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SPEAKER_01Are we? Yep. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow.
SPEAKER_00Just the cat podcast. You've seen the the Lego movie? I can't hear me.
SPEAKER_01Meow meow meow meow meow.
SPEAKER_00I hear you. I can't hear myself in this.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_00Do I sound okay?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you can see you're two, so talk. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Hello?
SPEAKER_01Maybe I'm just stupid. Maybe. Hey, you did say racy was racist.
SPEAKER_00Bro. Alright. Alright, guys.
SPEAKER_01Guys, we're addressing the allegations.
SPEAKER_00Guys, I made a mistake.
SPEAKER_01And I was gullible.
SPEAKER_00But um I guess it's fine.
SPEAKER_01It's not fine.
SPEAKER_00I think it's fine.
SPEAKER_01It's a dire issue. So if you don't remember, if you're just tuning in, go back and watch the first time for a second episode. So guys, Gabriel asked us a question. I'm assuming he read it online somewhere. And it said, Would you rather send a racy text to your boss or your mom? And me, being the honest guy I am. I said, Hey, what does racy mean? And he looks at me dead in the eyes, stone faced, and says, Oh, it means racist. And I was like, that's interesting. And he decides to stick with it. He says, Yeah, no, it means racist. And then we went on. And I believed him. Why would my friend lie to me?
SPEAKER_00I I didn't lie. Okay. I thought it meant racist.
SPEAKER_01He just assumed that racy meant racist. No one has like crazy fun nicknames for words, I don't think. I think that if you want to call sorry, guys. Sorry. I think that, you know, why would you, in my thought process, you know, hindsight is 2020, they say. Why would racy mean racist? In what world does racy mean racist? Ah. Is that Betla Might? Hello. I love these headphones. I'm the only set of headphones that's different, and I'm just having a blast with them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. These headphones are fire.
SPEAKER_01Backwards. There we go. Oh, audio listeners. Sorry. Guys, I have gray hairs on my leg, and I'm really upset about it.
SPEAKER_00We we talked about this last episode. Did we? I think so. Uh-oh. We also talked about the socks that had holes in them. Did you change them yet? I did change my socks. They no longer have holes in them. Um but yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm so particular about my socks that I was wearing a Nike in Under Armour before we left, and I made sure to change it. He was there because we slept together and cuddled.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
SPEAKER_00I wish we did. No. Um I'm never beating the grinder allegations. No, that that clip is so funny. Yeah. Like, it's everyone, everyone loves it. Yeah, everyone's talking about it. It went viral. Um, it didn't. Um, so how was your Memorial Day weekend?
SPEAKER_01Uneventful. It was raining, and I just stayed inside.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was storming. Did you do anything? Um, I worked and it was so busy at work. Like all weekend. I made like $500 that weekend, though. Bammed it. Bang. Wait, wait, wait. Up top.
SPEAKER_01That was us high-fiving. Video listeners don't tell. But yeah, no, uh, I worked all memorial weekend, and by all memorial weekend, I mean just that Saturday, but it felt like the whole time.
SPEAKER_00It was so slow. Like, God, today just feels like a three-day week.
SPEAKER_01Nine hour shift when I normally work 11. It was actually a shorter day than normal, too. And it was so slow. Oh my gosh. Could have been perfect. What are you gonna do? Oh, look at that.
SPEAKER_00Oh, oh, what are you gonna do? Hey! Ayo. Guys, I got the the locomoca Java Monster. Man, that is just a lot of uh. I have the um local locomotive.
SPEAKER_01Locomotive?
SPEAKER_00Locomotive Java monster.
SPEAKER_01And I have a seven up ghost for two different people.
SPEAKER_00Just a car.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_00The locomotive Java monster.
SPEAKER_01I'm pretty sure a locomotive is a train.
SPEAKER_00It's a train.
SPEAKER_01This guy's full of wrong stuff, man.
SPEAKER_00You want some wrong information. Hit up this guy. You dropped out of college. What do you expect?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I dropped out. I technically haven't dropped out yet. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00I'm going back in the fall.
SPEAKER_01Pound it. Bang! Ready? Ooh. Okay, guys. Oh, I almost said chat. I've been streaming recently. We're gonna talk about that later. Did I tell the parking story? The parking ticket story last episode? Parking ticket?
SPEAKER_00From you told me a speeding ticket story.
