Snatch

My friend had never seen Snatch, which means he somehow made it through life without experiencing one of the funniest, most chaotic crime comedies ever made. In this episode, we watch Guy Ritchie’s cult classic together and capture his completely unfiltered first-time reactions as he tries to keep track of the boxers, gangsters, diamond thieves, bookies, and the absolutely insane chain of events that follows. We joke our way through the movie, react to the wild twists, debate our favorite characters, and watch him attempt to decipher every word that comes out of Mickey’s mouth. If you enjoy movie reactions, comedy podcasts, crime films, and hearing someone discover a classic for the first time, you’ll have a great time with this one.

Transcript

SPEAKER_13 0:00

This meet my friend Jack. Nice. That was a pro moves.

SPEAKER_03 0:04

Alright. I thought that it would help, and then when I was editing the one today, it was the most painstaking experience of my life to get the audio and video too. How long?

SPEAKER_13 0:13

Wait, what movie did you guys watch? Matrix. Oh, right. Yeah. That's a good one. I've actually never seen the Matrix, so well, we should have fucking yesterday. I actually, you know what? I did want to, but um I was really not feeling it yesterday. It's okay. I I needed to go home and I needed to um to look myself in the mirror.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Just stare at yourself for a little bit.

SPEAKER_13 0:35

You know what I did do? Swear to God. I guess I don't know if if you want this in the podcast. I I went home and I listened to a podcast with two nuns for like for like a different like a two nacks. What's that called? What's that?

SPEAKER_03 0:50

What's what's that podcast called?

SPEAKER_13 0:51

Two nuns, one cup. There you go. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Alright. Nailed it.

SPEAKER_13 0:56

But it was like it like totally, dude. I feel I I just it just popped up. You know who pints with Aquinas is? No. Okay. It's just like some guy who drinks and listens to the or reads like the letters of Thomas Aquinas.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Basically. Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:13

Or it's like a Catholic guy who like brings on like Catholic people.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:19

Yeah, he's got a saw. He just went on, he's got brought into the Daily Wire. So he's uh find the juice up in the world. Alright. Up in the world. Um I don't know. This like thumbnail just called me, and then I was like, why am I doing this? And then I watched every little minute of it, and I felt like I was like, my whole life was different. Yeah. I felt incredible. It was great.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

What's it called? Do nuns one cup? What's the actual name of it?

SPEAKER_13 1:44

The podcast is called uh Pints of the Quinas, but the the uh the sisters are from the it's called the Sisters of Life. They're a Catholic like nunnery.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:52

They're based out of the US.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Minnie Driver. She was like a beautiful nun, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They all are, dude. It's not it's they are on the after a certain age, obviously, but like when they first get in there, it's like you the church is taking this beautiful angel from from the streets. I went from the streets, which is good.

SPEAKER_13 2:16

Yeah, I guess so. But also I know. Now she's on the the road to Christ instead. Fighting the Jews on the day of wire fighting the Jews. I did kind of think about like what it would take for me to like become a nun. No, for me to like for me to like get that sweet baby into my like apartment, you know? To be like, that would take a lot of I just mean like what like how does one not me personally, but like how does one how does it be like what do you have to be for like dude? And the way they talk about this is they talk about like like Jesus, like he's their like he's their husband. That's how they talk about him. But that's yeah, because that's that they they're like that that's part of the nun calling is like you are married to Christ, yeah, and he's like your husband.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

Which is like it's sounds fucked up. You think that like Jesus has been back a bunch of times and he just hits up the nunneries? Just match and nun.

SPEAKER_13 3:12

No, dude. He loves anyone about prostitutes. Hold on. He would probably pay them.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

He's like, I don't go to the nuns. They're look because they're kind of they don't really put out like that.

SPEAKER_13 3:22

I it's a crystal city gentleman's club and hang out there.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

All right. All right, yeah. Let's welcome to the second inaugural episode of the second inaugural. I'm gonna watch a movie podcast.

SPEAKER_13 3:36

I'm your host, Jack Trimber, super ultra professional stand-up comedian. My guest today is Pat Linet. Pat Linett, tell him what you do. Uh I'm a stand-up comedian, and um you can follow Limited Hangout on Instagram. Wait, what'd you say? What did you say the podcast was called? I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. Welcome to the I'ma watch a movie podcast. Uh what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 4:03

I came up with it like yesterday when we did record. I didn't think of a name before we started. Dude, that's actually a great name. I thought it was solid. That is good.

SPEAKER_13 4:11

I like that a lot. I'ma watch a movie.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Welcome, you have to say like it's fun, right? It's kind of like that. It gets attacked. So uh the whole point of this podcast was to get my friends on to watch, you know, popular movies that people uh that that they haven't seen before, maybe I haven't seen before, you know, popular stuff to like get clicks and stuff. And uh today we decided to watch Snatch. Big following, big cult following. That's gonna get a lot of clicks. Uh Brad Pitt, uh Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, no, Colin Farrell's not in this Jason Statham. I was thinking of the gentleman. That's a good impression. Okay. It got worse. I just like the grunt. Yeah. All right. Well, uh, so if if you're listening and want to watch the movie with us, uh, we're gonna start in three, two, one. Three now. Now start the start the movie. It's starting for us. Okay. Welcome in, sit back, relax. We're gonna watch Snatch.

SPEAKER_13 5:12

And welcome to I'm gonna watch a movie. Good. Is this a mirrormax picture? I feel like it's mirrormax. Screen gems. Idiot. What is what? I've never heard of that. Ska films?

SPEAKER_03 5:27

It's SKA.

SPEAKER_13 5:28

It's not ska. It's not. I was only gonna okay. Whoa, we're just getting right into it. Alright. That's how most movies start, you know. They just kind of turn you gotta turn up.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

It's Guy Ridgie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 5:42

I think we hold on, can we pause it for one second? Sorry, pause in three, two, one. I think we need closed captions for this. We need subtitles.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

Alright, if you're watching along at home, turn on the subtitles. Hang on, wait, three, two, one. Alright, subtitles on. And I'm gonna believe that. And then restart the movie and not restart, but just hit play from Jason Satham. Uh three, two, one.

unknown 6:10

SD tell me.

SPEAKER_11 6:37

I was thinking I I need to set the s I need to understand what's happening up top.

SPEAKER_13 6:43

I love his voice, dude. It's beautiful.

SPEAKER_09 6:47

Diamonds.

SPEAKER_13 6:48

Diamonds.

