TWME #4 - Tommy Dangerfield

Tommy Dangerfield is a family man, actor, & comedian born and raised in Northside STL. From selling drugs outside the Spotlyte to being an active touring comedian. His talents are enjoyed by people the world over. From his time on stage to online as his character Bloodbaff giving morning motivation everyday.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hey, Wayne Mort Experience, man.

SPEAKER_04 0:02

We here again. The man to my right. Wild Boy, man. Make sure y'all tune in, goddamn it. Every time you get an episode, make sure y'all tap. You got subscribe button. You got YouTube and all this. Yeah, nigga, I got all the social media. Oh, well, yeah, tune in, tap in. You don't get the CV. I'm popping a little bit. I know your mama loves me.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

The Wayne Mort experience, man. Tune in. What it is, what it is, world. Here we are again, man. The Wayne Mart Experience, man. Keep it skunky with you, man. I've been looking forward to doing this one. This is one of my partners, man. Dude is weapons grade, hilarious, man. I'm retarded as what I am. I don't care. He said it. Comedian, actor, host of Pop the Balloon STL. Shout out to the Pop the Balloon. Host of a gang of other things. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 0:55

He was a humor. I'm on the co-host.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

You know what I'm saying? Mr. Bloodbath himself.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

Smask on.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

You know what I mean? What else? Yeah, a bunch of shit. You know what I'm saying? How to live with a stud baby mama.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

Oh yeah. Shout out to Ashley Henderson.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

You know what I mean? Hey, the one, the only Tommy Danger feel, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:14

I got a lot of shit going on.

SPEAKER_03 1:15

Man, hey, I'm gonna keep it skunky, which bro. Like, we cool. Like, we got my dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:23

We had to find some good places.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

I'm like, oh why he's like, I straight, I don't got him no more. He passed away, but. Shout out the streets, man. Damn, yeah, man. Like straight got my I straight got my dog. I renamed him Marvin. I couldn't have a dog named Street. I renamed him Marvin, but man, my pit bull, I straight got from him, dog. Like straight up, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

Feed me. He got named Marvin now, nigga. Fee, you gotta see this. My brother, that was my brother's dog, too. That's why I was like, we was it was a house dog. It was a family dog. I was like, I gotta give somebody gonna care. You know, I'm not, he actually give a fuck about people. All right, cool. He ain't a bullshit, nigga. Take streets.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

It became Marvin's. Yeah, I renamed him Marvin, man. He was he was a digital.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

Did he eat something he he was supposed to? That's how he passed.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Nah, man. He was a mob. He was scaring all my motherfucking neighbors, and he got out the yard. He got out the yard and uh motherfucking, yeah, somebody wounded up popping him.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Whoever shot him, he gonna tell me.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

My neighbor did, and I I couldn't really be mad at it.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

But Streets was a good dog.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

He was a good dog. I just couldn't be mad at it because he got out and he he was a big ass dog. And Streets was he was he took my whole basement up, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 2:34

That's why he got here to get rid of his ass. He took a whole door out. Yeah, Street took our door out. He's like, Yeah, I'm outside. You won't supposed to be outside Streets. Yeah, yeah. So that was that rest of peace. Rest of peace tomorrow. That's my nigga, man.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Well, I'm glad I got you here, man, because I you know what I'm saying. We we talk all the time.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Yeah, it's like the first one. I first started doing comedy at nigga.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Yeah, yeah. You want to know what's crazy? And this kind of be killing me. People be afraid to tell people that they fans of them, bro. But it's so much shit you done did that I'm like, I'm talking about this shit be tiggling the fuck out of me. This shit's hilarious. I appreciate that. That stud baby mama shit, bro. Let's start third, bro. Let's start third, man.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

That's funny. That's funny, is it?

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Let's start third, bro. Cause some of the stuff you be coming up with, bro, is like, it's fucking genius. You don't think about this shit, but it'd be truthful.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

It'd be something shit I done seen or went through, and be like, that'd be funny if somebody recorded that. I just recorded her. She'll be like, hey, because she's actually a mother. Everybody knows she's a stud and all this shit, but she had a baby. So she goes through a lot of bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

Hey, you want to know what's even more funny? This is this candy shit, right? My mama actually is a stud, right? So you understand. So what I seen a video about this shit. I actually, my mama got eight kids. I think she only became a stud as a formal birth control. She became a stud as a form of birth control. She was just like, like, no, you wanna do what? You know what I'm saying? Mama, I'm hilarious. Mama, I love you. I truly do. But I definitely feel like my mama became a stud as a former birth control. Like, nope, no, no more. But when I seen this shit, bro, and it's like, nigga got a stud, they got a stud, baby mama. It's funny, bruh, because like my brother and them daddies and shit, like, they still be feeling like they got a chance with my mama, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 4:20

And it's like, it's over, man.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Like, nigga, this is I got a stud pregnant.

SPEAKER_04 4:24

Shit. She can act like she is stud. We know you want no goddamn dick. It's okay. It's all good. Cats out the bag. You want some cat. It's okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

But what made you come up with? What made you come up with that, bro?

SPEAKER_04 4:37

That was me and Ashley when that we were talking about our lives. It was like we was cracking jokes and all shit like she was saying what she was saying. I was saying, I'm like, she's like, let's do some skits like this. I'm like, you serious? She's like, yeah. And the first one did like 1.5 million like in a day. I'm like, and we on to something, fam. So we just took all the bad stories we had from each other and combined that shit, and it was bam. Instant every time the whole parents and shit, it's like it was easy because we were going through these things. Yeah. Now some of that shit we just embellished on all that shit, but most of the shit, it was like we went through this shit and now we're gonna record it. That's all it was. Right. Because all I did was like act like her. He's like, I like her. I'm like, that's easy. We stupid, we hate these people. Yeah, yeah. We loved that we had kids with these people, but fuck them people.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

Yeah, man. It was it was one of them, dah. It was funny, bro, because it was like nigga got a stub baby mama, but she keep cracking all your girlfriends.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

Now that's that's the embustry part. That is fuck, dah, that's it. But if you meet Ash, you'd be like, this motherfucker charismatic as fuck. She's you got my heck, you know what's my girlfriend. Yeah, dah. If you meet Ashley Henderson, that's one of the guys. She's a lady. She's still a fucking lady. I kill you trying to put your hands on her. But that that look dude is a girl, go get your girl a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Yeah, nah, it was it was one of the joints. Uh you pop you wait. Came with a nigga came to the crib. Came to the crib and motherfucker, you chasing out the. Hey, what the fuck you doing over here? Hey, she hey man, your girl called me to mop mop the walls right quick. Right, when she said this shit. You know how hard the walls, man. You know how hard was keeping straight.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

I'm like, bitch, you said what you mean?

SPEAKER_02 6:07

Yeah, nah. Like chasing her around that car again.

SPEAKER_04 6:12

I wanted down the inside. I'm like, motherfucker. She's a she's a comedy genius, man. Like, look, we on tour right now. Me, her, and the homeboy Ken Jones. Shout out to TT. T T my.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

Salute to Ken Jones.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

Hey, that dude. Hey, man. Yeah, he's about that. We made each other on social media, and then we didn't know each other. So we just like this nigga got funny videos. We got funny videos. We me, him, and actually got to Houston. It was like, hey, you the nigga on social media.

SPEAKER_05 6:38

You done, you done stood.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

That's then up. Collabing, bam, bam, bam. Now we got a whole tour. So city to city together, man. Shout out to uh come laugh with us, goddamn it. Because laughing my pain, all this shit, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Yeah, man. That's what's up. But um, we gonna get into the more candid shit in a second, but you know what I'm saying? Something that I like to do, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna start doing from now on, man. You heard from the city of St. Louis, man. What part of the city you from, man?

SPEAKER_04 7:06

Northside.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

Northside, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 7:08

Northside and North County. Because I grew up in both sides. I was born in North Side. Born Jewish. God damn it, that's why I was born at.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

Who the fuck wasn't born at Boom? Yeah, exactly. Well, kids bougie these days. Everybody wants to go out to mercy because it's better out. No, the fuck is not. That's still my kid.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

You still might not make it in St. Louis.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

But um.

SPEAKER_04 7:26

But no, I grew up on the north side, west side, south side a little bit, and then we moved to North County when I was like, what, 10 or 11? That's when I started growing up regular school. That's my uh that's why I went to uh Meadows and Moline, um, sixth grade center, then I went to the high school, the middle school, sixth grade. That's why I started getting into a bunch of shit when I got to middle high school. I got kicked out of high school. Right. So I shout out to review though. I was there until my with my sophomore year, and I got into it with a fight with a senior. And yeah, I didn't know the rules at that time. I won the fight, but I lost because I told the truth. I got kicked out and got to graduate.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Let that be a lesson to you, man. The truth will not set you free. It'll set you back.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

I'm like, I beat his ass. Yeah, I beat his ass. They're like, oh, so you beat his ass. I'm like, yeah, like, yeah. So you want to press charges? Why would I press charges? I want. All right, get him the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's over with. I'm like, oh, that's how that works. He's a grown man though. I'm 16. They're like, yeah, whatever. I just tired 16, matter of fact.

SPEAKER_03 8:24

Oh yeah. So, you know what I'm saying? You a comedian. What made you, you know what I'm saying? You obviously a funny ass dude, man. But what made you, you know what I'm saying, want to jump into comedy?

SPEAKER_04 8:35

I never really thought I was funny. I just thought, everybody kept telling me my whole life I was crazy. I used something wrong with this nigga. All that's just I didn't think I was funny. Right. I use all that shit to buy drugs to get better drug drug sales on drugs to fuck wimp. Sorry, have sex with wimp. Yeah, yeah, fuck bitches. I'll use my comedy, fuck bitches. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I get a better price on a drug, nigga, like, yeah, good. Don't laugh and talk about this. Like, hey man, let me get this for like like $50 cheaper. This is trash. And I just used it, that's all I needed for it. Then I met uh a comic that actually did stand up at that time. And she told me I should get on stage. She seen me on Facebook just because I just got probation. Yeah. I was on Facebook. I couldn't leave the house. So I'm on Facebook just talking shit over and over and over again. My followers going, I'm like, I don't even know 5,000 people. How the fuck I got 5,000 followers. I don't know that no fuckers. And uh it was Rolanda. She pulled uh Rolanda L. Fuck her. But saying that's my nigga, but said she's she always tells people she started me in a comic. She kind of did though. Literally, she took me to my first open mic. I had uh the week before that, I went to go see um Ali Sadiq, the homegirl. Yeah, one of the funny. He showed me, like, when I seen him on stage, he was doing the message out on the book. He just started doing that routine. And it was like, you can talk about being locked up, nigga. I'm on probate. I just got probation right now, nigga. I can talk about this shit and make it funny. So I'm watching, I'm like, oh, that's dope. I'm gonna get on stage one day. I don't have to be serious about the shit then. Hell next week, she's like, hey, come to the laugh lines with me and go uh and go just off a mic. I'm like, for what? She's like, after we do the podcast, it was me, her, and Reggie Dub had the podcast together. None of us knew what the fuck we was doing.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

We just that's crazy because Reggie Dub, when he first got out of jail, he was the first shit he did was came to the laugh line. We don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

We like, hey, we can't go back to doing stupid shit. Yeah, it's jail. I ain't going back to the booty house. I'm not going back. It's a bunch of niggas in there. Ain't no bitches in there. I'm not doing none of this. I got that hard brown roll my first time. I'm like, I'm never coming back to this shit again. I swear to God, I don't give a fuck what I do. It's not gonna be this. Yeah, it's not making good money. But still, it was like, she said, come to open mic. I'm like, I bet. I'm watching no phone stuff. I'm like, oh, they're having fun at kicking it. The nigga said, Come to the stage, Tommy Dangerfield. I'm like, who stole my name?

