Too THURL
Jay & Tai host this lifestyle comedy podcast that dives into candid, unfiltered conversations through personal stories, work experiences, and relationship highs and lows. Each episode keeps it honest, relatable, and a little bit hilarious—because being “thurl” isn’t always perfect, but it’s always real.
Too THURL
The Thurl Cup
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Sports, hot takes, and absolute chaos. Jay and Tai break down some of the biggest stories in sports, including the FIFA World Cup, Team USA’s tournament run, AJ Brown, and the never-ending debate surrounding the hatred of the New York Knicks and their fellow NYC teams. As always, what starts as a sports conversation quickly turns into hilarious tangents, bold opinions, and plenty of laughs.
Whether you’re a die-hard sports fan or just here for the banter, this episode delivers another unfiltered conversation that’s equal parts insight, comedy, and classic Thurl energy.
How'd you get darker?
SPEAKER_00Been at the beach, man.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Ocean City, Maryland, right? Yeah. I didn't enjoy myself with the kids. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why we haven't recorded in a week and a half. Man. Let me ask you a question. You guys wear flip-flops at the beach?
SPEAKER_00No, we're crocs. So your sneakers. Crocs.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Socks? Yeah. Yeah? See, I'm a socks with the sandals guy, as you can see.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But nah, we wear our sneakers. Then we some we hit the sand, we take our shoes off and we just walk the sand with the socks on. But when we get in the water, some people, we know some of us get in the water with the socks on, some of us don't. Stop. No, seriously. Stop. Socks in the water. Yeah. You never seen it? No. Sometimes they get in the pool like that, too. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. The pool I get.
SPEAKER_00I mean it's the same thing as water, bro.
SPEAKER_02Water's water, yeah. You're right. So you get in, you get in. However you want. All right. You can get in like that if you want. Nah, I can't wear the shirt. I want to wear the shirt, but you want to. That's an admission. Like, I hate my body. I don't hate my body. I don't like my body, but I don't hate it. I know Smart loved his body, but I hate mine too, though.
SPEAKER_00Calm down. I'm just saying. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_02Oh man. Oh, I took the mirroring off. Yeah, let's go. That's so much better.
SPEAKER_00So, what's up with the uh you holding the mic today?
SPEAKER_02I like holding the mic. Remember, we did the guest episode? Yeah, yeah. They didn't earlier. So now you feel uh Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. That's why. Okay. I see you got the shades back on.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. They didn't see me take them off. That episode's not released. Yeah. Yeah. We need that for another day, right? Yeah. I see you're wearing red today. Plain red shirt. Nah. It's for Team USA. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. USA soccer, baby. Let's go.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Sweeping the nation. Yeah, you know, 4-1.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you know the score. I watched it. Oh. I don't know who scored, but I watched it. Yo, yeah, soccer sweeping the nation. We want to be a part of it. Yes. That's why we're trying to do that Philly 5 for 5 with the union and get the soccer going. We might go down there and put a petition out after this. Let's do it. Oh, you heard it first. Let's do it. Who's the guy? Uh, hold on.
SPEAKER_00Don't ask me no names of the soccer players. I do not know.
SPEAKER_02All right. We're going to say his name's Chris Richards. I think his name is Chris Richards, and that's that's gonna be our thorough the USA soccer team. All right. 60, I think it was 63 of 63 passes connected 100%. It's like it was like a record. So he's a good passer. Okay. He doesn't score. He's not like Messi. Messi scored a hat trick his first game.
SPEAKER_00That's the only person I know. You know Messi?
SPEAKER_02Well I only know him because the kids, they like Messi, so. What about the other one? It's like Jordan and LeBron. Messi and uh we don't know the other one. Ronaldo. Ronaldo. That's the one.
SPEAKER_00We were talking about him earlier. That's the I just can't remember it. But yes.
SPEAKER_02I went to uh Bryce's class picnic today, and his friend was wearing the Ronaldo jersey. Ronaldo played earlier. Yeah, see, we're doing this in real time now because Ocean City, Maryland happened, so now we have to record and release right away. Yes. Speaking of the world, speaking of the World Cup, Japan's goalie is black. Right? I don't know. I only watched the USA game. Yeah, so I was watching it and I was like, there's no way that so I assumed he was the goalie for the other team. And my friend texts me, he's like, is the Japan goalie really black? Last name's Suzuki, but he's black. Yeah, so ready? Blackie Chan.
SPEAKER_00Blackie Chan.
