Episode 13 - Sneak A Redpill Into Your Drink

nick and gregg guest, we discuss love on the spectrum, and also youre gay

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Let the beat ride, hold on. Horrible hang.

SPEAKER_10 0:04

Horrible hang.

SPEAKER_04 0:05

Episode who gives a fuck.

SPEAKER_10 0:06

Episode thirteen, I think.

SPEAKER_04 0:08

We are back.

SPEAKER_10 0:09

Alright, let me fucking turn on Greg.

SPEAKER_04 0:11

As we start, you already just gave away one of the guests. We're gonna go around the book.

SPEAKER_10 0:16

Oh yeah, well we were gonna wait until reveal the guests until the end, as we usually do, right?

SPEAKER_04 0:20

We have a super uh we have our superstar.

SPEAKER_10 0:25

Yeah, we got two guests with us today, boys. We got Greg back on the pod, and we got uh my co-worker, Nick. Say hello, Nick. And friend. And friend, mostly just a lot of people. And also the Steve Wozniak to your Steve Jobs. I yeah, so I've been writing all the jokes. That's not true. No, you have here I will say here's what half the jokes printing out the whole thing. He's been recording half the jokes do come from us talking, which is why I wanted him on here. But to say you wrote the jokes is bullshit.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

I would turn down he stole my jokes. I mean you're saying that half the jokes do come from him talking, doesn't that technically figure out? From us talking. From you to talk, yeah. So he does write the jokes.

SPEAKER_10 1:07

He'll no, he'll he'll come up with a prompt, and then I'll say something funny, and then he laughs. So what he's saying is you can't come up with a I don't know about that. Oh, it's true. I'll ask I'll ask the boss to check the cameras. My problem is calling them jokes. Jokes, yeah, they're yeah, they're barely jokes.

SPEAKER_06 1:23

So Kyle, what I'm a joke.

SPEAKER_10 1:25

Yeah, they're barely jokes. It's just a bunch of garbage, basically.

SPEAKER_06 1:29

No. So what I'm hearing is Kyle can't come up with a funny pump on his own. Uh, I can.

SPEAKER_10 1:37

No. Yes, I can. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

He just uses Nick as a crutch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:41

Yeah. Actually, every one of you is without Nick. See? This is crazy. That's kind of a lot, actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:48

I wanted to I wanted to. 10, 20, 30, 10. Can I open with something topical? Yeah, let's hear it. I saw that uh this porn star, I mean you might be familiar, Caggy Lynn Carter committing suicide. Oh, yeah. Really? Super high porn lady.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

I never even watched it on yourself. I just saw like you killed herself.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

So for me, this was this was a weird this you're so you're post- you're a posthumous fan? Yeah. Not real. Okay, so I believe one of I can say with 100% certainty that one of my first three porn nuts busted was to her doing a Lesbo collab.

SPEAKER_10 2:18

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Interesting. So it put me in a weird. I was taking a shit when I read this news, and it put me in a really my weird, weird headspace. Because I was like, this lady in a way almost took my virginity. She took my porn virginity, and now she's gone forever. What am I supposed to do with that?

SPEAKER_05 2:37

There's probably a lot of like low tier porn stars that have that.

SPEAKER_10 2:41

There's no there hasn't there been like a couple before that have killed themselves? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:45

Isn't that like a bad thing? Yeah. Wasn't it like fucking Riley Reed? I think it was fucking Riley Reed, like her fucking boyfriend killed her son or some shit like that. Really? No, I've never even heard of that.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

Yeah, that makes her way hotter. Yeah. The hawks are already losing. It's been like a lot of things.

SPEAKER_10 3:02

No, she's got hairy, hairy pits and small tits.

SPEAKER_06 3:05

It would be hotter if she's wanted to kill a son, because like I really like Mantoyo chicks, you know? Yeah. I've always I've always said free Casey Anthony. Free Casey Anthony.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Casey Anthony's bad as fuck, dude. I like troubled women. Yep. She's not afraid to make out.

SPEAKER_10 3:23

You like women that you like women that can't go out.

SPEAKER_04 3:25

That's what you're saying. She's not afraid to make change. She saw something in her life she didn't like and she made change. That's very hot.

SPEAKER_10 3:32

Yep. Fuck action. It's the first woman to actually take action. Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

She had that little cockblock running around. This is awesome. This is awesome. We've got four mics going right now in the shit show.

SPEAKER_10 3:50

Fucking, um. I guess we'll start with this.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Did you do a soundtrack?

SPEAKER_10 3:55

Uh, we did the best we could for a soundtrack.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

Okay, nice. Welcome to the production meeting, part of the podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 4:03

Fucking, um, so I actually showed Greg this movie. I I watched a gay movie the other day because I thought it'd be funny, but I had to turn it off. Nog?

unknown 4:12

What?

SPEAKER_10 4:13

Gay Nog? Gay Nog. No, it was called I forget what it was called. All of us Strangers is what it was called.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

All of us stranger.

SPEAKER_10 4:19

And like, it's like in the first It wasn't one night in Indianapolis. But no, basically, like literally 20 minutes in, like, this guy from like his apartment downstairs, his neighbors, like trying to fuck him, wouldn't let him. Okay, you know. Like, 15 minutes in the movie, he visits his parents.

SPEAKER_04 4:39

Not his type.

SPEAKER_10 4:40

I well, he comes back from his parents, and I was watching it in parts, I was like doing other shit, so I'm probably fucking it up. But like, later, once he gets back from his parents, the neighbor comes back up, and then he lets him in, and this is like 20 minutes in. He starts sucking his dick, and then it immediately just cuts to him with cum on his chest, and then the other guy goes and licks it off. Yeah, it was crazy. I had to turn it off.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

So you're trying to get me hard as fuck right now, dude?

SPEAKER_06 5:10

Yeah, I'm hard as fuck. You're not already, dude? And then Cole made a mistake of telling me about so I've been getting drunk and putting Death Specific Scene on to be able to.

SPEAKER_10 5:18

Yeah, I should have known that he was gonna take that and show it every time he gets fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

So all that that dude basically was he just like slurped his own nut? Yeah. You guys haven't done that before?

SPEAKER_10 5:29

I mean No, I have not. Not right after visiting mom.

SPEAKER_04 5:31

You said that before?

SPEAKER_10 5:34

No.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

I've sniffed it, but I've never tasted it. You sound like a liar right now, Kyle. Me? I think you're lying.

SPEAKER_10 5:41

I think you're projecting onto me.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

I only asked the question nobody asked me.

SPEAKER_10 5:45

I never have, though. I've sniffed. I've never tasted, though.

SPEAKER_06 5:50

What? Did you just did you just like put your finger off to your nose like.

SPEAKER_10 5:56

Greg, you know you've done it before, too. I have never done it. Nope, not on record. No, I'm dead. Not on record, but you know you've done it. You probably licked it off your own chest, Kyle. You're only saying no. You're only saying no because we're on record. Crust King. I know what you did last summer.

SPEAKER_05 6:09

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10 6:11

No, we made he made that joke on the last podcast, Crust King Kyle. He stole that joke from us. I don't know. Yeah, that was before we knew you, I think, too. Or wait, no, no, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_09 6:22

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 6:22

But fucking um that was around that time. Yeah, I think it was.

SPEAKER_04 6:28

Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. We all worked in that area during COVID.

SPEAKER_10 6:32

Uh how about this? How about uh Charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of finding a golden ticket, he finds a golden shower. And he just pisses all over him.

SPEAKER_05 6:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's it was like this big scam. This guy like made like all these advertisements and shit. He used like AI. Uh-huh. And uh he was selling tickets and shit. It was in Glasgow, I think.

SPEAKER_10 7:03

Oh, like golden tickets?

SPEAKER_05 7:04

No, no, no. It was just like an event. A couple event. Yeah. An event to get pissed on? No. Okay. Charlie and the chocolate dick. You see, this doesn't work because you guys haven't seen it, so I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:19

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Also, we're speaking to an audience, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:23

They gotta recognize it. They know. They know.

SPEAKER_04 7:26

They'll get it. Charlie's a gay dude that only likes black eyes, Charlie and Chocolate Dick.

SPEAKER_10 7:32

Charlie and the Chocolate Gay. Charlie likes chocolate. Charlie and the chocolate dick men. Where's all the chocolate men? Where's all the chocolate men in this factory?

SPEAKER_04 7:41

Dude, have you there's so around Christmas time. I've got a job waiting for you. Why'd you have to step on that, Kyle?

