OYK 3: Why Did Bush Do 9/11?

Cam, Kayla, and Moony discuss what has them on their knees.

This week, we talk Met Gala woes, beef feast, and our ideal last date.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

I was tragically reminded of today while scrolling the internet was how bad Troy Savon looked. He did like a whole photo shoot for Vogue, and I was like, listen. What were they going for? I don't know. He looked like he had been fried and barbecued. I don't know. He looked awful, baby.

SPEAKER_03 0:21

He looked like Elvis the Landman. I'm sitting here literally in a room. But I mean an eye like trash.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Cosplay being ugly. I live like this. Oh my goodness, you guys. What a week it's been. Oh, what a week.

unknown 0:47

Truly.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

What a week it's been. What a fucking week. And I'm just gonna say, what's up, ding dongs and fruit loops? Welcome to On Your Knees Podcast, a queer comedy podcast where we answer your unhinged questions. I'm Mooney. I'm Cam Hunter.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

And I'm Kayla.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

Those are my friends. Friends!

SPEAKER_01 1:11

It's been a crazy week. Um downs. Downs. I mean a lot of downs. Downs? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Leveled. Down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

It was kind of like a an underground. Like an underground roller coaster. Underground. A mine shaft.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Oh god. This mine shaft we call life.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Speaking of underground, I saw the movie Hokum yesterday with Adam Scott. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

So good.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Did you have you seen it?

SPEAKER_03 1:52

No. Oh, I said was it so good?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Oh, oh, oh. So I loved Oddities. I loved that or Oddity. I I loved that movie. I also love that the director creator of Oddity kind of builds a world. So they kind of all of his movies kind of like tie in. I will also say it takes a lot to disturb me because I am desensitized. Yeah. However, there was some imagery in this movie that made me go, oh my god. And I like looked at I don't ever want to see that again. And then of course it was like a five-minute scene. And I was like, tell me when it's done. I didn't want to look. It scared the shit out of me. And then every time I close my eyes, I see it. Like we're just so excited. Bring her back. Scene, you know what I'm talking about? Uh, a different way, different type of disturbing. That see, when it comes to like body horror, I'm like, I mean, I'm wearing a cannibal Holocaust shirt. Like that, this shit doesn't, this shit doesn't upset me. That imagery freaked me out. I was like, oh, okay, well, I don't, I don't need to look at that again ever. So I will say though, there was one too many plot lines. I was like, well, we don't, there's like a lot happening. There's too much happening.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

I just love that little man. You know, Adam Scott.

unknown 3:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

I love that little guy. It was really good. It was good, but I didn't know I could throw him, throw him around.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

So I have never seen him in anything serious, so I'm excited to see that. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

He's kind of serious in Walter Middy. Yeah. I didn't see it. Oh, it's so good.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

It is very sweet.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Very, very heartwarming.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Yeah, it's like uplifting as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

Actually, you should watch that. I think I need that right now.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

I was like, you should watch that.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

So what's got y'all on your knees? What's uh what's what's got you down there? What's got you down there?

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Actually, I have some good ones this week. So Sanex by prescription.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Baby.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Since we last recorded, I've had two acting classes. That's fun. So fun. Uh, and I'm getting really good notes about like things I need to fix, but also people being surprised like my first acting class, which is really, really nice. Um that is really nice. Hanging out with friends at a apartment warming. This is my new apartment. Uh good stuff is we're not you Kayla.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Um, I went up to the Redwoods the other day and touched ancient grass and it was like I've been to the Redwoods before, but it is awe-inspiring every every single time you see one. I can't even oh, and I didn't even tell you guys this part. So we're sitting there, Sarah and I, my friend Sarah and I are sitting there listening to a talk that a park ranger is giving, and this little bird lands on the board rock boardwalk right next to him. And I point it out to Sarah quietly as he's like giving his um his his talk. And then this little bird fucking flies over to us and lands on Sarah, and like everybody listening is like, oh my god. It was so precious. Oh my god. Um, so yeah, that was really fun and nice.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Fucking magical.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

That's so sweet. That could fix anyone's life. Not happening.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

I know.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

I mean uh you needing to be in nature and nature being like, I needed you too, babe.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

It was it was very 2016, it was very 2016, like feel the burn burning. I was gonna say Bertie Sanders.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

Yeah. Bertie Sanders ash. I love that you said you went to touch ancient grass because whenever you mentioned it to us the first time, that's exactly like Moon was like, oh, you need to touch grass. How about the oldest grass?

