EP 12: Would you keep that Pokemon as a pet?

Theo and Judah disscus which of the 151 original Pokemon they would keep as a pet.

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SPEAKER_01 0:12

As a podcast, welcome to today's episode. We really hope you enjoy. Today's episode, we have something a little bit different. We're gonna rank all original 151 Pokemon by how likely you'd keep them as a pet. Well, you can play along with us by figuring out how many you would keep as a pet, too. We hope you enjoy the episode. But wait, before the episode starts, we can't wait to tell you about a brand new deal. If you want to support a small podcast trying to grow, now you can. In our description, you can sign up for Rocket Plus, which allows you to get all of our episodes on Sunday instead of Friday.

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Or how little. Okay, let's get started with the episode. I'm sure all of you know what the very first Pokemon is. It's Bulbasaur, number 0001. It has 57 total cards. It's a grass poison type, is 2'4, and has a full set market value of $2,859. I actually have $38 worth of Bulbasaur. Just two random bulk cards and the and um and the first partner collection bulbasaur. Yes, I did pull it. So, Judah, do you would you keep this as a pet?

SPEAKER_03 2:20

I don't know. Um, I'm going to ask you to answer first, and then I'm going to answer.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Okay, so it is a poison type. So it would probably like poison me or something. But I'm looking at like the Stellar Crown Bulbasaur. It's just kinda whoa, the Stellar Crown Bulbasaur actually would have a lot. Oh! The Bulbasaur's now the new most expensive card from Stellar Crown.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Wow, I didn't know that. But anyway, it's just kind of chilling on a shelf. And I feel like and I feel like I could take Bulbasaur. Yeah, I I I would keep Bulbasaur as a pack.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

You know, I don't think I would. Really? I mean, Bulbasaur is a poison type. Though that hump on his back, he just s every now and then just spews out spores. And yes, those spores make things grow, but I don't really want things to go in the house. I know Bulbasaur is cute and all, but technically speaking, about how I would be able to treat him, my I'm not very good at gardening, so I don't think I would take Bulbasaur.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Uh interesting. So it's wow. I think that Bulbasaur is like a little bit on the edge. But okay, let's move on to Ivysaur. Number two, 43 cards. Grass poison type, 3-3, and has a full set mark value of $1,308. I no, I wouldn't keep Ivysaur as a pet. That that's pretty obvious.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Ivysaur's just too big.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Yeah. It's gonna be a lot of them is just gonna be like no.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

Yeah. Same thing with Venusaur, like it would be cool to have a Venusaur, but it's just way too big.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

Venusaur's massive. I actually Okay. So next we're gonna move on to Charmander.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Whaaaaa! This is hard for me. This is very hard. Because, on one hand, he's a cute little fire lizard. And whoa, his 151 card just went up. His 151 card's $130. It's almost past the Venusaur. Imagine it's like the big three of 151, Charizard, Charizard, Blastoise, and Charmander. Anyway. Dang. That was just falling behind. It needs to be more than the Squirtle. The Squirtle went up so much. So yeah, Charmander. The I think the only thing that would that like is making me on the edge is just his tail.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

Yeah, no. I w I just wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do Charmander, Charmeleon, or Charizard. Charizard for obvious reasons, but look at their tail.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

I think I'm gonna I think I would. Yeah, Charmander would just like burn the house down. Charmale Charmeleon would burn the house down ever so slightly.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

Charmander would just breathe. And he'd burn the house down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

Squirtle. I would keep Squirtle.

SPEAKER_03 5:27

I would keep Squirtle.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Yeah. Squirtle's just like a little dude. Like maybe he'll get the house like a little wet, but like he's Squirtle. He's just cool. And keep in mind, this isn't like training the Pokemon. This is like a pet. So you like have relative control. Like you like you can tell them to like stop doing something, but you can't just tell them to go attack someone.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Yeah.

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Would you keep War Turtle? I think I would.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

How wait, I'm gonna see how big War Turtle is.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

War Turtle is three feet.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Three feet.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

I think there are dogs that are bigger than that.

