OYK 4: Come Sit on PeePoo's Lap

The lads discuss what has them on their knees.

This week, we talk scariest flying animals, misandry, and ear orgasms.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

Did you know that ears can have orgasms? I'll send you the video.

SPEAKER_04 0:28

Hi, cumers and uncomers. Welcome to On Your Knees, a queer comedy podcast, where we answer your unhinged questions. And if they're not unhinged, we'll make sure they become unhinged. I'm Cam Hunter.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

And I'm Kayla. And I'm Mooney. That's right. That's us. Here we are.

SPEAKER_06 0:48

We did James now.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

What time?

SPEAKER_04 0:55

It is 8.09 p.m. Central Time. We said we would do this 6 p.m. I think the original plan was 5 p.m. So we're only three hours late. Which for queer people, yeah, not bad. Queer on time. Queer on time. Yeah. I stepped on a cat. So that one's dead. So we can't use that content.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Luckily, they're just like everywhere. You just like go outside and find one. Just grab one. That's how we got jinx.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

She just showed it.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Both. Both. Both of 'em. Both of 'em. She was just big bonging around in the background. It was really funny before.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Which one? Yours. The devil?

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Yeah. Uh-huh. Scooter. Well, that's her new name.

SPEAKER_04 1:47

Oh no. The big one is Scooter. That's so that's Sailor Puss. That's the good girl. Oh. Except for that one thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:54

Except for that one time. She'd be itching her bolt.

SPEAKER_04 1:57

Boat hole. Boat hole! No. No. Because that's gonna be somebody's flesh now, and then it's gonna be my fault. Pothole. Pothole. Okay. You know what? I have a question.

SPEAKER_06 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:18

What has y'all on your knees this week?

SPEAKER_06 2:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Okay, in like uh on your knees way, or like on your knees.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

You tell me. Were you held at gunpoint? And did you come?

SPEAKER_06 2:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Um I don't know. Like, I've been kind of trying to think of it all week. Like it's just like a general please stop, you know? Please stop. And I don't know who I'm asking. Oh the way.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Can y'all just stop?

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Call back to your please. Please. Please. Please.

unknown 3:11

Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 3:12

Stop. Okay. So you're on your knees saying please stop. Which. Next.

SPEAKER_05 3:25

Unfortunately. I feel like I'm uh also on my knees asking the universe to fucking stop. Mostly I'm so fucking tired lately. I know. I've been sleeping like 12 to 13 hours every day.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

Which, like, yeah. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

Opposite ends of that spectrum. Um, I don't know why. Uh, I don't know why. I think maybe my body just needs it. I just finished my period, so maybe.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

Well, how about you, buddy?

SPEAKER_04 4:06

I had so many good ones lined up. Like, I think I did really well in acting class. I did my first paid acting anything. Um, I don't think I'm really allowed to talk about what it is, but uh that's fine. Um what else? Or paid on camera because the live stuff I do, my friends do pay for me that. My worst. So good things have happened. And then today, on the way, like rushing home, so I could do this with y'all, um, my tire actually the whole car just started shaking. And I was like, damn, Oklahoma roads suck.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Fucking pop.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

And then there was a big fucking pop, and I was like, damn, this car sucks. So I pulled over and there were just pieces of my car hanging off, and the tire was totally stripped. I'm gonna put up pictures on the YouTube. Um insane looking. Then, as I said earlier, my best friend and her wife came to save me, as they always do. So shout out Lauren and Krista for everything always forever. Just good week, and then the universe was like, how bad do you really want to have a good like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you really want to have a good time? Prove it. Right. Are you posy? Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

So pretty cool. Pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05 5:58

Have you contacted insurance yet?

SPEAKER_04 6:01

Is that still it's back together?

SPEAKER_05 6:04

Yeah. Wait, your tires back together?

SPEAKER_04 6:06

Krista changed my tire, screwed on the parts that were off, and insurance can lick my nuts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

I mean, honestly. Honestly.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

I know. I was literally like watching her do it, and I was like, a man could never do it. Never urgently.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

Never. Oh, he would be so angry the whole time. He'd be so mad, and the vibe would be awful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

It would be weird. It would be such an inconvenience to him, and he would make sure you knew. Oh. Absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Very, very, very, very nice. Um, this is a pro-missory podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah. Is real and it's good. Um half of our follow followers almost are like it's like 48% men, so we gotta fix that.

SPEAKER_06 7:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:06

Um get out of here. If you don't get offended by like that, you um you can stay. Except for that one. He can stay. Which one? Yeah. Oh. When we say men, we mean cis men. Now, if there are any hot trans men looking at us right now, show yourselves.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

Me flirting from that vine. Hey, bud.

unknown 7:40

Hey, bud.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Hey, bud. Hey, bud.

SPEAKER_04 7:45

I okay. We have questions. We've gotten I might have answers. Some I should have we talked about doing it. It's fine. Um you don't get to see behind the veil. Stop listening. We're talking about stuff. Okay, listen now. Question. Okay, now you can listen. Yeah, now it's fine. Did you stop for five seconds though? Ask me a question. I'm so excited. So, from Riley, they asked, Who's in your nightmare blunt rotation? Oh, yeah. Thank you, Riley.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Love this question.

SPEAKER_04 8:25

Perfect question. I have an answer right away. You want to hear? Okay. Do y'all smoke weed?

