Hold my claws. Come here. Bring. Bring. Ew. I didn't like how my hands looked there.

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If you're watching the video, don't switch to audio right now. Yes. Stop. Go to audio only. Yeah, actually. Turn this video off. Literally unsubscribed to the fucking YouTube.

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Hold on. I will get on my knees right now and beg.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

So I've got a great question. What has y'all on your knees this week?

SPEAKER_03 1:45

Oh, I've never heard that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

That's like such a good question. That is a really good question. I wish I'd thought about it. I wish I'd heard it before so that I could have thought about it. Like we I wish we had rehearsed it.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

Just kidding. Let me hear it. Um what? Huh?

SPEAKER_00 2:15

Hear what? Huh? What has you on your knee? Good content. Sorry, Tony. I was so confused.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Um God, my actual answer is depressing. Um I mean we can laugh about it.

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That helps sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Yeah, we can make fun of you after.

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That's fine with me, honestly.

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Oh no.

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Is it weird for me to say that I'm on my knees because it's Bell Tane, which I have mixed feelings about? No, I love that. I do I do too. My my wedding anniversary is Bell Tane, but I'm not married anymore. But I still love the holiday, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

Okay. Yeah. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. What a day. What a day. Listen. I said I would make fun of you, and now I'm I'm going through a divorce, so I'll I'll let Moon take over that. Oh, we're all divorced. We're all divorced. And you know what? We did it.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

Hold on, I'm on my second divorce, so well technically my um technically mine was two as well, though.

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Okay. I'm going to uh only date rich people from now on. So call me if you have so much money.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

For me, but call me if you have so much money. Do you have like an old timey uh an old timey burlap sack with a big dollar sign on it? Because I'll marry you if that big like Mr.

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Magoo style fucking yeah, if they have one of those, because all I have is the stick with the little bandana on the bottom.

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The bin the bindle, if you will.

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I just like need to like meet in the middle. Yeah, hop a train with your bindle.

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Between yeah, between the bindle and like Scrooge McDuck pool full of gold. Somewhere, somewhere in the middle there.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, Scrooge McDuck, that reference.

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Just into the gold.

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Closer to the pool full of gold would be cool. I'm an anti-capitalist, but by the way, Alaska.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

He's just hoarding money anyway. He's not buying a lot with it.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Fucking duck, fucking keeping all that fucking money to himself, fucking asshole. He's got three nephews.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Moon, what's got you on your knees this week?

SPEAKER_04 4:59

Speaking of being anti-capitalist, I'm also anti, you know, these fucking fucking billionaires. But I I've I would just suck the dick of anybody who lets me out of threads jail. I'm fucking over it. I'm in threads jail. And I'm embarrassed to say that it fucking pisses me off. I emailed somebody today. That's fine. The Met Gala is on Monday. If I'm not out by Sunday afternoon.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

We'll be recording anyway, so.

SPEAKER_04 5:41

Yeah, that's true. We're gonna be recording, but I would like to be like multitasking.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Looking upon the internet because you know, pictures and such. I wanna look upon the web.

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W W W doth's internet. So Algore lost it.

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Listen, I yeah, that's why I'm on my knees. I'm begging. I'm fucking begging.

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Please let me out of jail.

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Over a meme.

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You know what? I'm on my knees because of Meta too. Because I've been watching a lot of Instagram reels to get my mind off of divorcing someone. And um all of ours are like kind of depressing this week. But also it's so real. It's it's all real shit. So I'm on my knees because all of these Instagram tarot card readers are telling me he's gonna call. No, he's not. Yes, he is. You're getting a new job. I did. Hold on. They might be right. You're gonna die next week. You're gonna live forever. So I'm on my knees because I'm like, I don't why are you still I've hit not interested in like so many of them. Like, I don't fall into like spiritual psychosis too easily, but it can happen to anyone. So I'm trying like I'm trying to get the fuck away from that shit. I'll read my own tarot cards. Thank you. Right.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

I only only trust Alex Reed's tarot. Only person I'll trust.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Yeah, that's fair.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

