OYK 7: Special Very Smart Kid Class

Kayla, Kirstie, and Moony discuss what has them on their knees & answer unhinged questions.

This week, we talk wet bird, the trans agenda, and how smart we are.

Send your questions to our email (onyourkneespod@gmail.com) or Google Form (Linktree: @onyourkneespod) for a chance to get an answer from these lil freaks.

Thanks for listening xoxo

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:01

Is this distracting back here? My TV? No.

SPEAKER_07 0:06

You're waving your hands.

SPEAKER_03 0:08

I'm gonna be doing that a lot.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

Is this distracting? Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_03 0:16

How's this for the pod? If I do this, is it distracting a lot? Hey, if I just sit here like this the whole pod, what do you think people would do?

SPEAKER_06 0:24

If I yell help, is that distracting if I just yell for help? Is that destructive?

SPEAKER_03 0:31

We just got triple front flip-box. That's my that's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Hello, communists and socialists. Welcome to On Your Knees Podcast, a queer comedy podcast where we answer your unhinged questions. I'm Kirsty McInally.

SPEAKER_06 1:03

And I'm Kayla. And I'm Mooney. Here we are. And I were all wet. Oh, well, Pam is hot. Welcome to the podcast. I thought you were frozen for a second. What'd you say? Yeah. I was like, I said I'm wet. I was gonna say and I am dry, but then I thought. Have we said hello, wets and dries?

SPEAKER_04 1:38

Was that someone recently?

SPEAKER_09 1:40

I think so yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:42

Two weeks ago. Okay. That's how we got here. We've just been soaking in it. Well, I have drip dry.

SPEAKER_06 1:51

That's the best part of these binaries, is you get to decide where you fall.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Hey, you know what I'm saying? That did not do as well as I thought it would was Bush did 9-11. All mine does is wait too long to dry before I can put on my panties. Hello?

SPEAKER_06 2:09

I didn't see that. It's so good. You always you thread like the best shit, and I just don't that was my top one of all time.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

I got two lights. Two and a half. Two and a half because Kayla just said that they like it just out loud. So I can't. Yeah. Well, well. Y'all, what has you on your knees this week? Not it. Somebody else.

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Literally everything. Um I'm working a lot of hours right now. Uh, and it's a hundred degrees today. Ugh. But but I get to hang out with you guys. So yay!

SPEAKER_02 3:00

That was sounded sarcastic, but it wasn't. I meant to be.

SPEAKER_07 3:04

I know. I know.

SPEAKER_06 3:06

It's been two weeks, and we've been even too busy. We barely even texted, and and and we've just been so busy, and we're just business people, and we're just adults.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Yeah, I'm a business person.

SPEAKER_06 3:21

Business people.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

I'm worried about my capital and my gains. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:26

I'm worried about my gains, but I have between four and seven stonks that I'm concerned about.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 3:36

Business? Is that business?

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Yeah, I have a hedge that I have to trim.

SPEAKER_07 3:46

I did like I love you too. I love it when you wink.

SPEAKER_06 3:52

I know. If only you had a third eyelid, because that would just be the best. I know I've said that before, but if you if we could just practice that.

unknown 4:02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 4:05

No, that's just my eyes, actually. Yeah. But that'll make a great thumbnail, so good job.

SPEAKER_07 4:12

It sure will. Oh my god. You did it too.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

What has you on your knees?

SPEAKER_06 4:19

Um uh oh, um, math. But I'm scared down here. You're scared of math? Yeah. I'm scared. Oh, there's a void running around the timer this way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:40

I thought it was math.

SPEAKER_06 4:42

She's like, fucking math! Math is behind you. Um, no, I am taking a quantitative reasoning class. Um, hate it. I get it or whatever, but it's like, but I hate it. Quantity. I don't even know what that is. Quantity. Quantitative reasoning. It's like sets and Venn diagrams and unions and it's it's all made up and there's no there's no fucking point. All right? We don't fucking? Yeah. Yeah. Like a marriage between letters and shit. It doesn't make any fucking sense. And it fucking pisses me off. I just I hate it.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Anyway. You know what the problem is is my brain is stupid. All the Arabic people that made up the numbers were a thousand jillion times smarter than we'll ever be. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

I'm fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_06 5:40

I'm sorry. And I don't, I don't need a reminder. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. So that's what I'm on my news about. I'm just like, oh fuck. This again. Like, why am I doing this? Numbers again in my life. It's all made up. There's no I'm supposed this. I know it's a pre-req. I get it. It's fine. I'm trying to be a social worker. I I'm not gonna be asking these people on hospice what the fucking what A is equal to.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

I'm not you might have to ask them to draw a clock. And so it's important to know some numbers. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

You don't want to know. You don't want to know. So anyway. They say, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 6:28

You're like, God, good for you. You know what, honestly?

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Congrats.

SPEAKER_08 6:32

Happy for you.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

You know what? Congress.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

Take it, take it, take it now.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

What about you? What's got you on my knees?

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Oh, once again, I'm coming in after y'all are like, I'm struggling a little bit, and I'm like, I went to the beach and had a good week. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 6:50

That's okay.

SPEAKER_07 6:52

Don't be sorry. Your successes are our successes.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

I'm on my knees because I went to the beach.

SPEAKER_07 6:58

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

That's so fun. Um, I like meditated on the beach and I picked up some trash and I took some sand home with me because I use it in spells, and I did a little bit of witchcraft on the beach and the waves because we just went down to Galveston, which like people are gonna be in the comments, like, ew, because they're classist. And um, it was a lot of fun, and the waves were like crazy for Galveston because they don't really get like waves like that, it's not like surf town or anything like that, but they were they were big for Galveston. We were like, we were like out to like our freaking chests, and the water is not clear, and we were like, shark could be right here, baby. I was like, I was like, if shark gets me, it's my time. Like, what what what's what am I gonna do? Nothing. So I'm on my knees for a shark to just swallow me whole. I'll just get in position.

