Dino Nuggies
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Dino Nuggies
Getting Pulled Over and Tickled
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Gaige and Gabriel walk us through their worst pull over stories, give crazy would-you-rathers, and make CRAZY villains!
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Hooked up, linked up, interlinked. You got your uh Is there a left and a right on this? Yeah. Just assume it's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking so loud until I put these on, and I just feel like I need to talk quieter. I think last time your your volume was fine. I mean, sorry, I'm picking my nails. I'm sorry. I'm so nervous. No, I'm still nervous. Um I have the same energy drink as last episode, same flavor. Yeah. As a kid. Apparently, since I get it so much. Yeah. Um, yeah, no. So, if you can't tell, we're about to hit the gym after this. How do we look? Do we look great? Yeah, we didn't bring a change of clothes. Yeah. So we're just gonna like go from here to the gym. Definitely. Um I wish we do, we should have brought a change of clothes. That would have been great. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, what's you been up to?
SPEAKER_01Um, not much. Working hard or hardly working? Am I right? Hardly working. Hey yo! Um, not really much. Um, we've just kind of been like, I've been going to work, um, working on the podcast. Um, we're gonna start editing everything. Start really cracking down on like the social media and like we need a TikTok page. Oh, we should have a TikTok page by the Twitter. We should have a TikTok page. By the time this has come out, our TikTok will be huge. Yeah, yeah. Like a hundred thousand followers straight off. Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for sure, for sure.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Like we post one time and our like clip hits like two million views. Dude, imagine like who's this podcast? That would be great. Everyone always thinks, yeah, yeah. But why not us? Why not us? I feel like we're we're the only actually entertaining podcast out there. Our our fans are lacking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but like honestly, like it's fun. Like, even if we don't have like a huge following, like, this is nice. I want to make it extremely clear. I've I've done a podcast with one of my other friends before. Shout out Thatcher, my man. Um, it's not his real name. Yeah, I have to forget why he chose it. Alien. I do it for the love of the game. Yeah. Like making podcasts is so fun. Yeah. Everyone always, I swear every friend group, especially during COVID, everyone's like, dude, we should make a podcast. Because anytime you have a good one, yeah, no one ever knows it. So it's like just do stuff, you know? Just get out there and do it. And it's so fun. And if we get 50 views, imagine having like 50 people watch you do something. Yeah. Imagine we did this with a live audience and there was 50 people. I'd be nervous. I'd be I'd probably accidentally fart and then turn red a little bit. Like, I'd be nervous, dude. Yeah. So I mean, would it be awesome to grip big? Yes. Do we have sponsors on the way? Yes. We do. If you want, um if you would like a sponsored segment, hit us up. You know? More DM us than comment. If you've got like a a band or like a small business or like a restaurant you want to like promote can be in Georgia, can be out of Georgia, like just hit us up. Yeah. Um we got big plans. Not like we're gonna, you know, cash out and have like 60 minutes of sponsor and one minute of stories, but we do have like we have big plans for that. I think um I think it'll be great. I think it'll be good. I think we got a thing going. We're doing we're doing pretty well. We got a couple episodes cooking up for like our first three weeks. Like it's yeah. Hopefully we don't just do it for a little bit and quit. Dude, I speaking of doing it for a little bit and quit. I used to have a motorcycle. I had to sell it, you know. My hours got cut. Yes, the motorcycle. Dude, half the reason I sold it is because I got pulled over. Oh my gosh. How many times did you get pulled over? Once. Let me get some water. Okay. Pulled over. I'm hitting in story mode right now. I'm trying to think of like times I got pulled over. Yeah. Dude. What's your worst pullover story? I've only been pulled over one time on the motorcycle, and it was the one and only. So me and my friend were going to this thing called the Burnt Mountain Lookout. Very beautiful place. If you live near it, go to it. Um, and we were it was like a 45. Should have been a 55. It was one of those like straight roads, but it's like a slow speed limit. What are you gonna do? And what are you gonna know? What are you gonna do?
SPEAKER_00I haven't said I don't think I said that at all last episode.