SPEAKER_00 6:55

Oh no. Oh, cool. You didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_13 7:03

Oh jeez Louise is Benicio Del Toro. Does he play a Jew? He's got an incredible range. I think they're fake Jews. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

The Matrix episode was a lot of trans jokes.

SPEAKER_13 7:49

No comment, no comment. That's obviously heresy. It's like they don't even know. I just watched a podcast with two nuns. They don't even know, dude. No, it's not. Okay, obviously I'm not gonna argue with him.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

He does make a very compelling argument. You should be a lawyer.

SPEAKER_13 8:30

This is such I like I like the watching credit. All the different scenes is or like the TVs is such a clever little device to get all this stuff going. Guy Ritchie rules. Yeah, he really he really is like an author. Like people don't really give him credit. He has you know what a Guy Ritchie movie is gonna be in a way that you don't know what a lot of directors are gonna do. Because like I this was one of the last ones of his that I'd seen. Like I I didn't like I knew nothing about it when I first put it on. Yeah. And then, you know, as soon as it gets one, like, oh. Yeah, right. Yeah. I know what I'm gonna get now.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

Rudy.

SPEAKER_13 9:14

The color grading is uh very like gray?

unknown 9:18

Like a trying to do potato?

SPEAKER_03 9:20

Greenish, gray, greenish. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 9:26

Oh, they are fake juice.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 9:38

It's uh what year is this movie?

SPEAKER_13 9:40

Uh I'm gonna say like two thousand and one. I think it was the nineties. That type of like little montage they do right there. Two thousand. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

He should have done the voice the whole I know.

SPEAKER_11 10:05

Yeah. Why are you switching from the Drew voice now?

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Oh god, I can't believe you just hit me with your pistol. That was so rude of you.

SPEAKER_13 10:15

You do a good Jew voice. I know. Lots of practice. Yeah. Me and the nuns. Dude, they they had like prosthetics on this thing. Yeah. All out. Wow, it's the Pink Panther. So it's a little heist. Wait, who is that? Is that Peter Stellars? Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. Wow. The cast is stacked, dude. Wow. Mickey. Brad Pitt look Brad Pitt looking as disheveled as I've ever seen in this movie. That's great, dude. Yeah. That's what I like to see him. He is the best part of this movie, without an absolute doubt. Frankie Forefingers. Whoa. You got a guy. Turkish. Ugh. Hit the fucking bag. Gorgeous George. That's that's literally, you know who that is? Is Tyson Fury, that guy. Literally, yeah. Literally Tyson Fury. John Wakeye.

SPEAKER_11 11:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 11:20

The boobiega. Oh. Bricktop. I love these names. Right? Bricktop.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

I hardly know her. Shut the fuck up, dude.

SPEAKER_13 11:55

Smart guy, smart guy. Yeah. I know that's gorgeous, George, I guess. Yeah. Are they under a bridge? Something like that. This is his headquarters for his illegal boxing ring. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 12:52

Gypsies and whatnot.

SPEAKER_13 13:09

Just not sure about the color color. That's great.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

Mommy's little milkman.

SPEAKER_13 13:36

I think that the like the gypsy crew. Okay. Brad Pitt's hole. Oh, okay. That milk has to be lukewarm. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 14:28

Shoot him in the head. Break up.

SPEAKER_13 15:12

Did he look like Professor Trelawney from Harry Potter?

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Good poll.

SPEAKER_13 15:24

He looks like Gary Oldman playing an old Yeah, yeah, he does. Looks like Gary Oldman in prosthetic.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Oh. Yikes.

SPEAKER_13 15:43

The C word is such a sharp one now. Oh. Love that.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

But you don't do the pigs, arrow.

SPEAKER_13 15:59

God. Getting eaten by pigs? I mean, they're chopped up at that point, right? No. Oh, they're just getting it. He's feeding the pigs pig food right now. Oh. They're gonna give him full? Dude, you can like it. I thought pigs were like vegetarian. That's like a real thing. If you toss a body into a pig pen, they'll they'll munch. What? Yeah. Like all of it. I thought they were like little I thought they were like cows. Dude, they're pigs. They eat anything you put in front of them. Yeah, but I yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess that's why they say that.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Good riffin, but that was that was more me just for real realizing that in real time.

unknown 16:43

This was about an ugly in the boxing party. So you know then you've got to do something with more on point's house.

SPEAKER_13 16:52

I saw a pig the other day at like an animal farm that looked exactly like Jack Hummel. Like, not even like no shade. It just its face looked like Hummel's face.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Jack Hummel.

SPEAKER_13 17:03

No, Jack, it's not like that. It just looked for real like your face. I'm sure Jack Hummel's watching. Jack Hummel wants to watch us watch. He'll find out that I said his name. It'll come to the zeitgeist. Yeah, it'll make its way to him. Oh yeah. How often should we be speaking during this?

SPEAKER_03 18:12

We can talk when it won ever.

SPEAKER_13 18:13

I don't like you know, I want this to be fun. Like if like we obviously we can sh shut up for yeah exposition, but yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. I don't know if I'm talking too much or too little. I don't just have fun. I don't really know. I know, we're just trying to we're just trying to I don't know. Feeling out the ropes, you know, there's only the second you're a pro though, so I just want to be get it right for you. Booby. You did a good job, Booby. Every shot in this movie has been interesting. I love it. You know what I mean? Right? There's something impel like compelling going on in every single scene. Why does he have a call? Yeah, with a phone call.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Excuse me, Bubby, I can hear that you're not hearing the Yamaka.

SPEAKER_13 19:48

There probably is like a you can hear like a genuine difference in a Jewish person's voice when they're wearing it when they're not. Yeah, you know. Probably affects like the the vibration of their skull and like how the like how the voice comes out a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_13 20:09

Just posted up outside the jewelry store. The Jewelry store? Is that what you said? Yeah. Okay, you didn't say that. I thought you said I was like, that was incredible. Jewelry store. I'm sorry, I misread the sign. I thought it said Jewish. I thought it said Jewey store. It was the Jewelry Store. Uh oh. Are those real twins?

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 20:38

Or is that a little trick of the is that a little movie magic, the same person twice? They look like real twins. I'm pretty sure they're real twins. Well, you never know if they're just filming it at different times, you know? Right, yeah. That was I always wonder.

SPEAKER_03 20:51

You always there was like a show.

SPEAKER_13 20:53

It could be a Lindsay Lohan situation, you know what I mean? Yeah, a little little uh parent trap.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Little parent trap.