SPEAKER_06 7:52

And that would just be so nice.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

It just take me cozy, take me. You might feed a family. That fucking trailer, I saw it last night about the guy getting swallowed by a whale. Yeah, and and they're calling it like suffocation horror. And I was like, It was weird. It's called a whale front. What the fuck is it called?

SPEAKER_06 8:12

Whale I don't know, but a scuba diver gets swallowed by a like sperm whale and survives in his its stomach for like seven days.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

And I think they could have waited a few years to get better CGI or something.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

Yeah. Doesn't look great.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

It I didn't think so.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

Maybe CI.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

I think I think maybe. I think CGI peaked when they made dinosaurs in like 2001 or whatever. And they could have just stopped there.

SPEAKER_07 8:43

You know, I could have maybe seen that preview if when I went to go see Obsession, my movie theater hadn't just fully skipped the previews for some reason.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

What the hell?

SPEAKER_07 8:54

Which is like half the reason I go to the movie theater because I had like 68 reviews. I was so I mean, it was nice to just jump into the movie, but also like a little jarring. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, no, I I can handle like a lot, obviously, like a lot of different kinds of horror, but for some reason, like underwater shit. I'm like, am I also underwater? Am I also underwater?

SPEAKER_03 9:21

That's my favorite. That's like that's like the only time I'm like for real scared during a whole movie.

SPEAKER_06 9:28

I I think that the trailer didn't look great, but the whole time I was like, it causes true uncomfort discomfort. I find myself holding my breath. Yeah, I was like, oh good, you don't have to do that. I'm not underwater, I don't have to hold my breath.

SPEAKER_07 9:44

Have I ever told you about the time I was super sleep deprived as a senior in high school, and I decided to dive into the Pacific Ocean on Google Maps, which wasn't, you know, like uh possible, but I just kept scrolling into the darkness of the ocean and gave myself a panic attack. From your own bed.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

I like incredible. I get that way when people do the Google Maps and it's not even scary, and they just start zooming in and it's going fast, and I'm like, scary. Okay, well, talking about this scary, shitty movie. Uh, we've got a question from Genevieve. And they ask, if you have to be trapped in a movie for a month, which one would you pick? Oh, this is a fun question.

SPEAKER_06 10:42

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Scanning.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

Scanning, scanning, scanning room, scanning, scanning.

SPEAKER_06 10:49

Is that hook I see? I pick hook.

SPEAKER_08 10:51

Okay. Right.

SPEAKER_06 10:53

That's a great. Okay, but London or Neverland.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

London.

unknown 10:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

Anywhere but London, actually. Any movie as long as it's not set in fucking London.

SPEAKER_06 11:09

That's so funny. Um, oh my god. Somewhere pretty, somewhere, oh, somewhere, oh god, this is I've brought this movie up no less than five times. Um, but the the like warehouse that they use for legend, it's like 30,000 square feet or some shit. And they use like real animals and like plants and trees, and it's just the most beautiful set, I think, ever that's ever existed. So something like that. Like very like whimsical, you know, hell yeah. Dark fantasy, pretty.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

That's so nice that you thought of like what would be pretty and stuff, because I was like, I was like, what could I survive?

SPEAKER_06 11:55

Which is because we're in survival mode in real life. So you're just like, what feels normal? Real feels normal.

SPEAKER_07 12:03

Oh my god. And I keep thinking, like, all of the movies I watch for the most part are horror movies. I mean that's I think what my brain did.

SPEAKER_06 12:11

I was like Same. The first movie that popped into my head was hereditary.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

The first movie that popped into obsession because I was like, I wouldn't fuck it up.

SPEAKER_06 12:21

Cool, okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

Right. We're all fucked. Okay, whichever Ariaster is working on next, I'll pick that one. Y'all can have the other.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Sounds good. Yeah, so magical.

SPEAKER_06 12:35

Yeah, somewhere magical, actually. Like, um, like um, um, have you guys seen the 10th kingdom? No. No, actually. Is it puppets? Series. No. Okay. No, but you do know me well enough to say puppets.

SPEAKER_07 12:51

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

You know me well enough to expect that.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

I'm not necessarily scared of puppets, but I'm maybe, maybe I am. Maybe I say I'm not. Maybe you are, yeah. Like every time I like watch a puppet thing, I'm like, I don't like this.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

Yeah, yeah. Does the labyrinth make you uncomfortable?

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Oh my god.

unknown 13:11

Really? No.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

My friend the other day, bless her fucking heart. She's like, I had to turn on labyrinth to calm down.

SPEAKER_07 13:18

And I was like, you what?

SPEAKER_06 13:23

See, I would that's a that's a I wouldn't want to be in the labyrinth, but I would want to be like the the set is cool as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

You'd want to be the like jockstrap underneath the David Bowie's, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:39

Yeah, yes, David Bowie's jockstrap.

SPEAKER_07 13:44

That's my favorite band.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

Movie and that's the name of the podcast now, actually. Yeah. No. Um since it's movie and not show, though, I I my for real literal dream is like either crash landing on an island after being on a plane overseas and just like surviving that way. So or something like that. It mine is literally probably like Mamma Mia, or like six days, seven nights, you know, like anywhere where they're just on a pretty island. Okay, I love that. Yeah, I think Mamma Mia. And you know what? A month, fuck that. I'm not leaving.

SPEAKER_07 14:29

No, no, because where is that?

SPEAKER_06 14:31

Is does it take place? Italy or Greece? Greece. Greece. Greece, okay. Yes. I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

Now, this question answer did say if you had to be trapped in a movie for a month. So I feel like they're scary. Which we already kind of accidentally went there.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

We did so I'm gonna be trapped.

SPEAKER_07 14:54

Oh, man. For a month. Literally just forgetting every single movie I've ever seen. I know, right?

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Why you said Mid Summer came to mind first. First of all, it'd be pretty. And I mean, if you joined, you wouldn't die. If you danced long enough, you wouldn't die.

