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Imma Watch a Movie
Join Super Ultra Professional stand up comedian Jack Trimber and his riff master general friends as they watch movies for the first time
Imma Watch a Movie
Snatch
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My friend had never seen Snatch, which means he somehow made it through life without experiencing one of the funniest, most chaotic crime comedies ever made. In this episode, we watch Guy Ritchie’s cult classic together and capture his completely unfiltered first-time reactions as he tries to keep track of the boxers, gangsters, diamond thieves, bookies, and the absolutely insane chain of events that follows. We joke our way through the movie, react to the wild twists, debate our favorite characters, and watch him attempt to decipher every word that comes out of Mickey’s mouth. If you enjoy movie reactions, comedy podcasts, crime films, and hearing someone discover a classic for the first time, you’ll have a great time with this one.
This meet my friend Jack. Nice. That was a pro moves.
SPEAKER_03Alright. I thought that it would help, and then when I was editing the one today, it was the most painstaking experience of my life to get the audio and video too. How long?
SPEAKER_13Wait, what movie did you guys watch? Matrix. Oh, right. Yeah. That's a good one. I've actually never seen the Matrix, so well, we should have fucking yesterday. I actually, you know what? I did want to, but um I was really not feeling it yesterday. It's okay. I I needed to go home and I needed to um to look myself in the mirror.
SPEAKER_03Just stare at yourself for a little bit.
SPEAKER_13You know what I did do? Swear to God. I guess I don't know if if you want this in the podcast. I I went home and I listened to a podcast with two nuns for like for like a different like a two nacks. What's that called? What's that?
SPEAKER_03What's what's that podcast called?
SPEAKER_13Two nuns, one cup. There you go. Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Nailed it.
SPEAKER_13But it was like it like totally, dude. I feel I I just it just popped up. You know who pints with Aquinas is? No. Okay. It's just like some guy who drinks and listens to the or reads like the letters of Thomas Aquinas.
SPEAKER_03Basically. Okay.
SPEAKER_13Or it's like a Catholic guy who like brings on like Catholic people.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, he's got a saw. He just went on, he's got brought into the Daily Wire. So he's uh find the juice up in the world. Alright. Up in the world. Um I don't know. This like thumbnail just called me, and then I was like, why am I doing this? And then I watched every little minute of it, and I felt like I was like, my whole life was different. Yeah. I felt incredible. It was great.
SPEAKER_03What's it called? Do nuns one cup? What's the actual name of it?
SPEAKER_13The podcast is called uh Pints of the Quinas, but the the uh the sisters are from the it's called the Sisters of Life. They're a Catholic like nunnery.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_13They're based out of the US.
SPEAKER_03Minnie Driver. She was like a beautiful nun, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They all are, dude. It's not it's they are on the after a certain age, obviously, but like when they first get in there, it's like you the church is taking this beautiful angel from from the streets. I went from the streets, which is good.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, I guess so. But also I know. Now she's on the the road to Christ instead. Fighting the Jews on the day of wire fighting the Jews. I did kind of think about like what it would take for me to like become a nun. No, for me to like for me to like get that sweet baby into my like apartment, you know? To be like, that would take a lot of I just mean like what like how does one not me personally, but like how does one how does it be like what do you have to be for like dude? And the way they talk about this is they talk about like like Jesus, like he's their like he's their husband. That's how they talk about him. But that's yeah, because that's that they they're like that that's part of the nun calling is like you are married to Christ, yeah, and he's like your husband.
SPEAKER_03Which is like it's sounds fucked up. You think that like Jesus has been back a bunch of times and he just hits up the nunneries? Just match and nun.
SPEAKER_13No, dude. He loves anyone about prostitutes. Hold on. He would probably pay them.
SPEAKER_00He's like, I don't go to the nuns. They're look because they're kind of they don't really put out like that.
SPEAKER_13I it's a crystal city gentleman's club and hang out there.
SPEAKER_03All right. All right, yeah. Let's welcome to the second inaugural episode of the second inaugural. I'm gonna watch a movie podcast.
SPEAKER_13I'm your host, Jack Trimber, super ultra professional stand-up comedian. My guest today is Pat Linet. Pat Linett, tell him what you do. Uh I'm a stand-up comedian, and um you can follow Limited Hangout on Instagram. Wait, what'd you say? What did you say the podcast was called? I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. Welcome to the I'ma watch a movie podcast. Uh what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_03I came up with it like yesterday when we did record. I didn't think of a name before we started. Dude, that's actually a great name. I thought it was solid. That is good.
SPEAKER_13I like that a lot. I'ma watch a movie.
SPEAKER_03Welcome, you have to say like it's fun, right? It's kind of like that. It gets attacked. So uh the whole point of this podcast was to get my friends on to watch, you know, popular movies that people uh that that they haven't seen before, maybe I haven't seen before, you know, popular stuff to like get clicks and stuff. And uh today we decided to watch Snatch. Big following, big cult following. That's gonna get a lot of clicks. Uh Brad Pitt, uh Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, no, Colin Farrell's not in this Jason Statham. I was thinking of the gentleman. That's a good impression. Okay. It got worse. I just like the grunt. Yeah. All right. Well, uh, so if if you're listening and want to watch the movie with us, uh, we're gonna start in three, two, one. Three now. Now start the start the movie. It's starting for us. Okay. Welcome in, sit back, relax. We're gonna watch Snatch.
SPEAKER_13And welcome to I'm gonna watch a movie. Good. Is this a mirrormax picture? I feel like it's mirrormax. Screen gems. Idiot. What is what? I've never heard of that. Ska films?
SPEAKER_03It's SKA.
SPEAKER_13It's not ska. It's not. I was only gonna okay. Whoa, we're just getting right into it. Alright. That's how most movies start, you know. They just kind of turn you gotta turn up.
SPEAKER_01It's Guy Ridgie? Yeah.
SPEAKER_13I think we hold on, can we pause it for one second? Sorry, pause in three, two, one. I think we need closed captions for this. We need subtitles.
SPEAKER_03Alright, if you're watching along at home, turn on the subtitles. Hang on, wait, three, two, one. Alright, subtitles on. And I'm gonna believe that. And then restart the movie and not restart, but just hit play from Jason Satham. Uh three, two, one.
unknownSD tell me.
SPEAKER_11I was thinking I I need to set the s I need to understand what's happening up top.
SPEAKER_13I love his voice, dude. It's beautiful.
