Feral by Night

The Festival of Empty Chairs | Small-Town Folk Horror Story

Papa Gee Season 1 Episode 31

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The Festival of Empty Chairs is a narrated scary story about a traveler who stops in a small town during an annual festival where every family sets an empty chair outside. At first, the custom seems like a quiet way to honor the dead, but as night falls, she notices that some of the chairs may not be empty at all.

As the story unfolds, the celebration begins to feel less like a festival and more like an invitation. What begins as a strange small-town tradition becomes a supernatural folk horror story about spirit seats, old death customs, ancestor offerings, and the danger of being noticed by something that was waiting for a place to sit.

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Feral by Night is a storytelling series of eerie tales and all the things that go bump in the night. I'm Papa G and this is Feral by Night. Free episodes release every week, but premium members on Patreon or Buzz Sprout can double their weekly stories with extra subscriber only episodes. So turn the lights down and settle in. Some stories are better heard after dark. Bethany noticed the first shadow sitting in a festival chair while everyone around her was clapping for the parade. At first she thought the shape was only a trick of porch light and rain, but then it turned its head toward her. She had not planned to stop in St. Lorne. A storm had closed the highway north of town, and her phone sent her down a two-lane road between wet fields, dark barns, and stands of trees that leaned close to the pavement. By the time she reached Main Street, the rain had passed and the town was glowing with paper lanterns. Every parking space was full. People moved between food booths and folding tables. A gospel group sang from a flatbed trailer near the courthouse. Children carried paper cups of lemonade and bags of candy, and a banner over the square read chair night homecoming. Bethany would have kept driving if she had not been so tired. She had been on the road since morning, and the little motor court at the edge of town still had a vacancy sign buzzing in the office window. The woman at the desk was named Della, and she gave Bethany a key to room six without asking many questions. Della told her she had arrived on chair night. Bethany asked what that meant, and Della said every household set out a chair before sunset, so the living could make room for those who had gone on. She said it like she was explaining a church picnic or a Christmas parade. Then Della added that Bethany should not sit in any chair placed outside, even if it looked empty. Some visitors needed to be told that, she said, and her face stayed serious enough that Bethany remembered it. Room six smelled like old carpet, lemon cleaner, and window air conditioning. Bethany dropped her bag on the bed, washed her face, and went back outside because the town looked harmless from a distance. She thought a walk through the festival might help her settle down before sleep. That was when she noticed how many chairs there were. Every porch had one, every yard seemed to have one. Some were kitchen chairs, some were rockers, some were folding chairs, and some were padded recliners dragged close to porch rails. A few had plates of food on the seats, others held jars of water, folded handkerchiefs, flowers, or small photographs turned face down. People moved around them carefully. Children slowed down near them. Men talking in yards kept their backs to the chairs, like turning around would be rude. Nobody treated the empty seats as decoration. The parade began a little after dark. It was small with a fire truck, a tractor, the high school band, and older men carrying lanterns on poles. Bethany stood near the street with a cup of coffee from a church booth and watched with the rest of the crowd. Across the street in front of a blue house with white trim, a wooden chair sat just beyond the porch light. A plate rested on the seat. Above it something dark was sitting. It had the shape of a person but not the weight of one. Bethany could make out shoulders, a bent head, and arms resting near the sides, but the edges were thin and uneven. The porch light seemed to dull around it. When the band passed and the crowd clapped louder, the shadow lifted its head as if it had heard Bethany breathe. She blinked and the chair was empty. A man in a festival vest had been watching her from the curb. His badge said Vernon. He crossed over and asked if she was looking for someone. Bethany said she was only watching the parade, and Vernon looked toward the blue house before suggesting that visitors usually enjoyed the square more than the side streets. His voice was polite, but Bethany understood that he wanted her away from that chair. She walked back toward the courthouse and told herself she had seen a person step away. Then headlights from a passing car swept over another yard, and a second chair showed her the shape of an old woman sitting with both hands folded in her lap. The head turned slightly toward Bethany before the car moved on, and the chair became empty again. This time, an older woman at a pound cake table noticed Bethany staring. Her apron tag said Opal. Opal told Bethany that chair night was kinder if a person did not study the seats too closely. She also said some things came only as far as they were invited. Bethany asked if people in town really believed the dead came back for the festival. Opal said the town set the chairs out because believing was safer than forgetting. Bethany left before the lantern walk began. On the way back to the motor court, she passed more chairs than she wanted to count. One porch had three lined in a row, each with a cup of water on the floorboards beneath it. Another house had a child's chair beside an adult sized rocker. Bethany looked away from that one before the porch light could change. Della was outside the office when Bethany returned. She was placing a straight back