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:34

You do.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

I do in my heart. Because it's and I don't either. So so long.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

So, so, um, moon's in my nightmare blown rotation. Because we'd both green out and scare the fuck out of each other. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

I was worried at first that it was for like legitimate reasons. And I was like, I should be yours. No, because you know what I would do is if you started to green out, then I would be like, I'm sober now and I'm here to take care of you, baby. Um, yeah. You can do it.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

I can do that with alcohol, but not with weed. Uh-uh. If I get too high, the voices. I'm not joking.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

You start to hear the brain cell talk to you.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

He's trying to weasel his way back in. This is what mine says. This is you're gonna be the first guy to die from weed ever. You're gonna be the first one. And I'm like, have I told you? You guys hear that too, right?

SPEAKER_04 9:42

Oh, I wish it was just one.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have I told you the story of the first time? I got way too high.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

No, but I want to hear it.

SPEAKER_05 9:51

Okay, so it's right before bed. I'm in a lot of pain, so I just I take a 10 milligram gummy and I'm like, it's fine. Uh-oh. Uh, but I they were a new brand I hadn't tried before. I lay down in bed and I immediately have like start having the most existential, floaty thoughts about like how nothing matters. But like, and these are things that I already believe, but like it's a diff it's an elevated feeling, you know. Totally. I stumble out of bed and I walk into the living room and I tell my partners, I think I need to go to the hospital. And they're both like, what's going on? I'm like panicking. I s I step into the the kitchen and I throw up in the kitchen sink because I'm so freaked out. And then I they finally they get me to calm down enough to go lay down in bed. I sleep for no joke 24 hours straight and do not wake up for anything. Oh. And then I still fell out of it for the next like week or so. Um what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 11:13

I want to know what the percentage was. I want to know what the percentage was. I don't really see.

SPEAKER_05 11:18

But the thing is too that the the brand I no longer see on shelves. So I think I probably was not the only person who had this problem. Yeah. Um, it's funny now. At the time, I it felt like my brain cracked open like an egg. And I I thought I was gonna die.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

You were like the you were like that commercial back that niches your brain on drugs. Oh my god. Literally laid it on the couch. That girl's dead. Was it Christina Ricci just laid it on the couch? Was it Christina?

SPEAKER_05 11:53

The straight edge teenager and me. The straight edge teenager in me was like, this is what we were afraid of. This is why we never did this.

SPEAKER_04 12:03

And you know what? You just could you're secured yourself as a spot on my uh nightmare blunt rotation. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. So we do all of us.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Like how many? Three?

SPEAKER_04 12:17

Five? Four? Okay. I imagined three. It's you two, and then I'm gonna make it a nightmare for y'all, Lena Dunham.

SPEAKER_05 12:27

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 12:28

I'm sorry. Okay, your turn.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Okay, Kayla, you go first. I haven't thought of anybody.

SPEAKER_05 12:34

Okay, so aside from that nightmare story, I don't really have a hard time with weed. Um, but I do get wild horny. So Hell yeah. And I think I've said this before because people were talking about it. Connor and Hudson, absolutely never, even if I was given the opportunity. I can, I can keep myself, like I can control myself enough, but I will cry about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

Well, they you Because you're horny? Because you're too horny. Too horny. I'm just so horny.

SPEAKER_05 13:18

You know what? That's real, crazy embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Um what's wrong? I'm horny. Fuck. I'm wet on top and bottom.

SPEAKER_04 13:31

One time I made a TikTok of me crying, and it was because my situation ship didn't come over, and I wasn't sad he wouldn't come over. I was sad I wasn't gonna get fucked that night. Yeah. Literally TikTok.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Or it is nothing to do with it. Yeah, yeah. Um, the third person would probably be, I don't know, probably like Joe Rogan. Because he would be talking, or like anybody, any dude like that. Oh. He would talk non-stop. Yeah. And I would get so overstimulated.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

Yeah, that would be insane. I'm inspired, Moon.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Who do you not want to see? Well, I was thinking like along the lines of like a Joe Rogan type, but like um probably an ex. Like the worst ex that I have. Yeah, um. Uh, probably like uh Quentin Tarantino. Oh, I would lay into that motherfucker. He'd kill my eye instantly. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 14:44

Oh, if he brings the weed, it's just fucked up. It's trash.

SPEAKER_02 14:49

It's just actually trash weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um I probably this person's probably on. It's all men, of course, but this person's probably on everybody's like dream bullet rotation. But I my nightmare would be smoking with Seth Rogan because keep your cross joints away from me. Like, I'm just an old school, like, you like you're scared of what he's capable of. I just, it's just too much. And I and I was a heavy smoker for a very long time. Like when I quit smoking weed, my friends were like, What? Are you okay? That kind of smoker. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

I used to be like an engineer of gravity bongs. Like, I've been there. So corn tin with a two, a two-liter. Any anything. Hand me two things and I got it. Oh, yeah. Aluminum can you.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

Why were we smoking out of aluminum cans? And now we're like, why are we stupid?

SPEAKER_04 15:51

I think it made me stronger and smarter and cooler. Okay, fair. That's all aluminum can baby.

SPEAKER_05 16:02

You knock on it, it's hot.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Well, her, she's an aluminum can, baby.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

We used the can. My mom kept her eggs frozen in. I found that. I'm not a frozen egg baby, by the way. It'd be cooler if I was. Oh my god, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

So yeah, I mean, just like shitty, shitty men, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:28

Shitty men. Honestly, it honestly, the true answer is just any three men.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Three six straight men. Misen dream. No.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Yeah, no, thanks. Yeah, no thanks. I'll pass.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

So our next question is from a man. Sorry or whatever. This is from Captain Wolf Dan on Instagram. Okay. Um, I just like that. It's silly. Uh, I think we can do some bits and goofs and also scare each other. What would be the scariest animal if it had wings?

