HAUNTINGS AND AIDS | Episode 1

Gabriel and Gaige jump right into their first official episode with crazy stories, hot takes, and a creative mindset!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Right now, it's recorded. It's recorded live. Same on the mics. Mics are live. Good. We are chillin'. So are we the type of cast? Are we the type of podcast that's gonna be like no phones, or can I just kind of peep the roadmap? Oh, that's probably trademarked. You can you can peep the the the follow-along. Okay, yeah, good. Because dude, let's just go straight into it, man. Well, first of all, guys, uh we're not in the yard anymore. We're not in Kansas anymore. We are in Atlanta. Um see if I can get it for a try. Closer to the mic, closer. It's all over me. It's all over me. It perfectly did not splash the mic at all, though. Yeah. Wait, this is gonna be so annoying. Dang it! I tried to do a loud small one like that, guys. So I'm gonna be red for this podcast. Red and sticky. Hope that's okay. Red and sticky. Oh my god. Title of my sex tape. What? That was a good one. That was solid, dude. Yeah, thanks. Your voice sounds so crisp in my ears right now. So I'm opening everything, guys. You gotta you gotta get it all like all over with now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna open it mid. Not gonna open it mid-conversation. Uh new podcast, new uh new stew, new studio. You know, we had to ball out for episode one. Yeah, yeah. Just imagine episode 100, bro. Exactly. Episode 100, episode 200. Oh my gosh, episode a thousand. We're gonna have like Ryan Reynolds on the Mr. Beast on here, episode 50, bro. Oh my gosh. So let's get straight into it, man. Yeah. So you told me that you kind of can lucid dream, I think you were saying. Okay, so I've been I've been getting kind of interested in it. Um there was this kid in my basic training, shout out to it. He would lose a dream. His name's To it? His last name is Tuit. I thought you were gonna say shout out to calling him an it. No, uh T-U-I-T, Tuit. Um and he, interesting guy, love him to death. Um he used to Lucid Dream, and it was crazy how he did it. He would take his girlfriend's underwear, what he took it to basic. Yeah, girlfriend's underwear. And what I don't know if this is public knowledge, but it is now. Yeah, you're outing to it over here. Like he and he would rub it between his fingers before he like fell asleep, and she would be in all of his dreams. That sounds more like witchcraft than Lucy's dreaming, bro. There's no way. I mean, like dead ass. That's how he did it. And then one day his PT jacket got stolen, and then he never saw the underwear again. Ew. And so he was livid, livid. Like I mean, if someone stole my girlfriend's underwear out of my possession. Yeah. You know, yeah. Don't bring underwear somewhere that you're not ready for it to be stolen. Exactly. Like if you think it's gonna be gone, then don't don't break it. You gotta dude, there's underwear thieves out there. It's a real problem. It exists, you know. Had many of my pairs stolen. Very sought-after product, yeah. Completely um, completely side note. I know I now have a new pair of red underwear. What do you mean, a new pair of red underwear? What is that? Ever since I like came back from basic. Why? What is I don't understand the reason? Oh! Oh, you didn't say that they were red before. Oh my gosh. No, uh I recently got into the panty market. I'm joking. I'm joking to it. Uh to it, I would not trust this guy. I wouldn't touch him with a tinfoot pole. To it's in the middle of a swamp right now for about a month. He's in the box. Uh the box? Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, dude, I have been trying to lucid dream for so long. Like at on and off for years, obviously. Like who, like when you're a kid, you're like, oh, lucid dreaming, yeah, do whatever you want. Yeah. But I literally got to the point where I had a dream journal and I would write down my dreams, and I'd like, oh, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, two, four, five. I think that's all my fingers. And you just got like, you just gotta do like these reality checks. Yeah. Can't do it.