chair near the door, tying a pale blue ribbon around the top rail, and setting a saucer with pound cake on the seat. Bethany asked if the motel counted as a household. Della said it did. She said every place with a roof and sleepers under it needed to offer a seat. Bethany told her she thought she had seen people sitting in some of the chairs. Della's hands paused on the ribbon, and for a moment she looked older than she had at check-in. Then she said lantern light could play tricks on a tired mind. Bethany asked why no one was allowed to sit in the chairs if they were only symbols. Della said the chairs were invitations, and a person should never take a seat that had already been offered. Inside room six, Bethany locked the door and pulled the curtains tight. The room had one chair of its own, a brown vinyl armchair beside the window. It had nothing to do with the festival, but she still lifted her suitcase onto it so she would not have to look at the empty seat. She showered and changed while music drifted faintly from downtown. Around ten thirty, someone knocked on her door. Bethany looked through the curtain, but the walkway outside was empty. Della's chair sat across the parking lot under the office light, pale ribbon hanging still. The next knock came from inside the room. It sounded from beneath her suitcase. Bethany stood beside the bed until she made herself cross the room. She pulled the suitcase onto the floor. The chair was empty. Nothing waited under it or behind it. The vinyl cushion held a shallow dent from the suitcase, and while Bethany stared at it, the dent slowly rose as if someone had just stood up. She left the room barefoot. Della was behind the office desk when Bethany came in. Vernon was there too, standing by the soda machine with his festival badge still clipped to his vest. Neither of them looked surprised. Bethany told them something was in her room. Vernon asked if she had touched any of the chairs, taken food from one, moved a photograph, or stared too long at a seat that seemed occupied. That last question made Bethany cold. Della told Vernon that scaring her would not help. Vernon said the town should have closed the road before the detour brought strangers through, and then he explained what Della had left out. There had been a fever year generations ago. Too many people died too quickly, and some houses lost the very people who would have remembered them properly. Families buried their own when they could. Neighbors buried the rest. Afterward the town began setting out chairs once a year, one for every dead member of a household, so each spirit could find the right door and not wander hungry through the streets. Bethany looked through the office window at the chair Della had set outside. The saucer still sat on the seat. Della said most years the custom was peaceful. Most years the dead went where they belonged. But a traveler did not belong to any house in St. Lorne, and sometimes the ones with no chair left noticed a person who had noticed them first. Outside, Della's chair scraped across the concrete. Everyone turned. The chair slid away from the office wall by itself, slow enough that Bethany could hear each wooden leg drag against the walkway. The saucer tipped, and the pound cake fell onto the concrete. The chair stopped facing the office door. Vernon opened the door just far enough to set the cake back on the saucer. He did not step outside. Della told Bethany to stand behind the desk and keep her eyes on the floor until midnight. For nearly an hour the three of them waited while Saint Lorne went quiet. The music stopped. Cars pulled away. Voices faded from Main Street. When the courthouse bell began to toll, the office lights flickered with each strike. On the twelfth ring, the lights went out. Bethany heard tapping on the front window. It started in one place, then spread along the glass, soft and patient, like several fingertips testing for a way in. She kept her eyes lowered, but in the glow from the soda machine she saw a pair of black dress shoes on the customer side of the desk. Someone was standing there just a few feet away. Bethany could hear breathing. The lights came back on. The space across the desk was empty. Outside, Della's chair still faced the door, but the pound cake had been broken in half. The piece left on the saucer had a dark pinch mark pressed into it. Della said the night was over, though her voice did not make it sound over for Bethany. At dawn, the chairs were gone from the yards. St. Lorne looked like any other small town after a festival, with wet bunting sagging from light poles and paper cups rolling along the curb. Bethany packed while Della stood in the doorway of room six. Before Bethany left, Della pressed a folded napkin into her hand. Inside was a piece of pound cake. She told Bethany to keep it until she crossed running water, then throw it away without looking back. She called it an old habit, but Bethany could tell she meant for it to be obeyed. Bethany drove out before eight. Ten miles from town, she crossed a narrow bridge and threw the napkin out the window. She kept her eyes on the road. By mid afternoon she was two counties away in a chain hotel beside the interstate. She told herself Saint Lorne had gotten inside her head. She ordered food, turned on every light, and pushed the room's small armchair against the far wall before getting into bed. At one seventeen in the morning, Bethany woke to the sound of chair legs scraping across carpet. The television was still on, the lights were still on. The door was locked, and the chain was in place. The armchair now sat beside the bed facing her pillow. On the cushion was the other half of Della's pound cake, and behind it the seat was darkening into the shape of someone settling down to sit. You can find information for both podcasts at Feral Folklorist.com. If you'd like more Feral by Night each week, premium members on Patreon or Buzz Sprout get extra subscriber only episodes that don't appear on the public feed. 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