SPEAKER_01No. Wow, I'm getting better. It's like my thing. I say it. Uh but yeah, no, we were going, we were going like 70 and a 45. I know. Not a legal, not a kid. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Um, it's coming out. Um, but we unlucky, very unlucky, a fully blacked out undercover GSP cross his paths with us as we're going like 25 over. That's unfortunate. And like it was like a fully blacked-out car, but it had like the rail on the front. And I just I was like, oh you're like f before he even turned his lights on. I pulled it up. You know, because yeah, I saw my rear view and he turned his lights on and turned around, and I was like, maybe he's just got a call this way. That's not me. Definitely for us. Uh sorry, Destin. I was kind of leading the pack. I got excited. I I was the starter. So Destin also got oh my gosh, it gets worse. Dude, GSP is no joke, though. I know, dude. He was telling me, he comes up to me and Destin. Destin also pulled over. Good man. Uh, he wasn't on a motorcycle, he probably wasn't getting out of there. Not that you should ever try to get out of there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, but you know. So he talks to Destin first, and then he comes over to me, and he was like, hey, you know, y'all are going pretty fast around that corner. And I was like, Yeah, I'm sorry. I looked down and I was going like 68, and it was really 71. But I was like, yeah, I think I was going like 68, I'm sorry. Like, you know, we just got excited, we're going to the lookout, take some pictures, and he was like, Yeah, you know, I pulled over a biker last night who was speeding, let him off with a warning, saw him again this morning, gave him a ticket. So no bikers are getting any chances today. And I was like, you cock. Wow. You can censor that. You we don't have to censor it. No, no, giving that in. Oh my god, that is that is shitty. He just told me, he's like, Yeah, I had a bad morning, so you're having it. He wanted you to be mad. Yeah, and I didn't have my license on me, but I had the thing where you can put your license in your Apple wallet now, and at least in Georgia, that it that works. And I tried telling him, he's like, nope, it's not on you, that's not allowed. And he gave me a ticket for not having my license. What? Not allowed. And then he he wrote us for going like 78 in a 45, and we were definitely not going 78. Bro. Gross. Yeah, sorry. What do you mean? Yeah sorry guys, I'm a little sick, so if I talk for too long, I gotta drink a lot of water. Yeah. But the pullover sucks. And he gave Destin a window tent ticket on top of a speeding ticket, too. What? And we have the same court date, and I kind of dude. Bro's just trying to meet his quota for the day. The defense attorney was really nice. Um, oh, hello. Sorry, y'all. Wow. The defense attorney was super nice. He completely got them to drop the license ticket for me. And then they dropped the speed to like 14 over. So it's just like a I still paid like 300 bucks. Not like a super speeder. Yeah. I had a class I had to take and it was like $300. It's gross. Yeah. Um, only time I got like pulled over, so stupid. I was living in Winter Park, Florida, and I was driving my friend Lauren's car. Shout out Lauren. She's a G. Shout out Lauren. And she has this Lexus convertible. So it was like the weekend, everyone was out. I was DD, and we had the top down. Um, and we were going through this one road. I hate this road. I hate it so much because it goes from a 45 to a 35 to a 25. Like within within like half a mile. So like it was I was literally going seven over because I was changing from the 45 to the 35. Yeah. Seven miles per hour over. And I get the lights. Like the what God? And I like not even my car. And then like so many drunk people in my car. And I was like, I was like, oh my god, this is like the worst. And so he's like, he's like, eventually, he tests that I'm not drunk and that I'm sober, and like he does all the spiel, like you were going too fast, and then and then on top of it, he tried to get me a noise disturbance ticket. What? Because we had the music blasting at like 2 a.m. and like we were around a ton of neighborhoods. Um, so he tried, but that was like I guess this guy was new, and his partner was like, no. Like, yeah, he like low-key saved my ass. That's awesome. Like he's just trying to get any and every ticket. Yeah, because he's like trying to be like big shot new guy, I guess. Or maybe he was just really pissed off like your police officer was. Like, officer champion with the Georgia State Patrol. Get him. I hope your pillow is so hot today. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I hope your shower, I hope your water heater breaks. I'm dead. Officer champion, there's a oh my god, I got a knuckle sandwich for you. Oh my gosh, dude. I'm so dead. Clip it and send that to Officer Champion, Georgia State Patrol. Actually, Mr. Champion, I forgive you, but I won't ever forget.
SPEAKER_00You're that, understand that.
SPEAKER_01Speaking of speaking of champion. Ooh. You ever wanted to dress like a champion? Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So here's here's my here's my my hot take. Oh no. Designer, not worth it. Actually, I agree. Not worth it. I talk so much, I mean, as I wear. Um, let me just hide the young LA real quick. Um, so I'm really big on like you're just paying for the brand. Actually, I can say this while wearing it. Like it looks like you're ashamed. Yeah. Like you're just like, like curled up. Young LA is like kind of designer for the gym. But I mean, come on. So young LA is good compressions. But when you're paying for like you're paying for like Burberry or like Supreme or something, you're literally paying for the brand name. Yeah. It's not good quality. Especially $300 for a t-shirt quality. Heck no. Like Skims, bro. You're paying like $80 to buy a single piece of thread. Is that actually what Skims is? Skims is that like women's wear that's like skin tight. Yeah, like wear so it's all it's all like new. He didn't deny it. He didn't deny it. It's all like neutral colors, um, like nude colors to like match skin. And it's literally I don't know why people buy it. Like I I had this one girl that I talked to, and like that's literally all she would wear. Yeah. Um she would wear pink skins all the time. It was low-key, like kind of annoying. My ex would always talk about like skins. And she was like, try and find it at Target, like the off-brand and maybe the on-brand, I don't know. But it's just like when you get to the point where you're looking for something just because the brand made it, like, come on. Like Polo, Polo is my favorite, like, and I wouldn't even say it's designer.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like, it's just a well-known brand that has some designer like products. Yeah, yeah. They have high quality products and they have like normal quality products. Yeah. But like stuff like Gucci like and like Dior. There's some Dior Jordans that are really nice. I do also wear Dior Savage. Like the cologne. That's what my dad wearing. They do make a cologne. My dad wears it so much better than you do. Do I smell like your dad?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. Dude, he you smell like him. He doesn't smell like you. Just being so rude and targeting you. Okay. So I actually, and also I hate you. Yeah. I hope your pillow is warm. Whoa, that's a big threat. I hope your socks are wet and your pillows warm. I'd rather have wet socks than pebbles in my shoes. Deep cut. Yeah. Deep cut. Call out to last episode. Yeah, right? It's so long ago now. Yeah, with my calloused feet. My disgusting. My disgusting ogre feet. You're saying it like it's like a fetish. You're saying like, oh, I'm so big and gassy. You know what? My feet are so disgusting. Ew. What's up, buddy? Those clutts over here. He's using his feet to pick it up. Probably won't pick that up. Yeah, you probably have grippers, don't you? You know, like the beast from X-Men? Like the guy with hands for feet. Yeah, yeah. It's me. Bro, I actually like whenever I can do a lot with my feet, my toes spread really big, so I can like pick stuff up. And like I'll sometimes I'll dap up my little brother with my friend or like his friends. Like they're leaving the house, and I guess audio listeners just imagine what I'm about to do. But hey bro, I'll catch you later. And like they'll just like Oh, that's gross. No, it's awesome. No, and my girlfriend and her roommate like hold toes.
