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Welcome back to Living in Lavender. Happy Tuesday.

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Happy Tuesday.

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Um You may have thought that we hung up the microphones.

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We just simply didn't. There's just been a lot going on.

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Sorry, we haven't really been present on social media platforms. We've been so busy in the personal life. Lots of things going on. Yes. Little zit trips to Rhode Island. And just, you know, being present in everyday life. Stepping away from the social media.

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Plugging, if you will. Yes. Most times it's toxic.

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And the engagement is just not there sometimes, but that's okay.

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So no, it's not. It's not motherfucking okay. And and it's not motherfucking okay.

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A view's a view, babe.

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A view is a view, but god damn it, can you fucking send a like? Can you hit a comment? Can you share with your friends? Work that thumb. Yeah.

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Tap it. Tap it.

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If it's the only thing you gotta motherfucking move today, let it be your thumb. Thank you.

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I know you're laying there in bed with a snack on your chest. Just double tap.

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Just doom scrolling.

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Yes.

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Hit a like.

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Yes. Thank you.

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Moving forward.

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Here we are. Back and better than was having uh like a little thought earlier. Like I think this is the longest we've gone without seeing each other for like recently. Recently. I was gonna say No, like recently, since we've you know reunited.

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Yes.

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Like a full two days.

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That was almost three.

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Wow. I'm proud of us.

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I'm proud of us because we survived.

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Barely. By a thread. By a thread.

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There were especially in the last 24 hours, there were a couple times where I almost called you to be like, come get your girl.

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She's not well.

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Come snatch her up because honestly.

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Come snag her and the shaker cup.

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Or come and facilitate some sort of mediation.

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Resurrection.

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Some resurrection. Some sort of um ass whooping would have been nice.

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Um and then I could have been like, Matt, grab my bag, grab the holy water. I've been called in.

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But you know what?

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I'm on duty.

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I handled it.

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That's you've come a long way.

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I and I have.

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She's learned to self-soothe.

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Yes.

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I'm proud of you.

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Self-soothe self um. I've just learned how to help myself.

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Hey, you know what?

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I don't become I don't become like 100% debilitated in like the most minor inconveniences anymore. Um, so that's good.

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Thank you to medication.

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Thank you to medication. Thank you to the medication.

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Keeping us stable.

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Sponsored by Zoloft.

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Whew.

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Up your dosage today.

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Up your dosage today. Um anyway.

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Happy to see you. Happy to be here on the couch.

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Oh, back at it again. Yes. We have a lot to go over.

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Yes.

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Um before we begin, I just want to um say a quick prayer.

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Okay.

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I just want to say a quick prayer for Shall we gather hands? Oh no, no, no. It'll be very brief.

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Do I need the candelabra? Like no.

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I just want to say a quick prayer for anybody in this life who has ever um experienced um seasonal allergies while also on your period. And that's all I'll say.

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That was not at all where I thought that was going.

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Well, it was something that I thought about on my drive here because I did sneeze.

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Okay.

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And I am, in fact, on the period. And I think not a good combo. No.

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Yeah.

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Uh it was more of like a big sis moment. I was like, oh god, I gotta let these girls know that it's okay and they're not alone, and that they're not the only ones. And that is. Yeah. You know, we gotta we gotta support, we gotta, you know.

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We gotta lead.

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We have to lead. We have to influence.

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If you else sponsored by Tampax. Are those organic?

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No.

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Yeah.

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Most certainly not.

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We don't want those.

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Yeah, no.

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No.

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I definitely have TSS.

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Wow. Shock syndrome.

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That's right. Toxic shock syndrome. Yeah.

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Fowel.

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Yeah.

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Fowel.

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Yeah. But anyway, that's I just wanted to shed light on that for a moment. We can continue.

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I think I think that should be like our new thing, like every week, starting with a prayer.

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Yeah, for a certain like group of people.

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Did you go to church this week?

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No. No. I didn't.

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Okay.

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No, I didn't. And you know what? I will be on Thursday. I love that. I'm gonna let you know that now.

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Perfect. I'll write it into the schedule.

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Thank you. I have to.

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Mental note. It's like imperative to um and honestly, I see that for you. I see, I see you're struggling.

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I thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I feel I feel seen and I appreciate it.

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Yeah. Thank you. Time off request approved. Thank you. You're welcome. So much. You're welcome. So we'll um start with the topic of Rhode Island because people were asking. And we showed a little teaser. And honestly. Why is Rhode Island so fucking cute?

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This is our official announcement that we're moving.

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We are packing up and welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.

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Yeah.

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Like, I just yeah, she's so cute. You know, I wanted to move there years ago. I had a group of friends that lived in Providence, and like I was never big into the Boston club scene. I was always big into the Providence club scene. And at one point I wanted to move there and it just like didn't work out. And I'm like, it is so cute.

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It's so cute.

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People culture, the food, everything to do.

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It's still like family still clause.

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Without the bullshed.

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Yeah. Yes. Without the bullshit of the traffic.

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Yes.

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I will say I'm not a huge fan of Rhode Island drivers, but that's alright. It's just a minor bump.

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It's okay. In the road. To teach. To lead. Yeah, to lead. To lead. To influence. Yes.

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And you know what? Um, other than that, I have no qualms with qualms.