SPEAKER_05 10:41

Who the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 10:42

Motherfucker signed you up. Motherfucker side you up. She's like, Time about you stuck your chest on stage. I'm like, oh nah, man. She's like, don't get off there. You're gonna have fun, I promise you. I took that last drink and I blanked out, nigga, and I ain't been off stage since that night, nigga. I've been on stage every damn near every night since then. Every since I get on stage, I've been on stage. So she did start me in comedy, I guess. You ain't never wrote a joke for me, bitch. Write a nigga a joke on tour. At least help me out. Do that shit.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

Yeah, man. But from that, from you know what I'm saying, doing comedy like you just mentioned earlier, man. You on tour with Ken Jones, you know what I'm saying? Who I ain't gonna lie. Shameless plug. Ken, if and when you see this, man, I would love to have you on the pile.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

He'll be down here next month. I got you.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

Nigga say the fuck like that. I got you.

SPEAKER_04 11:30

He's gonna do my show first. You pussy in the Who.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

But yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 11:34

Ken a real nigga. Like, bro, he showed me how like he's been doing shit like 15, 16 years. Like, he's been in the game. Like, he went around with um what's the uh Michael Blaxton, um, who else he's been on the road with? Bust of my fuckers from the especially from the East Coast, nigga, he was up there with uh talent. Yeah, you know, all these niggas, like all the people we watched when we first came down. Yeah, he he went on tour with these niggas. He knows these niggas personally. Two-Ray, that's the fuck who's gonna be like, Two-Ray talent automatically. I was like, oh I didn't know shit about comedy, but until I started going to the laugh lines. Like I used to fuck the thing about it. I knew Jesse before the laugh lines and all this shit. I used to sell bus just at the motherfucking spotlight. Every night the spotlight, I'm not numb number. Niggas stole my beast. I was at that two motherfucking line. I'm like, ah, I'm just fucking got hit my car. Bitch ass nigga. I mean got my I had 215. I just boxed the motherfuckers. That you whole ass nigga. I'm dumb jiggling. I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna go. I go back, I sent my trunk up. I'm like, nah. You wrestle myself like nah. Nah, I just bought that.

SPEAKER_05 12:34

They weren't even hooked up because having everything, they was just right there. I was like, oh, this nigga sweet.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

I mean, I I'm trying to make money. I should have gone home. I meant to go home a long time ago. Like, nigga, it's money right here. And they doing the upper mind, they're doing this the show and shit. I'm not coherent to none of this shit, bro. It took me to realize they was doing comedy at night when I started seeing Jesse. I'm like, I know you from somewhere. And then he's like, yeah, I used to see you all the time too. You like, who your people and shit? He's like, I'm like, Master D, I'm doing all my cousins. Oh, you know, you know your cousins. Everybody knows my uncles. And my cousin, DJ couldn't all them there. Like, yeah. I'm like, no, I went, I was, I was that you don't know me from that shit, nigga. I know you from somewhere. He was like, Y'all just be on stage and I'm the spotlight. Spotlight. That's why I just make all my chests. For the fuck, I lost my speakers at. That's what I tell you.

unknown 13:14

I'm fucking fit.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

That just boffed them motherfuckers, bruh. Every everything just sitting in the back in the in the trunk is like raid. I'm gonna hook this shit up when I get home, nigga. I'm gonna get this shit done, nigga. He took all my shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Yeah, that's wild, man. I missed the spotlight day. That was lit. I missed the laugh line. I told the laugh line. I told Jesse that when he was here, man. But from you know, being on tours and you know, having like like bro, you like I said, man, you a fuck underrated funny nigga. Like you're a legit, like funny, funny, bro. Like, no bullshit, bro. The bloodbath shit, bro, even though that shit be funny, that open, hey, wake your bitch ass up, cuz. Hey, it's hey, it's a whole you got a whole hey. If you woke up a bitch, go back to sleep. You got a whole day ahead of you, bro. I lit no bullshit, bro. I be thinking of myself, bruh. I be thinking of myself dead ass, dah. Like, like every day, early morning. I look for that video, dah.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

And it's a constant that shit hit me. It fucks me up because some people inbox me. I missed one day. I had like 15 inboxes like, hey, what blood bath? I'm like, and now at that time I was going through it in real life. I'm like, man, motherfucker, video. I'm like, and I'm like, it's so many people like, uh, oh, this shit got bigger than what I thought it would be.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Hey, bruh. That even though that shit.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

Nigga, gonna make a video. I'm like, you right. I I can't be no bitch.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Even though that shit funny, bro, is like, duh, like, and that's craziest. That shit can kind of apply to everything, duh. Like, right now, hold on, let me let me let me check my phone real quick. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 14:45

I mean, that's what it is, boy. It's like, bruh, it kind of put me in perspective a lot of shit I was doing. Like, like I said, I be going through them days, emoji was like, hey nigga, ain't shit funny. I can't find the humor. I want to see my child, I want to do this, I'm going through this. I'm like, man, what the fuck? And don't be no bitch. You right?

SPEAKER_03 15:02

Yeah, but like no bullshit. Like, peep this, right? As we as we recording this, bro, you know what I'm saying? Y'all can't see it on the camera. But that's why I'm not gonna turn the phone around. But it says 28 degrees feels like 18, which means it's fucking 18 degrees. Yes. All right, hey, literal something is simple. Like, hey, it's too cold outside for you to be a bitch, cuz. Oh god. It is. You can't be. You can just apply that shit to some of everything, bruh.

SPEAKER_04 15:29

But um it is when life gets you down, but you bitch up or you gonna show up. One of the two. You sometimes is you're gonna want to bitch up most of the time, but you gotta show up if you got shit to do.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Yeah, man. Why we on this subject, man? I've been meaning to tell you this, bro. Hey, please, please trademark, bro. Jesus, Jesus Bartholomew Lamar Christ, though. Jesus Lamar Christ. Yeah, you you got you gotta you yeah, bro. You gotta put you. I'm telling you, bruh, you gotta you gotta trademark that shit ASAP.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

I mean, I'm pretty sure my fellas got a lot of shit out of me. I didn't know over the years. I'm like, damn, bro, you used that and sold it. Ain't that a bitch? Yeah, I say so much shit I don't realize. Like, bro, you're a walking caption. You caption, you say so much shit in quota boost. I was like, bruh, I'm just we talking. I'm just I'm used to saying shit all the time. That's my thing. I say a lot of shit. Whole lot of shit, whole heap of shit.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

That's what got me into writing everything. I was like, I want to see the shit that we don't really get to see. Like, I can't wait to get you in this next show. Oh, I can't wait to get to the show. Barbara Sons is is I just can't wait to get you part of this program.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Man, look, I can't wait, man.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

No, don't worry about it. We got like I said, I came back home. Like I didn't want to be here, but at the same time, I got shit to do here. That's why I got put back here.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

Indeed, indeed, man. Um, you don't gotta talk about it if you don't want to. But just to touch on that shit. What, you know what I'm saying? I know you was down in Houston for a minute, shows and all that stuff. What what brought you back up here?

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Oh man, my son, um, my son bec He became a product with St. Louis. Uh my son caught a case. He was facing a lot of time, and he ended up he had a grandbaby on my grandfather and I. So my son was my biggest reason he didn't come back up here. Like, uh I didn't want them to come up back here. What they said, their mama wanted them to live with them. I was like, well, they've been living with me for the last two years, I guess. I didn't really want to come back up here no way. My daughter like, I miss my friends and want to see this okay and on this. And we got back here, this was like, it's not what they thought it was. And my son kind of he fell through the cracks, he fucked up. And now he back on track, and now he actually said what I was saying to him. It just took for him to actually go through it. He was like, Oh, you went bullshit. I'm like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Yeah, sometimes, yeah. One, nigga, I went through it.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

And two, I did way more shit than you, bro. Like, I don't want you to do none of this shit because it don't go nowhere. That's what I don't tell you with the streets. The streets is a trap. That's why they call it a trap. It's a fucking trap. You're not gonna get out of it. And if you do, it's by the grace of God or luck, nigga. I had luck because I had a good attorneys. Shout out to motherfucking my attorney here. If he passed away, man, but that man got me out of so much shit. David Bruns. And you would never see him coming. The man was about four, he was a he was a little person. And then no, I didn't everybody like, yeah, what that nigga was a big problem, though. He get you out of some shit, bro. He buried so many cases. Like I said, what stopped me from doing a lot of dumb shit. He said, You know, you put my daughter to college. Like, bitch, I ain't never been to college. I don't know if I'm gonna put it on the city.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

I'm paying, I'm paying you. I ain't got the bread to put my kids through college, but I'm putting your kids to college.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

And hear me so hard. I wanted to cry. I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. He's like, bro, you're not smart. I mean, you're not stupid. You're too smart to do the stupid things you're doing. You're making bad decisions. Every time you've been caught, you weren't literally doing a crime, but they had you dead to rights because they knew you were doing crimes. Because they couldn't catch you. They're like man, look at your skin. And I'm like, this comes from a white Jewish man. He's like, I'm like, the fuck? I'm not gonna lie to you. Say, right, you a fucking target. Stop being an equal, easy target. I watch I tell my son, I don't want you to be a criminal, but be a smart one. Like, they never really caught me red-handed doing a thing. But I look how I look. I got tattoos, I got a nice car, I got jewelry, all this shit. Like, he's doing something.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

That's why I got it.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

Yeah, yeah. I went and got me a jacket. I went and got me. I start working for Pepsi. I walk around selling dope all day in a Pepsi uniform. I got smell, you hoes. I never called a case of my Pepsi uniform, nigga. They like, I let him go. I'm going to work. That's all I did. I'll go to work. To sell it.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

Yeah, man. But so my bad. So it's it's crazy you say that shit, bro, because like St. Louis is weird like that. Like, it's a place everybody, this mother like it's a place everybody proud to be from. But this motherfucker is a it's it's atrocious. Yeah, it's this motherfucker, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:47

You would think people work together because it's so hard for us to get out of here. Facts. And like I like I said, when I first walked this comedy, I was trying to work with everybody. But like I was a retarded person, like, this nigga wanna hang out and do shit and do shit.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

I was so just about to ask you, bro, when you came onto the scene, bro. Like, what was it like for you? Fucking.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

I felt like the outcast. Like, literally, I felt like the nigga that like I felt like the weirdo nigga. I'm like, damn, bro, I just came from somewhere where niggas getting killed. Y'all just laughing and talking shit. This is like home to me now. Like, oh, I can do this, I can talk this shit. So I'm doing it with these niggas that's so dope. They're like, uh huh. The fuck you on, bro? What this nigga just you fucking me talking crazy to me. I'm just having fun talking crazy. Yeah. But when I got around them, it was like some a lot of comics got this ego that they somebody they not. And that would fucks me up. It was like, bro, it's okay to be true of yourself, but don't be completely delusional where you fucking up opportunities to deal with yourself. Like, like, don't nobody owe nobody in comedy shit. You owe yourself. A lot of motherfuckers feel like, oh, I'm that nigga, I'm that bitch, ah, you should come talk to me. Why? That time frame has been over for years. And when I came into the game, I was like, I'm seeing uh social media, I'm like, oh, some people doing this, like, we can be like that too. They're like, nah, we don't do all we don't do that social media. So I'm like, but why not? What the fuck else are y'all doing? Why y'all ain't doing that? Why we can't make no other thing.