SPEAKER_02Blackie Chan. That was the reaction I was going for. Let's go. No, Blackie Chan's too far. Blackie Chan. I never knocked it. Oh my god. Wait, isn't Jackie Chan? Jackie Chan Chinese. Right. So he's not Japan. He's not Japanese. This is just like that podcast where like we're both just laughing right now.
SPEAKER_00Oh wait, wait. So is it no Jaggy Chan? If Jagi Chan Chinese, then what is Jet Li? I don't know. Is he Chinese? Yeah. Because alright. Yeah. Jaggy Chen on Jaggy Chan is Chinese. Yeah. Jet Li. Is he Japan? Jet Li. He's gotta be, dude.
SPEAKER_02So you have the you got the wrong names, bro. No. Jet Li. So how how would I combine? That's what we got. I don't know. Maybe Black Lee? Black Lee. Ooh. Okay. It's not funny, but that's good.
SPEAKER_01That has a nice string to it. See, see, see, that's funny. Yeah, it's a little black lee.
SPEAKER_00Black Lee. That's it. That's the thing. Good job. But I never knew. Like I said, I never knew there was real black soccer players until I actually started watching it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no. African nations, actually, like the Ivory Coast, a stunner. We were supposed to go to that tailgate. Traffic was insane. We couldn't get there.
SPEAKER_00Our stand on standby right now. Well, then.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was tough. It was, but Ivory Coast pulled off the upset against Ecuador. The entire stadium was yellow, dude. It was all for Ecuador. Ivory Coast scored in the 90th minute to win. Wow. Huge upset.
SPEAKER_00So I want to ask you because I know a lot of people, I've been asking a lot of people at work. A lot of people at work that know something about soccer, I really don't know. Oh, the Spanish people. No. Not just Spanish people. Like I'm talking about black people, white people, all of them. I was just asking just to see what they all say. Who you who do you think have it in the top right now going to win it all?
SPEAKER_02Um I'd like to see the Netherlands pull it. I mean, obviously USA, but I'm realist. Like, yeah, I want USA to win, but if I being realistic, the Netherlands, I love orange. They never won. Dude, you gotta see this crowd. They line up, they're all orange, and they go left, left, left, left. And they go right, right, right, right. It's the whole it's shaking, dude. It's crazy. They took over Kansas City.
SPEAKER_01They do what, Jay?
SPEAKER_02Left, left, left. You gotta see the video. Maybe we'll post the clip right here. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that.
SPEAKER_00But no, Netherlands. I love the color orange. But that's like I said, that's the first time I ever heard their name today. That's gonna win. Netherlands. Yeah, it's everybody say Mexico or Brazil.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a lot of people like Brazil. Brazil won it the last time it was in the United States, which was uh 1994. I know that for a fact. No fact checking. Yeah.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Brazil actually plays in Philly two nights from now.
unknownThat's good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's what I'm Friday. But Wings Up is going to be packed.
SPEAKER_02Oh, because of the the game.
SPEAKER_00We've been we've been busy all week for Notes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we've been busy. I bet. People want their wings. Sports are that's the number one thing that goes with sports as a food. Not pizza. It's wings. It's wings. I'm a pizza guy myself, but it's a wing guy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I'm a wing guy.
SPEAKER_02That's why you work at Wing Stop.
SPEAKER_00No, that's not the reason why. Give me my wings. I don't care where I'm at. Give me my wing. I don't care what none of us.
SPEAKER_02See, people will get all. Blue cheese or ranch.
SPEAKER_01Ranch?
SPEAKER_02Oh, we're not friends anymore. There's definitely no. There's only one answer. It's a ranch. It's blue cheese. I'm telling you, if uh one of the first questions I'll ask a girl when I first start talking to him is blue cheese or ranch. If they say blue cheese, we're done. I'm sorry, it's a deal breaker.
SPEAKER_00No. Yeah. Yeah, it'd probably be done on her because it's blue cheese all day.
SPEAKER_02No. What? Wow. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Do most black people prefer blue cheese? Oh no. Everybody got different tastes. Yeah. Like my mom, she does blue cheese. My brother does ranch. My sister, like everybody. No. No. It's all depends. Honestly, it really all depends on the wings, though.
SPEAKER_02Alright. See, but I don't see I'll get a side of fries with my wings and I'll dip the fries in the ranch. I won't think I'll go ranch just with the sauce. That's all I need. That's all I need. Disgusting, man. Yeah. Well, you know what's disgusting? AIDS. Do you take Yes Tuga?
