Too THURL
Jay & Tai host this lifestyle comedy podcast that dives into candid, unfiltered conversations through personal stories, work experiences, and relationship highs and lows. Each episode keeps it honest, relatable, and a little bit hilarious—because being “thurl” isn’t always perfect, but it’s always real.
Too THURL
Middle Name Thurl
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Jay and Tai kick things off by reacting to feedback from the first two episodes before diving into some wild personal stories. Tai shares an absolutely absurd camping experience, Jay revisits a traumatic wrestling memory from his younger days, and the boys continue expanding their vocabularies by teaching each other new words, phrases, and terms. It’s another unfiltered conversation full of laughs, questionable life decisions, and classic Thurl energy.
I was the only black guy at the campsite.
SPEAKER_03That's your first mistake.
SPEAKER_04Waking up in the morning, going to the store to go get something. The only black person driving to the store, I get to the store, we go to the back of the store, and I'm getting followed to the back of the store by a white guy. Decide he's gonna lift his shirt up and put up basically his gun over top of his shirt. Oh my god. Like I'm supposed to be scared. I looked him up and down, Jay. I looked him up and down, laughed at him, got what I needed to get, walked out, drove back, kind of find out he's at the same kim site as me.
SPEAKER_02Oh my God. I'm Jay. I'm Ty. And we are coming to you live from the Moondog Saloon, baby. Let's start this episode. Last episode, you know, we had the Blue Moon. I said, you know, we're not gonna do that this episode. We had the Blue Moon, right? It was awful. Warm. Needed some ice. Crack, crack open a couple.
SPEAKER_03Oh cat co-producer.
SPEAKER_02I guess Luigi didn't like the uh blue moon. I don't think his name's Luigi. Can we get the cat, please? Okay. Alright, we got the blue moon. Let's get the coasters out. Give you a flyer. That's a hockey player right there. You know a lot about hockey? No. Oh God. Well, all right. We're gonna get to that a little later in this show, then. I'll teach you some hockey, maybe some baseball, some golf, some white people's sports. How's that? How's that sound? Golf, I mean, we can do that. All right. But you gotta teach me one thing. I want to learn another Philly term.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02All right. All right. So you got to come up with something. You had a homework assignment. You definitely didn't do it because I threw you off guard right there.
SPEAKER_04You definitely did. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So you better get to thinking because I need that term. All right.
SPEAKER_04And if y'all want to know who I have as my coaster, I don't know this guy, but I'm about to show you. If you can figure this guy out, please comment in below.
SPEAKER_02I don't even know, honestly. I got Chase Ellie, dude, my favorite player ever. Alright, let's let's have a cold blue moon. Come on, toast it up. There we go. Patent spilling the shorts. That was good. And we're good to go. All right. I like your sweatshirt, man. Little crew neck. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. It'll look better in Kelly Green, but I'll take the Forest Green.
SPEAKER_04I mean, this is all I had, okay?
SPEAKER_02Well, this is all they had.
SPEAKER_04So who's they? Some people I know. No means, no name, but it's some family members.
SPEAKER_02Family members, okay. They. Yeah, I guess you can say, oh yeah, I know them, they, all that. That's a broad, broad term, huh?
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah. And if y'all need anything, just let me know. You know, you can do the sleeve, say whatever you want. You can't have to do some bird games around here.
SPEAKER_02Burger Kings. What'd you say? Bird gang. Bird gang. Ah, I thought you said you said Burger King. Oh, man.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, guys. Jay's hungry.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. I'm starving. All right, bird gang, yeah. Yes. That gives me an idea, dude. We should do some thorough merch.
SPEAKER_04We should. Yeah. Put some burgers on the shirt. Burgers or birds? Birds. Birds. I eagles. All right. You know the eagle.
SPEAKER_02How about we do a bird eating a burger? You're hungry. You're really hungry.
SPEAKER_04We can do that. We can do that.
SPEAKER_02I had steak earlier, actually. Maybe I'm thinking that still.
SPEAKER_04That steak should have fooled you up by now.
SPEAKER_02What? Steak. I know. My mom felt so bad. I ate mine so fast. I just inhale food, dude. Just inhale food. It's not even funny. She felt so guilty that I had done my finished my steak before she was done. I don't know. A quarter of hers. So she offered me a quarter and made me eat it. Yeah. I made her feel guilty. On Mother's Day, too, dude. Damn. Yeah. And she didn't even get to see you because you showed up late again. Snap. That's a knee slapper. Yeah. Oh, you can't hit the table stop. Oh. First feedback. We gotta get right into this. So our feedback. So I don't know if you remember last week, I was hearing something in my headphones, and you were tapping the table when you're telling your roller coaster story. I called you out on it. It's like, oh, it's probably fine. It was like if it's not goofy, it's gonna, we're gonna hear it from him. I heard it from him. Loved your roller coaster story.
SPEAKER_04I was tapping the table. I didn't even notice. We literally had a whole minute conversation about it. Yes, we did, but I did not know. I didn't notice I was doing that. You should have said something then, too.
SPEAKER_02It's not a bar, dude. It's natural natural hand mode. Yeah. Hit the table. Hit the table. Oh, co-producer in studio. He thinks he fixed this. Goofy. It wasn't it wasn't it. It wasn't me, Goofy. I got told to do it. It was literally him tapping it. But we figured it out. Now you're closer to the mic. We got the mic, we got a lot of great feedback from last episode. Okay. It was like night and day from episode one. You know why?