SPEAKER_07 15:08

That's so true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

You're allowed to live for quite a while, and then all the time. They never do. They never end up.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

Tell the story. I would say but I would be okay with being trapped there because I would know I'm trap. I'm in a book. I'm trapped.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

That's huge puppets. It is huge puppets.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

That's a buttons puppets. The biggest puppets. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

Big, big, big puppets. Can't, I don't know. I don't I yeah, those are all my answers. That's all I got.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

Yeah. Yeah, I picked like 20 movies. So that's all I got. And Kayla's forgotten every movie they've ever seen.

SPEAKER_07 15:57

I've forgotten every like literally sitting here trying to think of what movies are.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

What is a movie? Alright, we're putting Kayla in a racerhead. Sorry. Get in the radiator.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Get in the radiator.

SPEAKER_07 16:15

Oh my god. Maybe actually like a Disney Channel originally original movie.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Oh, double T.

SPEAKER_05 16:28

Which one?

SPEAKER_07 16:30

I keep thinking under wraps. Because it was my Smart House. Not Smart. We're in Smart House. They're coming. I know, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

They're coming.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

I was just gonna kill all of us.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

Cats on our way.

SPEAKER_07 16:47

Yeah, probably under wraps. Like any Disney channel, any like Halloween Disney Channel original movie because it is Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Yeah, always Halloween. You yeah, I could see you loving that.

SPEAKER_07 17:00

I'm very much Halloween town.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

Yeah. I'm very much I love going with seasons. I hate the idea of like a season being forever. And like all my friends, I respect that.

SPEAKER_07 17:11

That's so fair.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

But I have multiple friends that are like, I wish it was Halloween all the time. And like I had a friend that was like only eight months till Halloween. And like my friend that just passed away, he's been like posting like we're only nine months away. And I'm like, oh like he wanted Halloween all the time. And I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_06 17:32

No, I love Halloween, but that's what makes it so special is I get I get excited when it comes around. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. I love the crispy air and I love the seasons changing, but I I don't want it all the time. I want summer.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

Yeah. I do. I would love, I I don't like crispy air or cold, and I would love to just like switch back and forth like the North American summer, and then whenever it's like Christmassy Halloween y time, just like scoop down Australia and be like, now it's hot Halloween. Hot Halloween.

SPEAKER_07 18:14

This is why I want money so that I can be a snowbird. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:20

Well, what's the opposite of a snowbird?

SPEAKER_07 18:23

I don't fucking know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_06 18:25

Dry chicken.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

That's also a bird. Dry chicken is just my mom's favorite recipe.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 18:38

I'm sorry. Sorry, mom. I did that thing again where it's like, don't say the word, don't say the word, and then you say the word, so I tried not to say bird, and I said chicken. Sponge.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

Sponge! God snowbird would be cement snake.

SPEAKER_08 19:01

Cement snake.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

What's the other favorite goal?

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Are we fucking stupid? Cut this out. Cut this out.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

I need to have anybody know. I gotta have y'all stop overestimating the noise because it's gonna brain?

SPEAKER_07 19:27

Oh you guys, I used to be in like the special and very smart kid classes, and now I don't gotta do math.

SPEAKER_08 19:37

What's the brain?

SPEAKER_00 19:39

I don't even it doesn't even know, so that's not your problem.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

You know what? That's none of my fucking business. None of our goddamn business. Uh-uh. No.

SPEAKER_06 19:53

No. Wow. Well. Oh Lord. Thanks for tuning in. Snowbird.

SPEAKER_07 20:01

Snowbird. I think the opposite of snow would just be like air.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Rain.

SPEAKER_07 20:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

Fire.

SPEAKER_06 20:09

Or humidity. Try. Fire cat. Let's say other words we know. Fire cat. Opposite of bird.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

Hey, actually, segue, first of all. Listen. We're going to be a little delicate with this question, though. It's from the same question ask. Their question is, and I'm going to address it. They said, what is your non-common spirit animal? Well, we're first going to address is that we're all white. So none of us have a spirit animal. Now, if you are native, thank you for the question. If you're not, I encourage you to change that to just like favorite animal or like mom animal do you feel represents you? Yeah. Mom animal, like a mom animal. Yes, yes. Yes. Mom animal. What's your mom kitchen animal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which, so we've kind of talked about this before. So what's our non-common one? Because we did say what frogs and bats, and I said something. So turtles.

SPEAKER_07 21:22

You said the Virgin Mary, actually.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

And I did. So okay, pretty non-common for an animal.

unknown 21:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

Um non-common. Non-common.

SPEAKER_07 21:36

I know exactly what mine is, but I don't know how uncommon it is.

SPEAKER_03 21:40

What is it?

SPEAKER_07 21:42

Capybara.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

That's so cute. That's so cute because I want to say quaka because they're all like, take that picture.

SPEAKER_06 21:49

And that's what I was gonna say like Bart Simpson or something, but okay, so

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Three different types of rodents right across.

SPEAKER_07 22:06

All just chilling together.

SPEAKER_06 22:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just like or just like like 90s, like cart, like a 90s cartoon. Cute. Yeah. Little guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like I've got Eureka. Cute. You know, and I've got a dextero, like a little Invader Zim, or like a Pachaco, or you know, just like just like a little guy. A little cartoon guy. Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:34

Somebody please draw us as these things. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

That would be fun. Three little rodents. Actually, just draw us all three as rats.

unknown 22:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Yeah, yeah. As rats. Yes. I do love rats. That's crazy the segue actually worked, but I also just wanted to let everyone listening know that white people don't have spirit animals. So it was important. Got mine in today. Actually, I've been kind of going since the beginning. Sorry.

unknown 23:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

I've been kind of on. And you should. I've been on in a mood. I've been in a fucking mood. It's fine. I've been in a goddamn mood.

SPEAKER_07 23:20

Okay. Um, this is a question from Jacqueline on our uh Instagram. And she said, I bought my first orb. I have an opalite orb sitting on my desk to ponder when need be. What effects does opalite have? Will it make me more trans slash will it absorb my negative energy?

SPEAKER_03 23:43

And I'd like yes, I'd like to first address that. Having that question with just a slash in it. Make me more trans slash will it absorb my negative energy? I love that negative implies. Those things go energy.