unknownOoh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That bother me. They probably like tickle my feet. Yeah, they like clasp their toes together. Like like hands. Yeah, I don't like that. Are you ticklish at all? Oh, so ticklish. Dude, I'm I mean, I guess if the wrong person finds this information out of the screen, but dude, I am so incredibly ticklish. Like the bottom of my feet, terrible. My neck is bad. Oh, I don't I it's always like I have the most stereotypical ticklish spots. It's like armpits, feet. That's it. Maybe if you like poke me on the side, but it's more of like a ugh, not like a sides for me are bad too. Really? It's really my neck. Dude, I'll remember that one for next time. Tickle my neck. Oh my gosh, dude. So like the bottom of your feet, is that not? I think now, because it's like so calloused, I've just lost all feeling in my foot. Rest in peace, tickled feet. Dude, I've had like uh like isn't a pedicure is like your feet? I've had pedicures done and I genuinely like squirming in the chair when they're like touching my foot, and I'm just like, no, stop.
unknownStop.
SPEAKER_01And it's the worst, like, dude. It's just genuine torture. Yes. And like I got to the point where we would just skip the bottom of it. New torture tactic, like, for like interrogating people, just start tickling their feet. Bro, I swear, if I was in the FBI, you could beat me up, you could cut me up, and I'm just like, I'll just spit your face. I'll never tell you. Like, oh, we're gonna tickle your feet. Billy badass over here. Hard draw off. Oh no, no, I'll tell you everything. Whatever you want to know. Don't tickle my feet. I would I would fold so quick. Hey, dude!
SPEAKER_00Hey dude!
SPEAKER_01My boss's name is Cash Matello, it's Cash Matello. Oh my gosh. Oh, Jinx. Um, content creation. Oh, what am I doing? So a lot of media today is like a lot of society today is like hopping on media because it's such a like world renowned thing. Um world renowned. Am I using that right? I think so. Okay. It's just such a common thing nowadays that like even older people are getting on social media. Yeah. Like my mom is sending me Instagram reels all the time. I spam my parents. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I like as as as soon as I got the notification that she sent me a reel, I was like, oh dear God. Like, this is gonna be my life. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Me and my dad share some funny reels. Yeah. Me and my mom, like, I'll send her some funny ones and she'll send me most of the time she sends me like actual stuff that is like helpful in life. Yeah. Shout out, mom. Um, thank you. W mom. Then me and my dad send each other like fart videos. It's so good. The like polar opposites. Or like sometimes it's like basketball stuff. Like my Uncle Kale, like we'll just send each other insane basketball clips that we see. That's super fun. Yeah. Podium. But like now, content creation is becoming so mainstream that, like, do you think it's too much? That's a great question. Honestly, I don't think it'll ever be too much because at the end of the day, there can be eight billion content creators and everyone can make content, but people are still gonna gravitate towards what they like, and unfortunately, not everyone is gonna be good at content creation. So like people, like a big example that I believe. Hold on. Damn, boy. Fuck. It's just I told you when I talk, I get a dry throat. God, you're like one of those like ill 1800 British people with like the black plague or whatever. I'm annoying, sir. I need some beans and toast in my last movie. Holy cow. Oh no, beans and toast. Oh no. Okay, back to what I was saying. So a lot of people talk about like, oh, I'm shadow banned on TikTok and I'm in the 300 view jail. I don't think the 300 view jail is real. And I don't think you're shadow banned. I'm in the 300 view jail. I don't like I've been in the 300 view jail before, and I studied my content, and I think it's just not good content. Like I would disagree. I don't like I find your stuff funny. I think to an extent the 300 view jail is real, but if your video is not engaging enough in the first two to three seconds, people are just gonna instantly swipe on your stuff, and that just means the video wasn't good enough to keep them there, so TikTok's not gonna push it out to more people. They'll push it out to 300 people, and if you don't get more than 30 likes, they're not gonna push it out. Because like attention span nowadays is so bad. You gotta have a great hook. My girlfriend will be like talking to me, and like slowly it'll just like transition into like Charlie Brown noises. Yeah, and then uh and then I come back and she's like, Are you even listening to me? And I'm like, Oh yeah, yeah, like that's good. Dude, the method is. She's gonna be so mad when she watches this. Willow, Willow, close your ears, skip ahead. The method is to just like occasionally, like the last couple words of the sentence that they say, you just repeat it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So as they're talking, say they're like, Yeah, I went and got my nails done today, and they were like, I got a pink and red nail. Oh, pink and red, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01It's like it just sounds like you're listening. Like master male manipulator right here. Yeah, yeah, right here, yeah, right here. See, I just did it right there. Did you catch that? Fuck you. Bang! Fuck