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Really? I mean, the food is Chef's Kiss. I mean. Oh my god. So on our little journey, our little day trip as a family, family outing, our first destination was none other than Kodo at the bakery in Newport trying the viral cinnamon roll. It's been over a week and I can't stop thinking about it.

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It's literally, I've talked about it at least once a day.

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Yeah. Yes.

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And nobody asks me. Like, nobody's like, I mean, people online have asked me, but like people, like, I've just mentioned it to people that didn't ask. And I just can't stop thinking about it.

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It was the best pastry I think I've ever had.

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I don't even know how to describe the experience.

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First off, like you walk into this market, which is like market slash like deli slash like a little bakery operation, and the vibes were impeccable.

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Yeah, the vibes were vibing.

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It was Sunday morning, what like 10 o'clock that we got there?

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I was like, yeah.

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Music was booming. It was a club.

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It like felt like I was walking into someone's kitchen on a Sunday morning. Like I felt at first of Yeah, like I was like, oh my god, like this is fam. We're about to like have Sunday brunch at the house and we're chilling.

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Auntie is throwing it down.

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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. They got something, they're whipping up the cocktails in the back. The mamosas are flowing. And they got them cinnamon rolls coming out the oven.

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And oh, those cinnamon rolls. First off, the scent hits you on the club music.

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In the door.

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And everyone was so nice.

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So nice. Like asking us what we were doing. And mind you, it was busy. Like there was like There was a line situation. It was a it was popping. But they were still like, how's your day going? What are you up to today? What's on the agenda? Like, so sweet. And we were like.

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Yeah. I loved it. Yeah. Honestly. Bring a box. Come with us. Let's go.

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Literally.

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Um, so get the cinnamon roll. In I don't even know how to take you on this journey of eating this cinnamon roll. First off, it's massive.

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It's huge.

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You're like, how do I even start to eat this?

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Yeah.

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Like, where to we were both a little bit nervous. Yes.

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And like, I'm the type of bitch that like wants to pick up her cinnamon roll.

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She gets messy.

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But you can't with this.

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No.

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You shouldn't.

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No.

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I she's like it. Yes. I was grateful that I didn't. I was grateful that we, you know, used for it.

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We were dainty.

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We were dainty about it.

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We were so dainty. We got the um extra icing on the side. Matt and I did. Don't need it. Didn't need it. Did not need it.

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Did I eat it on its own? Yeah, I did.

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Did you? Yeah, I did. Oh, I love that one. I did eat it on its own.

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Did the cinnamon roll itself need the extra icing? No, it did not.

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No. It did not. There was plenty on it, and it was melted and melted. The dough was light and fluffy, melted on your tongue. The like cinnamon sugar was impeccable. The butter flavor, like and it was nice and warm and gooey.

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Oh my god. And when we say like melt in your mouth, it was like it actually like flaked.

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Like you were eating a piece of butter. Yeah. It just melted to nothing.

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It was unmotherfucking believable.

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Incredible. I oh god, I want to go back. I it is worth the hour drive.

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Like, honest to God, like Sunday tradition.

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I no, there's no other pastry. The only other pastry for me that comes close to it, and it's just like not even in the same caliber, is from um Lacan Bakery. The um croissants, stuff croissants. Where's this? They have one in Newton, there's one in the Back Bay, Seaport. Gotcha. And Matt and I do that drive like to Newton probably what every other month? Probably. We make like a day out of it because it's just worth it.

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Yeah.

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But the cinnamon roll top tier.

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Yeah.

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Exceeds.

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Yes.

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And ate half of it, brought the other half home, and was nervous about that, and then put it into the fridge, and then I let it sit for a little bit. And then I was like, hmm, I have my cinnamon roll. I want that. And I was thinking, do I heat it up? Do I like I don't know. Let me just try a bite of it. Yeah.

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Yeah, girl.

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And cold was just as good as wiping on.

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I had it the next morning for breakfast, another half of mine, and I was like, oh god. It almost like marinates overnight. Yes.

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Like the icing got like a little settled, but like the dough was still like airy and melts. Like I just I need to be in the kitchen. I need to figure out I need the secret formula to the Krabby Patty. Exactly. I am Plyton. Let me in.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. It was so good.

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So I would say like fucking 15 out of 10 for that.

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100%. Like they if you have not tried it, get off your ass and go try it.

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Get your ass to fucking Newport, Rhode Island.

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Kodo.

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And go to Kodo because it was absolutely a lot of these like viral ass fucking like things or whatever are cheesy. Yeah, it's like a gimmicky and whatever.

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It's all marketing. Yeah. It's they know they slap a cute sign. They have, you know, it looks aesthetic or whatever.

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This was like I just walked into my grandmother's house and she just fucking hit me with a cinnamon roll.

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Yeah.

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And made my whole weekend.

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They did not need the confetti and fireworks marketing bullshit. Those cinnamon rolls speak for themselves.

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100%. So I like we will be back.

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Oh.

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There were a couple other things on the menu that we refrained from getting too that I wish to try that.

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Yeah, that's a natural hot chicken sandwich.

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I saw that shit on that fucking deli menu and I said we might be back today, bitch.

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But um if we didn't have lunch plans, yeah, we would have gotten on that. But you know, we had to hit up Pizza Mama later that afternoon.

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We said we said.

