It’s Thurl Thursday!

Episode 2: It’s Thurl Thursday! dives into the early feedback from Episode 1 as Jay & Tai continue finding their rhythm while keeping it completely unfiltered. The guys break down the legendary movie Hardball, pay respect to G-Baby, and share stories that somehow spiral into chaos — including Tai’s unbelievable roller coaster story and an all-time embarrassing moment when he fails to recognize a famous Philly icon. The episode also introduces the very first “Thurl of the Week,” shining a spotlight on someone who truly embodies what it means to Stay Thurl.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Thanks. Like, can you feel that?

SPEAKER_03 0:02

Oh my god, yeah, dude. I start getting like I feel like my face is on fire, and I know that everyone else is looking at my red face. I know it. So then it makes it harder for me to not be. Are you confused?

SPEAKER_01 0:16

A little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

I clapped. You know why I clapped? Wow. Because our producer told me to when we're filming and recording. He said, if you don't remember, it's not a big deal. I remembered.

unknown 0:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 0:29

Well, can you do me one favor this time when we start recording and we're actually on?

SPEAKER_01 0:34

And what's that?

SPEAKER_03 0:35

Can you not sound like a little scared bitch when we're doing this? I was not scared. Let's go. That's the opening, baby. Let's go. All right, we're jumping right into it, baby. Here we are. I'm Ty. And I'm Jay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

And we come alive from the Moondog Saloon.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

Oh, we got it. I like that. Okay. Yeah, me too. But I think the other way is better, unfortunately. Yeah, what you saying it. We'll get to it. We'll talk to our producer. I keep saying that. We got a producer now, man. That's great. Love it. And what's his name again? Uh, Goofy.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Goofy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:19

I'm not going to reveal his first name. I don't think I said his first name in I like Goofy. Yeah. Let's keep it Goofy. He's a goofball, dude. I can tell through the message. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah, we got a group chat now. Talking about keeping it thorough.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Real thorough.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

How tall he was? You said it?

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Bro, he's six. I'm going to do it. He's not, but six seven. No, he's 6'6.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

And maybe that's the reason why this mic was so high last week, huh?

SPEAKER_03 1:47

No, but that yeah, you're right. The mic, that was part of the feedback we got. The mic was covering your handsome face, and you know, people didn't like that. I said, you know, that's part of my feedback, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

But which some of you don't know. Jay's about maybe 6'2, 6'3. 6'2 and a half. Okay, 6'2. And me myself, I'm about 4'11. No, not even. Not even. Not even.

SPEAKER_03 2:13

5'2.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

No.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

You're really not? No. I'm about right now.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

I'm about 5'5, 5'6.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Okay, yeah. So you're about 4'11. Yeah, you're about 5'.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

And yes, I'm I'm tall. No, you're not? I am tall.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Okay. You're right.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Anybody that's short, you can ask anybody and they are going to say they're tall too.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Yeah, you're right. Mitches, uh, you could probably got a lot of midges you talk to. Can I say that? You're sure. Uh, yeah, that's fine. All right. Little people. Short people. Short people.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Short people's syndrome. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

No, you're short, so they're little. Short people syndrome. Yeah. That's the thing. Yes. Diagnosed by the uh National Doctor Association, the NDA. Made that up.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

I kind of like that, but no. Associated by short people.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

Yeah, I guess there's a lot of you, huh? I'm not tall though. Everyone thinks I'm tall.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

Goofy is tall, dude. He's 6'6. That does not matter. Jay, you're 6'2 in that half. Right. Any girl gonna go for a 6'2. Girls have to deal with it. Because it's the height requirement. Right. Everything.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

But girls don't like tall guys. They like normal height guys. I'm normal height. 6'2. Right. Goofy is tall. And I'm shorter. Right. You're yes, you're short.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Oh, so that's funny. Because I'm short.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Yeah. Well, you just said you were tall with your chest out. And now you're saying, yeah, that's right. I got you to admit the truth. We avoided our cap guy right here. And if you'll notice, you know, he's got a cap. It's about time.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

About time? It's the second episode. It don't matter, it's still about time.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

You're right. You're right. And you know what? I asked him his opinion. I had a couple different choices. We had a bucket hat, we had a sombrero. That would have been great, but it was too big. So we landed on the little Phillies cap.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Because we all Philly fans over here.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Eagles.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

You know, Sixers. Who else? Flyers. And you already know. Who say it? The Phillies.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

No, you already said them. Looking for the union. The soccer team, the union.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

I never knew we had one.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Yeah. Trying to get the five for five thing. Philly's a big four for four. You set them Flyers, Sixers, Phillies, Eagles. Try to get the union out there. I never knew we had that. Well, you're black. You don't know soccer.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

What do you do?

SPEAKER_03 4:34

I don't. No?

unknown 4:35

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

You didn't play? No. How about your son? He plays soccer?

SPEAKER_01 4:39

He does.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Oh, yeah. You love soccer.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

You can try and get him to be a professional soccer player?

SPEAKER_01 4:45

If he does what you want to do.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

Right. Yeah, we gotta let him do what they want to do. I'm trying to get Bryce into pickleball right now.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

Like right now, my son loves football too, as well.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

But you coach him, right?

SPEAKER_01 4:56

Oh, come on, man. Championship twice in a row. One twice. Clear eyes, full heart. You can't lose, baby. Listen, baby.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

Come on, man. Oh yeah. The champ is here. Clear eyes, full heart.

SPEAKER_03 5:11

Stay thorough.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Stay thorough about it.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

I just thought of that. Not really. I thought about that before the show started. I just did it. You definitely did. Yeah. Friday Night Lights. It's a great show, right?

SPEAKER_01 5:23

Kim Brigands. Speaking about a show or movie, Jay. I do have one question for you.

SPEAKER_03 5:27

Oh God.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Go ahead. What do you know about G-Baby? Oh, that's a good segue right there. All right. Can you stand up and show everybody back in your shirt?

SPEAKER_03 5:39

Yeah. Can you stand up so I can show them how taller I am than you? Oh gosh.

unknown 5:44

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Let's get my cape in there too. Oh, you're wearing a cape?