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Literally the oldest ancient grass. OG grass.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

The OG grass. It sounds like a strain. It does. God, I wish grass was still OG. I can't even smoke it anymore. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Not that I have a done. It affected it too much. It's too much. It's too perfect. Too much strong. Too much too good. Um, I'm thankful this week that I'm done with school. I just have like a couple last little like home homework things to do. I got a really good uh feedback on a seven-page paper I wrote. Seven page. Seven pages. My only two points that it was a lot. I was like, uh use both your eyes. Well, over here. Hold on. No, the only critiques I got were I need to alphabetize my references, and he was like, just beef up this one paragraph a little bit. And I was like, that's all you have to say to me? Okay. Hell yeah. Okay, and I don't fuck with AI, so that came from my brain, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

And you're probably one of two students that could say that in your life. No, literally.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Because he started the he started the eight weeks, was like, I don't care if you guys use AI, and I was like, No.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

How do you teach her you? I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Some some don't mind, some don't mind.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

That's how can you be a teacher? That's crazy. Like, literally, how can you be a teacher? Sorry.

unknown 7:59

I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_03 8:00

I'm not a teacher. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 8:02

But also, if you're a teacher and you're telling your students to use AI, maybe I'm a I'm a person who likes to learn things, so I think I do have like the relevant qualifications to be like, yeah, no, don't use AI. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 8:18

No, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

You've got to point you're supposed to be learning.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

They're just writing a prompt. They're probably not even reading it before they copy and paste it and send it. I can't learn anything without writing it down like twice. Like reading, writing, writing.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Yeah. Yeah. Or saying it out loud. I have to say something.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

I think, yeah, like all three.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

Or else I've just stayed dumb.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

Yeah. I have to sleep with it under my pillow and learn to grow osmosis.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Yeah. No, I've smoked a lot of weed. I really think that my one, like my one brain cell is very similar to you guys watch Big Mouth? A little tiny bit. You know Coach Steve's hormone monster, Maury, or not Maury. He's the one with like the cane and a bad eye, and he's like, that's my one brain cell. Oh. Yeah, bless his heart. Yeah. Yeah, bless his heart. Bless his heart. Here you go. My one brain cell. He's working fucking overtime, dog.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

How everyone else imagine us three share that.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yes. It just bounces. Exactly. We let Moon have it usually.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

Who had it all day today? Because it fuck it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

It fucking wasn't me either. I was cranky as shit and I took a three-hour nap. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

I did a fuck ton of shit today. I've been running.

unknown 9:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

You had the brain cell.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

I had the brain cell. Because you gotta you gotta really be on point for acting classes and eating three pounds of crab in one sitting. That's wild.

unknown 10:00

That's wild.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

I'm sure it wasn't that much. Impressive feels like that much. It was more like 2.8 pounds of crab.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

You were watching me.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Yeah, because I was jealous. I can feel it.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

It's so funny. I was keeping track. It's been a crazy fucking week.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

It's been a crazy week. Actually, okay. Okay, let's address it.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Let's talk about it. Let's get into it. Let's address it.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Let's get into it. Did not release a Met Gala episode. Why? Because we all wanted to fucking die by the end of it. We wanted to see boyfriends, that is Connor and Hudson, respectively. And everybody else just made us sick. I mean, even learning how much their outfits like cost and shit afterwards, I was like, ugh. I wish I didn't know that. Which like I it's not like we didn't know it was gonna be like that.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

It's not like when you're watching it.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

That's what I'm saying. We you you guys also said none of us had ever watched the carpet before.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

I was so disgusted. It was it made me question. I was just like, this does not align with my morals and ethics, baby. Why I feel yucky poo-poo shitty.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

It was crazy. And like the next day, you could tell, like, all three of us were kind of like, so what should we do about it? And then finally, all three of us were like, that shit sucks.

SPEAKER_00 11:36

Let's scrap not. Let's fucking not. We did say some funny stuff though. There is.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

So, like for the video, you'll hear it in the audio, but if you watch the video, it's gonna be better. But like, we're gonna put a couple little clips because we had a good time being silly. Mean. Mean. Mean. Mean.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

No, it's not mean when it's deserved. That's you're right. Kim's skirt looks like it's pinned right under the butt so that it's like sucked in.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

Oh yeah. Ew, ew. Not the beehole, not the beehole, not the beehole.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

Um, also, just like I also want to cut just like our energy at the beginning.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Don't say anything. I want to be surprised.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Yeah, I want to throw up in real time.

SPEAKER_00 12:29

Yes, you are, because and then by the end, we're like, I hate this. I'm over it. Yeah, I hate this a lot.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

But also, like, I'm a little embarrassed by how I reacted to seeing the boys. Like, when Connor took off his jacket, I screamed like idiot.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

What the hell? Do not says reveal.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

And he fucking did it. My God. I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

Ew.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Not ew, but I mean, Connor. Connor, can you hear me?

SPEAKER_03 13:24

His arms. Do you think if I call him now, he'll pick up?