unknown 4:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Like, I'll see Thor next to me throwing a hammer and be like, oh, what's up, bro? Yo, this is real. Yeah, like I could be flying on a jello planet and be like, yeah, this is pretty cool how I got here. Like, I'm I'm so gullible. You like don't even care you're dreaming. Yeah. And it's like, there has been times where I'm like, I think I'm dreaming, but then I'm like, oh, let it ride. See what happens. There have been times where I'm in a dream and I'm like, yeah, there's no way this is real. Like, I'm asleep right now. But then you gotta like take advantage of that. There's actually, I think I may have lied to you. There was one time that I kind of almost lucid dreamed, but all I did, like all I was able to do, first of all, I was in like a grass field that was like perfectly circular. It was like probably like a radius of like maybe 20 feet, and then just woods. And I just kind of like started flying like I was on a swing and then woke up. That's crazy. Yeah, but I don't know if I was like just dreaming of that or if I made it happen. Yeah. Oh my gosh, dude. I'm not hungry at all, by the way. We didn't eat breakfast, but I'm not hungry. Yeah. But fast food sucks nowadays, anyways. It does. Like, uh, W segment. That was smooth. That was a great segue. Fast food does suck. You're getting shitty food for now, like a higher price. Guys, I'm gonna complain. Do you remember the Travis Scott meal? Yeah, the six dollar Travis Scott meal. Yeah, if that came out today, they're charging $14.99. Oh, yeah, 100% without bacon. Yeah. Extra dollar and like bacon. It was six dollars when like Travis Scott was huge. Yeah. Like, like they could have gotten so much more out of it. Yeah, they could have they could have like charged way more. People would have still bought it. I think they were do you think six dollars was them getting more out of it? Was that crazy for its time? Because it's been amazing. That was only like five or six years ago. I just said it was a long time ago, and you're like, eh, it's only like five or six years. Well, no, like it was a long time ago. If you think about it, like five years ago, I was like a sophomore in freaking high school. Actually, I was a freshman. I was something. You were alive. I was alive, I was doing something somewhere. I I mean, I don't feel like I mean, let's do six years, 2020. I was at home for a long time. Just doing nothing. Yeah, oh my god, 2020. Oh my god, it's been six years. That's weird, dude. You know what's crazy? What? Wait, tell me back in the uh frame of audio. Fortnite, bro. Prime Fortnite? Oh it's like seven years ago. I easily spent like over five thousand dollars on Fortnite. Are you serious? How did you get the Fortnite? Over the course of time, like Christmas, birthday, Easter money, like allowance, like my job like freshman and sophomore year, easily over like four or five thousand dollars. Do you remember the Fortnite the refund? Did you get that? I did. How much did you get back? I got like $200. Okay. I was thinking, like, oh, I definitely spent like like a thousand dollars at least. And I got like $350 back. And I was like, yeah, maybe I didn't spend. How'd you get so much back? You just have to tell them that you constantly were making hundred dollar purchases like weekly, and then just like say, Oh yeah, I bought so much stuff. And they're just like, eh, we have 200 mil. Let's throw this guy 300 box. Be like this guy was like holding a gun to my head, telling me to buy these Fortnite skins, and like I I didn't want to. That guy was me. I was doing it to myself. Holding it your own gun to your own head, and then you're like, it's probably not. You're like, buy Fortnite skins, buy Fortnite skins. Yeah, I'm very like uh spoiler alert, I guess. Very fight club-esque, you know. How does he like does he pour acid on his own hand? He's like, oh no, I'm holding like, dude. I guess I'm not like schizophrenic or split personality or whatever. Fight club. That was uh that was a who's that famous hat cut that's a fight club. Brad Pitt or the guy that also played Hulk? Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, that's his name. How do you not okay bro? I'm mad at you. Dude, Brad Pitt and like um like Ryan Gosling and like and like Bradley Cooper, like they all like kind of merge into like one. This guy didn't even know who Bradley Cooper was until last night. I showed him Limitless, bro. It's so good. Check out the movie. He's only seen half of it. I'm not I'm I'm gonna but like think about this. I've only seen half of it, and I already like love it. I've never watched Fight Club start to finish in one sitting. I always fall asleep. Not that it's bad, not that it's bad. I also have not. What would your first Google search be? W segue. Okay, actually, we love this question. If you go into the future, what would your first Google search be? In the future. So, like now would not will your first Google search gross. Okay, well, this might have to be cut out. I gotta clear my throat. I'm not in here, not on these couches. But like, okay, specified first Google search in the future. Like, in the future. In my head, I'm thinking are we talking like five, ten, twenty years? It does depend. I think like if we're going like five years in the future, I'm probably like not much has changed. I might hit a quick Google search on like top 10 atrocities in the last five years and just like see what happens. Like, I don't, but if we're talking like 50 years, I might like look up like a couple names, like see if any of my friends like did anything big. Like Sydney Sweeney now. Oh my gosh, dude. Like, oh no, no, 1936, ah or 2036 crud muffins. I ruined it. It's not funny anymore. 1936. Yeah, Sydney Sweeney, bro. You're old. 1936, what's that about? Bro, I feel like Megan Fox 20, what would that 2076? You think that's her that's her expiration date? No, no, like if we're going forward 50 years, uh 2076, she'd still look the same as she does. You think she's like a like a demon or like a vampire? Dude, maybe she has not aged like since Transformers. I'm not gonna lie, she has. She has. She's just got a lot of work done. She's speaking. She's just like, I don't know if it's just me. I can tell when people have work done most of the time. She's had work done. Sorry, Megan Fox. I know you're watching. Megan Fox is actually our like most avid listener. Yeah, she's the only one we got right now. Shout out Megan Fox. Actually, hi shout out to retract that shout out. Never mind. She's got to shout us out first. Yeah. Yeah. Megan Fox, she's got to shout us, shout us out first. You were talking all that talk, Megan. Come on. Where's the shout out? But yeah, we know her. Like my first Google search, let's say 15 years into the future, okay. Would probably be like, what is Bitcoin out right now? Yeah, yeah. It's not what I'm looking at. Well, like, I'd probably look into stocks like first, invest in like the highest stock once I go back. Wait, wait, are we coming back? When we go back, that's a question. That's what I'm saying. Are we coming back or why not? Okay. If we go back, I'm investing in stock. But um you can literally just go to Bitcoin and look at the price map and then try to remember it and the time dates. Yeah, yeah. Or just like find a stock, like top 10 stocks that have boomed in the last 15 years, and then just like see when they boomed and invest on that date. That's boring. Um, but like I'd probably like who's our president, what happened with Epstein, and like and like if any global pandemics have like arrived since then because because oh no, oh yes, get your tinfoil hats out. Get your tinfoil hats out. That new airborne virus that was on the boat, two of which people are now in Georgia. I bet you didn't know that. Yeah, audio listeners. Uh I'm mocking him right now. Two of those people are in Georgia right now. Shut shut the fuck up. I didn't say nothing. They're in Georgia. They're in our state. Does that not like worry you? Uh we're out there. I think I I think I'm not gonna get this. Maybe I'm just like freaking crazy. Get a hold of this guy. Okay. I'm pointing at him with my thumb. Alright. I don't know. I don't think it's gonna be too crazy. I mean, like, there's been how many random viruses have appeared and gone away besides COVID? Name a couple. AIDS. You can't. Oh. AIDS parents. Rest in peace, Freddie Mercury. Wait, didn't Easy E also die? Beautiful soul. Yeah. Apparently it was from a girl. What he says. I don't believe that for a second. Do you actually not? No. I mean, like you don't you can be born with it. Most of the people that died for me's were of the homosexual type, I think. So easy e. Maybe he had like a secret life that don't know about. Yeah, easy e you can just tell us, man. It's okay. This is a safe space here at the Dino Duggies podcast. I got you a seat on the couch right here, Easy E. Yeah, we got we got three seats. We gotta have Easy E on here. Hey, you might want to sit down for this gauge. Oh no. Not Easy E.