SPEAKER_01What?
SPEAKER_02What a wild segment, but I glanced at my computer and I had Yes Tuga on here. Yes Tuga.
SPEAKER_00What's that?
SPEAKER_02So watching TV and those infomercials pop up all the time, and it's all about like Crohn's disease or like all stuff like that. But then there's one Yeztuga called my attention. It stops you from getting AIDS. I guess if you're real sexually active. Okay. You can take Yestuga and oh 99.9% chance of not getting AIDS. Yeah, there you go. Did you shout out?
SPEAKER_00Did you actually read up one or did you just No?
SPEAKER_02I heard Yestuga and I I took Oh, so you just went just went along with it and just ran. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It said believe what they say on TV.
SPEAKER_02No, because it sent in says side effects could be death, cancer, AIDS. Like they name you all the negative side. Like, no, I don't God. We're teetering with a dangerous topic right now. We're gonna lose the doctors out there. Hey.
SPEAKER_00Oh man. Listen, listen, listen, man. But since we want this sports stuff, let's talk about the Knicks.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. My question is. This is a Philly podcast, remember that.
SPEAKER_00But still, no, I really need to know.
SPEAKER_02Cracking my beer now.
SPEAKER_00How the hell you come back from a 30, basically 30 lost lead, and came back and win the game. Twice in a row, not just once. Twice. I've never seen it before.
SPEAKER_02Me and my best friend were watching this game, and we refused to turn it off because we knew it was going to happen. Yes. At some point, and they cut the lead from 29 to 22, and that's when it's like, oh shit, they actually might do this. And they fucking did it. And then they burned their city down. Which is crazy. Philadelphia gets a bad rep, but come on.
SPEAKER_00I mean, never let light no fire. That's inside school buses? Insane. Kids use that bus. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02They thought, oh, grease the poles and all that shit. Motherfucker, he's burning down buses and churches and shit.
SPEAKER_00Looting, riding. What about a guy who was on top of the bus that was actually a little bit on fire, not too much. Who couldn't even use the fire extinguisher? I didn't see that. That's insane. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. The guy could not use the fire extension, bro. He did not know how to pull the pin or let it off.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Got angry at it and tried to throw it. And their parade is tomorrow on Thor Thursday. Everybody say goodbye to New York. Philly ain't gonna miss it.
SPEAKER_00Oh man. You know, I got X every time if we should go to the parade. You know what I did? Whose parade? The Knicks? Yeah, you know what I you know what I said? I don't even like New York now because of the traffic.
SPEAKER_01That's insane.
SPEAKER_00And you want me to go to You want me to go to New York? You got Knicks fans at the Big Smile? There's a couple of them. Damn. And what the heck do I look like going? Jay, do you know how that traffic is gonna be?
SPEAKER_02Um Yeah, it's not gonna be great. You can spend $80 and take the train up there. You got $80 for me?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_02Alright. $80 for the train. You might as well take a flight. My God. Yeah, my God.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I need to drink this or that. Yeah, you do. I don't know how the heck the Knicks did pour that one off. Yeah. And if you if you bet it on the Knicks when they was down, and you bet that they was gonna win, I know y'all made money.
SPEAKER_02A lot of money. Ike Reese. Ike Reese said he did it. WIP guy. He said he took them when they were down 22. Smart man. I mean, you just had a feeling that whole game they were gonna come back. Yeah. The Spurs had such an early lead, so big, like it's so hard. Like basketball's a game of runs. Yeah, the Knicks. And it's hard. It sucks. I hate I fucking hate the Knicks. I hate New York fans. Let's preference that. But that team was special. It was cool to see what they did as a sports from a non-objective sports fan. It was cool to see what they did.
SPEAKER_00We're talking about 52 years, bro. I know. 52 years.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Imagine the Sixers. We're not gonna burn school bosses. Yeah, we ain't gonna burn Philly down.
SPEAKER_00I mean, look what look what happened when we won a uh Super Bowl twice. That's what I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_02The first time the Eagles won the Super Bowl, it was portrayed as this awful thing, but it was nowhere near like the Knicks winning. We didn't burn, like we were on polls and shit. Like, yeah, we won the Super Bowl for the first time ever. We were happy. The Knicks. It didn't take us 52 years, though, but yeah. Literally 52 years. Wow, Super Bowl 52. Good knowledge. 42, 33. That's the score, right? That's the score. But I mean, my thing is, man, that was crazy. Yeah. Good for I don't know. Good for Jalen Brunson. I don't know. I like Jalen Brunson.