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Alright, that's enough. Did you wear that because Superman from Remember the Titans? That's what uh I think. Gary called Julius? Yes. No. You Superman. Yeah, so Julius called Gary. Yeah. I'm not Superman though. You're Superman.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

I mean with the G Baby shirt on. You Superman's right now.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

Sorry, Goofy. I hit the mic. Said watch, don't hit the mic. What did I do? Well, that's because we stood up and got tall legs.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

Sure legs don't have that problem, sorry. But you still answer the question, what do you know about G Baby? I know that.

SPEAKER_03 6:29

So the first time I ever cried at a movie, and I sobbed, sobbed, was G Baby's death. Man, I don't even want to I don't even want to talk about it. But that that had an impact on me, man. That that movie was great. That was John Wick. Wow. We gotta rewatch Horball as if John Wick, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Yeah, good times. Hardball is great. But what made you say, you know what, I want to go see this movie? I mean, honestly, tell you the truth, like no offense or anything, but I never heard a white person actually say they saw Horball. And even if you explain it to them, they don't understand Horball. But you coming out of nowhere, out of woodword meet being friends with you, seeing you with this shirt on. I want to know, and I guess a lot of us want to know. What made you say let's watch Horball?

SPEAKER_03 7:30

Uh, it was a baseball movie, I guess. And that drew my attention to it. I really didn't understand, you know, it was gonna involve the inner city youth. So, you know, all the team the team was black. Um, Yana Reeves, you know, he's a gambler. I said, You know, gotta watch you know. He's a gambler, gets in trouble, he's forced to take over the team, and he kind of falls in love with the players. And I don't know, that that resonated with me. It's just a feel-good story. And you know, G Baby, you know, you know. Um the moment at the I mean, the fact that they didn't show the what he did during the game, and then you saw the ending. I mean, that just crushed me. And then when he gives the funeral, whatever you call it, what do you call it? The repath. Uh rewatch. Speech. Yeah. Isn't it eulogy? No. I think it's eulogy.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

It might be, I don't know. I can see confusion. I just go to funerals. I mean, show respect, you know. Well, this is too dark. I really don't know so much about funerals.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

Well, someone speaks though and gives the eulogy and they tell a story, and how you knew that person, and that speech was very impactful.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Yes, yes. I think a lot of people actually got hit hard when that speech came on, especially when they saw, like you say, G Baby lose his life. That really hit I must me personally, I'm gonna say home because he was younger than everybody on the team.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

So for somebody who just trying to get home, trying to get into their house, you know, for dinner or whatever, to go see their parents, and you're with your older brother, and you get hit, next thing you know, nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

So, yes, that really hit hit hard.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

That's deep. Yeah, that opened my eyes. I mean, you're very fortunate growing up, didn't have to really worry about that. But what you just said was very impactful. Um, did black people cry during it? Um you got to.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

A lot of us, I know for a fact, a lot of people did say they did cry. I mean, me personally, I don't like to say I did because you know I want to be a hardcore person like I am. But yes, I I definitely cried. Um, my brother cried. A lot of us cried actually watching that inside, like in the house. We was we did not watch go to the movies. We saw it in the house on TV.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

We all cried. Okay, now let me ask you this Did you cry in front of each other? Yes. That's the worst, dude. Yes. I started crying first in front of your family. You're like trying to hold back tears, and you just want to unload.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Yeah, it's not even about the tears. It's like when you get dead. Oh yeah, and then after that, you you can't swallow anything, and then it's just start running. Yeah, it just starts.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

You gotta let it out. Yeah, and then all your emotional problems that you bury deep down inside just come out. Oh, it's a mess. We don't talk about the dark years on here, though. Nah, we've been through them.

SPEAKER_01 10:23

Oh, you know, I've been through a lot.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

I've told you a lot. Yeah, we'll get to that down the line. People are gonna get to know us way too well.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:31

Yeah, Jay and Ty.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Ty and Jay.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

Yeah, Superman and uh G Baby.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

All right to me, he's a superhero.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

Yeah, he really wasn't on the game.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

He saved a lot of people on that team as well by speaking for them.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Yeah, oh yeah, he did it in a funny way, dude. He reminds me of myself, he just says it, dude. Just say it. I saw a uh meme or whatever you want to call it online yesterday. It was like, I'm sorry for my ADHD and uh for saying whatever I feel without thinking or whatever. And I'm like, Yeah, that's me, dude. Just say something, and then two minutes later realize, well, I probably shouldn't have done that or said that.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

Yeah, a lot of you don't know Jay, yeah. He's gonna say what he wanted to say. Well, they know.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

Yeah. Oh man, I'll I'll process it. Yeah, they're getting to know me a little better after episode one, but episode two, you gotta introduce him to you, my co-host, my 50-50 man, Mr. Superman. Oh yeah. Oh, wait. All right, they already saw the cape, dude. Let's move on from that.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

I just want to do it again, but okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

All right. Well, maybe put it in front of you because like that well, then I'd have to turn my jersey around.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

If I don't put it in front of me, then that's not how Superman worked.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Well, if it were up to me, I would do that because of that reason. I wouldn't want to be like Superman, I'd want to be like Super J. And I put the cape in front of me and I have a J, and then I'd fly backwards on my back like the back stroke. You guys literally just see how my freak in real time. In real time. Like, yeah. That was good.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

It makes sense. It definitely does. That makes sense. All right, thank you. And that was really good. It wouldn't make sense to most people.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Thank you for understanding me.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

But if a lot of people actually watch this and rewind it and listen to it again, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

No one's doing that. They don't have the attention, to listen to us twice. They should. They should, but they don't. We have to live in reality. Unless they really like us.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

From the two good looking voices on a podcast? That's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

Yeah, it's gotta be a female. Run that two-man, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm not that.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Now please, please elaborate on the two-man, Jay.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Okay, yeah. So the first time I heard this, I was in a car with you and some other of our friends. Okay. Yeah, I was the only white guy, I'll just say it. And they're talking about females, and they said, Oh, run a two-man. I look to my boy on the left, and he just starts laughing. He goes, It's not what you think. I'm just like, Okay, I'll worry about it later. And they keep talking. So then I finally realized, what does a two-man mean?