SPEAKER_13 21:16

I love Benicio. He is weird in every movie he's ever been in. But like he's always intense and weird. He's always fascinating to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Sicario. What? Sicario. Oh. What a like, that's like a that was like Steph like winning finals MVP, him and Sicario. Dude, it was like after like a great run in the early two thousands, he came back in Sicario and was like awesome, and he finally was like the guy in the movie. And then he was uh I forget it, but he was in The Last Jedi. Yeah. He was awesome in that too. Dude, that movie with a fucking passion. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's one of the worst Star Wars movies of all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually, you know, I'm not a big Star Wars head, so it was like interesting in the podcast here, fellas. That's it. No, no, no, no. Come on, calm, bro. Come on, calm, calm. I'm not, I like it, but I'm not like some people are I don't want to steal Valor, you know what I mean? That's fair.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

That's fair.

SPEAKER_13 22:24

I appreciate you doing that. Last Shadow, though, I sort of liked it as a movie, but it wasn't like a Star Wars movie. Stealing Star Wars Valor. Some people, it's like like my friends who are into Star Wars are fucking into it. Yeah. Okay, well let's keep it to the movie, I feel like, right? Sorry, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. That's on that's on me. What viewers. These are the Pikes. Oh, everyone shut up, Brad Pitt. He's taking a ship behind the car.

unknown 22:52

It's not English.

SPEAKER_13 22:59

Okay, I thought the subtitles were just gonna translate every too. He he r man he's up in the rafters, dude. Hundred percent. I'm so excited for you to watch this movie, dude. He's so fucking cool in this movie. I love I love how he came in. He came in hot there. He's taking a shit behind the car, pulled his pants up, no wipe. Relatable. You done that recently? Right behind Matt's car. This place smells like shit, by the way. You're welcome. Does it actually? No, okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

Hey man, are you serious?

SPEAKER_13 25:30

Why did gypsies always have that hat?

SPEAKER_03 25:34

I think it just kinda the doctor just kind of puts it on them when they're born, you know? And now he's fighting.

SPEAKER_11 25:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_13 25:46

Give him a second. Cheap should be Brad Pitt. Come on now.

SPEAKER_12 25:55

Come on, Brad Pitt. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Every guy Richie movie has a fucking scene exactly like this. Discombobulates.

SPEAKER_11 26:12

Someone gets thrown through the barriers of an unlicensed fight.

SPEAKER_13 26:16

Every single guy Richie movie. Just guy surrounding him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

This is incredible.

SPEAKER_13 26:31

He's got a good little. Get that shirt off. Come on, baby. Let's fucking. And this is right after. This is right after Fight Club, right? Peak. Might have been right before, but. Oh yeah. One tap. Oh my god. He's dead. Oh, that's so fucking cool. He's dead.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

He's dead, dude. Just one tap. They actually uh my god. So Guy Richie hired uh Brad Pitt for this role because he can actually do that. He can he can just straight up kill dude with one punch.

SPEAKER_13 27:12

No, you notice uh any of the guys that he kills in this movie, uh they're never in any movies after this because they actually fucking died. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Mike Shivella in a coffin now.

SPEAKER_13 27:27

Holy shit, dude.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

That was his muscle.

unknown 27:36

Explaining why a man died in their council. That's it.

SPEAKER_13 27:50

And if it is like it's crazy how there's people that actually just live like this, you know, just caravans. It's like trailer trash in America. Well the gypsies steroids on a million steroids. Like just uh because that's like their they're like proud of their culture, like gypsy culture.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 28:12

Although they are like what? They're like ethnically like Romanian or whatever, right? Like they're yeah. They should have a country. I guess there's Romania. I heard that uh they're like from an area. Oh, is it? I heard the Tamalgum.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

I don't know if they can they should, dude. They should put it by Brad Pitt.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

What the fuck are you talking about? I just want to live here.

SPEAKER_11 28:44

We can't understand you.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

You got it. You got it.

SPEAKER_13 28:47

Fine, fine. You have it now, alright? Alright, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

If one Jew can beat Bradbett in a bare knuckle boxing fight, you can have the Gaza stream.

SPEAKER_13 29:05

I think he's gonna bite you then. It's funny to see a black guy with now uh like not a pit bull. Kidding. Just yugging. It's crazy to like to ever see a black guy that doesn't have a pit bull ever. It's it's really weird. I'm just joking around it. I don't actually think that.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

A fucking dog.

SPEAKER_13 29:46

That's the kind of business I need to get into. I'd like that. And that was and at that point that was like in today's hours, that's like a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. This is peak American economy, 2000. Yeah, but things are going well for the West. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 30:06

But I suppose you're right.

SPEAKER_13 30:30

Why would they do that? Why'd they kill my boy? How'd they do dragie like that? Why would they do my boy like that? So they gotta do a robbery now. Who the fuck? Is that Faison Love? Where else did they find one that big? They're around, dude. Have you been in the city lately?

SPEAKER_03 31:03

They're around. What did he go? Two blocks. Took one step. He was already three blocks away. Rolled out of bed. He was a block over.

SPEAKER_13 31:26

It's crazy to think Traison Love could do that accent. Yeah, I don't think he could, but it's it's really wild. It is, it's always crazy to me seeing a black person with a British accent. It's jarring. It's every time I see one. And it's also it's very kick out of the car.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Where do you find it distinctly different than like other British accents?

SPEAKER_13 31:49

Yeah, a black British accent? Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 31:53

What the fuck can they get away from it?

SPEAKER_13 32:01

That's great. Jesus, jeez.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

So I think they were hired to rob him. They're trying to they're gonna try to get the diamond from the diamond every time.

SPEAKER_13 32:38

But but they're all kind of in on it together, no? Like they everyone's trying to get the same thing. Okay, yeah. Yeah. But the guys who is just enlisted these guys was the one who gave the guy the gun. Yes. Of course, the guy the gun guy. Yeah. And the American guy called him to tell him to get it. Okay, yeah. And I think the American guy hired the people, them in the first place to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. So now he okay so they just accidentally hit him. A natural fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_08 33:20

What'd you do that for?

SPEAKER_11 33:54

Movie name mentioned.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

How'd they do that? What the fuck?

unknown 34:11

The bomber.