SPEAKER_06 7:52

Yeah, what the fuck? I'll ruin my bit.

SPEAKER_04 7:54

What the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_06 7:55

It's all about Kyle.

SPEAKER_04 7:56

Dude, at Christmas time?

SPEAKER_06 7:57

Fucking autistic, talking over me, ruining my bits.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Yeah. At Christmas time, they make like these little chocolate. It's called the Dream Man, and it's like a black, it's just a chocolate black dude. And all the women exchange them to each other. So that's what black girl magic is. Part of it, I think. I think. Probably. Black girl magic.

SPEAKER_10 8:24

Um. Okay. Alright. Uh, how about how about an episode of SpongeBob where uh Squidward transitions? He's like, I'm a girl now. I'm a girl now. Squidward, you can't be a girl.

SPEAKER_07 8:43

You have a peanut.

SPEAKER_10 8:46

They take they take his nose and take it off and turn it inside out. They turn it into a vagina.

SPEAKER_07 8:53

Come from transphobic, SpongeBob in 2024.

SPEAKER_10 8:58

Spongebob, quit using all my post-operation bandages.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

They only gave me a prescription for 10, Spongebob. SpongeBob, stop stealing my astrogen tablets! Now put your nose in my pussy nose, Spongebob.

SPEAKER_10 9:18

You wanna give it a test drive?

SPEAKER_01 9:20

Come on, Sponge.

SPEAKER_10 9:21

Stick that nose of yours in my new pussy.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

Why don't you get that star over here, too?

SPEAKER_10 9:28

You know, they always slipped in like fucking like adult humor in the in that show. Spongebob rocks. Like what? It would be cool if they just like fully leaned into it and just like just went for wasn't it originally meant to be like uh like an adult show or something? Yeah, I've heard that.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I can almost guarantee the way that everything is remade and how fucking autistic our generation is that they're going to make an adult SpongeBob within the next ten years. That's my bold prediction.

SPEAKER_06 9:53

Well we have an adult swim or some shit.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:56

Or like you ever watch SpongeBob edited videos on YouTube when you're like 10? Dude, I used to love those. I used to love those.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

That was that was every meme for like three years.

SPEAKER_06 10:05

It's basically just like people would just take SpongeBob episodes and edit it, so we'd be saying curse words. If you were nine years old, it would be the funniest shit in the world. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

God damn, how funny were curse words when you were a kid? If you heard a guy say fuck or you were laughing for an hour.

SPEAKER_10 10:24

Dude, I used to get adrenaline off that shit. Like Robot Shaker would come on, I'd be like, what the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_04 10:29

Like I used to sneak and watch Jersey tour when my parents were my Delphi play. When I was like nine. Went to Catholic school and I'd stay up late and watch Snooky argue. And then like my mom I would hear my mom's door like creak and I'd be like, oh, turn it off, put on Sports Center.

SPEAKER_10 10:51

So embarrassed by it. Have you guys seen those uh the sneakers that Trump dropped?

SPEAKER_04 10:58

Yeah. Fire. 44 is coming back.

SPEAKER_10 11:02

It is kind of crazy that.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

He's 44. Big 44, right?

SPEAKER_10 11:06

Was it you that told me this? I don't, but like, I think somebody on Fox News was like, I think this is great. Like, I think more people black people are gonna vote for Trump. He did. Yeah. I mean, let's be honest, whoever designed those, they're geared towards black people. They're all gold. They're all gold high tops.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

He's getting sued for them now. Is he really? Because they have because he they're the bottom of them is red. So what is it? What is it? Christian Louis. Lou batons, yeah. Yeah. Oh. So they have that patented where you cannot have a red bottom of a shoe. Oh wow. So he's getting hit. He's getting hit with a suit for that. Trump's calling me a dog. Yeah. Trump dog. That motherfucker kept my he kept my stimmy shit going, bro. You can say what you want about that.

SPEAKER_10 11:46

Yeah, he gave us a stimmy for sure.

SPEAKER_05 11:49

I never helped my black boat more than anything else.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

He took Kodak Black out of jail. He freed Kodak till it was back. Kodak free now. Did you see the video of Kodak Black getting out of jail the other day and you start throwing rocks at the people recording? If I could hang out with anybody for 24 hours, Kodak Black in Broward County. All day. He didn't get grinded on, he was like fucking with clothes on in a Panthers game. In a pucking box. At the BTT Arena or whatever the fuck it's called. Kodak's the man.

SPEAKER_09 12:34

Fucking uh paint pictures, I picture paint.

SPEAKER_10 12:38

Hey, yo, hey, don't. Uh let me ask you something. Do you know uh I got this problem, right? I got I got a I got a threaded penis, okay? I've never seen one before. My penis is threaded and I can only have sex with a girl with a threaded vagina, and I can't find one.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

So you gotta screw it in there, Tom.

SPEAKER_10 12:58

So you gotta screw it in. I have to like rotate in and out when I fuck.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

I fuck. He does the helicopter to get it in the back. I gotta do the helicopter. Don't you ever get dizzy like that, Tom?

SPEAKER_10 13:09

Oh, I get dizzy. I need I I built a wheel in my room that I have to strap myself to.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

Don't you ever get do you ever get sick on the broad, Tom?

SPEAKER_10 13:20

Oh, I get nauseous. I need to I need I gotta get rid of these threads of something.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

We got a whole bunch.

SPEAKER_10 13:25

How much ginger is it? Do you know a guy that knows how to Do you know a guy that knows how to get rid of the threads on a threaded penis? I think I got a penis.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Can you take care of that for me, Tom? I think I got a guy for that.

SPEAKER_10 13:35

You got a guy for that. Good to hear. Good to hear. That sounds like something that you'd see in like one of those like Snapchat shows, like, this is my body, like, where they have like no legs or something. You're like, this is my life with a threaded penis.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

They just like show them throughout the day, like, see, everything is normal. And then I try to masturbate. Look at how cut up my hand is now. My arm does not have enough joints to wrap around vigorously.

SPEAKER_10 14:07

I have to take like a silk rope and wrap it around and just pull it to get circular motion.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

If anybody has a quarter-inch DeWalt bit. Nut driver, quarter-inch nut driver would be great.

SPEAKER_10 14:24

When I fuck a girl, I gotta take a step stew and put one leg up, and I just gotta kinda turn and use the hips, you know. It's all a thrust motion. It's always to the right, you know.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Righty tidy, lefty loosey. Lefty righty tidy, lefty loosey. I've been fucking a lot of loose lately, too.

SPEAKER_10 14:42

And there's about a lot of loose.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

And I'm not talking about going to the left on. I've been fucking some dirty broads.

SPEAKER_10 14:48

I got like a one and three-eighths inch, and she's got more like a fucking, like a three-inch.

SPEAKER_04 14:56

It's called a hot dog in all week.

SPEAKER_10 14:58

It's called a hot dog in all we that'll probably be better though.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

It's ribbed. It's naturally rib.

SPEAKER_10 15:05

I guess so. But it's like it won't go in at all. Like if you if we were able to do it straight in and out despite the threads, then it'd be very ribbed and it'd be great, I'm sure. But the the threads literally keep you from going. It's like trying to put a nail in a fucking in a nut, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Well, a nail would slide into a nut, and it doesn't work.

SPEAKER_10 15:26

Yeah, well, well, you'd get a fatter.

SPEAKER_04 15:28

Putting a screw in a side.

SPEAKER_10 15:29

You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

I'm just making sure everybody knows what your mind is trying to do.

SPEAKER_10 15:36

I appreciate that. Because sometimes it gets misinterpreted, I feel. Hell yeah. How you feeling, Greg? You good? I'm good. You got a little quiet there.

SPEAKER_06 15:45

Oh no, I'm good. Yeah, I'm just kind of stoned, so.

SPEAKER_10 15:48

No, you're good. By the way, you know you can stop that voice, by the way. What voice? You don't have to talk like that anymore, you know?

SPEAKER_06 15:54

What do you mean? What the f You're a fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_08 15:59

You man. It took me a minute to realize You just got horrible hanged, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

We need that.

SPEAKER_10 16:12

That was Nick's bit, and I did steal it. Yeah. I I'll admit it though. I'll admit it. Steve Woznier. Steve.

SPEAKER_04 16:22

You can't even spell Woznier.

SPEAKER_06 16:26

You guys ever watched the show Love on the Spectrum?