SPEAKER_00 24:01

We're not good.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

They do. They absolutely do.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

First of all, I don't I don't think opalite, I don't think it'll absorb it, but I think it'll like keep it yeah, like reflecting.

SPEAKER_06 24:13

I don't know anything about the pro I don't know anything about the properties of opalite. I could do many songs.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

You know what we're allowed to, I'm allowed to do a Google because I'm Google. Opalite's let's see. Let's find out for Jaclyn. Calming and uplifting. Let's see. Soft, subtle, and dynamic stone. Nope, that's a question for my cousin. Don't wink at the don't blink at the camera. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Wish to arness harness and increase your personal power. This is from an expert, obviously, on Reddit.

SPEAKER_06 24:51

So then it will make you more trans. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. The answer is yes.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it can help connect with and receive messages from the spirit world, which the spirit world wants you to be more trans. So Yes, it does. We're getting you there, girl. I love that question so nice. I like that she said, I bought my first orb and it's in all caps. Orb orb. To ponder that. Two inches in diameter. So it's like kind of a big it's pretty big, yeah. That's about me. I'm two inches uh nope.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

No, finish your sentence.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

I don't think I will.

SPEAKER_06 25:39

No, but you should just keep going.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

I liked where I ended it earlier. I would love to hear you talk though. Oh, yeah? My pussy's this big.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

The one that asked, can I listen to it? Yes. That's her child. Oh, hell yeah.

unknown 26:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 26:10

Oh my god. I am seeing also though that it encourages honest self-expression, which genuinely I think could make you more trans, at least like from the outside. Like people will see more of you being trans.

SPEAKER_03 26:28

And accepting yourself. Not that I don't think she does, but you know, just fucking living in it, baby. Live in it, baby. Everybody get more trans now. Trans everybody's gender.

SPEAKER_06 26:46

Computer.

SPEAKER_07 26:48

Make everybody I by no means will say that I know the agenda of the entire trans community, but me, myself as a trans person, that's my agenda. I want you to be trans.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Yeah, and we're gonna be on Fox Mons tomorrow. So good thing I voted for Trump. I'm so good.

SPEAKER_06 27:17

No, it's not even no. Kirsty, you take that back.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

I'm getting trans and I voted for Trump. What now? Checkmate liberal.

SPEAKER_06 27:36

Tucker Carlson's gonna love this.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

Who's gonna?

SPEAKER_03 27:46

Oh, we have trans people voting for Trump now. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. Um, psychology. Yeah. I literally we passed, we were in Texas, driving through Texas yesterday to get home, and there was a um sign, it was huge, it was a billboard, and it said in 50% of states, LGBTQIA plus people can be denied housing. And until I got closer, I wasn't sure if that was like to tell people then Texans like it's a good job, boys, or if it was like, don't do that. And we got closer and it was like everybody should be able to be housed. And I was like, you and I was like, what they should do is bait and switch and get all these traditional motherfuckers and just be like 50% of states can allow married couples to be denied housing, and then see what the reaction is from all these fucking uninclusive fucking fucks, and then be like, you're right, all married couples should be able to get housing no matter what, right? You're right, you're right, you're right. Right, right, and they're right, and they're gay, and they're fucking queer. So I think I'd be better in advertising than a lot of people. I just want to put it out there, I'm blonde. I did not vote for Trump. No, fucking goddamn careful. People are not funny. No, no, they will think I'm serious.

SPEAKER_06 29:23

Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

Not that I'm saying that's very funny, it's hacky, but it is a joke.

SPEAKER_06 29:31

Some people just don't get sarcasm, and this ain't the pod for you, Bobby, if you can't read sarcasm.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Well, listen. I feel like it's the pod for most people who can't read sarcasm. That's neat.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

My whole life, I got told, starting with like my stepmom, my whole fucking life. I would like say something, she anything, I would answer a question, and she just look at me and be like, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. And she still says stuff like that, and like it's just my voice. I've gotten it all my goddamn life now. Because somebody will be like, Are you so excited? And I'll be like, Yeah. And I'll answer in their same tone because they sound like they're asking in an excited way, and so I answer in the same tone, and then they're like, What's wrong? And I'm like, What's wrong?

SPEAKER_07 30:26

I was disagreeing, and you didn't know you were autistic until last month?

SPEAKER_03 30:33

Me?

SPEAKER_07 30:34

Last month.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

No other no doctors didn't say it. That's fair.

SPEAKER_08 30:39

That's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

No, no. I'm smarter than doctors. We've we already know that. We've been over this. We are all doctors. We are doctors of the piss fitum. I was gonna say piss variety, but I didn't want to finish my sentence again. So Pissfidom. I just kind of I kind of I'm like running, running, running, running, running, and I got to the finish line. And there was like, I literally like hit like like the emergency brake rather than like trying to slow down, and I like fell pissed. You know, when you like break with your front on your bike, and it just yeah, it just flipped me over. Yeah. And so that's that joke how that went.

SPEAKER_06 31:21

And jokes are funnier when you explain it to yourself. I've said this a million times.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Okay, we're having a good pod today, boy. Hell yeah. Two weeks off who? Yeah, maybe there he is, the famous get in there, yeah. Get in there, skin. You know you want in it. You know you want in it.

SPEAKER_06 31:53

Doing he would get in, he would wear you. He wants to wear you, Kayla. Oh that's a segment pro cat. I love when you meet him. Look, he's coming back from boy. He hasn't had enough. Of course he is. Look at that. Yeah. I think he likes to be. You're so needy.

SPEAKER_03 32:13

It's because he's because you play. They want that's true. You're playing a circus game with them, Nihil. That's like a whole act.

SPEAKER_07 32:22

It's true. He is a clown.

SPEAKER_06 32:25

I love the I love the people in the comments that are like, he just wants attention. Yeah. I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

He just wants attention. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_03 32:36

I know, and it's still going. It's like they don't see the 10,000 other comments. I'm like, like, literally.