I don't know. She's always right for me. Well, not always, 90% of the time.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Yeah. I haven't seen her on Instagram, so obviously I'm not meant to have a reading yet. Yeah, I don't trust her out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Is she the person that I I primarily I don't really watch reels? I'm on TikTok more, which that's where it's a problem. But is she the one she's got like darker hair, and she's like if you see like a two, like if you have like a certain number like in the top of the screen, and or is this a different person? Because I see one terror, I can't remember her name.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

She she doesn't um do any like you have to interact, or this is for you if you see something. She's literally only like if this resonates, it's for you. The end, like nothing else, which I love about her. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

That's great.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

What the hell? Ow! My cats are always attacking. Oh, I forgot to turn my air conditioner off, and it just got so quiet, and I realized that I might sound like shit. So I'm gonna go turn that off and not look for my vape.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

That's what her sleep look at your cats.

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I know. He's just just like supervising. He's waiting for me to acknowledge him, but I know if I do, he won't leave me alone.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

When will my person touch me? Hello? Can you see me on the camera? That's that's your cat's voice, right? What's his name?

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Spooky. It just showed up, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

That's so weird.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

I know, I wasn't looking for anything.

SPEAKER_04 9:11

I'm being spooky. Does it do you notice me? I am on this camera. Hello, human pet me. Human. Hello, do you see me? Can you feel hello? Hello, what if I Yes? Yeah, I eat something stupid. Oh, it's like my human, yes.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

You know what? Instead of uh questions, can y'all send pictures of your cats and we'll just have Moon give your cat a voice?

SPEAKER_03 9:45

Oh my god, yeah.

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That's our new segment. Cat voice.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Wait, that would be actually really cute. You might be eating with that because I love that. But for a podcat, like for cookies.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

We'll call it our podcast. I mean, oh my god. Come on.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Podcats. Okay, I'm leaving. Goodbye. Look at my asshole. I am leaving. Okay.

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Sorry. Good. And then Jinx is here now, too.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

Oh, I'm here. Okay, they're both British. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Oh man.

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Let's see the merger to have, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Well, we'll do the cat one eventually, but we do have questions. We got some questions in. Um thank you for sending in questions. Yeah, so exciting. Um, this first one is I think I know who this is from. I think this is from one of Moon's friends. I'm not gonna say their real name because they put a pen name in, but I think I know who it is just from vibes alone. Oh god.

unknown 10:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Um, this is from Jorbis. I hope I'm saying that right. Also, if that's someone's name, fuck. So sorry.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

I don't know any real Jorbises, just the Jorbises I've given that name to. So you're likely correct.

SPEAKER_05 11:16

Jorbis.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

Oh, this is for everyone. This is for everyone from Jorbis. Um, what are your big three in astrology? And we'll start with the moon. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

I wish that I could say can you guess? But you guys already know, so that doesn't work. I am a Scorpio sun, a cancer moon. Yikes. And a Pisces rising. Yeah, so I'm over three hot. It's all the way across. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

Oh, buddy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

Yeah. So have you ever like filled a have you ever filled a bucket with your own tears and then tried to drown yourself in it?

SPEAKER_00 12:02

That's what I mean. And also tried to use it as lube.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Lube, drinking water, bath water. You're crying, and your first question is, is this potable? Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kayla, what are yours?

SPEAKER_03 12:26

Um, I'm a Sagittarius sun, a also I'm a Cancer moon, and uh Leo rising.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

Wow, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

I always I always like relate to my Cancer Moon the most for sure, but I can feel all of my fire energy like burning all of that water energy away and like evaporation.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

It's like a little oil spill in your water and it's just on fire. Yeah, exactly. Like burning. Incredible. I like that it's like surrounded too, like you're just stuck in like a ring of like oil fire.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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I think y'all know what mine are too, but I'm an Aquarius sun. Yeah. Um, Sagittarius moon. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And cancer rising.

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So I don't want to say that this is why we all get along, but this is just gonna say the same thing.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Is it because we all encourage each other to cry in our group chat all the time?

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Literally today. Checking in. Have you cried yet today? Literally two hours ago.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

I haven't got my chance yet, but I'm going to after.