SPEAKER_03 21:02

Y'all ain't got shit else. Yeah, y'all ain't got shit else. I'm gonna be real, man. When I when I first came around comedy, man, salute to my nigga Reggie, man. Reggie Edwards, dog. Shout out to Reggie. When I first when I first, he was always a motherfucking class clown and shit. And so him jumping into comedy was like a no-brainer, right? And when I just start, you know, he did it, I was the cameraman, I just filmed all of his shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:29

Then that's you was recording all this shit. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not know that. Nah, I know. Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

When I stopped first, when I first got to the Laugh Lounge, Jesse my partner, you know what I'm saying? Salute to my nigga Jesse. So I just tell you I ever did college. Yeah, Jesse, my partner, you know what I'm saying? And like opening a comedy club was his dream. So it was just like, hey, nigga, I come and help, whichever way I can. Like, I seen this nigga cleaning tables and all that shit, and he owned the place. I don't, I'm not getting paid, none of that shit. I'm Just like, hey, Jesse, what you need me to do, bro? You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, can you run this to the back for me? Hey, can you grab these chairs? Can you nigga like nigga teamwork make the dream work? I'm like, I ain't gonna be. That too. We ain't got none. You know what I'm saying? I ain't getting paid. I ain't, I just won't, I just want my nigga to succeed. So I just helped out. And then one day, like, you doing the shows, and I I had my camera. I'm like, nigga, fuck it. Shit, nigga, I'm taking the pictures. I already was doing at their shows at the uh, not at the spotlight. I would that wasn't my before my time, but uh at the ambassador. Okay. I was already getting niggas footage and shit up there. I just get niggas footage and just give it to motherfuckers. I wasn't even charging for it.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

You was a real nigga, boy, because they didn't they ain't probably appreciated because they ain't know what they had. Man, yeah. That should go right now.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Let me tell you something. I got hard, I got hard drives full of motherfucking like old photos and videos of niggas on stage, bro. So if you niggas actually become something, he got you. Yeah, nah, I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it all I'm gonna say this. Nah, he's playing. I'm not, I'm gonna say this right now.

unknown 23:06

St.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Louis, comedians. Hey, I ain't never had a problem with the vast majority of y'all. I like y'all, except joke thieves, like blade ones. Not a fan of y'all. But I don't like none of them. I'm telling y'all straight up. Y'all niggas get big enough. Nigga, I'm dropping them all that old footage, nigga. Like, hey, you shouldn't be telling them the same jokes. Hey, I mean, hey, I don't really care about telling the jokes. This is just really like, yeah, nah, nigga, I knew him back when. That's my calling cord.

SPEAKER_04 23:34

That's good, that's good money, too.

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Yeah, like the Jess Larry, like the Jess Larry shit that I uh was talking about. Salute to Jess Larry. If I I swear to God, I've been monitoring her tour dates. Ever since she inboxed me. If she's anywhere within a hundred miles of St. Louis, I'm going. And I swear to God, I'm finna ask her. I hey, you can you can you come on the pod?

SPEAKER_04 24:01

I mean, most people will, but it's not that I don't understand what people like. I understand they like weirdos and all that shit. But you ask me to do a podcast, it's not gonna do nothing but help me do something, especially if I'm not doing anything.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

But the problem is a lot of motherfuckers be feeling like they too good to do shit. But they ain't doing shit. It'd be different if you would what it is. It's kind of like a motherfucker that be like, hey bruh, I got this, man. It's this uh it's this job hiring. It's it hell it's hella easy. They'd be like, nigga, how much they paying? Nigga, you're not doing anything, you're not getting paid shit right now.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

So you need a job, my nigga.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

You need a job. I can't even take it. I can't even take credit for that because I actually that was actually my partner Stefan Hotto with jokes. Salute to my nigga Stefan.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

He had New York too. They showed me love when I got up to him, man. Like, I think they like me either. But I've realized when I came to comedy, I was getting hazed too a little bit. I was like, that's a hazing process. I didn't know that's it.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

It kind of is.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

I didn't know that. So I was gonna lie, I'm gonna fight everybody. You know, I'm gonna fight literally everybody when I first came to comedy. I got to with like three niggas, my first two weeks. I'm like, this ain't how it's supposed to go.

unknown 25:03

I'm the trip.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

I'm the problem. Okay. And I realized like, hey, somebody was like, oh, you you you can't take shit personal in this shit.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

I'm like, oh you you gotta you gotta pick and choose. You can not you a lot of shit. I rabbed with Jesse about this shit. A lot of the shit. He knows trying to fight. A lot of shit that become like personal is usually not the shit that's to your face. It's the shit that gets back to you.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Yeah, and that's the thing, because they never gonna admit it. Can we take a little quick break? I gotta pee right quick. Yeah, hydrated. I ain't never had to stop my size. I love her. Shout out to La She. Whoo! Good business. What we talking about?

SPEAKER_03 25:36

Anywho, man, we back to it, man.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

I had an old nigga bladder. 40 bladder, nigga. Wait till you get his age.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

Hey, look, you know what's wild? I ain't know you was that old, bro. Yeah, I'm 41.

SPEAKER_04 25:47

I say I f I found comedy late, nigga. Like I said, I didn't know, I never wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to be a rapper. I rap most a lot of people. Yeah, I rap. I could rap. I was like, I was gonna do that. I sold drugs, but I didn't know you weren't supposed to actually rap what you did. So I was doing the shit I was actually rapping about. Yeah. And getting cases. So the music never came out. So the music really. I had some songs on like YouTube and all that shit, but we never. I opened up for BG, a couple motherfuckers, I opened up for a lot of motherfuckers coming up, but it never really it didn't hit like comedy did. When I got on stage to do comedy, it was like, this is what I'm supposed to be doing. Rapper was like, I love music, I love music. But when I got on stage to do comedy, I was like, this is what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing. It hit different.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

I feel like everybody got that one thing that once they, once they in it and they doing it, they feel like it's right. Like for me, it was fighting. When I got into martial arts, it was like, for this time that I'm up here, no matter how the fight goes, like this feels right. I don't like nothing in my life matter. I ain't have my daughter then salute to my baby like Lonnie. I didn't have my baby then, but whatever. It was focused. Yeah, it's like I yeah, this is this is it. It's all I care about, man. But you got into comedy, you started doing skits.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

I was doing skits before I started doing comedy. That's where everybody seen me from. I was already on social media, I was just doing skits though, and talking shit. I didn't really never thought about getting on stage. I never see how that it never materialized in my mind about getting on stage. Like, I didn't write jokes for like a year, bro. And everybody hated me for that shit. I'll give my freestyle. Hey, we're feeling freestyle again.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Yeah, everybody be trying to, you know, impose their weight on it. But some people are just not.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

I didn't I didn't understand it. I'm glad everybody did stay on my ass because I was the night I bombed was one of the worst nights of my life because I had nothing to come back. I didn't have no written jokes to fall back on. And it was me and comedian Brandon Taylor. He was sitting there like, he was watching me, nigga. It was like a fight. Like I'm watching, I'm looking back at the corner, like, I'm hitting him with everything I got, and it's not working. He's like, I'm like, I ain't got shit else, nigga. I didn't freestyle, I didn't talk about everything in this motherfucker. They ain't fucking with nothing.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:55

So it took me that night. It was like, that was my last night, just like, hey, I have to have a game plan. I can freestyle with the best of them, but I need to have some kind of joke that I know always work no matter what. Yeah. To get back to where the fuck I'm trying to do it. And I didn't have it at the time. It was like, ooh. And I went, I was freestyling for a whole year and some change, bro. Of not having that one set. I was eating book. Motherfucker got mad at me one night, told me, man, you didn't do the 2D Fruity joke. You didn't do two-to-die-to-die-fruity. I'm like, what the fuck is the 2D Fruity joke? Nigga. They joke about Lil' Richard. I'm like, what the fuck's you talking about? Somebody recorded it for me. That's how I came on my first joke. I'm like, I'm like, that's a joke. I'm just talking shit. And I started piecing shit together. I'm like, I also listen to myself, I'm still recording myself. I'm still like, oh, this is a set. If I actually sit my dumb ass down and put it together. Yeah. These niggas was wasn't freestyling. They just knew they jokes. Like David Tell, I watched David Tell, I'm like, he's not freestyling. This is a whole setup.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

It's just a good fucking setup.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

He's he worked on it so much that it come off.

SPEAKER_04 28:58

Yeah, it just these people write so many jobs. I'm like, oh, I fell for this, I fell for the illusion. I didn't know no better. I felt like the idiot in L. I don't know if they was telling me, I apologize. I didn't know y'all was trying to help me. My fault.