SPEAKER_06 32:44

So many fucking comments.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Get that asshole in the shop, boy. Get us, get us the money shot. Show us the hole. Show us the hole. We can compare holes. How big is yours?

SPEAKER_02 32:57

He's a sex worker.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

That's a sex worker. What's spooky's stage name?

SPEAKER_07 33:06

What is your stage name? Spookalicious, probably.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_07 33:10

Um, I will frequently um sing Fergalicious to him, but replace Fergalicious with Spookalicious.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

That's so cute. Spookalicious. I go like this to smudge.

SPEAKER_08 33:23

Smudge.

SPEAKER_06 33:26

That's her song. Yeah. Cake doesn't have one. Remy doesn't really have a song either, but we had a dog named Odie who we put her name in everything.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Cute.

SPEAKER_06 33:40

Yeah, everything had her name in it.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

That's funny to say that. Oh, sorry. No, go ahead. What well one of my friends has four cats, but they only make up songs for one of the cats. It's like I think I think you get like one, because I sing uh Fiona Apple the Sailor Puss. I sing O Sailor. It's her. But Sponge doesn't really have a song. I think you kind of pick one and you're like, that's who gets a little songgy.

SPEAKER_07 34:08

Yeah. Oh, spooky, spooky and jinx get one though, because to Jinx I sing, she's a baby. Like, like a virgin.

unknown 34:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:20

Odie's Odie's main song was the the theme to um Game of Thrones. Which doesn't have any words. No, but you can sing it. And we would just go, She's a Toady, Tiny Toady, Tippy Toady, little Toady. Cheese a teeny tiny. Tippy Toady, little Toady, Tiny Toad.

SPEAKER_09 34:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 34:52

She was a French Bulldog and she not a single brain cell, like not even one. So we would sing to her, and she'd just her eyes in opposite directions just like we're singing me a toady. And she'd be like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

I love how fucking bored they always look.

SPEAKER_07 35:10

They're always like no, right?

SPEAKER_06 35:11

Okay, and then she every once in a while she'd go.

SPEAKER_07 35:16

Like your life is so fucking hard. What are you talking for?

SPEAKER_05 35:20

What are you sighing about?

SPEAKER_06 35:22

Sucked. Oh my gosh. Game of Thrones, Toadie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:31

Um. Dan's back. Dan! Dan!

SPEAKER_09 35:37

Dan!

SPEAKER_03 35:38

Dan! Our fourth co-host. Yeah, our fourth uh on your knees pod host. Um, all right. He's got a long one. I like that he writes us like a little. I love that. I y'all send us a little message too. I love this. Y'all send us a little mess.

unknown 35:58

This trans message.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Okay. I'm just gonna read be more like Dan. Yeah, everyone be more trans like Dan. Okay. Um I'm just gonna read a verbatim because I just love the way Dan talked. Um it's me, Dan again, the minister.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Because there's a spot for people to put their name. So it says Dan. And then he says, it's me, Dan. He's so I love him. He's so sweet.

SPEAKER_03 36:40

It's me, Dan, again, the minister. I really appreciated the comments you all had, and I might actually make a website. However, I have an even more pressing issue right now: dating. I went on a coffee date with a dude and forgot that I hadn't updated my profile in the career section. I used to be, still am, question mark, question mark, an archaeologist before I started this path on seminary. He asked me a question about it and I kind of laughed and said, Oh, well, my specialty was mummies, but now I'm studying to be a community minister. Apparently, this killed the vibe real quick. Even though I explained I would be a pagan minister, and that's that is not much different than the witchy stuff I do now, except I minister to the community, I think he still had this impression of me wearing the white collar and a pope hat. So, my fellow queers, should I not tell people I'm a minister? Is there a way to ease people into the fact that I'm a trans man of the cloth? Which is in quotations and hilarious. What if I do and I attract priest fetish people? Or am I doomed to stay in the holy closet? Any funny comments or advice is appreciated. First of all, I hate that Dan shot down my initial answer because um he said, I think he still had this impression of me wearing the white collar and a pope hat. And I was gonna say, get in there and see what it opens up. But then he says, What if I attract people with a priest fetish? So Dan, never date me.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:22

I so do you guys think that he should not tell people or like how to or what?

SPEAKER_07 38:30

Um yes, I think he should. I think you should be unapologetically yourself from the beginning of any relationship. I'm trying to give advice. Tossed.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Fucking tossed. Get tossed, bitch. Get tossed.

SPEAKER_07 38:55

I think you should be unapologetically yourself from the beginning of any relationship. Um and I also think that like it almost doesn't even matter how you do it. Because if they're gonna be cool, they're gonna be cool. They're gonna be cool how you tell them.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

Yeah, like I yeah, that's a slippery slope for sure. Like not telling people at first and then having to ease them in later. That sounds raw.

SPEAKER_06 39:30

Also, like I mean, it sounds like too, like this, you're not really dealing with very many Christians, and that's kind of where the crowd, like the phobia lies sometimes. Like um, I feel like you know, depending on the type of church, like if it's a Unitarian church, I mean there's rainbow flags and trans flags all over those churches. You know what I mean? People know people know what they're walking about.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

But it still freaks people out.

SPEAKER_06 39:59

Absolutely, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Yeah, I guess not to hold stuff back, but maybe, yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe don't start with like community minister, maybe straight up be like pagan, pagan community. That's what our leader like totally different words, because like this is kind of, I mean, I don't know how popular it is because I'm like totally like solo witchery, usually. I don't really have anything, so I don't know how big that is, but I think changing the wording a little bit just to not freak people out, but it's not a lie, but it's also not omission or anything, it's just easier on both people, I feel like and it depends on like what is your like you know, your belief system.