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Um so we had our cinnamon roll, we then ventured downtown, walked the strip, you know, all the little shops and the restaurants, and then we decided that we wanted to rent the little um what is it called again? I want to call it the buggy, but I know it's like the moach. The moach, yes. She looks like a uh gulch smashed with like a land cruiser Wrangler situation.

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It's something that you would probably see in like a Fourth of July parade.

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It was giving way that, but also you know the movie Um 50 First Dates.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god!

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Yes, it was given that little like wagon.

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Yes, Lucy's wagon, her little yellow wagon that she rides around the island and that's it. Oh my god, that's hilarious.

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But like think of it like Minnie. Yes, like Honey, I shrunk the kids. Exactly.

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And she was cute as shit.

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She was so fucking cute, and people were staring and pointing foam in the music.

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We were singing. At one point, we were singing like Hilary Duff, um, This is What Dreams Are Made O' And like the girlies were singing back to us. Yeah. We were having our own little parade. Yeah. It was iconic.

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For the hour.

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Yeah. Um, we're gonna go back into our mansion. We ran out of time for that. Well, gonna go back and do that.

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I was rudely interrupted in my day. That day.

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You were oh right. Oh my god. Yes, I yes. It's all coming back to me now, like Celine Dion.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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But that's okay. We will always we will always be back.

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Always.

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We will always be back.

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We might be moving.

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We might be fucking moving there.

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We might be slungin' cinnamon rolls.

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We yes. We might be. Hey, Kodo. Kodo, girl. If you're hiring, let us know.

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Give me an apron. Cause hell yeah, we'll wrap those all day.

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Yeah.

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Um. So we drove around, took in all the sights.

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It was a gorgeous day.

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Oh, it was beautiful. Not too hot. She was glistening.

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Well, we were like definitely sweating under the sun. But like.

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But she was beautiful.

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Yeah, it was like, I wasn't like, oh my god, I'm uncomfortable outside.

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No. No. It was breathable.

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Yes.

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And then we packed our little asses back in the car and made our way over to Pizza Mama in Cranston. Yes. And not at all what I thought it was going to be. Not what was expected, I feel like. I don't know why. From what I saw of it, I was expecting it to be like a freestanding situation.

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Oh, and not in like a um didn't know it was in a strip. Yeah.

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In a strip mall. Which uh totally fine. I just wasn't expecting that when we pulled up. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah.

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Um I thought that it was gonna be like one of those gimmicky things, like uh Yes. And if you don't know, one of the real housewives of Rhode Island, Alicia, owns or is part owner of I think she has like 12%. Allegedly. Allegedly. Um, and her face is all over it.

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Um We love you, mama.

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Yeah, we love pizza mama. Um yeah, so that's that's her business. Um and so we wanted to try it because I mean it looked very aesthetic.

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It looked like And she's fucking iconic.

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And she's an icon, and we just wanted to try a fucking pizza chip. And we did.

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And honey, we tried more than the pizza chip.

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We tried more than the pizza chip.

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And yeah.

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So I was I was fully expecting it. Not fully. I guess I was kind of hoping I'd do it. I would have my mind changed, but I was like, I was thinking, like, oh, it's one of those aesthetic places.

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Like it's gonna be like, okay, like cutesy Instagram shit that you exactly.

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It's for the gram, it's for the picture, it's not for it's not for the experience, it's not for the flavor, anything like that, but bitch.

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I was It was for it first off, s like tiny. Small, like a hole in the wall, cute little spot.

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Yeah.

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So cute.

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I know it's gonna be like it's always a hole in the wall.

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In a strip mall.

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Yes.

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If they don't have the discolored sign and there's not a child working the counter, run.

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Yeah.

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Run. It's not gonna be good.

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It's not authentic.

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It's not good. If there's not a kid laying behind the counter doing their homework, yeah, run. Yeah.

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And if they don't have like a fucking carafe of fucking oolong tea in the corner, it's not happening. You're not gonna get what you're paying for.

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No, it's not gonna be a good experience. I can promise you that. Yeah. So Pizza Mama giving hole in the wall, but like cute. Yes.

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And it was like I was expecting subpar, like I could have bought the house.

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Like the whole like show when you walk it, you know? Yeah. And it was not, it was just a normal girl working the counter. Yeah, she must have I imagine she's in high school or like cute, normal girl. And she literally was like, Slices are picking up, like you know what you want.

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Yeah, like she was like, I'm working.

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Yeah, she was hustling, she was on her business. Yeah, she's like, We're not signing shit.

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Yeah.

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Get your pizza.

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You're not gonna be on fucking Bravo, bitch. Or not. I would like a Kraka.

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Waiting. Yeah.

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I'm like, where's Alicia? They probably get that shit.

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Oh, I you 100%. You know that.

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Yeah. They're probably like, where are the Krakas?

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So walk in, we're greeted with that. And honey, we came prepared. We placed our order online ahead of time. Because I was not sitting there waiting. Because you know, pizza takes forever.

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Yeah.

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So we ordered um two pizzas ahead. We got um Detroit style.

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Detroit style and Sicilian style. Sicilian.

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Yeah. Yes.

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Both like square cuts, like rectangular.

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Um thick, like thick, deep dish.

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Did the Detroit one was thicker a little bit, but the um Sicilian was also a little on the thicker side, I would say.

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Um I can't even what flavor it was.