SPEAKER_00Jalen Brunson wasn't.
SPEAKER_02I like the Nova Knicks. I like I grew up loving that Nova team and watching them play. Like Hell Bridges or be a sixer. Embarrassing. That's another another subject. Alright. I got another one. So this is completely off topic, off sports or whatever. Okay. We're gonna have viral videos, dude. A couple of kids went to the Hoover Dam, right? Hoover Dam. It's this big water structure, whatever. I guess it blocks the water. It lets water come through at a certain point. I don't know. But the kid goes to dump a water bottle and the water won't go down. It just splashes back in their face and goes up. There's no gravity. Isn't that crazy? Are you serious? I'm telling that serious.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, yeah. I need to see this.
SPEAKER_02I'll post the video with this. Yeah, dude, the water, it just splashes right back at them. Yeah. Now, where's this actually at though? The Hoover Dam. Hmm. I want to say Arizona. Somewhere in the desert, dude.
SPEAKER_00Hoover. Now I want to try. I want to go. Once I see this video. I'm not that I'm being dead serious.
SPEAKER_02I'm seeing all this shit out there. I was like, damn, me and Ty should be doing that. Like, we could do this better. Yeah, it's gone. We gotta get some stuff around here first. I ain't gonna lie. Don't lie.
SPEAKER_01Keep it thorough. Can you imagine? Somebody took a piss on. Yo.
SPEAKER_02You gotta have confidence to do that, but one, you just whip this out.
SPEAKER_01Yo. That's a science project. Don't mind me. Somebody gonna take a piss. Testing my high hypothesis right now. Hey yo, no, that that would be that is wild and crazy.
SPEAKER_02That's one thing Cam and Peyton miss on there. When they crack up like this, they'll go, hey yo. They need an A yo or something.
SPEAKER_00Something they got is like, what is it? What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, can't yeah, mine's better. What?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_00But we like them guys though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. They actually uh they posed an interesting question this past week about feedback. Okay. And whether you should be honest if you go up to a random person to ask for feedback, should they be honest with you or should they make you happy and just tell you what you want to hear? I'd rather be I'd rather honesty. Yeah, you know me. I'm telling you exactly how it is. Like you're asking me for feedback. So I guess he went and he tried a free sample of this protein donut and he ate it, and he it was so dry, he like couldn't talk. And when she asked for his feedback, he went to like say something positive, but he had no saliva and it just came out like so. He was trying to be positive, but it was the driest donut ever. Like, me in my eyes, I'm gonna say, look, you want to sell this? This is the driest shit I ever had. You gotta do something, like change a recipe. Look yourself in the mirror, look your look at the recipe, and how can I make this more moist? I they probably don't want to hear that word, but it needs to be more moist, you know? Honest feedback. I'd rather yeah, I'd rather do it honesty, man. Yeah, like if you think our show sucks, tell us, right? I agree. You're probably wrong, but tell us.
SPEAKER_00Definitely wrong. Because you ain't known us yet.
SPEAKER_02No, they know us pretty well. We're doing pretty good this show. How far are we in? Oh, we gotta discuss.
SPEAKER_00Oh man, what are we discussing, Joe?
SPEAKER_02The cheating Patriots and how they reward cheating. Now adding AJ Brown, who 100% plowed someone, Jalen Hurts found out, told his wife, maybe, where his wife found out somehow.
SPEAKER_00His wife found out from another teammate's wife.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you got the sword. Yeah. So all that drama and everything that we thought was happening, it was happening.
SPEAKER_00But my thing is, though, like, to really be honest with everybody and be thorough, my thing is, AJ has the right to be upset and be the type of person he was on the field and everything, because at the end of the day, that's just like me and you on this podcast, Jay. And you know something about me.
SPEAKER_02I know way too much about you.
SPEAKER_00Right, but if somebody doing something behind my back and you know this, you I want you to tell me, like, yo, dad that shit. Cut that shit out, bro. You feel me? But not just sit there and have somebody go and tell my wife or whatever that I'm doing something when you can just come to me yourself as a man and tell me, like, yo, cut that shit out. Let's get this bunny, let's let's do what we gotta do. You feel me? Be a friend, be a brother. That's what, and I AJ really has the right to be upset and be angry and carry that on that. I mean, yeah, not carried on the field. I'm sorry, not carried on the field, but he has the right to be upset and angry.