SPEAKER_06 40:42

Are you monotheist or are you polytheist? So like you know, like those like as somebody who is I'm atheist, I if I'm looking for some like something spiritual, I would I would rather lean towards pagan, you know, like I'm I'm that's what I'm looking for. So I would be happy to s to see or know about a queer minister. I'd be like, oh thank god, okay. Family, yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

So that's what I we don't know if this is like uh, you know, cis gay man that they dated or a trans man or anything. We don't know anything about their stuff, but I honestly like I I feel bad. I feel like a lot of like the cis gay men I know have just been through like this awful like religious trauma. So like I get like a like fuck, no fuck, like at hearing some certain words. So I yeah, I think my last minute is just like yeah, maybe it's just that which like maybe where it's from which like I but also if you don't want to do that, if that if those are the words you want to use, then like because like that wouldn't freak me out. I wouldn't like give a fuck about that, and I'm not like you know, I'm pagan and stuff. If I didn't even hear that first, I would just be like, Oh, okay, interesting. Tell me more about that, and then I'd listen, I wouldn't shut my fucking ears off after the first two words you said. So, like that person's just not right, first of all, which like sucks because they're they could be like so hot and so cool otherwise. But like if somebody has to take convincing in the beginning, they're gonna take convincing for everything for yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 42:23

That's such a good point, especially when it comes to something that is obviously important to you, yeah, like giving back to your community in that way.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_06 42:36

I think it's situational, it's like person to person.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

It's yeah, yeah, you'll find somebody. Also, you know what? Dating's gross. Yeah, yeah, and you know what, Dan? You know what, Dan? Let's be real. You know what, Dan? Put it back in your goddamn pants, alright? Go make your website get to work. Get to work.

SPEAKER_06 43:06

That reminds me. Sorry, I'm just kidding, Dan. We're talking about thank you for your uh continue to send those in, Dan, because you're just the best.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

I know.

SPEAKER_07 43:15

I this this um trajectory you're going, I want to know all about it.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

Me too. So uh maybe one day you can come on the show with us. I'd be fun to come on the show, and then I winked. I was just winking to be cute.

SPEAKER_07 43:30

I realized I said it after I said come on the show. Pay more attention to what you're saying, dude.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

No, please don't. It makes good questions. Huge ask. That's you're that's so much that you're asking of me.

SPEAKER_07 43:44

I know.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

I'm so so much work.

SPEAKER_06 43:47

Speaking of dating and whatnot, the last time we had an episode, we were talking about doing that segment, Unhinged, with Kayla. Oh. I have a DM that I would love to share. Oh yes please. And a very unhinged DM. Okay. And I I don't it's from a it looks like a business page. It looks like a business page. It does. Yeah, I sent you that screenshot.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:16

Yeah. I don't know. Very strange. It says Hey pretty. Hard eyes emoji. Do you want an African boy just asking respectfully, ma'am? Let me just be your dog. Okay. Okay, the first part. Hey pretty lady, or hey pretty or whatever. Just ask. Do you want an African boy just asking respectfully? Could've stopped there. Yep. It was a paragraph, that little two-sentence paragraph. Space underneath it. Second sent third sentence. Let me just be your dog. Tongue out emoji. The students have entered here.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

I'm like, what are they feeding this? Because like, even if it's a bot, there's some farm out there like trying to get people which, okay, what I hate about this most is there used to be real people out there emailing and saying, Yeah, I'm a prince and I need $10 million, and then you'll get a hundred million dollars back, you just have to email it to me. Yeah. And that's just yeah. Now it's just a DM. Can y'all put in a little work? Can you get my email from a website and try to get my bank info?

SPEAKER_06 45:43

If you want me to go to the Apple store and get 10 gift cards, I need to know you're a human. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Yeah, send a picture with two fingers up in front of your face. So I know you're not a robot.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Newspaper in the other hand, so I can see the data.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

Newspaper.

SPEAKER_06 46:04

Oh, that last word. Let me just be your dog.

SPEAKER_03 46:07

That's insane. Insane. Also, I don't like I don't. This is this is completely just in my brain. I'm scared. It's just like I'm scared it's not an African boy. And it's some fucking American white boy being like, I want to hear some degradation in the DMs, and this is gonna be so. That's such a point. The whole thing, I'm just like, no, like it's a crazy DM. It's icky. And last episode, you said every DM is a threat. And that is you just solidified that.

SPEAKER_01 46:41

Yes. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

No matter where it's coming from, how it became and where it's going is a threat.

SPEAKER_04 46:51

That's very true.

SPEAKER_06 46:52

Goddamn threat. I also forgot that Instagram has the like hidden DMs. Like it hides and like and then requests too. And I it's a lot of porn bots. And those are like obvious bots. Like, yeah. Look here for my wet hole. And you're like, no, you're not. You're not real. You're not real, right? If you were, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

You're not real.

SPEAKER_07 47:17

My wet hole is crazy. Episode title.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

We're gonna get kicked off. We're gonna be the first podcast kicked off Buzz Sprout. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 47:32

You may know that'll happen when we make our Fet Lives.

SPEAKER_07 47:36

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

Okay, wait.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I've gotta bot one.

SPEAKER_00 47:40

Can I do a second one? I just looked in mine.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

This is breaking news.

SPEAKER_06 47:46

Oh my god. Um I'm so excited. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:53

Dude, stop. Tell me too much. It says, hey, I low-key like you, and I'm kind of messaging from an alt account because I don't want my boyfriend to find out. LOL. Can you add me on Snap, please? Less than three. Snap. Emily Mead. And then this is Emily's for listeners.

SPEAKER_07 48:24

That was definitely a man.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

That was a cis man. Yeah. I doubt he even knows an Emily.

SPEAKER_06 48:35

Yeah. There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

Oh incredible. Oh my god. That's incredible. So you should add that Snapchat.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

No. If I download Snapchat again at my big age of 35, just put me down. I had it. Oh my god. I had it.

SPEAKER_06 48:53

I had it since the year that it, what was that, 2014 that it came out? Until like two years ago, I had it.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Really? I think yeah. I think that's about how long I was. Because my ex was from Australia, so we used it a lot. So I was like, yeah, 10 years.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

Yeah, same. And then Gen Z was like, this is ours. And I was like, this isn't for me anymore. Goodbye. I'm done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

That's how we haven't even Gen Z anymore. It's like younger now. I'm like, yeah, should not be there. No, no. And that's how I feel about Twitter. I'm like safe now.