SPEAKER_04 13:52

Well, that see, I I hadn't scheduled my cry for today, and so I was like, go ahead and do that, bud. And then like less than an hour later, I was like, oh okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

And your Mercury is in Virgo or mine?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

Yeah, you said you were scheduling it. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

That's funny. I don't, I know I have some Virgo placements, but I don't know where.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

I have a lot of Capricorn placements.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

Same. Yeah, that's very like 90, 91, 92. Yeah. Um that was a fun question. Thanks, Jorvis. Thanks, Jorvis. I do think I'm very extremely Aquarious, but then also, like, if I leave the house, I'm so fucking Sagittarius it hurts.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

So I in my head, I am deeply Sagittarious. Yeah. Um, in my wallet, I can't afford to be Sagittarius. That's your Leo.

SPEAKER_04 14:57

That's your Leo Rising's like, you need one more lip gloss. Your wallet's like, no, no. But this would look pretty. I'm so jealous I don't have.

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Leo rising is why I'm wearing five lipsticks right now.

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I do that. I do that. I do that.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Uh I'm gonna do a poll on Instagram and see like what our follower, just sun signs, maybe, or just rising signs and see.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

Maybe just rising signs.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah, just rising signs would be best. I love that. I'm gonna see what the rising signs are of our listeners so far. Do I come? I bet it's a lot of cancer.

SPEAKER_04 15:41

Do I come off as a Pisces or more as a Scorpio, knowing me? Because isn't your Pisces sign who or sorry, isn't your rising sign who you kind of present yourself as, like to the world, like who you kind of grow to be and people kind of perceive you as? Is your rising sign?

SPEAKER_02 15:57

Not so much grow to be. Um, it's more like what you present as and what you seemed like a child more. Oh, so like you grow into like your ego, which is your son, and then your moon is just kind of hidden. My what? Yeah. I'm not a scorpion. What are you fucking me? Don't you ever no? I I genuinely thought you were a Taurus, and I still get that.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

So really absolutely I do be hungry. Hold on. I do be eating food.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

It's just like the collecting the VHS, too. Like it's it's a lot of stuff. It's it's just a lot of things. My movie might want to see.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

I can absolutely see why um your rising would be what like you presented more as a child, because as a child, my main goal every single day make every single person I saw laugh. Oh. And then I went to school and got bullied and that stopped happening. But there are pictures of me um when when I was maybe three or four years old wearing like a little poodle skirt at a car show, like a like hot rod car show, dancing in the middle of the street. I missed that little Leo energy.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Oh, sweet. Well, just so you your hair still gives the Leo energy. Oh, yeah. So yeah, I love it. I it's not gone.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Slay. That I wrote. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Yeah. And I was just talking of general size of hair as well. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:43

Even when I've, you know, when you don't do anything to it, yeah, you still get the I fell asleep with it wet last night, and when I woke up, Kelton, the first thing they said to me was, like, your hair looks amazing, and you just woke up.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

You're like, yeah, Leo rising bitch.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Amazing.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

That's so sweet. I can't wait for people to send us pictures of their cats, by the way. I know. Um, y'all want another question? Yeah, let's see. Okay, this is for everyone too. I guess Kayla, you want to answer first? Yeah. This is from Tu Bay or Tu B, to B or not Tu Bay. Um I don't know how to. I think it's Tu Bay, I hope. I'm so sorry. Like Tupe, but Tu Bay. No. Tuba Tube.

SPEAKER_04 18:37

Tuba E. It's Tuba E. It's how it looks like it's spelled, right? Okay. This person asks. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Do you have a dream guest for your podcast? Oh. Who's your dream guest, Kayla?

SPEAKER_03 18:59

I think you can probably guess my um instinctive answer, but then I thought about it too hard. Uh, because if we had either Connor or Hudson on this show, I would expire. I'll say no. I will say no. Actually, no, we can't do that. Yeah, that was allowed. My dream guest. I only half jokingly want to say Jesus Christ because he got some explaining to do. I genuinely I want answers to tell the world. Imagine though, if we put out an episode, we were like, okay, guys, this one's serious. We got on the mic be real JC.

SPEAKER_04 19:56

You're not gonna believe this guest today. He's been gone a while, but he's back for this. But he's back on you.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

He's been gone three days.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

Um guess who just rolled out of the tomb, baby. And you know what? He looks kind of hot.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

At any rate, he's fabulous. I feel like he would be. I don't care if that's sacrilegious. I'm not. I'll give all the suggestion.