SPEAKER_01Guys, I'm I almost said chat again. You can see my mouth forming the word chat. Um, I, if I've already told the story, guys, forgive me. But I um okay, long story short, we're not gonna keep it too long because we are in a little bit of a time crunch here. I know we got time. I don't have a watch. Wait, no, we we extended, dude. Okay, he came in clutch. We were a little bit late. I slept in. And I slept in too. Our session was supposed to end at 12:30. And the guy was like, Oh, what time is your session ending? And he was like, Yeah, 1250. And the guy was like, Yep, cool. So we got a little extra 20 out of it. But yeah, so no time crunch. Anyways, I used to go to a school called KSU, Kennesaw State University, not Kentucky or Kansas.
SPEAKER_00Hootie who. Hootie who they do this thing, hootie who sorry Audio. Have you seen the new Love Island episode where the girl from KSU, she's from KSU, and she goes, I went to KSU hootie-hoo.
SPEAKER_01You know, yeah, she goes like that.
SPEAKER_00Stupid.
SPEAKER_01Do you watch Love Island?
SPEAKER_00I only did the first episode because there was like a party. Anyways, continue.
SPEAKER_01Screw Love Island, first of all. Anyways, um, so I used to go to KSU. Uh-huh. And I quit going to KSU around 2024. Um, I I went for the January semester of 2024. Um, I don't remember spring or fall. I don't know seasons. That well, I never learned. January? Yeah, I didn't know. Spring. Yeah, I didn't learn seasons. I dropped out of college. I don't know seasons. No, uh, it was the spring semester.
SPEAKER_00Uh seasons is a college subject that I didn't make it to.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, seasons row. So no, spring semester 2024. Uh, I got broken up with and it made me like super sad, and I just like quit going to classes, and I failed like every one of them. Anyways, um, I had a couple parking tickets from then because you know, you try and the way that works at KSU is you can buy you can buy a parking pass for $75. Or you can try to get as little parking tickets as possible that are $35 each. And if you get less than three parking tickets throughout the entire semester, you save money. And like half of the school does that instead. And it's so funny. And you'll find out certain areas you can park where they don't ticket as much. So one semester I only got two tickets, saved me some money. One semester I got four tickets, oops, paid a little too much money. So um, after I quit going, the parking tickets kept coming in, and I was very confused. And I would email them and be like, hey guys, I didn't really this wasn't me. This parking ticket was not me. And they were like, No, yeah, it was you. And I was like, okay, whatever. So I'd go and I'd pay them, and then they'd send me more parking tickets, and I'd say, Okay, I literally just paid my parking ticket. You did you give me one while I went to pay? Like, that's that it can't be fair. I'm not gonna get a parking pass to go pay a parking ticket. Yeah. And they were like, Nope, we have picture proof of you parking here. And I was like, oh, whatever. And then I gotta stop smacking my legs. Um, but then like that happened like four more times. And I finally went and I was like, okay, listen here, guys. I'm I don't go to this school anymore. So I'm only coming here to pay the parking tickets, and I'm parking in visitor parking, so there's no way it was me. And then they just say, Well, it's on your account, it had to be you. And I'm just like, okay, whatever. This is the last parking ticket I pay. If you send me another one, I'm livid. Three months later, guess what's in the mail? Oh my god. A parking ticket. So I I am, I literally told my mom, I'm suing them. They're they're just getting money out of me. They're I'm suing them. They're lying, they're cheats, they're frauds, phonies, if you will. And I go down there, or we didn't even go down there, we just called them. And I was, I told them, like, I haven't been there in like over a year, but we're getting a fall semester 2025 parking ticket, but I haven't been there since spring 2025, last time I paid it off. And we were so confused. And then my mom, like, I literally I told my mom, okay, for for for context, my ex's name is Carly. Shout out Carly, if you're watching this, I guess. So I told my mom, I was like, I don't even know my account password. It probably still has like Carly in the password. And then my mom has like Eurephra, like a light bulb pops above her head. Uh-huh. And my mom was like, Carly and you both had your license plates on the same account. And I was like, Oh my god. My gosh. You were paying for her parking tickets? So it turns out I paid like six parking tickets of hers. And it totaled out to be like $300. Did you like ask her for the money back? I did. I I looked so desperate. I like unblocked her on Instagram because, you know, whatever, something happened and I was angry about it. I'm not angry about it anymore. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Hey oh, I'm putting that on a shirt, we'll talk about it later. Um, but yeah, no, so I unblocked her on Instagram, follow her, and like her most recent post just so she can see my DM request. Oh my god. Because I DM requested her, and I was like, hey, uh, you know, these parking tickets, they were kind of yours, and then we kind of figured it out, and like it was a lot of money. And um, there's like there's one $50 ticket, because the tickets started getting more expensive, by the way. Didn't add that. But there was a $50 ticket that's most recent, still unpaid, by the way, still on my account because they haven't switched it over. And um I told her, I was like, hey, I've paid like $250 worth of parking tickets, like, like cash at me or something. Like, not to sound desperate, but and she was like, Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Like, I thought I switched over to my friend's account. Like, yeah, that was definitely me. And I was like, bang. So yeah, that was a very, very I almost sued Kennesaw State University. I'll still do it, Kennesaw. Get on my wrong side, bro.