SPEAKER_03 29:11

And so, like I said, you were doing skits, you doing comedy. How did that parlay into Pop the Balloon, man? Because I'm gonna be real, bro. That was a that wasn't it. I'm gonna be real. I've never watched the episode, but I see all the clips. Everybody. And because motherfuckers, like people I know from the military out of town, be like, hey man, like I be watching Pop the Balloon STL, man. Why you ain't never been on there? And I'd be like, get him, yeah. Look, man.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

I tried to get a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Look, I came for the speed dating joint because he because he called me. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And it was it was some it was it was some I ain't gonna do them like that. It was some decent joints up there. It was some decent joints up there. It was some it was some it was some it was some ducks. It was some definitely some mud ducks up there, but it was definitely some decent little joints up there. But before we go back to that, the reason I've never done pop the balloon, bruh, is because I one and I know a gang of mugs that's been on there. I do too. The reason I straight have never done it is because I'm like, like, no, bruh. Y'all on here, y'all on here just to get a quick 15 minutes of fame. I can come up there and my best shit, say all the right shit, and y'all just looking for some type of punch line that y'all can be like, that's all the time, bro.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

We didn't have some times or nothing for actually they didn't find love. There's a lot of people that never came back on the show because they found their personal.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

So people would found legitimate love on Pop the Blue STD.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

It was like, we need to show this. I'm gonna be real, I don't fucking blame them though. But that's what I'm saying. But show the show helps you, and we now look like assholes all the time. Like, yeah, I didn't feel the love. We don't want to come back on that though. We thank you though, but we ain't come back. It's a couple, few couples that we just had off a match twice, bro. They came back on the show and matched with each other again. That's what I'm saying, bro. We that we need to we need to highlight that part. People do actually match. There's some people that actually come on up with intent. It's always the fuck people that come on that make it look bad. They're coming out for a viral moment. And they get it in a way they don't want it to. It never works out the way they think they they all go viral. Now you like the clown or you like the little uh dirty girl. Yeah, it's it's it's a it's a double-led sword motherfucker coming out. It's we seen a couple people, I ain't gonna say their names, but y'all done seen a couple motherfuckers come on the show. You know they're looking for clout, and it never works in their advantage. They come on out and look crazier and crazier and crazier.

SPEAKER_03 31:36

So before we go back, because I I like where you at with it, but how how exactly did you get, like, how did you get the cloud?

SPEAKER_04 31:44

Like you said, you didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it either. I was like, I'm good. But Crystal asked me, my homegirl Crystal Lee. She wouldn't have asked me, because I didn't know Terry and him at the time. So I was like, yeah, that's cool. Now she crystal was like, not reach out, ask time to do it. I was taking over the homegirl Kim.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Right.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

Kim got sick and they was like, we need somebody to come in. And uh I I came in and he said, Hey bro, I watched the numbers. When you came in, everybody rewind, they go see your part. He said, I don't know what the hell happened, but every time, the last couple episodes they rewind, they go back to my part every time to see what I said. They were like, hey, can you come back and do it this time? I'm like, if I'm in town. So, because I was still in Houston.

SPEAKER_02 32:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:24

So I was coming out here literally, like, they asked me, can I do it that week? I was like, I'm in Houston. I ain't come back after. They were like, all right, so when you come back here, let us know if you want to come back here. So I was uh that's when Tommy got in trouble. Tommy got in trouble. I'm here for a whole month. I'm like, I won't prepare for the month, like, can you work every Tuesday? I'm like, yeah, I got you. And after another, they gave me a contract, like, hey, yeah, we want to sign you to do that. What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Like quick. Yeah, no, don't worry about reading it.

SPEAKER_04 32:50

Yeah, because it was a little turmoil. I don't want to say too much, but it was like a little turmoil, like where the analytics said basically, hey, the the people like you, so we want you to do it full time. It was like, and I was still going back and forth, like, I don't want to be here. That's that's a commitment, bro. That's the middle of the week. I gotta be here on the middle of the week. I'm like, well, my kids just moved up here, so I can still be here to see them all that shit. Time he did that shit with my granddaughter, then he got the occasion, like, well shit, I gotta be here more anyway. So half of my shit's still in Houston, so I'm still bringing half of that shit still up right. I'm finna be a full-time St. Louis native in the next couple weeks. But uh, but I'll still be on the road, so it's kind of hard to say I'm a St. Louis person, but I'm here during the week. Weekends, I'm on the road.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

Okay, so you the host now, man.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

Oh, Crystal's the host. She's always the host. I don't want Crystal's job. Y'all stop asking me to host the show completely. That's weird as fuck. She gotta walk it. Now I'm not doing all that shit. I get to interview people and go about my motherfucking business. I ain't gotta talk to nobody. She gotta ask y'all a question, be attentive, care. I don't wanna do none of that shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

So let me uh ask you this, man. Cause I can only imagine the wild shit that people inbox you and ask you and all this type of shit, man.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

It'd be more shit people ask you in public, like.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Yeah, like what like what's some crazy shit motherfuckers like? Because I already imagine motherfuckers feel like you the plug to get on the show.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

Yeah, police officers. That was the funniest thing ever they make. Give me on the show. I'm like, nigga, you the law. Like, you seen another officer on the show, nigga. Just in about the pay, say, I want you to just like usher me in and usher you into talking that I'm like, hi. I was like, just in about the pay. Say, I will show me how to do it on my phone. So I showed him this nigga, and then he he cocked out, didn't want to do it no more. He seen somebody he knew on the show rail as a cop. I'm like, doing me, bro. He ain't what if you see in the locker room on popped the blue? I guess, but I was like, bruh, it's like and people will stop you and tell me, uh, that like I picked the lineup and shit. Like, I don't do none of that. I just host, bro. I don't I don't know who's gonna be on the show. I don't pick nobody. We used to like uh auditioning people together, but uh with the uh producer, she took over everything. I was like, well, yeah, we ain't gonna do it no more because that shit nerve-wracking. You gotta talk to a stranger, you know, line. I mean, crystal man, and people don't understand that crystal be so mad when they do that shit, stay with shit and that. And I I'm just wanting to go viral. And she said, What the fuck do I do with dating? Bitch. And she just hang up the phone. Like, I got done. I'm like, oh wow. A nigga had on show down. He's just like, yeah, I just trying to get out of there. I'm just in there looking like, bro, I'm right here too. He's like, oh yeah, screwdrow. Hey, Mr. Crystal. I'm like, this nigga said screw. The fuck is wrong with people? She got dating you niggas. And then a lot of people come down to date us. That fucks me up. I had a motherfucker wait the whole time. I really came to see you. Hey, you talking about the speed dating joint? Bruh! I straight, bro. You heard some shit too that you might trade me. No, bro.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

No, no, no bullshit. Okay, I went crazy. Hey, I'm hey, I'm in for some, I'm infamous for my stories, bruh. I was there at the speed dating event. No bullshit, right? She was a she was a big body. You know what I'm saying? She beautiful soul. Beautiful soul, older lady. She was up here, right? So we sitting up here, you know, at the at the Pop the Bloom speed date joint, you talk to a mug for a certain amount of time, and then, you know, everybody rotate, right? So that's like we got eyes. You can see, you know what I'm saying? The second she was walking up, you know what I'm saying? I'm I'm here because my man's asked me to be up here to fill in. So I'm like, We need to. And I can and I can hold a conversation. That ain't really shit. Cause it was like, it was like uh, it was probably wasn't it like like 40, 40 something women and like like it wasn't that many dudes.

SPEAKER_04 36:27

It was like 10 niggas. Right? Women always show up, bro. They were like, so what you can do? Nothing. I'm near the host.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

So anywho, right? So the lady walking up, I'm already thinking in my head, like, yeah, nah. I mean, I'm gonna I'm gonna have this conversation, but ain't nothing finna come of this, man, baby. You you know my speed. Man, we get to the table, and it's so funny, bro, because we're having the speed dating conversation, and in the middle of the conversation, she like, she was like, Yeah, I'm not really up here for none of this shit. I'm I'm I was like, she was like, Yeah, you uh I'm up here for the host. I'm like, she over there, nah, not her, him in the suit. And I'm like, I'm like, oh yeah, that's my I'm like, yeah, that's my partner. I'm like, that's my partner Tommy. I'm like, I'm like, that's my I'm like, that's my partner, Tommy. She was like, are y'all cool? I'm like, like, yeah, motherfucker, it was like, and it was funny because she was the last person for the thing. So it worked out timing worked out perfect. Second, they was like, hey, time's up. We done with the speed dating joint. I walked up straight over there to your ass, like, hey, bruh, you got a fan. And I walked off.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

And I was just like, what the fuck just happened to me?

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Hey, she had me taking pictures. She thought she had a motherfucking s hey hey, she was caressing this nigga and everything, boy. She was not bullshit. And I just got started on the show.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

I'm like, I ain't been that long. I just thought putting the suit.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

Hey, that lady was not bullshit. She was like, I really don't care for none of this. I'm I'm here for him. I was like, and then it was crazy. It was some crazy characters at this speed they joined. It was an African nigga. Nigga was that nigga was clean. Yeah. This nigga was up here shopping for a girl for him and his girl.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

And he was not apologetic about it. He's like, they came and sat down. He was like, he was like, I'm like somebody else see the shit I gotta go through. I'll be in tax. Dude, like, hey, that nigga, hey, dude had like these dude had like these lion head cuff links and shit that was studded. A nigga was clean. Yeah, they got him. Dude straight up was like in that mug, like he might have been from Zimbabwe.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

What's that shit? Coming to America, where the fuck them niggas from?

SPEAKER_03 38:44

Uh Zamunda. Zamunda. That's the dude was really in that motherfucker, like. He was like, nah, I'm he like, I'm not here for me. I'm here to find something about us. For us. Yeah. For me and my lady.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

And not bullshitting. We can hear about that episode a lot, but it's like we don't have enough people. Yeah, it's like St. Louis. People act like we know we're not, we're not the big ass city like that, bro. If it was like Chicago, New York, maybe, but like St. Louis, we run out of people, and then a lot of people don't want to be on the show.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

I'm gonna keep a skunky with you, bro. This is as far as pop the balloon STL goes. I feel like a lot of people love to consume it, but they never want to be seen there. Like, no bullshit. If y'all, like, no, like no bullshit. Yeah, we had a couple, like the last few shows have been great.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

Like the last, the blah blah. We got people that it's the older people that come out. The young motherfuckers always bullshit. So we had an episode, it was like the last episode, it's probably gonna be the last episode too, but we had four men show up, or three men show up and four women show up. But they've been begging for the younger episode, but they don't never be on time, they always on bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

So it was like that's probably the last time. So you probably gonna see nobody but like 30 and up now from now.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

But yeah, my. It shouldn't be that way, but yeah, because they they took a look at because if you've been to the club, you realize it's it's dating the club and not, it's not, it's not a thing no more. Talking, uh, they don't dance together no more. It's it's weird.