SPEAKER_10 16:29

Oh, oh yeah, let's get into this. Get into this. Let's get into this. Yep. Uh did you have something you want to say, or are you just bringing up the topic?

SPEAKER_06 16:36

Yep, just bringing up the topic. You got something to say about it.

SPEAKER_10 16:39

Okay, well, I guess we were saying that I had never seen the show before, but it's liter it's unwatchable.

SPEAKER_06 16:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 16:45

The show isn't unwatchable. Autistic people are, is the problem, really. And I don't mean that in a weird way. Like here's the thing. Here's the thing. God bless them, I can't.

SPEAKER_04 16:54

You are unwatchable.

SPEAKER_10 16:56

I can't do it. I can't. To a very the most audiences, I am unwatchable. Yeah, that's fine. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

There's 18 in the world. There's 18 in the world. Going up. Probably. Hoping for 19. With us on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_10 17:10

Hopefully 19 by next month. But yeah, they're probably all part. But uh but I mean like like autistic, autistic. Like their whole persona is Disney kind of thing.

SPEAKER_06 17:20

No, yeah, that one girl personality was basically she likes Disney princesses, and she's like, people don't want to date something with autism. I'm like, no, it's because you're fucking Disney adult time. You're not getting anything.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

She's just doing too much, bro. Yeah. My first series girlfriend was like that. We went to Florida. Oh, you go to Disney World. She would buy like these backpack things that were like characters.

SPEAKER_10 17:42

Did she try to get you to do the picture with the two backpacks? The ears and the ears. Isn't hers making ears?

SPEAKER_04 17:50

I will never do that for a white woman.

SPEAKER_06 17:53

I watched one ep the one episode I watched how the parents talked about it. They're like, oh my god, it's so cute that my kid my kid is interested in relationships and love. I'm like, yeah, your your kid is in the fucking twenties. They should be. What are you basically saying is, oh my god! The retards into normal people stuff.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

Those parents have gotta be like, finally we have a night alone. It's out of the house. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 18:23

I mean dang it. I mean shit, I'm pretty autistic. If someone like record footage of me like trying social interact with people, I probably wouldn't want to watch it either. Fair, fair. No.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Why, see, the second I fucking record. Alright.

SPEAKER_10 18:44

But there was one more thing I want to say about Love on the Spectrum. Because we were like looking, they have different variations of it, right? Yeah. They have like Love on the Spectrum, uh, Australia, which is the same thing, except they're just uglier and sound funny too.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

Oh well, all Australian people are retarded.

SPEAKER_10 18:59

Yeah, basically.

SPEAKER_05 19:01

It's just it's just love in Australia.

SPEAKER_07 19:03

Why mate? I have a tough I have a tough time picking up on social cues, mate. Oi, mate, I'm really in the trains. Mate. Oh, mate, wanna come over? My house is right by the railroad. We can watch a train go by. You like Disney? You like Disney? I like Disney and I like like lizards. Long as you don't touch my ear, I'll watch some trains with you, Mella.

SPEAKER_05 19:29

That's actually why they put them on the island, the British. The British did all the retarded people. All the criminals on the island. Did they really? Yeah, no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

They were all just booted from retarded people. They were like just putting them over there. All the lazy criminals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 19:43

And now they all look retarded and ended up all being retarded anyway.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Oh it might call us fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_10 19:49

But no, but no, we were looking at like the other spin-offs.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

No, not no, we're looking at spin-offs and retard.

SPEAKER_07 19:56

We're looking at spin-off and gay sex.

SPEAKER_10 19:58

No. But uh gay sex, right, mate? They had another one. That was Down syndrome. It was people with Down syndrome, but it was dating. So I was like, are they just gonna keep going through like every what's up?

SPEAKER_05 20:12

It was an Asperger's versus like autism.

SPEAKER_10 20:15

No, but it was literally the same thing as Love on the Spectrum, but instead of autism, instead of fuck, instead of autism, it's like two, yeah. It's like two downies. Whoever involved that idea is an asshole, to be honest. It's like, are they gonna keep just going after different disabilities and like making like fucking dating shows out of them?

SPEAKER_04 20:34

In the Roman Empire, they used to just like fight tigers and fucking other shit for this, and we're like, let's see the retard date. That's our new entertainment form.

SPEAKER_10 20:44

Dude, how about in 10 years you're gonna see like like like pedophile dating shows? Oh god. They've gone through all the disabilities, so we're like, we need another minority. We've basically gone through all of them. We could try pedophiles.

SPEAKER_05 21:02

I think a bottom pedophile would be funny. I'll say fucking the ass bad kid.

SPEAKER_10 21:10

Powerbound.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

Now you do.

SPEAKER_10 21:12

This fucking kid has zero experience, dude. This kid has no idea what he's doing.

SPEAKER_06 21:17

I mean, the one the one thing I did appreciate about Love on the Spectrum is one of the autistic girls on there would ask on the first stage. She's like, Do you like anime? Which is like the riskiest question you could ask on the first stage. It really is, yeah. It really is. Like, who the fuck thinks that's a good idea?

SPEAKER_05 21:36

Man. Oh yeah. I think one needs to be Down syndrome and one needs to have like ash breakers or something. That's only that would be cool. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_10 21:45

They should make like a buddy movie where it's like one guy with autism and one guy with down syndrome.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

Down syndrome people are always in a good mood, though. They really are. I get the appeal.

SPEAKER_10 21:53

I'm kinda jealous, honestly.

SPEAKER_06 21:54

I mean, I'm pretty autistic and I'm in the shitty mood all the first all the first.

SPEAKER_04 21:58

Oh, autistic people can be sad. For sure. Could you imagine your girl always being in a good mood and happy to see you? Yeah, fucking rock. They would smell. They would smell. She's just wide guys. Yeah, yeah. They got a lot of they got really good stature. DSF. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 22:18

Um, how about this? How about a prank show where you like lead on a woman romantically for like years? And like you like date her, you're dating, and you say you want to get married, and then you just like kind of to keep dragging on for like eight years, and you never pop the question, and then like eight years later, Ashton Kutcher pops out with his camera crew.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

It's pretty much been my life so far.

SPEAKER_10 22:42

We just wasted eight years of your life, you dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

I've pretty much wasted women's lives. Just go. It's cutting pretty deep right here. This side of the pod is really feeling that right now. Yeah. Wasting women's time.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

Yeah, I love doing that. I'll wasted white bitches.

SPEAKER_10 23:11

Um, how about I had one here for a second. What if someone had like a bunch of like like ethnic pride tattoos, but like they all contradict each other? Like, he's got like a Star of David on his chest, a swastika on his back, like a black lives matter flag on one arm and a thin blue line flag on the other, like a pride flag as a tramp stamp right above his ass. Being like, what does this guy stand for?

SPEAKER_04 23:41

That's like the ultimate undecided voter.

SPEAKER_06 23:43

Yeah. I'm all about doing it on my car to be honest, just be funny. One sticker that says Trump 2024 and a Bernie 2016 sticker.

SPEAKER_08 23:54

Like a coexist, like a fucking Red Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter. It's okay to be white.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

It's okay to be white. A guy with one Israel flag and one Palestine flag on the sky. I'm undecided. I don't really know what's going on over there.

SPEAKER_06 24:13

I'm gonna think myself I did go up when people tell me.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

A guy that's like, I don't really like the coves of the socks, it's just kind of like whoever's winning.

SPEAKER_10 24:20

I kinda just base it off the weather, you know. You know, whatever's hot is what I lean towards. Whoever's up. Yeah, really. But Chiefs guy. What um we could do this. How about how about like a black version of Snow White? No, but I mean like black black. I mean like black. Like ratchet? Like ratchet. It's c i called like yo white.

SPEAKER_05 24:53

Snow white in the 70s. Yeah, imagine Prince imagine Prince Charming is black.

SPEAKER_10 24:59

Imagine Prince Charming is black. He's like, ooh, what you need me to do? You need me to give a nice little white woman a kiss on the lips?

SPEAKER_07 25:11

Yeah, bitch, you're looking fine as hell!

SPEAKER_10 25:15

Then nice white chocolate. Sweet on the lips. Damn, I need me to snow bonnie like that. Would they just have like a bunch of black midgets as like the as like the uh dwarves? Sound snow white in the stack.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

Man, we're going to dangerous territory right here. Oh, that's all that's all what this podcast is about, bro.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

There's definitely a porn parody of that shit. There's gotta be. Oh my god. There's gotta be telescope. If there isn't, we need to show you.