SPEAKER_00Dude, I'm excited to go to Kennesaw in the spring. Really? Yeah, I'm going to a school. Trying to dox myself here. I'm going to a school in the fall. So I'm not trying to pay premium to do my gen eds, and then I'm going to case you in the school.
unknownGod fuck.
SPEAKER_01Is that the AC? Oh, sorry, guys. There's a mechanical object wearing in the background.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, that was our that was our laser beam. We just activated it. Yeah, we we we just smited Guam. Wiped out Russia. We just wiped out Guam, dude. Sorry.
SPEAKER_01Sorry to any of our Guam listeners.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, we were trying to be very discreet about it. Yeah, Jordan, you're next. Watch our like Jordan listener be like. So scared. The face was so scared. Instantly growing up. Our like foreign listeners are just like we gotta move to the US right now. Oh yeah, Germany. We have a special surprise for each. We have a special surprise for our German listener.
SPEAKER_01We actually do have a German listener.
SPEAKER_00We do. Um tune in for that one. Shout out, shout out. We're not gonna dox you, but shout you out. You're a big one. What's your favorite skateboard trick? Mine's an Oli. Mine's an Ollie. Audio listeners have no clue. Oh my god. Well, I actually used to skateboard like a lot.
SPEAKER_01I remember. Yeah, that's how we met. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um did we tell that? We did tell us. We did tell the story in our mock episode. Go check out the mock episode. Um if you are on YouTube. Has the most views out of any episode we've posted. It does. I don't know why. I don't understand. Please listen to us more. We talk a lot about fun stuff. We do.
SPEAKER_01It actually is like, yeah, come on, we need more listeners.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Uh welcome back to Dino Nuggies episode three. So three. Um Trace Litches. We're uh we're really excited to be back here because like this has already gone farther than we've kind of planned. Yeah, expected. I mean we came up with this idea in his basement. Like four in the morning. Okay, it's like four in the morning.
SPEAKER_01It's not just any basement, by the way.
SPEAKER_00This is uh oh no, finished basement, like very nice basement. There's a kitchen down there, whatever. But uh, but uh yeah, it was it's kind of crazy, and I'm I'm super excited to keep doing this uh because people do seem to be enjoying it. And um, like yeah, I'm I'm super hype.
SPEAKER_01I'm also hype. I think this is I think this is a really fun project to do. And I like don't get me wrong, it would be awesome if we had like a couple thousand people tune in every week. Bi-weekly. Bi-weekly, not every week, just yet. But yeah, no, I mean one one quote that I really like, which is you know, it might, I don't think it's what's the word, like not dodgy, but like not edgy, but some people might not like the the context of this quote, but Toge, Toge says the WNBA has like I think it's a hundred and fifty million concurrent viewers every year. Who in the world watches the WMBA? So if something like the WNBA can have like hundreds of millions of people watching, why can't we? Why can't we? That's kind of what he says about like content. Guys, content's always on my mind. I'm so sorry. Um, but that's what he says about content.
SPEAKER_00It's just been that's real. You've been grinding.
SPEAKER_01Okay, chat. I'm on the grind. I said it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I called it chat. He's been he's been doing really good. Like, I'm I'm like seriously like proud of what you've been doing. Thank you, man. Yeah, thank you. Like hard work.