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So we got the I think the Sicilian was the like barbecued chicken bacon ranch moment. Yes. And then um the s the Detroit style was the um what was it? Nashville hot honey version.

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It was like their Nashville hot honey version.

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Yeah. Chicken, like Buffalo chicken situation.

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That pizza.

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I've been also thinking about that almost every day.

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First off, pricing was impeccable. Yeah. I thought it was so fair for um the the pizzas were massive.

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I we were scared. We literally kept saying that. We're like, I'm scared.

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We were like, again, where do you start? Yeah. How do you eat this? Like, and we bucked up and picked it up and started eating. Um flavor was incredible. Unbelievable. So good.

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Um the crust, like the um Yeah. I was a little nervous about like the thickness of it. Like it was giving bread.

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Yes.

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You know, but I almost like a um like a facaccia situation. A French bread pizza situation. It was burst. Yeah, and it was really that was like making me a little bit nervous. Oh no, bitch. It was everything. It was everything that natural, because I'm like a little bit weird about spice. Like I like spicy, but if it's gonna like ruin my meal, I'm gonna be bullshit. This was like they had what was it? What was the um it was like a mango jalapeno something on it?

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It was a mango habanero sauce, I believe. Oh and this spice level was perfection because again, sometimes you get hot things and like hot sauce, and it just scorches your mouth and ruins the whole flavor profile. You got your fucking nose running, like yeah, there was no like nose running, nothing like that, but there was a slight heat element, but it just enhanced all the other flavors together.

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Like a little bit of sweetness to it, but like sweet smoking.

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Yeah, yeah. It was probably one of the best pizzas.

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Yeah. Specifically that flavor.

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Yes, that flavor profile was like on point. And it was even better cold.

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Yes.

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I I ate that the next day for lunch cold at work, and I was I only packed one piece with me because I was like, oh, you know, one piece is enough. Cute girl lunch. Oh, she was disappointed when I got to the end of it because I was like, fuck.

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I wish I brought a second piece. I know.

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It was so good.

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So good. The um barbecue chicken bacon ranch too was also delicious. Yeah. It was like, I don't know, I never thought of putting like the barbecue in with a chicken bacon ranch. Yeah. And like, but it was like the barbecue wasn't like too, it wasn't too like smoky. It wasn't too sweet either.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Like I thought I thought it was given like baby rays. Yeah. It was good. Yes. Like I like that.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

We got pizza chips.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

We did get pizza chips. I will say it was given Lunchables pizza.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

It w it was, yeah. I was given page. It was given I see what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

I suspect That was probably the only gimmicky part.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Yeah, but I feel like that's her. Yeah. I think that that's a hundred percent her, you know, shtick. Um would I do it again?

unknown 26:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

I'm I'm a cheese boy. I I love cheese.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Yeah, like it had like a like a tiny sprinkle of like melted cheese, but you didn't really like notice it.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

No. Not enough for me.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Yeah, I'm same.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

Yeah. But she was cute.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

But I'm sticking with the pizza.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

The pizza, I will be back for. I will be back for that.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

And that place was busy. Yeah. And not just your, you know, your homosexuals and your, you know, fag hags, like your Bravo fans. Like, there was men, honey. There was construction, there was everything. They were going in there and they were just picking up their lunch, like, so you know, you know it's a good spot.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Yeah. Yeah. I would say definitely like 10 out of 10 for that.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

100%.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

Who knows? Might be moving to Rhode Island.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Might be eating it more often than we think.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

Oh god, I'm gonna get even bigger.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

No. We're gonna get a sponsorship for our empty. Because my supply's running out. Help! If anyone's listening, not the wagovee, though. Not the wee go-go. Oh my god. I know there's someone that I know that Yeah, I'm on the Wagovy. Oh god. The Wagoofy. The Waggoo. I'm like, oh my god. Why do you say it like that?

unknown 28:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Drives me crazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Oh god. Oh. Well, so that was last weekend.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

That was last weekend. Unplugged.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

And the moment.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Sometimes. Dealt with some personal things. Tried to deal with some personal things.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

Separated for the weekends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

So what'd you do?

SPEAKER_01 28:54

What did we worked Friday? Yeah. Then Saturday. Um, I posted a little vlog.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

I noticed. I did see that. So cute.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

You know, just a little glimpse into the life.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

So corny.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Um so Saturday, got up early, the usual stuff. Like fed the dogs, brought them out. Matt and I went um for breakfast to a local place. Um, what's the name again, Matt? Um, I think it's um local grounds. Yes, local grounds, yes. And katama. Okay. So cute. The girls there are so sweet. Oh. They have their little summer menu with all their like summer lattes. I got the almond joy latte.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

You love yourself an almond joy.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Oh my god. Which is so weird because I do not like the candy almond joy. For real? I think it's the texture of the coconut in that for me. Okay. It's a little like funky in the candy. I like the flavor. It's a texture thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:10

Got it.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

But oh you give me uh almond joy latte, a nice coffee. Game Ulva. Love that. This latte was so good. Today. Decorated with sliced almonds on the top. Please tell me another place that's doing that. No, I don't Not this fluffy seagull bullshit. Okay. I'm over it. I want an almond joy. Okay. Give the fat boy what he needs. So, chef's kiss. That was amazing. And I got the avocado toast. Oh. So good. Delish. So good. Drizzled with hot honey.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Love me.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