SPEAKER_02 20:28

It's fine. I think we're well past sacrilege. We talked about astrology for 20 minutes, and now we're saying Jesus can come on the podcast, which I I don't think they're mutually mutually exclusive, but you know. Yeah, I could have been thinking of one while you were thinking of one. No, that was a I could have been too.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

You said yeah, right. Yeah, we could have probably uh no, I needed your guys' brain power to be thinking about it. Oh, yeah, we were sitting brain waves.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

You know, I'd love to get Griffin fucking McElroy on here. I don't know who that is. He's also got some explaining to do.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

He sure does. You know, the first McElroy thing I ever saw was Griffin's amiibo corner. And for the first few videos I watched, I thought he was serious.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

That's yeah, that that checks out. Moon, you've probably seen him on Vine, but he's my brother, my brother, and me. He's the littlest brother.

SPEAKER_04 21:33

Oh, okay. I don't know if I've seen him on on Vine. You definitely famous Vine.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

Probably Vine. He got he definitely got them like more popular.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

This regular ass fucking white man on Vine? No.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

What? First of all, he's a perfect ass fucking white man. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, I I say Griffin, but I I love Justin more than anything in the world, but I Just just Griffin's energy, I think, with us would be a lot of fun. Just would be a lot of fun. Would be too much for me.

SPEAKER_04 22:07

I pulled up there's several vine compilations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one of him pointing at pointing at a sign that says Peepee's room, but it's spelled P-I-P-I-R. Oh, yeah, Peepis Repis Peepus Room.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

That was gonna be my example.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

That's so funny. Peepus Room. That's funny. That's what I call Pepsi. Peepus. Okay. Sorry. I love that.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Um Moon, who's your dream guest?

SPEAKER_04 22:44

I don't know. Just somebody that like, ooh, Drew Offwallow. I think that we could kiki with her. I think we would every time I watch an episode of her show, I'm like, I could keep up with this bitch. As long as I could keep up with her, she won't hurt my feelings.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Actually, you know what? Can I have two? Because let's get starter on here too.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

Dude, I have this like delusion that I can keep up with these women. I'm like, oh, I could be so funny. I know that I couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Full up. Caleb said, not me. Oh no. Caleb Heron.

SPEAKER_04 23:25

Caleb Heron.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

I would just sit there and go, la la la, whatever you say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

I saw, ooh, Devil Where's Prada 2 watch. I saw Devil Where's Prada 2 today and Caleb Heron's in it. It was so cute. It wasn't okay. First of all, I love a girly movie, and it was so good. And it was for like fans of the first one. It was like like cute. The first one has so much of like that 2006 energy. And I was like, fuck yeah, I love this movie. And then whenever I heard 2 was coming out, and I was like, there ain't no fucking way. I know. But they did it. They fucking did it. And that's awesome. Meryl Streep is a fucking god. I'm not even like just above all, like the way she channeled her character. Because like the main character, Andy, is a little different, but Miranda Priestley, same fucking energy. I was like, that that's her. You did your character again. Good job.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

I love it. I can't wait to see it.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

It was so fun.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

I love a fan service movie or show. Like me too. Right.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Yeah. I also love. Yes. I love remakes, redo, reducts. Like all of them. Yes. I love all of it. We do have a couple fuck Mary kills.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Ooh, okay. Which are good.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

You know? So this one's also from Jorbis. I'll do this one. And it says it's just for Mooney, but I also have thoughts. So please.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

Sorry, but I'm I'll go first, but I want to hear your thoughts too. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

I think they asked this just to make it hard on you. Or to give you a hard on. So fuck Mary Kill. Conor O'Malley. Tim Heidecker. Tim Robinson. That's the hardest fucking question I've ever heard of. No, I can't answer that. No. Kill them all so you don't have to answer it.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Okay. Cam, you're such a genius for telling me to set up my laptop with a monitor. Because now I can Google things.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Yeah. Are you gonna Google how to kill Tim Heidecker?