SPEAKER_01So, for context, guys, most of the people watching this probably already know about this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, because that's where they'll probably come from. But I started streaming recently. Um, the the whole thought process behind it was like, you know, as a kid, most kids, and at least nowadays, excuse me, I had a little bit of a hiccup. Uh, most kids nowadays just they want to be like some YouTuber, streamer, content creator, and that's like their dream job. No one wants to be like an astronaut anymore or a firefighter. It's just like content. What happened to our kids, bro? Literally. But yeah, I'm one of them. Like as a kid, I literally had like me, my brother, and his friend who turned my friend. We were pro gamer one, two, and three, and we would make fake, we wouldn't even record, we would just act like we were recording YouTube videos, just like talk while we play games. And I would also like to my younger brother, I would play Injustice Gods Among Us, and I would act like a YouTuber playing the game. Among Us. Um, same for Need for Speed Hot Pursuit. Oh my gosh, what a game. But yeah, I've always been just like a acting like a content creator, and I thought about it. Like I've I've streamed once or twice before to nobody. Um, but I thought about it and I was like, okay, I'm going to try for, you know, from now until the end of 2026. And I'm gonna go all in, and I'm actually gonna attempt to do content creation because like I don't want to be 30, 35 years old thinking, like, yeah, here at my bank, maybe I could have been famous, maybe not.
SPEAKER_00Guys, clear that throat boy.
SPEAKER_01I'm not sick this episode, but you know how it gets when I talk.
SPEAKER_00Disgusting.
SPEAKER_01Love you water. Laura Lynn, thank you for the spring water. Shout out, Laura.
SPEAKER_00My my locomotive monster. Locomotive keeping me. Your car monster that you say. My car monster. My monster truck, if you will. Monster train. Monster train. That's what I call myself. Imagine a monster train where it's just like a train just carrying monsters.
SPEAKER_01That could be like a really good Disney.
SPEAKER_00Board the wrong train. And you just like walk in. It's just like hotel Transylvania on wheels.
SPEAKER_01Oh no. The monster train. The monster train. That could be a good kid's show, I think.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Like dinosaur train.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_00Dude, I lost dinosaur trainable pool.
SPEAKER_01I was thinking more like um, what was that once show where it was like the ghost train and it was like the ginger girl with the green hoodie? You know what I'm talking about? Maybe she wasn't ginger. I think she was though. Green hoodie. Yeah. I don't know. Anyways, let me finish my thought process really quickly. Yeah, guys. I started streaming and I'm posting on TikTok. I'm also streaming on Twitch and TikTok. Um, we've gotten to the point to where we're at, like, I've peaked at like 80 viewers in my live. Um, we got a little bit of a little bit of gas money on the side that we're making from the streams. Um, I've got a little community I'm building. We peaked at 80 viewers, but I consistently hold about 20 to 30. Um, and it's been two weeks. So it's it's so weird, dude. It's crazy. I was late to Gabriel's house. He didn't tell me that his parents were cooking for him until the meal was or for cooking for us.
SPEAKER_00I shouldn't have to.
SPEAKER_01For example, dude, hold on. You can hear my zipper. Uh uh. Uh call me Charlie Pooth. Ooh, Charlie Pooth. Because he doesn't mean you should go to the late. Okay. And we're back. Oh yeah. So I'm doing the hand signs for it. Anyways, so yeah, uh, he didn't tell me his parents were cooking for him, and I was chat, my chat was like, oh no, please do this one more race because I was playing Forza Horizon. And they were like, do one more, one more, get the green wristband. And I was like, Chad, I gotta go. And everyone was like, No, and I was like, okay, come on.
SPEAKER_00You're acting like they're keeping you hostage. They weren't, I think.
SPEAKER_01No one was, but dude, I I had like 40 people in there and it was a good stream. Whatever. I was gaining so many followers. We hit 1500 followers.
SPEAKER_00We could have streamed our little ping pong game last night.
SPEAKER_01Oh, you're right. But then we yeah, I know we could have. Um, my I want my first IRL stream to be the cooking stream.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Which will have already happened and hopefully it went triple platform. Blind deaf mute. It's gonna be so good. Yeah. Um, there should be, I'm hoping to get a couple clips out of it. Um, and unfortunately, the clips will have a TikTok chat and like gifts if people do gift. Um, is there a way on TikTok live to like swipe to the side and turn chat off? Or did it?
SPEAKER_00I have no idea.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't know either. Um But yeah, hopefully that shrink goes well.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It will have been out by the time y'all are listening to this. Anyways.
SPEAKER_00Let's hear about you. Less about me. I was gonna I was gonna see if you wanted to do the weekly Would You Rather.
SPEAKER_01Already, oh, I like it. Yeah, what did what did you cook up? Because I have my own.
SPEAKER_00Um Do you want me to do mine? Yeah, do yours and then like and then like hand it over.