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I don't think I would keep War Turtle.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

I would definitely keep War Turtle. He's just like a cute little dude. Now Blastoise on the other hand.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

Blastoise literally has guns on its back. I would get arrested for keeping Blastoise.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

Okay, next up, Caterpie. I would definitely I don't see any problem with it. It is a foot tall, but it's just a Oh yeah. Yeah, it's it's literally just a little slithery bug.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

I mean, the hard part would just be feeding it, because what does a caterpee eat?

SPEAKER_01 6:40

I feel like that's a Google question. Caterpie diet. Uh-huh. It's oh! Massive quantities of tree leaves and vegetation.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

Oh, I could handle that.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Yeah. No, no, I would completely keep caterpie.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

What about metapod?

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Well, I don't think I could I I think I could handle Metapod. The problem would just be like, why? Metapod's literally just like a shell. Does it even move?

SPEAKER_04 7:18

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

Yeah, I I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna say like no. Like it might, like, I don't I don't I definitely think that I could handle it, but like, why? I have no reason to.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

What about Butterfree? I mean, I agree with you, but oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

What?

SPEAKER_03 7:42

No.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Three foot seven?

SPEAKER_03 7:44

Butterfree is three foot seven. Butterfree, also, if you read Butterfree's thing, every time she flaps her wings, she sends out a bunch of poisonous pollen. Yeah, which would kill anyone.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Yeah. And it's just too big. Like and I'm and it's and it looks so fragile. I'm afraid I'll just like sit on it or something.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Weedle, yes.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Oh, complete. Well, it does have like the you can't really pet it because it has like the big point on its head. But it's just like a cute little dude. I would definitely keep Weedle.

SPEAKER_02 8:18

I love Weedle.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

Yeah, Weed Weedle is pretty amazing.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

I mean he's Weedle.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

And well, katana, same thing as Metapod. Cocoona. Same thing as Metapod, it's just a cocoon. Like why?

SPEAKER_03 8:28

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Like, I I'm sure I could keep it.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

I think no. No.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

No, Beach Earl's just a giant three-foot-tall wasp.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

Yeah, but its hands are stingers, and if you don't feed it, if you don't do exactly what it wants, it will stab you. And he's a bug and poison type. Yeah. Next is Pidgey.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

I don't think I could give Pidgey enough room.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

Pidgey's one foot tall.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

I know, but like it needs to fly around. I don't think I could give it enough room.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

I might be able to set something up outside and have like a perch for it where it gets food or like a bird nest and then just let it be itself.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

If it will like always return to me, then yes, I would keep it. But if it's but if it's just gonna like leave and fly away, then no. But okay, what what's the rule on that? Are they loyal to you? Will they return?

SPEAKER_03 9:20

Yeah, they're your pet.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

Let's say, no, let's say by your pet. They're not your Pokemon, but you know, if you let if you dropped um Pikachu in the middle of nowhere, Pikachu would try to find you. Yeah. Let's say it's like that for all Pokemon.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

It's like a strong bond, but you can't just tell them to sick someone. Okay, so I would definitely keep Pidgeot.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

Sick them.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Same thing with Pidgeotto and Pidgeot, because I don't need to keep them necessarily in the house.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Pidgeot, but for Pikachu. And then there's a danger. Pidgeot can fly at Mach 2.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Yeah, but they're not a danger to other people.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

No, but they might be a danger to your eardrums every time Pidgeot flies at the time.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Sonic booms? Okay, yeah, I I agree with you. I I would keep Pidgeot to open up Pidgeot.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

How would Pidgeot even land on your house? Okay, I would not take Rattata. Rattata's a rat.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

It I feel like you you'd have better luck taming the rats in the basement.

SPEAKER_03 10:15

It's a one-foot tall rat.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

And then Radicade, no, because it's literally just a two-foot tall rat.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Like, oh, that's interesting. Radicade can swim. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_03 10:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Yeah, Radicade can swim.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

He's kind of cursed.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Yeah. Okay, okay. Sphero. Same deal. I would keep him. He's cool.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

Yeah, but I'm just gonna have a giant perch with like 10 million different birds that I'm like, oh, I would keep that. I would keep that.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Yeah, yeah. I've kept eight out of the 21 Pokemon that we've done so far.