SPEAKER_09Diamonds.
SPEAKER_13Diamonds.
SPEAKER_00Oh no. Oh, cool. You didn't tell me.
SPEAKER_13Oh jeez Louise is Benicio Del Toro. Does he play a Jew? He's got an incredible range. I think they're fake Jews. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03The Matrix episode was a lot of trans jokes.
SPEAKER_13No comment, no comment. That's obviously heresy. It's like they don't even know. I just watched a podcast with two nuns. They don't even know, dude. No, it's not. Okay, obviously I'm not gonna argue with him.
SPEAKER_03He does make a very compelling argument. You should be a lawyer.
SPEAKER_13This is such I like I like the watching credit. All the different scenes is or like the TVs is such a clever little device to get all this stuff going. Guy Ritchie rules. Yeah, he really he really is like an author. Like people don't really give him credit. He has you know what a Guy Ritchie movie is gonna be in a way that you don't know what a lot of directors are gonna do. Because like I this was one of the last ones of his that I'd seen. Like I I didn't like I knew nothing about it when I first put it on. Yeah. And then, you know, as soon as it gets one, like, oh. Yeah, right. Yeah. I know what I'm gonna get now.
SPEAKER_03Rudy.
SPEAKER_13The color grading is uh very like gray?
unknownLike a trying to do potato?
SPEAKER_03Greenish, gray, greenish. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Oh, they are fake juice.
SPEAKER_03Oh god.
SPEAKER_11It's uh what year is this movie?
SPEAKER_13Uh I'm gonna say like two thousand and one. I think it was the nineties. That type of like little montage they do right there. Two thousand. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03He should have done the voice the whole I know.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Why are you switching from the Drew voice now?
SPEAKER_03Oh god, I can't believe you just hit me with your pistol. That was so rude of you.
SPEAKER_13You do a good Jew voice. I know. Lots of practice. Yeah. Me and the nuns. Dude, they they had like prosthetics on this thing. Yeah. All out. Wow, it's the Pink Panther. So it's a little heist. Wait, who is that? Is that Peter Stellars? Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. Wow. The cast is stacked, dude. Wow. Mickey. Brad Pitt look Brad Pitt looking as disheveled as I've ever seen in this movie. That's great, dude. Yeah. That's what I like to see him. He is the best part of this movie, without an absolute doubt. Frankie Forefingers. Whoa. You got a guy. Turkish. Ugh. Hit the fucking bag. Gorgeous George. That's that's literally, you know who that is? Is Tyson Fury, that guy. Literally, yeah. Literally Tyson Fury. John Wakeye.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_13The boobiega. Oh. Bricktop. I love these names. Right? Bricktop.
SPEAKER_03I hardly know her. Shut the fuck up, dude.
SPEAKER_13Smart guy, smart guy. Yeah. I know that's gorgeous, George, I guess. Yeah. Are they under a bridge? Something like that. This is his headquarters for his illegal boxing ring. Okay.
SPEAKER_12Gypsies and whatnot.
SPEAKER_13Just not sure about the color color. That's great.
SPEAKER_03Mommy's little milkman.
SPEAKER_13I think that the like the gypsy crew. Okay. Brad Pitt's hole. Oh, okay. That milk has to be lukewarm. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Shoot him in the head. Break up.
SPEAKER_13Did he look like Professor Trelawney from Harry Potter?
SPEAKER_03Good poll.
SPEAKER_13He looks like Gary Oldman playing an old Yeah, yeah, he does. Looks like Gary Oldman in prosthetic.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Yikes.
SPEAKER_13The C word is such a sharp one now. Oh. Love that.
SPEAKER_03But you don't do the pigs, arrow.
SPEAKER_13God. Getting eaten by pigs? I mean, they're chopped up at that point, right? No. Oh, they're just getting it. He's feeding the pigs pig food right now. Oh. They're gonna give him full? Dude, you can like it. I thought pigs were like vegetarian. That's like a real thing. If you toss a body into a pig pen, they'll they'll munch. What? Yeah. Like all of it. I thought they were like little I thought they were like cows. Dude, they're pigs. They eat anything you put in front of them. Yeah, but I yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess that's why they say that.
SPEAKER_00Good riffin, but that was that was more me just for real realizing that in real time.
unknownThis was about an ugly in the boxing party. So you know then you've got to do something with more on point's house.
SPEAKER_13I saw a pig the other day at like an animal farm that looked exactly like Jack Hummel. Like, not even like no shade. It just its face looked like Hummel's face.
SPEAKER_03Jack Hummel.
SPEAKER_13No, Jack, it's not like that. It just looked for real like your face. I'm sure Jack Hummel's watching. Jack Hummel wants to watch us watch. He'll find out that I said his name. It'll come to the zeitgeist. Yeah, it'll make its way to him. Oh yeah. How often should we be speaking during this?
SPEAKER_03We can talk when it won ever.
SPEAKER_13I don't like you know, I want this to be fun. Like if like we obviously we can sh shut up for yeah exposition, but yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. I don't know if I'm talking too much or too little. I don't just have fun. I don't really know. I know, we're just trying to we're just trying to I don't know. Feeling out the ropes, you know, there's only the second you're a pro though, so I just want to be get it right for you. Booby. You did a good job, Booby. Every shot in this movie has been interesting. I love it. You know what I mean? Right? There's something impel like compelling going on in every single scene. Why does he have a call? Yeah, with a phone call.
SPEAKER_03Excuse me, Bubby, I can hear that you're not hearing the Yamaka.
SPEAKER_13There probably is like a you can hear like a genuine difference in a Jewish person's voice when they're wearing it when they're not. Yeah, you know. Probably affects like the the vibration of their skull and like how the like how the voice comes out a little bit.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_13Just posted up outside the jewelry store. The Jewelry store? Is that what you said? Yeah. Okay, you didn't say that. I thought you said I was like, that was incredible. Jewelry store. I'm sorry, I misread the sign. I thought it said Jewish. I thought it said Jewey store. It was the Jewelry Store. Uh oh. Are those real twins?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Or is that a little trick of the is that a little movie magic, the same person twice? They look like real twins. I'm pretty sure they're real twins. Well, you never know if they're just filming it at different times, you know? Right, yeah. That was I always wonder.
SPEAKER_03You always there was like a show.
SPEAKER_13It could be a Lindsay Lohan situation, you know what I mean? Yeah, a little little uh parent trap.
SPEAKER_03Little parent trap.