SPEAKER_13 34:19

Is that so the bomber's the guy that Benicio del Toro is going to bed on right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is the bucket jet animal down there somebody? Wait, is George dead? Yeah, he is fully dead. He's dead. But it they're talking about like he's gonna he's get he got hurt. No, he's dead. Alright. Oh, I can't believe it though. Yeah, dude. He said he said hospitalizing gorgeous. I'm like 90% sure that he's just dead. Okay. 90's not that high. 97.364294. Thank you. The gun shot. Those two guys were hired for this movie just for five seconds of screen time.

SPEAKER_00 35:13

Can you be fat retarded guy in an entire dibs, dibs, dibs?

SPEAKER_03 35:18

They brought both of them in. That was both roles. Did you do a good uh fat retarded guy? Thank you very much. I'm very proud of my impression. So now Brad Pitt's got a fight in his place. He's doing it for a caravan.

SPEAKER_13 35:54

It's fire me. Let's see it. Oh, it's a check from earlier. That's his mother? Yeah. That's his mother? I thought they were I thought it was his wife. No, it's his ma. His ma. I mean ma. Break tool.

unknown 36:34

Bricktop.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

I hardly know her.

unknown 36:37

I don't even think.

SPEAKER_12 36:39

Bricktop is really good.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

He does what?

SPEAKER_13 36:46

Whoa. Oh my god. Dog fighting. Fuck, dude. I don't like that. Dog fighting's so sad, even though like I try to be a cool guy about it. I try to I try to like be like, I don't even care, but I tried to I try to get into it.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

I went to a couple matches.

SPEAKER_13 37:06

Wasn't for me.

SPEAKER_12 37:18

That worked. That shush worked.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

That's why they call him bricktop, dude.

SPEAKER_12 37:22

True.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

What the fuck does that mean?

SPEAKER_03 37:56

I've never heard mustard use as an adjective.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

He's mustard. They made that up for this movie. There's no way that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_11 38:14

That's so disrespectful, dude.

SPEAKER_13 38:21

Uh-oh. There's a zero percent chance Brad Pitt's doing that. No, dude, I think from here on out everything goes like pretty smoothly and everything goes where you're playing.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

Naturally. It's about 30 minutes left in the movie. Fuck off. Fuck off. Could you imagine talking like that?

SPEAKER_13 38:46

Must feel good as must feel good as fuck, dude.

unknown 38:49

Where's Frankie Ford?

SPEAKER_13 38:51

The Jewish press.

SPEAKER_11 38:53

What's that? The New York Times? Dude.

SPEAKER_13 39:00

Jesus.

SPEAKER_11 39:01

Just joking around.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Just joking.

SPEAKER_12 39:03

Just having a little bit of fun. Oh, fuck off.

unknown 39:11

Boxing match?

SPEAKER_13 39:13

Why is he reading though? Well, he's in New York. Is that Pete Sellers? Is that Peter Sellers? I don't think it is. It is, isn't it? It looks just like him, but I I think he's older.

unknown 39:23

You're talking about Frankie. I've got a problem with gambling fucking fork finger stuff. I think I'm not sure what a bad finger. When you're fine, you're not going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 39:31

No, Dennis Farina.

SPEAKER_13 39:33

Okay, yeah. Yeah. Because Peter Sellers was like way. He was like in the forties, right? He's from Midnight Run. Oh. Big Trouble. Yeah, okay. Damn, that's crazy. He looks just like he looks just like him, though, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, incredible. It's just incredible. Incredible, dude.

unknown 40:04

I don't like being my own country gun, and I especially don't like anything more sandy beaches.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

So he wears the yamica when he talks to him on the phone and comes and sees him in person. Yamaka's off.

SPEAKER_00 40:25

Wait, is it?

SPEAKER_13 40:26

Yeah. It's on the back of his head. I couldn't see. These guys are up to some hijinks right now.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Wait, wait until you see this dude. So, first off, they backed into the car with the guy who they were trying to rob. Yeah. They're waiting for him to show up here to rob him. Okay.

unknown 40:52

For fuck's sake, siren. Just concentrate on the state.

SPEAKER_03 40:55

For fuck's sake, Tyron. Oh god. I don't have any money on me.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

I'm just Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 41:16

That's phrase on love.

unknown 41:17

Are we ever gonna get into this place?

SPEAKER_13 41:21

No, actually, I think that's Don Cheadle. What? Oh. Shut the fuck up. Have I told you that bit? What? Every black guy's Don Cheadle.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

So in Iron Man 2, they recast Roadie for Don Cheadle, and there's like a famous quote from a Marvel executive being like, they all look the same. And so me and my buddy Chris. For real? Yeah. So me and my buddy Chris was on yesterday. We've done this bit since like we were kids. Like anytime, like literally anytime, like commercial movie. I was like, I didn't know Don. I didn't know Don Cheadle was in this. Like be watching the Lakers games. Like, I didn't know Don Cheadle was in the NBA.

SPEAKER_13 41:59

Terrence Howard got him no love, though. Genius Terrence Howard. I'm not kidding. I am on board with everything he's saying. You should listen to the guy who went on the podcast afterwards and was just like, here's why he's retarded. Yeah, I know. I know Eric Weinstein said it, but I think that guy's retarded. At least Terrence Howard knows he's a little retarded. Oh my. Dude, kill her. Blow her fucking head. Blow her head off. That is an insane looking gun, though. Spaz twelve. Is that a spaz twelve?

SPEAKER_03 43:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 43:09

I've never seen it with like folds down. Are you like that? I've played Call of Duty. Yeah, but that's not what a Spaz twelve looks like. That's a Spaz 12. I guess it is sort of, but like it is like three barrels almost. Well, the top is the stock. And that folds back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I suppose you're right. Yeah, I do remember reloading like that in Call of Duty. Yeah, you're right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:35

Whoa. So there's no money. Nothing's trapped.

unknown 44:00

What are you worried about?

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Oh, this is great.

SPEAKER_13 44:27

Was that a bag of gold like doubloons? No, there's just like it's Euros or whatever. They just had a couple coins.

SPEAKER_11 44:40

Hey Tyrone.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Just could not have gone anywhere.

SPEAKER_11 44:58

On the dog with the Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 45:00

I love dude.

SPEAKER_13 45:01

I love movies like this.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

There's just so much going on. I know.

SPEAKER_13 45:04

Oh, I love it. It's so rich.

SPEAKER_12 45:09

With like fun literary details, right?

SPEAKER_13 45:16

Cigarette. Still got the hat on. Hat on?

SPEAKER_10 45:20

Cigarette. Fucking jerk me off.

SPEAKER_13 45:36

He's got hit Bomber the Madman Harris. That's already that's two nicknames. Yeah. You can't do that. That's two nicknames. God, dude, headbutt to the nose.