SPEAKER_03 10:54

I've kept five.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

Well. Okay. Fearow.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

No.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

I wouldn't keep any Pokemon that has Fear in its name.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

No, yeah. Fearo looks is he looks cruel. He's four feet tall. And I'm pretty sure he can probably fly it at least Mach 1.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Well, that's a Pokemon.

unknown 11:15

Ekens?

SPEAKER_03 11:16

No.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

It's a snake.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

Ekens is a giant snake. It's a six-foot snake.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Oh whoa. Pokemon that's six foot long. Not six feet.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Okay. Six feet long?

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Yeah, I know, I know. Same thing with Arbach. No.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

Arbach's even scarier.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

It doesn't live here, so no. But Pikachu?

SPEAKER_03 11:37

I don't know. Actually, no, Theo, you go first.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Well, here's my reasoning. If it was Ass's Pikachu, no, not in a million years. That thing's gonna electrocute the whole town. But if it's just a normal Pikachu, completely. It's just a little dude who can, like, I'm sure that he could harm someone a lot, but he's not gonna, because he's like, pet. He's just a cute little dude.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

He is really cute. He is really cute.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

He is a really cute little dude. I think. I would want to get like a smarter Pikachu, like a detective Pikachu, who can like think, because I think that the Pikachu would probably incinerate everything if it was like Ash's Pikachu. But it's not. So actually, you've convinced me. I think I will do Pikachu. I'll take him.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

Good, good.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

Okay. Next is Raichu.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

No. Jinx. Judda Jda Juda. Rai Raichu's just like Pikachu's on the edge, Raichu's what pushes it over the edge. Like it's cool, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Oh, so it just I mean, not really. It's not that cool.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

It is. It's cool.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

I mean, yeah, but like, no. Okay. Next we have Sand Shrew.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

Sand Shrew would make a mess. Why? Can Tentu shoot sand? Oh, it burrows into the ground to create its nest, so I don't think I could.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

Yeah, no, it would burrow into your house.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

Yeah, yeah, no. And then Sand Slash is just that guy but more violet.

SPEAKER_04 13:08

Yeah, with a giant like.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

I would keep Nidorian though. It's just like a cute little mouse.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

I would, but what does Nidorian eat?

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Good question. I'll look it up. Nidorian diet. Let's see. Uh, fruits, nuts, berries, and plants. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could definitely feed that.

SPEAKER_03 13:31

And then Knit Arena. Yeah. I'd keep them together.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

Yeah. And then Nitto Queen's too big. Nitto queen.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

And the same with Nitto King.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

Yeah, same thing with Nidto King. But I would still keep the um. I would still keep the Nidorian male and the Knit Areno. Wait, no, I would not keep the Knit Arena. Look at it. Look at this guy. Look at it. It's just like a big Oh yeah, nah.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

It's not like cute or anything.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

And and it looks like it's gonna try to kill me. Now Knitto King is just automatic now.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

But then Clefairy. It's like two feet tall and adorable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Oh, Clefairy is an expert healer.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

Yeah. I I don't need to pay American I don't need to pay American hospital bills. I can just have Clefairy fix me up.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Yeah, she's better than American hospital bills. Uh Clefable, yes. She's four foot three, but Clefable, Clefairy, they're smart. Like they can think. They won't just go around making a mess. Cl Clefairy and Clefable like care.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Yeah, I I agree, they do care. Vulpex. Just a just a little dude. I would keep them. I don't know if I will.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

I don't want to keep a two-foot-tall fox.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Yeah, but it's literally just it's like there are dogs that are bigger than this. I don't think it would be hard to care for, and it's adorable.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

I th I'm not I wouldn't be, I just I don't think I would be very good at taking care of them. Nintails, no.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

No.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

There is a story about Nintails that if you touch one of his tails, you'll be cursed for all of eternity forever. Nintails will literally kill you.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Jigglypuff, yes, yes, a million times.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Although. Why don't she start singing? Then you'll you'll fall asleep. Although, Jigglypuff could sing me to sleep. Like if if I'm having a like a bad night.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Just bring in my little one-foot-tall Jigglypuff.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