SPEAKER_02And I agree with you a hundred percent, and I don't even think he brought it out on the field that much. He I I mean, obviously there was a clear disconnect between the two of them, but at the end of the day, you're right. Like, I don't yeah, but it wasn't being a pussy, though. I know it was there was it was the whole team knew.
SPEAKER_00I know the whole team knew, I know. So, come on, and then it comes out, but yeah, he him getting signed to the Patriots.
SPEAKER_02And Jalen, Jalen's his godfather, too. The godfather of AJ's kid, that's wild.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. So I I agree.
SPEAKER_02I I would be mad to yeah, but he shouldn't have been plowing around.
SPEAKER_00That that's his life. You know, I mean, come on, he's right. It is a monogamy. He got money, bro. Who who which female is not gonna go for? He got money. You feel me? So at the end of the day, who knows? His wife stayed with him, though. Yeah, his wife's still with him.
SPEAKER_02Oh, they probably signed a contract or something. I don't know. I feel like girls have to know when they're getting into relationships like that.
SPEAKER_00Like, come on. But at the end of the day, like, his wife stayed with him, so who really knows? Like, who knows behind closed doors what is really going on between them? And plus, does their their mistress or his mistress? Who knows? They all three of them could be into it together. Who knows? Who really knows? You feel me?
SPEAKER_02Could be running that three-man. There's no three-man, bro. I know, but it was funny. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, who really, really knows what's going on behind clothes?
SPEAKER_02No, you never do at all. Like, if you're an athlete and you're going on the road for three to four weeks, yeah. What are we doing here? What are we doing? Unless you're like, I don't know, Aaronola or some goody two shoe baseball player, you're getting in there.
SPEAKER_00They probably doing the same thing.
SPEAKER_02No, price on the cheat. Do not, do not even. We're not doing this. We're not gonna make it. We're not.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna stick with the football.
SPEAKER_02I know monogamy.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna stick with the football.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But if AJ Football. AJ Brown, if you're watching this, I agree with you, bro.
SPEAKER_02You had the right to be upset and angry on some real. If you're watching this, we made it. Yeah, we actually made it. If you watched this, we definitely made it. Nah, but he's not watching it. But you're thorough. You're definitely thorough. And Rabel, Rabel's cool too, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. Diana Rossini, she was fucking, she was putting it out there that she was cheating on her husband for long before that. Jeez, my God.
SPEAKER_00But can you but think about it? How many celebrities out here is really cheating? Every last one of them, bro.
SPEAKER_01A monogamy's dead.
SPEAKER_00They're all cheating, dude. I mean, honestly tell you the truth, and I'm sorry to say about it. Yeah, and I feel honestly, nobody, once again, nobody knows what goes on behind closed door. I still feel as though Jalen Hurts is not perfect. Never he a Christian dude, but what would you think?
SPEAKER_02You think he's got a side bitch?
SPEAKER_00He must be. Come on. You like no homo. You can't be that handsome, that good in football, have that much money. You're so quiet, though. Like, and very, very quiet about your life. Your life is so quiet. Yeah, you keep your life to yourself, but come on, bro. Come on. Something out there, you have dirt.
SPEAKER_02I gotta get this WIP. You have dirt. I'm sorry. Jalen Hurts.
SPEAKER_00Plowing around. Yes, everybody has dirt, bro. Everybody. Yeah, a lot. Look what happened to Michael Jordan. What happened? He cheated. Am I right or wrong? Brian McKnight. I mean, not an athlete, but Brian McKnight. He cheated. Wait, what did Michael Jordan cheat on?
SPEAKER_02He cheated on his wife. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought, I see, I think you're meaning against the spirit. No, I'm just saying, like, any athlete, I assume they've cheated. Like, that's like part of the part of the job. You're gonna. Adultery comes with the comes with the job description.
SPEAKER_00Especially if your wife is not with you throughout that time you you out trying to play football in the unless you're Bryce Harper. I guess unless you're Bryce Harper, you're probably cheating too, but unless you're Bryce Harper. Oh no. Yeah, athlete. He's one of the best players. He's the one of the best baseball players. To me.