SPEAKER_11 45:59

Oh my god. He's the greatest of all.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

You can actually just do that. You've never seen that actor and anything else after this. The guy he's raising an interesting point.

SPEAKER_13 46:12

Like he can actually just do this. I've never seen abs like the shape of his abs. The way like they're like they're like a Vera Bradley design on a purse. You know, those like little weird shapes. Yeah, that's what his abs look like. I'm hard. I've literally I know I'm getting like distracted by how handsome he is.

SPEAKER_11 46:43

What a line, dude.

SPEAKER_13 46:47

You're Jacobs. Just cut him in the nuts. Whoa. Wait, did he cut his nuts? Oh yeah. That was incredible. I I oh my god. What a sequence, dude. Seeing Brad Pitch us one time a guy is just as good as it gets. One punch. It's crazy that like Hollywood does know exactly what I want to see. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know I wanted it until I saw it.

SPEAKER_10 47:29

Why did they cut the fucking line between the case and what about the cashier?

unknown 47:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 47:46

They got it? They opened up the case. Also they could get open. What why are they worried about getting the briefcase off of? I don't know, they just robbed a place and okay, yeah. I just know Del Toro's about to go cra Oh shit, is he?

SPEAKER_10 48:29

Oh, smoking bullet hole in the head?

SPEAKER_13 48:33

The foot twitching.

SPEAKER_00 49:08

Oh wait, the foot twitches.

SPEAKER_10 49:10

Wait, that was Del Toro? Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 49:13

Just blew his fucking head off. I needed to okay, yeah, man. They're just fucking killing people in this one. I guess they'll get attached to anyone, dude.

unknown 49:27

Hey!

SPEAKER_11 49:32

This is a banger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 49:35

Do you want another beer? Um I'm okay unless you want one. If you want to drink a second one, I will, but um, I don't need one. Alright, I think I'm good. Okay.

unknown 49:47

So that's what you call the shoe like.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

I don't like that guy's eyes.

SPEAKER_13 50:04

Yeah. Hey, yeah. I noticed that as well. A little far apart. Yeah. Like he's a fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe. Yes, that's something like that look.

unknown 50:14

I just got in the policy.

SPEAKER_13 50:20

This guy's a hoot. He's a man, dude. This bricktop is one of my guys. Bricktop? That's bricktop, right? Oh, you you hardly know.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

I hardly know her.

SPEAKER_13 50:33

So good.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

So they just sat there and let him chop his arm off while that gun's on the ground right behind them.

SPEAKER_13 50:41

Yeah, they really should have told something about that.

SPEAKER_11 50:44

He's not your problem.

SPEAKER_00 50:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

Also, he just believes that they put the thing back in the case? Yeah. There was like two seconds.

SPEAKER_13 51:13

Why when would they Yeah? Okay, that's what I thought, but I was like, I guess it's in the case. Like good excuse. But like the fact that he's just buying that. Well, you know what happened. I don't want I don't want any more fucking context from you. Don't remember all the details of it. Alright, good, good. Good. Bless you. Oh my god. Yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

What do you think's gonna happen? Alright.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

No, I think that's actually the last time that we're gonna see Brad Pitt kill someone with one punch. I don't think that's gonna happen again for the rest of the movie. The coolest fucking part of the movie.

SPEAKER_00 51:55

Dude, I can't believe he killed George.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

I literally I still came up with George.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Gorgeous George.

SPEAKER_13 52:06

Also, so funny that Statham's name is Turkish.

SPEAKER_11 52:08

What a great name for a character, though.

SPEAKER_03 52:13

You're good.

SPEAKER_13 52:32

His mother.

SPEAKER_09 53:10

On a hair. On a hair as to where I run the dots.

unknown 53:16

So what if it doesn't happen?

SPEAKER_03 53:20

This is high quality podcasting we're doing right here. Alright, I'm done. I was looking for my jewel but I can't find it.

unknown 53:30

Before the Germans get there.

SPEAKER_06 53:38

Yeah, he's tits arrest.

SPEAKER_03 53:46

Watch them don't Tyrone.

SPEAKER_13 53:54

Just the sheer size of them.

SPEAKER_00 53:58

Pure girth.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

Pure girth.

unknown 54:34

Uh sounds how sound for it.

SPEAKER_00 54:36

And there's something in the stings.

SPEAKER_13 54:41

Great subtitle work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:43

I think Maddy Boy's home.

SPEAKER_13 54:44

She's partial to the periwinkle.

unknown 54:46

Have I made myself Clairebuse?

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Have I made myself Clairebuse?

SPEAKER_13 54:52

Matt Deakin's appearance. Maddie Boy? This is one of the seven movies he's seen, I'm sure he'll pop up.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

Tyrone, no. How do they have a trunk big enough to stuff him in?

SPEAKER_13 56:14

Oh no. The pigs are gonna feast on him. Oh Jesus on him. Oh, this is sick.

SPEAKER_00 56:31

He can move when he needs to.

SPEAKER_13 56:43

This music is so exactly the mirror this movie came out. Two thousand dude. Come on, Tyrone. Stand up for yourself. Oh, they're putting him in the dog pen.

SPEAKER_12 57:02

Oh no.

SPEAKER_13 57:03

Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 57:06

Oh hey, get out of there, big dog.

SPEAKER_01 57:32

That's Tyreek. That's Tyreek Hill gone.

SPEAKER_11 57:39

Patty Rick Blue.

SPEAKER_13 57:51

That's so funny, that's that's how this all started. I know.

unknown 57:56

I do more damage if you throw it.

SPEAKER_00 58:20

So my gun don't work.

SPEAKER_13 59:29

Damn, he rules. Apparently.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:09

Apparently.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:10

Yeah. Feed them to pigs.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:22

Yeah. Damn, just having to do walk in, hand them a cup of tea, and walk out. Yeah, feed 'em to pigs. There you go.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:43

Wow.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:54

Really?

SPEAKER_12 1:01:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:09

What?

SPEAKER_10 1:01:16

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_13 1:01:17

This guy's awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:25

Great monologue.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:39

I'm bricked up. Bricked up. Oh Lenoa. Imagine they drop it this time around. They actually do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

That's the uh in this case.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:57

It's the verse from Pulp Fiction. What? Really? No. No. You got me. You just got pranked, brother. You pranked me, dude. I got pranked. 4K. Welcome to I'm gonna get pranked. I might prank my friend in a movie. Whoa. Aw. Aww. He's still alive.

unknown 1:02:39

No.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:39

Damn, they set all that up in five minutes. Wait, no, they're not gonna kill my boy Tyrone, are they? Maybe they're just intimidating, you know? Trying to figure out who hired them. Why'd they put him in the.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:54

Whoa! Tits alert. We have our very first tits alert in the movie.