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Yeah, call him right now. Connor. Connor. Connor, the halter top, the shoulder. I feel like I'm gonna pass out.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

Wait.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

I'm so upset.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

I didn't even think about a reveal.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

I blacked out. I don't even remember. Like, I know I had a big reaction. I don't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

You and I had big reactions to Hudson before he even walked. We saw him in the background, I think. Or that was me and Moon, and we were like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Yep. Oh yeah, because you were like, where is he? And we were like, uh, uh, uh, he looks like a matador. He looks like a matador.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

We for real recorded for three hours, and there's probably five minutes of usable footage, and you know, that was just us roasting like Hailey Bieber.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

She looks like an Easter chocolate egg. Like zapped.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

She does like a fucking Cadbury. She looks like a goddamn Cadbury egg. And fucking Troy Savon. Yeah. Yeah. Why does he look like Elvis wearing blue jeans? I hate that. I hate it.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

I hate that so much.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

He looks dumb.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

And talking about how much we had I fucking hate Lena Donham. I cannot. I cannot yuck. The epitome of white feminism. I fucking hate her.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Oh my god, I hate that bitch.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

I made that fucking threads post and somebody was like, but this is pink fatada. And I was like, delete this from my thread right now, or I'm blocking you.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

I uh as a hypocrite do, I did start watching Girls. I've never watched it before, so I wanted to see. You know what? It's pretty fucking good. And you know what?

SPEAKER_01 15:40

It is really good.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

It's fucking good. That's why she writes that all the time. I can see why it's like all she talks about for her career.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

It's all she's ever did.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

Yes.

unknown 15:51

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

I would as well if I made something that good. I'd be like, I'm I'm writing this till I'm dead.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

My best friend watched all of it and was super into it. And I've seen episodes watching it with her, but I don't know. I think I just don't like Lena Donham and I have a really hard time like she's a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

She's writing your said. Oh god. Yeah, and then you know no, I just can't get over Troy Savon wearing blue jeans.

SPEAKER_03 16:28

Okay, here we go. Fuck Mary Kill from Met Gala, Troy Savon, Lena Dunham, Haley Bieber.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

Oh, fuck. Fuck Haley Bieber, kill Lena Dunham.

unknown 16:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Oh, I don't want to marry Troy Savon. I want to kill him too. Sorry, you have to. Fine. Fuck Haley. Because maybe Justin will be around. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

My nose is.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Kill just just Lena Donovan. Marry Troy, I guess. Because we'd have an open relationship. You can go do whatever you want. Right. Yeah. I'm sure he's fine. He's a fine person, but that outfit was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

Oh, my eyes watering so bad. Um, uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Because you're thinking of having to marry Lena.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Okay, uh, 100%. Like, no question about it. Kill Lena Dunham. No question. Uh maybe fuck Haley Bieber because the whole Cadbury egg deal. You just want to fuck a Cadbury egg. She looked like a Cadbury egg. She looked like she was wrapped in aluminum foil. She did. Stupid. And I guess Mary Troy, yeah, and like we'll have an open relationship. It's fine. That's what I'm saying. Okay. As long as I get some of his money.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

Money, please. I would have to marry Haley Bieber. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

I don't like her, but get her out of that relationship, you know.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

You know. Uh, yeah, marry Haley Bieber. Fuck Choice Avon as girl from that music video. Okay. No, because I said Matt Gala.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

No, yeah. Wait. Yeah. No, Matt Gala, sorry. I'm gonna marry Lena Dunham. Hold on. Walk with me. Stay with me. Walking. I'm too busy. She has her own life. Okay. And then I'll divorce her, and the alimony will be crazy because I'll know she'll fuck me up and I'll win that suit. Um yeah. Kill handy paper.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

I think you'd need to sign one of those things. What's that? An NDA. Or not an NDA, a fucking prenup.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

No, I'll make her fall in love with me.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

She'll trust me. This is where the acting classes come in.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

Ooh, the long con. And then I own girls and I bring it back, and it's better.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

And it's better. Yes. It's like Broad City.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

Yeah. Girl City.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Girl City.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

That sounds like the kids bob sex in the city.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

That's funny.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

And it is. And it is. But since we're talking about this, we got some more questions from one person. They sent like nine, I think.

SPEAKER_04 19:43

One, two, three, four, five, six, five.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Nine, eight. Um, we can't answer some of them. Maybe I'll read one out loud, but we won't.

SPEAKER_00 19:54

Just we're not gonna answer that one.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

But right now, since we're talking about uh fuck Mary Kill, I think it goes along with it well. Um, they said ideal last date. Last. I love this.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Last, okay, I need more context though. Last as in we're all about to die. Last as in, I'm not going on another date with you. Last as in, like, oh, you know, like what's what does that mean?

SPEAKER_03 20:23

Like, is world ending, or am I showing you a good time because it's like you're my dog and you get a hamburger before I put you down?

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Yes!

SPEAKER_00 20:32

Get a little bit of chocolate before you die. I read it as that.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Okay. Putting a dog down. Putting a dog down. I'm gonna give you what you want, and I'm never calling you again. One of those. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

Alright, so what is it? Stop begging. Wait, have you? I I want to know, have y'all done this? Oh.

unknown 20:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

Oh, I didn't even know we had the ideal one. I ghost people. I ghost people too, and I feel bad about it.

unknown 21:03

I know.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Honestly, okay, I did. I had a threesome once where I the buildup was kind of crazy, and I was like, this has gotta just this has to happen. We need to get it done and over with because I'm sick of y'all hitting me up. I'm like, let's just do it. And so ideally, like the guy was the guy actually, they were both so fucking unbelievably hot. So I was really nervous because I was like, Me? A trash bag? Like, what are you? I'm a fucking corn cob husk. What are you talking about? But anyways, I was like, okay. But but also you guys are making me nervous. You know when you're scared to do something, you're like, I just need to do it. So I get it over with. He just came to pick me up. We went to her house, did it, went home.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Is that your ideal? That was like would that still be your ideal?