SPEAKER_0110-4 soldier? Okay. So my weekly would you rather for this week. Okay, wait, hold on. This is our weekly would you rather? Weekly would you rather? Okay. Would you rather fight a bear randomly once a year? Any weapon you can legally obtain is allowed, but every year for the rest of your life, it gets 10% smarter and it stacks. So year one, it's a hundred percent. Year two, hundred ten. Year three, hundred twenty-one, and on and on and on. Wait, like every every year? The bear gets 10% smarter. So eventually you're gonna be like playing chess with this bear and it's gonna be the it's gonna be able to talk and like hold a gun too. But for the first couple years, it's gonna be easy. I don't think I'd survive one fight with a bear. Any weapon you can legally obtain, though. So as long as like you're in a military background, you can get a gun. Yeah. But you know, when you're 50, he's gonna be knowing how to operate a tank. Um, or every single week, once a week, on a random day, a calendar week, could be it could go like a random day. Yeah, it could go Saturday, Sunday. Okay. Or you know, it could be Wednesday, Wednesday. Okay. You have to fight a swarm of bees. But 52 times a year for the rest of your life. Hell no. Yeah. Which one you choose?
SPEAKER_00Going with the bear. Really? Even if I'm like 16, he goes like Dr. Doofinchmer style and just like laser beams me. Like it absolutely just like me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, you know, you could just wear a beekeeping suit and just get like some smoke and spray them. It's gonna be so unconscious.
SPEAKER_00No, but it's so random. What if I'm like on a date and like true with Willow and a bunch of oh yeah, if I'm just sleeping and a bunch of bees just like decide to like crash through my window, just start stinging the fuck out of me.
SPEAKER_01Statistically, what kind of bees are they? I think it's at random.
SPEAKER_00What if they're like killer bees? I'm cooked. I've never heard of these killer bees. No, they're they're real, like they like so if you like piss off killer bees, usually like if you're doing a bee attack, you go into the water, right? Yep, killer bees will wait above the water and just. Sting you over and over and over again until you die.
SPEAKER_01What if you swim? They can't track you.
SPEAKER_00No, they will wait. Okay, but I'm assuming we got a big enough body of water, you can just how how fast can you get out of a out of a pool?
SPEAKER_01I think I can get out of a pool like faster than they can fly? Under two seconds. Wait, okay, we're talking a pool. There's not much ground to track. I'm thinking like a lake.
SPEAKER_00Because like most of the time you get attacked by bees, you're at a lake. If you're if you're messing with killer bees, it's over. Okay, no killer bees, fine.
SPEAKER_01Killer bees are out the picture. Uh I'm thinking like yellow jacket wasp, wasp, bumblebee.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I would.
SPEAKER_01And they just well, they would only sting you once and then Wasps can go forever.
SPEAKER_00Really?
SPEAKER_01Wasps and yellow jackets sting forever.
SPEAKER_00Um I'm gonna fight the gun-bearing bear. Okay. Yeah, it's fair. I was I choose the bear too.
SPEAKER_01I just wanted you to choose the I'm gonna knife fight with the bear. Oh my gosh, that's dangerous. He'll only have one smack and you're just slashed. Like a ragdoll.
SPEAKER_00He just like smacks me across the face and go into a tree.
SPEAKER_01Or a Gabriel printed tree.
SPEAKER_00The Gabriel printed tree. Your arms are like awkward. It's just arms, and then you just see a long line going all the way down in the trunk. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_01Wait.
SPEAKER_00What? Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions? Ooh. Or tattoos that spontaneously appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
SPEAKER_01Whoa, wait, one of those sounds terrible. It's like hydrogen bomb versus a million dollars. Like, I think I'd rather have the tattoos.
SPEAKER_00Okay, but think about it. What if you did something super embarrassing and then you have ink on you?
SPEAKER_01Hoodie. Hoodie? Yeah. What if it's on your face? Okay, what if what if you're talking to someone who's like a special person? What if you're talking to a disabled guy and he's really pissing you off and you just turn red and you're like, no, I'm not mad at all. And he's like, oh my yick you are.
SPEAKER_00What if you just turn like rainbow? Whenever you're feeling like gay.
SPEAKER_01Guys, I swear the grinder allegations will be one.
SPEAKER_00Whenever you're feeling in love, you just like turn into rainbow. It's so embarrassing. What would what would okay? What would your colors be for each of your emotions?
SPEAKER_01Anger is red, sadness is blue, disgust is green. Inside out. Um, anxiety is orange, fear is purple, joy is yellow.
SPEAKER_00I mean, those are pretty safe colors to put on emotions. I would make all of mine like pastel colors. Okay, I don't think you can customize your. No, I can. This is Sims 4.