SPEAKER_04Why is that? Because you weren't a bitch. On some days. On some days. On some days.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And you're yeah, I was being the bitch tonight, huh? At the start. You definitely was. I know. That's because we have an audience now. And you scared. Yeah. Turn a rate again. No, right now? No, I'm not. Yes. No, really? Yes. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04First, I want to start off as happy Mother's Day to all you old ladies out there. That's one.
SPEAKER_02But timeout. We're releasing this episode probably in the middle of June. It's probably going to be Father's Day. I'm going to happy Father's Day out there. Shout out Fathers. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You know, I'm one of them. But still. Sorry.
SPEAKER_02Sorry to steal your thunder. Shout out to all the moms out there. I didn't mean to be disrespectful and all that. Yeah. Asshole. You called me an asshole? Yes. Yeah. Yes. I think they might jump you later, but. The female? Oh, I can't say females. Well, Goofy was pumped about that. No more females. Ladies, girls. Females is no good. I like Goofy for that one. Goofy's a good guy. Goofy's a good guy. First thorough of the week.
SPEAKER_04Yes, yes, yes. Just keep it real when it comes down to that. We all older now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we are old.
SPEAKER_04Well, you old, but yeah.
SPEAKER_02You're older than me.
SPEAKER_04Literally. By three months. Yeah. Huh? We're talking about you, not me. Chew. Like you leaked. We're talking about you, not me.
SPEAKER_02He's laughing back there. This is good stuff. Oh, yeah, we are talking about me. I'm not older than you. I'm taller than you.
SPEAKER_04Which means you're older than me.
SPEAKER_02No. What kind of logic do you use, dude? Seriously? Where do you come up with this? Luigi told me to say it. His name's not Luigi, dude. Look. Hold on. Oh, his name is JF. No, that's G Off. Oh, Golf? He doesn't speak though. Not that we know of. So why is he looking at me like that? Because I pointed him at the end. Look at that.
SPEAKER_04Look at his eyes.
SPEAKER_02I know, dude. He's like possessed. I don't know, dude. He's starting to get creepy. Yeah. What if his name is actually G Off? I didn't write that. I didn't. Hmm. Joe. You write that? Oh. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Well, G Off got a Luigi.
SPEAKER_02You're scared of G-Off? I don't know how you go from a Luigi to a G-Off. There's gotta be more to this. We'll find out. Drink my blue moon. We'll ask him tomorrow. Tomorrow? You're not gonna. Bro, you're available literally two hours a week for this, and it's tonight, right now. You ain't asking anyone anything.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna just call him on the phone.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. He's not gonna answer. He doesn't have a phone. You don't have his number. And when I call you, you don't even call me back. I'd be at work. You trying to get me in trouble? This is work. But I'd be at work when you call me. Oh, the one I used to manage you at. Yes. Yeah, you get in trouble. Not if I was your manager then. Yes.
SPEAKER_04You know how many people come up to me? Are you on the phone? You were talking to Jay?
SPEAKER_02Well, that's because it looks like you're talking to the wall. You're either crazy talking to the wall or something. But if I'm off the phone with you, they still were you just talking to Jay? Hell yeah, I was. You got a problem. Take it up with me. You don't work there. You're right. Don't remind me. I will be fired. But being on the code. I can't believe you weren't fired already. Shh. Let's not let's keep that. Yeah, yeah. Fire for being with me on this podcast. The people know. The people know. I'm definitely getting fired. No, I would never let that happen to you. Co-producer Joe. He's enjoying every minute of this. I'm glad. Glad we're able to bring we have a great team, dude. We really do. We definitely do. Because we could not be doing this, you know, without them. Because I say, you know. What does that mean? Air? You see my shirt? Dylan. No, Dylan Panthers.
SPEAKER_04Okay, sorry. Dylan Panthers.
SPEAKER_02You know what that's from?
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_02Great show. Friday Night Lights. That's what we talked about last week. Clear Eyes, Full Heart. Can't lose.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. But we changed it up. Clear Eyes, Full Heart. Stay thorough. There we go. There we go. A little delay. Okay, okay. And we didn't get that in the mic. Alright, that was good.
SPEAKER_04We did get in the mic.
SPEAKER_02I think that's how we're gonna uh close out the shows. Clear eyes, full heart, stay thorough. Stay thorough. Okay. Talk about merch idea. Imagine.
SPEAKER_04Imagine. Our shirts, our hats. We're gonna have hoodies, sweaters, pants. This isn't an infomercial.
SPEAKER_02What are we doing here?
SPEAKER_04I'm just letting her know what we would have. Okay, yeah, we would have that. Make sure y'all purchase too.
SPEAKER_02We don't have anything to purchase.
SPEAKER_04When it comes up.
SPEAKER_02Pause. Oh, let's go. Let's go. You didn't get a pause on me last week. I just paused you probably 15-20 minutes into the show. Oh, he's speechless. Let's go.
SPEAKER_04Because you got that one. I didn't catch it at first, but okay. All right. But I got the but still, let's let's talk about this Dylan Panther thingy.