You know, I bet I bet I could train the Jigglypuff to like when I call it crawl into bed, just like start singing so I fall asleep. Oh, imagine cuddling with Jigglypuff. It's so cute.

unknown 15:36

That'd be.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

Wigglytuff I'd rather cudd cuddle with.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Hmm, yeah. Wigglytuff. No, Wigglytuff is a little bit big. Wigglytuff is 3-3. Like Jigglypuff, I could just like squeeze. Wigglytuff, I would need to like. It would be harder, but I would still keep Wigglytuff.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

I've kept 16 Pokemon so far. What about you?

SPEAKER_04 15:58

Well.

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Or a number 41.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Yeah, I've kept 12.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

12. Zubat, no, it's just a bat.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

No, no. It's a poisonous bat.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Yeah. Yeah. Same thing with Golbat. Golbat is just bigger, Zubat. Oddish. Awww. I would keep Oddish.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

I would put him in the yard.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Yeah, I'm sure he would love to like run around in the yard. Oh my god, Judah. Look at the Scarlet Violet Promo Oddish.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

What?

SPEAKER_01 16:30

If you sort by most expensive of the Oddish, look at the one that's a Scarlet Violet promo. It's the fourth most expensive.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

Aww.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

I need that. I need that. Wow, that thing's so cool.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

Um, gloom, no.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

No, just poison. She's gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Same with Viplume.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

Literally would kill you.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

But Paris? Just a crab.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

Yeah, but I don't want a one-foot-tall crab with mushrooms currently on its back.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

I would keep it outside.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

Same with Parasect.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Uh, I would keep Paris, but not Parasect. Parasect is gonna draw the line.

SPEAKER_03 17:10

Not Venomat, no.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

No, Venomat's just gonna poison me. Just gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

No, a lot of these will just kill you.

SPEAKER_01 17:15

Yeah, Venomoth is probably gonna kill me too. But Diglet? I would keep Diglett.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

No.

SPEAKER_01 17:21

Why not?

SPEAKER_03 17:23

Did you do you know what Diglet does? Diglit is like in the stories, is known to incinerate people's homes. Same with a um same with um Doug Trio because they he digs under your house and he's basically like a giant termite.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

So I would not.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

I would keep Meowth for the comic relief. I want someone to talk to. It's just like a little cat. It would be so funny. I would completely keep Meowth.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

Yeah. Meowth.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

I wonder what the most expensive is.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Persian, nah. Just big cat.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Persian. But it's not like maybe if I lived in like a jungle or something, but no.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Oh my god. Yes. Psyduck? Psyduck.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Psyduck would just have- so cute! I would keep Psyduck if he didn't have a constant headache. I'd feel so bad for him.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

Oh yeah. But I also get migraines. So.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Oh yeah, you can relate to him. I don't get migraines, so like.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Yeah, we could we could have a migraine party.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Gold Gold duck is no.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

No.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

What's a migraine party? You turn off the lights and stare at a wall.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

But I get to cuddle with a giant Psyduck, and he's like this thing. He's basically a giant body pillow. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

No. Jinx.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

Primeape. No. Jinx. Theatheo. Gradolith. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Mmm.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

He's a giant fire dog. He's a giant two-foot-tall dog that can basically summon fire.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

I'm going to read some of his um extremely loyal to its trainer. It will bark at those who um who appeared to the.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Oh, actually, never mind.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Too late. You already locked in your answer. No, I did my research.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

I just changed it.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Yeah, I I would keep.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

Not Arcanine.

SPEAKER_01 19:15

Uh yeah, Arcanine is just too big.