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Two-man means it's two of us, two of the females, her friend, her sister, or whatever. Right. That's what the two-man completely is.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

So if I'm talking to a snow bunny and you're like, oh, let's run a two-man, it's you want me to get her to get one of her friends for you.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

That's what that yes.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

Yeah, that's like a pick and roll in an alley.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

You kind of you can call me on the phone and be like, yo, Ty, I got this two-man running, or yo, Bob, this two-man's over here, you know. Or Luigi. Yo, Luigi, I got this two-man. Luigi is running a three-man, bro. Or something like that. Like, you know, it's really not going up to a friend, a girl, and talking to a girl, and be like, yo, Tyler's, we're gonna run this two-man up. It's if we in a couple of three or whatever, then you'll call me on the phone. If I'm home by myself or something like that, you'll be like, yo, this two-man blahzy blahzy blah. That's basically how that works. You get her, she can tell, Oh, I got my friend. Okay, cool. You know what? Y'all both can come. Then you'll call your friend and say two-man.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

Yeah. If I did that to one of my best white friends, they'd have no idea. They think I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but immediately, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

Yeah, you had to explain it.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Good thing I got double-digit people. I can be like, yo, you trying to run a two-way or let me run that two-way. Am I saying it right?

SPEAKER_01 14:36

No, two-man.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Two man. Just keep it two way. I'm thinking three-way. I said three-way earlier, two-man, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah, just keep it two-man.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Two man, yeah, run a two-man.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

That's it.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Speaking of that, like I've I'm trying to really learn the lingo and all that. I was texting a couple people today, send them a picture of Philly's Gram Slam ice cream because we were discussing Luigi's cap. And he said, You just PMO with a flame emoji. Okay. Shit, I pissed them off. Then I was like, wait, there's a flame emoji. I was like, what else could he mean? I don't like looking stuff up. So I'm trying to, it took me like five minutes.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Put me on, baby. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

I got it.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Big one for me.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

So basically, hitting with us when we text is hitting things inside of our messages when we say things. I like that. Like it which is a slang. All right. It's a code. So if you look at the beginning and reread the beginning till you get to the PMO, and then you see that fire sound, or you see the heart sign or whatever, now you know for exactly put me on. Now if you see him say, what uh WTF, PMO, and then you know, the angry face, what the fuck? Are you pissing me off? Right. You feel me?

SPEAKER_03 15:54

That's common sense reading it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

So you gotta reread everything. It's engaging.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

I like that because I hate reading. So now it's like I'm reading to figure out the mysteries. Like code. Yeah. I like that. It's good for people with ADHD. Yeah. It works. It does. It does. I got PMO. But yeah, I'm thinking I, you know, the segments and everything. We're gonna do the thorough of the week, which we're gonna get to soon. But maybe you teach me a different slang term each episode.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Yeah, I don't mind.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

Teaching with Ty. All you have to do is ask.

SPEAKER_03 16:28

I hate asking people, especially you. I feel like a burden. Why do you make that face look? I want to. I love the sunglasses, baby.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

My thing is keeping it thorough.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

Always keep it thorough.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

Why are you hate asking me?

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Um, I'm getting better at it. Because I once I realize that people are exactly like me, to where I want to help anyone, ask me. I hate when people get like they're they don't want to ask. You ask me anything now, which is great. I'm getting there with you. I'm getting there.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

I just feel like I'm a burden.

SPEAKER_03 17:00

You know?

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Nah. Don't ever feel that way. You got a question? You know one thing? A black mother or grandmother said, You know not because you ask not.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

You know not because you ask not. That's good. You never ask unless you or you never know unless you ask. Yes. Alright, I like that.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

So you always ask the question.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

Yeah, put that on a pillow. We could sell it. Some sort of scripture writing. You think they like that? No, I don't. I'm just thinking of ideas. I'm an idea, man.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

I'm just if they're something they wouldn't make like, I mean, why not?

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Yeah, we could probably sell like three or four of them to grandmas out there.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

All right.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

They might buy it. If they don't, though, we're beat. Yeah. We might have to buy them. This is a great face, dude. We might have to buy them. Why just do that?

SPEAKER_01 17:57

We might have to just buy on.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

Buy what? Why are you laughing so hard? It's my facial expression. Yeah. This is why I don't act. This is why I started a podcast with Ty. Alright, I'm good. No?

SPEAKER_01 18:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

You did it. Do it again.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

It's over your mouth and gone.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

No, that was not it. Do it the way it the way you did it. Alright, you're forcing it. No, it's gotta be a natural thing.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

All right, let's get to the thorough of the week. Yeah? No, we didn't even do our feedback. We gotta get to our feedback. Okay. Alright, so the big thing with this is we're, you know, we want to express keeping it thorough and being yourself and a real one, make it into life. And one thing I've always wanted to do over the last 10 years that I've always regretted is create content. And with me losing my job and having all this time, I wanted to just get out there and try it. And I the only way I knew how was to start a podcast to try and get a following. And over the last two, three months, it's just evolved and it's in such a fluid process. And now here I am. I was gonna do a solo show, but yeah, I did, it's just changed so much, and now here I am 50-50 with Ty. And we want to we want to bring you along this journey with us because we're keeping it thorough, and we're gonna go. They say to the moon, I say to the sun.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Well, you say to the sun, that's way too hot. But they already did the moon.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

Parcel, I think, to the moon.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

But you know the sun kill you, right? That's why they that's why they stop at the moon.

SPEAKER_03 19:29

But maybe we'll make enough money to get like a suit that doesn't yeah, to the sun. All right, so we're gonna go to the sun. By the time we get there, we'll have made so much money that we'll cure world hunger and also be able to buy suits for ourselves that protect us from the sun.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

Yeah, sounds smart.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Yeah, but we have to explain it to everyone.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

How much they want to cost?