SPEAKER_10 25:57

Yeah, they call it Prince Charming, but he brings in his gang to help us. And it's just that one meme with seven black eyes surrounded by one white girl. You know, there's a yeah, there's a potential there.

SPEAKER_05 26:12

I don't know, I've never seen a black girl in the world.

SPEAKER_04 26:15

I don't know. What about Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice. Yeah, true, yeah. Beetlejuice is the man. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 26:22

What about black Prince Charming, but then he gets there and she's already dead because he was late.

SPEAKER_06 26:30

What about Black Prince Charming, but he doesn't even get there?

SPEAKER_10 26:36

Yeah, that's true. Black a lot of people say black people are late, and that's actually not true, because most of the time they just don't show up at all. We're joking. Cool it.

SPEAKER_06 26:48

Black Prince Charming, but he gets snow white pregnant, so he turns the band and said, Oh, get it, fuck you.

SPEAKER_10 26:56

I could see you tensing up, Nick. Don't worry, Mr. Beast is not gonna find this podcast.

SPEAKER_05 27:01

No, I'm just thinking about like all the people listening that out when Greg talked.

SPEAKER_10 27:08

Are you gonna go work? Are you gonna work for Mr. Beast?

SPEAKER_05 27:10

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 27:11

I haven't heard back, so I don't know. Haven't heard back from Mr. Beast?

SPEAKER_04 27:19

Yeah. Sir Beast. Sir Beast. I'm seeking employment.

SPEAKER_05 27:26

I mostly want to work for him so I can go into his office with Mr. Beast.

SPEAKER_04 27:31

Please. Mr. Beast. Can I call you Mr. Beast? Or can I call you Mr. Mr. Beast? Mr. Mr. Beast. I need a promotion. Stop fucking calling me that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:45

Um anything about that shit, Mr. Beast. I know nothing about it. I I've watched like one video.

SPEAKER_04 27:52

I know he had he had a burger on DoorDash for a while.

SPEAKER_05 27:54

I heard it. I heard there was terrorists.

SPEAKER_10 27:56

When I had it, it was it was good at first, but then it just went to shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:59

I mean I fucking hate him to be honest. Sounds like my life. It was good at first, and I went to shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

Great, you just hate everything.

SPEAKER_06 28:05

Yeah, the reason I hate Mr. Beast is I do not have an actual reason. People just tell me they're like, you can't hate him because he's a good person, and that gives me reason to pay him just because.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Bring burgers, bring burgers in your little 11-year-old kids, you picked up.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

Why would you give me$7 million for no fucking reason?

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Like I've got Swood games in your ass, dude.

SPEAKER_05 28:31

People got pissed at him for like helping kids with like blindness or something, like fix their fucking eyes. And people got fucking pissed. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

How daring.

SPEAKER_04 28:43

How daring. People are mad as fuck. How dare you make those little bastards see?

SPEAKER_05 28:48

I guess it's like an easy fucking thing to do. You can just like shoot a little fucking laser in their eye and they're fixed. Really? Yeah, there's no reason to be fucking blind. Really? Fucking bored. Broke blind pitches.

SPEAKER_10 28:59

Unless you're black and you have the persona and you want to be in third reincarnation.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

Yeah, you have to do it.

SPEAKER_10 29:05

If you're black, if you're black and blind and you can play music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Why isn't this beast just kill off and kids?

SPEAKER_10 29:12

Yeah, just superstition. In this episode of Mr. Beast, we're gonna donate 10,000 samples of sperm.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

Yeah, Mr. Beast is trying to create an ethno state.

SPEAKER_10 29:28

Yeah. We're gonna create our own country with our own race.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

Just like we took over the internet. It is called bestiality. Wait, that's already been used? What? Damn it.

SPEAKER_10 29:48

Bro, you know what I've been watching lately? Uh no. I don't know if you watch like on YouTube.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

I think you lots of lots of gay porn. You watch it on Netflix, that's how much gay porn you're watching. Watch gay porn, yeah. You're seeking it through cinema now.

SPEAKER_10 30:03

Bro, I watched Matt and Shane, and they were talking about call me by your name, and I thought maybe I can get a bit out of it. And you know what? I did. You know what? I powered through the cum watching scene, I jerked off a little bit, and now I got contact.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Jerk off. You didn't have to recreate it with your roommate either.

SPEAKER_10 30:21

Come on, just one more time, please. Just one load. Greg, one more time.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

It'll be so funny if we do it one more time.

SPEAKER_10 30:27

Come on, just one more time. Just for the bit, dude. Just for the bit. That's an important thing.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

Wasn't it funny when I shot cum on your chest?

SPEAKER_10 30:33

Remember that one time I shot cum on your chest and we licked it? That was a crazy birthday. And just for the comedy bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Convince yourself it's a bit for ten years.

SPEAKER_05 30:44

Yep. Wait, so the guy gave like the guy given a blow job got cum on his chest.

SPEAKER_10 30:48

Yeah. And then the guy who sucked him went and licked it.

unknown 30:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:53

You're not gonna swallow?

SPEAKER_10 30:55

If he didn't, he's a bitch. I mean, if you're gonna do all that and not swallow, why do it at all? Yeah. Huh. Um, actually, I was gonna say this. I've been watching like.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

I don't know why you would do it anyway. Christ doesn't approve of that kind of stuff. How would you choose to do that?

SPEAKER_10 31:11

Choose to be infidels. So what I've been doing is I found this guy on uh YouTube Shores who whose whole thing is a fat test seats on roller coasters. He'll literally just go to Disney World and be like, alright, let's fat test uh Velociraptor and he goes six, just not even close. Nope, not doesn't fit. Literally, I mean I don't think I've seen him fit on one ride. It just goes around universal and it's like, well, let me try uh Gringotts. Nope, don't fit. Let me try Rip Ride Rocket. Doesn't fit. He could make a lot of money. He could make an app instead of making videos just showing that he can't fit in any ride at all.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Fat coaster.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

Fat coaster.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

Big people post shit like that knowing that people like us are gonna watch it and find some humor in it, just make fun of it. Maybe.

SPEAKER_10 32:00

I don't know why you'd post that.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

Yeah. It's very informational for the 700-pound people in the community.

SPEAKER_10 32:05

Yeah, there's a lot of 700-pounders wanting to ride Batman.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Lots of roller coasters.

SPEAKER_10 32:09

I mean, just what if they made a roller coaster for fat people, but fat people are a minority, so most people just ride it and die because they fly out of the seat?

SPEAKER_05 32:21

That's not okay. Like, they try to get the minority tag, but they're not minorities.

SPEAKER_10 32:26

They're like, can there be one place where there's not fatties walking around everywhere? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 32:30

I mean, there's definitely not a minority in the Malay Coast.

SPEAKER_10 32:33

Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's like 50%. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

We're a room full of poor ripped jack guys. Yeah. I'm six four guys with dicker beans.

SPEAKER_06 32:44

Four dick roots in one room. I am 6'4, and I got an 8-inch penis for anyone that might be listening. Can I borrow your Lamborghini this weekend? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 32:55

Thanks, dude.

SPEAKER_06 32:56

Oh, actually, I think I'm going to sell my Lamborghini and like donate the 250k I made offer to like help end world hunger. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

That's pretty impressive. Yeah, I just mammo you a 50k offering.

SPEAKER_06 33:11

I made it actually 100k earlier, so shit, dude. You're so you're such a generous human.

SPEAKER_10 33:18

Did you guys see that um MG Gay got the top half of his torso completely tattooed? MGK. M Gay? MG Gay, basically, yeah. Fuck him. But like he'll fucking.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

Yay. I still can't believe he said the end, Mary.

SPEAKER_10 33:34

Well, you don't you've never listened to this podcast, so you don't know what we're about, Nick. But did you see? He literally got the front like the top half of his torso completely tattooed black.

SPEAKER_06 33:43

No, I did see it.

SPEAKER_10 33:44

He wants N MGK wants to be black so bad. He literally got permanently black for like a quarter of his body.

SPEAKER_06 33:55

I mean, would if he like tattooed his face if he tattooed his entire face black, would that be an imphobia to use some blackface? Yeah, that'd be like that. Would that be the one Society? Oh, it's a tattoo guy. No, it's not actually blackface.

SPEAKER_10 34:09

No, it's the aesthetic, guys.

SPEAKER_07 34:10

It's part of the aesthetic. This is just like just my aesthetic. It's so metal.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

It's so metal metal to give you blackface. It's so metal that I do blackface permanently. MG gay? MG gay. It's metal. It's metal to be treated shitty by police officers. My favorite actor.