Like lots of bacon.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:09

You got your egg, just the feta cheese. It was good. Delectable. Deluctable.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

Yeah. Went grocery shopping prepared because we had guests coming. My um sister and brother-in-law came and spent the weekend with us. So they came down like midday Saturday. We put together our new grill. AKA Matt and my brother-in-law did that as my sister and I sat in the house and caught up. You know, just doing what the girls do.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

As we do.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

As we do. Um decided we were gonna go out for a drive and you know, take, you know, when you have people come visit, you do the the Cape Cod show, you know? Yeah. You travel down 6A, you go through Barnstable Village, you know, the cute shit.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

Um well in our travels didn't really make it that far. Oh no. So um, you know, 6A. Okay. Um when I noticed that the car was doing some weird um movements. Um no. Have I ever talked to you about my car sickness?

SPEAKER_02 32:35

No.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

I didn't know that you got car sick.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

Yeah, I didn't know I did either until I met my husband.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Oh no, that was a read and a half.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

I didn't know that was ever a thing until until I experienced it for myself.

SPEAKER_03 32:55

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

If only you could see his face right now, everyone. He is not happy.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Oh my god. So I was like, wow, like all those times during COVID when we would drive up to Peton, I'm like, did he get sick and like not tell me or something?

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Oh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

And I'm so confused.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

And with anyone else, I would just, you know, keep my mouth shut, throw up in my mouth, and swallow it. With my husband, you know.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

You gotta make a scene.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Well, not a scene, but I met to different I did, I did, however, say, um, can you please pull over? I would like to drive. Okay. Because I just needed to be behind the wheel at that point, you know. Yes. In order to save the interior of the car I needed to.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Got it. I thought you were about to tell me you had car troubles, and I was like, Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

Oh, we're getting there. Oh boy. So Matt pulls over, like the sweet gentleman that he is, and we um go to Chinese red light it and hop around, and we notice that there's some sort of like burning smell. Yeah. Well upon my brother-in-law getting out and all of us kind of doing some investigating, and you know, Chris is a mechanic.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Um, he goes, Yeah, I think that's uh Umstock Caliber. And Matt said that too. He thought that too. And then we saw all the black brake dust on the tire, and so we um traveled back home. Okay, called AutoZone, made sure they had the part, they went and picked it up. Matt and Chris were so masculine and butch, popped the tire off in the driveway, replaced the caliber, threw the tire back on. All at this point, day's over. So we just hit Marshall's. We went and got a cute dinner. Okay. Went for ice cream, showed them our favorite ice cream spot, which by the way, they're absolutely in love with too.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

Love that.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

Still need to bring you.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Feeling offended.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Still gonna bring you. Um called it a night. Wake up the next day, I make a gorgeous breakfast for everyone. Um really gorgeous breakfast. And we get ready, we decide, okay, let's follow through with the same idea as yesterday, okay? So we make it to 6A, we're doing the gorgeous tour, yada yada yada. Um, we decide, okay, we're hungry. We stop at DPM.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

As you should.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

As you should. It's part of the experience. For everyone that doesn't know what DPM is, it's Dennis Public Market and Dennis on 6A. If you're a local, you know it. If you love Mayflower Beach and all of those, you you stop before you go there. You get your sandwich and your chips and your beverage, and you go to the beach.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

Yeah. Maybe some fresh produce while you're right. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

So we stop and we get our sandwiches. Now my sister's car sick. So she's in the back. And um, I come out, I'm talking to her. We need to find a bathroom situation. So we're walking around the building. Now we're parked in the front, you know, where there's like those three little spots in the front are the okay. Yep. So we're parked in the middle, then there's a car parked behind us, and it's some old biddies. Okay. And my sister and I are walking back towards the car, and this woman who had been sitting in the passenger seat is now outside the car with the door open. She's like leaning over the top of the door, just like staring into the abyss, aka staring into my soul because we made eye contact. So I'm like, okay, this cute older woman.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

When you say older, like what are we talking?

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Definitely like 70s. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 70s, but like with it, not like decrepit or anything like that. Like totally with it, like whatever. And her cute like visor hat, like oh Jesus, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

All right.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

So we're making dead eye contact. So I do what any um, you know, the all those memes or reels of like the um Caucasian people on a walk.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Hi, hi, hi, excuse me. Beautiful out.

SPEAKER_02 38:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

So I thought you were gonna be like no, no, but she kind of did that to me. So I smile, my big gay ass smile. And she deadlock goes, Is your name Chad?

SPEAKER_02 38:22

Oh, oh no. Reading me. Did he look like a Chad?