unknown 14:19

No.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

I just was talking about how he passed. By the way, love Easy E and the whole. What was their band? What was their little group? I know Ice Cube was like the Oh god. Um guy. I almost said Outcast. That is just not not it. You should have just not even said you thought of that. That's something I wouldn't have said. You should have just like stayed quiet. Yeah. Okay. We don't know who is a part of. I could look it up, but I won't. As as he's looking it up. No, I'm I'm looking for the next segue, actually. Oh okay. Um oh my gosh. Okay, we had this was more of like a talking point slash segment, but definitely just a talking point. Weird food or meals. Weird food okay. Can I am I gonna sound racist if I hate Indian street food with a passion? Because it's just the Indian street food, not the Indian people. Explain why. So do you want me to get the visuals in there? Why not? We're recording. If you look at the videos of Indian street food, they're bunched up and they're just like they're making it with their feet helping them mix it, and they're just so unsanitary, and they don't wear gloves, they don't wash their hands, they look sweaty. I'm not sure if a fly, they'll catch a fly and put it in the meal for you. Dude, it's the most disgusting. Look up an Indian street food video right now. It's just gross, it's just it doesn't even look appetizing. Like you can look at a meal, oh my mouth's watering, thinking of that. Oh dude, I'm getting cracks in my lips thinking of Indian street food. It is the least savory looking food, and if like you hear all these stories of people being stuck on the porcelain throne for weeks at a time, apparently. Like that's a little stretch, but come on, like thinking about it. I'm like contracting like like food poisoning. Yeah, yeah, it's terrible. That's awful. What about you? What's your like least favorite type of food, I guess? Oh god, I'd have to say, like, um shrimp and grits. That was nice. Thank you. Shrimp and grits? Shrimp and grits, like I just can't. Like, I like grits. I like shrimp. Together, no. Anything chicken and waffles? Yeah. I do like chicken and waffles. There's actually this amazing.

unknown 16:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Listen. Oh no, we're not. I hate ASMR. You're in my ear too. There's there's this amazing chicken and waffles restaurant in Buckhead, Atlanta. It's fantastic. I couldn't I couldn't tell you what the name is. Um it's in Buckhead, though? Yeah. I don't go to Buckhead all that much. I how all how many times have you been to Buckhead in your life? Well, I lived there for like almost a year. So a lot of that's like a lot of times. It's probably like at least 365 times. Yeah, no. We know a lot about each other, I swear. Yeah, yeah. What the what are you talking about? Uh I knew you lived in Bughead too. I don't know why. Yeah, because I lived like three miles from like a bar, and I would go there like every night. Because well, well, I don't do that anymore.