SPEAKER_02Thingy, calm down, thingy, dude. Don't disrespect these people. You don't know Coach Coach Taylor? Yeah, we all know who that is. Who is that? Yeah, Friday Night Lights coach. Yeah. You know about Matt Sarerson. You know Smash Williams, obviously. Yeah, my so-called twin. No, nothing like me. He's not your twin. He's just a black running back. And he looked like me. In some sense. Well, I mean, I did do running back, so I mean. Yeah. And he he attracted a lot of girls. Didn't say females. Okay. He had he was loud and obnoxious. Wow. Ooh, man. You know what? You guys really are like. He was just more handsome. Sorry.
SPEAKER_04If you pull that picture up right now, they would say no. I don't know, dude. Smash. He only more hands because he's basically famous a little bit, so no. Why is he famous? Because he was a you could have been that guy. I could have. Why didn't you? I got hurt, and plus I was more of a wrestler. What'd you get hurt?
SPEAKER_02What'd you get hurt with?
SPEAKER_04I got hit in my shin and broke my bone. G off?
SPEAKER_02This might be a me might be a cat.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, in football, I got hurt. Ended up in the hospital. Damn, really?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_04That ended your career? No, I just didn't. I was never a football player. I was more of a wrestler.
SPEAKER_02I like to put hands on people. Ooh. You like to put your hand? Never mind. I'm not gonna go there. You like don't disrespect the wrestlers.
SPEAKER_04Kick. Stone cold stunner? Not one of those, but don't disrespect uh wrestlers. Really?
SPEAKER_02All right. Let me ask you this. Okay, did you chew Skittles and spit into a water bottle?
SPEAKER_04No, I chose sunflower seeds and spit in a water bottle.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, dude. All right, so here's a disgusting ass story. I'm a freshman on the freshman baseball team, and it was a practice on a Saturday that we weren't supposed to have, but they called it anyway because of rain. We had to get rescheduled, and the wrestling team, who was like state champs, like they had a practice, and we're all in the locker room together, and it was me and like two or three other kids from the baseball team finishing up. I fucking spilled a water bottle all over my shit, and they're like, Oh, it's disgusting, dude, bruh, uh. And they made me clean it up. It was the fuck, it was disgusting, dude. Yeah, and they're like massive wrestlers, and I'm just a little freshman bitch. Uh it was disgusting, dude.
SPEAKER_04New name for Jay. Spit up Jay. No, no, spit up Jay.
SPEAKER_02Spit on Jay. Spit on Jay. No, no, no one's spitting on me. That's what just happened. The water bottle. Bro, it was so gross. I bet it's stunk too. I don't remember that. I just uh I knew what I was doing midway through, and they were just looking at me laughing, like, the fuck am I gonna do? That is disgusting. Yeah, it was bad. Spit? Yeah, dude, they would chew. That's how you made weight. You would chew. Yeah, they would chew skittles and spit it in the water.
SPEAKER_04It was either Skittles, sunflower seeds, uh, gum, uh, tobacco, whatever. Well, not tobacco.
SPEAKER_02Oh, the tobacco. Yeah. Ooh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Sorry to the ones I actually snitched on. Not tobacco. Let's cut that part out. Tobacco? What's wrong with tobacco? We not allowed in wrestling. Oh, because it's especially when we were in high school. Performance enhancing? We were doing it in high school, so we went to the city. So you pack lips? Chomps? What? Lips, tobacco. No, we just I don't know. We just put it in our mouth. I don't know. Right, you pack a lip. Jay, what the hell is that? That's the tobacco. You take it and I just I just put it in my mouth. That was it.
SPEAKER_02Was it like ground up tobacco? Yeah, nasty. Yeah, so you can't. And it tastes disgusting. And you would just go. Yeah. You didn't try and like no. Did you throw up from it?
SPEAKER_04The first time I did, yes.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's why. You gotta put it in your gum.
SPEAKER_04If you swallow it, you throw up, dude. I didn't swallow it, Jay. Yeah. I only thought because how nasty it was, but yeah, it's no good. Oh no. No. So I stuck with sunflower seed throughout the whole time. Yeah, smart. I used to spit like maybe three, four water bottles. Sometimes a big bottle gator.
SPEAKER_02Because you were fat.
SPEAKER_04No, I actually made weight on every on every one. I made weight on every one of my recipes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you spit so many Skittles, dude. Taste the rainbow.
SPEAKER_04You were the rainbow, huh? No, it was sunflower seeds, though, Jimmy. All right. Sunflower seeds. Yes. The original con.
SPEAKER_02I like barbecue. But we had to do original. Why? More spit? More saliva? Yes. Nice.
SPEAKER_04I guess. Pause. I used to have, we used to be on the bus, it'd be like maybe 30-minute ride.
SPEAKER_02Guys just hocked to it back and forth. I found my groove. I see. Yeah, there we go. Jason's groove is the best groove. And then it gets you groove, and he's over there nodding his head. We're in a good place. Alright, we need a nickname for him. OJ?
SPEAKER_04Nah, you you Jay. You the original J.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Sorry. But he's the original J.
SPEAKER_02O. J. Ooh, not Simpson.
SPEAKER_04You know what? Let's go OJ.
SPEAKER_02And I'm OJ.
SPEAKER_04You the OJ as old J. Onk? You're not there with OJ.