SPEAKER_13 1:03:02

I think those are real twins.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:04

Folks, if you're at home, go ahead and pause the movie and masturbate with us. If you want to masturbate along to the movie, go ahead and pause it. Up down.

SPEAKER_13 1:03:14

Snatch J O I Steve Win. It's like I just ate like six bullets and he's still alive. Jeez. Oh, whose head is in there? That's a problem.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:44

Oh, yeah.

unknown 1:04:04

There was a rhetorical question though.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:17

The lads can't lift him.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

That's so funny. God, dude. That would be the absolute worst way to go. Just in a fucking plastic covered room.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:28

Oh, that was like really chopped up. Yeah, that was like a super fucked up scene, actually. It was like fucking terrifying. The dialogue was funny, but that was like kind of terrifying. Yeah. Is he dating both those twins? Are they real twins, dude? They look like real twins. But like they are. Yeah, they're twins. That one looks taller than the other one, dude. That's what I was thinking, yeah.

unknown 1:04:57

Speak English to be funny. I thought this country spawns a fucking language. And so far nobody seems to speak it. You got rose bud me outside.

SPEAKER_13 1:05:16

Citizen Kane reference. Classic. Classic. Next episode. Tune in for his episode three. What a gross dude, yeah. What accent is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:55

Oh, he's Scottish.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:09

Oh god.

SPEAKER_13 1:06:32

Why is he doing this to this guy? He's trying to find out who robbed. Uh okay. Benecio. Okay. I want to just incorporate all the stuff. I wish, dude, I wish I lived in a f I wish we had such rich metaphors as well. I'm gonna start using mustard as an adjective. Oof. That's that's kind of good. Yo, dude, that shirt's mustard. That shirt is mustard, bro. This guy's just snitching on everyone.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:28

Maddie boy, Maddie Deacon.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:32

Cameo alert.

unknown 1:07:34

This looks scary.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:35

Snatch. It's snatch. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:44

What's up, player?

SPEAKER_13 1:07:46

Who are you on the phone with?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:47

Welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:48

Who are you on the phone with?

unknown 1:07:52

Shh.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:53

No, she didn't. Dude, this movie is is really good. One of the seven movies that Matt has seen.

unknown 1:08:00

Yeah, we'll try to see it.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:03

Watch something else.

SPEAKER_13 1:08:20

Mustard shit. I wish my boys would call me Turkish. Such a sick nickname. No.

unknown 1:08:31

I rode a train that suggested for whales all the way to London, and it was fucking so sick. Really? They are as big of a problem as they make that state. Yeah. The guy that was sitting next to me was just like immediately like on the water. And dude, they were a huge friend.

SPEAKER_13 1:08:48

Like just all wearing white feeders, drinking Budweiser openly on this fucking train. The boys.

unknown 1:08:55

Just walking around.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:03

They just killed Brad Pitt's mom. What? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Matt. No, it was my first time.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Matt, you're ruining the podcast. Am I actually fucking the movie up?

unknown 1:09:12

Rewind it.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:13

No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Look how big his cock is, dude.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:21

Yeah, they digitally altered it.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:26

You but the piss off the polycase. Um, Bricktop.

unknown 1:09:32

Bricktop killed his mom.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:33

Yeah, Bricktop is a real fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:36

He killed his mom.

unknown 1:09:38

They beat up fucking Jason Satham?

SPEAKER_13 1:09:40

We're gonna find out, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:40

No, they just fucked up Jason Satham's casino, but they killed his mom to make sure that he'll fight in Bricktop's fight.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:50

There it is.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:32

Why would they do that to Ma? They killed me Ma.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:36

He killed me Ma Sorry, Mickey.

unknown 1:10:46

What was that?

SPEAKER_13 1:10:58

Who's that woman? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:02

Woman of the the gypsy knight.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:12

Yeah, she was in the background though. You wouldn't have done anything about it.

unknown 1:11:18

I would have talked to her.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:20

Dude, I would have talked to her. Don't say that. You don't know, you don't know I wouldn't have talked to her.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:24

I don't want Jack's viewers to think something wrong about it.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:39

Cossack sluts. Can you believe that they did this to us? Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:46

No one's Jewish. So what do you know about this goy?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:49

Literally everyone's faking being Jewish in this movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:00

He just pulls up with the stone.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:01

He's Pakistanian. Totally different.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:04

Matt, do you want to be on the pot for the rest of the movie? Yeah, you have that XLR splitter, right?

SPEAKER_13 1:12:14

Okay. Is that straight peanut butter? Yeah. I do that often. Same. You're disgusting. What? Are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:29

No. I don't know if you guys can hear this, but Matt just said that he eats peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. You're joking, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

Are you guys not from the only one that's from here?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:40

I'm we're you're we're all from here. We're all from Virginia, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:49

To Arlington, Virginia? Peanut butter and mayonnaise. Oh. Yeah.

unknown 1:12:57

Duke's sells.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:58

Dukes mayonnaise sells like uncrustables, but it's peanut butter and mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:03

That's one of the most interesting things that have ever done in my entire thing. I don't think that's true.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:06

Bet me with your good hand. That's a fucking deal that will last forever.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:13

You said good hand. You didn't do good hand.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:15

You didn't specify what good man.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:18

Sorry, my bad.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:19

Good to what? I love these guys. I do love these guys.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:32

They they got blessed with a lot of the good dialogue in this movie. They've got some really good scenes.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:37

That's probably some DEI bullshit, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:41

You know that, you know that's the talking roles. You know that early 2000 DEI. Big Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:46

Big Hollywood got involved, got them all speaking parts.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:50

Big Hollywood. Big guy Richie, big DEI guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:55

Big DEI guy.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:04

If you put man is in there, dude, you're not welcome back in this couch. Yeah. In this house that you own. You're not welcome.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:09

Yeah, you're never coming on the podcast if you actually eat mayonnaise and peanut butter.

unknown 1:14:19

Have you tried it?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:20

I have to noticed it.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:23

I like both of those things a lot individually. I I've obsessed with peanut butter. I will not eat that. I don't know if I can handle watching you eat it. Where are we at? Disgusting. That's disgusting. Okay, so I I feel like we missed a bunch. I think that there's a lot of stuff happening.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:58

We can't rewind because people are people are watching along with us. They're watching along with us. All of our viewers are watching along with us.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:03

Come on, bro.

unknown 1:15:04

Sorry I interrupted.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:05

You ruined the podcast, Matt. No. Uh so that the Russian guy pulled up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:12

And they beat the shit out of him and went to his house and found the diamonds. Yeah. And now these guys are going to the Russians' house to try to get the diamond back for big Turk. Yeah. Yeah. British people are so much more naturally funny than Americans are. The the the the nomenclature. And just like they're all so sarcastic. Yeah. And you can never fucking tell. What do you use? Dunk ship a toothpaste. They got a line for everything.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:02

Tyrone. The squeaky toy stolen the dog's mouth.