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

So you gotta think about.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

Yeah. So anyway, we're we're bringing you along this journey. We're keeping it thorough. So we want to go over the feedback we got from the first episode. We'll start with the good, um, our chemistry, our vibe. We're engaging, we keep it going. Apparently, we sound like podcasters. Who knew? I didn't sure damn though I had it. No, me neither.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

I was nervous as hell. First episode.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

I know. That's how we started this episode. It was bad. The first 15 minutes. But then we found our groove. Once we found our groove, we got into it. And by the time we're done, you're faced at it all, you're lit up. I was excited. That's when I knew, okay, I have a 50-50 co-host co-host. We're all in together. And now it's just the beginning. So we're excited about that. Um, the background. People love the background. What was it? What is it? What is it? The Moondog Saloon. Yeah. My dad, my dad's baby, so he's thrilled about that. People love the backdrop. So we got some good, uh, good foundation. Uh, the the lighting was an issue. Well, not an issue, but it was off a little. So we adjusted the lights for this one.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

Your mic height, which we got six, two, six, three, six, seven. So we lowered it. So, yeah, you gotta we lowered it because the first episode was like up here a little bit, maybe right here.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

You must be this tall to ride the ride, sir. Yeah, you needed an adult for that ride, huh?

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Not today.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Yeah, you oh today?

SPEAKER_01 21:29

Yeah, not today. Oh, you went to six flags today. Yes, sir. That's where I got my Superman cake from.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

Oh, nice. So you went on rides for like a total of 10 minutes and then waited in line for 10 hours? Oh, yeah. Guess what, though, Jay? What?

SPEAKER_01 21:43

I never got on the ride.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Why? They want to let you because you're short, you couldn't get on.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Only three people told me that today. But also I don't do roller coasters.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

Yeah, me neither. Because you're black, though, right?

SPEAKER_01 21:57

No, I hate them. I hate the filling.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Yeah, emotionally safe.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

And plus on top of that, if a lot of you did watch Final Destination from the beginning to the newest, I watch every last one, and every single time I stopped getting on roller coaster, especially from the beginning, when my brother and my cousin all done threw me on the roller coaster. They threw you? Yes. At six flags. How old were you? I was about maybe 10, 11 years old.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Did they physically throw you? They threw me on the roller coaster. Put a gun to your head?

SPEAKER_01 22:30

No. They set me down to see. They said, yo, get on this roller coaster. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be everything. They lied to you. Yes, and I still remember the roller coaster. It was Kingdom Kai. Kingda Kai. The worst roller coaster to even start.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

What?

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Yes. You're that's that's that's like torture. I refuse roller coaster. That's a that was worse than torture. I don't know another word for torture.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

You never went on a roller coaster, and that was the first one.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

Yes. So when they threw me on the roller coaster, Jay, I rode the roller coaster, screaming my heart out. Screaming. I wanted to get off. The dude said I'm gonna count to three, but you can he took first he said you cannot get off this ride. Once you locked in, you can't get off. It's completely locked. There's no way I can get you off. I'm cursing up a storm at 10, 11 years old, okay? Cursing.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Everything in a book. Oh, C-word? You probably didn't know what that was back then. No, but I didn't know. Everything about that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

So he said I'm gonna count to three. Never count to three. Never even gave me a chance. I'm waiting for one, two, three. All I heard was three. Boom. And the round took off.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

He's never gonna see you again, dude.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

Probably some 20-year-old stoned out of his mind and just presses a button. Fuck it around with you. One see you.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Never hit never say one either. Oh my god. He said three. Hit the button. I took we took off. The pied eyes, motherfucker. I swear I saw it in slow motion. He waved at me as I as we walked by. As we the roller coaster went by, he said.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

This guy's funny.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

We gotta get it. I swung on him. I swung on my brother. No, you did not.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

This is the this is cap.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Ask ask my brother. No names, but ask my brother now.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

You after the roller coaster, you got in a fight.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

Yes. I swung on everybody that was around me.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

All right. Back up. Beep, beep, beep, beep, back up. Now you get off the roller coaster. You just approach them and start swinging.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Before I broke up, I saw thrown up. I didn't want to add that part, but I saw thrown up. Oh, I love throwing up. Great. I threw up. I asked for the guy. The guy was at the X sign. He asked me, how was it? Yeah, he was older than me. I sworn Gony Buddha, and I missed.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

Stop. You got throw up all over you. Hey, how was it? And you just I miss.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

I missed. Wild. I missed. They all grabbed me and told me to come downstairs. I'm still cursing. We get downstairs from King Nokai. Me, my brothers, and us, we started fighting. You're never walking down the stairs.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

You walk down the stairs and you just start swinging, or did something happen?

SPEAKER_01 25:11

No, we just started swinging.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

So why started swinging? Why did you wait till you got downstairs?

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Honestly, I really don't know. They grabbed me and then we just went downstairs.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Okay, so they grab you. I'm gonna get to the bottom of every story you tell like this because yeah. Please. This guy's gonna have a lot of work to do. But please so far we're good on that.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Please. My brother don't mind coming on here telling this same story.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Damn. No. We can save that one for him. That's crazy. You just started swinging. Like my first reaction would probably be to curl up in the fetal position and wait for it to be better.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

And I remember how I was holding on to. So if you guys can see me, I'm gonna demonstrate. This is the roller coaster here. You know, we ready to go. They lock you in. My hand is so is between the bars, like this. In between the bars, just like this. And I'm holding on. I'm talking about feet crossed and everything. I'm like this. Eyes closed, I'm like.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

That's trauma, dude. That was like me the first time I went on the Gravitron. Holy shit, I can't believe that. 1011. I you gotta be how I'm gonna find out how old King Deca is. This is what hopefully next week or within a couple weeks, we're gonna get an on-site producer. Stop laughing. We're gonna get an on-site producer. I'll be like, yo, look this up. How old is King Dakar? Why are you laughing so hard?