SPEAKER_02No, you're not there with yet. You would be that before me because you're older than me. Yes.
SPEAKER_04I'm already onk. I'm already hitting that age.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You still have one more month, then you'll be onk. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So let's keep you in the key to YN's. Y-N's? Keep you no, the YCs.
SPEAKER_02YC's. Young. Oh. Yeah. Like Bryce likes to eat. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Pause. No pause.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Oh, okay. Jay over there. I mean. We still didn't figure out a name for him, though.
SPEAKER_02Jay. It can't be Jay.
SPEAKER_04Can't.
unknownCan?
SPEAKER_04I can't. I can't elaborate. Elaborate on what? On a YC.
SPEAKER_02Young Cracker. It was, it was, it was YN. I'm not going to say that. I'm just looking for I'm looking for one episode without the dropping the N. And he said YN, and then he changed it to YC. Respectfully, Young Kraka. Kraka. Just so we get that straight. I wonder if Goofy's going to use this. He should. Yeah, he should.
SPEAKER_04That's going to be funny because especially with still didn't come up with a nickname for him.
SPEAKER_02Um, we got to move on because if we don't, we're gonna it's gonna be an hour episode.
SPEAKER_04We gonna no, we we coming up with one. Just stay there. Don't move.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah. Don't go anywhere, please. All right. So, you got a slang turn for me or what?
SPEAKER_04Uh, not really, but I mean you can it so we do have one. Um what do you mean? We do have one. It's a lot.
SPEAKER_02You have a lot. So pick one that you know I don't know, act like you prepared for.
SPEAKER_04Well, today, I mean, somebody say big bro, and you act like you didn't know what that was.
SPEAKER_02Yo, okay. So I just learned big bro, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So what's big bro?
SPEAKER_02Uh I guess it just means like I don't understand what it means, but I know it's an older person. It's not even an older person, you just call someone big bro, and it's a black term from Philly. No?
SPEAKER_04So you old if it's like me.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'm older than you. Right? I'm not calling you big bro. Call you small, bro. Short bro.
SPEAKER_04A lot of short jokes coming out here. I see. I'll be tall. Don't worry, I'll be tall next week. Watch. What are you gonna put on uh don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_02I'll be tall next week. Oh uh I am gonna be worried about this. I wanna know I'm scared. I feel threatened. Yeah, you should be. I'm scared. Oh, damn, you got that look in your eyes. I like the sunglasses on you. Speaking of sunglasses, yo. What's that say? No, on the on the inside. Ooh, moon dog. Right?
SPEAKER_04Uh let me see what I look with these on.
SPEAKER_02I'm not doing the show.
SPEAKER_04Hold on.
SPEAKER_02I can't be myself right now. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Give myself a little quick look real quick. Just because I need to take them later next week.
SPEAKER_02Can I go back to being myself now?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Woo!
SPEAKER_02That was exhausting.
SPEAKER_04I forget that kid name. That's who you that's your name. Julian.
SPEAKER_02We talked about the Julian. He's Jay. You're calling me Julian? No. Yes. No, yes.
SPEAKER_04Every time you wear the sunglasses on this show, you're Julian. Julian? Fuck.
SPEAKER_02Julian. Damn. You're gonna make me take the sunglasses off? I do not want to be Julian.
SPEAKER_04You could be Julian or you could be Bryce Harper. Which one? I'm not Bryce Harper.
SPEAKER_02We're not doing this again.
SPEAKER_04Okay, let's talk about this football thing. I mean, this baseball.
SPEAKER_02Well, what I was going to do when you said the moon dog polarization, which is moon dog saloon, you know, what are the odds? I was gonna break right into the website I got it on, blenders. And then I was gonna drop the L from Blender and make it bender. And do you know what Bender means?
SPEAKER_04What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02You're not gonna take a guess. Um you don't know what a bender is? Like something that's bending? No. Wow, all right. I thought you were gonna be like, oh, that's when you like drink for so much for like eight straight days and go on a bender.
SPEAKER_04See, I don't know none of that. All right, we just we just drink.
SPEAKER_02You missed that one. So and then I was gonna say bender is also a term for a really bad hockey player. And who?
SPEAKER_04Who what? Who could it be? A bad hockey player.
SPEAKER_02Anyone who's bad at hockey. Oh, does okay. Yeah, it's a term. I'm going into my thing. You did the Yeah, you're a bender. So you started off as a bender at podcasting. I started off as a bender. I started off as a bender tonight. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02You're on the team. Bender? I like that. Yeah, you're on the team, but you're just not great. Maybe like it's a men's softball league on a Sunday, and you're the guy who brings the cooler of 12 beers and drinks 11 of them and acts like he shared the rest with the team.
SPEAKER_04I'm a bench warmer. No. I'm an alcoholic bench.
SPEAKER_02This isn't about you. I'm just giving a term. I'm just forget it.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no, no, no. No, no, it's not talking about enforcers. No, no, no. We're not going to forget this. It's more relatable. We're not forgetting this, okay? I understand you're talking about, you know, whoever, but I'm just saying the person is a bench warmer alcoholic.
SPEAKER_02That's what they are. Where did you get bench warmer alcoholic from bender?
SPEAKER_04What you just said. The person just sit there, bringing a bunch of.