unknown 17:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Okay. Changed man. Wait, you have the headphones on. They can hear you. Yeah, I can I can hear you. No, you can't, you can't, I can't. Sorry, this is Gage's first time on a podcast. I don't, I don't, I am changed. Ever since I went to the army, which is like something I don't want to talk about a lot on this podcast because like I don't want to make it like my like online personality. Yeah. When I went to the army, um I like didn't I like went without that stuff for like a long time. And so now I don't even like find the craving for it anymore. Really? Yeah. I mean that's good. Yeah. That's good. Um, I once I started like losing a lot of weight rapidly, I kind of quit wanting to do anything in every like I might have to do a little jump code there, had a little hiccup. Nah, screw them. I I I'm like at the point where I just say, like, I don't drink now. And like maybe I'll have a beer at a dinner with some friends or something, but like I'm still gonna tell people I don't drink. It's not like I'm counting, and it's not like I'm actively trying not to, but like I just don't enjoy it all that much. It's and I am 21 by the way. It's a process, yeah. It's just like a process to get drunk, and it's like sometimes annoying, it's just not worth it. And and all I can think about in my head is like, okay, it's gonna cost me about 800 calories to get just over tipsy. Nah. See, you're thinking about the calories. I'm thinking about the way I'm gonna feel in like 30 minutes because I get the spins heavy. Really? Like whenever I close my eyes, I feel like the world is spinning. I don't get the spins, but I get more of like a I mean, I guess I could just get drunk. I was just gonna explain being drunk. Yeah. I get this thing where you're just like you get happier and you just are a little more stupid. I wonder what that's called. I wonder if there's like a like a condition name for that. Probably not. I should make we'll probably call it Brian. Getting Bryant. Name it after me. Bryanting. No, yeah, I just get drunk. It's just, you know, I there's like most of the time, I mean all I tried is alcohol, but most of the time when I try stuff, it's just like exactly what it says. Like caffeine, I don't get caffeine headaches. I, you know, I can drink 500 milligrams of caffeine seven days straight, not drink caffeine for 30 days and be fine. Well, I've never had a hangover. What? Not once. I don't believe you. Swear. Like on my life. I've gotten a video from you where you're like, oh, I feel so terrible right now. Well, yeah, because I was like so tired because we stayed up until like 5 a.m. Yeah. Like, and I had to wake up at like 10. I mean, like I did not want to wake up at 10. Yeah, I dude, I was so tired and I had this raging headache from no sleep. I didn't have a headache. Oh, that's crazy. Okay. So you just actually don't get hung over? Yeah, no. Not yet. It's a superpower. I feel like, I feel like like one day, it's just all gonna hit me at once. Like, God, God's been keeping like a receipt of like the times that I should have gone hung over. He's just like saving all of them for just like one night. Okay. This is not a part of the weekly, would you rather? But would you rather have terrible hangovers? Actually, no, let me rephrase that. Would you rather have a mediocre hangover, but every morning, whether you drink or not, or at one random point in your life, you get every hangover you would have had combined, and it's like a week long. Oh. Or just no matter if you drink or not, you're gonna be slightly hungover when you wait. But it's just like one point in your life, right? At one time in your life. It's gonna actually, if it's every hangover you've ever had, it might be like a couple weeks long, like maybe two max. But it's gonna suck. You gotta call out of work. Maybe lose your job. Yeah, because you're gonna have that hangover like two weeks straight for no break. Personally, I think you could get used to a moderate hangover. I don't get hangover. I don't hangover. Oh my god. In your in your pantry. Yeah, but that's not doing nothing. You're gonna have to get a real IV. You're actually just gonna have to go to the hospital. Maybe. Yeah. I'd probably do moderate. Technically, when you throw up. After drinking. It's like your body you're like overdosing on alcohol and your body's getting rid of it. Did you know that? No. That's like like technically like scientifically, like puking when you're drunk is like overdosing technically. Yeah. Drinking bad guys. Drinking bad. Drink drink bad. Drink bad. School good. School good. Do school. You should probably go to school or something. No, I think like actually, like, not to be all like, oh, uh, I'm changing my lifestyle and you should too. But I saw a statistic and it was like there's like 700,000 alcohol-related deaths a year, and it's like people big number. I know. And it's just like, dude, hangovers kind of suck. Drinking takes a lot of calories, and it's already not the most fun thing in the world. I can have fun being stone cold sober, and I can get praised for being a designated driver, and everyone love me. Yeah. So where's the downsides? Come on. Yeah. So that's my thought process. I love DDing because like you get to like experience everyone else drunk, and you're like the only one who's like sound-minded. People watching is great. So, not to end conversation there, but we it's uh it's 11.04 and I did not set that timer. What time do you think we started? I think it's been about like 20 minutes. Okay, so another talking point, not really. Um, like a segment movie remakes versus original. Oh my god. I don't want to spam all the talking points and have nothing for episode two. Oh my god. I I don't even don't even get me started. So because like I love Disney classics. Okay. Yeah. Disney classics should stay classics. Yeah, yeah, I'm a fan. I subscribe. Stay, and like I'd I'd say Moana is a Disney classic. Yeah, yeah, I would say so. Have you seen the trailer for the live action remake? I've been avoiding it. It is genuinely terrible. I figured. Dwayne The Rock Johnson is Maui. And it looks weird. It looks weird. Maui is just like comically large. And Dwayne Johnson is quote unquote large, but like not Maui large. That's