SPEAKER_13I love Benicio. He is weird in every movie he's ever been in. But like he's always intense and weird. He's always fascinating to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Sicario. What? Sicario. Oh. What a like, that's like a that was like Steph like winning finals MVP, him and Sicario. Dude, it was like after like a great run in the early two thousands, he came back in Sicario and was like awesome, and he finally was like the guy in the movie. And then he was uh I forget it, but he was in The Last Jedi. Yeah. He was awesome in that too. Dude, that movie with a fucking passion. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's one of the worst Star Wars movies of all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually, you know, I'm not a big Star Wars head, so it was like interesting in the podcast here, fellas. That's it. No, no, no, no. Come on, calm, bro. Come on, calm, calm. I'm not, I like it, but I'm not like some people are I don't want to steal Valor, you know what I mean? That's fair.
SPEAKER_03That's fair.
SPEAKER_13I appreciate you doing that. Last Shadow, though, I sort of liked it as a movie, but it wasn't like a Star Wars movie. Stealing Star Wars Valor. Some people, it's like like my friends who are into Star Wars are fucking into it. Yeah. Okay, well let's keep it to the movie, I feel like, right? Sorry, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. That's on that's on me. What viewers. These are the Pikes. Oh, everyone shut up, Brad Pitt. He's taking a ship behind the car.
unknownIt's not English.
SPEAKER_13Okay, I thought the subtitles were just gonna translate every too. He he r man he's up in the rafters, dude. Hundred percent. I'm so excited for you to watch this movie, dude. He's so fucking cool in this movie. I love I love how he came in. He came in hot there. He's taking a shit behind the car, pulled his pants up, no wipe. Relatable. You done that recently? Right behind Matt's car. This place smells like shit, by the way. You're welcome. Does it actually? No, okay.
SPEAKER_00Hey man, are you serious?
SPEAKER_13Why did gypsies always have that hat?
SPEAKER_03I think it just kinda the doctor just kind of puts it on them when they're born, you know? And now he's fighting.
SPEAKER_11Oh.
SPEAKER_13Give him a second. Cheap should be Brad Pitt. Come on now.
SPEAKER_12Come on, Brad Pitt. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00Every guy Richie movie has a fucking scene exactly like this. Discombobulates.
SPEAKER_11Someone gets thrown through the barriers of an unlicensed fight.
SPEAKER_13Every single guy Richie movie. Just guy surrounding him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03This is incredible.
SPEAKER_13He's got a good little. Get that shirt off. Come on, baby. Let's fucking. And this is right after. This is right after Fight Club, right? Peak. Might have been right before, but. Oh yeah. One tap. Oh my god. He's dead. Oh, that's so fucking cool. He's dead.
SPEAKER_03He's dead, dude. Just one tap. They actually uh my god. So Guy Richie hired uh Brad Pitt for this role because he can actually do that. He can he can just straight up kill dude with one punch.
SPEAKER_13No, you notice uh any of the guys that he kills in this movie, uh they're never in any movies after this because they actually fucking died. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Mike Shivella in a coffin now.
SPEAKER_13Holy shit, dude.
SPEAKER_03That was his muscle.
unknownExplaining why a man died in their council. That's it.
SPEAKER_13And if it is like it's crazy how there's people that actually just live like this, you know, just caravans. It's like trailer trash in America. Well the gypsies steroids on a million steroids. Like just uh because that's like their they're like proud of their culture, like gypsy culture.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_13Although they are like what? They're like ethnically like Romanian or whatever, right? Like they're yeah. They should have a country. I guess there's Romania. I heard that uh they're like from an area. Oh, is it? I heard the Tamalgum.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if they can they should, dude. They should put it by Brad Pitt.
SPEAKER_03What the fuck are you talking about? I just want to live here.
SPEAKER_11We can't understand you.
SPEAKER_03You got it. You got it.
SPEAKER_13Fine, fine. You have it now, alright? Alright, dude. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00If one Jew can beat Bradbett in a bare knuckle boxing fight, you can have the Gaza stream.
SPEAKER_13I think he's gonna bite you then. It's funny to see a black guy with now uh like not a pit bull. Kidding. Just yugging. It's crazy to like to ever see a black guy that doesn't have a pit bull ever. It's it's really weird. I'm just joking around it. I don't actually think that.
SPEAKER_00A fucking dog.
SPEAKER_13That's the kind of business I need to get into. I'd like that. And that was and at that point that was like in today's hours, that's like a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. This is peak American economy, 2000. Yeah, but things are going well for the West. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12But I suppose you're right.
SPEAKER_13Why would they do that? Why'd they kill my boy? How'd they do dragie like that? Why would they do my boy like that? So they gotta do a robbery now. Who the fuck? Is that Faison Love? Where else did they find one that big? They're around, dude. Have you been in the city lately?
SPEAKER_03They're around. What did he go? Two blocks. Took one step. He was already three blocks away. Rolled out of bed. He was a block over.
SPEAKER_13It's crazy to think Traison Love could do that accent. Yeah, I don't think he could, but it's it's really wild. It is, it's always crazy to me seeing a black person with a British accent. It's jarring. It's every time I see one. And it's also it's very kick out of the car.
SPEAKER_03Where do you find it distinctly different than like other British accents?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, a black British accent? Yeah. Yeah.
unknownWhat the fuck can they get away from it?
SPEAKER_13That's great. Jesus, jeez.
SPEAKER_03So I think they were hired to rob him. They're trying to they're gonna try to get the diamond from the diamond every time.
SPEAKER_13But but they're all kind of in on it together, no? Like they everyone's trying to get the same thing. Okay, yeah. Yeah. But the guys who is just enlisted these guys was the one who gave the guy the gun. Yes. Of course, the guy the gun guy. Yeah. And the American guy called him to tell him to get it. Okay, yeah. And I think the American guy hired the people, them in the first place to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. So now he okay so they just accidentally hit him. A natural fucking idiot.
SPEAKER_08What'd you do that for?
SPEAKER_11Movie name mentioned.
SPEAKER_00How'd they do that? What the fuck?
unknownThe bomber.
SPEAKER_13Is that so the bomber's the guy that Benicio del Toro is going to bed on right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is the bucket jet animal down there somebody? Wait, is George dead? Yeah, he is fully dead. He's dead. But it they're talking about like he's gonna he's get he got hurt. No, he's dead. Alright. Oh, I can't believe it though. Yeah, dude. He said he said hospitalizing gorgeous. I'm like 90% sure that he's just dead. Okay. 90's not that high. 97.364294. Thank you. The gun shot. Those two guys were hired for this movie just for five seconds of screen time.