SPEAKER_04 25:38

No, I would never. Now that he's taken over the onion. Oh my god. Or not the onion, sorry. InfoWars. InfoWars with the onion. Oh my god. Um no, I was looking up Connor O'Malley's wife because I can't remember her name. Aidie Bryant? Any oh, she was on SNL.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Yeah. She's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_04 26:04

Okay. It's fucked up because I love all three. And if I was like with in a room with all three, like, first of all, bringing it back to the other question. Dream podcast guests. Any of them. Connor O'Malley would be the in most insane out of the three of them. Um, okay. So I God, okay. I would probably I fuck. This is tough. Because I wouldn't want to kill Connor O'Malley because that would make Aidie Bryant sad. And Adie Bryant is a baby angel, and I would I love her and would also like to fuck and marry her as well. So um so I'm gonna say Mary Tim Robinson because he skateboards. Uh he skateboards and he um also loves a lot of the same bands as me, and then I would fuck Tim Ida Kurt killed Connor. I'm sorry. Or it's interchangeable though! That Jorbis! Jorbis!

SPEAKER_02 27:17

That question's unfair because they're my three best goofy boys uh yeah, okay, yeah, depending on which phase of my period I'm in, like my menstrual cycle. That is so valid. Right now, I don't know what phase I'm in, but um I I I I I must I have to fuck Conroe Malli.

unknown 27:44

Yes!

SPEAKER_04 27:45

No, that's so valid though. I because I like I said, interchangeable. You know he's weird. I know he's weird.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

I I'm gonna kill Tim Heidecker. I love him so much, but he's done so much. He's had a big long life, good career. Sorry. I just sorry, brother. He can give it to me and as well after we get married, and I kill him. Uh and then I'm gonna remarry Tim Robinson.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Yes, agreed.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

Together, we will be married to Tim Robins. Yeah, we will. Oh, I love that man, that rat man. I love him.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Kayla, do you have thoughts?

SPEAKER_03 28:25

I don't because I only really know Tim Robinson.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Okay. So Connor O'Malley is the one in I think you should leave that's yelling about the porn. Oh if they love porn. That's who that is.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Have you seen uh have you seen Detroiters? No.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Yeah, dang.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

Because he plays his brother in Detroiters and all.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Yeah, oh they're fucking funny.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

They are. I have homework to do. You do. They should kiss, I know.

unknown 28:57

They should kiss.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

I don't know anything, but I agree with that. I'll always agree with that. I mean, I'll always agree with boy kiss.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Can I loved that? That was a great question.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

I'm gonna let my cat out now because she's they're fucking demons.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Who has the diecarbs?

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Okay, I love this question. I love this fucking question.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

I'm scared, but I'm excited.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

This one's from Neptune. Okay. Which one of you is most likely to win a fist fight?

SPEAKER_03 29:40

So I do the most working out. I might I might be the strongest, I don't know. But I can't throw a punch.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

When I read this, my first thought was you. However, I can throw a fucking punch. I did not know this about you that you cannot.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

I can't. I've never I can't be violent. I have a really hard time with it. I once accidentally bit my friend's finger and immediately burst into tears.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

So I can't even practice. Okay. Kelton like frequently will be like, hit me, and I'm like, no. And they're like, we have to toughen you up.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Kelton's like, you to hit me today?

SPEAKER_02 30:32

No. No. They're like, you need me to do something first, or yeah. Like, what can I do to get you to hit me in my fucking face?

SPEAKER_04 30:43

I've been in many fist fights. Not many, enough. I think it would just depend on the situation. Cause like, yeah. I guess I'm I mean it's us three in a fist fight.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

Oh, if we're fighting each other, it says which one of you is most likely to win a fist fight. I assume it's each other.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

That's what I assumed too.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

If it's each other, I'm gonna leave.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

Yeah. My mom's gonna have to go. I actually like my mom said I cannot do fist fight today.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

With Donnie Dangus on it.

unknown 31:18

We can't.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

I okay. Well, maybe it's like UFC rule like rules then, and like it's you know, we've got gloves, we've got, you know. Well, I feel like I feel like we could each just punch at the same time and probably all just knock each other out. Yeah. Just once with just punch outward. Yeah, I definitely wasn't just talking about one of us going to the left one. I meant everyone punch all directions at once.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

First we hold hands and then rock.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

And then from holding hams, we just uppercut. Fuck yeah. It's so funny. Oh shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