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Because it traumatized the mess out of me. So now looking back as I'm 35 years old, it's like I which I don't get on rides now because of this one.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

I thought it was because you're hearing yourself that you started swinging after you got off the ride.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

Oh, I don't care about that.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

No, no, but I would be done. No. Yeah, no, that one ride that fucked you up, dude.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

I never went on at nitro. I did nitro freshman year. I forced myself to go on it because I didn't want to be a loser.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

You got guts.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

Yeah, no, it was alright. Um, but King the Cowboys closed, thankfully. Plus, the line's probably four hours. You gotta spend half your day.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Yes, we did. Oh my god. It was a field trip. I only went for the I only went because I knew for a fact I was the bag holder for everybody. The who? Bag holder.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

Bag holder, okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

That's the person who don't get on the roller coaster. Oh, you gotta watch it. You have to watch everybody's stuff. Yeah. And then watch everybody get on rise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Yeah. Have so much fun, and you're just like, when we go into the next line where I have to wait for you guys.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

I'm talking about wearing per somebody's purse and everything. Yeah. You wore a purse.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

It wasn't my purse though.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Oh, it was one of your one of your oh, they don't like when you say females. It was one of your ladies.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

Yeah. Alright. I mean, you wear the purse for her, you know.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

I own that shit. Yeah, give me the purse. If I'm gonna hold the purse, I'm gonna fucking own the purse.

SPEAKER_01 28:08

Gentlemen, listen. Own up on wearing that purse for your lady when you're with her. Yeah. Okay. If the she said the purse is heavy, grab it and put it on.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

But I'm telling you, with that being said, don't do it if you're gonna be annoyed. Own that shit. Be thorough. Take the purse and wear it and act like you're having a good time with it. And then she's gonna think you are. And whether you are or not is irrelevant because that's all it's optics, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

Yes. Yeah, that's how you do it. They love you harder just by weighing you wearing her purse and helping her out. That's good. That's good. I'm telling you. Yeah. I learned that the hard way.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

That's a good topic for not topic, but good segue or teaser for next week's episode. Yeah, I think it, I don't remember what it's called. I don't even know if we finalize the title yet, because it's still going. But it has to do with if you want to get the girl, you gotta be thorough. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

That's the title.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

Yeah. That's the title. I knew it. All right.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

That's the title.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

You want to get the girl, you gotta be thorough. So that'll be next week.

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Yes. Alright, there we go. You wanna do it. Do what? What you gotta do for.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

Oh, for her, yeah. I just stay stingled, dude. I don't have to do anything. You look like Ryan Howard right now.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

You get a haircut since last time we filmed. Oh, you know I had to. You know, I had to add on.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

I made a joke about four days, and it's a week later, and he got a haircut.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

I had to. Luigi getting a haircut soon though, he said.

SPEAKER_03 29:40

Luigi, you don't need a haircut. That shit don't grow. I was gonna put him over there with you, but he's he's growing on me. He's growing, he's getting taller.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

He's not actually growing, dude. He's an inanimate object. Yeah, you don't want to say he's growing, so I'm just saying. Did I say that? Yes. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

You know, last week, all right, so we'll get a little bit back to the feedback. We got the mic, you know, all that. I said my parents, we called this. I said they got a basement in their bar, not a bar in their basement. And we had no idea until the second time I listened to it. I was like, well, if you listen to the first episode and you didn't pick up on that, awesome.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

If not, I realized it before y'all even say something.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Yeah. And the you know thing, dude. I cringed at the first four minutes because I feel like we're going into and I was just rambling, and I kept, you know, I always said post-game interviews with the athletes. You know, you know, you know, you know, and that's all I was doing last week. And I'm like, I get it now. I get it. That's why I wear the sunglasses. Why do you wear it? We already went over that last week, which we forgot they want to know. Ty gets to our pre-production meeting, he's wearing the sunglasses, he's like, I'm I'm gonna be like the kid. What's that Adam Sandler movie? Big Daddy, bro. This is what I did last week. I explained it already. Oh, you did do that.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Yes, I forgot. I forgot, yes.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

Yeah, because you were a nervous little bitch.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I was very nervous. I was I think I was turning red that week.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

No, you can't do that. That's why. Oh, you I've seen the sunburn a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

No, but you weren't turning red. No, I'm turning red. I get like a tomato.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

I actually started sweating though. I am I'm not gonna lie, I started sweating last week.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

I didn't notice that. I would have said something. I would have said you're glistening. Speaking of glistening, let's let's crack open one of these. Shout out, Joel Embiid. Who you got? Oh, you got the link.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Oh, shout out shout out to my eagles, man. Is that upside down? No.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

I think it's upside down, dude. Yeah, it was definitely upside down. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Shout out to the eagles.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

Go, birds.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

All right, let's try it. Hold on. That was gross. It's been sitting here for like a half hour. Boamy. Shout out, Blue Moon. Definitely needed orange, and it needs to be colder.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

This is your favorite beer. This is one of my favorite beers, but uh, it doesn't need to be cold.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Yeah, that's no good. Yeah, I'm glad I'm we're on the same page with this.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Please don't drink Blue Moon when it's uh not cold. Yeah. Oh well. This is like Corona. Don't drink Corona when it's not. We've got a mouse on here all the time all the time. Oh well. Jay messing up.

SPEAKER_03 32:37

I know, but that's why we got a producer now. All right. Did we do all the feedback? I think we got the feedback. Everyone said with the video.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

One thing we missed for the feedback, you know, um, which I saw a lot of messages, a lot of comments on is calm down a lot.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

There's like 10 people, yeah. Like we don't have to.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

So what that's to me, that's a lot right now. Right with a just starting. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's a lot. Yeah. So they all said Taiwan need to speak more.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Oh, yeah. You need to the people, that's why I said earlier they need to know who you are. Because originally this was just gonna be me, you as a co-host producer with guests, but now you're 50-50. The people need to know you as much as they need to know me. No, but all right, so here's what I'm getting too. When you we do the hand things, it's doing a little, so we're gonna find out how good he is at editing.