SPEAKER_00Can you be fat retarded guy in an entire dibs, dibs, dibs?
SPEAKER_03They brought both of them in. That was both roles. Did you do a good uh fat retarded guy? Thank you very much. I'm very proud of my impression. So now Brad Pitt's got a fight in his place. He's doing it for a caravan.
SPEAKER_13It's fire me. Let's see it. Oh, it's a check from earlier. That's his mother? Yeah. That's his mother? I thought they were I thought it was his wife. No, it's his ma. His ma. I mean ma. Break tool.
unknownBricktop.
SPEAKER_03I hardly know her.
unknownI don't even think.
SPEAKER_12Bricktop is really good.
SPEAKER_03He does what?
SPEAKER_13Whoa. Oh my god. Dog fighting. Fuck, dude. I don't like that. Dog fighting's so sad, even though like I try to be a cool guy about it. I try to I try to like be like, I don't even care, but I tried to I try to get into it.
SPEAKER_03I went to a couple matches.
SPEAKER_13Wasn't for me.
SPEAKER_12That worked. That shush worked.
SPEAKER_03That's why they call him bricktop, dude.
SPEAKER_12True.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck does that mean?
SPEAKER_03I've never heard mustard use as an adjective.
SPEAKER_00He's mustard. They made that up for this movie. There's no way that's a good idea.
SPEAKER_11That's so disrespectful, dude.
SPEAKER_13Uh-oh. There's a zero percent chance Brad Pitt's doing that. No, dude, I think from here on out everything goes like pretty smoothly and everything goes where you're playing.
SPEAKER_03Naturally. It's about 30 minutes left in the movie. Fuck off. Fuck off. Could you imagine talking like that?
SPEAKER_13Must feel good as must feel good as fuck, dude.
unknownWhere's Frankie Ford?
SPEAKER_13The Jewish press.
SPEAKER_11What's that? The New York Times? Dude.
SPEAKER_13Jesus.
SPEAKER_11Just joking around.
SPEAKER_00Just joking.
SPEAKER_12Just having a little bit of fun. Oh, fuck off.
unknownBoxing match?
SPEAKER_13Why is he reading though? Well, he's in New York. Is that Pete Sellers? Is that Peter Sellers? I don't think it is. It is, isn't it? It looks just like him, but I I think he's older.
unknownYou're talking about Frankie. I've got a problem with gambling fucking fork finger stuff. I think I'm not sure what a bad finger. When you're fine, you're not going to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_03No, Dennis Farina.
SPEAKER_13Okay, yeah. Yeah. Because Peter Sellers was like way. He was like in the forties, right? He's from Midnight Run. Oh. Big Trouble. Yeah, okay. Damn, that's crazy. He looks just like he looks just like him, though, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, incredible. It's just incredible. Incredible, dude.
unknownI don't like being my own country gun, and I especially don't like anything more sandy beaches.
SPEAKER_03So he wears the yamica when he talks to him on the phone and comes and sees him in person. Yamaka's off.
SPEAKER_00Wait, is it?
SPEAKER_13Yeah. It's on the back of his head. I couldn't see. These guys are up to some hijinks right now.
SPEAKER_03Wait, wait until you see this dude. So, first off, they backed into the car with the guy who they were trying to rob. Yeah. They're waiting for him to show up here to rob him. Okay.
unknownFor fuck's sake, siren. Just concentrate on the state.
SPEAKER_03For fuck's sake, Tyron. Oh god. I don't have any money on me.
SPEAKER_00I'm just Jesus.
SPEAKER_03That's phrase on love.
unknownAre we ever gonna get into this place?
SPEAKER_13No, actually, I think that's Don Cheadle. What? Oh. Shut the fuck up. Have I told you that bit? What? Every black guy's Don Cheadle.
SPEAKER_03So in Iron Man 2, they recast Roadie for Don Cheadle, and there's like a famous quote from a Marvel executive being like, they all look the same. And so me and my buddy Chris. For real? Yeah. So me and my buddy Chris was on yesterday. We've done this bit since like we were kids. Like anytime, like literally anytime, like commercial movie. I was like, I didn't know Don. I didn't know Don Cheadle was in this. Like be watching the Lakers games. Like, I didn't know Don Cheadle was in the NBA.
SPEAKER_13Terrence Howard got him no love, though. Genius Terrence Howard. I'm not kidding. I am on board with everything he's saying. You should listen to the guy who went on the podcast afterwards and was just like, here's why he's retarded. Yeah, I know. I know Eric Weinstein said it, but I think that guy's retarded. At least Terrence Howard knows he's a little retarded. Oh my. Dude, kill her. Blow her fucking head. Blow her head off. That is an insane looking gun, though. Spaz twelve. Is that a spaz twelve?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_13I've never seen it with like folds down. Are you like that? I've played Call of Duty. Yeah, but that's not what a Spaz twelve looks like. That's a Spaz 12. I guess it is sort of, but like it is like three barrels almost. Well, the top is the stock. And that folds back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I suppose you're right. Yeah, I do remember reloading like that in Call of Duty. Yeah, you're right, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Whoa. So there's no money. Nothing's trapped.
unknownWhat are you worried about?
SPEAKER_03Oh, this is great.
SPEAKER_13Was that a bag of gold like doubloons? No, there's just like it's Euros or whatever. They just had a couple coins.
SPEAKER_11Hey Tyrone.
SPEAKER_03Just could not have gone anywhere.
SPEAKER_11On the dog with the Oh my god.
SPEAKER_10I love dude.
SPEAKER_13I love movies like this.
SPEAKER_03There's just so much going on. I know.
SPEAKER_13Oh, I love it. It's so rich.
SPEAKER_12With like fun literary details, right?
SPEAKER_13Cigarette. Still got the hat on. Hat on?
SPEAKER_10Cigarette. Fucking jerk me off.
SPEAKER_13He's got hit Bomber the Madman Harris. That's already that's two nicknames. Yeah. You can't do that. That's two nicknames. God, dude, headbutt to the nose.
SPEAKER_11Oh my god. He's the greatest of all.
SPEAKER_03You can actually just do that. You've never seen that actor and anything else after this. The guy he's raising an interesting point.