SPEAKER_03 19:18

Polywack. Oh, yes. Oh yes. But I'd have to like make a makeshift pond outside.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Uh it's worth it to have that guy around.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Yeah, he's so cute.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

I don't think I'd do Polyworld.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

I found another. I've got another. If you look at the collection moon set, it's another set where just a random um nest ball gold is just the most expensive. It's an $175 random trainer. Polyworls look looks like he's gonna beat me up. Probably not.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

And um Poly Wrath will literally beat you up. He has Wrath in his name.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Yeah, no. But Polyworl will be adorable. Abra? No, he would probably like manipulate. Well, I I need to read some of his Pokedex descriptions. Like that one. Urrr. Which one? Oh, this one probably has one. Nope, it doesn't. Oh, they haven't written they this app doesn't have him written out for the Japanese ones. Here. Abra can teleport in his sleep. Apparently, the more deeply Abra sleeps, the farther teleportations go. No. He would just like teleport out of my house.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Kadabra? No.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Nah.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

And Alakazam, no.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Machop? Yeah, I'll keep him.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

I would keep Machop, just not any of the other ones.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

I just don't want to make him mad. Yeah. The other ones are literally just like buff dudes. I don't want like a random buff dude just walking around my house.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Bell sprout? I mean, yeah, it's just a plant. I put him next to my Oddish. I'd probably eat him, but.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

I well, no, he's a poison type. Um.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

I put him outside.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Let me read his Pokedex descriptions. Even though its body is extremely skinny, it's blindingly fast when catching its prey. Hmm, okay. Eve oh, that's the exact same Pokedex entry. Dang. Its bud looks like a human face. Because of that, the bud is rumored to be a the type of a legendary mandrake plant. Having a legendary plant in my yard? It's on the edge, but I I would do it. It it it works.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

Weepin' bell.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

No. It will just like eat everything.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Victory bell.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

No. Same thing. Tentacle, I would keep if I had an ocean.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

Yeah. No, tentacle literally uses its ten um its tentacles to beat people up.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Same Geodude is just a no.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

And Geodude. Nah. He's a giant floating rock with fists. Graveler.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Graveler, definitely no. Golem? No. Ponietta.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

No, she'd burned my grass.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

Yeah. Maybe I'll keep it if I lived on like a farm or something.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Rush ramp no. Yeah. Cause see restaurants Rapidash.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

I would keep Slowpoke. Slowpoke is adorable.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

Oh my god, yes.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

He would just like laze around on my couch and like We would, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

He's best friends with um, what's his name? Um Psyduck. So me, Slowpoke, and Psyduck would have migraine parties together. Judah? What?

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Slowpoke from Hidden Fates has a very interesting bit of flavor text. Alolan home cooking involves drying slowpoke tails and then simmering them into a salty stew. Why?

SPEAKER_02 22:51

I hate this.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

Man. I would protect my slow poke. Slow bro is just gonna kill me. No way.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

Yeah. I mean he probably wouldn't, but like he would.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

He would accidentally feet tall. Magnemite, I would can he accidentally electrotize.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

No, no, because he would his magnet would like literally magnetize all of your house.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

It sends out electromagnetic waves which let it float through the air. Touching while it's eating electricity will give you a full body shock. Hard pass, no.

SPEAKER_03 23:27

Farfetch'd, I wouldn't, not because I don't want to, but because I feel like he wouldn't get along with the other birds that I have on my hands.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

We skipped Magneton and um because theirs are just worse than his.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

Uh Farfetched. I need to read some of its Pokedex descriptions. Um, the plant of it, the plant stock it holds is its weapon. The stalk is used like a sword to cut all sorts. No.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Uh Doduo.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

No, he's four foot seven. He's like around my height. That's that's Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 24:00

Dodrio is five foot eleven.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

I would I really want to keep seal, but I can't, because I don't live by the water.

SPEAKER_03 24:07

I don't want to keep seal. No! Oh my god, no. Go to number and go to the fourth one. Look, she's on land.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Yes. But he's a seal.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

He's a walrus. I'm gonna add him. I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

The colder it gets, the better it feels. It joyfully swims around oceans so cold that they're filled with floating ice. No, I can't care for that guy.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

I I'm I'm gonna care for him.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

How?