SPEAKER_03 21:51

Yeah.

unknown 21:52

Ideal.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Like whoever you're dating, you're like, find somebody else hot.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

Yes. And we're just gonna, we're gonna just get it out of this. Out of the way, out of the system. And now we can eat either be friends or not. I love that.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

My aunt asked me uh a couple weeks ago if she could listen to this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

She can. Welcome.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

I said, Yeah. Maybe. I can't think of a single family member that I would be comfortable with. Oh, me neither.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

My mom was like, I can't wait to listen. I said, Don't you dare. No.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

It's not her name. It is. She said. You use a different name every time.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

I think that's the first time you've used her. Kathy, sit down. Janelle. Janelle, relax. Cindy, I've had enough.

unknown 22:53

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Katherine Zeta Joan.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

Katherine Zeta Jo.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

What's your ideal last date? They buy me like they buy me a whole new like computer setup. And it's like exactly what I need.

SPEAKER_03 23:16

Oh, it's good.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

You build it, they buy it. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

I love getting rammed. So you both want to get rammed for your last date. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

And then maybe we fuck and it's really good. And then we I never see them again.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

You are stronger than me. Because if I decided it was like the last date, and then somebody fucked me real good, I'd be like, maybe one more.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

Well, okay, no. The thing is. Because I do catch feelings too easy, especially when the sex is good. So the ideal part of that also is that I don't catch the feelings, and then it can just be dumb.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Okay. That is exactly what I was getting at with my threesome. Like we it was fun, it was good, it was exhausting. It lasted five hours, and I never saw either of them ever again. I think mine only lasted like three. Damn. Ideal.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

I'm a virgin, so this is insane.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

I'm a virgin now. I'm a born-again virgin. I take God. Thank you, God and Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Wait, you guys, we should watch Saved Together sometime, please.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

I recently watched it. Yes. I love that movie so much. Oh yeah. It does. It's so um my ideal last day. Okay. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. I downloaded Tinder recently. That's not embarrassing. It is. It is when you like both men and women. Oh my god. Everything outside of and in between. Yes. Double the rejection. Quadruple the rejection. Um, but besides that, uh, for my ideal last date, I kind of wrote it on my bio. One of the prompts was like an ideal date regular. And I put I kill me and then you, which might be why people aren't.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Murder suicide is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

Murder suicide. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Wait, what order did you put them in? I go first. The person's like, fuck.

unknown 25:42

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

Well, see, I make them fall in love with me. And then I die.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

And they're like, I can't live without you. That's right. No plot to Romeo and Juliet.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

That's correct. And then I come back and I'm all good. Then I marry Lena Dunham, get all her money.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

Oh, you gave me chills when you said that. Not good chills.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

Not good, bad. Derogatory. Derogator. Oh no. Holy shit. So I loved that question.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

It's a very good question.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

That's what we usually don't see them beforehand, but these we did read, and we were all like, oh, that one's good. Yeah. No, it was. This one. What? I won't dox them, but you know, we're using they them pronouns. So this fucking question they asked that said, if P stored in the balls, why lady P?

SPEAKER_00 26:48

Listen, I'm gonna call them out for that later. Oh, like break it down.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

If P stored in the balls.

unknown 26:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Why lady P? Why? And you know what? I've always said that. And you know what? Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to know. And you've always said that. And I have always said that. And Kayla asked. Wait, Moon, are you the one that asked?

unknown 27:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Yes. When I was seven years old, I wrote in 1919. Shadow work prompts. Right from your younger cell. That's why it sounds like a child wrote it. That's right. And not have written that.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

No.

unknown 27:41

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

I know Audacity is stored in the balls next to the people. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

I've been editing podcasts too much that I was like, what do you mean Audacity stored in the balls?

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Technology? That's where all the storage is. The bros will love this one. Did you guys read some of the comments we got on YouTube? They were really sweet, and then my one friend John said something really funny that made me laugh.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

I have not even considered reading the comments because I'm in fear for my online life. That's fair. They've all been nice. Oh.

unknown 28:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

It's probably because it's just all of our friends. Hi friends. Yeah, right. Hi friends who were listening. Don't let any strangers listen. No. Thieves. Another one we can't answer. Which we kind of did answer that one. Sort of. No. Yeah. Why did Bush do 9-11?

SPEAKER_00 28:53

So I have my answers, but they're not for a comedy podcast. They're not, yeah, they're not funny.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

They're just like the truth or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 29:03

I read that one to my best friend, and she was like, that's gonna fall into conspiracy theory. Too easy. I was like, yeah, girl, we're not getting into that one. Anyway, the answer why is because I asked him to. I'm sorry, that's not true.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

No, actually, don't put that on record. No! Allegedly, you were nine. I was 10. I think he was bored and he didn't have anything going on. He didn't have anything. His art career was going nowhere. This'll this'll which came first? 9-11 or somebody chucking a shoe at his head? I think 9-11. 9-11, and then they were like, You're getting the shoe. Which, first of all, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

W Bush. Oh, that clip that when somebody throws a shoe and he's just like and he laughs, fucking loves it. Foot freak.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Is he like a Tex? Is he a Texas boy?