SPEAKER_01 38:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

What was the fake? Give us the fucking rundown.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

Um like a white um t-shirt with like a blue linen. Yeah, it was giving it Nantucket fuck boy. Yeah. With uh YC. Yeah, with like cutoffs and yeah, like white sneakers. Yeah, I looked, yeah. You looked apart. So I go, no. Do I look like one? And she goes, yeah. So I go, oh I could be the Brad to his Chad. And she goes, laughs at it. So she was reading me, and I fucking fired back and she got it.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

Oh my god. So funny.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

But I think that's so funny because like here I am talking about Brads and Chads all the time, and here I am getting called out as a Chad. Read me. Yeah. So um, got our sandwiches, and we crumbled at DP. Yeah, quickly left. We then discovered that DPM does not have a public restroom facility. They have a um porta potty out back. And my sister was not about that situation. I'm the same way. So we travel up the road, we go to Duncan's, they do their business, they get back in the car, we start driving, and I'm noticing that I'm getting car sick again. Noticing some weird like driving and you know, it's just like very hard being perfect all the time and like this motherfucker. And I, you know, I hold a lot of hats. I also um I now teach driver's ed. So I suddenly go into um instructor mode and I say, pull over, I'd like to drive. So we pull over, I start to drive, I'm driving, it's feeling like okay, this this is better. I'm feeling not as nauseous, whatever. Get on the highway, we're driving back towards home. Suddenly, I'm starting to feel like the car is like driving weird.

SPEAKER_02 40:56

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

We're out of red light, I'm smelling burning. A little different from the day before.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

So we're talking. Now we think it's another caliber stuck.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Is this an Yurgy?

SPEAKER_01 41:15

No, no. This is You just got it! Yes. So when we get home, we take another look. So two in a row. Now mind you, they had just redone the brakes when we bought the car. Allegedly. Allegedly.

unknown 41:43

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

Did we make any phone calls?

SPEAKER_01 41:46

No, because I feel like I'm reformed. Oh. I feel like I've tucked away the Kate Plus A um haircut. Listen. And, you know.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

I appreciate that. However.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

Yes, I know. Maybe tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

This is your safety we're talking about. This is a vehicle.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

Well, I drive a different car, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

This is your husband's safety.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Is the policy up to date? God. Just kidding, baby.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

What's uh Don't worry, I'll protect you.

SPEAKER_01 42:21

I'll call them tomorrow and fire. Fire off.

unknown 42:25

God.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

What was his name? Ruben? Who who was hers?

unknown 42:29

Andy.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Andy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Where the fuck did you pull Ruben?

SPEAKER_01 42:33

He looks like a Ruben. We should find his Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

It's giving Ruben.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Fair enough, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

He's such a meatball. So cute.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

From Rhode Island.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

From Rhode Island.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

So cute. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Like so cute.

unknown 42:56

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

Like such a little cherub.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Like, yeah. Shout out to Ruben. Yeah, shout out to Ruben, babe. Shout out to Ruben. So cute.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Oh my god. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:09

I think if I came at him, he would probably cry. So probably best. Just call it asked for the manager to start. Yeah. So um went back to AutoZone, got another caliber. Matt and Chris did their thing. So butch. Love it. Yeah. And um my sister and I made a gorgeous barbecue meal. And by that I mean I made um corn on the con, chicken Caesar pasta, and I marinated the chicken thighs and made the um hamburgers and matte grilled. Okay, so your sister didn't do anything? No, she did. She did. She made actually she made the patties. Okay. She did that. She helped like all. And really, Chris did nothing.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Except for change calibers on your fucking brand new car with my husband in tow.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

Okay. My husband is very handy. I actually think Matthew was more dirty than Chris. Um I'm just kidding. It was equal 50-50.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

But then we had a beautiful evening.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Gorgeous meal.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Yeah, it sounds good.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

And then went back to our favorite ice cream spot. Cute. And met the owners. Oh. And sat there for like almost 30 minutes kikiing with him.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

That's so nice.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

Oh my god. He was an angel. So sweet. And his wife.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

So cute. So cute. And I just have to say, shout out to them. Because two nights in a row, here I am like ready to stuff my face with blueberry pie ice cream. Okay. I should even be telling you people this because I don't want you to go and buy it out because it's so goddamn good. They ran out a couple days ago, and I had to wait a day and a half for a new shipment, and I nearly cried. My husband surprised me with another flavor, and I couldn't even bring myself to eat it because I didn't want it.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

Diva.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

Diva. The blueberry pie did it to me, girl. You try it.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

The blueberry pie is the diva. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

So um the owners, like we went in Saturday night. It was like almost 10 o'clock at night. They were so busy, and here she is working it. Oh. I love to see that. Yeah. Me too. Like present. Like, not even just like, okay, yeah, I I help out.

SPEAKER_02 45:48

Or like walk around, but like actually like scooping it, doing it.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

Nine o'clock at night, and there's a line through the parking lot, and she's hustling with the crew. I love that. I love that. And the husband like was so nice. I love that. So nice. And if you guys are local, I don't even want to tell you because I don't want you to go eat my blueberry pie ice cream. He's gonna gatekeep this one. No, because I love them and like lazy Sundays in Katama. You need to go. Again, Lazy Sundays in Katama. Just Do I see a tear in your eye? I I'm telling you. No, you don't even understand. And then he sat there last night telling me how he is basically the creator of this flavor. Oh. Like, so they get the ice cream from this farm north of Boston. Richardson's Richardson.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Oh, I love Richardson's ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Okay, well, I kind of want to check out their farm. Yeah. Because he was saying they have 16 serving windows. Oh. It's like a full on operation. Love that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Where did they say did he say where it is? I feel like I've driven by there, but I don't know. It's or maybe it was like a different location or something. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

Like it's central. It's off of the Is it central?

SPEAKER_01 47:26

I thought it was north of Boston. Is it like we'll have a fact check.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

Marlborough?