you, fuck you. Okay, okay, write that down, write that down. Yeah, yeah. You got that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but yeah, I think that not even like manipulation. It's just like if you if you wanna if you're bad at listening and someone's telling you a story that you probably won't have to repeat again, or you you could, you know, keep that information, but you might not. It's you trying to let you know that like trying to let them know that you care, because if you didn't care and you like didn't care if they cared, then like you wouldn't even make the effort to repeat that. Yeah, you'd just be like you'd just be like, shut up. You'd be like, close your mouth. Yeah, close your mouth, yeah. Silence woman. Oh wait, was that too much? We do not support that. So, like, okay, so I'm also I want to point out I'm not like a crazy big content creator by any means. I just like I'm I'm really passionate about it right now. Since it's a newfound passion, yeah. I'm trying to study my own content. You're doing good though. Like you've grown a lot in the past like like two weeks. I kind of have. Yeah. And it's not like it's not like some crazy amount of growth, but it's growth. Yeah. It's good growth. More than most. Yeah. Um, but back on the content creation, TikTok, do you think that there are songs that TikTok has ruined? Oh my god. What are some songs that you think TikTok has ruined? One for me, Golden Hour by Jake is so overplayed. So overplayed. Whenever I first heard that, I was like levitating. I was like, oh my god. Exactly. Beautiful song. And then the 200th time I heard it, I was like, Oh gosh. It's like all I want for Christmas is you. And like, I'm such a hypocrite because I play that song in the piano all the time. But it just sounds so beautiful on the grand. Like, yeah, on the grand. This guy knows the pianos. Piano ball. Yeah, no, bro. The one that like, there's obviously a couple songs here and there you'd listen to at the time, it'd get TikTokified, and you just, you know, it would die out. The one that really sticks with me the most is Money Trees by Kendrick Lamar. That's an old one. I've been on TikTok for a while, sue me. But dude, oh my gosh. I remember I would listen to that song and I was like, wow, dude, this tells a story. Wow. And then like the real song on that album that tells a story is Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst. If you like songs that tell a story, it's a 12-minute song, so give yourself some time to sit down and listen. But bro, Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst has my God, it's the best song Kendrick's ever made. Anyways. What are songs that you hate hearing? Songs that I hate hearing no matter what? Yeah. Like whenever it just comes out and you're just like, get the shit off the radio. I don't I don't have a lot of songs that come on that I'm just like, oh my gosh. Oh, I have one. What is it? Oh god. I love Benson Boone. Like, love him. Love him. But every time I hear mystical, like mystical magic. Like I literally want to just like stay. No, that's that's um beautiful things. I hate that song.
SPEAKER_02The the mystical magical is like moon beam ice cream dancing at the boo.
SPEAKER_01I literally want to like tear my eardrums out of my ear and like I I would do it in the most painful way possible. I would take a drill and just like start drilling at my eardrums because it would just sound so much better than that song. Okay. I love Benson Boone. Love his music. I love his old music.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, hey Benny, my man.
SPEAKER_01I know we're boys, but I don't really listen to your music like that. I was lying to you when I said I do. My fault, Ben. I know, I know we're cool like that. And I I told you I listened to your music, but I don't. I'm cool with Benson like that. Really? Deep cut.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Only some people know. I don't know. I don't know at all. Story for another time. Story for another time. Dude, yeah, me and Benson were talking the other day. Me and good old guys. I don't like I know. Me and Ben. He actually, like, sometimes goes by Ben. Fun fact. Not Benson, not the full thing. Yeah, well, he he lets his close friends call him Benny. His close friends. You would know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um. Alright. So you wanna do your your would you rather for this episode? Do you have it? Do you wanna we go straight into the would you rather? Oh my gosh, do you got you have a screenshot of it? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, let me just get my phone. Oh, I hit the mic. That's not a good thing. Wow. You know the video of Aldo where he just like goes like puts his hands to the camera and the camera just floats towards him? I wish I could do that, bro. This is our the weekly Would You Rather. This is mine right here. Would you rather never need sleep again or never feel physical pain again? And let me preface. You still get injured, you just don't feel pain. But if it's like you stub your toe, it's just like uh whoops. Or it's like, you know, you're getting a shot, and you're just like, oh, that looks weird. And you still have like you can touch and be like, oh I'm touching rubber, but you don't feel pain. Or you never need to sleep again. So you can if you want to, results may vary, but you don't need sleep. I would choose no sleep.
SPEAKER_00I feel like that's kind of the safe choice.