like they should have had like a big Samoan dude play Maui. And instead, they went for the cash grab and continued with Dwayne. I wouldn't even say it's a cash grab. You're just paying so much extra. Get a random Samoan dude. Yeah. I mean, there's no yeah, just get a random Samoan dude who's like fresh into acting and make that be his breakout role. That movie is gonna make no money. Like, like I'm you're you're hearing it here first. That movie will make no money in the box office. I wouldn't be surprised. You know what else? Speaking of making no money, Diary of a Wimpy Kid remake. Oh, oh, that was sad. I I genuinely, like as a kid, I was like, you know, hashtag not my Roderick. That guy looks like a Chud. I didn't say Chud when that came out. But you know, it was just like everyone was like, yeah, no, this guy's not my Roderick. Oh, like let me just say, OG Diver Wimpy Kid is so good. Yeah, like those films are genuinely so peak. I've seen all of them so many times because we had the movie Screen Van, my mom, when uh I was younger. So Diver Wimpy Kid was kind of on the replay. It was actually just like so good. And I was like, I was a younger brother, so I would relate to Greg, but I also had younger brothers, so I was also an older brother, and I was like, oh Roderick, I want to be him when I'm older, I want to be that type of older brother. Yeah, and the amount of memes that came from those movies, like it's a cold class, not a cold classic, but it's like a classic in like every kid's childhood. Oh, for sure. Like, cause it is just so so cinematically pleasing. Um, and it's like it's just as silly as like the original books, but not too silly like the remake is. Like the remake, they just like made everyone so stupid. One of my least favorite scenes from the remake is when they make the Roderick. He has a microwaveable pizza. You told me about it. And he puts it, yeah, I did. I was already complaining about this. He puts it in a safe and locks the safe. And he's just like, actually an idiot. And they don't like with the OG Roderick, if you re-watch it, they heavily implied that he was kind of a stoner. And they heavily implied at the the party with all the soda, they were implying that it was really like alcohol. They didn't even imply that this guy was a stoner, they just made him wear like a band t-shirt that he looks like he didn't listen to. Yeah. And they they botched his hair, completely not reacted. I feel so bad for that actor because apparently he talked about it and he had like a trilogy lined up and he was gonna make a lot of money, and it did so bad that they canceled the second one before they even started. Damn. Everyone he he's like he's had trouble getting like other acting gigs now because everyone hated him for that. Yeah. When it was kind of production's fault for giving him a crappy like Edna Lil Tay haircut, like bro, look up Little Tay and then look up the diary of a wimpy kid guy. Dead ass, like literally, like it's like spot off the same. Do Lil Tay versus it's like actually like the same haircut. I feel so bad. It's awful. OG Roderick was better in every way. They made the OG Roderick like do it. You could probably find it if you look hard enough. He does a video where he's like promoting the new movie, and he was like, I have to pass on the torch. I think this other actor did great. And because everyone was like, bring back the old Roderick, bring back the but he was like 28 at the time. You can't really play like a you know 16-year-old when you're 28. Unless you're doing like euphoria. Bro, I there's a what's the opposite of a soft spot? Like it's like, oh, that's got a soft spot, that's got a soft, ooh. I I don't want a heart on for euphoria. It's like you know when someone's like, oh, I there's a soft spot in my heart for that. I have the opposite of that for euphoria. It's an empty black hole. I just don't like it. It's like a soulless pit. Dude, yes, but you euphoria kind of is like bad. I feel like it's like Ginzy Slop. My girlfriend made me watch season one. So every guy gets into it. We started watching season two, and then season three came out, and she's been kind of watching it on her own, and it's a good show. It's just not my my style of show. Um, even though, like, even though it's a cool plot. Oh, yes, Mr. Bryant. Are we gonna get a lot of hate for dogging on euphoria? Nah. I mean, we're guys, like it's not made for us. It's not made for us. Like, it's like I just like I don't know. I think Zendaya, Zendaya should have gotten like tons of awards for her acting in it. Because she does phenomenal. She did really good at playing like a you know drug. I was gonna say drugie, but the addict, like like spot on, hit all of the like so spot on the fear. Well, like, because you like read stuff about like how withdrawals and drugs like affect people long term. Yeah, yeah. And like when you watch her have these episodes, you get scared for her. We can see how long it's been. Oh sorry, I'm so distracted. No, you're good. No, that's actually very, very helpful. Okay. So it's been 30. Um, but you can like you feel fear for her and her family. Yeah, you're right. It's crazy. Uh, she did really good. I don't think there was many people that did really good in that, but she was one of them. Jacob Alordy was okay. Jacob Alordy is kind of just a good actor, though. Yeah. He's just goaded. He does have that new movie with Margot Robbie, and they're trying to market it like they're falling in love off camera. Yeah. Like weird. What was it? It was uh I couldn't even tell you. No, because like I was gonna go see it. Oh, um. Yep, it left me. Yeah. But you're used to that one, aren't you, Widow? Alright. Alright. I just I just wanted to say it. I don't I could I couldn't remember a single time where something has left you. Um I can. Oh, I'm so sorry. Once upon a time. Project Hail Mary, how was that one for you? Oh, banger. So good. I we're a little late on that topic, but I mean, still phenomenal movie. I started listening to A Sign of the Times again. Like I re added that to the playlist because it's a little bit older of a song. Good old Harry Styles. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, Harry Styles kind of knows how to make music sometimes. Right? Like, where's his new album?