SPEAKER_02 17:10

I answered this in the comments. I don't know if you guys saw my answer. Oh, I did not. You didn't? Okay, you guys go first. I think I did.

unknown 17:18

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Mine um would it's it it would be kind of cute too, but just house cats, if they could also fucking fly.

SPEAKER_05 17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

Like they're already so pretentious. Just imagine if they had that confidence as well. That's insane.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Technically, like kittens can kind of fly. Kind of. Huh? You guys know what it's like. You'd remember having kittens where you're just like, how I mean, how you just turned a year old.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

She is good. She's a fresh kitten. Flapping around.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

That's so funny. It's like when they jump, they catch more air because they're little. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:08

Oh, they can do like double jumps from Mario.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was it Charlie Day that said that they cat is cat physics? They like they don't, it doesn't apply. Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 18:22

I I that show makes me so uncomfy, but it's so. Does it?

SPEAKER_02 18:26

That's fair, because I feel like that's the split. Like 50% of people are like, fuck yeah, I love the show, and the other 50% are like, uh, that's yeah, yeah. I'm not like it's bad.

SPEAKER_05 18:36

I'm like, I don't know. I'm like in the middle. Like I wanna I wanna watch and enjoy it, but I'm also like, I gotta really, really be in the mood. Yeah. They're over to be maybe offended.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

Charlie Day would be the scariest animal with wings. Don't let that man fly.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

I feel like I wanna sorry, one second. I want to put Dennis Reynolds on my fucking nightmare blog rotation. Oh.

unknown 19:08

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

Sorry to interrupt. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Um, I they're already a mythical animal, but like horses with wings would be fucking terrifying, actually.

unknown 19:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Hagas are horrifying. They're so big.

SPEAKER_05 19:25

Exactly. They'd be so scary. They try to make them so like magical, but no, that gives them that much muscle. That much muscle? Hard feet? No. Oh no. Now I'm thinking though of like when when when like fowls are born and they have those soft that's worse than the hard feet.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

Put up a picture of a foal's foot so everybody can see what this looks like. And I was like, and I won't.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

Jump scare.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

That and also like like hippos, like anything that's really fucking big.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

Oh. Hippos would have that same fucking superpower that they have like in water. They could just fly so fucking fast, probably.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

No. I just think.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

What was your answer, Moon?

SPEAKER_02 20:27

I I must know. It's the it's the opposite, and I'm I think it's the scariest answer. Chihuahuas. Think about it. Chihuahuas with wings?

SPEAKER_04 20:48

I only know sweet chihuahuas. I lucky never met a meanie.

SPEAKER_05 20:53

Yeah. Chihuahuas with wings would be the real attack hot helicopter.

SPEAKER_04 21:02

Literally. Sweet. I'm very much a you don't know how to train your fucking dog perfectly. Okay, that too.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

I mean, like I really don't know. Yeah. Valid insane. However, some of them should have a heart wing. They're already like, okay, they go for your like Achilles tendon. Yeah. Imagine if one could go for your fucking jugular. Like it's hovering at next. You know, not like chihuahuas like a lift of paw and they're just shaking perpetually. But imagine like the flutter is in their wings. They're calling at you.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

That's horror. Scary. Leave it to a man on Instagram to make us just uncomfortable through the whole question. Yeah. Thanks, Dan. Thank you. Thanks, Dan. Thanks, Dan. Captain Wolf Dan.

SPEAKER_05 21:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

I okay I meant that so nice when I made that face and did that. Um here's a y'all I know I'm sorry I picked this I'm scared I recently learned urethras can be slightly different places for vagina havers. Do you know where your urethra is?

SPEAKER_02 22:25

Yes. Well, she's got her location turned off right now, so I'm sorry. I said she's got her location turned off right now, so I can't see like exactly where she is, but I have like a general idea.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

She doesn't want to be tracked by the government, and that's fair.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 22:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:45

Have you ever had to pee in a cup? You gotta know exactly where that bitch is, or you're gonna be really good at that.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Yeah, are you? Okay. So I've been in rehab. Hell yeah. Okay, yes. Lots of practice. I've taken a lot of drug tests. I've never been to rehab, but I've taken a shit ton of drug tests. So that's what I was for. We had to do a whole lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Um, anytime you like stepped away, they were like, get back over here. Pee in this cup.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

Um, yeah, I I know that you can also have like a uh your the length of your ureter can also be different lengths. I have a friend who's got a really short one, so she has to pee constantly.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Oh damn, mine's probably miles long. It's just like twelve.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

It's like a nestle. It's just a nest up in there. Yeah, just a little nest. A little, a little nest of a little anatomy nest up in there. Yeah. It's like a silly straw. It's like a silly straw.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

Yeah, you try to pass a kidney and your body's like, the kidney stone's like have I ever told y'all that I have a like weird, unexplained phobia to water slides.

unknown 24:17

No.

SPEAKER_05 24:17

We've talked about it a little bit, but you can't explain why.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

I mean, yeah, probably. You have told me that, yes. And I remembered it, and I love you. I don't, I don't, sorry. No, I'm the moon was already in both sides. Um but I wonder if that's why. Because I have your kidney stone and I could feel it going crazy in there. Because your sense memory.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Your ureter, your your tube from your kidney to your bladder, and then and then your bladder to your pisshole. It was just loop de loops. And I'm sorry, okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Oh, oh, oh, you apologize. No, no, apologize again. Look in the camera. Bowie. And that was sincere.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

That was like, and I meant it.