SPEAKER_03 30:04

He's in Texas. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Yeah. Because it was given like wild, wild west, like fuck the album. He was like the first time throwing a boot at me. Strategery. I say that in my head. I say that in my head like once a month. Do you guys remember when he tried to say strategy? And he says we just gonna devolve into George Bush was the worst thing we had to worry about, and now we have Donald Trump who's just dementia written.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

You're when George Bush would have been considered a Democrat, and now Democrats are like, we're morally superior. Oh moving on. Yeah. Cancelled episode three. Okay. This one's heated rivalry related. Actually, I got it in one take, so this one is from Zavvy, my baby. I know. If you could only watch one episode of season one of heated rivalry for the rest of your days, which one would it be in one? Easy, easy, easy. What is it, moon?

SPEAKER_00 31:22

Easy four.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

Four. It's a total for me. What's just Kayla?

SPEAKER_00 31:28

That's valid. Mine's five. Five. Okay. So much happens in that episode.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

Five is it it makes you feel so good, but four, I love to feel bad.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

Oh god, and that's fair. Frauding?

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Frauding. Frotting? First of all. The part that gets me the most when they're oh my god, when they're in Tampa and fucking it's such a power move. Shane like gets out of his chair at the bar towards Ilya, and he's like, smell me with his pheromones. And Ilya's like Ilia's like, that is episode. No, that's five. No, that's four.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

No, that's I'm a stupid idiot.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Stupid idiot. No, because that's af that's right after Rose.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

To be fair, you're not a stupid idiot. Here's the here's what's happened. You've watched it 29 times all at once, every time. So it's really just a five-hour movie.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Then I can't choose between four and five. Because four really breaks my heart and Alice really love four.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

I love the four is just so visually striking.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

I know. It really is. But also I'm at the cottage forever, and episode six is so good. Yeah.

unknown 32:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

I don't know how to choose because the well in C in episode two.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

It's so good. Brother. This is not so we asked these, we asked our friends in Discord, which is a Discord we met in. Also, I think we've talked about it, but it's a heated rivalry Discord, so that's why these are yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

Uh Dorian just asked what color canonical black. It's purple. I don't care. It's purple.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

I know, and everybody says it's purple, but I don't. I've never agreed. And that was before I read the books, too. It's not purple. First of all, mine's purple. Shane and I would not have the same color. And I know this.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

I feel like Shane. I don't know why Rachel made it black, but like I feel like Shane, the character, would have a flesh colored one. You'd be like realistic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

No, like it's one of those suction ones, digging balls, flesh colored. It's in the basic. Like, definitely not like a jet black. I don't know what like range of flesh color, but it would be as realistic as possible.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

You're right. You're right. I just like the idea of it being purple because that's so classic.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

That's fair. You know?

SPEAKER_01 34:02

It is it is classic.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

Classic and whimsical.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

I'm curious if in if in season two we're gonna get like a little quick glimpse into their sex toy drawer. Oh, I hope so. Because you know, you know that Ilya has like cock rings and vibrators and maybe a cock cage because he's weird, but that's just my fucking fanfic brain. Like who knows what he's got in that fucking drawer.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

He wanted to test it at least. Like he can't say he doesn't like it if he hasn't tried it.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Shame that's why he's bisexual. Love a cock cage. I yeah, that is that's in my brain.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

It's that's in your brain. I don't think that they have the same kind of sex toy bag that like Kyle has. No. That motherfucker shows up with a duffel bag at Eric's house. He's like, hey, you wanna get into this? I haven't read that one. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

Dog, you gotta read it. Kyle has everything you could possibly ask for. I'm so and he buys it on his bartender salary somehow.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

How do you know? It's the best sex in this series. It is. I don't like any of them. Okay, that's fair.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Yeah, I've I've read three and I don't like three of them. Yeah, that's valid.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

That's valid. So fair. It's a lot, it's a lot of fun in audio. Maybe it would be fun if you listen to it. Maybe just fucking just listen while you're driving a line.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Skip the first one for sure, though.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

Oh yeah, skip the first one.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Unless we get like re-recordings of them with the cast, which would be really fucking cool. That would be crazy. And it would be way better.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:46

It would. That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

What the fuck? They're having a good time podcasting with us.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Podcasting. Podcasting.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

Podcasting. Nobody sent us pictures of their cats yet.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Ah, oh yeah, that's rude, which means no one's actually listened to episode two. When you just comment nice things. If you've listened to this, get in the comments below and say f freak. Long long version.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

Is it long freak? Freak or freak long?

SPEAKER_03 36:29

That's up to your discussion. Nailed it.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Nailed it. First try. First take.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

Got in one take every time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Every time. This podcast doesn't even need editing. I don't know. No, and I don't. That's why you've never seen any cuts, exactly. Anyway, show us your cats.