SPEAKER_13 1:17:09

I knew that was I knew I knew that was gonna happen. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:13

Oh it was happening back then too. A problem old as time.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:20

When was this film? Twenty twenty-six?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:33

What are those? Some of the finest English citizens. Some of the best and brightest. One of those strong coders that showed up in the great coders, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:46

One of those English people?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:50

English citizens?

unknown 1:17:58

I mean, how cool is Jason Statham?

SPEAKER_13 1:18:00

He's incredibly cool. I think Turkish was one of the best character names I've ever heard. It's for just a random British. For just a random British guy, yeah. Same with Gorgeous George. And I'm and honestly, R IP, dude, I did not want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

Gorgeous George died in real life?

SPEAKER_13 1:18:18

Well, that's what that's what trippers seemed to be.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:20

Brad Pitt killed him with one punch. He's still alive.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:28

Oh.

SPEAKER_12 1:18:30

Ball grab.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:31

Come on, dummy. Holy shit name for bar. I really like it. Yeah. It's like the matrix. So fuck. I'm I'm back in the matrix, back in the matrix. This is like JLI, dude. This is like Oh, he caught out the replicas. Classic guy Richie shot right there.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:09

These guys they can't catch a break, huh? Fuck it up, cops. They really cannot catch a break.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:14

I feel so bad for them.

SPEAKER_13 1:21:19

Just shoot him, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:21

They're just gonna walk out.

SPEAKER_13 1:21:23

That guy's a fucking G. Was he introduced at the beginning? Yeah, he's uh Bullet Tooth Tommy. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot his name.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:38

No need for Oh, it's fucking this is British stepbrothers.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:43

Dude, literally, yes. Like that's how much smarter the British are. This is their version of stepbrothers. There's just three.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:51

I'm pretty sure Bolis is or Boris, yeah, Boris pulls up.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:58

Boris. Have you ever seen these three black dudes in uh Me, Myself, and Irene?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:05

That was actually that was Don Cheadle in that movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:08

Oh yeah, it was Don Cheadle then's at Washington Morgan.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:29

Tyrone, brother, hit the deck.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:33

I don't remember this part of Soul Plain.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:38

The post credit scene's dumb.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:47

That's a good state of me.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:48

Right? He's got he's got a pretty good one.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:09

I mean, handling the kick on that desert eagle like it's nothing. Like a G, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:13

Is Tyrone dead? No, Tyrone's alive, all right.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:41

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:44

The fact that you never see him either, it's just off-screen.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:53

Jeez, it's flawless. Don't get attached to it. It's getting bricktop. Leave the dog here. So what are we just doing the squeaking? Yeah. Because life's too short for this, and it'll get a lot fucking shorter if Bricktop wishes it to be. Now leave that dog here. I'm gonna leave the dog here. Don't worry about it. If that pikey mud does any damage, you're gonna pay.

SPEAKER_13 1:24:17

Is it they get it from the jersey's the dog? Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. That's where you got the shark on earlier, too.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:27

I don't want to go in there. You never see me again. Or we won't if you my friend is that car. You give me the stone, and I will.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:41

My friend knows that car won't you?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:43

My friend owns that car. It's like a circle drugs turn up against each other, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:48

What's he doing down there?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:53

You're right.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:08

That's an evil point.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:10

We don't bring a lot of the racial jokes that were usually reserved for circle perfectly normal.

SPEAKER_13 1:25:43

Everyone's thinking too much. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:56

I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Watch the movie positive.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:10

I miss what they used to make like that, you know? You used to have like a pack of trading cards with some big bad JC. Now you can just open your phone and you can watch like a third grade. Every time you see the jacuzzi cut, you're like, I can watch the most.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:12

That's a r that dog is really doing this.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:36

Ah, well, that's not the word I thought he was gonna go with. I thought he was supposed to be American from New York.

SPEAKER_13 1:29:46

I guess they probably don't even say the N-word over there, do they? Well, he's American. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:08

Oh, do you just shoot?

unknown 1:30:31

Don't go anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:35

Dude, wow, guy Richie.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:41

And he's not the capsite, so right.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:44

These guys against all odds continue to survive in this movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:50

No business surviving. If Quentin Tarantino would have directed this movie, they'd have been dead in the first scene. And they would have been a ten minutes.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:00

They would have called the Edward and killed them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:02

I'm so excited to see that in this movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:05

I can't believe we've never seen this movie.

SPEAKER_13 1:32:07

I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:07

I've known the old time grace.

SPEAKER_13 1:32:09

One million people have told me I would love it. I've never seen it until like last year.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:24

Yeah, you know, right? Almost certainly.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:26

Sure, Brackett's not gonna kill this guy with a fucking punch. Oh, I can't wait. That's literally how everyone in England does act about these guys when they're there. It's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_13 1:32:45

They have a lot of ethnically Romanian?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:52

Ethnically. Dude, they're Irish. And like when the Irish travelers are different than the gypsies over in mainland Europe. The ones in mainland Europe, they're like uh they're Indian, actually. They did like a full. Well they're Indo-European.

SPEAKER_13 1:33:07

Yeah, they are I remember actually reading about that.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:11

They're like some group that got kicked out of Iran and like fucking. Well yeah, because they are like Middle East.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:15

They're like people didn't want them around? They're the OG Jesus. Yeah, we were saying this earlier. I think that the gypsies should just kind of take over Gaza.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:25

Yeah, they should get because they need a country.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:27

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:34

Gypsies and Jews back in one place.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:40

At least we have all the bad guys in one spot.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:44

You know what's funny about this movie is that uh rabbit is just on the breaker. The fucking happened. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:04

That's like the thing. Yeah, like conqueror really was one button. Now that's saying it's not the breaker. Yeah. What is it?