SPEAKER_03 40:07

Actually, some shit I be rapping with my partner about, man. You go to the club. Girls go to girls go to the club to get on fucking Facebook, Snapchat, and Instagram live, bro. That's it. They come somewhere, look at me. I ain't talking about. And what's crazy is if you not there, if you're not in the bruh, I done been no bullshit. I I I won't I won't go back to the fucking marquee because of this. Because they bartender, they had a bartender all the way towards the back. Motherfucking, I'm in here, I'm just bored one night. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, man, fuck it, man. I want to, you know, be around some estrogen, man. I want to see some see some women, man. Just be in be around some. Yeah, I just want to be around me some box, man. Be around some coochie. Nigga, I go in here, it already ain't like that many people in here. It ain't like elbow to elbow like it'd be on a lot of nights. It's it's it's it's comfortable. You can get around, you ain't gotta worry about big. That type of shit, right? But nigga, I go to the boy on the back because the one up front was full. The fucking bartender is too busy serving her fucking friends to do busy. All three of them is over here motherfucking making uh, like they on fucking Instagram or TikTok or some shit. Like, ah, bitch, this, that, and the third, all this other shit. And what's crazy is is like motherfucking, I wounded up later seeing the video. They video. If you look at that video, it looked like that motherfucker was yanking the music in the background. They throwing all this ass on each other, which is fucking pointless. Yeah, I'm like, I was there, it's dead fucking space in this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

Like, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't gang. That's most clubs, bro. They don't dance no more, bro. So when you see people in a club, you see a bunch of motherfuckers standing around doing this. I'm not paying for that. Yeah, I'm not paying for when I dance to the wheel.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

I'm gonna be real, it double be pissing me off, bro, because bruh, niggas come out for the women, bro. Women do all this shit. They do a twerk on the wall, they twerk on their friends, nigga. I no bullshit. Salute to Morgan. Morton Casey. That's my that's that's my dirty. I I'll put I'll put a nigga in the ground behind her. Let me tell you something, bro. I was at her Sunday Fun Day one time, right? It was a little group of, it was a nice little group of some joints, right? This is when she first started doing Sunday Fun Days. Nigga, they was over there, shit, man. I'm talking about they was tough. Like all three of them. They was like rejecting her nigga that came over there, but they was just dancing with each other. I didn't approach because I seen they was rejecting everybody else. Like, I'm not finna, I'm not, I'm not finna be a part of the peanut gallery. That shit did. I watched her motherfucking friend come flight, like, I'm talking about like come from behind her. The other friend was recording it, right? She came from behind her, choked her, and the girl getting choked licked her tongue out, and the one that's choking her, like pouring, lick in her mouth. We not gay though. And I'm just like, that's the gay shit y'all can do. I'm like, one, y'all gonna act like y'all not tasting each other, like y'all not taste testing each other. And then two, it's all, it's all meeting her. You ain't got, baby, you ain't gotta go rock with that tofu.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

It's real, it's real meeting her.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

It's it's real stuff. It's the meat with a heartbeat. It's real, hey, it's real dick. And you have her bullshit with you. It's real dick in here. You over there doing this shit. Like, because it's the cool thing. They can't wait to go. They know everybody's not gonna leave somebody, so they all don't want to be a con before the person that's left out. I've seen that. I've been a part of that. You have a girl over there, you get the muffler in the crowd, and everybody looking at her like this. Yeah. Now you Mad at you now. She's like, what, what, what? Take her back up with my friends. Cause the miserable bitches are miserable now. You done took the joy out of the party now.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Hey, while we talking about club shit, this some other shit I hate too. You know what I'm saying? That's why I say if I this actually not just the club.

SPEAKER_04 44:19

I get somewhere free now to be bored.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

I'm gonna be real. This ain't exactly just the club. This is just like any place social. I'm I'm at I'm at hole in the wall age. You know what I'm saying? I'm yeah, I'm at hole. Rio's, D squared, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

We have to go out one of these days, man. I don't be going out no more. Oh yeah, most definitely. I'm gonna hang out one of these weeks.

SPEAKER_03 44:37

You know what I'm saying? I never do an episode without shouting out my producer behind the camera, man. He is the street step.

SPEAKER_05 44:43

He's the whole thing when I look up, yeah. I know I've been watching them videos.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

I was nigga, I could never get in the battle rap though. I see niggas spit, I'm gonna shoot everybody. I said niggas spit out in the video. I'm like, I'm gonna shoot for him. This nigga crazy. That's a grown ass man spitting his face. It's not battle rap, this is assault. This nigga said.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

But back on topic, man. But hey, he look, he the hole in the wall kind of slow, man. You you name the spot. You name the you name the spot. He knows who the fuck owned it. Okay. If he don't know who owned it, he knows the cousin of the owner, all that he either, that nigga is a that street said it's necessary. That nigga is he knows everything and everybody, man.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

Well the bitches, the freak hoes be yeah. That's why I want to go with the freak hoes that they still dancing. Yeah, they don't care what you look like. Hey look, back at the I get he got all his teeth a little bit. He got most of his fronts. He ain't got no backs.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

But you go back to it. Some shit I hate so bad when I go out, right? You ever go out, right? See a joint. Like I'm I'm you know what I'm saying? I ain't that nigga who gonna stare at you and then I see you on social media and be like, I just saw you. Nah, I'm a I'm going to approach in public, right? But some shit I hate so bad, right? If I shoot my shot at you, right? Right? See a see a joint, see a little Brazzie Dunn, I shoot my shot, and you know, she she shoot me down. No harm, no foul. It is what it is. Ain't nobody batting a thousand, right? It is what it is. Hey, my my apologies for bothering you. Then you sit up here and you see something else, and you shoot your shot at that and come to find out that's her friend, and now the one that turned you down trying to He talked to me too.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Bitch, hey, mind your motherfucking business.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

You told me no. Your friend told me yes.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Mind your fucking business. You don't kill yourself.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

Man, that shit for the birds, man.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

Yeah, but at the same time, that same friend she usually still gonna talk to you. She's like, she always does.

SPEAKER_03 46:58

Nah, I done definitely, nah, I done definitely knocked down some friends after they, you know, I've been talking to one and they eventually, you know, fall out and I go polish.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Like, she was trying to stop your happiness.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

Yeah, I go, I go polish the other one off.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Because most female women ain't friends, is y'all friends. Y'all suck. Y'all are terrible friends. Like, my female friends are my actual friends. I had to learn that. Like when Cam said that shit about female friends, I was like, I understand where you're coming from completely. But I actually have female friends.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

You talk about Cameron or Cam Newton, because they both say it's on the Cam Newton. I'm gonna be real. I I I'm I'm I'm the Cam Newton type of thing.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

I understand that, but you got female friends though that you're not fucking though.

SPEAKER_05 47:34

Yeah, we all got friends with Pete motherfucking Ashley. Ew.

SPEAKER_04 47:41

That's my brother. I love that T T. I love her. It just certainly's like, because you got that friend, you seen her drag so many niggas to the move. They're a good friend to you. She's not a good friend to me.

SPEAKER_03 47:53

Yeah. Okay, so Pete. So we got that friend. So Pete this, right? When it when it Pete this, when it comes to me, right? Everything Cam Newton said is really how I am. It's like, I don't shoot my shot to be a girl friend. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, if I shoot my shit. I don't shoot my shot to be your friend.

SPEAKER_04 48:11

Now if I shoot my side shoot, nah, we usually probably gonna ever be a friend. If I shot my side shoot, nah.

SPEAKER_03 48:16

Yeah, so and motherfuckers look at it like it's not like you ain't got no self-control, which is bullshit. Identifying and knowing how you is and avoiding the situation, yeah, that is self-control. If a motherfucker that did cocaine, like, hey, if I go there, I know what they on, I know what they doing, I'ma stay away because I know I'm gonna fucking want to endure. I don't wanna do no bugs. So I don't I don't want to do it, so I'm gonna stay away. That's self-control. So like when it comes to like like we co-workers or whatever, I'm keeping it professional. Shit. I don't fuck I find you is. I'm not gonna lose my motherfucking job over this shit. So you ain't lying. You know what I'm saying? That's that. If uh measures, if you're somebody that I see out and about on the regular, I can be cordial, high and by, all that type of shit. But we talking about I'm chilling, I'm in my personal time and my personal life and my leisure, and I come across you, baby, if if I'm shooting, I'm not approach, I'm not approaching you if uh, yeah, I'm not approaching everyone talking to you for me fucking. Yeah, I'm not approaching you. Nah, I can't imagine I understand. Like that's like that's what I'm on. For me, every one of my female friends that I have, I crack. I cracked them. And the thing is, is like we can be friends now because we been there and we been there and done that. And realize it wasn't for us. You know what I'm saying? Like, and could I possibly crack again? Yes, but it's like we ain't, we ain't, we ain't starving over. We been there and done that. So it's like we know what it's like to have dealt with each other like that. So it's like I can mention something about me talking to another joint, you ain't finna be up here with your nose all turned up and shit.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

That's how you know it's over. I tested one of my friends like this. Yeah, I'll fucking keep. She didn't say nothing. We good, that we good. Yeah, you gotta test that.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

So yeah, bro. So it's like we've been there and done that. If it's not that motherfucking, I am not attracted to them at all. That's just true.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

No, I got some friends I'm I was attracted to at one point, then I got to know them. It was like, ooh.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not attracted to you at all. It's like, fam, like, hey, I ain't gonna lie, little baby. You tough, but you are a fucking horrible person. Yeah, I don't want you to. You're you're a good person to me. Yeah, you're decent to me. But to me, but to like just everything horrible.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

I ain't gonna be around bitch. I know go get beat up either. So if you're a terrible that terrible, like y'all know, because you know we got that one female friend that's terrible in relationship, but she's a good person. She just she just fucked up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

Wildly fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 50:50

Yeah, you're like, oh, I see why nobody would love a love you, but you're a good person. Yeah, yeah. You don't know what the fuck.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Yeah, I I see the cat lady, I see the weed smoking cat lady incoming. You know what I'm saying? I see it from a mile away. But you good people to me. And last but most certainly not least, they gay. Yeah, you don't like dick.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

So it's like some of them guess someone's just gonna be lonely because they don't know how to treat a dick. We're gonna be honest. It's like, yeah, you don't know what to do with a dick when it's around, huh? Just you just be the cat lady.

SPEAKER_03 51:20

Yeah, that's that, bro. But hey, as a matter of fact, fuck, we we in the candy shit now, man. Yeah. It's a question I want to ask, bro. Because I just seen this shit, bro.

SPEAKER_04 51:32

Can a big girl be a baddie? Yes. I ain't seen a couple big. And we got it depending on big, it's a big shapely woman. We know I've seen a big shapely. But I'ma be real, right? Now you can't be big and sloppy.

SPEAKER_03 51:47

Ah, fuck now. If you build like plumers, putty baby uh, no, no. Like pancake battle, like somebody poured you into your clothes.

SPEAKER_04 51:53

No anchor, she is like the thickest white woman I've ever seen in my motherfucking life, and pretty. And it's like she get all hate mail from white people, like, but she's like the thickest motherfucker in the world. She's not sloppy at all. She's just a dope, big ass white woman.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

Yeah, yeah, man. I'm talking about, no, this is the thing, right? That's thick. You know what I'm saying? It's the difference between big, fat, and thick. You know what I'm saying? My examples is this, right, nigga. Well, Monique not fat no more, but nigga, Monique is fat. Queen Latifah is big. What was Jill Scott then? Jill Scott is heavenly, my nigga. That's what I'm saying. It's like That's what I'm saying. You can't. Look, this is the thing, right? Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

Jill, yeah, Jill Scott is just Jill fucking Scott, bro. Like so big women can be what? Exactly, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 52:37

But would you, would you really, like, I look, I love Jill. But would you consider Jill Scott a baddie?