SPEAKER_10 34:36

Oh, I hate getting pulled over all the time for nothing.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

So fucking metal to get pulled over, dude. My favorite actor, Daniel Gay Lewis. Daniel Gay Lewis, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 34:51

We're watching, yeah. Well, I didn't really watch it, but he was watching uh There Will Be Blood earlier. Yeah. There will be.

SPEAKER_06 34:56

Yeah, that's what I said. There will be cum. Instead of like drawing for oil, he's like trying to find the best cum in the United States. Remember that movie we watched last week? It was uh that Cohen Brothers movie.

SPEAKER_10 35:07

Was it called A Sirius Movie? A serious man?

SPEAKER_06 35:09

That was the most Jewish movie I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_10 35:11

The most Jewish movie I've ever seen. It's literally what?

SPEAKER_04 35:14

How is it the most Jewish?

SPEAKER_10 35:16

Well, just it's just him being annoying the whole time. It's like he gets home and his neighbor's like mowing like an six inches over the line and he's like putting like markers in there to be like, hey, hey, hey neighbor, uh, just so you know, you're mowing over the line like shit like that.

SPEAKER_06 35:31

There's a part of the beginning where like a Korean student like goes and saying, basically like he goes like he's a professor in movie out of college and he gave the Korean student like uh bad grand and the Korean dudes like I need you to change my grade. Like, no, no, no, I I can't do that. Greg, you gotta you gotta do the Asian voice. Oh no. Okay. Could you please change my grade? Change my grade. Like that's exactly how he talks, actually.

SPEAKER_10 35:58

I can't do that. No, no. Like, I can't do it then. It's against principle. And he's like, and he like bribes them and all this shit. Oh yeah, dude. He gets cucked by his fucking wife, too. And his wife is like hanging the the dude is like hanging out with them. He's like, oh yeah, the wife is like, oh yeah, do you forget we're going out with uh Yusuf? Which Yusuf's like the guy that's like getting with him, and he's like, What? When the fuck did I ever say that? And then they're like go out to dinner together. And he's like hugging him, like, oh I know this is tough. What you must be going through.

SPEAKER_06 36:30

I mean, yeah, because you're banging my wife, that's what I'm fucking going through. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_10 36:34

It's a it's a wild movie to hold that time out. Is my mic working? Yeah, I can hear you.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

Okay. Okay. I can hear you. You're good, you're good. Okay. Uh I want to be unheard. Hold up. You're hearing black voices.

SPEAKER_08 36:49

Alright, stop.

SPEAKER_10 36:53

How the black hawks doing, Andy. Ass walking every night. How about instead of uh the black hawks? It's uh black black gawks, and they're just or black hawks where black hawks. I mean it's easy, yeah, but you know, you gotta you gotta say it. I was just hoping Kyle said it's like you know me, you know I've been sitting on that for the last 20 minutes and I couldn't wait to say it.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Because Nick wrote it.

SPEAKER_10 37:23

That's a funny one. That's a good one. Anyway. Um fucking Can we talk about end of the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

We are.

SPEAKER_10 37:41

We are. You guys got something going on, bro, I think. Right. You guys are on the same ring like right now.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

We're like a we're gonna we're gonna do an off-shoot called Misery Bros. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10 37:51

Where at the end of it, you Nick licks the cum off your chest. Probably not. That sounds like that sounds like you and Graph offshoot.

SPEAKER_04 38:00

We don't want to rip your guys' roommate shit like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:04

Yeah, it's a man cow watch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 38:07

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:08

Make the cat watch.

SPEAKER_10 38:10

I don't really have any context to this, but I have I I wrote down uh Aunt Jemima Escaped the Underground Railroad.

unknown 38:19

That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 38:22

Yeah, so they saw the wanted posters and on some.

SPEAKER_10 38:26

Yeah, a lot of people that don't know that's where she originated from. She actually discovered the Underground Railroad and freed the slaves.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

Before they put missing people on milk cartons, they put it on syrup box. Yeah. Mrs. Buttersworth got after it.

SPEAKER_06 38:45

Yeah. Miss Buzzwalking gets it though. Got a crush on Miss Buttersworth. Yeah, man, do you not? I dream of Miss Buttersworth. Thick milk. I hope so.

SPEAKER_10 39:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:02

I hope so.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

You don't have to read off your phone down.

SPEAKER_10 39:12

I read off the audience knows I read off my phone.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Yeah, we have pretty good phone.

SPEAKER_10 39:17

Otherwise, we get a bunch of dead space, like when you come on the podcast. No, it's been pretty good. Yeah, because after because we have my bits to guide me. Yeah, it's been pretty good. My bits. My bits. None of these bits went past you. You haven't heard any of these bits now. You could suck my dick. You can suck my fat cock. You could suck the fattest cock on earth. Do you know you know you know Wrinkling Brothers, the greatest show on earth? You could suck the fattest cock on earth. You can suck the fattest cock on earth.

SPEAKER_05 39:47

It's good for the podcast. It is good for the podcast. Argue over each other.

SPEAKER_10 39:56

I don't think we've ever had four on a podcast before. No, no, yeah. No, no, I'm no, I'm fucking up. Before. Not on this podcast, but the last podcast before. Yeah. When we had uh what's his fucking There's a lot of interesting people that came on. I don't know if I ever told you about that. So the last podcast we did, Fruity Flavors, like the guy that I got to make the logo for it, we had him on the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 40:21

Yes, fruity shit.

SPEAKER_10 40:23

Yeah, yeah. No, he's into weird shit. But we were just like fucking around. So I think Liam was like, has anyone here ever been molested? And then he goes, like, he goes, he goes, why would you say that? You're getting molested. Yeah, so like just on air exposers.

SPEAKER_06 40:44

So fucked up. And then it turns out now he runs a Twitter account where he makes homemade like Halo Rule 34 forms.

SPEAKER_10 40:53

So yes, he did get molested. Yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_05 40:56

I mean there's good money in that.

SPEAKER_10 40:58

Like I would not fork him into it.

SPEAKER_05 41:00

No.

SPEAKER_10 41:01

I mean, there kind of is. I don't have anything to be able to do about me like that.

SPEAKER_05 41:05

No, like the Rule 34 thing. Like, because I I'm I'm a 3D artist and like Oh, you're a 3D artist?

SPEAKER_10 41:11

Yeah. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_05 41:12

Part-time. But like 3D porn. Some dude is making like a hundred grand a fucking month on Patreon and shit. Like that it he's like the highest earner ever on Patreon. Really? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

What?

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_10 41:32

I believe it. As as upset as I am about that, it makes sense. Because there's gotta be there's the people that like announce that they're into that, which is already a shitload. But then there's a whole other percentage that's keeps it a secret, you know what I mean? So who fucking knows how many people are actually jerking off to that?

SPEAKER_05 41:47

I feel like it's more socially acceptable and hentai, you know, because it's it shouldn't be, but yeah.

SPEAKER_10 41:55

I don't know. I can't do it, dude. I'm off the pern right now. You're off the pern. Oh yeah, you're telling me that. You're McCusker right now, right?

SPEAKER_05 42:02

Yeah, you're off the pern. It's hard.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:06

Have you ever heard of Red Gift? I know what it is. Yeah. You should look that up. What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:14

It's it's like Tic Tac. It's all porn. And you like slide through it.

SPEAKER_10 42:19

I think you told me about that.

SPEAKER_06 42:21

Yeah, you did. If you use vote for porn, that's what I used to post it on to link it. Oh really? Yeah. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 42:29

Did I ever did I ever did I ever tell you the story about like ten years ago? Interesting. Yo, okay. Did I ever tell you the story from like ten years ago? So I was sharing a room with my brother, right? And we used to have bunk beds. And I was on the bottom bunk, he was on the top. Yeah. Yeah, but no. So one time, you know, I he was asleep, or so I thought, and you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

You don't want to say this on here.

SPEAKER_10 43:09

Oh god. It's a funny story.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 43:13

And yeah. That's how all funny stories start. My brother was asleep in the room with me.

SPEAKER_10 43:20

I've already made myself the sacrificial lamb. So it's greatly appreciated. It's fine. You know what I mean? I've already put enough shit on the internet, so but yeah, I was probably like 15 or 16, and I was on the bottom brunk, and I thought he was asleep, and yeah, I was jerking off. And then later, my fucking uh my parents were like, listen. My parently tell like my my brother was asleep and he told my bom my mom. And he's like, uh he's like, Listen, we know you masturbate, but don't do it in the bed.