unknown 30:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Last time he came up with something was like 2019. Bro, he's got Frank Ocean numbers, man. Come on. Yeah. Frank Ocean is like everyone's like okay that he, I mean, not okay with it, but everyone knows Frank Ocean. He just takes forever to make music, but no one else is allowed to take forever to make music, only him. But like it's so worth it because it's just like hit after hit with Frank Ocean. Yes, like I still go back and I re-listen to Frank Ocean songs that I don't really have in rotation, and I'm just like, wow, where was this? And I'll get mad when I see a song came out in like 2019 or like even sooner, even earlier, whenever. If a song came out and it wasn't in the last year and I'm just finding it, I get upset because I'm just I think to myself, like, why didn't I know about this the second it came out? What the heck? Speaking of artists who aren't gonna release music anytime soon. David. Oh, yeah. He probably won't make music anymore. He's he's in jail now. He's going in there like a trumpet, he's gonna come out like a tuba, if you know what I mean. Hey, sing for me, boy. That's what they're gonna hit him with. Sing me my favorite song. It's like it's like um, oh god, uh, in the back of my mind, it's actually just like in the back of my spine. Ooh. Where'd you hear that one? I know you didn't talk with that. Yeah, that one wasn't here. You're not cool with me. Yeah, no, not straight out the dome. Sorry, that was really rude. Sorry, guys. I actually just like steal content. No, you don't. No, you don't get out of here. That was the most unsure no you don't I've ever heard in my life. Oh my gosh. Do you want to segment it up? Yeah. Okay, which one are we doing for episode one? Um not that we're filming multiple episodes. Why not? Um what do we have? It's okay. So right now we have fast food collabs that don't exist, or ooks. Nope, it's called fake fast food collabs. Okay, fake fast food collabs. And then we have I created. I created. We have bars. Okay, let's do that. Do that one right now. Okay, so basically, like a segment we're gonna do is like every week we're gonna have like an I created, like, and it's gonna be like different stuff, and it's just like every single week. Okay, yeah. I only have one, yeah. But um, like we're this this week is gonna be like bars, like bars, I bar ideas we came up with. Yeah, the idea behind it is like we want, like, we're pitching it and like we're trying our hardest to make it seem like it's really cool. Yeah, yeah. So like feel free to like totally steal our idea and make it something. Um we didn't do embarrassing stories from the people. Oh yeah. We love you still. Make sure to like submit your embarrassing stories, yeah. They could even submit own their own pitches, like every time we introduce a new segment, like we can like take one. Oh, yeah. You'd be like, maybe create this. Like, yeah. Do you think for like the Instagram and TikTok clips we start off like, okay? So I created and then you start your pitch, like look at the camera and be all like Yeah, okay. Okay. So do you want it first? Do you have do you want me to pull up the No? I have mine. Oh my gosh, you're just like that. In the memory bank. So I created a bar called Skyline, right? Okay. So, like, so like basically it's all shot towers, and there's different names for like the shot towers. So if you had like the Empire State Building, it'd be like this four foot tall shot tower. Um, my favorite one is Tower of Terror. Oh, and it's just straight Everclear. Like that gives me some terror. Yeah, yeah. That's very isn't that isn't that Disney? Oh yeah. Oh, okay. I think Walt Disney would drink a four-foot shot of Everclear, I think. Well, no, it would be like like a small like two foot, like that's a little bit. The only four foot one would be like the only four foot one would be like Empire State Building. Okay. What's like what's the Dubai building? I mean, is it like the Burgeon? Oh my god, yeah, I forgot about that one. That one you should have a shot from that one. The one in in in Tokyo, that's like really tall. You can have like an Eiffel Tower drink, just as like salami and cheese in the drink. Oh, eww. Ew yuck. I like it. I like it. All right, what's your bar? Okay, so guys, I've created my new bar just in town. It's called the Rusty Boot. And it's it's more of like a dive bar type of vibe. Uh-huh. But what's really good about this bar is the beers run incredibly cheap. Like the bar barely makes money on them. Well, it's like three bucks a beer. Okay. 24-7. And the catch is you can get as many beers as you want because they they're still making a little money on it. But you have to, at one point in time, when you leave before you leave the bar, you have to do a shoe chug. And that is kind of your payment for having the cheap beers. And it's called the rusty boot because you have to do a boot chug. And it promotes like going to the bar and doing fun stuff. You're not just sitting in a corner talking. Yeah. And you have to do the boot chug near or around one of the workers, one of the bartenders, you know. And hopefully this place doesn't get like too popular. And every time you do your beer chug for the night, you get a wristband. And if you leave the bar without a wristband, you're banned. Oh. So there's the rusty boot. Or you're just like stuck there forever until you like do the boot chug. Yeah, I mean technically like that. Hold you captive. And the white lotus. The corner of Sharon for like all the like all the non-boot chuggers. Oh my god. There's like a cage that says non-boot chugger. And they're just sitting there holding the bars for the colour. Such a slur, like boot chugger. That's a good, that's a good thing. You want to be a boot chugger. For like country people. Boot chugger. Oh, you're too kind. Thank you, kindly. I feel like that'd be like a I mean, you can't wear slides, I guess. Yeah, no. Unless you want to lick it off the floor. Those floors are probably really clean. I'm imagining it's like black floors and it's like kind of dark in there, so they don't have to sweep all that much. Like lightly mop. Oh gross. Mopping, but never left over from last week. The floor's like oh my god, sticky floors. Oh, sticky floors. I hate sticky floors. That's the worst. I get those at work all the time. Sticky floors? Why do you choose to get sticky floors? Well no, I don't I don't I don't just like portion on the ground and just