SPEAKER_01I feel like that's the smart choice. Because if I never feel pain again, have you seen that movie Novicane? Yeah. Yeah. With Jack Quaid. Yeah, I love it. So good, so good. I love him. I feel like it would be like Novicane vibes. Okay, but how about you I don't want it to be like Novicaine because that's just a condition and people hate having that. Yeah. So you you know how to limit yourself. You're not gonna like bite your tongue off or anything. You can still feel. Um You feel the the thing happening. Yes. But you your pain nerves are not picking up anything. Yes. And it's not like you're walking around with band-aids all over the place. Like, I I would say with that comes a little bit of like not like you're invincible, but it comes with a little bit of a boost. Okay. So I don't want to make it like, oh, you gotta, like, I'm changing it so now you can pick it. But you know what I mean. Like, it comes with a little bit of like a an vulnerability boost, I guess. Okay. Is that the right word? Did I use that correctly? Yeah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Let me fix this. I'd still go asleep. I think I would still go to sleep too. Or go to sleep. I think I'd still go with the never needing sleep again. Because you could be so productive, dude. Yeah. You could get so much extra work in. And you could just like you could genuinely work all day, and then you can still do whatever you want in the nighttime. You can stay up, play games, you can watch movies and shows, YouTube, whatever you do. And that can be your rest, because you're always gonna feel well rested. So you're gonna have time, you get a full 24 hours. Yeah. And you can just half of it be lazy, half of it be productive, you know? Or, you know, arguing back on the other point, you know, never feel pain, you could probably like not need a temperature gauge checking your steak temperature or something. Like you can cook a just like grab it. So yeah, this feels about right. Yep, that's uh 200 degrees. Yeah, I feel like there's not much for that. Would you rather send a racy text to your boss or to your parent? A racy? A racy text. What's a racy text? Like racist. Oh. A racist text to my boss or my parents? Yeah. I don't want it to be. I feel like your mom would like be like, Cage, what the hell is this? I just took my time so I wasn't answering instantly, but it's definitely, it's gotta be parents. Really? Yeah, yeah. Your parents, I mean, that they're they're blood, they're family. They they'll you know. I feel like my parents, if if I if I made a racist text to them, I'm I'm sure they'd forget it and choke it up to like, oh, maybe someone had his phone. Or maybe I could I wouldn't lie to them and say, oh, someone stole my phone, but I'd probably hit him with a you would not believe what I drank last night. I'm so sorry about that. It is not me. He'd be like, I have no idea who wrote that. My phone was hacked. My phone was hacked. Someone stole my phone number or something, I think. I don't know. Like, I I I could it has to be parents. Because like using your boss a racist text, two things are gonna happen. Yeah. Either one, you're getting fired slash your hours cut, or two, you're gonna find out you got a racist boss, and that's a whole nother promotion. And then you get a promotion. Your boss your boss is like, oh, I agree fully. And now you're like, oh, I'm just like, oh my god, this is amazing. I've never heard something so real. You know what? We should hang out sometimes. Oh no. Now I get a promotion and I have extra work. Like, this is terrible. Now I gotta actually hang out with my brother. I'll never be racist again. You know what? Hanging out with my boss would be huge. It's like the whole Christmas Carol thing where it's like your heart grows three times more racist. It's something like that, is how the story goes. Yeah, no, yeah, definitely parents. What are you choosing? Uh you seemed like you'd rather have your boss figure out. Yeah, I cannot send something like that to my parents. What do you think would happen? Nothing good. I mean, yeah, it's this is competition. But like with my boss, not to like put my boss on blast, but like I feel like he'd just be like he'd just be like, wow, that's really interesting. He'd be like, thanks for your input. Like nothing would happen, but he'd just be like, that's crazy. If one of my employees sent me a racist text, I'd probably react with it with like the exclamation mark and then just never bring it up in person. You'd just be like, heard that. Yep. You'd be like, that's that's something I I I hear whenever I see you.
SPEAKER_00I definitely heard you say that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That would be really awkward. That'd be really amazing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just imagine like they accidentally send you something, and then the next day you're just kind of looking them weird and they don't even know that they sent that to you. Oh like they have no idea. And it's just like secretly in the back of your mind, you're like, this guy's racist.
unknownThis guy's kind of racist. Dang it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Cancel culture. Cancel culture is so stupid. Do you think it's too easy to get cancelled? I think it is stupid easy to get cancelled. I think, I mean, I don't want to be that guy, but I think that I don't like okay. This is this is a very thin ice I'm walking in. I think that you should be able to say a little bit more than you're allowed to now. Yeah. I'm not gonna go and like maybe we maybe we probably mute this, but I gotta say it, you know. I'm not gonna go and be like, oh, retard, retard, retard. Yeah. But like, I don't think that you should get canceled for saying retarded. He was not saying anything crazy, by the way. Like, yeah, yeah, no. The the word starts with an R. Yeah. You know. So like it I agree. Like, people are so sensitive nowadays. I've seen so not that I just like always I'm scrolling Twitter, but I've seen so many tweets of someone like, hey, I have autism, and I think that it's retarded that people are not allowed to say retard. And I'm quoting, by the way. I'm not just like and like honestly, I don't care if it's muted or not. And maybe if it's like a I don't think that's gonna be any like TOS or anything. No. So yeah, don't even and it's just like I don't know, like people it's too easy to get cancelled. I mean and like I also this is a crazy a hot takes. Crazy, this is a crazy hot take. I think that if Justin Bieber said the N-word on a podcast 15 years ago, oh well. Yeah I think that if this one one random Call of Duty YouTuber used to say the N-word eight years ago and now he's fine. But if they said it now?
SPEAKER_00If they say it now, it's a different story.