SPEAKER_13Like he can actually just do this. I've never seen abs like the shape of his abs. The way like they're like they're like a Vera Bradley design on a purse. You know, those like little weird shapes. Yeah, that's what his abs look like. I'm hard. I've literally I know I'm getting like distracted by how handsome he is.
SPEAKER_11What a line, dude.
SPEAKER_13You're Jacobs. Just cut him in the nuts. Whoa. Wait, did he cut his nuts? Oh yeah. That was incredible. I I oh my god. What a sequence, dude. Seeing Brad Pitch us one time a guy is just as good as it gets. One punch. It's crazy that like Hollywood does know exactly what I want to see. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know I wanted it until I saw it.
SPEAKER_10Why did they cut the fucking line between the case and what about the cashier?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_13They got it? They opened up the case. Also they could get open. What why are they worried about getting the briefcase off of? I don't know, they just robbed a place and okay, yeah. I just know Del Toro's about to go cra Oh shit, is he?
SPEAKER_10Oh, smoking bullet hole in the head?
SPEAKER_13The foot twitching.
SPEAKER_00Oh wait, the foot twitches.
SPEAKER_10Wait, that was Del Toro? Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Just blew his fucking head off. I needed to okay, yeah, man. They're just fucking killing people in this one. I guess they'll get attached to anyone, dude.
unknownHey!
SPEAKER_11This is a banger. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Do you want another beer? Um I'm okay unless you want one. If you want to drink a second one, I will, but um, I don't need one. Alright, I think I'm good. Okay.
unknownSo that's what you call the shoe like.
SPEAKER_03I don't like that guy's eyes.
SPEAKER_13Yeah. Hey, yeah. I noticed that as well. A little far apart. Yeah. Like he's a fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe. Yes, that's something like that look.
unknownI just got in the policy.
SPEAKER_13This guy's a hoot. He's a man, dude. This bricktop is one of my guys. Bricktop? That's bricktop, right? Oh, you you hardly know.
SPEAKER_04I hardly know her.
SPEAKER_13So good.
SPEAKER_03So they just sat there and let him chop his arm off while that gun's on the ground right behind them.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, they really should have told something about that.
SPEAKER_11He's not your problem.
SPEAKER_00Oh.
SPEAKER_03Also, he just believes that they put the thing back in the case? Yeah. There was like two seconds.
SPEAKER_13Why when would they Yeah? Okay, that's what I thought, but I was like, I guess it's in the case. Like good excuse. But like the fact that he's just buying that. Well, you know what happened. I don't want I don't want any more fucking context from you. Don't remember all the details of it. Alright, good, good. Good. Bless you. Oh my god. Yeah, brother.
SPEAKER_00What do you think's gonna happen? Alright.
SPEAKER_03No, I think that's actually the last time that we're gonna see Brad Pitt kill someone with one punch. I don't think that's gonna happen again for the rest of the movie. The coolest fucking part of the movie.
SPEAKER_00Dude, I can't believe he killed George.
SPEAKER_03I literally I still came up with George.
SPEAKER_00Gorgeous George.
SPEAKER_13Also, so funny that Statham's name is Turkish.
SPEAKER_11What a great name for a character, though.
SPEAKER_03You're good.
SPEAKER_13His mother.
SPEAKER_09On a hair. On a hair as to where I run the dots.
unknownSo what if it doesn't happen?
SPEAKER_03This is high quality podcasting we're doing right here. Alright, I'm done. I was looking for my jewel but I can't find it.
unknownBefore the Germans get there.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he's tits arrest.
SPEAKER_03Watch them don't Tyrone.
SPEAKER_13Just the sheer size of them.
SPEAKER_00Pure girth.
SPEAKER_03Pure girth.
unknownUh sounds how sound for it.
SPEAKER_00And there's something in the stings.
SPEAKER_13Great subtitle work. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I think Maddy Boy's home.
SPEAKER_13She's partial to the periwinkle.
unknownHave I made myself Clairebuse?
SPEAKER_03Have I made myself Clairebuse?
SPEAKER_13Matt Deakin's appearance. Maddie Boy? This is one of the seven movies he's seen, I'm sure he'll pop up.
SPEAKER_03Tyrone, no. How do they have a trunk big enough to stuff him in?
SPEAKER_13Oh no. The pigs are gonna feast on him. Oh Jesus on him. Oh, this is sick.
SPEAKER_00He can move when he needs to.
SPEAKER_13This music is so exactly the mirror this movie came out. Two thousand dude. Come on, Tyrone. Stand up for yourself. Oh, they're putting him in the dog pen.
SPEAKER_12Oh no.
SPEAKER_13Oh god.
SPEAKER_11Oh hey, get out of there, big dog.
SPEAKER_01That's Tyreek. That's Tyreek Hill gone.
SPEAKER_11Patty Rick Blue.
SPEAKER_13That's so funny, that's that's how this all started. I know.
unknownI do more damage if you throw it.
SPEAKER_00So my gun don't work.
SPEAKER_13Damn, he rules. Apparently.
SPEAKER_03Apparently.
SPEAKER_13Yeah. Feed them to pigs.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Damn, just having to do walk in, hand them a cup of tea, and walk out. Yeah, feed 'em to pigs. There you go.
SPEAKER_05Wow.
SPEAKER_13Really?
SPEAKER_12Wow.
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_10What the fuck?
SPEAKER_13This guy's awesome. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Great monologue.
SPEAKER_13I'm bricked up. Bricked up. Oh Lenoa. Imagine they drop it this time around. They actually do it.
SPEAKER_03That's the uh in this case.
SPEAKER_13It's the verse from Pulp Fiction. What? Really? No. No. You got me. You just got pranked, brother. You pranked me, dude. I got pranked. 4K. Welcome to I'm gonna get pranked. I might prank my friend in a movie. Whoa. Aw. Aww. He's still alive.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_13Damn, they set all that up in five minutes. Wait, no, they're not gonna kill my boy Tyrone, are they? Maybe they're just intimidating, you know? Trying to figure out who hired them. Why'd they put him in the.
SPEAKER_11Whoa! Tits alert. We have our very first tits alert in the movie.
SPEAKER_13I think those are real twins.
SPEAKER_03Folks, if you're at home, go ahead and pause the movie and masturbate with us. If you want to masturbate along to the movie, go ahead and pause it. Up down.
SPEAKER_13Snatch J O I Steve Win. It's like I just ate like six bullets and he's still alive. Jeez. Oh, whose head is in there? That's a problem.