SPEAKER_02I'm trying to think if my opinion of Bryce would change had I found out he was plowing around. Probably not. I would say, damn, he's like everyone else. Oh well. We do not promote monogamy on this podcast, I guess. That's the one difference between Peyton and Cam. They're, you know, happily, whatever. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But my thing is, I I had to, I gotta be on AJ's side, though. Yeah, you're wrong. Yeah. Doing what you're doing. Yeah. Because we don't know what's going on behind closed door, but you're wrong what you did. But I agree with you of being upset. The way your wife found out, she never had found out that way. Your man's, your man's wife, she never told her.
SPEAKER_02See, this is the stuff they're not talking about on WIP though. They're not getting into the actual details of what happened. So this is good stuff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because Jay, I promise you, if let's just say your wife went to my wife and told my wife, and this is between my wife. You you never know, bro. Life changes, bro. Life changes. Everybody, trust me. But if your wife goes to my wife and tell my wife, and this is between me and you, and I'm talking to you, but your wife overheard, or you told your wife, and then your wife behind your back went and told my wife. Our friendship gotta be over, bro. Yeah. Friendship, podcasts, all of it. Everything is over. That's so good. I'm talking about when I say over, I'm talking about, yo, don't text, call. I don't give you a pop out of the city.
SPEAKER_02Nothing. That's terrible. I didn't I'd block myself too if I did that. Jesus, this is why I'm gonna be single.
SPEAKER_00I don't need this. Yo, I won't be single. But no, also, you know, get off the topic a little bit, you know. Uh we we enjoyed this um with this adultery stuff we did.
SPEAKER_01But I also pro adultery podcast.
SPEAKER_00But what I gotta say though, J like this week, bro, I felt really good this week. Yeah, yeah. Why'd you feel good? I don't know what it was, but like I I'm a Christian, okay? And I was at work. But for some reason, a couple times at work, like mad people got coming in, but they was from the church. Never knew nothing about it. Never knew that that's where they was coming from. Okay. I'm in the bank doing dishes. Giving that body a break. Let me go do the dishes, whatever. Y'all, y'all stay up front. I hear young men yell from the front, are you saved? I'm like, yeah, I'm saved. I'm saved. You're saved? Yeah, I'm a saved person. Okay. What does that mean? Sorry. I got baptized. Oh the Lord. I'm saved too.
SPEAKER_02You did? You did? Yeah, I got baptized. That's good. Yeah, I got confirmed too. My confirmation name is Paul. But back to you. Okay. But I kind of make the serious moments not serious.
SPEAKER_00Keep going. But other than that, you know. The guy called me up front and said, and this happened more than once at my job this week. Can I pray for you? Sure, I'll take prayer no matter what. I'll always take the prayer. They started praying for me. And I don't know what it is, but when they was praying for me, bro, it literally touched me. Damn. Yeah, like I felt the cheer, like the chill down my back.
SPEAKER_02That's awesome.
SPEAKER_00I was like, what the heck just happened?
SPEAKER_02My parents are gonna love this part, dude. They're big Christians and they're gonna love it. That's good.
SPEAKER_00Bro, when I said the chills went down my back, I could feel it. I started shaking when it was praying for me.
SPEAKER_02That's why I tried not to make a joke or anything during that. No, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And the whole entire time doing work as I would I hate dishes at work. It's too much. But the whole entire time back, I didn't even know I was smiling the whole damn time. Damn, you got a nice smile too.
SPEAKER_02Oh, thank you. No, no homo.
SPEAKER_00It felt really good though.
SPEAKER_02That's awesome. That's a good story. Maybe that should be your segment for the week. Ty's sermon. Little sermon of the week, dude. I remember when we drive to work together, Steve Harvey in the morning, dude. Yeah. That shit got me fired up and ready to go. That's how I became a manager, dude.
SPEAKER_01Steve Harvey. Shout out to Steve Harvey in the morning. My God, yeah. That was good stuff. Not kidding.
SPEAKER_02Who's your favorite one there? Favorite on what? On Steve Harvey in the morning. I didn't know there were multiple people. I only listened to it when you got a stage. Strawberry Letter. Oh no.
SPEAKER_00This is the time to take a drink.
SPEAKER_02Oh, this is a good way to end with the Steve Harvey. Yes. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Strawberry Letter is. A strawberry letter. Yes. So somebody writes Steve Harvey a letter about their life. No matter what it is. It can be about your relationship or whatever. Okay. They on there, basically what they're doing is asking Steve Harvey, what should they do? About their life or their relationship. So they're asking for advice, maybe. And Steve Harvey gave it to him. But as the young, I forget her name. Um it starts with an S. I'm not sure if it's Cheryl, Sheryl, or whatever, but she reads the letter and everybody give their opinion. And Steve Harvey gave his. What channel, what station? It's the same thing. Just Steve Harvey in the morning. Steve Harvey morning. I think 10 105.3. 105.3. 630. 630 to 64. All right. 630. Sorry, Joe to camera.