SPEAKER_01It'd be over. But dude, saying a word a couple years ago, not a couple, saying a word multiple years ago, maybe even a decade ago, hey, probably. I'm glad he doesn't do that anymore. Yeah. Maybe if it's like, oh yeah, I know back in 08, you know, she said that. That was crazy though. What? The Justin Bieber club. Yeah. What was the context behind that? I'm sure the context saves him, right? I'm not sure anything would save that. That is a 13-year-old white boy saying the N-word. He was hanging around like P. Diddy at the time. He was hanging around like a bunch of like big names in the rap community. He, you know, live and you learn. Yeah. I'm sure Justin Bieber doesn't say it now. Are we sure? I'm not sure at all. But yeah, no, I think if we're talking like, oh yeah, uh, just came out back in 08, this guy like was told no by a girl, but you know, still went for it.
SPEAKER_00Maybe get rid of that guy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Is someone vacuuming? Did you hear that? You heard that too? Yeah. I thought I was going crazy. Oh well, I'm cleaning. Um, you know, we got the cleaners at our studio. Yeah. The big ol' big old stew. Yeah, the big stew. Hey, G Stew. G Stew. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, no, I think that I think cancel culture is very overdone. Yeah. And I think it's way too easy to get canceled. Like you can literally say, like, I don't know. Like, what do you think is the stupidest thing someone's been canceled for? Because I'm sure there's been like nothing. Like this, like, oh my gosh, okay, Dream. Dream almost said something terrible. Oh yeah, Dream. Dream did a face reveal and everyone's like oh this guy's ugly. Yeah. I'm not sure that's just like canceled culture, but like that's just like I don't even know how to describe that. Just people, man. Yeah. People are bad. Um, Tommy Innett got cancelled. What for? Uh he had said something that was like racially provocative or like something like that. And I mean people hated him for a while. I don't want to get myself canceled. I think that's how I remember it. I think it was Tommy Innett. I could be. It was someone on the SP though. I mean this is such a touchy subject for a guy like us. Oh. Are they Oh my legs? Oh. Um, I think that's just such a like a touchy subject. Like we're we're walking on thin ice and our foot's about to fall through, but yeah. Yeah. I agree. Intersegue noise. Any guy. Anyway, guys. Any guy. Any guy's way. Any guy, any girl, any guy. Any guy, anyway. Any guy. Any guy, anyway, anywhere. Thank the Lord that we don't have mixing. That's a good like that's a good like ad for like what's Grinder. Grinder, any guy, anyway, anywhere. Oh my gosh. Wait, that is really good. Grindr, if you ever want us to cook up for you, let us know. Grinder, if you ever want to sponsor us. We would be perfect. Dude, I think our first sponsor should be Grinder. Right up our alley. God, that is so bad. That is so bad. It's fine for you to make those jokes because you have a girlfriend. You might think I'm being for real. You get like free grinder premium for like three months. Dude, I already pay for it. Part of my bill. Yeah, I know. Don't check my credit card statements. Put it on the tab, Johnny. Do they have some type of like super like, do you know? I don't know. I was hoping. No, it actually is like someone backing me. We're fine. Oh. It is. The world is not ending. Yeah, no. What's other? Let's see. Uh 1216.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we got time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We got prime, boys. Yeah, prime. Okay, what's the segment? What's the other segment that we're going into, by the way? Um I created? No. Uh the bars. Uh it would be it would be D tier villains. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm super excited for this one. I think I did two. Uh how many do you have? Um I have one. Okay, I have two. I might just say on both. Okay. Okay. I'm so excited to see yours. You do your first one, and then I'll do mine. May I? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. You don't have it off the top of your head, dude. I mean, I do, but I gave them a little backstory. What the heck? Oh god. My boys back home call me Stan Lee. No one calls me. Excelsior. Ooh, what a pool. Okay. So I'm gonna start out with. Okay, I'm gonna start out with Creek Man. Creek Man. So I made this one very recently. So if it's really bad, just guys, just tell me. It's good. Just flame them. No, just be like, dude, Creek Man was so cool. Start cyberbullying games. Yeah, no, so so for my D tier villain, I have Creek Man. And Creek Man is just a normal guy who can like kind of fight. He he he's got like a little bit of MMA, but he he would do terrible in the UFC. But whenever he's at a creek, he's got a thousand percent strength buff, and he's like the world's best fighter. Like he's got powers. It's like Percy Jackson. Well, is that actually a thing of Percy Jackson? I think like he heals in the water. Dude, Percy Jackson already made Creek Man, bro. I'm confident. No, no, no, no, no. It's different. Okay. It's different. But yeah, no, only specifically when he's fighting at a creek. Not a pond, not a lake, not a river, a creek. Just a small creek. He gets like a crazy bug. Does he have to be in the water? No. Just in the vicinity, like on the shore. Do creeks have shores? No. Yeah, creeks have shores, guys. Yeah, no, that's my first one. And I'll I'll let you do your second before I tell you about it. Oh wow. You're showing me out here. Monsieur