SPEAKER_04 43:56

And like control yourself and not rock your brother to sleep with the bigger. Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_10 44:00

Well, how about you finish until the end of the story? So I stopped doing it, and then a week later I wake up at three in the morning and the fucking bed's shaking. So he was fucking doing it. After the fact.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

Well, that's where I thought the stor story was going. I thought he was gonna be the one jerking off. We were just lying there.

SPEAKER_10 44:20

It was me, but then he was like, oh, that's actually a good idea. I should do that.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Yeah. And then he fucking You probably you were probably doing it at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

Maybe at the same time. Yeah, we were singing up. I was moving up and his brother was moving down and the bed was not moving. It was like dueling pianos, but we're jerking off right now, Jake.

SPEAKER_06 44:40

Oh I'm more concerned that your brother was in the same room as you and you still got hard enough to jerk off. Like, what does that say about you? You gotta do it. Well, I'm not thinking about my brother.

SPEAKER_10 44:52

I'm thinking about the porn on my screen.

SPEAKER_06 44:56

Yeah, you just desperately needed to come in front of your brother.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

Yes. The porn on the screen was pictures of his brother.

SPEAKER_10 45:05

Something strange about the Johnsons. That's a weird laugh.

unknown 45:11

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

You can't do anything with AI now. You know, can AI say the N-word if it's in a white voice? Yeah. Is that allowed? Well now, it's like it's weird now, because like you can't you can't have any like white people with AI. Have you guys seen that? No.

SPEAKER_10 45:27

Yeah, like AI is only black now. Yeah, no, it's only black.

SPEAKER_05 45:32

Or any other race. It doesn't like Jews too, but so like if you'll ask it for like a picture of like George Washington, it'll make it like fucking black. It'll make it like a fucking black. He wasn't black. Yeah. Dynasty. I don't know. I think you do how you're fine. I don't think I like a fucking kiss this day.

SPEAKER_09 46:04

He's sound fine. It sounds fine.

SPEAKER_10 46:14

Um, I have a new business venture idea that I was thinking about. What's here? So, um cum diamonds. Right? And I'm thinking, like, you could do it, it could be like the market that I'm looking for is like people who recently have loved ones that died. And you like you could make take their cum and make it into a diamond. It's like a memoriam thing. If you take their I'm thinking if you there's a way we could take like their semen and like put it under enough heat and pressure, it's gotta form some.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

I have such a beautiful mind.

SPEAKER_06 46:50

I know I do. I mean, it's what the movie's made it on. I mean the thing is you could actually like ejaculate at the death too, so it wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_10 46:57

Yeah, that's kind of the only problem. It's like, how are you gonna get their cum after they die unless you get it beforehand?

SPEAKER_06 47:02

No, the thing is like the human body can still ejaculate at the death, so all we gotta do is jump off the corner. Fuck off. You're kidding me, right? No, I'm I'm not joking. This is an actual fact.

SPEAKER_04 47:14

Greg's a recovered necrophilia. Oh god. Um you're recovered. Yeah, that's true. Went to the meetings, you're good now.

SPEAKER_10 47:20

Actually, you know that schoolboy album, uh, Blue Lips? That's what it's about. It's necrophilia. No, dude, I'll look that up. You could probably do that.

SPEAKER_06 47:32

Can you make comment diamonds after you die? Yeah, Cowboys acting as my personal Jamie right now. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 47:43

No more blood diamonds. This is the question. If you if you die and they jerk you off, can you come? And the answer is yes, sort of. You could be brain dead if the body's still alive. Semen can still be harvested by someone masturbating you. Wow. So in case you still have a little bit left in the tank, you could still. You know what I mean? Alright, dude. Well then that's problem solved, dude. Now the now the other problem is it's like how how do we how fucked off the kids are gonna be. If they come up to dead. Mommy, what's that?

SPEAKER_05 48:27

That's how you're a zombie outgrade. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I can't see ghosts.

SPEAKER_10 48:34

The tough part of that venture is the part where you have to jerk someone off once they die. Yeah. That's kind of that that part's a tough stuff.

SPEAKER_05 48:42

Imagine how haunted this fucking room is.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

There's so much spooky gong.

SPEAKER_05 48:55

Turn the lights off. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

SPEAKER_10 49:00

Ooh, now the room is polka.

unknown 49:05

Spooky couple.

SPEAKER_10 49:08

Spooky gong. I like that one a lot. Um, I'm starting to run out of. Beyond the grave.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

This is this is gonna be our Halloween special. Come from Beyond the Grave. Come from Beyond the Grave. Scary scores to tell in cum.

SPEAKER_06 49:28

I wish like funny stories could tell in the dark. Goosebumps.

SPEAKER_10 49:34

Goosebumps novels?

unknown 49:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 49:36

Goosebumps volume thirty.

SPEAKER_10 49:38

Goosebumps volume seven. Goosebumps. The spots on the wall.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Um Night of the Living Cummie.

SPEAKER_05 49:46

I heard people call it goosebumps fucking chicken skin, and that fucking pisses me off. Yeah, that's weird. I don't like it. It's just goosebumps. Like when you get goosebumps on your arm. They call it chicken skin. They call it fucking chicken skin. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_10 50:00

No, that makes it sound weird.

SPEAKER_05 50:02

No.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

Oh no. Chicken fucking. I've never heard that before. It's gross. I think booscopes to be funny. Booscum. To talk like a recovery four-year-old.

SPEAKER_10 50:16

Um let me try this. I uh I wish news channels could like just make shit up, like completely. I mean they kinda do. Yeah, I mean they kinda do. But I'm but I mean like just like make up blatant lies without consequence. Like one morning they could just be like, this just in. Gary V has officially come out as a pedophile. And he's like, What? No, I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

I believe that's called slander. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it basically is slander. That's the onion.

SPEAKER_06 50:50

We need to get you in. Yeah, the onion. Imagine if slander didn't exist, dude. Like there was no laws against it. You can say whatever the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_10 50:58

We should make our own newsletter just accusing every like celebrity of being a pedophile, but it's just a goof.

SPEAKER_03 51:06

I went down the rabble hole off. It pretty much happened with Epstein Island. Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_10 51:11

Kind of, yeah, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 51:12

Yeah, you're right. Stephen Hawking was showing with the underage girls there. But I'll keep up here on the fucking P. Diddy, but all the kids.

SPEAKER_06 51:20

You think when Stephen Hawking was fucking one of the underage kids on Epstein Island, he like piped in his little text speech computers like to know he was having an orgasm? Oh, gee. Just like I like that. Oh, gee. Your small child pussy is so tight. That feels good. That feels so good.

SPEAKER_03 51:43

Please don't stop.

SPEAKER_01 51:48

I guess that whole fucking bust. And a bust. And a bust. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 51:55

I'm going to start crying now. I gotta go. I hope this doesn't make it weird between us. I'm sorry I didn't. Sorry. I'm sorry that was so short. It's been a long time.

SPEAKER_03 52:14

My wife doesn't touch me. I don't know if I came.

SPEAKER_05 52:21

I don't feel but my parents.

SPEAKER_10 52:24

I'm sorry. I'm withered with shame.

SPEAKER_06 52:28

I would have fucked Stephen Hawking get a wife that's just knocked hard, you know? Can I get you an Uber?

SPEAKER_01 52:37

Don't you have somewhere to be?

SPEAKER_10 52:40

You know what character I want to bring back, honestly? I want to bring back Sebastian. Bro, dude, I want to bring back Sebastian. I want to bring back Sebastian Manascalco. Uh, what was the bit last time? No, Swallowed Whole. He liked Voar.

unknown 52:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 52:58

So the the bit we had before was uh Sebastian Manascalco is into Voar. He's like, I've got a movie called About My Father. And it's about my father being swallowed whole. Being swallowed. I can see that. Excuse me. How about this? Excuse me. Where can I buy a bucket of diarrhea? Where can I purchase a bucket of human diarrhoea?

SPEAKER_05 53:28

I actually do a pretty good impression of it.

SPEAKER_10 53:30

That ain't bad.

unknown 53:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:32

That ain't bad.

SPEAKER_10 53:33

That ain't bad.

SPEAKER_05 53:33

I did watch the movie. Have you guys seen the movie?

SPEAKER_10 53:35

Which one?

SPEAKER_05 53:36

About my filing.