SPEAKER_03 52:42

Yeah. I would not. I just think she's a I think, bruh, it's her attitude and how she talks. She that's one of the most.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

Because a baddie to me, it's not all about how you look. Because you could be beautiful on the outside and a terrible person, and you'd be a shitty person, and make me you ugly bitch, name me.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

I'm gonna be real. I'm one of them type of dudes, like, hey, if you got a fucked up personality or some shit, you might as well be a nigga to me. I don't care how bad you is.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

Like it looks good, because you're gonna lose them looks eventually. You're gonna have that fucked up personality for the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_03 53:10

Yeah, then you're gonna be out here like Melissa Ford and shit. You know what I'm saying? I mean, not Melissa Ford. Well, Melissa Ford, kind of. She ain't but. I'm talking about Vivica Fox. That's what I meant to say. Yeah, Viveka Fox. But look at Vivica Fox, like she's going her Vivica Fox was her.

unknown 53:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

Nigga. And now, nigga. Now exactly her.

unknown 53:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:28

Or you can be like Diamond. Like, you so pretty your whole life that now you really think this out. Ain't nobody coming for you, baby. Yeah. It's over, but baby, you you better settle down with someone who won't love you. Because you old now, baby. Like, I love Diamond. She I that's not her real name. Lisa Right.

SPEAKER_03 53:43

Lisa's right.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

Beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. In the world of fantasy, don't nobody want your old ass. Coochie's like milk sometimes. And when it gets old, it's old.

SPEAKER_05 53:52

Nobody wants that drink.

SPEAKER_04 53:53

Same with old niggas.

SPEAKER_05 53:55

When we get to a certain age, don't nobody want our prone-up ass dick. The fuck up out of here. You you old. Hold up. Hold up. Coochie is like milk.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

Yeah, well, is it too old? Hey, man.

SPEAKER_05 54:10

A is like old.

SPEAKER_04 54:15

No, no, you're not chill. Like, I want that old nigga dick. I want that dick that might work. Nah, nigga. We got an expiration date like y'all do. You better find somebody that love your ass and get the fuck on. Stop looking for men. That part I agree with. Yeah, find somebody that loves you for you. Because looks and all that shit gonna die off no matter how old you get into you and be like this one day. And nobody gonna want your old saggy body ass. Niggas and women. So I'm looking for somebody that care about me for me. So I finna start doing drugs. So well, bitch, take me to rehab. We my new bitch. You care about me, bitch. Take me to my steps and shit. Make sure I get all my steps.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

See, that's why I'm making sure I stay in shape, man. I'm 34 now. So I'm finna start getting more and shit.

SPEAKER_04 54:57

Like right now.

SPEAKER_03 54:59

I'm making sure I stay my ass in shape, boy. I can't.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

Because when your body gone, it's over with. Don't nobody want your old ass. Yeah, man. You ain't gonna want you, so why would somebody else want you? I'm getting, I'm finna stop, I'm finna do my better, right? I'm still in the meat and all this shit. I'm finna go vegan. I'm like, I don't know, wash it. They hang out with Kiwan, like I said, like him and Chris, they eat, like they got life. Nigga, I'm always tired. Now I put a lot of death in my body. I'm like, nigga, ain't something I'm doing to myself. I did a lot of drugs, but that ain't it. The drugs keep me woke, damn. It's the shit I've been eating that's killing me. Because he thought he said that shit, he said, you eat all this chicken, all this shit. Where we get all the chicken from? I'm like, damn. If I eat six wings by myself, it's not six wings on them. Where we where are we getting all this shit from, bro? How are they growing this so fast? Now I meant Texas was a lot of chicken outside, but it's not a lot of chicken.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

I'm gonna keep it tall with you. This is just some random shit. But I actually feel like we need new animals, nigga, to eat. We need new animals to eat.

SPEAKER_04 55:59

This nigga's a type of shit. We need to eat some motherfucking uh what's a new animal we can eat, nigga? Nigga, hey. We ate everything though.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

What a rabbit, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 56:09

They eat rabbit.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

I'm just saying, that's not a you can't just go to any place and pick up no rabbit, though. You can, but that's a real animal, though. I know that. And that's what I'm saying. And they and what hey, well, how the saying goes, they breed like rabbits. So it's hell as of them.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

Rabbit meat ain't that bad. I done had some rabbit meat. I ain't never had it, but I heard it was my family country, nigga. We from Mississippi. I had rabbit, I had fucking uh frog layers.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

I done had frog lids. It tastes like somebody's fried chicken and fish grease. That's exactly what the fuck I think.

SPEAKER_04 56:38

This is the fishy chicken I ever had in my life. And you think it just gets you off.

SPEAKER_03 56:42

You ain't never had no like raccoon or no shit, have you?

SPEAKER_04 56:45

It wasn't that bad. I'm goofy enough to try it, but I never ordered. I had goat meat for the first time, and I realized what the fuck to say. Like, that's what it reminded me of. I'm glad you just said that. Like, it was like goat meat. That's fucked up. I just compared it to raccoon and goat meat. Yeah, I had too much. I had a squirrel before, too. Like I said, I had some country fan people in my family. And my homeboys, I uh I was living with them when I was selling drugs. When I first got kicked out of my mama's house, they was it's country niggas. So they had us, they was testing shit on that. Like, you know what that is? What's this squirrel meat? Fuck out of here next show. I'm like, bitch, that's a squirrel.

SPEAKER_01 57:19

What the fuck you doing because the carcass, nigga?

SPEAKER_04 57:22

They got they skinned it. So they had like the sun, the skin of the uh squirrel and all that shit. They like, hey son, that was country man.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Oh no, they country country.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

They making clothes out of the motherfucker. I thought he was bullshit. I'm like, that's a real that's a squirrel. Bitch, we ate squirrel for real. Who the fuck does that? You was outside killing squirrels in the motherfucking backyard, nigga. Yeah, man. Niggas, like I said, while being around street niggas, I've been I seen so much different variations of life. It's like I can talk about a lot of shit. I done seen a lot of shit in this life. They be like, damn, for real that happened. Like, yeah, nigga, I'm dead ass.

SPEAKER_03 57:53

Indeed, man. So let's bring it back. Uh I actually got a couple more questions before we get you up out of here, man. Once again, bro, I truly appreciate you coming. Anytime you're doing this pie with me, man, but pop the balone, bro. I mean I asked this, bro. What's the craziest shit that you seen happen in your time on Pop the Balloon?

SPEAKER_04 58:16

We had somebody come on the show and he getting mic'd up and everything. We're getting everything like that, like a picture for everybody on the show. He said, Hey, bro, I can't do this. My wife just called and she'd kill me if I'm on the show.

SPEAKER_05 58:33

Hey, get this thing up out of here, fam. Get this thing up out of her. What? He said, My mom. Yo, why? Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_04 58:40

His wife called why he was getting mics up. That nigga said, Hey man, my wife will kill me if she sees it. I was trying to help the homeboy out. Trying to help the homeboy out.

SPEAKER_05 58:50

Nigga, do a wife to kill yourself.

SPEAKER_04 58:53

And we sitting looking like, and Chris was like, this motherfucker. And everybody thinks Chris is so nice. She is nice until you piss out. Chris was like, what the fuck? Go to hell. Go to hell. Man. Nigga said, my wife she'll kill me. Your wife? You know, this is a dating show, right? Then this nigga's the only show that did have girls we didn't know until after the show. We had niggas coming on the show that had multiple kid problems, all types of problems. Niggas they supposed to be, they just going, they doing show to show. They doing uh uh a pop the balloon run. They get every pop the balloon show. I'm like, these niggas doing they on the pop the balloon too. They was they was on Indy, uh, R and I'm like, so she's going around doing a pop the balloon show? Who does that? So I figured that like this shit's where people think this is an outlet to become famous. I'm like, bro, I'm not famous. I'm on the show. They're like, well, you don't know. I'm like, my numbers come from me doing other shit. People, my fan base know nothing about power balloon. And then we were talking about that shit less. Like, damn, bro, don't nobody really know. I'm like, I'm not the face of this. Crystal the face of this shit. So he's like, but you and I'm like, no, but we work together good. But don't nobody that my fan base, they don't really watch dating shows. So don't even know I'm on that show. And then motherfucker's like, bro, I had no idea that was you on the show. I'm like, what show you talking about? He said, Possible? I'm like, I've been on for a year, bro. He said, bro, I ain't never said that part. I'm like, damn. Like, so you see the clips on your social media, too. I'm like, yeah, man. Fuck me up.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

Nigga wife card.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:21

Hey, that's hilarious. He said, bro, I can't do this, but she accused me if she sees this like.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:26

Nigga, you ain't bruh, you ain't think about this shit before you brought your stupid ass up.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:30

I just wanted to be on the show. People, people watch the show and they really legitimately just want to be on. I had my fucking come on there, like, I ain't come look for nothing. I just want to be on the show. Then they get out there and they get into the mistake and they're like, oh, this is cool. I kinda like old girl. And then she popped on, like, man, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:44

Look, I I don't I know some, I ain't gonna say no names. I know some of the people that's been on there. Uh, and I done got the stories about I I done heard stories about Muggs getting like rejected on the show. And then right. And then they he they they get they wind up cragging them right after a motherfucker, bro. Right after fucking episode of the.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:04

And this bitch end by soon she gets to the air force. She's like, I'm at the airplane. I'm at the airport, I'm not coming back there. Fuck you, you should have said something then. Like, what y'all doing, fam? Like, people want this, they got this image of themselves that they they believe they are, but they not. It's like, bruh, be who you gonna be. I don't give a fuck what nobody thinks about me. You ain't feeding the fuck on me. Get out of my life. Ain't no money, ain't no honey. I don't give a fuck what you think about me, man. Real shit. I don't care. I tell my kids I love y'all. I don't give a fuck what y'all think about me. I love ya, but I can't change how you feel about me.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:37

Hey, speaking of pop the balloon, speaking of that shit, I'm gonna be real. It was this girl that was on there. I we I I I bring I tell you the name off camera, but it was this girl that was on there that called herself trying to be a rapper and shit. And yeah, bro, if she ever blows up, I'm telling you right now. Putting the sex tape up. Nah. Hell nah. Oh fuck, nah. Touch this motherfucker with a 10-foot pole. But nah, nigga, I'm telling you right now. They uh got Bill Cosby and all them on some retroactive shit. Oh yeah, I'm hey, I have I have a story to tell. Hey, this lady sexually assaulted me to the letter of the law, nigga, in updown, nigga, in the central West Indian.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:23

And then don't we talk about that? When men get sexy assault, it's a joke when we get sexy assault.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:27

Uh, I swear for God, I'm telling you right now. I gotta say, I'll tell you the name uh when we get off camera and shit, but I I swear for God. If she ever blows up, yeah, I'm gonna let I'm gonna let that pig get a little fatter. And then I'm cashing in, nigga, straight up. I'm telling. I'm telling the whole thing. I I swear to God.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:49