SPEAKER_06 49:26

The younger workers took them over, and I'm like, goodbye. Not for me anymore.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

Whenever I had it though, it was $25 to add me.

SPEAKER_09 49:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

That's great. I love it. And then it was more for the private story, and then it was more for back and forth.

SPEAKER_06 49:45

Yeah. Oh my god, I'm obsessed with that.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

I miss sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 49:51

Yeah, I feel like that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 49:52

I have one more question. I'm gonna send it in our chat. Um one of y'all read it. Go. It's in the chat. Yeah, read it.

SPEAKER_06 49:59

This is from Dorian, I'm assuming from our disco. Yes. Um, the three of you in a cage match. JK, sorry, it's Kayla.

unknown 50:12

Real question.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

How would you?

unknown 50:16

Ah, we've been over.

SPEAKER_06 50:18

Dorian! How would you the other two defend yourselves from game?

SPEAKER_02 50:32

Dorian, I invented this.

SPEAKER_07 50:34

Adore you. This is such a good question.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

How would you like who would win Kayla?

SPEAKER_07 50:42

Oh we but how would you defend yourself? Yeah, but now it's how would we defend ourselves?

SPEAKER_03 50:48

Okay, okay, okay. Well, for well, I I just hope I would like hope Spooky was there, so I could just be like, no, like in front of me. I use a human cat shield.

SPEAKER_06 51:00

Yes, as a shield. How would I defend myself? I would just no, I would just go, Kayla, you're hurting me. And then Kayla would be like, oh my bad.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

That for real. I I'd defend myself by by I I'd defend myself by doing absolutely nothing. Yeah, Kayla would never. Never.

SPEAKER_06 51:25

Never.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

Let's say, let's say, let's say like something insane was happening. And we were like, like, I did this seriously brainwash. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:36

Yeah. Yeah. Injury. So because what are we doing?

SPEAKER_06 51:40

I would go. I'm just imagining, like, you know those like cheesy teen movies where like the girl's like, this isn't you. Oh, like supernatural. Bobby, no. I would just put my hand on Kayla's face and be like, This isn't who you are. Like, look them in the eyes, and they'd be like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

And then they'd be able to lift you up with one hand by your crotch and throw you over in your their shoulder and like spooky.

SPEAKER_04 52:09

I would go, nobody help me. This I'm exactly what I want to do. Nobody helped. If you would see a strong, hot, trans person lift me up by my pussy. Don't call anyone.

SPEAKER_07 52:31

Put the cell phone down. I'm where I wanna be. I think I found my new profession, actually. Because I didn't read pussy wrestler. Yes. Put that in my tax document.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

Don't put it on your hinge, though. You'll be getting even crazier.

SPEAKER_07 52:55

Let me do that right now. Actually, grab, grab it, grab it.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Actually, actually.

SPEAKER_07 53:00

Quick.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:03

We need the content. Kayla, were you a climber? Can you like, can you like climb?

SPEAKER_00 53:09

No. I've never been. Oh, we're in a cage. I'm going up, baby. Defend myself. No, I just have to live there forever.

SPEAKER_06 53:18

I'm good. My defense is emotional manipulation. Caleb lifts you up.

SPEAKER_07 53:24

Will you hand me a snack? Yeah.

unknown 53:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 53:27

Thanks. The thing is, too. As soon as I read the question, I was like, I cannot contribute anything to this because I will immediately say, but I don't want to hurt you.

SPEAKER_06 53:39

I don't want to hurt my friends. And I'm banking on that. I'm banking on that.

SPEAKER_03 53:44

Yeah, with the power of friendship, we'll get rid of your brainwashing that's happened to you somehow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:50

That we gave you. I just love that. Who would win? JK, sorry. It's Caitlyn. Real question is. Torianne is so fucking funny for you.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

Oh, that was so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_07 54:07

I'm so grateful that you, you guys in the rest of the cottage, recognize how hard I worked. You do.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

Oh yeah. Everybody's heard. Yeah, we uh we met in a heated rivalry, rivalry. Heated rivalry uh Discord. Um I made it February 8th. Moon joined that day. I think Kayla joined like four days later. We've known each other for three months. Yeah, that's four. Four months.

SPEAKER_06 54:41

Four months. That's almost six months, which is almost a year.

SPEAKER_03 54:44

Which we've known each other for a third of a year. That's so good.

SPEAKER_06 54:48

Honestly, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 54:51

But also, tomorrow is going to be like the year anniversary of us knowing each other because that's how time works.

SPEAKER_06 54:57

That's how time works. Right. Especially Juggalo years work. Well, and we've been and we've been over this. Their time goes past.

SPEAKER_03 55:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:07

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_03 55:08

Uh, but I was gonna say, I didn't say it for um what I was on my knees for, but Rachel Reed, uh, one of the members met her and gave us a gave the Discord a shout out, and that was kind of fucking cool.

SPEAKER_00 55:21

That was wild cool.

SPEAKER_03 55:23

We're uh one degree away from Hudson Williams. Yes. You just see me lift up because I get so bad. It's like a geyser. I'm sorry. Well, you know, fair. Yeah. Wow. My nightmare is Hudson Williams ever knowing about anything I've ever said in my fucking life. Literally, and it'll never happen. And it'll never happen.

SPEAKER_07 55:54

Just look and not letting this podcast go anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 55:59

Well, I mean, that like I probably won't get swallowed whole by a shark either, but I'm still like a little spooked out by it. You know, yeah, fair.

SPEAKER_06 56:07

Well, I mean, there's there's officially a non-zero chance that yeah, Rachel will say at some point to somebody on that set, there's a whole Discord with more than 500 people bigger than her author's Discord. That'll come up probably at dinner.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

Oh, did she say that?

SPEAKER_06 56:29

She did.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 56:31

Moon, you just gave me a stomachache. I don't need anybody on that set to know.

SPEAKER_00 56:35

And I got, I said, and I said, That's right, bitch.

SPEAKER_06 56:40

It's all a delusion. It's all a delusion. It's fine. She'll never think of us. She'll never think of us again.