SPEAKER_01 33:23

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

Yeah, because I keep hearing that when you do it. I don't think it's an issue, but it's so subtle, but you can hear it. So I'm thinking it's not a big deal. Because I'm like, if we can't if we're not be able to do hand motions, that's a problem. So I think we're fine. Okay. If it was a problem, I would have said let's start over.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

But I never knew I had tapped that table at all. You're not even tapping it. It's just like hand.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

I I don't know. It's probably nothing.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

But now we need to watch our four-to again.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

Right. But the one thing he did say is once we got the rhythm and everything, he was expecting us to talk that we were gonna talk over each other a lot. And we thought we did, because that was the first thing you said after the episode is I talked over you you way too much. And I was like, You, I talked over you too much. And he said for our first time, it was very good. And I think we've been doing a good job so far this episode as well.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Yeah, nobody talked over each other today.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Right. No, I think once or twice, but it's been all right. I like how we both have the hand like that. Oh, that's the last feedback is we turn the mic. Oh, so now we're looking at it.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

I did not notice that.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Yeah, we're having a conversation with each other, not you. Not that we don't want to talk to you, we are talking to you, but it's us, and then you get to see it.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

At first, when I came downstairs and I saw the mic like this, I thought Jay just wanted to see what I look like as you know we're talking. That's all. Yeah. And then I saw how short the mic was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

But now they can see your face.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

Now y'all can see this.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

Oh, there are their eyes. Handsome face. You look stoned, but you're not you don't smell. Uh cack out your tongue on that one?

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:05

Are you nervous again?

SPEAKER_01 35:06

No, no, because the people didn't need to know if I smoke or not. You said it last episode. But you said you didn't catch on to that.

SPEAKER_02 35:12

You took a you literally said, I took a pull.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

That was fun. See? That was fun to be. Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_03 35:20

It was a good time. I my favorite part was you rejecting it up until I get there. I'm just like, hit this. Yeah, and he hits it. And it was like, damn, the white boy did that. That's my hmm. There we are.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

Oh no, go ahead and say something. No, we went over this last week. You go, that's my and then I say it.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

That's my boy. No, that's my and then I say we're not gonna get in the habit of doing this every show.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

Sorry guys.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

Yeah, maybe that can be your segment. No. You're getting a segment though. Why? I don't know. Because people want to hear from you. Okay. Let's do it. I said tie tie's tea. T with Taiwan. You love the gossip, dude. You're like a female with that. Not female. You're like a girl with that. I like the tea with tie. T with tie. Yeah, yeah. But you gotta each week you have to come with tea.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

And you damn new hold on. You damn well not say it to me prior. Yeah, damn well not say it to me prior because I want to I want an authentic reaction. Just like I called you a bitch, dude. I thought of that Tuesday night I sent it to Goofy. I said I figured out the opening. I was like, I'm gonna call him a little bit. And he loved it. And then we did it. And then we messed up because the computer was still there.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Yeah. Did I hurt your feelings? Oh, just a little bit. I thought you were I started crying a little bit. I don't know if you saw the tears you know through the glasses. But um, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:48

I thought that was your sweat glistening. All right, we're gonna get to the thorough of the week. So right now we're not really in real time yet. I like to be 10 steps ahead. So before we even release, we're recording the first three episodes, and then we'll be going and we'll get closer to real time as we move. So I can't do like you know, a Joel Embiid for his performance that may or may not have happened sometime in the recent whatever you want to call it. So we're gonna go with the throw of the week. We're gonna give it to Goofy, our producer.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

Yeah, because you know, God knows I was so naive with this, but without him right now, I don't know if we'd be moving forward. We would be, but it would not be at the level we are.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Yeah, shout out to Goofy. Make sure y'all put out, make sure y'all put that on there too.

SPEAKER_03 37:38

Yeah, we're gonna like right now, we'll show you a picture of Goofy. Goofy, and you're gonna see he's a he's a fucking goofball, dude. What a waste of height. We talked about the 6'6 earlier. So he's my brother's best friend. I've known Goofy forever. My god, this kid be under the rim, easy layup, or he could jump up and almost dunk it, pegs it right at the rim, boom, balls right back at his forehead.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 38:03

Terrible, yeah. Maybe I'll teach him a little moves. You can't. He's so unordinated, but somehow he played volleyball and was really good. Uh oh. So yeah, he was a waste of height to start, but then he well, now he's not a waste of height because he's producing our show. Yeah. But yeah, Goofy.

SPEAKER_01 38:19

JJ trying to be funny, that's all. I'm I'm with you, though. Just in case you decide you want to quit, I'm I'm with you.

SPEAKER_03 38:26

You know what I loved is when I told you, he's like, You're you said I want to meet him. I was like, beautiful, let's start the group chat. Goofy. Yes. I got a good story about Goofy. So um, he's my brother's best friend. We used to live in a house, had a sliding glass door in the basement so people could sneak in and out. So my parents know this now, obviously. We used to have a good time down there smoking. Goofy, goofy dabble. Sorry, goof, but you do. No one knows who you are unless they know me and you're goofy. You're goofy. He smoked. Okay. We had a Jenga tournament. Me, him, and my brother, and my best friend got super tinked, which we'll talk about later. But we got stone. Played Jenga. You know what you said last week, how I should be an announcer?

SPEAKER_02 39:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

My god, we had the Jenga set up. I'm looking at every move, every little piece. Oh, what a move there. Is he gonna do it? Can he do it? What a play! He gets up here, and we played Jenga like it was game seven of the World Series. Zoned as shit, and yeah, we had a good time. I announced it. It's I guess you had to be there. It's not that funny. But who won? I don't even remember. I just he was so goofy. First off, Goofy, I don't think I've ever not seen him smiling. No, he's a vibe, dude. Always happy.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

I saw Goofy smile.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Why where? Oh, in the picture? Yeah. Goofy.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

First time I've even seen him smile.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

And when he laughs, it's infectious. He's got one of those laughs. I guess that was early on when I first hung out with him. I didn't know my brother smoked back then. Turns out, yeah, he was.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

But y'all lived together. How you didn't know?

SPEAKER_03 40:07

We weren't close. Well, we were close, but we weren't like brothers like you and Sean. We had got close over time. You know how we got close?

SPEAKER_01 40:15

But don't I did that? I did that. All right. But I did it, I I like your brother.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

Yeah, no, he's good people. First time we ever bonded, we were drinking four locos. The kind that are banned now in our basement. Yeah. Not the basement with the sliding glass door. Oh god. My God, he had two sips of that four loco. I I heard him say more words in the first 15 minutes of that conversation than my entire life. Yeah. He's a chatty cathy when he Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:46

I mean, he wasn't talking that much when, you know, we was at a baseball game for your birthday drinking.