SPEAKER_02I would not have said that acknowledged. That was so bad. I just my god. Blender to bender to someone, an alcoholic softball, softball player. My god. My god.
SPEAKER_04You bought up all the drinks. I because 11 bears that he did not share with the team. Because he's a bender.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. On the bench. Not necessarily. You brought in the bench part. He's not great. He probably shouldn't be in the field. He should be on the bench, but whether that is okay. That's because he's drunk. He's a bender. Yeah. All right. Am I right or wrong?
unknownI have no idea.
SPEAKER_02He's a good uh in-studio producer.
SPEAKER_04We're gonna wait till uh Goofy get on here and let me know.
SPEAKER_02All right. Timeout. So we got Bender. Now we're gonna bring it more into your territory. It's called Enforcer. Enforcer. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Which is this basically the same thing.
SPEAKER_02No. Wow, yes and no. I guess in a sense. But the Enforcers, you know how you throw up after a roller coaster ride and just start swinging?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02That's what an enforcer does. Okay. The puck hits the ice and he gets pissed off because it hit the ice the wrong way and he just starts swinging. He enforces.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so that don't call because what we call it, oh, it's a fight. Breakout, fight, fight, fight. Is what we call it.
SPEAKER_02But it's the street yard or the the what's it called? The yard. Uh the yard. Not the prison yard. Okay. I was waiting for that one.
SPEAKER_04The backyard game?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's something like that. Oh, easy. Something like that. Okay. Yeah. No, this is on the ice, dude. So the enforcers, there's uh PK Suban, uh Donald Brashir. Um, I think Wayne Simmons at a time. He was actually a goal scorer, but he still did it. He was one. You see where I'm going with this? Yes. But why do the goalies actually get to a fight? I do not see where I'm going to go.
SPEAKER_04I see where you're going, but I just wonder why is the going with it?
SPEAKER_02Are they all basically three black hockey players? I didn't know they were black.
SPEAKER_04I didn't know we I didn't even know there was black hockey players.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, that's the that's what I'm getting at. They're the enforcer. There's they got throw up on them at the roller coaster and just started swinging on the ice. Right.
SPEAKER_04And that's why I literally just say that. They're the ones who got into the fight.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I didn't know they were all black though. Sorry. I yeah, I had to teach you in a unique way. Here we are.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Gotcha. Now, why do the goalies get into a fight? For what? They just sit in there.
SPEAKER_02All right. So the goalie fights really aren't that common, but they happen. I don't know. I think there was one within the last two or three years, but Ron Heckstall, former flyer, flyer, great goalie, he scored a goal and he's notorious for getting in a fight. You see everyone else getting in a fight. It's like in baseball. The dugout.
SPEAKER_04I've never seen one in a baseball game so far.
SPEAKER_02All right, so the dugout's clear and everyone charges the mound. The pitchers in the bullpen, they're, you know, miles away. They start running in and they pretend to get involved. And like people just want to get involved, I guess. I don't know. That sounds like fun to me. Of course it does. Anyone swinging is fun to you. Sign me up. Sign you up for a fight? No, for hockey. Ooh, that's good content. I can't skate though. I can't ice skate. I was thinking of like eventually when you know we get a following. I've only said you know three times. When we get a following, me and you go ice skating. That'd be hysterical.
SPEAKER_04We got to videotape that though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, what else would you do? I'm just saying we gotta videotape that microphone. Listen to Ty and Jay skate.
SPEAKER_04Come on. That would be fun. Yeah, that would be fun.
SPEAKER_02I got a ton of ideas, dude. We're gonna go in bear grills, dude. Maybe get a little camping on. Camping? Yes. I know about camping. You know about camping. Yes. I went camping several times. And you're alive here to tell about it. That's awesome.
SPEAKER_04One black man that survived. One.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, I don't know about the restaurant. I just did you go with other people?
SPEAKER_04No. Okay. Just me and my girl.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. All right. I gotta get into this because you don't have a snow bunny. No. What?
SPEAKER_04So got into it because I told her I'd never been camping before. So we thought about it. She brought up all the campsite. I said, you know what? Let's go to the one that's two hours away.
SPEAKER_02Where so where'd you go?
SPEAKER_04PA Grand Canyon.
SPEAKER_02Grand Canyon is in Arizona. PA. What are we doing here?
SPEAKER_04There's a PA Grand Canyon, Jane. It's like two, three hours away.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Okay. Lord Jesus. Help this man. But we went the first time we went, we stayed in the cabin. So we went again with a group of other friends and we stayed in the tent. That was the scary part. Okay. The reason why it was the scary part, because as some people walking around, basically just walking around. It's like three in the morning. You hear them walking. And no, these not animals. These are actual people. And I woke up to go to the bathroom. Oh God. So as I woke up to go to the bathroom, I had my pocket knife on me. Of course. Of course.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You never know what you're gonna find out there. I agree.
SPEAKER_04I might want to cook something. Short at four o'clock in the morning.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Stab a raccoon. But anyway, you know, we went. I went to the bathroom, whatever. Which was like, I say about maybe 15, 20 second walk, whatever. I was a little shipped up a little bit. I had to keep watching my bat. Yes. Okay. Because like I said, people walking around. Like, why are you walking? What does shipped up mean? Shooked up. Shook.