SPEAKER_01 47:33

No, I don't think so. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god, the blueberry pie. I'm telling So Richardson's has it or does he make it from So yes, Richardson's has it, and I think he said it was like three years he kept telling them you need to do a blueberry ice cream. And he like kept telling them, and he had ideas, and finally one day they called him and they were like, Hey, you've been asking for it. Yeah. We've made it. We want to send you a sample.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

And yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

The rest is history. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

The wife walks out last night after a shift to like grab the flag and she's like, Oh my god, it's the blueberry pie lovers. Oh, she remembers. That's so cute. So cute. I mean, so m like so outgoing that he basically told us where he lived. He's like, Yeah, drive by. I'm like, just it was such a good dude. We had such good conversations. Like, I I love stuff like that. Um yeah, we need to bring you. That's on the agenda.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

We need to. That's all Matt's fault. Whatever, because he doesn't know how to drive.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

Tell him we sent you. Tell them the blueberry lover sent you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Yeah, tell him the blueberry lover sent you.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

That was my weekend. That was yours.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

This feels like a loaded question, but um, what I will share is that I did go to a beautiful baby shower from my dear friend Megan. And um it was lovely. It was a lovely time, beautiful, um, you know, beautiful venue for it. Um, she looked gorgeous. Um, she got a lot of really great things, lots of fun games that were played. Um, I did not win the diaper raffle, and that a little upset me, but you win some, you lose some. Um What was the prize? Honestly, I don't know, but I just never win anything. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

You win me, baby. She's ignorant. Rude.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

Yeah, so did that yesterday. Um dealt with some personal things. Gonna deal with um Yeah, the rest of my weekend is pretty much me like cleaning up after the mess that that was.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Hoping for better summer weekends ahead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

I'm already ready for fall.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

Me too.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Just from the traffic alone.

SPEAKER_01 50:45

Traffic. The people. The people, the attitude. Yeah, and honestly, I just like don't thrive in this type of weather. Like, I'm Oh, see, I do.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

That's my problem, is I I'm I'm very much a summer baby.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

No.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

Um, it is Leo season is upon us very shortly. Relax.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

That it is.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

It's about to get fiery hot in here, baby.

SPEAKER_01 51:14

You know how Scorpios and Leos are.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

Chemistry.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Exactly. So, um I just my thing is, is like, I think I was humbled honestly today driving to your house. I was humbled by the traffic. The traffic because I was like, Yes, I was born and raised here, and I spent 27 years here, but then I moved. And then yes, I would come down to the like on the weekends, like or whatever, over the summer to like visit, of course. Um, you know, my family, but um today it was h or actually honestly, the last couple days I've been humbled by the traffic. I'm like, God, like I fucking forget how stupid it is to leave your fucking house.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Yeah, it makes you like not want to do anything, it makes you not enjoy it, like uh I just people are like fucking And honestly, if I have to encounter a 22-minute wait time for my fucking iced coffee.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

I thought you were gonna say your ice cream again.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

No, no, there's never, no, never a line. You get in and out there, lazy Sundays. I told you. Okay? You'll thank me later. No, I don't want to wait 22 minutes for my iced coffee because every motherfucking Ashley and Courtney are leaving fucking spin. Or going to spin.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

It's me, Jessica.

SPEAKER_01 53:03

And they're like, I need um a matcha before we go to class or uh no. No, no, make the matcha at home. Some of us have a job to get to, and I certainly do not want to be greeted by the fucking bespoke tent in the parking lot any longer.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

Okay. So over that. That looks funny to me.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

Well, because I've avoided that for weeks now because I just know, and the other day I needed another coffee. So I was like, fine, I'll just stop and I pull in, I park, I go to hop out of the car, already pissed that it's like a wait, and I'm greeted by yes ladies, and I'm nearly crouching, trying to figure out where the voice in the sky is coming from. And then I'm hearing panting, control the breathing, and it's the B Spoke tent. Morning class, 8 a.m. class.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

Surprise it's me. It's me teaching the likes. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

Click in. Click in.

SPEAKER_02 54:24

Click in, mountain bikes, get on board.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

That just really set me over the edge. Yeah, I bet. And I don't know. I'm ready for snow. Not not really snow. I just want fall. Fall is like.

SPEAKER_02 54:42

I mean, I love fall. I love fall. I love New England.

SPEAKER_01 54:45

You know, local summer.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

Yes. Local summer, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Late September, early October.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

Still kind of warm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

Things are still open. Yeah. But, you know, you dress in layers and you kind of take it off as the day goes. Yeah. To then just put it right back on at night. But yeah. I love that. I wanna like, you know, ride to the beach, be able to just pull out my chair, pop it out, and like not have fucking Sally and Dave from you know Boston with their um 18 kids. 1200 kids who are not aware of social awareness and not um stepping on my toes. Yeah. Because I'm gonna take that bucket of sand and I'm gonna put it over your head. Stay in your lane. Stay to your four by four, okay?

SPEAKER_02 55:43

Yeah. Let's stick to the beach.

SPEAKER_01 55:45

Nothing worse than like getting to the beach early and you set up this whole spot and then next thing you know, someone is literally like on you.