SPEAKER_03 40:51

He didn't really know. I mean, that was awesome that he showed up, but I mean, that was out of he doesn't know anyone.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

I'll tell you one thing, though. He does got a grip on him.

SPEAKER_03 40:59

A grip?

SPEAKER_01 41:00

Yeah. He shook my hand.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

Awesome. Yeah, that's what. See, we're not alike at all. Like, he's one here. Really? Yeah. Like, man, I'm just like, let's get this over with. Let's get this over with. I'm good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

But I mean, at the end of the day, you never feel that type of grip. I was shaking somebody's hand. Unless somebody's big like me, you'll feel the grip. But your brother, to me, seems a little smaller than you.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

It's a power move. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Threw me all guard.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

Yeah. No, he those that's a good one. Like Goku and Vegeta.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

Vegeta.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

Vegeta.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

Like Goku and Vegeta. How Vegeta threw Goku away? And Goku's stronger. What? I'm sorry. That had to I had a. Is that Digimon? No. The Dragon Ball Z. Oh. I had I had to say that because your brother is Vegeta, which is weaker than Goku, which is I'm stronger than, you know.

SPEAKER_03 41:54

There's a zero zero percent chance you ever say that word, and I don't hear vagina. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

Trust me, you was not the only one when I was younger.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Is that why people watch Dragon Ball Z? No. For the Vegiji? No. No.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Not for Vegeta.

SPEAKER_03 42:10

That was funnier than the story about Jenga. We're Nick's in the Jenga story. Sorry, goof.

SPEAKER_01 42:16

Not for Vegiji, no. Yeah. I watch it for basically Goku. Goku. He has a whole story on there. Nice. There's anime. I mean, you may not be into anime, but it's anime.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Yeah, a lot of people are. I'm I'm the odd one out on that. People you ne hit the mic again, never expect to like anime. They love it. Yeah. There's only certain ones though. I know a couple black people who like anime. Oh, yeah, trust me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:44

I see a lot of people, grown men loading, you know, loading and watching anime.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Uh loading the truck. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:53

Watching anime or even panning. Or, you know, just sitting at the table doing lunch and watching it.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Lunch. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Yeah. And Dragon Ball Z is Dragon Ball Z, One Punch. And it's another one that is the top three anime show that grown men watch.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

I wonder how many of our current listeners like anime. I think Dude does.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

I think he does. But if you do like anime, drop your favorite anime.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yeah, there you go. Engage with them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

Drop your favorite anime. Not your favorite.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

I'm not going to be interested.

SPEAKER_01 43:30

I would. Yeah, there you go. I mean, it's something I can just try to watch and see if I like it. And then I give y'all feedback on it, you know, next episode or so, you know.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

That's great. That's a lot of work. I I want to put all that work into it, but not for anime. So you can take the anime.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

I know that one punch was actually good to Blasi Blah, who said that that was actually good.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

Being thorough right now, engaging with them.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

I'm not going to take too much time on it though. I'm going to just let you know.

unknown 44:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

And we'll let you know if I like it or not.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

That's good. Yeah. So drop your favorite uh anime. So it could be any anime. It doesn't have to be Dragon Ball Z. Don't have to be Dragon Ball Z. Z. Alright, cool. Drop your favorite anime. There we go. Where the hell did that come from? I I don't know, but now we got it.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

Well, that came from when I say your brother's smaller than you and smaller than me and shook my hand.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

Yeah. But he's not smaller than me. He's he goes to the gym. He's yo.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

Well, I mean, when I first met him, he was a little smaller than you. So he's shorter than me. No, I'm talking about skinnier. A little bit. Just a little bit, yes. Alright, I'll take that. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

We don't I always say me and my brother don't look anything alike. I don't think you and sh look anything alike at all.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

You think we don't? No. Oh, you the first.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Really? Yes. You are the first. I guess I gotta examine it more.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

A lot of people at first thought we were twins.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

Really? Yeah. No. I didn't get that. You guys are Irish twins, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Uh you can say that.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Is it within a year? Is it? Yeah. He's within a year of you? Then you're Irish friends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Twins. Irish twins. I'm sorry. I don't know what none of that means. Come out really a twin so I mean.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

It's a white thing for if you're born, like if I'm born July 1st, and then my parents get right back at it, and then my brother's born June 1st, a month before my birthday. I think that's what an Irish twin is.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

Well, if that's the case, I guess all my simlers are Irish twins there.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

They're all within 11 months of each other. They're gonna keep their hands off each other. That might be a black thing. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

We got an older sister who is 30, 36 years old. I'm 35, my brother 34, my other sister 33, and the youngest is 32.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Damn. Yeah. Wow. How about that chat? Oh, I called him the chat. No, I don't nix that. We're not, we can no. But how about that?

SPEAKER_01 46:02

Irish twins. So, I mean, five of us or Irish twins.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

We don't even know if that's what an Irish twin actually means.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

No, but if you say what you say, then we are.

SPEAKER_03 46:12

We need a co-producer here behind some sort of glass thing with a computer and be like, Goofy, where you at? No, Goofy, Goofy's nah, it's too much for him. We're gonna have an in-person co-producer. Yeah.

unknown 46:24

I like that.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

But I don't know how to put him behind glass. But yeah, we'd yell, yo, I'm gonna say, I don't know what to call them for now, but yo, Luigi's bitch. Yeah? No, that's too.

SPEAKER_01 46:36

I don't think they might be like, too much cursing, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Too much cursing. Uh we'll get to it, but whatever. He'll be behind the glass. He'll be like, yo, look this up. And then we can keep going, and then he'll get back to us, and we'll know.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

Send us a little text through the computer or something.

SPEAKER_03 46:50

No phones. No, he'll be right there. Oh, yeah, but he can't talk. Eventually he can.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

Oh, he can write it on the on a chartboard and hold it up to the glass.