SPEAKER_02Shift up. Shook. Shook. Oh, shook up. Okay. Like you shook. Okay. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Which is another Philly term.
SPEAKER_02Well, I know shook up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought you said ship up, like the Boston.
SPEAKER_04But why are you walking around black, pitch black outside? Why they gotta be black? Because the outside, not the people.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04I was the only honestly, okay. Let's start this real quick. I was the only black guy at the camp site.
SPEAKER_02That's your first mistake.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02You gotta bring me, my God.
SPEAKER_04When I say the yes, when I say I have to tell about it, yes. Yes, yes. I was the only black guy at that camp site.
SPEAKER_02Out of how many people? A lot. Okay. A lot. Good for you.
SPEAKER_04Somehow I'll survive. Okay? And not gonna lie. Not going. Not going. I was the only black person. I'm talking about waking up in the morning, going to the store to go get something. The only black person driving to the store. I get to the store, we go to the back of the store.
SPEAKER_02So many trails right now.
SPEAKER_04And I'm getting followed to the back of the store by a white guy. Decide he's gonna lift his shirt up and put up basically his gun over top of his shirt. Oh my god, I'm supposed to be scared. I looked him up and down, Jay. I looked him up and down, laughed at him, got what I needed to get, walked out, drove back, come to find out. He's at the same camp site as me.
SPEAKER_02Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04And it was the same dude when I walked to the bathroom, same dude that was in the bathroom.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_04Didn't even notice him until he walked into his camp. His tent, I mean.
SPEAKER_02So you guys had dinner later?
SPEAKER_04Well, actually, we did. He invited, he invited me over. I knew my girlfriend's a nice guy, yeah. He had he had he did me some hamburgers, hot dogs, you know. They was just cooking on a grill. It was nice. Yeah, so they invited me. For what? Ask him for what?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I'd be curious. Nah. You're a better man than me.
SPEAKER_04Nah, I don't need to ask you.
SPEAKER_02I'd be curious, dude. I asked all questions.
SPEAKER_04Maybe he owns it. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm sure he owns it.
SPEAKER_04But yes, I was the only black guy there.
SPEAKER_02Interesting. Alright. Wow. Camping. Who knew? Good for you. Maybe you can come camping with me and Goofy in the fall. That'll be good content.
SPEAKER_04It's gonna be cold.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. My dad hates the cold too. He's gotta have it. He keeps it at like 87 in here.
SPEAKER_04That's why it's hot now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04But I mean, hey, if it happens, happens. I'll go. Don't get me wrong, I'll go. You gotta teach me fishing, though.
SPEAKER_02I just need to make sure you're not the only black guy.
SPEAKER_04It don't matter.
SPEAKER_02You gotta teach me fishing. It matters to me. It matters to me. Well, why? I don't know how to fish. I've never been camping. Did I did I did I confuse you? I have never been camping. I think it would be a fun experience.
SPEAKER_04You never been. I know like I went fishing, but I don't know the correct way. Fishing, dude.
SPEAKER_02You have to sit there and then you gotta watch it.
SPEAKER_04That one, but I want the fun part of fishing on camping.
SPEAKER_02So you dive in with the spear? That's what I want to do. No way that I just got that right. You want to go spear fishing?
SPEAKER_04Yes. Who don't?
SPEAKER_02I can't oh what? I thought I was making a joke. You're all ready to go. How are you gonna make a spear? Spear. Get a knife, a stick. So why don't you just stab it with the knife? It don't work that way. Damn. No.
SPEAKER_04I mean, you could, you know, tape the knife against the stick and do it. Okay.
SPEAKER_02The knife against the stick. So that's kind of like a double whammy. Oh, pause with that.
SPEAKER_04That's like a two-man right there. But um two-man. The stick, the knife, the fish. Yeah, but do you like fish? Not that type of fish, but yeah. Yeah, my god.
SPEAKER_02Oh, what is that?
SPEAKER_04I have no idea what that was.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. The good fish. Not the smelly fish. Yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_04But somebody do got sorry, mom. Somebody do gotta teach me fishing though.
SPEAKER_02Uh well, let me know when you find someone. Maybe, dude, he looks like a fisherman. Are we using his name? Oh, wow, crap. No, that can be edited out. I know it's okay, but we want to call you something else. You know the fish? Yeah, he doesn't have any hair, dude. Bald people love to fish. That's a real thing. Bald white men love to fish. Yeah, no, white men. Well, we know we know that part. It's so bad, dude. What is what is with that?
SPEAKER_04You ever saw this dude try to shoot a basketball at work?
SPEAKER_02I don't jump. Yeah, that was my problem. Like, I it was a jump shot, but I would jump like and somehow he could still make it.
SPEAKER_04I don't know how.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, one out of like every ten. They called me Kevin Durant back in high school. No. That flour. Yeah, I'm tall lanky. No. I'm not. Okay. No. No.
SPEAKER_04What's the what's the what's that the white man name off a white man can't jump? What's his name?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That's you.
SPEAKER_04That's you.
SPEAKER_02So I'm Jax, Woody, Bryce Harper. Alright.
SPEAKER_04I'm still sticking with Brax Harper, though.
unknownAll right.