Fromage. What? Yeah. Mr. Cheese. Monsieur Fromage. Oh my gosh. It sounded so much cooler. Monsieur Fromage. Monsieur Fromage is a French villain. Actually. Actually, he should be he should be Swiss. Cause cheese. Cuz cheese. Top top. Yeah. Hey yo! But Monsieur Fromage can only like his only superpower is like squirting. His only superpower is squirting. His only superpower is like squirting like hot cheese from his hands. And it's like from his hands. That's literally it. I was like, shut up. We're talking squares too. I'm dead. Oh but like hot, hot, just just burning hot cheese. Ouch. It's like it touches your hand. It doesn't quite burn. And like the the bad thing is, is he's always at the dry cleaners trying to get the cheese out of his costume. And like he like started with a white, a white uniform, and now it's just all like faded piss color. It's just like yellow. Get a new get a new shirt. He has to go to the dry cleaner every day. Like every single day. And like doesn't have enough funding his ability. You see him on the news, like like strikes again. And you look over and you're in the dry cleaner. That's not me. His secret identity, he's got like a cheese mustache and his shoot, and he's got a normal mustache. Whenever he's not wearing handlebar mustache. There's still some Cheeto dust on his mustache. Like, oh, oh, it's him. Bro, but like, catch is he's lactose intolerant. Oh, can't yeah, can't your own product. Walter White taught you that one. I'm not sure you'd want to eat anything that is spewing from your hands. But like Especially if it's this mysterious hot white cheese, is what he calls it. Okay, it's not white, it's yellow. You're right, you're right. Yeah. So I got a crazy imagination. Okay. I'm ripping a, you know, we don't all yeah. Well, we don't always do two here, but I got excited. I made it two. So we're talking vintage man. Vintage man. This is vintage man. He just kind of wears like the terrible finds you'd find at a thrift store. That's his like uniform. It's like you pick it up and you're like, ugh, you put it back on the shelf real quickly. He's like, he's like, oh yeah. He finds that and he's like, he puts it on and he just kind of assaults people on the street. Like he'll go up to someone and like take their purse and like elbow them in a rugby. Literally just describing a homeless person. Yeah, no, I have it, I have it written down. He thinks he's a villain, but he's just a crackhead. So vintage man is just the local crackhead that like puts on the terrible vintage fines and just assaults people. Have you seen the TikTok pages of people who are like real life superheroes? Yes, which is like the Skylines, yeah. Vigilante, what's his name? Yeah, like vigilante people. Oh my gosh. Who's the Skyline guy? I don't know. He's doing God's work. I've seen, yeah. He's he's like helping old ladies on buses and stuff. He's actually really cool. Dude, I want to see him like fight someone. Oh my god, I'm sure he's terrible at that. I'm sure he's awful. Oh, dude, that that's like, you know how this is crazy. I don't reference Rick and Morty often. But you know how Jerry beats up Piss Man? Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like he's Pissman. And everyone would feel like it'd be like watching a superhero die, bro. You'd be like, no. It's just not. I really Mr. Skyline's. It'd be like a mass unfollowing. Oh my gosh. Everyone would unfollow, like, ugh, who's that like this guy can't even fight. And he just gets so sad. He's just sitting in the bathtub, just pouting, holding his helmet, throws it in his suit. Takes the helmet off and just throws it on the ground. He's just like in the water with his suit on. He turns into a villain. He turns into like Spider-Man 3 Toby Maguire. Bully Maguire, bro. Shout out Bully Maguire. Bully Maguire. I copied your pose. I can't be can't be twin of them. Oh. Yeah. I hate you. I hate you too. You pull your pants down right in the episode. Last podcast episode, because I hate you. There's a giant hole in the back of his sock on the heel. Stop. Stop. That's a hole so big you noticed when you put those on. I definitely. Your toes you went through that and you adjust it. I definitely like put them on. I was just like, no one will see it. Oh, I saw. That's if you think no one will see that, I'd like. Shut up. You just slowly push it down. Stop, stop. Dang it. No, like, because like Willow's gonna watch this and she's gonna be like, I told you to buy new socks. Oh my gosh, I just proved it right on this. I'm so screwed. I'm so sorry. Yeah, you were telling me about it. Doomed me. She told you she she did tell you that you need new socks. And I bought new socks, but not long ones. Doesn't look like it. I bought the same brand as these, but like ankle socks. You need to rep the ankle socks more. Like, I think This is the first time I've worn the long ones in a bit. I have a couple pairs of long ones left over, but I think that's just like, you know, growing up, we kind of ditched the long socks. Yeah. I used to wear ankle shot socks with high top shoes. Ooh. Yeah. That was not fun. Because like in the back of my foot. Oh, I used to wear soccer socks with heels. No, I'm just naked west. I was like, wait. I don't want to end just yet. I want to talk about socks a little bit more. Like West. What time is it? What time is it? We got like five minutes left. Okay, let's run it. Yeah. I I think the perfect sock is not an under the ankle, but an over the ankle, but not too high up. Like the ones that audio listeners are so good. So like the mid socks?