SPEAKER_11 1:34:23

And Vicky's also like a slur fire.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:28

I'm excited to see how much it's yeah, I think they're I think they're uh those guys on the train and I was like, I know these guys.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:55

He kids.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:00

The whole fun of this movie is he just kissed the hits stop and fucking dudes the fuck out of here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:23

Have you ever watched the Instagram channel where you can watch these guys? They're still doing this. Yeah, I think that's just they have gypsy fights in like fucking watch them on YouTube because you've got gypsy fights. And it's this exact shit. Just some fucking Irish dudes with their hands picked up fighting in a parking lot. Still doing it in the parking backyard for all the time. You know what they're Tyson Turix. Tyson Fury. I think that's what it's more than George Watch. Tyson Turix actually is a thing. Yeah, one. Like multiple of them. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:04

He's literally you look at a guy in his fucking act of double.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:16

Just to make sure you're all caught up.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:21

Rat it doesn't go down to the point where it top's gonna like annihilate the entire thing. Yeah. Good old-fashioned guy rich here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:36

What's the these fight scenes or the fight scenes in Sherlock Holmes? I watched Sherlock Holmes uh Game of Shadows with my high school girlfriend. When I was in high school? No, in her parents' basement. And it was me and her sitting on one side of the couch, and her parents were on the other couch, like next to us. And they started making out during the movie. And my high school, yeah, they started like making out like it was like hot and heavy. Shut the fuck up. That white mom. And it's my my beautiful wage in high school girlfriend looking like. Do you want to make out too? No! Yeah, and I was like, for what reason? I'm trying to watch Sherlock Holmes Game of Chat. Also fucking.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:35

I need to make sure that I'm not missing out on anything here. Maybe everyone's a clue.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:39

Also I don't want to be a part of this weird fucking act. Did that really happen? That's the one from the dick thing, Joseph, which you can do. No bug. No buttons I don't want. I fucking button. Circle dirt. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh now.

SPEAKER_11 1:38:10

Yeah. Just do it.

unknown 1:38:14

Oh Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:17

What a great such good acting. I mean that's awesome. It's got a horizontal.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:28

Wow. This is incredible. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:38:33

You gonna see his mat? She's just fucking kicking him down there. This is like in get out, you know, when she uses the central slice. But he's not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_11 1:38:49

Yeah. He just wow, dude, the plot of this movie is Brad Pitt is too fucking. Brad Pitt is just too cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:39:00

We can't stop murdering dudes. Kings to kill monkeys. What's the camp size, Watan? I know it's gonna be the Oh my god, Brad. You ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way?

SPEAKER_08 1:39:21

You gotta fucking shoot that!

SPEAKER_09 1:39:23

Then hey, presto, there's a car nearly on you. So what do you do? Something very silly. Freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you because you're too fucking scared to think. Just freeze for a stupid face. Why? Because he had plans on running the car over. It had previously occurred to me that the gypsy had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. But every action is a reaction. And a Pike reaction. It's quite funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:13

Have you ever read Sherlock Holmes? This is exactly how Sherlock Holmes was written. Like I written just Sir Art of the Company. That's why you're so good at directing stuff.

SPEAKER_11 1:40:25

It's kind of cheating the way they write that story, but actually I tell you some shit about the story, but I do not I'm not a fan of that, but I think that's a Sherlock Holmes. I love that. I do I love that video.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:47

If you want your friends in here, you'd have to talk about my little back.

SPEAKER_08 1:40:59

Give me a fucking shoot up. I'll give you a shooting contact.

unknown 1:41:10

Apparently no.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:15

That's the reason the bars that never goes down when you suppose it. Oh We've been tucked up. Gypsies always went. Isn't that incredible? Wow. He's gonna be a little bit more. The gypsies have disappeared during the night. Yeah, they do that. Which is probably a good thing. Considering they just bring 12 people somewhere in the area.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:49

Where is he?

SPEAKER_09 1:42:44

No, no, we trust it. On your way. I was playing silly games. Stop messing up. Sorry and get in the car. Sorry.

SPEAKER_12 1:43:14

Still squeaking. Oh my god. That's all the police work that was involved back then for 12 quid tuple on the side room.

SPEAKER_10 1:43:29

Well you go all the time, but then all maybe.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:32

Alright, I guess you didn't do it. But they got them, they got the real criminals, and that's all that matters.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:39

At least this does have a happy end. No, it doesn't sell it.

SPEAKER_13 1:43:47

They don't know that the diamonds are the dog, yeah. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:51

At least he doesn't know. Yeah. Somebody persuaded him to kill the dog. Eventually a great took into a fair. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:29

Oh. It's him.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:31

This guy's been trying to get the whole one last time. Great. Oh, what a great incredible dude.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:44

Wow, what a tight, like. Right? It seems like it's falling apart in the seams like halfway through. Like, there's no way this can wrap up well.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:52

But then the way everything just kind of collides together at every fucking moment. I mean, that's a perfect image, basically. That's a perfect one.

SPEAKER_13 1:44:59

I wrote it as the number one credit. I love that. Wow. That was his Abe?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:06

That was mullet. Horrible man. Horrible man.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:10

Four fingers bricktop, I don't really know.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:13

You can't even tell what the names of the actors are. There's a person named Bad Boy Lincoln and the name is Goldie.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:18

Brad Pitt's like 15th on the credit. Dyson's Dyson.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:23

Oh. Dominic, get the dummy. Get the donkey, man. I love that Goldie. I love the Dolp.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:33

Oh yeah. Wow, dude. Quality movie. Oh no. When did that die? Probably. Oh no! When did that die? How did that die? Shoot, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:51

How did that die? One one hour and twenty-three minutes. Twenty-three minutes.

SPEAKER_13 1:45:58

That's pretty close to the end. It's about twenty minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:02

Shoot, you got the you got the end. You got this recording, right? Yeah. So you just spliced the audio. I've done it before. It's not that the audio is not that much worse on the iPhone. It's a little worse, but watching five. Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:46:16

Alright, well, uh That's been That's been the second I'ma watch a movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:20

Thank you so much for attending in. What's the name of it? I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. Thank you guys. Appreciate you watching. The mics don't work. I know, but it feels weird talking without it.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:34

Alright, goodbye, everybody. Here, I got something you can talk about. Oh, you do need a director's fucking fucking dude. That was that was Oh no, it stopped film!