SPEAKER_03 36:48

Yeah, send us pictures, videos. Oh, I guess we could tell them how to do that. Um if you do want to send them to onyourneespod at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Please send us pictures, maybe little videos. Maybe I'll do my best impression of Bob Sagitt doing voices for America's Funniest Home videos. And we'll throw up a little picture, a little video, and I'll give it a wacky little voice that'll be, you know. And it might be funny and it might not. We're so excited.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

We won't know until we try.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

Exactly. So rad. Are you so rad about this? So and you know, I always said that.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Well during Western little apartment warming I had. We played this game called Ransom Notes. Have you seen this?

SPEAKER_00 37:56

I want to play that so bad.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

But we don't have it in stock at the store anymore. It's tell me I don't even remember where we got it. You draw a card, and then you know, like um word magnets for your fridge, and you can just like rearrange them all silly. Yeah. Well, you just grab like a chunk of those, and you have a little board that you can put them on. So you draw your prompt, and then you just write out a sentence with the selection of words that you have in front of you. And my favorite strategy is just like real short answers. And one was like, politely tell your guest it's time to leave. And I just put one on my board and said, please. Like two hours later, towards the end of the party, I was like, guys, please.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

I love a callback.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

Calling back my IRL.

SPEAKER_04 38:49

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

Oh my god. I love that. It's like mad libs, but like with little that.

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

Yeah. I like all those, like Baldur Dash and like shit like that.

unknown 39:01

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 39:03

Uh-huh. Same. Jackbox games with words. I love Jackbox.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

We need to do Jackbox.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

That would be really funny. It would be fun.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

It would be fun. We should schedule a game night.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

I would love that. And we will. I last time I played Jackbox games, I was with one of my friends who I consider one of the funniest people I know. And we both make each other a laugh a lot. And we lost with a group we were playing with. And we'll bring it up like every time we hang out with friends. People will be like, Jackbox, and be like, oh yeah, so we can lose. Or like if anybody's laughing at something else we say, we're literally like, oh, but you couldn't uh vote for me in Jackbox. Forever. It's never going to forever joke.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

So good. It's how Darren's a play joke. I love playing games. Board games, though, I I can take or leave because when it comes to like explaining directions to me, there's that I always feel so fucking brain celled. It's like, no, please. I no, I'll listen.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

But if you're not okay with telling me and then also having to show me until I pick it up, you're not gonna have fun with me.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

Yeah. I'm not anything to learn. Right. Don't get irritated because I'm asking you to repeat yourself. I'm stupid. Have patience or don't. We're not gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Well, we said at the top of the episode, I gotta read it, write it, write it, say it, put it under my pillow, then we can. And that's if I have the brain cell that day. Right. So only only one of us can play a board game at a time. So maybe no Jackbox. Maybe we're on a team.

SPEAKER_01 40:55

Okay, yeah. We should schedule a hangout IRL where we film together an episode and we try to play a game. None of us.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Oh that would actually be so fun. Okay. Another thing. Email, game ideas. Or if you've made a game, we can test it for you. But what's that?

SPEAKER_01 41:21

What's the game Adam Scott plays in Parks and Wreck that he makes? Kirks of Dunshire. Wizards of Dunshire.

SPEAKER_04 41:30

Something. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Hold on, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Send us the cones of Dunshire.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Is it just cones of Dunshire? I think so. I can't believe we okay. It's because we're all three very powerful when we are using the brain cell together that we all thought of that at the same time. That's why we were able to remember. Because if I was trying to do that on my own, I would have had to Google it.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Well when we put our friendship rings together, it turns into our whole brain.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

Cones of Dunshire was made into an actual board game.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

Oh my god. And there's so convoluted.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

It is. You had to be there. You just need to be there. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Oh my goodness. Do we need to make a P.O. box so people can send us games to try? Oh. Maybe after we have more than like 30 followers.

SPEAKER_00 42:18

Yeah, right.

unknown 42:18

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

Open the P.O. box right now. I don't know what money we're gonna pay for it like.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Monthly. I wonder if we can get together around Christmas. Like, I wonder if that could be a possibility. We could be like a real couch podcast.

SPEAKER_00 42:33

I wanna do it, but if I went to go visit you guys instead of my family for the holidays.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

They never got an open. They're not allowed to listen to this podcast, dude. That's true. I also just said around holidays. That could be a Halloween trip.

SPEAKER_04 42:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

I want to do it. What if we went to see with you guys? What if we went to see? That would be so much fun. I always wanted to go.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

It was one of my own. I know for Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

That would be a nightmare during Halloween, I feel like. That's also true. I'd want to go in like July.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

Or like but nothing's popping off. It's not as spooky.

SPEAKER_00 43:19

So I mean it's not gonna be spooky in Halloween because it's gonna be everybody that's like But if we went in like September, so it's not like it's and it starts around then.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

Yeah, it starts around early. I think or the beginning of October. Um but but they have like that night market that I want to experience so bad.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

It just feels so bad because every time I see anything about it, it's just like it is. It seems like it's just turned into like a consumerism place. It's like I like the idea. Well, I mean in a way, bittersweet idea, you know.