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_01I feel like that's the only sock I own now. And it's so good. When is a sock too high? A sock is too high when it's more than like an inch and a half over your ankle. Like over the bone. If it's just even I have a gray hair right there, that's sad. Um if it's just like even like an inch and a half over the over your little ankle bone. I have gray hairs all over my head. It's bad. Really? Yeah. I've never seen that. I have patches. So like right up, audio listeners, you're gonna hate me. Right up here. Oh, we hate gays. Love you to death. Um I have a patch right here. Uh-huh. And then in the back, there's one as well. Really? Yeah, it's bad. Do you dye your hair? No. I dye my hair. I dye it black. This guy's a chud, guys. Oh my god. When I had hair. He's bald. He only wears hats now. I am bald. Radio listeners, he's showing his head right now. Look at this terrifying atrocity. Just imagine you're a dad and your kid shows you a squiggly line that he drew, that's his hand. What? Guys, I swear I'm not. It's not that bad. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. No, but like you when you had your long hair, it just looked so good, so I'm allowed to say it. So good. I'm encouraging you to not get a haircut for a while. Yeah, like come August, like end of August, like I'll be back to my my prime. Oh my gosh. I can't Ah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause when did you shave your head?
SPEAKER_01Uh November. Yeah, no, you should be fine. I had a buzz cut in about September, and here we are. Well, no, the last time I shaved my head was March 20. No, March 17th. Because that was right before I left. Oh, so it's been way more recent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've had the like I've had a buzz since like March. Yeah, no, I dude, August? You might not be in your prime by August. You better start taking some biotin right now. I'm actually that is biotin's really good for hair growth. I'm taking like this, like I'm using this rice water and like concoction to like make stimulate hair growth. Nice. Okay. I'm taking these like steroids for like muscle growth. Yeah. No, I'm actually not. I'm actually taking fent. Yeah. To like help with my hair growth. I take meth for weight loss. That'll work. That'll work. That's what clavicular does. I'm so serious. People tell me I look like clavicular. Celebrity look like. Guys, look at me in the face here. Get like real close to the camera. No, I can't. Start moging. Guys, do I look like clavicular? Let us know. Mog. Please tell me I don't. Mog. Do not make those noise. Audio listeners, I'm mocking. When you these are my mogging noises. Yeah. If you ever hear me going, mmm. Like the subtitles will be like Mog noise. Yeah. Insert mog here. You you have you ever seen that like clip of like Olaf mogging and he goes like this? Yes, he's Yeah, he like snaps at the camera. That's literally you. Oh my gosh. I don't want to be Olaf. Olaf's just a fine-looking gentleman. Spoiler alert, children. He comes back, they give him his own. Brutal death, by the way. If I ever melted. Top 10 brutal deaths in Disney. God melt. Oh, wait. Actually, melting would suck, I think. Melting would suck. Didn't like that one witch from Wizard of Oz melt? Oh, I'm melting. I'm melting. That's what she said. Correction. Alphabet. What? Alphabet is her name. She has a name. I didn't know. You stupid. Uncle tree horror. I gotta say I gotta stop talking about Wizard of Oz. Have you seen Witched? No. So good. No. I'm I refused to ever listen to the soundtrack when I was like big in theater. Never listened to the soundtrack. Saw the movie, loved it. I don't know. Saw the second movie, it was pretty good. I don't think I'm gonna agree with you on that. You have to try it once. I made a word. My dad hates musicals. Really? Loved wicked. Maybe he's just trying to make you feel better. He didn't even see it with me. Wow. Oh my gosh. It can't be that good. It is that good. I'm really big on like disagreeing with something, then I'll watch it and I'll be like, oh my god, that was great. Like, I I do not die on any hill, but I don't think I'm gonna like that. But yeah. Anyways, I guess we're running out of time. I can talk my own. 47-minute podcast episode. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Hopefully the camera didn't cut out. Well, thank you guys so much for listening. Third week. Yep. Um, thank you. I think we're getting good at this, guys. We're getting better. Um, this is very new for us. It's our first time. Be gentle. Um I'm gentle. Ayo. Heyo! Hey. Um, but like, yeah. Um we're having a ton of fun with this podcast. And we want to thank you guys because you're really like supporting and making it happen. So thank you guys. If you guys want to see a different studio, let us know. If you love this studio as much as we do, let's see. We love this studio. Um we might make it home. I think this might be home or something, wouldn't we? Unless we get like sponsored or like get like like made by a company. Like if a company like takes over the podcast. Yeah, we wouldn't go like corporate, like we wouldn't like change, but like unless the company really wants to pay us a lot of money. So I'll say, like, offering like a million dollars.
SPEAKER_00I'll go so corporate for you, I'll be the best corporate little.
SPEAKER_01We'll show up in six.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Oh, oh, I like that. Yeah. I'll be a good corporate kid. I'll be the best corporate kid.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. Good little corporate boy. Any corporate that wants to hire us, bro. I'll be the best corporate boy you ever had. Kind of like seduce them into sponsoring our podcast. No, this is a blast. Yeah, thank you guys so much. Uh we will catch you in two weeks. Yep. See you guys later. Yeah, y'all are awesome.
SPEAKER_00Tell us what it wait, what segment did we do today?
SPEAKER_01I forgot. D tier villains. Give us your D tier villains. And would you rather? Give us.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you already gave us Would You Rathers. You already know that one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, give us your D tier villains. Um, let us know. Um next week, we might even do a fast food chain if you want. Fake fast food chain. D tier, D tier fast food. Fast food collabs. Oh, fake fast food collabs. We forgot to do that. It's okay. We will do that next time. If you guys want to if you guys want to pre prepare some fake fast food collabs, so you can snipe them onto the phone. Like some crazy collabs of like fast food. Just let us know. All right. Thank you guys so much. Peace out. See y'all.