SPEAKER_12Oh, yeah.
unknownThere was a rhetorical question though.
SPEAKER_00The lads can't lift him.
SPEAKER_03That's so funny. God, dude. That would be the absolute worst way to go. Just in a fucking plastic covered room.
SPEAKER_13Oh, that was like really chopped up. Yeah, that was like a super fucked up scene, actually. It was like fucking terrifying. The dialogue was funny, but that was like kind of terrifying. Yeah. Is he dating both those twins? Are they real twins, dude? They look like real twins. But like they are. Yeah, they're twins. That one looks taller than the other one, dude. That's what I was thinking, yeah.
unknownSpeak English to be funny. I thought this country spawns a fucking language. And so far nobody seems to speak it. You got rose bud me outside.
SPEAKER_13Citizen Kane reference. Classic. Classic. Next episode. Tune in for his episode three. What a gross dude, yeah. What accent is that?
SPEAKER_01Oh, he's Scottish.
SPEAKER_05Oh god.
SPEAKER_13Why is he doing this to this guy? He's trying to find out who robbed. Uh okay. Benecio. Okay. I want to just incorporate all the stuff. I wish, dude, I wish I lived in a f I wish we had such rich metaphors as well. I'm gonna start using mustard as an adjective. Oof. That's that's kind of good. Yo, dude, that shirt's mustard. That shirt is mustard, bro. This guy's just snitching on everyone.
SPEAKER_03Maddie boy, Maddie Deacon.
SPEAKER_13Cameo alert.
unknownThis looks scary.
SPEAKER_13Snatch. It's snatch. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What's up, player?
SPEAKER_13Who are you on the phone with?
SPEAKER_03Welcome, welcome.
SPEAKER_13Who are you on the phone with?
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_13No, she didn't. Dude, this movie is is really good. One of the seven movies that Matt has seen.
unknownYeah, we'll try to see it.
SPEAKER_05Watch something else.
SPEAKER_13Mustard shit. I wish my boys would call me Turkish. Such a sick nickname. No.
unknownI rode a train that suggested for whales all the way to London, and it was fucking so sick. Really? They are as big of a problem as they make that state. Yeah. The guy that was sitting next to me was just like immediately like on the water. And dude, they were a huge friend.
SPEAKER_13Like just all wearing white feeders, drinking Budweiser openly on this fucking train. The boys.
unknownJust walking around.
SPEAKER_13They just killed Brad Pitt's mom. What? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Matt. No, it was my first time.
SPEAKER_03Matt, you're ruining the podcast. Am I actually fucking the movie up?
unknownRewind it.
SPEAKER_11No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Look how big his cock is, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they digitally altered it.
SPEAKER_13You but the piss off the polycase. Um, Bricktop.
unknownBricktop killed his mom.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, Bricktop is a real fuck, dude.
SPEAKER_03He killed his mom.
unknownThey beat up fucking Jason Satham?
SPEAKER_13We're gonna find out, dude.
SPEAKER_03No, they just fucked up Jason Satham's casino, but they killed his mom to make sure that he'll fight in Bricktop's fight.
SPEAKER_00There it is.
SPEAKER_13Why would they do that to Ma? They killed me Ma.
SPEAKER_03He killed me Ma Sorry, Mickey.
unknownWhat was that?
SPEAKER_13Who's that woman? I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Woman of the the gypsy knight.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, she was in the background though. You wouldn't have done anything about it.
unknownI would have talked to her.
SPEAKER_03Dude, I would have talked to her. Don't say that. You don't know, you don't know I wouldn't have talked to her.
SPEAKER_05I don't want Jack's viewers to think something wrong about it.
SPEAKER_13Cossack sluts. Can you believe that they did this to us? Oh god.
SPEAKER_00No one's Jewish. So what do you know about this goy?
SPEAKER_04Literally everyone's faking being Jewish in this movie.
SPEAKER_03He just pulls up with the stone.
SPEAKER_13He's Pakistanian. Totally different.
SPEAKER_03Matt, do you want to be on the pot for the rest of the movie? Yeah, you have that XLR splitter, right?
SPEAKER_13Okay. Is that straight peanut butter? Yeah. I do that often. Same. You're disgusting. What? Are you serious?
SPEAKER_03No. I don't know if you guys can hear this, but Matt just said that he eats peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. You're joking, right?
SPEAKER_02Are you guys not from the only one that's from here?
SPEAKER_03I'm we're you're we're all from here. We're all from Virginia, yeah.
SPEAKER_13To Arlington, Virginia? Peanut butter and mayonnaise. Oh. Yeah.
unknownDuke's sells.
SPEAKER_02Dukes mayonnaise sells like uncrustables, but it's peanut butter and mayonnaise.
SPEAKER_10That's one of the most interesting things that have ever done in my entire thing. I don't think that's true.
SPEAKER_02Bet me with your good hand. That's a fucking deal that will last forever.
SPEAKER_03You said good hand. You didn't do good hand.
SPEAKER_00You didn't specify what good man.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, my bad.
SPEAKER_13Good to what? I love these guys. I do love these guys.
SPEAKER_11They they got blessed with a lot of the good dialogue in this movie. They've got some really good scenes.
SPEAKER_02That's probably some DEI bullshit, dude.
SPEAKER_03You know that, you know that's the talking roles. You know that early 2000 DEI. Big Hollywood.
SPEAKER_02Big Hollywood got involved, got them all speaking parts.
SPEAKER_03Big Hollywood. Big guy Richie, big DEI guy.
SPEAKER_02Big DEI guy.
SPEAKER_13If you put man is in there, dude, you're not welcome back in this couch. Yeah. In this house that you own. You're not welcome.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're never coming on the podcast if you actually eat mayonnaise and peanut butter.
unknownHave you tried it?
SPEAKER_00I have to noticed it.
SPEAKER_13I like both of those things a lot individually. I I've obsessed with peanut butter. I will not eat that. I don't know if I can handle watching you eat it. Where are we at? Disgusting. That's disgusting. Okay, so I I feel like we missed a bunch. I think that there's a lot of stuff happening.
SPEAKER_03We can't rewind because people are people are watching along with us. They're watching along with us. All of our viewers are watching along with us.
SPEAKER_13Come on, bro.
unknownSorry I interrupted.