like step in it. But like um, like I like come home from work and like we have hardwood floors in the house and like it you can just hear it like sticking and unsticking to the hardwood. Yeah, that's the worst. I'm I'm repping them right now, actually. For the audio listeners, I guess. I'm wearing Yeezy slides. Um it's like walking on clouds, they're so comfortable. But one thing about these, if it's ever wet outside, you can get a rug and just wipe your feet on that rug for 20 minutes. And the second you get off the rug, it's squick, squick, squick. It's just the shoes never dry off. So that is so funny. It's such a niche thing to be upset with, but like, dude, come on. Yeah, oh my god, I hate wet shoes, it's the worst. They're so obnoxious when you're wearing wet shoes. I have a question. I might have an answer. Do you believe in ghosts? Funny you ask now. Yeah, yeah. I uh I very much do. My house might be a little haunted, even somewhat so. I can back you up on that. He actually can. Do you want to start it? Actually, I want you to start with your story first. Okay, we'll keep it quick. Well, you're telling the house story. Heckum. Yeah. I'll tell I'll tell at least one of the house stories. Okay. So my house is older. Um, my house was uh my parents' house. Thank you, parents, for letting me live there. Very cheap rent. Um, anyways, the house that I stay at, it's very old. I think it was built in like the 70s, if I'm not mistaken. Oh wow. And then the people that lived there, um, very not modern. I mean, it's an old house, but dude, oh my gosh, the decor was terrible. Yeah. The basement had black ceilings. Wonder what was filmed down there. Uh-huh. Um, but yeah, no, it was very weird. But it was also like they went bankrupt and it went to the bank, and the bank owned the house for like 10 years. A bunch of scorpions in the floor and bugs when we first went. Yeah, it was pretty great. But yeah, no, so that house is older. There's some stories to it. The uh old owners were super like I don't want to say they were schizophrenic, but they had cameras on every corner of the house and in the garage, and they had a gate in the driveway and a motion sensor. So they were like very scared, bare minimum. I don't want to say it was like a ghostly scare, but makes you wonder why. Yeah, I think I think one of the daughters were like on meth or something. But maybe not, maybe it was ghosts. They have her like chained in the basement. Ooh, maybe that explains the black ceilings. Gnawing at the chain. Nikes. No, yeah. Um, very creative mind you have. Um, yeah, no. So we didn't really have anything crazy happen in the house at all. Like, there's like the occasional, like, hmm, could be the floor happening, could be the floor like, you know, making noise or something, the walls. But there was a point in time where I was home, not quite home alone. Me and my younger brother were there. And uh we were both playing VR, I think, or maybe I was playing some type of game. Um, and I hear this loud, like kind of crash, and I I want to say it sounded like a glass window breaking, but it was more like a door flying open, maybe. Yeah. Kind of hard. It's been a minute, don't really remember. Anyways, I go and I check all the windows and all the doors in the basement, because that's where I stay. And it's it's I say it's a basement, but you know, there's like a kitchen and laundry, it's just like bottom floor. Anyways, um, I checked all the windows, I checked all the doors, nothing's wrong with them. All locked, all shut. So I'm thinking, okay, maybe Dylan like fell down or something. So I go upstairs, I say, Hey, did you like fall down? Did you accidentally like punch something? VR, you know? And he was like, No, I didn't hear nothing. And I was like, Oh, okay. So I go back downstairs and I check every single room in the basement, and I get to my oldest brother's room, or older, I only have one, get to Caleb's room, shout out Caleb. And as I'm about to open his door to check in there, I hear like a step, step, step, step, step, and I'm just like, Yeah, I don't know what that is. So I start yelling. I was like, hey, come out right now. Like, I know you're in there. Uh I'll beat you up. I got a knife. Uh and I was like, let me at him. Yeah, no, I was very like, I'll talk. Little scrappy-doo. Yeah, a little scrappy-doo. Let me at him. Boy, I ought to. No, I was I was I was talking all this game, and I was like, Yeah, I'll I'll whoop your butt. I'll beat you up. And then I was like, uh I'm gonna big brain this random crackhead that's in my house. And I was like, I'm going to grab my gun right now. You better be here when I get back. And I I just like uh like act like I'm gonna run. And then I just like spam open the door and there's no one in there. And I was like, oh, am I crazy? Was I just talking to myself? Oops. Yeah, so I check every crack and crevice, even like he's got a kind of like a futon, but it there's like an inch that can go under there. Only thing fitting on there is bugs, and I still even like looked under there, thinking like maybe an animal got in, probably not, and then I was like, okay, I'm I'm stupid. Absolutely. And I felt so dumb. And I turn around to leave, and I hear footsteps like walking towards me, and I was like, and I turned around really quickly, nothing's there. So I slam his door shut, I run upstairs to Dylan's room, lock his door, shut his door, go to my room, lock my door, shut my door, and I called my mom, and I was like, Mom, I don't I don't want to say there's like something paranormal going on, but I don't know how else to explain this. And then she came home. Yeah, she came home. I hear her walking downstairs, so I was like, okay, I'm safe. So I opened my door and Caleb's door's wide open. So I told her, I was like, So did you find the rat that you think is in Caleb's room? And she said, I haven't been in there yet. And I said, Well, I slammed his door shut and then called you, and it's wide open, and she was like, ooh. And then we left for a cruise like a week later. Yeah. I was at Gage's house a couple weeks ago. You were, and we were editing this video, weird video, scary, scary aura to it. Yeah, and I was like, damn, I gotta go grab my stuff from my car. Um and should've went, dude. Like, I went up to my car in in his driveway, and I'm grabbing the stuff from out of the back of my car. And like, literally, like, for the video listeners, or the video watchers, like, this is where I am, this is the