That's fucked up. Most men, we a lot of us got the story with somebody that gave us something. We next thing you know, we're getting molested by a bitch, and it's cool. And that's fucked up. I got a story like that. I had a motherfucker tell the nigga that I was basically trying to fuck his gear because she got me. I'm on a Xanax and some alcohol. I'm in a whole nother room. I don't want to see. I didn't pass that motherfucker camera. I still know she got my dickhart. I'll still tell this day trying to feel like, how'd you get up here? You got you up here riding the shit out of me. How did we get to this point? What who put I know I didn't put my pants down. This bitch got gold teeth. It was like Project Pat was fucking me in here. That's how this, I was scared. I was like, I got get out of here. Mr. Don't play. Get off the money. Hell. But I'm the bad guy, because this bitch got me. I'm in a whole other room. I'm getting molested like a motherfucker. I'm like, how did she get my dick on? Don't say don't play.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:45

That shit on my hate when my dick is.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:47

Yeah, nah, yeah, that'll that'll blew me. That shit, I hate when my biggest play. I fuck with the I ain't gonna lie, man, because I was born in the 90s. I fuck with the two joints in between the flags and the big team, but nah, you got the you got the juvey mouth, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:00

The big mouth. You understand? Yeah, yeah, nah. No, like I said, like I said, that's what that was another thing that got me to stop drinking for a minute and taking pain because I was like, what the fuck? I woke up a motherfucker and told me, I'm like, this can't be real. I don't know, I can't remember this room by myself. And your coochie stink. You had coochie stink juice on my pants. And you try to lie on me, and your sister told the truth for me. You lying bitch. I try to tell that man I took advantage of you. Everybody knew I didn't touch your ugly ass.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:33

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

You wanted for every bitch to look like you too. Don't say for face of that bitch. That's what I sound like. I try to tell my son, like, hey bro, you gotta watch these heifers too. You gotta watch bitch. Women do some fucked up shit. And nobody wants to say that. Like, it's a joke when we talk about because we traumatized, but what you gonna say? Oh nigga, tell me about all right, you got fucked by a bitch. Like, yeah, and what I didn't consent to it, my nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:00

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:02

I woke up like you be working without me, cuz. What the fuck are you doing there, fam? Ain't nobody tell the clocky ain't the fuck. You let this ugly bitch get, you let this ugly bitch get on top of us, because I'll never forget for this. I'm looking like, it looked old teeth.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:19

Come here. I'm just like, hey, ride me, nigga. What the fuck is you on?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:28

That don't go old teeth. I'm looking, I'm fangs. This ain't right. I feel like a BT Bummer, get off of me. Hey man.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:43

What the fuck? Y'all letting bitches fuck me in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:48

I went to Junior's bachelor's party.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:53

I gotta get back on track. I gotta get back on track. That's your funny as fuck. That's not funny. It's not. But that's funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:01

I'm gonna talk about it on stage.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:02

Yeah, that's not funny, but that's funny, man. But that being said, man, you a comedian here in the city, man. It's a two-parter. Top five STL comedians all time. And your top five comedians, period, all time.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:22

That's a hard one. I don't really have no top five because it kind of changes when I see something different. But in St. Louis. Shit, that's a hard one too. Top five. Top five is the movie. I definitely gotta get Red Fox to originate. Red Fox, of course. Uh number two. You ain't got a rank, I'm just gonna rank him on the right. Yeah, you ain't got you ain't got a rank, I'm just five. Derrick Bradford. Okay, solid. Arvin Mitchell. Solid. Uh in my age range, Vincent Bryant. That nigga is a monster. Nobody gives him a big thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:05

Salute to my nigga Vince, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:07

Nobody gave him the props that he deserves.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:09

I ain't gonna lie. I can't, man. He heard it.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:11

When I seen him on stage, like I ain't never met him in person. Like I always seen him. Like, I'll be it. It's like literally always like this. Every time I'm in the city, in the city. I hit him up to do the podcast. You never hear me back, ugly ass boy. But we'll talk about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:23

Hey, he on this 13 ticket sold tour right now. Hey, Vince, my man.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:28

Hey, when you want to rise to him when the biggest shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:30

When you get back in the city, bro, I we we gotta have this type conversation with camera.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

Yeah, you write for Miss Patch, one of the biggest TV shows of our generation, nigga. It's a dope ass show.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:39

Yeah, facts. Uh, who else? You got one more. Um What you said, uh Red Fox, Arvin Mitchell, Darius Bradford, Vincent Bryant. You got one more?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:50

Uh I would put my baby mama ugly ass up there. Uh she's funniest motherfucker, too. It's between her and uh we gotta have a female. I say Precious Jay or uh Lady Ree. They put up there, we got Javon Bills too. It's a lot of names I can name. We got Jesse. Yeah. It's a lot of motherfuckers. It's a bunch of motherfuckers that's doing shit from the city, but it's like they put like top, I don't really have that in my I don't have a top, I don't have a favorite because everybody does something different.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:17

I just I mean, I'd be wanting people, you know what I'm saying? I'd just be wanting to know what people be thinking as far as.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:24

I still respect your funny. There's a lot of people I don't like in comedy wise, but I respect them being funny. Like they're funny as fuck. Like that my favorite, like if you want to give about like my top, like Nate Jackson, one of my favorite films of all time right now. Nate Jackson is a real time killing shit. Ali Sadiq is real time killing shit. You know, Dave Spepp, of course, but uh motherfucker uh Andrew Schultz. People be like, uh that nigga's funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:46

I'm gonna be real, bro. That white boy is hilarious. Yeah, he he's he's funny. I'm gonna be real. I I tried to not like him, but he nah, Andrew Schultz is legitimately funny, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:56

I don't want to think.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:57

No, I like jokes that make me think. It's just he be he be kind of teetering that borderline and shit isn't it? He kidded me a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:04

He's like, you racist son of a that was funny. That was actually funny, right? It was like you that was you, bitch. Yeah, some more. They don't never get that bitch. Man, some more one the coldest ever. Ever. Facts. Takara. I love Takara. It's like we got some, we got walking living legends right now. So there's time frame. So it was like hard. I don't have a favorite. Like if I'm gonna give my favorites, Ken Jones and motherfucker Ashley Henderson, the two bottom on tour with. These motherfuckers make me want to be better every time I get on stage. Like, Ashley got a special art right now. It made me cry. Like, watch them, like I know her. And like I'm watching her do the shit real time. Gee, it's funny. This is real, this is real shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:41

It's funny you say that because that's how I feel about Reggie, Stefan, Vance, Ken.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:46

Reggie, Reggie, Stefan, that's what I'm saying. Them niggas in real time.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:49

That's how that's how I feel about them. Cause I'm like, bruh, I I know, I like, not only do I know you niggas, I legitimately know you niggas, bro. I remember, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna wind up doing this shit real soon. Like I said, I got pictures and shit on my hard drive and all that from back in the day at the funny bone and all that shit. Like, bruh, Vincent is like, that nigga big, he big now. Yeah, bruh. He was crying, he was a little nigga. Bruh, I remember I remember skinny Vince, dog. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:19

I remember skinny Vince. And then it's gonna be this nigga. We got a lot of motherfuckers on boy JB. Travis Anson, we got some, we got some motherfuckers that's funny in the city. J.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:28

Lee Thomas, yeah, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:30

No, J J Buchanan, JB.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:32

No, I'm saying I'm just shouting out JB. Okay, uh J.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:35

Lee Thomas. J. Lee. Yeah, does she bitch? Yeah, I didn't know who the fuck he was. Like, I've been saying that shit for years. Then I met the nigga in person. We got into argument, we good now. But I got to, I literally got to argue. Every comment, because I was a passionate about when this shit came in. So when my I felt like I was being played, I took this, I was from the street. So I'm like, I will fuck you niggas, fight. They're like, what this nigga talking about? This nigga on some book, get your dumb ass out of there. I'm like, what? Then we ain't finna do this? Like, nah, we're not finna argue, fight with your ass. Fuck out of here. We was talking. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, hazing. I didn't get the hazing part of that. Yeah. I know that's like I said, shout out to OG, Eric Rivers. He put me on one of my first couple shows. Yeah. Bunch of motherfuckers, like when I first came in, a lot of people, Jason Nelson. I don't fuck with nigga, but he put me on first comedy. He put me on my first show out of town. And like I like, like I gravitate towards all the people that was like the low lives of comedy when I first started, because I felt like the outcast. I hung out with all the outcasts. Just to realize, like, everybody, everybody in comedy are outcasts. We all just trying to figure out how to do this shit. And some people I grabbed to, like I said, I made one of the first uh web series here with a bunch of comics. Uh we had a cartoon or a movie, my cousin Phil. We made we made we did a lot of shit when I was here. Yeah. And they showed me I can do something without being here too. So when I moved to Houston, it was it's easier to just get into more shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:51

Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:53

Like I said, like Houston three years. I love being in Houston. That's my second home. So when I go to Houston, it's like being, it's actually a little, I hate to say it like it's like a little more love because it's bigger.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:03

Yeah, bigger area. Way bigger.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:05

Like I can go somewhere. Motherfucker, Tommy Bell. I come here. I'm like, hey, Tommy here, like, what are you doing? I don't think it'd be weird when I come back home now. I'd be like, motherfucker, what you doing here? You finna steal somebody's job? What you finna do? I'm like, I don't want shit y'all got going on. A motherfucker told me that was like, like, when I did the pop the boy, I'm like, you stole my first job. So I'm like, bruh, I just got asked to do something. I just did it and they worked. They like me. I'm like, now you want me to just say, no, I don't do it. They offer me the job. The fuck? Yeah. Then I when you come back, you'll just take niggas doing door show. I'm like, I have never been a show producer here, bro. I'm trying to get a nigga told me they don't book me because they don't think I need it. I don't need money, my nigga. The fuck kind of shit is that? That's why I stay out the way when I come back. I'm like, you know what? I ain't gonna. You don't need it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:43

You know, who the fuck don't need to get paid? Who the fuck don't need stage time and trying to get seen?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

Bruh. That's why I was like, you know what? I'll just keep doing my own thing. I'll just stay out the circle. I don't, yeah, whatever. If y'all want me to, y'all can book me, hear me up. But uh she's not the same no more, nigga. I ain't taking no pennies on the dollar either. And I need a deposit. So everything to change from you nigga. So I was the nice time you did. Y'all killed him. So we worked.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:05

Yeah, hey man, we've been going for a little minute, man. Once again, I appreciate you, but I'm gonna get you out of here on this one, man. You, you know what I'm saying? You've like, I like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're actually one of the people that I can say I seen the start. Whether I was aware of I was seeing the start or not, I can say I saw you tell me when I first literally first started.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:27