SPEAKER_03You ruined the podcast, Matt. No. Uh so that the Russian guy pulled up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13And they beat the shit out of him and went to his house and found the diamonds. Yeah. And now these guys are going to the Russians' house to try to get the diamond back for big Turk. Yeah. Yeah. British people are so much more naturally funny than Americans are. The the the the nomenclature. And just like they're all so sarcastic. Yeah. And you can never fucking tell. What do you use? Dunk ship a toothpaste. They got a line for everything.
SPEAKER_11Tyrone. The squeaky toy stolen the dog's mouth.
SPEAKER_13I knew that was I knew I knew that was gonna happen. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Oh it was happening back then too. A problem old as time.
SPEAKER_11When was this film? Twenty twenty-six?
SPEAKER_02What are those? Some of the finest English citizens. Some of the best and brightest. One of those strong coders that showed up in the great coders, yeah.
SPEAKER_03One of those English people?
SPEAKER_00English citizens?
unknownI mean, how cool is Jason Statham?
SPEAKER_13He's incredibly cool. I think Turkish was one of the best character names I've ever heard. It's for just a random British. For just a random British guy, yeah. Same with Gorgeous George. And I'm and honestly, R IP, dude, I did not want to.
SPEAKER_02Gorgeous George died in real life?
SPEAKER_13Well, that's what that's what trippers seemed to be.
SPEAKER_03Brad Pitt killed him with one punch. He's still alive.
SPEAKER_13Oh.
SPEAKER_12Ball grab.
SPEAKER_13Come on, dummy. Holy shit name for bar. I really like it. Yeah. It's like the matrix. So fuck. I'm I'm back in the matrix, back in the matrix. This is like JLI, dude. This is like Oh, he caught out the replicas. Classic guy Richie shot right there.
SPEAKER_01These guys they can't catch a break, huh? Fuck it up, cops. They really cannot catch a break.
SPEAKER_03I feel so bad for them.
SPEAKER_13Just shoot him, dude.
SPEAKER_03They're just gonna walk out.
SPEAKER_13That guy's a fucking G. Was he introduced at the beginning? Yeah, he's uh Bullet Tooth Tommy. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot his name.
SPEAKER_11No need for Oh, it's fucking this is British stepbrothers.
SPEAKER_02Dude, literally, yes. Like that's how much smarter the British are. This is their version of stepbrothers. There's just three.
SPEAKER_03I'm pretty sure Bolis is or Boris, yeah, Boris pulls up.
SPEAKER_02Boris. Have you ever seen these three black dudes in uh Me, Myself, and Irene?
SPEAKER_03That was actually that was Don Cheadle in that movie.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, it was Don Cheadle then's at Washington Morgan.
SPEAKER_00Tyrone, brother, hit the deck.
SPEAKER_02I don't remember this part of Soul Plain.
SPEAKER_03The post credit scene's dumb.
SPEAKER_02That's a good state of me.
SPEAKER_03Right? He's got he's got a pretty good one.
SPEAKER_13I mean, handling the kick on that desert eagle like it's nothing. Like a G, dude.
SPEAKER_03Is Tyrone dead? No, Tyrone's alive, all right.
SPEAKER_02I know.
SPEAKER_03The fact that you never see him either, it's just off-screen.
SPEAKER_07Jeez, it's flawless. Don't get attached to it. It's getting bricktop. Leave the dog here. So what are we just doing the squeaking? Yeah. Because life's too short for this, and it'll get a lot fucking shorter if Bricktop wishes it to be. Now leave that dog here. I'm gonna leave the dog here. Don't worry about it. If that pikey mud does any damage, you're gonna pay.
SPEAKER_13Is it they get it from the jersey's the dog? Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. That's where you got the shark on earlier, too.
SPEAKER_07I don't want to go in there. You never see me again. Or we won't if you my friend is that car. You give me the stone, and I will.
SPEAKER_03My friend knows that car won't you?
SPEAKER_02My friend owns that car. It's like a circle drugs turn up against each other, dude.
SPEAKER_07What's he doing down there?
SPEAKER_02You're right.
SPEAKER_07That's an evil point.
SPEAKER_02We don't bring a lot of the racial jokes that were usually reserved for circle perfectly normal.
SPEAKER_13Everyone's thinking too much. No.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Watch the movie positive.
SPEAKER_02I miss what they used to make like that, you know? You used to have like a pack of trading cards with some big bad JC. Now you can just open your phone and you can watch like a third grade. Every time you see the jacuzzi cut, you're like, I can watch the most.
SPEAKER_11That's a r that dog is really doing this.
SPEAKER_02Ah, well, that's not the word I thought he was gonna go with. I thought he was supposed to be American from New York.
SPEAKER_13I guess they probably don't even say the N-word over there, do they? Well, he's American. Right.
SPEAKER_03Oh, do you just shoot?
unknownDon't go anywhere.
SPEAKER_02Dude, wow, guy Richie.
SPEAKER_07And he's not the capsite, so right.
SPEAKER_11These guys against all odds continue to survive in this movie.
SPEAKER_02No business surviving. If Quentin Tarantino would have directed this movie, they'd have been dead in the first scene. And they would have been a ten minutes.
SPEAKER_05They would have called the Edward and killed them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I'm so excited to see that in this movie.
SPEAKER_02I can't believe we've never seen this movie.
SPEAKER_13I know.
SPEAKER_02I've known the old time grace.
SPEAKER_13One million people have told me I would love it. I've never seen it until like last year.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, you know, right? Almost certainly.
SPEAKER_02Sure, Brackett's not gonna kill this guy with a fucking punch. Oh, I can't wait. That's literally how everyone in England does act about these guys when they're there. It's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_13They have a lot of ethnically Romanian?
SPEAKER_02Ethnically. Dude, they're Irish. And like when the Irish travelers are different than the gypsies over in mainland Europe. The ones in mainland Europe, they're like uh they're Indian, actually. They did like a full. Well they're Indo-European.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, they are I remember actually reading about that.
SPEAKER_02They're like some group that got kicked out of Iran and like fucking. Well yeah, because they are like Middle East.
SPEAKER_03They're like people didn't want them around? They're the OG Jesus. Yeah, we were saying this earlier. I think that the gypsies should just kind of take over Gaza.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they should get because they need a country.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_11Gypsies and Jews back in one place.
SPEAKER_02At least we have all the bad guys in one spot.
SPEAKER_11You know what's funny about this movie is that uh rabbit is just on the breaker. The fucking happened. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's like the thing. Yeah, like conqueror really was one button. Now that's saying it's not the breaker. Yeah. What is it?