SPEAKER_03 24:38

You can make a I'm going to create a bioenviron- I'm going to buy a bioenvironment. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Not Newgong. Not Grimer.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

Grimer's just malted. Muck is literally a pile of molted trash.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Shelter, I would keep if I had an ocean. He's kinda cute.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

He is kinda cute.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

Cloyster, I would keep if I had an ocean. Ghastly, no.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

Haunter? No.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Gengar? Gengar? No.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

Okay, let me read some descriptions of Gengar. Let's see. It absorbs the heat in the air around it. If you suddenly feel cold, it's because of a Gengar has arrived.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

No.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Under a full moon, this Pokemon likes to mimic sh shadows in people and laugh at their fright.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

It hides in shadows. It is said that rooms where Gengar is hiding, the temperature drops by nearly by nearly 10 degrees. My my b my heating bill would go up by so much.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

And he wouldn't let you go to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

It steals the life of its target. It slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. No.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

That's the same with Hunter. Hunter also steals his life.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

I guess.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

I would keep that as a pet. It's just flops and everything dies.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Drowsy?

SPEAKER_03 25:53

Uh no, no, you forgot Onyx.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

No.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Drowsy!

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Onyx is a twenty twenty-eight-foot-long rock monster.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

I might keep drowsy.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Does drowsy have a um It finds fun dreams tasty. When it makes friends with people, it may show them the most delicious dreams it's ever eaten. Wait, what do you mean it eats dreams?

SPEAKER_03 26:14

It consumes your dreams.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

So I would never dream?

SPEAKER_03 26:17

No, you would dream, but when you dream good, it tastes like dreams are like food for them, so the better the food is prepared, the better it tastes to him. Puts Hypno, no.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Yeah, I I would not do Drowsy. I would not do Hypno. It would just hypnotize me to fall asleep.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

Krabby.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

No. If I would maybe keep him if I live by an ocean. And Kingler's just bigger Krabby. Volt Orb, no. Fun fact about Volt Orb.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Oh yeah, I heard that.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

There's yeah, yeah, there's a Japanese um fairy tale, I think.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

I think I think it's a creature.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

It's a type of where tools come alive after turning a hundred. Volt orb is a living Pokeball. Oh, was is a living Pokeball with the Pokedex number 100. Cool little fact. And Electrodes just bigger. No.

unknown 27:08

No.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Execute?

SPEAKER_03 27:10

No, it's just a bunch of eggs.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

I feel like it would be funny though.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

It would be really funny. Actually, no, I think I'd be.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

This extremely rare Pokemon's a different color than usual. It's hard to find. Don't care. I would Whoa, I'm still going. Using tele using telepathy, only fellow Execute can pick up from. They always form a cluster of six. I'm I'm reading a ton of Pokedex entries. I'm I'm gonna find anything. Six heads converse using telepathy, they can quickly get yeah, I'll keep execute, it'll be cute.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

Yeah, I would. But not executor. No, executor.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Executor. I I really I'm really cubone.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

No. He has a giant bone.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

I feel like he'd be cute though. He wouldn't attack me. We'd just kind of walk around with the Look! Look, if he's sorted by price, the the third and fourth most expensive ones. He's juggling bones. I want a pet that can juggle bones.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

Yeah, but I don't want a pet that has bones in the first place.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

I completely would, but not Moark.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

Hitmon Lee's no shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

It's also it's Marowak.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

Oh whatever. Not Hitmon Lee, not Hitmonchan, not Lick.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

No, they just hit you.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

I kinda want lick a tongue.

SPEAKER_03 28:20

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

Is that weird?

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Wait, what? Let's read the description. It checks out what whatever is around it by licking everything.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

No.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

No. Coughing is just a no.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

No, it literally is massive.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

Breezing is also just a no. Ryborn is just a definite no.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

They will just like destroy my house. Same thing with the thing.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

We're breezing through these.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Chansey!

SPEAKER_03 28:48

Yes. Okay. I read this thing. You know the egg that she has?

SPEAKER_01 28:52

Oh, it's super healing, and she gives it to people at both.