I seen the start, and I'm like that nigga, I said, I love y'all for letting me come out to the channel. And then nigga said, Stephanie got stayed. Say, nigga, you don't know this upper mic color. I didn't. I didn't know what upper mic was. Nigga, I was like, Yeah, thank y'all for letting me get on this and talk to y'all people. Like, nigga, you know you can get back up and knew that. I was like, yeah, I didn't know. Nigga, this is my first time doing this. I'm I'm just proud to be here. I'm happy. Nigga, I ain't got a seal done, I ain't to punch nobody, I ain't do nothing. This duper stupid ass shit. I this is love, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:52

Yeah, he was giving all the love of the world that first night. And it's like, it's good to see, you know what I'm saying? No, no, bro. But it was just like, like, bruh, you know you can go fancy. It's like, bruh, you can come back up. Nigga, you actually come back up again tonight, nigga. If you want to, you can come back next week. Nigga, you trust me, whatever. I was so happy. He was acting he was acting like that. He got up there and thought that was like the last hurry, nigga. Like, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:14

I've been so used to being my night, I mean we might last night in life, nigga. I got used to it in my life, like, nigga, this might be the best night of my life, and I might die tomorrow. Or some might have, I've been in a situation where nigga, I woke up in the hospital like, yo, what happened, b?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:29

Yo, why'd I end up in the hospital? With them socios?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:34

So I I I just I stopped taking life for granted, and when I found comedy, I had a purpose besides my kids. My kids are always my purpose. But when I found out, like, oh, I'm supposed to be doing this, and y'all supposed to be with me. Cause my kids at the laugh lines with me. Yeah. Man. Or in the back with the back, like what I said. Like I said, laugh lines helped me that uh then the helium. They're my first place that ever got the feature for the first time in my life, and they embraced my kids too. I like my kids, put them in the green room. I'm like, all right, cool, cool. So it was like they ingrained all my comedy. The videos, Tommy was helping me shoot the shit. My daughter, she used to hold the camera sometimes. So my kids are embedded in this shit. So they help me. They're my reason.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:12

Yeah, man. But like I said, I seen you when you first started, and to see the bloodbath videos. Like, I literally be looking at the numbers, like, hey, like, motherfuckers really fuck with blood baths, man. They like that nigga more than they like me. You got you got the you got the pop the balloon shit. You know what I'm saying, that's going well for you. You got the tour going with Ken Jones, all that other shit, bro. Is, is, you know what I'm saying? Like, obviously, obviously you want to get bigger and better, man. What does the next like yeah, I like you know what I'm saying? I like to ask people this, man. What does the next five years in comedy look like for you, man?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:49

Uh we got some shit going on right now. I'm just happy to be able to do it. Like, we got, I'm working on two TV shows. Uh, I'm gonna shoot my special at the beginning of next year. I wasn't gonna shoot at the end of this year, but it was like, I'm gonna wait till the actual ten-year mark of my comedy. Yeah. Maybe mark my uh January made my tenure mark of comedy, so I'm gonna do a special for that. And um trying to get my son as a stand-up. Like he he performed at open mic and he killed it. It was like watching me my first time on staying. I'm like, bitch, you naturally good at this. You bitch. I'm fucking wasting my goddamn time being a rapper. He blood music, I I can't follow because I still love music too. And I'm actually putting out a blood album too. I'm gonna do that with my son probably too. So I'm working on some music, everything. The next 10 years is gonna be five years is gonna be lit. I'm working on movies, content, and specials. That's everything. That's what we're doing. And more uh tours. We get we're trying to get to the point where me, Ken, and Ashley, we're gonna be on our separate tour. I've seen that thing about like, that's fucked up to think like that, but that's the goal. Yeah. It's like we can work with it. Yeah, big enough. We can work together.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:51

We're big enough, we can have our issue.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:53

Our own shit together. It's like I'm working on the times. Like, that takes the time. Like watching them, like watching Ashley do her special and working on her second special right now, it's like, shit, I gotta get my shit together. Cause that's a lot of time to be funny on stage. Now I know I can be fine. Everybody can say I can be funny. But on stage, funny, that's a different time.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:11

Different bees, man. That's why I gave up. I already told the story about my death.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:15

I didn't get this. I seen you on stage one time. You were getting off so fast. I'm like, what the fuck just happened?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:19

I drew a blank, bruh.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:20

He got so fast, I was like, I drew, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:24

I said, Yeah, he's finna security place.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:26

What's going on?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:27

I I we alright. I told the story with Jesse about the night my comedy career died, which was at the ambassador. The night you seen me get on stage, Jesse and uh Jesse and the nigga Ant, who uh also owned the club. Yeah, they dared me to get on stage, bruh, for the open mic because they was having uh Stefan do it, or whoever was like the first uh like comic that was there to host the open mic. Nobody was there. So he was like, man, he was like, man, shit, why about you get up there? At this time, it's been years since the uh it's been some years since the ambassador situation. So I'm just like, eh, fuck it, this open mic, why not? You know what I'm saying? Cool. I got up there, I was cool. I was cool when I started the sh started it and then called the first person up. It was cool, right? Whatever, whatever. After why, like use that word, like man, man, nigga. After the first dude got off, and mind you, he wasn't funny. We just, you know, part for the course at open mics. But yeah, if you know, you know. When he got off the stage, I had to go back up, and I had, you know what I'm saying? I was finna say something based off of him not being funny, you know what I'm saying? Like keep working at it, all that shit, man. And just like the ambassador boy, I got up on that stage, nigga seen that motherfucking bright ass light. Like, I see the light. I don't see, like that shit in movies where they show comedians on stage and they just see the light, they don't see the crowd, like it's a room full of people. You can't see shit. You can't, yeah. I drew that blank, and I was just, and then I seen. Yeah, I yeah, bruh. I drew that blank and then I seen Stephon walk in in the back, and I was like, hey, hey, Stephine, bruh. Yeah, come grab the mic, bro. I drew a blank, got the fuck up out of there. So I am done. Yeah, I got up out of there, man. I ain't I ain't attempted to be back on stage since, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:25

But hey man, that that stage will humble everybody, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:28

Yeah, uh, yeah, that shit that shit a different animal, dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:31

But I it humbled me a couple of nights, nigga. Like, I ain't bombed too many times, but when I did, it was like, ooh, drawing board. Drawing board.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:38

Yeah, it's a repetition sport, and I I know I don't have the resolve to keep working through and that's why I left that most.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:43

I needed to get on rebel. Like, yeah, I know I'm funny, but I want to be funnier faster. Cause I had something. I left with a chip on my shoulder, which I'm I'm glad I had it, but I didn't need it. I didn't need that. I just need to leave. That's all it was.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:53

Like I was doing all this show on the shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:56

It's kind of easy to kind of be the man where you at when you can go and entertain another crowd. You know what I'm saying? That lets you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:04

They fast-tracked me too. That's why I love Houston. Like, like when I got there, like I got booked from I was definitely open mic. I got booked. My I went living there yet. My sister, I would have done a hip hop move. She said, go here, go have some fun on this. I went up there. And they seen my first night. They booked me. I'm like, I don't live here. Like, when you coming back, I'm like, I don't know. We'll tell you when you come back, we'll book you. And they booked me. I came back, man. I've been rocking. I was the the seagret group, the uh improv, the fucking uh the ride really was fucking with me hard. That's why I got all my good footage from the ride. Uh and I still ain't got to punch lines. I left right when I came back I came back hurt. So now Snell Spot, shout out to them, shout out to a lot of people in St. Houston, man, that's that shot uh fuck with me. Ray, et cetera, uh Neitra, Neitra, Neitra, Jeff Joe, my nigga right there, bro. He he didn't put me in so many predicaments where I can make money doing comedy and be on the don't tells. Like, don't tell is like one of the comedy things. I never could get on hurt in St. Louis. I went there for a month and got on seven don't tells. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. I still ain't got no don't tell in St. Louis, bitch. I'm just letting y'all know that. Just letting y'all know. And I'm funny than most of the niggas y'all put on there, but I ain't gonna talk about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:10

Yeah, man. But like I said, bro, I appreciate you coming on the pile, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:15

Anytime, man, I have some more shit going on. Then we gotta talk about the uh Barbara Sons. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:20

Oh, yeah, most definitely. Most definitely.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:22

I just print it on you. I'm gonna go to everybody that uh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:25

It's cool. Motherfuckers done through the gun in my lap before. It happened.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:30

It is what it is, but nah, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:32

Like I said, I appreciate you being here, man. Like I said, I am a fan. I know a lot of people like to act like they too cool or too good to say that they're a fan of somebody. Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:43

I'm a fan of. You know what I said. When I see this nigga act, I'm like, oh, I can't wait to put this nigga in the show.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:47

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:47

Like wait. I saw my homeboy in that clip of uh you was outside with the pistol in the snow. I'm like, like, that's gonna be a new nigga in the show. He's like, oh, for real, he fits it. I'm like, yeah, he still can do that. He older now, so he's gonna be more than that.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:01

Yeah, that's another conversation for another day. But like I said, I'm a fan of yours, man. I like to see you work, man. Them bloodbath videos. I I ain't gonna bullshit you, bro. I gotta be at work at six in the morning, bro. Them shits get me through my day, nigga. Well, for the how you get up every day, I like it, nigga. Yeah, them shits get me through my morning, dog. Give me the lunch break, and lunch break get me through the rest of my work day, man. So I truly appreciate you, bro. Keep working, keep hustling, keep grinding. I don't need to tell you that because I know you're gonna do it, but hey, man, you you flying the STL flag proudly, even though it's people that do shit in the city, that's embarrassing. And I be seeing you be like, yeah, that's why I tell niggas I'm from Mississippi. Yeah, I just stay away from that shit, but yeah, man. But I I truly, truly, truly am a fan of your work. I appreciate everything you're doing, man. And hey, bro, I can't wait to see what's next for you, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:52

You don't mean you're gonna be in one part of what's next. That's cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:54

So yeah, I just think that's facts. And nigga, I need to be, I need to get on the pod, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:00

Oh yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:01

Gotta get on the pod, man. I definitely got you.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:04

Well, it's a TV show. We're not calling the podcast a TV show. Crystal kill me if I keep saying podcast.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:09

Fair enough. That being said, man, one last thing, man. Let me let me give hey man, give us one of them blood bath, one of them uh one of them blood bath quotes, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:19

Uh I can't even think of that right now. That's fucked up. Uh be a blessing, not a bitch. That's on Jesus Lamar Christ, cuz. Y'all have a great day, cuz.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:33

Hey, you heard them, man. That's it, man. Tommy Dangerfield, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:37

Oh yeah. Only forgive all your enemies because nine times out of ten, they mama used a tall salad and she didn't work in the food industry. Good night.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:49

Hey, man. Hey, man. That's it, man. Thank y'all for rocking with me, man. This is the Wayne Mart experience, man. I am Wayne PK Phillips, man. You don't see him no more, but that is Tommy Dangerfield, man. I'll be back when they let me come back. Y'all be cool. How y'all be cool, man? We out.