SPEAKER_07 56:47

She probably forgot already. Never, never.

SPEAKER_03 56:50

She won a thousand. She's I know she's kind of not off-putting, but she's dry. And even in the beer, she was like, she was like, hey.

SPEAKER_06 56:59

Well, she forgot Julie, she forgot Julie's name. She's looking at her. She was like, What's your name again? Oh fuck. So, you know. But listen, I I shot my shot. I said, Julie, if you talk to her again, tell her to say hi to us. And she did. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_07 57:23

So God that day was wild.

SPEAKER_03 57:25

I I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_06 57:26

I couldn't fucking believe it.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

The way she like writes and has to remember characters' names for a living, but had to ask. I know. Well, I guess, I guess she doesn't like recite it out loud. Oh my god, that's fun. Speaking of, did you see there was a thread, and this girl was like, a man tried to tell me that I couldn't listen to the Odyssey on audiobook because it's not the same as reading, and she said, This is Homer's Odyssey, mind you. Because you know it was a verbal fucking. I know I laughed so I was screaming.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

I was like, oh my fucking god.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Like, we're fucking when the when they when when when we we're cooked.

SPEAKER_07 58:08

When when we no, I did see somebody somebody be like, I want to read the audiobook of House of Leaves, and I was like, that one, not possible.

SPEAKER_03 58:22

How do you know when they're turning the book upside down?

unknown 58:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:27

Or like words are back books. One time I was listening to an audiobook and I thought to myself, I wish I had words to follow along with. That's just the book.

SPEAKER_03 58:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

That's just the book. Just fucking read the book, dumbass.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

Mooney, Mooney. I wish I had subtitles. Mooney, that's reading. Subtitles. That's called reading. I don't know how to do it. I just wish I could. Hey y'all, thanks for listening to our podcast for another week. Sorry we were gone. I'm sure at least one person noticed.

SPEAKER_06 59:01

If you guys were holding your breath for two weeks, you can breathe now. Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_03 59:07

We'll allow it. We're back and we'll allow it, and you're welcome. Maybe I'll even release this one a little bit early. He didn't. If I finish it. Get fucking crazy, get stupid, get wild.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 59:22

Uh you know, I was thinking the other day that it's kind of unfortunate we didn't decide to drop on Sundays because our podcast is called On Your Knees, and Sunday would be. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

I mean, if we keep recording early enough, maybe I mean that's true. But that's true. Mine was more like people start commuting. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 59:43

And then it's just so fair.

SPEAKER_06 59:45

And that's so Yeah, I actually I thought about that too because I was listening to The Bald and the Beautiful and an episode of theirs today, and they were like, Katia just takes forever to tell a fucking story because she's just long-winded and everything's a bit, and I love it, and I'm there for it. But Trixie was finally like, okay, the people have gotten to their jobs. They're there. Get to the fucking point. They've pulled up there to where they are going. Continue. Fucking get to your point. I was like, oh my god. Here I am on my car. I am almost to my destination. Get it together, Castina. Tell me. Say. Just say it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:29

Just say it.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:30

Their bits are like constant.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:33

I know. I know. It's incredible. It is. I love them so much. Oh well. Housekeeping. Housekeeping. Can I tell people how to follow us? How to show up to our houses? No. Show up to our houses.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:51

Unless you have a boombox and you want to take me on a date.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:57

And it's playing Crazy Frog.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:59

Right?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:00

Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:01

They can do it for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

They love that. Yours's crazy frog mines the six flags fucking. That guy, the guy with them.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:19

Yeah. The old man. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Okay, the people are at their jobs. Tell them how they can follow.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:30

Okay, okay, okay. So you can go to Instagram. You can go to TikTok. You can go to YouTube's. Okay? And you can even on Instagram there's a little link tree, and you can click upon it, and then it's got a little tree with links in it. And then you can click on each one you want to get. It's like the links of the leaf. That's right. They're all little leafs. You can also email us all little leafers on your kneespod.com. On your knees pod. At gmail.com. At gmail.com.com.com.gmail.com.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

One day we'll have a dot com dot com.com.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:21

So wait for that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

www.com.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:31

Do not go to www.com.com on your knees pod at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:40

Please email us.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:42

Please. We did it. We did it. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

I want to thank GWiz for our theme song and for being cool as hell. And you can find more of their stuff at GWizOfthestars.com, G W-I-Z of the Stars.com. They're a music, producer, and DJ. And they'll make you go like just like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:10

I thought you were rocking a baby at first.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:13

They'll make you rocking a baby. Good.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:16

Anyway. Thank you guys again for listening. Um please send us emails of your pictures of your cats. Please send us um the weird shit that people will send to you on dating apps and or Instagram and or TikTok. Um screenshots preferred because I would like to roast them. Um please send us uh we won't add people's names or pictures. Yeah, but we'll look at them. But we'll look at them and well, yeah. Um yeah, send us send us send us shit, please.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:58

Questions, unhinged questions. Oh, we have that uh the the the document that's on the link chart too.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:06

So easy to find.

unknown 1:04:08

Cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

But also, yeah, send us questions. We literally like we answer them in our Instagram DMs, comments, like send a question wherever. If we see it, we'll try to get to it.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:18

Yeah. Um yeah, send those to us. We'll see you next Monday. Um and you can find us where we're streaming streaming on our bus route.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

Yeah, my cat just scratched the rug in my kitchen so hard it now just has a little lumpy in it.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:40

And now she's like, and also like, comment, and share. Like, tell your friends. Tell your friends. Tell your friends about us. Tell your friends that we friends about you. We're cute to watch and work with listen without your eyes. You can't cute to listen.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:03

If we get 1,000 listens this month, I'll post one picture of my butt on the Instagram on main. Well, that'll work.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:14

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

1,000 listens, my butt on main.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:19

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

Play friends. Tell your friends. Play fucking friends.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:26

Everybody's gonna be like, undo undownload it, undownload it.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:32

Turn off clearing.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:35

Uncoming. No.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:47

See you next week.