SPEAKER_11And Vicky's also like a slur fire.
SPEAKER_02I'm excited to see how much it's yeah, I think they're I think they're uh those guys on the train and I was like, I know these guys.
SPEAKER_10He kids.
SPEAKER_03The whole fun of this movie is he just kissed the hits stop and fucking dudes the fuck out of here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever watched the Instagram channel where you can watch these guys? They're still doing this. Yeah, I think that's just they have gypsy fights in like fucking watch them on YouTube because you've got gypsy fights. And it's this exact shit. Just some fucking Irish dudes with their hands picked up fighting in a parking lot. Still doing it in the parking backyard for all the time. You know what they're Tyson Turix. Tyson Fury. I think that's what it's more than George Watch. Tyson Turix actually is a thing. Yeah, one. Like multiple of them. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11He's literally you look at a guy in his fucking act of double.
SPEAKER_03Just to make sure you're all caught up.
SPEAKER_13Rat it doesn't go down to the point where it top's gonna like annihilate the entire thing. Yeah. Good old-fashioned guy rich here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02What's the these fight scenes or the fight scenes in Sherlock Holmes? I watched Sherlock Holmes uh Game of Shadows with my high school girlfriend. When I was in high school? No, in her parents' basement. And it was me and her sitting on one side of the couch, and her parents were on the other couch, like next to us. And they started making out during the movie. And my high school, yeah, they started like making out like it was like hot and heavy. Shut the fuck up. That white mom. And it's my my beautiful wage in high school girlfriend looking like. Do you want to make out too? No! Yeah, and I was like, for what reason? I'm trying to watch Sherlock Holmes Game of Chat. Also fucking.
SPEAKER_03I need to make sure that I'm not missing out on anything here. Maybe everyone's a clue.
SPEAKER_02Also I don't want to be a part of this weird fucking act. Did that really happen? That's the one from the dick thing, Joseph, which you can do. No bug. No buttons I don't want. I fucking button. Circle dirt. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh now.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Just do it.
unknownOh Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_02What a great such good acting. I mean that's awesome. It's got a horizontal.
SPEAKER_03Wow. This is incredible. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13You gonna see his mat? She's just fucking kicking him down there. This is like in get out, you know, when she uses the central slice. But he's not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. He just wow, dude, the plot of this movie is Brad Pitt is too fucking. Brad Pitt is just too cool.
SPEAKER_09We can't stop murdering dudes. Kings to kill monkeys. What's the camp size, Watan? I know it's gonna be the Oh my god, Brad. You ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way?
SPEAKER_08You gotta fucking shoot that!
SPEAKER_09Then hey, presto, there's a car nearly on you. So what do you do? Something very silly. Freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you because you're too fucking scared to think. Just freeze for a stupid face. Why? Because he had plans on running the car over. It had previously occurred to me that the gypsy had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. But every action is a reaction. And a Pike reaction. It's quite funny.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever read Sherlock Holmes? This is exactly how Sherlock Holmes was written. Like I written just Sir Art of the Company. That's why you're so good at directing stuff.
SPEAKER_11It's kind of cheating the way they write that story, but actually I tell you some shit about the story, but I do not I'm not a fan of that, but I think that's a Sherlock Holmes. I love that. I do I love that video.
SPEAKER_07If you want your friends in here, you'd have to talk about my little back.
SPEAKER_08Give me a fucking shoot up. I'll give you a shooting contact.
unknownApparently no.
SPEAKER_09That's the reason the bars that never goes down when you suppose it. Oh We've been tucked up. Gypsies always went. Isn't that incredible? Wow. He's gonna be a little bit more. The gypsies have disappeared during the night. Yeah, they do that. Which is probably a good thing. Considering they just bring 12 people somewhere in the area.
SPEAKER_07Where is he?
SPEAKER_09No, no, we trust it. On your way. I was playing silly games. Stop messing up. Sorry and get in the car. Sorry.
SPEAKER_12Still squeaking. Oh my god. That's all the police work that was involved back then for 12 quid tuple on the side room.
SPEAKER_10Well you go all the time, but then all maybe.
SPEAKER_02Alright, I guess you didn't do it. But they got them, they got the real criminals, and that's all that matters.
SPEAKER_03At least this does have a happy end. No, it doesn't sell it.
SPEAKER_13They don't know that the diamonds are the dog, yeah. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_09At least he doesn't know. Yeah. Somebody persuaded him to kill the dog. Eventually a great took into a fair. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_11Oh. It's him.
SPEAKER_03This guy's been trying to get the whole one last time. Great. Oh, what a great incredible dude.
SPEAKER_10Wow, what a tight, like. Right? It seems like it's falling apart in the seams like halfway through. Like, there's no way this can wrap up well.
SPEAKER_03But then the way everything just kind of collides together at every fucking moment. I mean, that's a perfect image, basically. That's a perfect one.
SPEAKER_13I wrote it as the number one credit. I love that. Wow. That was his Abe?
SPEAKER_02That was mullet. Horrible man. Horrible man.
SPEAKER_03Four fingers bricktop, I don't really know.
SPEAKER_11You can't even tell what the names of the actors are. There's a person named Bad Boy Lincoln and the name is Goldie.
SPEAKER_03Brad Pitt's like 15th on the credit. Dyson's Dyson.
SPEAKER_07Oh. Dominic, get the dummy. Get the donkey, man. I love that Goldie. I love the Dolp.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Wow, dude. Quality movie. Oh no. When did that die? Probably. Oh no! When did that die? How did that die? Shoot, dude.
SPEAKER_02How did that die? One one hour and twenty-three minutes. Twenty-three minutes.
SPEAKER_13That's pretty close to the end. It's about twenty minutes.
SPEAKER_02Shoot, you got the you got the end. You got this recording, right? Yeah. So you just spliced the audio. I've done it before. It's not that the audio is not that much worse on the iPhone. It's a little worse, but watching five. Okay.
SPEAKER_13Alright, well, uh That's been That's been the second I'ma watch a movie.
SPEAKER_03Thank you so much for attending in. What's the name of it? I'ma watch a movie. I'ma watch a movie. Thank you guys. Appreciate you watching. The mics don't work. I know, but it feels weird talking without it.
SPEAKER_02Alright, goodbye, everybody. Here, I got something you can talk about. Oh, you do need a director's fucking fucking dude. That was that was Oh no, it stopped film!