SPEAKER_02 47:01

And you just read it. Write a little note, walk it over here, grab a pigeon and send a pigeon our way.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

Oh my god. Well, look, no, how they do it in prison. You know, they write a little note, they give it a double mouse.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

I don't know how they do it in prison.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Well, I was I was never like that. I seen it in a couple movies. Sorry. Like Shawshank? Yeah. They write a little note, they give it to the mouse, the mouse runs to the next next one and give it to them.

SPEAKER_03 47:26

Actually, I think we have a they might have a bee problem in the basement. I killed a bee the other day, so tie it to a bee. Nice little bumblebee comes over here, gives us the answer, says Irish twins. You're right, or Irish twins, Irish twins, no. Okay. Put that down the line. Hit the mic again. Goofy's gonna kill us, dude. He's gonna quit. We get a producer after one episode, he leaves us. My god.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

Yeah, goofy. Sorry. I mean, I hit it about maybe once or twice.

SPEAKER_03 47:56

Yeah, but we're a work in progress, WIP. Yeah, that's like the radio station, but work in progress in progress is also an acronym at the Big SMILE, aka the job we used to work at.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

Then I'm still there. Yeah, we're not gonna talk about that though. Yeah, that's not all right, Ryan Howard, dude. I don't know if it's your haircut. I think it's the fact you're wearing glasses. I don't know, but you look like yeah, I'm telling you, you're Who is Ryan Howard?

SPEAKER_01 48:25

I'm sorry. What?

SPEAKER_03 48:28

Oh my god, he wanted to talk about the Phillies earlier. You don't know Ryan Howard. It's all right, because you went to your first and only ever baseball game with me two years ago.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

I never watched baseball until I went to a game for Jay's birthday.

SPEAKER_03 48:40

I never watched baseball again. I'll teach you about Ryan Howard. And then when I found out who Bryce Harper was, it's not me.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

Trust me.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

He's lying to you guys. All right, that's gonna be my thing for this week.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

No. All right, we'll get to that. But let that's my thing for the week. Drop a comment if you think I look like Bryce Harper. If you don't, tell the truth and tell me I don't look like Bryce Harper.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

And pull up a picture on the side to a look.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

I have I do have one picture, or I'll say I did look like him. One picture. Did you do what? I look like him. Did you what? One picture. Shut up.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

But I don't look like that all the time. My face is too red.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

But who is Ryan Howard?

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Uh he was the first baseman for the Phillies, uh, their glory years back when I was in high school, 2007 to 2011. First baseman. Uh, I think he had 58 home runs one year, but he was a big home run hitter. Wait, was that the black dude?

SPEAKER_01 49:43

The heavy like a little stocky. Ty, if I say you look like Ryan Howard, wouldn't you assume he's black? Hold on, but is he that stocky one? Like he's stocky, not really. Well, yes, he's a stocky one. Not really. Okay. But he's not who he is. All right.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

Yeah, not Jimmy Rollins. No.

SPEAKER_01 50:04

I know who that is, but no.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

And Shane Victorino was Hawaiian. Jason Wirth was white.

SPEAKER_01 50:09

Okay, we get the picture.

SPEAKER_03 50:10

Pedro Felice was Spanish.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 50:13

We get the picture. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The picture's not many black guys were on the twart.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

Okay. I know who Ryan Howard is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:21

I never knew his name was. I should have just started with that. He was the black guy on the team.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

I mean, a lot of a lot of gonna laugh at me because I didn't never knew who that was, so that was a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:32

That was good. Yeah. I'm glad I could say that now after the first episode. People know who I am. They know who you are now. They know our handshake.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:41

Alright. They know the thorough of the week.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Please don't try to copy our handshake.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Oh, yeah. It's uh TM'd trademark.

SPEAKER_01 50:49

Yeah. We will sue you.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

Yeah. Not that we have the I don't know, but I can talk. I can I know people who know people. We know a lot of people, connections. We also don't know a lot of people. Like we probably don't know a lot of you yet, and we we want to get to know you. Like I said, we're gonna try and do some sort of uh weekly newsletter. Uh sign up for that, an email list. Um, that's really the big thing right here. You're hearing our stories and who we are, we're showing you our vibe. I mean, this is all authentic as it gets.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

Um, so we want to get to know you guys too. And I looked out there to them for that. Um, we got a lot of good stuff. We mentioned it last week. Next week we will have the episode. What did I say it was?

SPEAKER_01 51:36

You want her, go get her.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Why? That's remotely close to what it was. It first off, it rhymes girl and thorough. You want the girl, you gotta be thorough. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

He did say that.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

Yeah, so that's gonna be next week's episode. Um, we got some good stuff for that. And then after that, we got I think we got some guests lined up for you. Could be a good time. We still don't know if the guest is gonna go there or back there. We'll wait for our feedback. We're gonna figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 52:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

We're figuring it out as we go. We put in you know a lot of work, you know, to get here, and here we are. Um so all feedback's appreciated. Yes, if yeah, please. We're every piece of feedback we've gotten so far, we've applied. We're not denying anything. We want to do what what's best for everyone. We're here for you guys. So please like and subscribe. Tell the thorough to tell the girl to tell the thorough. I'm not doing how how many I did last week.

SPEAKER_01 52:32

Okay, but I did like that though, but okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

All right, but I did it last week.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

So you did it smooth this time. Last week you didn't do a smooth.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

Yeah, because I kept last week was the try, you know. Yeah, getting started. So here we are. And what did I say at the end of last week's episode that now you can say?

SPEAKER_01 52:49

Like and subscribe to our channel.

SPEAKER_03 52:51

That was beautiful. You do have a very nice voice. Oh, thank you. Um I apologize if I offended you with the Denzel comment last week.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Offend me for Denzel?

SPEAKER_03 53:03

Scoopy loves your voice too.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

I wish I was Denzel.

SPEAKER_03 53:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

You know how many girls is on Denzel?

SPEAKER_03 53:10

Oh my god, yeah. Okay, you're Denzel, and I'll if I'm Jack, you're Denzel. Alright. Like and subscribe and let us know what you think about that. We're gonna head out and we'll see you next week when we teach you why the girl. No, why if you want the girl, you gotta be thorough and stay thorough.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Jay and Ty out. Ty and Jay out.