SPEAKER_10 53:37

I saw it in the theater, and I remember it's like if you like Sebastian, you'll like it, but as the movie itself, it's just whatever. I I thought it was pretty good. I mean it was fine.

SPEAKER_05 53:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 53:45

I skipped out on the Chrysler movie to see that, so. The Chrysler movie fucking stock. Pretty good. Yo, did you see it?

SPEAKER_04 53:51

Cheesy. Pretty raw. I didn't make it to the end of it.

SPEAKER_10 53:54

Yeah, no, I stopped. I fucking stopped.

SPEAKER_05 53:57

I mean, you already had a predisposition hate for him. Because I remember in high school, I fucking watched the machine. I'm like, oh dude, this is fucking awesome. It was funny at first, but then just got way too overplayed, dude. I'm like, dad, you gotta see this. You made that up. I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, you you fucking made that up. I'm like, fuck.

SPEAKER_04 54:22

Shut up, dad. Shut up, you fucking idiot. Obviously you didn't make that up. Yeah. How can you make that up? Feck drunk guy wouldn't lie. He totally remembers stuff good. Come on, Dan.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

Bert Kreisher made up the story about the machine. I don't think it's totally made it's heavily embellished. For sure.

SPEAKER_10 54:44

Yeah, it's gotta be.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

Yeah. Yeah. Every other thing.

SPEAKER_10 54:47

Whenever somebody like has all these crazy stories, you know they've gotta be doctored a little bit. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 54:53

Yeah. I don't know. But like if you're gonna base your whole fucking act on like one story, you know. Like it's fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 55:04

I don't remember literally anything.

SPEAKER_10 55:06

So the fact that speaking of doctors, let's talk about the doctor after. Hold up, we'll get to that in a sec. I got a couple more. He listens to pop your shut the fuck up, Greg. Shut up. Why don't you shut the fuck up, Greg? Now this is Sebastian asking uh Tony Soprano for a bucket of diarrhea. Hey Tony, do you know do you know where I can get a bucket of human diarrhea? Do you know anyone that can give me a bucket of Listen, dude, it's none of your business what I'm doing with it, okay? I need the bucket of diarrhea, I need it fresh, and I need it hot. Can you give it to me? You know I you know I know a guy. Come on. Come on.

unknown 55:44

Boo.

SPEAKER_10 55:45

Well, you gotta fucking help me out, bro. If three people are just fucking staring at me, bro. You gotta run over in the. Yeah, it was Sebastian talking to Tony. Who's Tony? The fucking second one. I that's why I said a tone.

SPEAKER_04 56:00

There's three other people here, Kyle. You didn't hear him say a tone?

SPEAKER_10 56:04

A don't! A don't. I feel like I said it with enough mmm. A don't. A don't.

SPEAKER_04 56:10

Tony. Tony the WAP.

SPEAKER_10 56:14

Tony the WAP. Tony the WAP. I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_04 56:19

Tony the fucking guinea wheel.

SPEAKER_10 56:21

I feel it, it's starting to go downhill. I can feel it.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

Oh yeah, baby. This is where it gets good, dude. This is where it gets good. This is why it's called the re bla.

SPEAKER_06 56:30

Pretty nice thing to me, I don't know. No.

SPEAKER_05 56:33

I'm gonna pile live criticism. Wait, what's up? I'm gonna give you real criticism live on the podcast. Do it, let's hear it. Don't go off a fucking script. I don't dude. If we don't go off a script, listen.

SPEAKER_10 56:51

Hey, Nick, remember I had a whole podcast where I didn't ramble three years ago? I listen, Matt. You didn't ramble because you didn't talk. I don't I'm not gonna take advice from the guy that doesn't do podcasts or listen to mine. So I appreciate that, but I appreciate the input, but suck it, dude.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

It's mad. No, don't be mad. I'm not mad at you.

SPEAKER_10 57:13

I'm not mad at you. Be mad.

SPEAKER_03 57:14

I'm gonna cry. Cry.

SPEAKER_10 57:16

I don't I don't want listen. I I know I know things are tough right now. I know you're sensitive right now. And I'm I'm sensitive too. I'm a sensitive boy. I've always been a sensitive boy. You know that? I know you are. We all know that. Welcome to the horrible hang we're doing. I'm fucking we're all gonna cry. Yeah, we're all gonna cry on the mic. Just cry on the mic.

SPEAKER_04 57:34

We bring people on and make them cry.

SPEAKER_10 57:36

We're gonna bring on the doctor of laughter and make them cry on the podcast. Should we talk about the doctor? Yeah, let's go on. Let's get into that. I love him. So, have we talked about him before? I thought we have. I'll just give you a brace though.

SPEAKER_05 57:49

Did you listen to this fucking podcaster?

SPEAKER_10 57:51

He maybe listened. Dude, I 18 episodes 18 listeners an episode, I assume no one really. They might be, dude. I mean, he's he's been DMing me. Let me see how many DMs I have from him right now. The last one was at 8.46 this morning. Are you flexing right now, bro?

SPEAKER_05 58:13

He's trying to raise you up. Clear your fucking notifications. Does he like send you his real game? I don't know what I was looking at.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

He showed me his like, here's just a bunch of random shit.

SPEAKER_05 58:25

Well, don't open it, but just go to the app.

SPEAKER_10 58:30

I mean it's all his it's all his quotes. He sends me his quotes and his videos.

SPEAKER_07 58:34

Yeah. Clear your inspo. I have a dream that one day my wife will give me a blow job.

SPEAKER_10 58:41

Well, I told you I told you about when he asked me if I wanted to hang out, right? Yeah. Yeah. That was uh you're a dick and you didn't. How dare I not hang out with someone three times my age.

SPEAKER_06 58:56

Like I know we've been feeling down lately. It's in the guy who told the truth. Laughter is the best medicine.

SPEAKER_10 59:03

Yeah. Yeah, the doctor is one of those truthers. He's he's one of the guys, last guys that really tells the truth. It's Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones, and the Doctor of Laughter. Those are the last three people you can trust.

SPEAKER_08 59:18

Intellectual dark lab.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

Jordan Peterson and I say laughter is the best mindset. I'm gay. Actually really straight to be gay.

SPEAKER_10 59:33

Actually. They say when your asshole is so loose that it can't hold in your own shit anymore, that that's actually a masculine trait. That's the mark of a true male alpha. You know, you know you're really masculine when you have to keep your asshole closed with a hair tie.

SPEAKER_00 59:51

I'm John Pete, then and I think there's a crisis of masculinity in the country. One most masculine things can do is fucking not doing the ass. Well, if you or another dude fuck you in the ass, then it's kind of gay.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:06

Hey fellow Redditors, do you guys what do you guys do to keep your prolapsed asshole closed when you're at work?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

Your asshole whistles in the wind, you're actually a really strong and powerful man that can take a lot of costs.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:22

Do you take your asshole and then tie it up and put it in the back like a big t-shirt?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:28

Don't they call themselves the intellectual dark web? Do they really? I think that's all gay. Tets insanely gay. It's like him, Brett Weinstein, Eric Weinstein, Shapiro, yeah. Uh, Joe Rogan. I don't think Joe Rogan likes it at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

My sister has huge tets.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:48

My sister does my sister does not have big tits.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:51

Listen, small style takes the best. Yes. I stare at her all day because she is very beautiful. Even though she's my sister, but she does not have big tits.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:02

Definitely wants to focus. Listen, I appreciate the support of all of my fans. But please do not comment about my sister's milkers.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:11

No, I'm But you stop the discussion on politics and not my sister's calcium canon.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:17

Stop accusing me of being too sexually attracted to my sister's Kazar Milkers. And also I'm gay. Also, I'm gay, so I can't be attracted to my sister because of that.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

It is totally natural and has a huge alpha. Of course I'm going to be attracted to breasts. My sister was blessed with large breasts. And all men are attracted to her, even me.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:37

There is nothing abnormal if your sister if your sister just so happens to have large breasts, there is nothing abnormal about being attracted to it as a man.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:44

Let's just say that hypothetically, my sister had big milky. You want me to be unattracted to a beautiful woman with large breasts just because I'm related to her.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:54

In fact, I would argue that her womanly duty would be to show me her large breasts and allow me to touch them.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:59

It's only fair. So what you're telling me that if my wife could not breastfeed my child, it would be wrong for my sister to breastfeed my child? What you're telling me ginormous tits.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:09

What you're telling me is if I'm at home baking a cake and I need a quarter cup of milk to finish the recipe, and I don't have any milk left, I can't say, hey sister, can you come downstairs and squirt me a quarter cup?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:22

I don't care what Kyle, have you jerked off the uh Abby Shabiro?