back of his house. I hear a guttural, like human woman scream, like adult woman, like absolute like terrified scream coming from right behind his house, which is where Gage's room is at, right outside my window. It which sounds like I opened my window with clear as day. Like, yeah, like if you had like screamed from outside your window, which I promise I did not do. Well, I would hope that wasn't you because that'd be really embarrassing. It really freaks me out, too. But like, like I heard that, and like my blood went cold, like it was crazy because he had already told me all of these stories about his house, and hearing, and it's not a coyote scream. I've heard coyotes scream. Uh thinks he's southern, you don't know nothing. Yeah, it was just like really weird. But uh, yeah, that's I do believe in ghosts. I do not mess with Ouija boards, I do not mess with like Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Oyo Dow. Yeah, like and there's tons of haunted places in Georgia. Savannah is one of them. Why is Georgia so haunted? What's what's that about? I think it had to have been something with the Civil War. Uh yeah, Trail of Tears runs through Georgia. Well, uh Weekly would you rather? Yeah, yeah. Alrighty. So which one do you want to do? Because we have a lot. You pick one and I have one. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay, you go first. Would you rather be always 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early? I'm already always late. Wait, that's either like, would you rather have a million dollars or lose a million dollars? Is basically all you're asking. Okay, then let me ask you a better one. Would you rather always be walking around with wet socks or constantly have small pebbles in your shoe? Shout out wet socks podcast. I knew, I knew you were going to do that. I knew it. There's this guy named Thatcher, he's really cool. No, I oh pebbles? I'd probably rather have wet socks. You gotta do you still get athlete's foot? No. Or trench foot. It would just be like just like straight up wet socks. No, just the uncomfortability of wet socks. Dude, pebbles, pebbles on your feet are hurts. Like all fucking love. But wet socks is like it smells, it's like so weird and squishy. Like, I'm talking drenched, drenched socks. I still choose that of Have you ever had a pebble in your shoe? I have. No, you haven't. I literally had to low crawl through a rock pit for like 60 days. Okay, David Goggins. I have had pebbles in my shoe. Yeah. I'd rather have wet socks. You've had wet socks too. You've slept in the rain. That's not near as bad. I'd choose pebbles. What kind of feet do you have, man? You got like a little bit of a little bit of a little calluses from like cross country and stuff. Oh, like my entire entire foot is just like sandpaper. Ew. Dude. Ew. How does Willow think of that? She got a cheese grater to those? She is terrified of my feet. Eh, I would be too. Alright. They probably look so much. Okay, yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay, would you rather okay? I think that we're gonna do would you rather be a famous rich person or an unknown rich person? Famous. See, I feel like that's a really good question, but I think both of us are the type of guy that's like, yeah, famous. Come on. Yeah, because like if I'm gonna be rich, I might as well be like, oh, like people know I'm rich. Yeah. And like don't get me wrong, I feel like we aren't the famous type of rich. So like it could very well be, you know, like five years down the road of being famous, rich, we're like, oh my god, let me just go to Walmart. Yeah, I want to go to the house. You can't even go to like a Papa John's and people are like kissing your feet. Go to the Waffle House. Well, not my feet. Oh my gosh, there's yeah, not your feet. So like imagine you're just like trying to go chill out with your family. It's like, oh my gosh, it's like Carol Stewart. Hi. Like eventually, would that get old? I don't think it would to me. So not to sound like egotistical, but that has happened a couple times in Atlanta. Really? People I don't know, and they're like, they're like, I follow your Instagram, and I have no idea who these people are the guy at the gas station. Yeah. The guy at the gas station. Like, I I can't go down this hole. But like well, he kind of already knows. You just implied. Well, like, well, like I'm sorry, guy at the gas station. Like, I can't I like I can't even begin to tell the story because we're like running out of time. Yeah, but like a story for another day. But like I have been recognized in public, and like not I'm not like famous, like that's not what I'm like saying. It's just like in in Georgia, like we have a lot of people from a lot, like a lot of places in Georgia. Um, and it is so weird, yeah. It's kind of uncomfortable. See, I've been recognized one time for my old podcast, probably by someone I did actually know, and I just didn't recognize them. And it was I I literally told them, I said, Why did you say that? Like, why yeah, you were like making us say you were like, Why would you say it? Like, why would you know that? Come on. And like I was at Jersey Mike's. Um, it was actually it was really funny. I used to work at the Jersey Mike's. Eesh. No, I'm just kidding, that's a great place to work, I think. Okay, well I just wanted to make fun of it. But yeah, no, I I think I'd still choose famous rich. Yeah. Because there's just more to it. Yeah, more to your life. But you uh you good? I think that's a really good end. I think it's a really good wrap up. First episode. First episode, guys. Thank you all so much for listening, watching, wherever you're tuning into. How was it? How do we do? Yeah, really? It's let us know. Uh let us know how the new setup is. Let us know. Like yeah, we own this place. Yeah. Yeah. I sleep here. Yeah. This is the place I sleep. This is my bed. We sleep together. Great stories. Come with this couch. I make I make his feet point the other way because I'm scale. Anyways, thank y'all so much for watching. We will see y'all next week. Yeah, or bi-weekly. Or bi-weekly. We'll see you in two weeks. Guys, let us know in the comments how we did. Tell us. I swear we're gonna do embarrassing stories. Yeah, submit your embarrassing stories. Um, submit your I created ideas. Yes, let's see what y'all created. Gosh, I love that. Bar ideas. Oh, I can't. Bar ideas. Put your bar ideas in the comments. Or DM us. Yeah. Or DM us. Yeah. All right. See y'all. Yes.