SPEAKER_03 28:55

Okay, Chansey's egg apparently tastes so good and is so nutrient-rich that if one eats it, that one egg could feed like a hundred people.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Yeah, I would completely chance it.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

And so kind.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

It's a little it's a little big at three foot seven, but I would definitely keep it.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

It's just a super nice, sentient dog.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Tangalea.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

No. It's just vines. I don't want that. I don't like vines.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

It's cute though. It's cute.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

Genghis Khan.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm still on Tangalea. I'm keeping Tanglea. It's cute.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Look at the Erica's Tangalia. I have that Erica's Tangalia IR from Ascended Heroes. It's just kinda Erica chilling on a Tangalea.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

I just um go to Kangas Khan because I just realized I had that Kangas Khan from Fire Red Leaf Green olive foil.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

You did? What'd you do with it?

SPEAKER_03 29:49

I don't know, but I don't have it anymore.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Dang. How's the reverse hollow half the price of the normal? The holofoil is $77. The reverse holo is 40.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

I would just like to point out how Kangas Khan is a 7 foot 3 and that no.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

No, that that no.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

Horsia!

SPEAKER_01 30:08

If wait, how tall are they? They're 1 foot 4, so I don't think I can make a tank bigger big enough for that.

SPEAKER_03 30:13

Cedra, though, just bigger Golden.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

If I could make a t if I could make a tank for them. Goldine's two feet tall. If I could make a tank for them, yes.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

CK is four feet tall.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Well, four foot.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Four feet long.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Staru is two foot seven.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

That's a the biggest starfish ever.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

I feel like you can make a pond for them. Well, no, because I don't live by the ocean. No Staru. No Starmie. There's always just like, if we say no to the first one, we're staying no to the second.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

Mr. Mommy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:44

You would?

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

He's so creepy.

SPEAKER_03 30:47

He's nice though.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Have fun.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Oh, I will.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Scyther Scyther, no. Scyther's just gonna kiss me.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Yes!

SPEAKER_01 30:56

No, not Scyther! And Jinx is just gonna kiss me. Electrabuzz is just killing me.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

Jinx will literally just kiss you.

SPEAKER_01 31:05

Magmar is also gonna kill me. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 31:08

I haven't caught up.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Pincer is also gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

Oh my god, Pia, slow down.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

Okay, I'm waiting for you on Pincer, but like all of them are just gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Okay. Taurus.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

If I if I lived on a ranch, yes, but I don't, so no.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Uh magic. It looks so sad. Look at the animation.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

I mean, like it's two 11.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

It just dies. Like when it's on land, it just dies, but it's always on land for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

Gyarados? Wait, Gyarados floats.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Well, yeah, Gyarados, guys, guess how light Gyarados is.73 kilograms.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Yay!

SPEAKER_03 31:47

Gyarados is so light, I could lift him with one hand.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Oh, never mind. Once it appears, it goes on a rampage. It remains in rage until it demolishes everything around it. No.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

Yeah. Lapras, no, Lapras is ginormous.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

Lapras is eight feet tall. That's just like too big. Dinno!

SPEAKER_03 32:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:07

Dinno would be so cute.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

And it could pretty much just can just um turn into anything that it wants. It it I it could be like a cute thing. It could just be scary if it wants. And I imagine it like randomly changes into things. But I've kept 28 of the 132 Pokemon that we've done.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

I've kept 5, 6, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Wow. Well cute is cows.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

26.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Wow, we've kept a shockingly similar amount. Eevee, I would. Yes. Eevee's just like.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

Eevee is literally Eevee.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Yeah. Vaporeon is three foot three. I wouldn't keep Vaporeon.

SPEAKER_00 32:53

I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

Well, I'm gonna look at pictures of Vapore of Vaporeon. Like, no, it lives underwater. I couldn't care for that.

SPEAKER_03 33:02

Flareon, um, flare- the fire on Jolteon? No.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

Well No Joltion, no Flareon.

SPEAKER_03 33:07

The fire on Flareon goes up to 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

Porricon doesn't exist in this world.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

No, it's a digital Pokemon.

SPEAKER_03 33:19

Well, I'd do it. Because I would be able to, even when I'm on my Chromebook, I'd be able to hang out with him.