SPEAKER_10 1:02:28

Mmm, maybe once. I don't think so, though.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:31

I'm gonna go ahead and say, yeah, I have done that before.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:33

She's how Only because there's nothing revealing enough. You know what I mean? It's all like Amish clothing. You can use AI.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:41

AI is there.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:42

I don't know how to do it. I mean, you gotta show me.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:44

There are four-body supposed.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:46

You're the tech guru, right? You're the uh 3D designer.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:50

Yeah. I'll model you Abby Shapiro naked, just for you.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:55

Yeah. I don't know if uh the Chromebook can handle whatever file that is.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:01

Yeah, that might be too many words in the city.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:04

It might be, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:06

3D designers have to know. Yeah. All none of you. I don't know, there's like an audience of 20.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:28

Imagine if it's the movie being no country for old man who is no country for gay men.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:34

Oh yeah, yeah, we were talking about that earlier.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:38

And like Anton Sugar, instead of like flipping the coins inside if he killed someone, he like flips the coin inside if he's gonna rape a dude in the ass.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:47

Let's hear it, Greg. Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:49

Like the part when he goes in the gas station and the fucking old dude at register is barring him, he's like, what's the most he locked on a coin toss? Old man doesn't know about he's putting his anal bitch in the underline. If he calls the coin wrong, then he gets ass raped. Oh dear, called yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:19

Sorry. So when you guys have no gas, do you guys both sit on the couch?

SPEAKER_10 1:04:23

Yeah, it's a love scene. And we're a lot of kids. Yes, that's exactly what we do. And we look each other deep in the eyes. So they make out while strong eye contact is made.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

It's pretty cool, actually. It's very experimental.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:38

How about instead of curb your enthusiasm, it's turd your enthusiasm. And he just looks for people that look happy and he just pelts shit at them.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:46

Yeah, I pelted shit at you. So what? So what? I ain't seen a happy couple!

SPEAKER_10 1:04:52

I can't stand people looking happy. You know me!

unknown 1:04:56

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:56

That was a horrible Larry David. What's his name, Dyed? Richard Lewis? Richard Lewis Lewis. R.I.P. Yeah, who's that? Uh the the guy from Curve. Uh I didn't ever watch fucking home, bro. I don't know, I feel bad. That's the only fucking thing I know from is Curve.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:12

He used like a lot of older shit. That's like the most recent thing he's known for. I think that's why, but it was the last season. It was Good Time to Die.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:23

Die Hard?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:24

Isn't that a Die Hard movie? Good Time to Die?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:26

Yep. I see that. Oh, that's not Die Hard One. Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:33

Scraping the Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel Hero.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:37

He is dementia now. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Bruce Force. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:43

Yeah. Do you Wendy Williams has the same shit. Did you hear about that? Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:46

Fuck yeah. I mean she sucks. She does.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:48

Well, didn't she fucking like pass out on air too?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:53

She's kind of a bitch. Yeah, yeah. I heard that. Yeah, I heard she sucks.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:56

Fuck yeah, she is a huge con. I just make jokes. judgments on people without knowing them.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:02

I think she like fucking shit herself on Anna one. A bunch of times actually.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:09

A bunch of times a number of times. I mean like we have this problem where our host keeps shitting her pants. I mean if it's only closed, there's no way she can hold a fart in for that long.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:21

No.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:22

You think you'd learn to like not trust a fart though.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:28

That was early dementia. That's the warning sound.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:31

Yeah, just constantly shitting yourself.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:33

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:35

My uncle had must have bad dementia.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

That's how bad her dementia gets to go shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:41

I used to have an uncle that would shit his pants like literally every single day. That's cool. I remember for Christmas we got him. It was like a bo it was like a giant like box and it was like a 40 pack of sweatpants. What the box? I'm a deck but that's I don't know. That's fine. I don't care. I don't care what I want to do.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:04

How about some adult diapers?

SPEAKER_10 1:07:06

No, yeah you'd think at some point yeah you'd think at some point you'd either stay on the toilet or get diapers. But like just three like two to three times a day. Oh shit my pants again. Again we're on a hot streak right now. Um you guys ever shit your pants? Yeah yeah not like a full shit but like accident yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:29

I shit I shit myself at a kid's birthday party when I was in the sixth grade. Sixth grade? Yep. Yeah bad time. That's awesome. Didn't I shit myself while driving to JJC once maybe the 31st day and I drove back home I'm like I'm fucking changing. And I also shit myself once while driving back from seeing Blade Runner 2049 in theaters. That was recent.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:54

Yeah that was kind of shit my pants I think made what do you think made it happen in the Blade Runner situation?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:02

Did you have some really extra buttery popcorn I do I butter the fuck out of my popcorn I go to the movies. How do you get just popcorn? Popcorn and then I sometimes they have cuts and bites of cheese. Well okay soap. That's a lot of butter. Yeah you butter the fuck out of those fresh yeah I mean they they slap I don't care. They they're good. Yeah they are good bitches bang.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:23

Yeah they soak them in butter overnight actually you know that you know they have so much fucking butter and I know it's practical how about how about a prank where you like go out in public and you have a booth that says like if you're having a bad day I'm here to talk like one of those. But then when people go up to you and start talking you just have like a third guy like right next to him like saying everything they say in a mocking voice. He's like yeah my boyfriend cheated on me recently boyfriend cheated on me recently dude what's his fucking dick doing a part of the program he's just he's just he's just around I mean he has diplomatic immunity I mean I can't do anything about it. It's a public property it's public property he's he's allowed to do that. Alright man I think we're gonna wrap it up soon why um I mean up to you well fucking Jimmy's here too I gotta let Jimmy in. Alright unless we can get him to come on I don't think we can get him to come on but we can we can try.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:34

Yeah we're gonna try to get him on for a little bit here I'll be right back I'll be right back these on circumstance if we had cameras to like show should I keep it rolling or should I keep it we can just have Jimmy expose him on Facebook.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:52

Okay here I'll be right back I'll be right back if he's in we'll do a few minutes with him if not we'll wrap here go ahead speech by climb right across me right across you asshole in your face now is for the real podcast yeah man the real cow holding his back welcome to the kids table special ed table pal actually won't let us say anything.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:23

He hates us when we say something wrong.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:26

He's abusive as the person that sits on the couch with him very abusive. I'm lucky I'm away from it he has these keys that he digs into my thigh when he doesn't like my bits. Yeah. This is why I don't do all bits anymore.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:41

Some he lives with me and sometimes he comes home drunk as fuck like alright you ready for the midnight ass fucking like I don't have a choice man I'm kinda scared to tell someone at this point. Like I only want him to listen to put this because like I was every day in theater.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:56

That's worse than the cave thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:58

No it's it's awful man I feel violated. I'm just a guest I don't know so yeah which what's your what's your review coming on this is your first time being guest what's your feeling I like this dynamic. It's weird on the thing.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:18

He said to listen but he doesn't want to I'm not gonna it's not worth it.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:21

Congratulations you've completed another episode of The Horrible Hang.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:25

What are you doing? Actually if you listen to all of this I kind of look down on you.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:31

I hate the audience I didn't listen to any other ones but this is good. This is fun. I'll just write some listen to him. This is expensive too we need anybody out there that's a writer we need a cheaper writer than this guy. I do it for free.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:46

Yeah I think you're really like really like looking too much into how many of the bits come like I'm gonna go I'd say 25% of bits come from a conversation that you have and then I actually say the bit that I end up using.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:03

So I I just I'm under illusion. So like you may be the water to the plant but I'm the soil the sunlight and like everything else. I want to say that yeah I would say that I'd say I'm the soil and the water he's the entire universe yeah then why don't you make your own podcast and you're just a you should make your own podcast. So I'm not interesting. Oh well apparently if you make all these jokes you are interesting right I'm the Nick Mullen. You're the Adam Friedland I'm the Nick Mullen because I started the shit and I do the work and then you take credit for it which makes you Adam Friedland.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:34

Nope.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:34

Nope I know me saying I'm the Nick Mullen bothers you. You can't just you can't just waltz onto my podcast after I beg you to come on and then claim you're Nick Mullen.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:44

No one's here might want to actually wrap it up now. We're gonna wrap it up. We're good we're good.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:48

Thank you you've completed Rag is getting classophobic so we have to bye Nick