SPEAKER_00 43:56

History bitch, so I'd want to do all of the nerdy shit.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Yeah, see that part would be fine. But also as a history bitch, I'm like, their bread was fucked up. They were just high as shit. It wasn't witchcraft. It was bad yeast. Bad yeast in women. Bad combo, I guess. I guess back then.

SPEAKER_00 44:19

Oh my god. Bad yeast in women is generally a bad combo.

unknown 44:23

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

As a gluten-free person, I would have been safe. Yeah. Because gluten-free existed back then. Yeah. It was allowed. I would have been like, I don't eat bread. They'd be like, dunk. She's a fucking witch. Actually, tired of that steak over there. Get actually, I'll just shoot her. I'll just shoot her with a gun.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

I'm just gonna shoot her with this fucking what those guns with the knives on the end? Bayonette?

SPEAKER_03 45:02

Just like 12 sticking out of me in town square. Um, I can't eat bread.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

I'm barf when I eat bread, which gets a pimple from the bread.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

You know what? That's literally something that makes sense. I know that's like one of the side effects is like fucked up skin.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

I know.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

Oh I'm not a witch. For sure. Usually I mean to problem blink, and that was a full.

SPEAKER_00 45:41

That was so good.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

That was an accident. Your eyes might as well have closed this way. I saw your third eyelid. You might as well have reached up with your tongue and licked your eye. That looks crazy.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Oh my god. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

Well, now I'm crying, so I'll never have to blink again, so good for me.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

You look really high, actually. That made you look stony.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

I have like my fan off. I'm laughing. I'm crying. This sh diet Shasta Cola isn't refreshing at all.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

My cat Remy has been just like titty masher extraordinaire lately. Yeah. He and it's like he like beckons me to lay down. He's like, it's bedtime, mother, it's 9 30. And then I'll like lay down and he'll be like, oh yes. I'm like tits are biscuits.

unknown 46:53

Stop. Stop.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Stop. And then I'll just be like, lay down.

SPEAKER_03 46:59

I like the vision of the laying down so your tit is over here. Yes. Literally. Which, yes, that happens. I I I'm very glad that it was like true to form.

SPEAKER_00 47:09

It's one minute to dinner time, and Merlin just came in to tell me, so I'm not feeding the cats real quick. Merlin.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

That's the one I gave this, I gave the Stuart Griffin fucking accent to, I think, right? Yes. Mala, feed me.

SPEAKER_03 47:31

My I call um the wet cat food I give Puss beef feast. She has a little wet pate. And I'm like, here's your beef feast.

SPEAKER_00 47:49

Beef feast is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Beef feast. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna open this window because I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

Walk.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

Walk backwards when you come back.

SPEAKER_00 48:12

It's my lunch lady, but Did I ever tell you how I used to be a lunch lady?

SPEAKER_03 48:18

Did you really?

unknown 48:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

I was 19 years old. Such a varied career. I honestly you could be like, have you ever done this? And I'd probably have something adjacent if it wasn't like healthcare related, which Moon has covered.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

So I've done a lot. Yeah. Oh my god, that reminds me. Haven't been to one in forever, but today found a really good estate sale. Mm-hmm. And you know how like when you find an estate sale and you walk in and you're like, I know what this bitch did for a living. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 48:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

This bitch was a nurse. And I know that because she had 1,000 nurse trinkets. Little bears that were nurses, little piggies that were nurses, little cupis that were nurses. She had a little nurse, she had two jars with nurses inside of them called nurse in a jar. Yikes! So this was like oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

Like, oh, okay, God rest a soul. But she didn't have any other personality traits. And her or and or her family didn't know about them, and this is what they kept getting her for Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

And and Emily and I had that that conversation where we were like, okay, exactly. This could go one of two ways. This was technically her mom animal. You know, a mom buys a bunch of roosters, right? Or a bunch of pigs, and this is her mom animal.

SPEAKER_00 49:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

Or she collected two nurse things, and her family was like, You like nurse, you like being a nurse?

SPEAKER_03 49:52

Oh, you like that.

SPEAKER_01 49:53

Here are all the nurses for you.

SPEAKER_03 49:56

Her best performance at Christmas was the first year she was a nurse, and she got a nurse present, and everybody was like, easy. I know. I got you now.

SPEAKER_01 50:04

Forever. Did you get anything? I did. And I it's a callback to our last episode. I love a callback. I found a little tiny Scrooge McDuck holding a little bag of money. Oh my god. Yeah, he's this big. Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loved it. I was like, Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck, the McDuck! Grabbed him, no pants. Grabbed him, and then I I did buy one nurse trinket, and it's a cupie doll, porcelain cupy doll. Oh. With a little a little potted plant, a little potted flower, and a nursing cap, and then the toddler tummy and no clothes. Oh. That's exactly how I like my nurses to look. I know, precious. If I had a mom animal, it'd be turtles. If you guys had a mom animal, parent animal, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04 51:07

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

Like, what's one thing you could see yourself like collecting too much of?