SPEAKER_01 33:25

Oh! Completely. Completely.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

Oh Manti? No.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Uh it's a little big, so yeah, probably no.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

Same quite a bit.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

Almost all, same thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

Cabuto! No.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

That just like goes to that same. Kaboot tops. No.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

Aerodactyl. Aerodactyl? That thing is just like a giant prehistoric dragon. Snorlax. I really want to keep this, but I need to like find a way to justify it.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

Yeah, how on earth would you keep a Snorlax?

SPEAKER_01 34:01

Maybe outside? Well, how tall it's it's 6'11. But like, here's the thing. It's 6'11, but like a human could be it. A human that's 6'11 could like live in a house. No, it would eat too much. Well, let's see what it eats. Snorlax diet. Oh, just kind of lays around all day.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

Snorlax diet, everything.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

Okay, Snorlax diet is Thorny vines or m rotten moldy food. No.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Okay. I think we can say the same thing for all three legendary birds.

unknown 34:41

No.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

Yes? No, just kidding. No, it won't kill me. Well, no, it's loyal to me. I would keep that.

SPEAKER_03 34:47

Moltres would kill a lot of the fire type Pokemon would just kill you on accident.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

I would keep. Uh I'm gonna see. Could Articuno survive in like a non-Actic climate?

SPEAKER_02 35:02

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

I'm looking at like well.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

I'm gonna read some Articuno lore. A legendary bird Pokemon who is said to appear to doomed people who are lost on icy mountains.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

Oh, um, I actually see a picture of it living in a city. I would keep Articuno.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

A legendary bird Pokemon can create blizzards by freezing moisture in the air.

SPEAKER_01 35:26

I would keep Articuno.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

I would just let it run free.

SPEAKER_03 35:31

Okay, Dertini, nah. It's a snake. It's six feet long.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

A six foot long snake, no.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

And Dragonair's same thing, but 13 feet long. Yeah. Dragonite. Actually, yeah. Dragonite is incredibly loyal. Dragonite is so good at carrying messages, I just wouldn't let him inside the house.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

That's fair. Actually, I agree with you now.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Mewtwo, no.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

No.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

Mewtwo's already tried to incinerate the world once in the Pokemon movie.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Yeah, it's it'll just try to kill us all again.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

Mewt, yes.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Okay, now this one is gonna require some serious consideration. It's one foot four. That helps. That helps a lot.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

But it can fly and it's smart and it's nice and it's uh won't kill you.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

I'm gonna read to Pokedex entries. Pokedex centuries. Because it can use all kinds of moose, many scientists believe Mew to be the ancestor of Pokemon. Yeah, that doesn't really change my opinion. Because oh, let's see.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Well, because there's only one Mew, so they don't really have a lot of Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

I guess.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

So rare that is said to be miraged by many experts. Only few people have seen it worldwide.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

Yeah, I would keep Mew. It's cute.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Yeah, I would keep Mew.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Alright, so I kept 33 out of the 151 Pokemon. I kept Wow, Just counting. Okay. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

I might have found a I kept 25.

SPEAKER_01 37:04

25. Wow, looks like I got more guts than you, huh?

SPEAKER_03 37:08

I mean, yeah, but I'm not risking my life for for Yeah, I guess that's fair.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Um I think the lesson to be learned here is Pokemon don't make great pets. Like, I think there were like one or two that I think would be like, oh yeah, that that would be amazing. I would love to have that. But most of them were just like, yeah, I could take care of them, yeah, it'd be cool. I would love to have Mew. Mew is awesome. But yeah, yeah. The lesson to be learned here is definitely well, Pokemon aren't the greatest pets of all time, so just stay away.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Next time you get next time you get like a text that's like, yeah, hey, I'm selling Pokemon.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

Ugh.

SPEAKER_03 37:52

Um, for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

I'm a bad person. Anyway, um, comment it comment in the comment sections if you want us to do this for other generations.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

And also comment your score.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Well, not your score, but well, how many how many you got?

SPEAKER_01 38:09

It's not a competition. Well, I'm Theo!

SPEAKER_03 38:11

And I'm Judah.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

And we'll see you trainers later.