SPEAKER_02You're out. I'll put on that. All right. Yeah. That's good. Strawberry Letter. You should check it out.
SPEAKER_00I will.
SPEAKER_02Absolutely.
SPEAKER_00Every morning, I listen. Every morning. I wake up on time just to get to work on time to listen to it.
SPEAKER_02That's that's powerful. That's good stuff right there.
SPEAKER_00Well, just listen to Steve Harvey, not really the strawberry letter, only Steve Harvey.
SPEAKER_02But why are you lying to people telling them that you're getting to work on time?
SPEAKER_00I actually didn't. No, I've been. I've been getting to work on time. I can show you, I've been getting to work on time. Oh, you're not fired. That's good. Come on. I'm a man. I'm always early for the next day.
SPEAKER_02Now you're even more the man. Now that the big smile knows where you're at. Yeah, but my thing is though, Jay.
SPEAKER_00Tell them. If tell them late that day, I'm early for the next day. Yeah. Yeah, you told you told us that. But I'm gonna tell y'all again. Yeah. Every time you mention me being late.
SPEAKER_02We might have cut that part out of episode one because we mentioned some things we shouldn't have. You mentioned something we should have. You might find those in our what are we gonna call them? The federal files. Yeah, we're gonna come up with the federal files soon enough where you gotta pay like 99 cents to hear the good stuff.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We got good stuff.
SPEAKER_00And the first episode is funny too. Yeah. But how was your week though? On some roads? Um we still got a little bit of time. What was your week? That was a good week.
SPEAKER_02We did a lot of prepping, ready to, you know, to film the podcast and everything. Okay. Trying to find a job, dude. It's hard. It's starting to go broke.
SPEAKER_00It's not hard. I told you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know, but it's I'm getting unemployment, and now it's X amount, and you know, but I need a job. Yeah. I'm starting to get bored. It's time to get a job. We're gonna get we're gonna get out there and get a job. This obviously can't pay pay for anything right now.
SPEAKER_00Well, you know, I got this thing is you know I do as well, also, which is the third job. It's just on the side. It's called three jobs. I got zero. It's called Margarita Man.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, you're the truck, right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, let me get a piece of that action. Now, what I could do is, because you know, you're a good driver and everything like that, I can train you. I can talk to my boss about it. I can train you on it so that way you know. So since you basically out of work right now, you know, you could probably run it for the summer. Okay, maybe August. Um, if he says yeah, let's see what he says first. If he says yeah, in August, you're gonna ride with me up to, I think it's called uh Marlonborough. It's up in PA. It's like two hours away. Marlboro, that's where no. Wait, Marlborough? Sound like that. It's up in two, it's like two hours away in P.A. It's not in New Jersey. No. Okay. It's like two hours. I just I just came from there. All right. On Saturday, I just came from there. I got home at 2 o'clock in the morning though. Yeah. But this in August is three days' work. So I'm trying to talk to my boss and the lady that basically rent from us to put money together and give me a hotel for me to stay out there for the three days. But if he says, yeah, maybe you know, you can ride with me, you stay, and we can figure this out, and you can learn how to use the machine. Yeah, that would be incredible. So I'll talk to my boss, give you a call, you pop up, and we all can talk. Yeah, that would be great. That's great for me.
SPEAKER_02I'm struggling. I'm a struggling American right now. All right, I'm not gonna tell you how much I made in one day. I would never that one day smiling, dude. That one day? More than he made recording that's a name. I'll tell you that.
SPEAKER_00But I did also told you before, you know, you need a job. I can help you out. Yeah, I know, I know. You my man. Yeah, so I need a job. I got you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we'll get out there. Even if you don't want to do that, we have to do that. I do want to do that. That pique that piqued my interest. That'd be good. Yeah, that's why I want to I want to start our own moving business, dude. But if you drive the truck, you drive the truck. Well, I gotta drive. What if I'm tired? I do all the heavy lifting. You just drive the truck. I'm afraid to drive the big ass fucking truck. Okay, what do you what heavy lifting are you doing? Have you ever seen me load a truck at the big smile, bro?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but what heavy lifting are you doing?