SPEAKER_04Bryce Harper. That's what I'm sticking with.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so we got Enforcer. Okay. All right. I'm going to teach you. I don't know how we got off of the topic, but I'm going to teach you a golf term right now. Called a bump and run. Yeah. Bump and run. You want to guess what it means? The when you bump the ball, when you're close to the hole? No. Oh. Okay. Alright, let's move on. How about uh can of corn? Baseball term. Can of corn.
SPEAKER_04Can of corn? Can of corn. The ball, you hit the ball hard, and that's when it goes straight into the hole. Into what hole? The golf hole. It's not pinball. The golf hole that's in the ground.
SPEAKER_02No, no, I said baseball. Can of corn for baseball. Oh, for baseball. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's a home run, isn't it?
SPEAKER_02Y'all call it? No. I don't know. No, it's an easy, it's an easy pop-up. Can of corn. Balls in the air. Can of corn. Close though, I guess. Okay, I've seen that one. Okay. How about uh here's a hockey term?
SPEAKER_03Howitzer. Howitzer. Howwitzer. Hower sir. Howard sir. Yes. Howlitzer. Howitzer.
SPEAKER_04That's when it's cold.
SPEAKER_03That's what it sounds like to me. I'm dead. No. It's a really do sound cold, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, in East Germany.
SPEAKER_03It's like a German tank. Oh, there you go. It's a German tank. Okay. Dude, he didn't even have to look that up. But it sounds cold when you say it. Say it again. Howitzer. Sounds cold. Howard, sir.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, how do you do it? It's a very powerful slap shot. All right. Let's see. What else?
SPEAKER_04All right. Oh man, these people better have fun with this one.
SPEAKER_02Do you remember any of the other terms? You got Selly.
SPEAKER_03Selly? Yeah. All right. I'll know that one.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what's a celly? Sell out. You threw the game. Can you say it more with your chest? Because you nailed that one. Sell out. You threw the game. No, celebration, sorry. Oh. Oh, look at that celly. Sell out's crazy. What else we got?
SPEAKER_00Bro, anybody buddy? It's that's fighting terms.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, you can't say buddy. Why not?
unknownBecause they're Canadian and they think of that.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, buddy.
SPEAKER_04So what if I call you buddy?
SPEAKER_02I would be okay with it, but actually, my Canadian friend that I play Xbox with, dude, I call him Buddy every time we sign on. He wants to fight you, don't he? No, he likes me. But maybe he's just being nice. So why I'm not your buddy, guy, right? I'm not your gu, buddy.
SPEAKER_04But if they want to fight you. So if they want to fight you in hockey for calling him buddy, why don't your Canadian friend want to fight you when you call him buddy on the game?
SPEAKER_02Because we're friends. I think. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I haven't come to Canada yet, dude. So once you ask him, how does he feel about being called buddy? I'll ask him the next time I talk. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be a guest on here eventually. You can ask him. Yeah. Oh, you know what?
SPEAKER_04Oh, I'm going to. I'm like, hey, buddy. International thorough, baby. I'm that's I'm gonna say. I'm like, so how are you today, buddy?
SPEAKER_02Dude. That's gonna be a bad first impression. Okay. I don't know how I'll respond to that. No, he'll be alright, I guess. How do you feel being called buddy?
unknownUh depends.
SPEAKER_02On I try and be following me how they're saying that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But if there's ice skates under my feet and I'll be sticking my hand, we're fucking fighting. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Drop the stick. I think I might call him buddy tomorrow.
SPEAKER_02You know what they call a stick? Oh, God. You know what they call a stick in hockey? Twig.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay. I heard of that one. No, you didn't.
SPEAKER_02Yes, I did.
SPEAKER_04No, I heard of that one. Because that's when they actually, when they first get out, some hockey players I seen, I was looking it up, though. Some hockey players, I was trying to figure out why. They when they first buy it, they break it to see how bendable the sticks are. Or is that fake? You deep dove. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes.
SPEAKER_02There's so much more white in you than I really thought.
SPEAKER_04I wanted to see if that was true. I wanted to see because I saw it on TikTok. They were taking the stick and they would literally bend it and sign Walmart or whatever and break, but they still pay for it. Yeah. You see how bendable it is. And if it is, they go back and grab a whole new one and take that one by both.
SPEAKER_02Is bendable a word? Flexible? Bendable. Bendable.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02Bendable? Okay. Bendable. You're good.
SPEAKER_04You never had nothing that's bendable?
SPEAKER_02Bendable, yeah, but I've never heard the word your head is bendable. It's flexible.
SPEAKER_04It's bendable.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. The little brim is bendable. This would have been great segue into bender. What's a bender? Not an alcoholic softball player.
SPEAKER_04The guy ordered that suck, sitting on the bench. Not you. Not you. Not him.
SPEAKER_02Not you. Not you, Goofy, either. You a good guy. My brother was a bender. No, actually, he's good at hockey. My brother's nice at hockey, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So you're a bender in basketball?
SPEAKER_02No, dude, I'm Durant. We went over that. So you're a bender at baseball? I would destroy you in basketball, dude. I'd give white man can't jump a new breath of fresh air.
SPEAKER_04Did you just hear what you just said? You made how many basketballs at work? How many basketballs?
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_04What does that mean? That you made at work without leaving the ground.