SPEAKER_04 25:21

And and I meant that.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

So fuck. Great, great question, pal.

SPEAKER_04 25:29

Yeah, that was from Lou. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. We're about to lose a listener if they listen. No, no. That's another name for a bathroom. That's a great question to ask.

unknown 25:47

It is. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

Lou's like, I've got a question that I ask everyone.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

I just wanted to my personal icebreaker.

SPEAKER_04 26:01

Lou. Lou. Good question. We're on to you. Yeah. So, Moon, I heard you have a little surprise for us. I do.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Supplies? A little surprise. So, what we really want is for listeners and watchers to send in pictures of their cats. Videos. Uh, you know, if if you do send in a video, make it just short. So I had my best friend, I asked my best friend, we're gonna keep her anonymous, but I got permission to share some pictures of my friend's cat. Um, and here they are. Um, so what I would like is for you guys to tell me what you think her name is. Okay. Um, and what do you think her personality's like? What do you think, you know? Uh my my my bestie says that she looks like she was drawn from memory 40,000 years ago. And then, and you know, that's not wrong. I see that.

SPEAKER_04 27:07

Yeah. Um, so this cat's name is Scribben. Scribben! K-R-I-B-B-E-N.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

And perhaps even Renaissance painting cat. Like human-faced cat kind of like rotund.

SPEAKER_05 27:26

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Rotund. And I see it.

SPEAKER_05 27:29

My favorite is the like zoomed-in picture of the like void eyes. This cat has absolutely nothing going on in there.

SPEAKER_04 27:40

How many brain cells would you say this cat has, Kayla? Two and a half out of ten. Scribbin, thanks for being on the podcast. Yeah. Love you, Scribbin. Um, can I tell you her actual name? Oh, if they want you to share it. Oh, they're fine.

SPEAKER_02 27:59

They don't care that she remains anonymous, but I just liked you guys. Her name is Piper, but I call her Peppy. Yeah. So I'll I'll kind of chase her around the yard, and because she, I mean, her belly just like a wrecking ball.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

I go, Pippin'. Then I kind of like grant pipe him in. Like the pirate ship at an amusement park. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

Yes. But that's scribbing. That's scribbing now. Pipe.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

That's scribbing. Junior here.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

Holy shit. I love it. Wheel of that angel. So, so listen, if you want us to like lightly roast your cat, send us a picture. Um, the uglier the better. I've got so many um friends with so many ugly cats. And you know, and that's okay. Yeah. That's they're all preferable. Preferable, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Yeah. Make them nasty.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Make them nasty.

SPEAKER_04 29:00

Yeah, send them to uh onyournease pod at gmail.com. So please. Please send your cats for you. Take a bath.

SPEAKER_00 29:14

Um bitch.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

I've got uh question from a Discord friend. They didn't say she didn't say if I could use her name, so I'm not going to, but you know who you are if you're listening. Um this one's just a silly fun one. Um, if you had the capacity to grant a wish a la Thanos with a gauntlet of gems, what would it be and why?

SPEAKER_02 29:40

I could get pretty serious with this question.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

Let's do a bit. And it'd snap, and everyone would laugh every time it just snapped. Yeah, laugh.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

Bitch, laugh.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

It's good for you. You love the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 30:00

I just want my friends and my family to be happy. I love that. Sweet.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

That is really sweet. No cry.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

I know how to say it. I yeah, cry. I would laugh. Cry. Um real answer for me would be like uh make all like billionaires have empathy. And I think that would fix a lot. Like, I think after that they'd be like, oh, I need this for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

Well, yeah, because my my real answer was gonna be snap and basically do a Thanos, but I get to pick who dies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 30:48

Absolutely. Which I don't know, maybe that would cause more chaos, but like make shit interesting.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Yeah. We'd figure it out. World would keep on turning. Probably a little easier on Mother Earth here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

So I'd also make it so that I could um, or maybe all of us could understand what animals are saying.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

No. Smudge right now is thinking about how she's gonna kill me tonight. Yeah. And I don't want to. Well, at least you'd know to know that. I don't want to hear it.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

That's yeah, you know, I mean, and also I just want to know if we could hear what smudge is talking about.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

Not to be that guy, but like, man, if we could hear what animals were thinking, I think the meat industry would go under like that. Talk about fuck it up. Well, yeah. That would be nice.

SPEAKER_04 31:47

So we're giving billionaires and uh like mass production meat companies and chicken.

SPEAKER_02 31:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

Get it together. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

Hell yeah. I'd love that. That would be sick. Oh, and I want everybody that doesn't have a uterus to know what it feels like to have a uterus.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

Ooh, ooh. Yeah. Oh, you're having cramps. Is it that bad?

SPEAKER_02 32:13

Yeah, bitch, it fucking is. Yeah. Oh, and you have a migraine at the same time that you have lightning bolts in your butthole, and you have to go to work. Oh and your back fucking hurts.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

It feels like your urethra is literally tied into a fucking. Do you guys get that? You know what I'm saying? I don't get lightning butthole too much. I get like urethra is throbbing.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 32:43

It's all those tangles and loop-de-loops. No, I just feel like one, it's it's all it kind of flip-flops between which one. But one of my ovaries always feels like it's about to fucking implode. Pop.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

Yeah.

unknown 33:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

I would switch that. And you know what? For the people with like balls, um, I'd leave those on the outside, and that's what hurts. So it's like rubbing against their fucking audience and shit.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Oh, god, and you're overstimulated and your shirt's too tight, your belts too tight, and now your balls hurt too.