SPEAKER_02 55:54

That literally drives me. There was one 4th of July. This had to have been like either the uh it must have been like a year or two before I moved. There was a 4th of July. I got up early, like like 6 a.m. to make sure I got a spot at my favorite beach. I was by myself. Like my tiny little I had a beach chair, I had a uh a towel to dry myself off that I laid out as like my tanning towel and my beach bag. Like literally a sliver of yeah, like I didn't even take up the space of the couch. Okay. Tiny little spot. It was beautiful morning, everything was fine. About an hour goes by. I'm like, this is the best 4th of July I've ever had. 7 a.m. on the 4th of July.

SPEAKER_01 56:46

And buckle up.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

Next thing you know, fucking I got fucking Jim and Carol over here blasting their yacht rock before they even get on the sand, parking it right next to me as if I'm part of their fucking group. I have fucking.

SPEAKER_01 57:06

You should just be like, did you bring chats?

SPEAKER_02 57:09

Honestly, I'm like past the crackers. Honest to God. Did I have fucking Sally and Dave and their 12 kids over here on this side of me? And we're looking, we're looking like one big happy family. Meanwhile, this is the longest beach in my area.

SPEAKER_01 57:25

You look like the nanny.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

Exactly. Exactly. Because all of them are pasty white. Let me get that out of the way. Fucking there is miles of empty beach. Empty beach. Hey, it's 7 a.m. People are just arriving. Go claim your spot literally anywhere else. Why are you sitting on top of my beach towel?

SPEAKER_01 57:49

You just look so inviting.

SPEAKER_02 57:52

Me and my fucking rolls out and about buttered with fucking tanning oil.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

Uh, cinnamon roll.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

Looking like a fucking cinnamon roll on the beach with my cheeks and that looks inviting to Sally and Dave and their 12 kids.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

I guess so.

SPEAKER_02 58:11

No, girl. I'm gonna steal Dave. Dave.

SPEAKER_01 58:15

I'm gonna steal your man.

SPEAKER_02 58:16

Dave is trying to get a piece of the cinnamon roll.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

Oh, ooee-eoey.

SPEAKER_02 58:20

So we better fucking collect her man. I gotta tell you. And then fucking Jim and Carol. Carol is like, we could swing. Oh. You know what I mean? Not the swine. They're like, you wanna go to fucking Spanky's clam shack with us later? We're going down there. We'll get a clamsrip. We'll get a clams. You can get in the back of the.

SPEAKER_01 58:48

Wait, do they have a big stuff lobster?

SPEAKER_02 58:50

That's big.

SPEAKER_01 58:54

I need a big stuff lobster. I know me too, girl.

SPEAKER_02 59:00

We have to go on a hunt for a big stuffy. Not a big stuffy. Well, I love me a stuffy too.

SPEAKER_01 59:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:08

We could get some cool.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 59:11

And some big stuff loops. Some stuffed co-quiles.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

Like I would settle for like a seafood boil at this point.

SPEAKER_02 59:16

Oh my god, I will bring you to Captain Louie's right now. I cannot.

SPEAKER_01 59:20

Oh my god. We should put that on the agenda. I think at this point we're just like food review.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to just be doing food reviews. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:29

I mean, honestly, it's on brand.

SPEAKER_02 59:31

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

It's until I get that fucking Ozempic fucking sponsorship, then it's over.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

Ozempie.

SPEAKER_02 59:38

Then we're going to be fitness gurus. Whether you like it or not.

SPEAKER_01 59:42

We're going to be in the beast boat plan.

SPEAKER_02 59:44

I was going to say Ven Club. Settle down.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

Shit, I'm out of range. You're doing this ride for you and only you. Climb that mountain, girl. Like, okay. Reach for your teammates. Settle down, Bob. We get it. You're fucking double zero. And like, we get it. You smoke camels and you fucking drink a Diet Coke. Oh, and that's all you consume. We got it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

It's gonna be me. Honestly, honest to God, I after this weekend I almost picked up a pack of cigarettes. I didn't. I have asthma so chic. Honestly, it looks like I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

You look cool if it's like honestly, it's a fucking vibe.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

I don't give a fuck what anybody has to say.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:37

A martini and a sig in one hand and the other hand open for backhands. Exactly. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:45

That's how I feel.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

Like that people upset. We're moving to Rhode Island. We're starting to smoke.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

We're gonna pick up the fucking camels on the way. We got our mob breads. It's got mob bread.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:00

Oh, I didn't realize we're fucking ranching.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

Well, you're talking to the bitch who loves a good cigar.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:12

Oh, this is true. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Like during the day, we got our mattini with the fucking mob bread, and then at night we're hitting the fucking bourbon bar with the fucking cigar.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

I'm not out of it. That's a whole ass vibe. It is next podcast will be live from the cigar bar.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

Cigar bar.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:34

Yeah, my name is Cheryl.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:42

I've been smoking Pomaz for 40 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

Whereas Grammy, when you need her. We should call her out. Oh, we should.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

We should call her out. She probably wouldn't speak to us on the pod, but definitely not on the pod.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:59

Off the record, she's a talker.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

Yes, she would be happy to spell the beans. Well, on that note.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:08

So great catching up.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

I love this.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Misty Girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:13

Lazy Sundays. Blueberry pie ice cream.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:18

Stay tuned for next week.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:19

We'll be going to a seafood boil.

unknown 1:02:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:23

It's happening.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

Love that. See you next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:27

See you next Tuesday.