See, because like if it was just like situationally, like if it's anybody else, I've gotten in the face of a racist and been, if it hadn't been for a pig fucking watching me standing next to me, I'd have fucking laid them out.

unknown 32:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

So you know, like people that I like respect, like femmes and women, I'd be like, uh racist.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

See, so I I I don't do a lot of fighting, but I like to and I'm I'm kind of off drinking right now, but whenever I'm drunk, I want to wrestle them. Bitch, my legs is strong. If I can get you, like, if I can get you down and wrap my legs around you, like you're done. And yeah, I have a friend that I I've wrestled many, but I have a friend that is like like a little bigger than me. We're about the same size, but she like played softball and was like athletic, and like she's strong, like comes from like hardy stock, man. And like I like whooped her ass, and she'll still bring it up and be like, remember when I thought I could wreck you in wrestling and you scare the shit out of me?

SPEAKER_00 33:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

Because I do love that, you know, I wear my little flower sweaters, but also Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:43

I'll choke you out.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

I think they called for it.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

Same.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

I yeah, I think if it called for it, if we weren't fighting each other, I think we could all back each other up.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

I do think Kayla is together, absolutely weight-wise the strongest for sure, like lifting and shit. I think all throw them, you punch them. Okay. I think I think Moon would get the fight started. And I think I am crazy enough to fucking finish it. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:22

Yeah. I agree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:24

I have to agree. I have to agree. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

I'll just hold their hands behind their back and then you.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

Yeah, and then okay, and Cam can throw the punches and I'll be like, Your your mother never loved you. And I'll just be talking shit. Making them cry in a different way.

SPEAKER_00 34:47

When they're like, oh, stop hitting me and bringing me so so Kayla's security.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

I'm the fighter, and Moon is psychological damage.

SPEAKER_04 34:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Perfect.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

Honestly, Slay. Who's best?

SPEAKER_02 35:07

The perfect superhero team.

SPEAKER_04 35:09

Honestly.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Oh my god, what would y'all superhero names be?

SPEAKER_04 35:15

Oh shit. I don't know. That's like asking me my drag name, and I have no fucking idea.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Oh, do you want to know my drag name?

SPEAKER_04 35:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Um, it's Camel Toe. Camel Toe. Oh. If you don't get it yet, it's like Camel Toe. Oh, oh. I got it. I got it. Like a front butt wedgie. Yeah, it's like a moose knuckle, but for vagina.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Moose knuckle. I fucking hate that term. That could be your nickname.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

So funny. Moon's knuckle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Okay, we won't be a team then.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Not on not though.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

What was the initial team? Oh, soup superhero name.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Superhero name.

SPEAKER_04 36:19

Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to think about it too much.

SPEAKER_02 36:22

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

Oh, go ahead. My first thought uh maybe would dox me just well a little bit just because of my last name. But my first thought was Yak Attack.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Because my last name's Yeah, but you can like throw up all over them.

unknown 36:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

Ooh, Acid Barf. That's Acid Darf.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Yeah, that's your that's good. That's your ultimate move. That's my KO move. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:53

Call you Ralph for short.

SPEAKER_02 36:55

You came up with one so fast. I was gonna say the the color of your panties and the last thing you ate was your new superhero name. I'm trying to think. I don't know what color your panties are. Yeah. Oh. Blue dominoes.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

What's that going on? No, I'd have to look at mine too.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

Blue domino. But what would my name?

SPEAKER_00 37:25

Hold on. What? Oh no. I'm sorry I do this so no.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

Mine would be Pink Heavenly Hunk.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

If you're just like Larry the Lobster, you're just like really buff. Like ripped. Larry the Lobster.

SPEAKER_02 37:48

Sleeper build under this flower tower, baby.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

Incredible.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

Uh the last thing I ate though was uh Russian candy that I don't know what it's called.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

So well, what color are your panties? This is just Cam trying to find out what underwear we're wearing. Yeah. You can just ask. Just ask. God, perv? Just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Blue.

unknown 38:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

No, keep going. Blue? No, tell me. Show me. Show me now. Show you. You don't want to see it.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

My camera out. Promise you don't want to see it.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

You're a G for doing all the editing for real. Seriously.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

I couldn't say. Someday we will have an editor that we can afford to pay.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

Yeah. Hopefully. Manifest, manifest, manifest. Rich.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Yeah, Scrooge McDuck. I'm on the verge of Scrooge McDucken right now, baby. Just give me a pants. Moving in silence like Scrooge McDuck. I put my pants back on. Thank you very much. Yeah. I mean, he's like Donald, right?