SPEAKER_05 33:30

I fucking hate you.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

I love that. Can I address one comment we got? We all can if we want. Somebody said I looked mean when I said something, and I watched it back, and I was like, no, I don't. And then I watched it back and I was like, okay, I kind of do. And then I watched it back and I was like, that's autism. Yeah. It's not auto-like to be clear.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

I'm also on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_04 34:01

Yeah, same. So if you're watching this and you see anyone make a weird face, we did not know we were doing that. My face, my face was not intentional all the time. Yeah. Oh, if I was actually mad, like face I make where it just kind of like relaxes and I look mean, that's dissociation, baby. That's yeah, that's nothing. If I I can control my face, but I can't control it really whenever I'm having an emotion. So like if I'm upset, I'm gonna emote. And you're gonna know when I'm actually upset because I'm gonna be like, Yeah, just straight up the ugliest fucking face will be on my fucking face.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

I also really liked the comment that was mmm, thick big booties. Mmm.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

That was insane. I forgot that people are freaks online. I don't know how you forgot that.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Could you see our big juicy booties?

SPEAKER_04 35:14

But no. Okay, let me stand up. Yeah, I know. I'm still sitting here. Literally, this man was like, mm-mm, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

Actually, he used two peaches for the O's in booties.

SPEAKER_05 35:31

Oh my god, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Oh how clever.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

Creative. Everyone's so creative. Um I just thought he was like throwing letters in and being a dude. Yeah, I really thought that was a like uh, what was it?

SPEAKER_05 35:48

Damn Nicki. It was very like damn Nicky to me.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

Oh my god. Your boobies.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Well, yeah, good stuff. Okay, we got big thick peach booty booty peach peach.

unknown 36:02

We made it! Peach peach.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

We made it, you guys. We made it! Finally, my butt's getting the recognition recognition she deserves. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

Um, I wasn't gonna ask this one, this one, but I'm I'm going to now. Um, someone named Delulny, spelled in K-N-E-E at the end, Dululu-Ne, asked, what is a well-known fact that always confuses or is appalling to you? And I'd like to say, I recently learned that ears can have orgasms. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

Consider me appalled. I'm appalled that your cat is on tube with his bipedal right now.

SPEAKER_06 36:48

No!

SPEAKER_02 36:50

That was so scary and gross, and there's a person in that suit, and that's not a cat, and that was a skinwalker, and I am so scared.

SPEAKER_05 37:00

Get out of there.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

I asked Moon, how are you always noticing stuff in the background that like we don't see? And they said, I'm always looking for ghosts and shit.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

And they just did a fucking dog. And I found a fucking skinwalker dog. I don't know what to tell you. Sudge.

SPEAKER_04 37:22

That was so scary. They're dried plants, so she's like, I'm gonna. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:31

I'm gonna stand up on two eggs look at me.

SPEAKER_05 37:35

Oh no. The evolution of cats in real time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

She's like laying down. She's like, I've never done anything wrong in my life. Yeah, actually.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

So the question was, what what fat well-known fact do we find to be appalling? Confusing andor appalling, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:51

I got one.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

What's yours?

SPEAKER_05 37:54

Until I see one with my own two eyes, narwhals are not real. That is a mythical creature.

SPEAKER_04 38:02

Yeah, fuck that guy.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

I don't care how many pictures I see on the internet. That shit's not real. I hope they can't hear you say that.

unknown 38:09

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_05 38:09

Narwhals, close your ears. I love you, but you're not real.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

I mean, like birds and horses are fruit. Did you hear that? Where are you? What the fuck did you just say? I don't know. Somebody in the Discord earlier said that horses are fruit. Um, well known or an but appalling fact. I don't know. Like the yeah. What?

SPEAKER_04 38:37

Oh, sorry. I thought you were. Oh no, I can't think of one. I can't think of one. Okay. Like another one that's like, like, what are you talking about? Is a very well-known one. Is that Cleopatra lived closer to like the invention of the iPhone than when like the pyramids were being built? Like she used bees as a way to like charge her like vibrator. And like now I can look up any porn I want on this thing. And she could have had a chance to see that as well. But neither of us know anything about the pyramids. Cleopatra and I have so much in common. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

There are a lot of appalling facts.

SPEAKER_00 39:27

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Like people think that animals that beat like insects are animals.

SPEAKER_04 39:35

Yeah. Speaking of things that's like how fish don't have feelings, huh?

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Why can't feel?

SPEAKER_04 39:42

No, that's bullshit. Goldfish can learn tricks.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

Yeah, they and but they have a nervous system. What are you saying? Literally, it's insane. Anyway, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:51

Oh, I thought we were talking like emotional feelings.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

No. Well, our animals can feel too. I mean, yeah, yeah. They they can feel feelings. I mean, octopus are like the smartest. They're fish, right? Yeah. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

Octopus definitely know how to build pyramids, first of all.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

They probably did build the fucking pyramids.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Only octopus and ancient Egyptians know how to build pyramids.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Like they absolutely feel I can't, I couldn't build a pyramid because I can't do math. Yeah, fair.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

I hate lifting, so I okay. You can't do math.

SPEAKER_05 40:30

Wait, if somebody else can do the math, I can do the lifting.