SPEAKER_02By myself? Up to 150, 200 pounds.
SPEAKER_00I don't think so.
SPEAKER_02Alright, we can do. We're gonna get something that's 200 pounds and record me doing it. That's what's gonna happen with this. That's good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. How much time we got? We got time. You're gonna be happy. We're gonna be happy for this one. You're gonna be real happy.
SPEAKER_02Is this gonna be the end of the this is how we're ending it?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, this is how we're gonna end this right here. Here we go. You're gonna be very happy for this, Jay. You fucked the white girl. No. No. No. What the hell? No. But I looked up pickleball. Because it took you too long.
unknownLet's go.
SPEAKER_00It took you too long to teach me how to play pickleball. I looked it up, I seen it, and guess what? We're gonna play.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Let's go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I figured, yeah, that's what yes, that's good. Now we can go and just play. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I looked it up. I say, oh, this looking kind of easy. The only thing is, I'm letting you know now, you be on my team, you're gonna lose.
SPEAKER_02If you're on my team, we're gonna lose. So we'll lose together. It'll be fine. That's fine. And I hope we have a recording. Oh, 100%. Getting metaglasses for my birthday. Oh, speaking of that, July 1st. I know your birthday. Yeah, I know. So I wasn't gonna I know. Three months. I wasn't gonna do anything, but one of my best friends, the girl that I went to opening day with, she was like, Oh, they're having another tailgate on your birthday because there's fireworks after. This was literally three hours ago. I was like, oh, alright. She's like, I want to go. I was like, all right, so we're locking this in. She's like, yeah. So we're tailgating. Yeah. And my I'm invited. Yeah, I wasn't gonna text you before we recorded, yeah. I texted Nigel and Du and like two other people, and I'm gonna send other people invites later. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright, but I got now. So I'm gonna go get me another jersey. I can't wait to see Jersey I wore last year.
SPEAKER_02You didn't go last year, it's two years ago.
SPEAKER_00Two years ago, sorry. Two years ago. I gotta find a new jersey.
SPEAKER_02Alright, that's fair. But it's Wednesday. It's literally two weeks from today. Okay, but should I get a Harper one? Yeah, absolutely. Wish I get a Howard. Oh. Bro, I wish I had a Ryan Howard jersey for you. He's the only player I didn't have a jersey or jersey for.
SPEAKER_00I never honestly tell you true, I swear to you, I like you not. In the mall, can't find I've never seen a Howard jersey. Yeah, because he's retired. But it don't matter. They should still have they still have you can get him online.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but he's not Michael Jordan. We're talking about the go-to basketball compared to.
SPEAKER_00But still, come on.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yes and no. Yeah, a Michelin Mitchell and Ness store, I bet you could find him at. But all right, search online for Howard.
SPEAKER_00Alright, I'm gonna search it. I'm getting him one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but that'll be like all right.
SPEAKER_00Already got a Philly hat. I already got like three.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And I still got the one you got me for my birthday that year. Bryce wears it. Yeah. I know Bryce. You went. Oh, well, speaking of that, what are your plans with uh you and your son for the summer?
SPEAKER_00Honestly, tell you the truth, we just go with the flow. Honestly. Me too. We just go with the flow. That's all you can do, too. We just go with the flow. That's all you can do. We airplane, we go like this weekend on Oh, Saturday.
SPEAKER_02Trying to do something Saturday. So Saturday's weekend. Sorry. Sorry. I'm getting bright late in the afternoon.
SPEAKER_00Um, I mean, you want to go to breakfast, we can't on uh Sunday, which is Father's Day.
SPEAKER_02Like taking them out for brunch for our first hangout.
SPEAKER_00You're gonna be bored as fuck. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Can we play Roblox? Can we play our iPad? Like no. Yeah, but no, we'll get them the summer's good. I I got them like Wednesday or Thursday to Sunday every week.
SPEAKER_00Alright, well, normally sometimes I'm off on Wednesday, so we can find something to Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Wednesdays, Wednesdays, we gotta start recording like this. This is good. We'll see if Goofy can pull this out and have it done by tomorrow. Let's end this right now and get it to him.
SPEAKER_00Good luck, Goofy.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, seriously, good luck, dude. We appreciate you. I believe in you. Yeah, yeah. Moondog Saloon. Jay and Ty, we out. Wait, nope. Clear eyes. Clear eyes. Clear eyes. You say full heart. Why are you saying why not? I don't like to say nah. Clear eyes. Or say thorough.