SPEAKER_04 39:16

He doesn't have pants. He's only shirt. Yeah. Google.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

I think they all are. Huey, doing it. Google, show me this duck. Scrooge. Sargonni. Google. Uh computer. Show me this duck's dick.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

He wears a coat and a goddamn top hat, like the mountain of coins isn't it? Because he's a duck.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Scrooge McDick.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

Do not go to Scrooge McDick.com. Don't look this up on DeviantArt.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

Whatever you do.

SPEAKER_00 39:55

Yeah, he's got no work. He's just dick and butt out. Like Dominican. What is with Disney characters? Just mom's got huge dumpies. The ducks ain't got sh nothing on down there. Ducks? Pooh bears? Mm-hmm. All of them.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

They don't fucking wear pants. But but we do agree that Scrooge McDuck would be on the Epstein list, probably, right? Oh yeah. He's a billionaire.

SPEAKER_03 40:24

With that much money? I I don't think there's anyone on Earth with that much money who wouldn't be on the Epstein list. You're right. He shouldn't have customers.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Okay, we gotta get those boys back to their mother. We have to get those boys away from Scrooge.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

But we're so funny here.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

I know. Uh God.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

Here on On Your Knees.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

We're hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 40:48

We are, and you agree because you're listening, so that's right.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

Idiot. Ask us a fucking question.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

We've gotten some good questions.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

Loving them. I'm like marking them off as we uh ask them. Yeah. I'm gonna take one, but like kind of switch it because it could get too serious. So this is from Linz. And they ask for everyone, what's your favorite go-to nostalgic movie? But I wanna know the most unhinged one you have. Not like this one's cozy. I want to know like what the fuck do you mean? Like that's your favorite. Like that's scary, or that's fucked up, or like that makes no sense. My favorite go-to. I mean, okay, I guess I mean nostalgia can be, you know, not too long ago. My my probably my favorite go-to nostalgic movie that's pretty fucked up is as above so below. Because I mean that's it's getting older, but that comforts the fuck out of me.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

Why it's because you're like you're you're cocooned in the catacombs, and that's comforting.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

Genuinely, genuinely, it's it's so co like the acting's cozy. It's all cozy. It's the coziest. It's found film, so it feels like home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was there, I recorded it, I helped.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

These are my friends and they're dead.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

These are my friends, they all died. These are my friends and they're dead. I miss them, but they're down there for level.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

Man, okay, so of the past 10 years hereditary.

SPEAKER_05 42:49

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 42:50

Uh, it's not necessarily, I know, it's not necessarily like I don't know, because it's it's, you know, past 10 years, like nostalgia I could that be considered nostalgic. But it is a very it's a fucked up movie, and boy oh boy do I just find I I don't know what it is. I think I just like the thrill of it. Um, but like if we're going like way back probably either Fright Night or American Werewolf in London, um the transition the werewolf transition in American Werewolf in London is some of the fucking best wet puppetry ever. Like I it just the fucking special effects are insane.

SPEAKER_03 43:42

My go to for like comfort is also Ariaster, it's midsummer. Which is crazy to say when you have as much like relations relationship trauma as I've had. Um

SPEAKER_02 44:00

It actually checks out completely.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

My other answer that's more nostalgic is the Blair Witch project.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Oh and the movie. Oh yeah. That can't go to so scary.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