SPEAKER_04 40:33

Okay. Oh yeah. Right. So I can't do math.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

You know what I can do really well?

SPEAKER_05 40:38

Who can do math? Someone do math for us.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

I can supervise.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

And that would be over there. Wait, no, no, no. Over there.

SPEAKER_02 40:47

You guys are doing great. You look really hot while you're doing that. You're cheerleader.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

I can um die and be mummified. You can be our first specimen.

SPEAKER_05 41:01

Yeah, yeah. I'll give you treats and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Mummy. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

Yeah. Like gluten-free treats and stuff. Yeah. Just in case. Or maybe in the afterlife you can have gluten again.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

I'll give you both just in case. Probably not. I believe in reincarnation too much. I feel like it's my karmic lesson to always have to be gluten-free. Absolutely. Every lifetime. You deserve bread. I don't know. I did something fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 41:32

And in your Salem witch era, unfortunately, they will kill you.

SPEAKER_04 41:36

Ah, true. That's probably where I'm going next. No. Back to Salem witch.

SPEAKER_05 41:47

What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_02 41:50

Probably a train. Yeah, it was probably a train. There's hello trains here. Okay. God, I miss trains. It's just such a good sound.

SPEAKER_05 41:59

It is such a good sound. So cozy. I have this like soundscape that I'll listen to every once in a while to help me fall asleep. It's like 50s music from the other room. I love that. But you're sitting out on the porch and there's a little bit of like rocking chair squeaking and a train in the distance. Oh yeah. It's perfect.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

I like the ones where it's like at a party so you can hear people like mumbling. Like you're a kid that went to bed during your parents' party.

SPEAKER_05 42:30

Yeah. Oh my god, I love my shit. I like I'll send you, I'll send you the YouTube channel.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

I want to know. I I'm a big fan of like brown noise, so like inside of like an airplane cabin.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

Like I fall asleep instantly in an airplane cabin.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

Yeah, same. Or, and this is gonna sound crazy, but just the sound of cars passing. But like highway cars. No horns, no horns, nothing like that. Just it's like falling asleep on a road trip. Yeah. Yes, exactly. And oh my god, I just go, I'm out. Out like a baby.

SPEAKER_04 43:07

It has to be from inside the car today. Like, because after today, I was standing on the side of the highway and cars were passing by, and I was like, this is the that sounds so we that is so scary.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

Truly so scary. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:20

The sound of cars passing from outside the car, you just trying to fall asleep on the side of the highway.

unknown 43:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:25

Because it's so cozy.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

God, you guys remember Omegle? Oh my god, Omega. Ew.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

Ooh. We're currently experiencing some very technical difficulties. Well, thank you for being a part of a podcast. I'm sorry, guys. One second.

SPEAKER_05 43:48

Well, you're good, bud. See as if they can hear me.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

Let me go get my headphones real quick. I'm so sorry. No, you're not. You're like bad bad continuity.

SPEAKER_03 44:01

I think every peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Hello?

unknown 44:11

Hello.

SPEAKER_06 44:12

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

There you are. Yay. Okay. Yay. Yay. We fixed it. Crisis averted. My God, I think. Okay. Okay. Anyway. Ha ha ha. If you go back, when you go back and watch this, you'll see me kind of panic a little bit, and then you'll see me going like fake laughing.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

I was here the whole time. I was there the whole time. And these were on the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, little bits and your jokes that I heard. All of them. I had to change my head for you. We were talking about Omega, and I think that we should do that sometime.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

I would love that.

SPEAKER_04 44:54

That would be so fun. We're gonna do that. Yay! Stop! We could give people like a time we're doing it and a word to like type in. Because I think you can type in like the little fucking like prompt. Hashtag thing. Uh-huh. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

Okay, but don't talk about don't find us and talk about our big juicy booties.

SPEAKER_04 45:20

Be cool. Speak for yourself. If somebody doesn't talk about my big juicy booties soon, I'm gonna kill myself.

SPEAKER_05 45:31

I've been working real hard on my big juicy booty.

SPEAKER_04 45:36

Kayla and I's juicy booties are on the table. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

I could put mine on the table. Like a like a like a Thanksgiving fucking ham. Damn. And that's a thing I said. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Yeah, you did. And then I sat here and I envisioned it for like too long.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Like a like a like a cartoon dog with like a napkin tied around its neck. Like a really big knife and a really big fork, like this.

SPEAKER_04 46:08

And you're like stuck, your ass is like stuck up through the table, and there's like a silver plat. And I like take off the cloche.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Yeah, you take the cloche off, and there's my big juicy booty, and you're like this. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:21

There's a roast apple just perched on top.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

Within she always has her butthole on me.

SPEAKER_05 46:34

Oh, I see it. I know I think she and Jinx are like from the same litter, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

It's literally sucking.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

It said, it said. Don't go towards it.

SPEAKER_04 46:57

Ew, is it making like a little like no, it's not suctioning to my fucking shoulder.

SPEAKER_00 47:09

Oh like a scene anemone. Girl, are you hello?

SPEAKER_02 47:26

Hang on, her tail. Dude, cat physics. She went. She said it's not fucking going anywhere.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

Uh uh. Oh my god. I can't tell. It's like mirrored, you know, so I can't tell where the asshole is. I can't find the asshole. I've got to keep my eye on it.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

Oh my god, it's just the oh Jesus. The contrast of the black coat to just stark white butthole is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

It's like when you take a picture of a cat and like it's you can just see eyes, but with her, it's just butthole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Now imagine if she had fucking wings, dude.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

Oh my god. Imagine if her butthole's on me and her wings were just like God, you'd be overstimulated.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

She couldn't get away because her butthole suction to you. She's trying to get away and she can't.