SPEAKER_02I don't care. I don't know. I didn't count how many shots I made. Yeah, you don't. I have a park up the street, okay? We can talk about that later. I got a park up the street too. Okay. You want to go to Rucker Park? Where's that at? I have no idea. Rucker Park, New York City, the famous streetball court. Come on. I'm not the only one who didn't know that. Well, well, you're probably not. You're right. But you might be the only. Never mind. Okay. No, you don't know that. Don't make that face at me. This is a very respectable show. It is. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah, Rucker Park. I only know that from NBA Street, though.
SPEAKER_04So you didn't know that. So you like it? He knew it. No, he. Yeah. The face, the face he made.
SPEAKER_01Because I thought he was about to say something else.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I can't wait to hear about it. I don't know what I could have possibly. But that's great. That P knows me so well that you don't know what's coming out of my mouth next.
SPEAKER_04Definitely don't. No. But I never knew about that part. I'm glad you say that. Now I can ask one of my New York friends about the part.
SPEAKER_02You got New York friends?
SPEAKER_04Yes. One of the guys actually worked with us.
SPEAKER_02Who? What's his name? Tim? Nah. No, I don't want to know his name. New York guy. All right.
SPEAKER_04He's from Brooklyn. Oh, Brooklyn. Oh, yeah. He grew up. What he told me, he grew up with Nas, Jay-Z, um, Biggie, you know. He grew up with him. That's what I was told. That's what I was told by him.
SPEAKER_02Cat. We're going to have to get him on the show. What's his name? We can most definitely get him on the show. We'll call him Earl. As of right now, yes, Earl. The Earl of New York City. The Earl of Brooklyn.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02G Off. Yeah. You want him to be named Earl? I love Earl as a name.
SPEAKER_04So we want to name another guy, G Off. Or we're going to name him. Matter of fact. As of right now, we're going to keep him as Cap.
SPEAKER_02Captain. No. Wow. I don't like that. He's capping for right now.
SPEAKER_04He said my name is G-Off. We're not trying to talk. We're talking about the guy that you say you want to bring one from New York.
SPEAKER_02Oh, we're going to call him Cap. Can we? No, Mr. Cap. Yeah, Mr.
SPEAKER_04The crazy part about it. He is older and he do wear cap all the time. He's really an OG. But when you go above the age 55, you're living out. Leave them alone. They don't got a name.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because they live in the retirement community. They have the 55 and older places. No, not just because of that. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Respect your elders. Yeah, absolutely. That's what that is. Yeah. Leave them alone.
SPEAKER_02So don't have them on the pod.
SPEAKER_04No, they you can have them on the pod, but they don't have no names.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04It's just a strong form of handshake. How you doing today, sir?
SPEAKER_02Like like my brother? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh, your brother got a yeah, I don't know that's Vegeta over there, but uh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Vagina.
SPEAKER_04Vegeta.
SPEAKER_02All right. How many how long are we in here? All right, let's get ready to wrap it up. All right. So that was good. You taught me the Philly term. Well, no, I didn't. We talked about it earlier. Big bro. I learned a little bit about that. They used to say that a lot, the formal job that I worked at with you, and I refuse to say it, and I'm still not going to say it. Big, I don't like it. So come up with something better next. Actually, do your homework this week.
SPEAKER_04Oh, no, I got a couple for you next week.
SPEAKER_02Good. Oh, couple. All right. I may have to think of some more sports terms, but you know, I think I started you on a pretty good foot with that. Yes, you did.
SPEAKER_04Yes, you did. So I know I know a couple sports terms now. From what sport?
SPEAKER_02Hockey, golf, uh, baseball. There you go. The three white sports. Good job. Good job.
SPEAKER_04Biggest ones out here. All right. So real quick, one thing I did not know, though, and I'm glad you did say this one, though. Last week, I think it was. I never knew Philly. And we were talking about this earlier at work. I did not know Philly had a soccer team. The union. Dupe. I never knew that.
SPEAKER_02But it's not in Philly. It's in uh Chester County. It's like right over the uh Commodore Barry Bridge. Like when you cross the Commodore Barry, it's the bottom left. So why is it not Chester? Why is it Philly? That is the big debate, and they won't put a soccer stadium in Philadelphia. Yeah, but that's what this podcast is for. We're five for five minutes. We want to talk about that next week. Yeah, let's put it in. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That don't make no sense to me.
SPEAKER_02It doesn't. Thank you.
SPEAKER_04You in Chester?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04But let's say that for next week, guys.
SPEAKER_02Oh, God. Next week is going to be Chester and Soccer. All right. Well, with that.
SPEAKER_04That'll be the opening of the show so we don't forget. Forget what?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Gotcha. Okay, I'm about to say you're getting a little old now. But you forgot.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, we're not doing this again. All right. Sign off so I can say the sign off for the podcast. Stop laughing, dude. Come on. Wrap this shit up. Pause. Yeah, we're wrapping this up. Magnum style. Pause. But I'm Ty wrapping this up. I'm Jay not wrapping it up. Not a big believer in that.
SPEAKER_03Come on. Happy Mother's Day again. No, no Mother's Day.
SPEAKER_04Happy Father's Day. Happy Mother's Day again. And Father's Day. Young ladies and fathers for the old men besides me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So and just remember clear eyes, full heart.
SPEAKER_03Stay thorough.