The first few times I saw it was literally right after it came out on VHS and my dad watched it, and I was six, seven, maybe. Holy shit. I should not have been watching this movie. At the time, also we lived in the middle of the woods, and the back door to our house was in my bedroom. So I think the nostalgia of it is like I'm not scared by it anymore, but I have nostalgic fear.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Um we always rented that at sleepovers. That and Slumber Party Massacre were like the two Slumber Party movies we would get. Yeah. Whenever I was watching it as a young kid, I was, I mean, I was just like, oh, it's scary and it's horror and it's bloody. And I used to be able to do Blood Better. And y'all know now I cannot do that. But it's like this like torture porn, but made by a woman to like as commentary on like what the fuck they were doing in the 80s, which I just found this out, like pretty recently, fairly recently, and I was like, oh no wonder it like was was like a the best one to like watch as a young girl. Like it didn't feel the same like as like the other torture porn bullshit, like yeah, yeah, slasher, like absolutely, yeah. Yeah, big agree. It's funny how just like having that like femme vibes inside, you can tell when something's for you almost. Like even as a kid. It's cool, it's cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

It reminds me of how like when you're little, I mean it's you just instinctively know things. You know before any of your friends know that you're all queer. Someday you're all gonna come out.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Right now, you have no idea what that even means, but you've already found each other before you've even recognized that you're all queer.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

That's so special. That's such a good point. I know. You know what? I I grew up in a pretty religious household, uh, to say the least, uh, without going into great detail of the trauma of it all. But I remember being little, I mean, probably five. And literally at my bedtime prayer was that I would have gay friends. At like five years old, not really even knowing, you know. Oh my god. And and like, how could I know at like five, six years old, like praying, like you know, quote unquote for that?

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Okay, well then I'm the gay friend that I needed all the long-well, you know what? We do need to get Jesus on the podcast because now I wanna ask, now I want to ask him nice questions. Thank you for sh showing us to each other, answering my friend Moon's prayers. Well, y'all wanna do some housekeeping?

SPEAKER_03 47:29

Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

Wrap it up. So this I'm gonna just real quick before we start. We are this is coming out Monday. Uh, you're gonna get another one tomorrow. Surprise! We're doing a Met Gala live watch, and then you can listen or watch our reactions to Hudson, Connor, maybe Francois. Who knows who's gonna be there? Yeah. Basically, it's gonna be us being like, fuck rich people, but also bam, fuck. And also a lot.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

Fuck rich people, if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Yeah, oh my god. Fuck Mary and then kill rich people.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. Are Connor and Hudson rich yet?

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Not yet, so they're safe.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

I met the rest of them. Yeah, that's why they got a personal name shot. Okay, here's the three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:30

Yeah. Well, this has been fun, and I look forward to this every week. Even though it's only been two weeks. I just love this a lot. So thank you to everyone who listened today. Thank you for sending questions. Oh my god. Jorbis, Neptune, Linz, Tooby, Tooby, friend, Discord friend. Um thanks for following us on socials. You can find us at uh uh on social media and find all of that under our link on our link tree under On Your Kneespod.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

Yeah. Um, I want to thank G Wiz for our intro song. Uh they're a music producer and DJ out in LA. And uh you can find more of their stuff on Gwiz of the Stars.com. G W I Z of the Stars.com, baby.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

Thank you again for listening. You can hear us every Monday. Um, we'll be back next Monday and also tomorrow. Enjoy. Um, find out where we're streaming on our bus route, also on our link tree.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

That's right. Oh, can I plug a thing of my own?

SPEAKER_04 49:48

Yes, please do. But before before you do, I do want to give just a real quick shout out to Cam Hunter, our lovely co-host, because they do all of our editing and they are slaying the little clips, the little verticals, everything you guys are seeing on social media. It's Cam. It's Cam's brain, it's all Cam. It just and maybe one day we'll get like a sponsor from BetterHelp or something. So we can get better paid. Lord knows she needs it. I need it. Actually, that's selfish of me if I get like, but we want to get Cam some money for editing. So there's you got to plug, baby.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

So I, Cam Hunter, am going to be a judge in Moist Battle in Oklahoma City. Uh, this is kind of like a roast battle, but it's called Moist Battle. Consenting comics, cat call competitively. Uh, you basically just throw one-liners out at your fellow comics and you hit on your friends all night. I'm gonna be a judge. This is May 28th at 7:30 p.m. at Mycelium Gallery in Oklahoma City. Come see me, come see other comics, come laugh, come get wet, baby.

SPEAKER_04 51:05

God, that sounds like so much fun. I'm so sad I'm feeling away. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

I hope you guys get to come to one Sunday. Come to one.

SPEAKER_04 51:12

Hey yo, we can say come wet.