SPEAKER_05 48:20

She's trying to get away like a bee that has their stinger stuck inside.

unknown 48:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Yeah. Did you know that bees scream when they're in pain? No. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

I'm gonna throw up.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

I learned that the hard way. My friend has like this little like child's toy. She's got a five-year-old. So this little toy that like has a little, it's like scissors, but there's like a little bubble on the end. So you can scoop dirt, or you can scoop snow, or you can like and make like something round, like, you know, with scissors. And I saw just the cutest little bee. Uh, and he was kind of harassing us, but like not like in an aggressive way. He was just like around. And so I just took it. Yeah, and I took, I took the bubble scissors and I just kind of grabbed him out of the air. And what what I thought was gentle, but I grabbed a part of his wing and he just went and just like just started screaming, and I was like, oh uh, and me, like the fucking vegan, of course. Like, I was like, no, no, what have I done? And I and then the scissors were stuck, and he was just going, like, help, like screaming and crying, and then I'm like holding back my tears, and my best friend's laughing, fucking out of control, laughing.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

She's evil.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

And I was like, as soon as I like got it unstuck and released it, he he just kind of stayed there and stopped screaming. And he stayed in the bubble, and then I just put him on a leaf and I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And like tried to kiss him, but if I kiss him too hard, I knew it was gonna kill him. So I just like, you know, and then I googled it and they scream in pain. So that's a cool fact, and actually, and that's a fact that I wish I didn't know, and that's my answer for about there.

SPEAKER_05 50:16

But yeah, what did you just do to our comedy podcast?

SPEAKER_04 50:25

So if anybody wants to join Kayla and I next week, actually, you know what? If anybody just wants to take over the podcast, y'all can have it. You guys can have it, actually. Yeah, you guys can have it. You have to have cats.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

We had two good videos. More good videos.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

We had a good run.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

We had a good run. We did what? We've got like 50 episode downloads. Wow.

unknown 50:55

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

We got some really cute comments on YouTube. Um, we got like three freak long comments. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

I haven't looked at them.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

We got one, one like freak, and then like two freak long. Uh yes.

SPEAKER_05 51:16

Yeah, dude. This is the discourse I need. Yeah, exactly. Freak long? Or is it freak? Freak.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

See, I was thinking freak. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:27

I like freak long though.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:29

Freak long.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

It seems to be two out of three for freak long so far.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

So freak long. Combine them. Not long freak. Don't be confused with long freak. It's freak long. Yeah. Not long freak.

SPEAKER_04 51:49

Do not go to longfreak.com. Or do you or send us sweet chat?

SPEAKER_02 51:56

Actually, yeah, look at I've already made this joke, but I'm gonna make it again. Go to DeviantArt. I got it.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

I'm so curious now.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Go to DeviantArt.

SPEAKER_04 52:07

Send me pictures. Show me freak long. Computer? Show me free long.

SPEAKER_06 52:15

Stupid success.

unknown 52:20

Computer.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

Great job. I like that we've um known each other for like three months and we're already at the ha ha ha stupid phase when we laughed about each other. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_05 52:36

I don't know how many times one of you has said something and have been like, that was dumb.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

That's what I want in a friend. Lovingly. That's what I want in a friend. Like, if the joke is dumb, we're gonna laugh and go, fuck, that was stupid.

SPEAKER_00 52:53

That was just bad.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

That means it was so good.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:03

Well, you want to keep house? Yeah, I guess. Somebody else, because I have to yawn and I'm suppressing it. Okay. Do a yawn.

SPEAKER_04 53:17

I'm gonna zoom in so hard on that.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

For the freaks. Yeah, for the freaks. This one's for the freaks.

SPEAKER_04 53:28

Hashtag yawn. Fetish. God, I know it's out there.

SPEAKER_05 53:34

Oh, it's out there. If it exists, there's a fetish for it.

SPEAKER_04 53:39

Narwald. You should know that. Narwald's why I got it. Huh? No. Nobody said that. But I ha! No! That's crazy. You must have smoked a big thing. Oh that hurt my vagina. It's first sound. Because oh. It should hurt your eraser of anything. It's worse. Yeah. Yeah, what I said was worse just now. I made it worse. Thanks for listening. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for tuning in. We've been on your knees. We're a podcast. We're we do comedy and we fucking answer questions. Uh we say send in unhinged questions, and even if they're normal, we fuck them up enough that they seem unhinged by the end. Yeah. I also really like that.

SPEAKER_02 54:34

That's my magic power. I liked when you said we've been on your knees.

SPEAKER_04 54:42

Come sit and pep pep's love.

SPEAKER_05 54:44

Let me get on those knees.

SPEAKER_03 54:47

No! Can't sit on pep's knees. Can't sit on Peppa's legs. Come on, Peepus wants you to sit right here. Come in. Come here. Pep.

unknown 55:01

Pepper.

SPEAKER_03 55:02

Your old your old Pee-Pee wants you to sit right here. Come here, yo Pee Pee Poo-Poo. Why don't you come sit right on my knee? Sit right here and you call me Pee-Poo like I told you to. Come here, shit up. Shit on my knee.

SPEAKER_05 55:19

Hate this character you've invented.

SPEAKER_04 55:21

You don't like pee-poo?