SPEAKER_00 51:11

I don't know if it really counts. I I don't I can't imagine a mom doing it, but bats for me, like I already have so much bats.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

You would though.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 51:25

Yeah. Yeah. But also elephants.

unknown 51:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Mine would be dragon Virgin Mary shit, which I already have like a lot.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

Yeah. When I was a kid, when I was a kid, it was dolphins. I had so many dolphin figurines. Holy shit. I l Lisa Frank is to blame for that.

SPEAKER_03 51:47

Oh yeah. Mine was dolphins and like any like weird light, like disco balls, or like those ones with like the red and yellow, or I mean you can I still I'm like, I need weird lights. Just bisexual lighting. Yeah, I need bisexual lighting all the time since I was a child.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

That reminds me, I had a like one of those little neon standees. As oh yeah. Maybe when I was like 12, it was a martini glass. I don't remember who got it for me.

SPEAKER_01 52:22

Not a martini.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

It doesn't come in a bar. It comes in a martini glass.

SPEAKER_00 52:31

Wait, did you guys have bug juice too? I always thought that was a West Coast thing. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

No, I think Bud bug juice is national. What was the other question I asked? Oh fuck. I asked a question and then I said another question, and I forgot the first question.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

Somebody rewind this and let us know.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

Was your cat just scooting her butt across the ground? Oh my god, what she caught.

SPEAKER_03 52:58

Sometimes, listen. Okay. Here's something. This is insane. And she did it a couple of times in my old house. But I used to live in this complex. And whenever we lived in the other apartment there, she would do that all the fucking time. She didn't do it as much at the house. And so I'm back here. And the other day, she like four people have seen her doing that now already. That's the less than a month. Less than two weeks. The carpet, the carpet.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

There was carpet in the house. But it's this particular carpet that scratches the itch. She's trying to do a sabo. Fuck me. I was recently watching New Girl and I was reminded of um Sophie's Chocho. I haven't been able to remember when CeCe was like needed to get like her breasts looked at, and Schmidt shows up and is like, I need to say goodbye. But she's like, they're not going anywhere. This is an annual checkup. And he's like, I need a minute. And then she's like, you can just say goodbye to one. And he was like, oh, a real Sophie's Chocho.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

He is the funniest bitten man on Twitter.

SPEAKER_01 54:14

Dude, so all week I've been saying Sophie's Chocho. That's insane. It's a real Sophie's Chocho. I don't know what made me think of that just now. But I said it. There was like no relevance to the cat scooting their ass across the cards.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

You just had to get it out. That's fair. Sophie's Chocho. I just needed to say.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

Oh, I said Sabo. I said your cat's doing a Sabo, and that's also a Schmidt line.

SPEAKER_03 54:39

And now I'm like looking over. Like there's nothing. It's for no reason. She doesn't have worms. She goes to the vet regularly because she's old, especially. She's been doing it since she was little. And just she's just I just want to be a little bit more than a child. She's also autistic.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

It's a sad. Like, I think our cats are on the spectrum. My cat cake hates to be touched. These fucking cats.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

Well, will you want to do some housekeeping?

SPEAKER_01 55:05

I was just gonna ask. Hey. Listen, y'all. It's been fun. It's been real. But it hasn't been real fun. And if I said that, I'd be lying. Because it actually was real fun. And thank you. To every question. I know. Thanks for listening. We really respect you. Keep sending us questions to our Google Doc, please. Um, you can like saw follow us like on our socials. You can email us if you want. If you want. I mean, there's Instagram, there's threads. I'm personally follow us personally and our podcast because we're all very funny on threads and Instagram. Um and you can find us um under our link tree. Everything is under on your knees pod. We have YouTube, all the good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 56:00

Yeah. Our individuals are on there too. So find it all. Uh the the forum for questions is on our Instagram, which is on your knees pod too. But um you can also email us. That's on your kneespod at gmail.com. Just send us questions however you want. DM them to us individually. We'll find them, we'll see them, we'll share them with each other. Text us. Text me.

SPEAKER_02 56:25

My number is called my mom.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Car horn. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 56:36

And if you can figure it out, you can have me. Win. Um, anyway, I'd like to thank. I'm so scared. I'd like to thank G Wiz for our intro song and ultrasong. I use it on both sides whenever I do this. Um, they're a music producer and DJ. They make incredible shit. Love her so much. Uh find her stuff on GWiz of the Stars.com. G W I C of the Stars.com. Thanks, G Wiz.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

Thank you. Um and thank you guys for listening. You can hear us every Monday. And yeah. We're here. Um you can find out where we're streaming on our brother sprout and also on our link tree. Again, that is on our Instagram and YouTube, correct?

SPEAKER_03 57:34

Yeah. Also just linktr.e slash on your knees pod. Just you can probably just Google on your knees link tree. I bet it would come up.

SPEAKER_00 57:45

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SPEAKER_01 57:48

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SPEAKER_03 57:56

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SPEAKER_01 58:40

So I'm turning full heel. Tapin. Me for me.