SPEAKER_06 55:25

Kayla come.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

I told you quit calling. I told you quit calling me that is Pee-Pus. Hey, I heard you I heard you all saying pee-poo. I gotta go. You know it's Pee-Pee. Kayla's gone. Call it. Kayla left.

SPEAKER_00 55:44

Kayla has left. Left the building. Memou and Pee-poo.

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Memus and pee-pas. Oh my god, that's so southern.

SPEAKER_01 55:56

Memus! Memus. Memus. Yeah, memus. Memus. Oh my.

SPEAKER_05 56:04

That was just perfect. I don't know why. But this is really giving Texas Chainsaw Masker to me.

SPEAKER_02 56:10

You couldn't have said a better thing to me. That is just a compliment.

SPEAKER_00 56:15

I know, I know. You can put me looking dishwasher I got inside broke.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

And I just need help pulling it out of the wall. No, maybe I could have a nipple or two. I just down on my knees like I used to.

SPEAKER_00 56:40

Peepish knees ain't like they used to be.

SPEAKER_04 56:45

Um thank you for listening to Anya. And and I always said that. And I also want to thank G Wiz for our theme song. Um you can find more of their stuff at GWizOfthestars.com. G-W-I-Z of the stars.com. They are a music producer and DJ, and they're fucking cool as shit. Hell yeah. They just today posted a thing because they made another theme song for another podcast. Like a cool uh I think like NASCAR racing podcast, which is the coolest podcast. So cool. Because she races cars. She's the coolest fucking car. Living my dream. Yeah, no, she's fucking cool and hot and cool and fuck. And fuck.

SPEAKER_02 57:37

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 57:38

So thanks. Thanks, G Wiz. Love you. Tell them where they can find our shit at. Um. Oh, the internet.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

Definitely on it, definitely on Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 57:54

Yeah, go to the go to the archives of the library. The archives on the fifth floor. If you go down the hall, turn to the right, and then go down that hall, and then there's a big door with a big spinny wheel on it, and you spit it fast, and now I'm transatlantic, and I don't know why.

SPEAKER_04 58:17

That was beautiful. I can't do a transatlantic. No, okay. Um everyone can tell by now at the end of this episode that they will never find us in a library.

SPEAKER_05 58:27

That's not true. No, I can't. I love libraries.

SPEAKER_02 58:31

Me too. I don't like offended. No. No, but you can find us on Instagram, YouTube, Buzz our Buzz Sprout, right? Is that what it's called? Buzz Buzz Sprout. We're not on, yeah. Um, and then uh our link tree is on our bio, we're on threads, like anywhere you get, oh, and anywhere you get your like um podcasts, so Spotify, Apple, like blah blah blah, all that. So we're better on video. So get your ass to YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 59:00

Yeah, go go to where it's like third party, third party podcast app that I use. We're there.

SPEAKER_04 59:08

I set it up for everything, baby. Yes, I did. Yes, there, yes, there.

SPEAKER_02 59:11

And and and I will say it is worth watching on YouTube because Cam does a great job editing. The third episode I got the most text about. People like my my and granted, they're my buds, and they love me and they love our rapport and stuff. But I I mean my my biological mom called me. I she had no idea we have a podcast, and she saw one of our videos and was like, This is awesome! And I was like, Okay, hell yeah, bitch, we got some reach.

SPEAKER_04 59:36

Yeah, so my therapist saw our our viral video and that one's crazy. Hey girl, she said, she said, Have you ever thought about monetizing? Yeah, bitch. I can't believe it. We're thinking about it. We've been thinking about she's incredible.

SPEAKER_02 59:52

Yeah, hell yeah. Shout out therapists.

SPEAKER_05 59:56

Oh yeah. If there's any therapists out there that want to work with me, please uh email us.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:02

And um better help if you want a sponsor.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

We're here, we're waiting. Hey, or smalls, listen. Yeah, listen. Send us cat food. Oh, I've wanted to try smalls chewy, it could be beneficial. Yeah. Get your asses in here. We'll be so good. We'll be so behaved. Did I wink regular that time? You did.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:28

You did a good job. It was in a lizard wink. Great work.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

But yeah, thanks for oh, and thank you to our fucking new followers. We have what almost 2,000 followers now. You guys are the hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:40

Yeah. Thank you. Excited to get to know each and every one of you.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

Yeah, you have personally and DM us personally, and we'll need your social security numbers and credit card information.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:51

Your mother's maiden name.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:52

Yeah. Mother's maiden name. Name of your first pet. Pet. Yes. Your high school. We got that. Yeah. Just in case.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:00

Yep. Um, and if you have any questions, you can email them directly to onyourneespod at gmail.com. Cat videos, cat photos as well. We'll play the podcats game with you.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

This is this is really fun. And we do as much as we like, you know, roasting people, um, we also appreciate y'all. Yeah, we just like hanging out.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:23

Yeah. We just like hanging out and talking to each other.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:26

The roasting is almost always in out of love.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:30

It exactly. Yeah, exactly. It truly is. Um, Kaylee, do you have anything else to add before we go? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:36

I just want to say thank you to everyone who's listened. Um, who will be back next week. Um we're real trying really hard to make sure that we we are consistent and on time every month or every week. Um but you can again you can find us on our bread sprout um and also on our link tree that is um in our Instagram and YouTube bios.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:02

I made my cat jump. She got scared.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:07

The sound was crazy.

unknown 1:02:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

I think it was a normal sound, actually, that people it's but from here it sounded like a car crash.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

It was like a like a it was very like metal crunching, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:31

I have asthma.