SPEAKER_01I still choose the tattoos though. It's like imagine, like, yeah, no, I just fought a bear yesterday and someone's like, yeah, something like really freaky the day before, and it's just on your body.
SPEAKER_00I wear a hoodie. What if it's on your face?
SPEAKER_01Okay, well, I have COVID, guys. I'm wearing a mask. You just wear shysti of the word. I was gonna say it's like why are you wearing a shisty? Oh, COVID. The hauntivirus, bro. You can't be too scared of that hentivirus.
SPEAKER_00It's just every time you contract it, you're just like immediately like like wanting to watch hentai. Like you can't stop. It's nasty. You're just like sitting in front of your TV and you can't move. P you died from hentivirus. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't you dare. Don't. I already did all my bobs.
SPEAKER_01Sorry, guys. God. I was gonna pop my fingers and I can't do it. I'm a failure. I'm I fail under pressure. Failure. Oh my gosh, dude. Oh, I love would you rather questions, dude.
SPEAKER_00They're so much fun.
SPEAKER_01Do you have any crazy like hypotheticals? Do you? Um sorry, it was a it was like a I only bee with her. You know the I only be with her. You know that clip? No. Oh my gosh. Whatever. We'll cut that out. Oh my gosh. Wait, hold on. Let me we're we're we're cutting this out after the long silence, anyways. I I want to ask you. I saw one on TikTok last night and I wanted to ask you so badly. Um hypothetical, I'm sure I'll see it. They're not like would you rather though?
SPEAKER_02Redfish, blue fish, yellowfish.
SPEAKER_01See, like, like, okay, that that sparked my uh my okay, and so yeah, no, crazy hypotheticals. So, like, like for example, like, would you rather have like a million dollars right now, cash, no taxes, or would you rather be able to speak any language? Million dollars. Are you serious?
SPEAKER_00Million dollars.
SPEAKER_01You know how much money you could make speaking every language? You could be like a a personal translator for the UN. How much are you making a million dollars?
SPEAKER_00I mean, eventually you'll make more than a million dollars, you know? I want a million dollars right now. Okay, I got a transmission to people guys on the way here.
SPEAKER_01We were driving and then like we're going like 20 miles an hour, and you're like a and he's going like 19 miles an hour.
SPEAKER_00I was like, I was like, what the hell is happening? Oh my gosh. It was horrifying, and then I like parked and it fixed itself. Guess where we parked? Daycare. It was a learning center. Dropping gauge off at the daycare. I think I feel like we looked so.
SPEAKER_01A beat-up car with two young adult men stopping in a learning center while they're out there. Beat up car? How dare you? It's not like it's how dare you. Dude, you saw the cars in that parking lot. There was like Mercedes's in there, and there was like that was like a rich people daycare.
SPEAKER_00That was not a rich people daycare.
SPEAKER_01Did you see the cars on the I saw a G3R?
SPEAKER_00I saw the ribs on the wheels of those cars.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Okay, that was rude. You're not a beat up car. My I would describe my car as a beat-up car. I like like I think it's mine. If it's not a GT3RS, it's a beat up car, bro.
SPEAKER_00Like, I don't know. I like my car to me is a beat up car. I'm just like driving a Camaro. You're like, this is trash. Like, this is fucking shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sorry, I don't mean to call your car a beat up car. I'm just very like, if it's not like, you know, like Ooh, a Lexus IS350 or like a Nissan Skyline or like Wanda Civic R. It's less like, you know, beat up car to me. Because it's just like, I don't want to dox like, oh, Nissan Ultima. Like, you know, like I don't I don't remember what you drive. I don't um just for context, sorry. I think it's a Centra. Are you telling me not to pop and you're popping? Yeah, because screw you. Okay, chat. I'm farting the mic now.
SPEAKER_00We'll have to censor that. Um can't get that for free. But why do you have a uh you want to tell them about um the me sending you the audio?
SPEAKER_01Yes, I do. I have a bone to pick with you.
SPEAKER_00I'm not an asshole. I just sound really mean in this in this text or something.
SPEAKER_01If you want a glimpse into how he treats me on a daily basis, listen to this. This is not this is propaganda. We were on the phone talking about editing episodes one and two, and he's in his usual mood that he's always in. He's being so rude to me. Oh my god. I can hear the anger in his voice when he says this to me. We're on the phone. And I told him, he says, Hey, did you start editing episode two yet? And I said, I said, No, you never sent me the audio. And he was like, he looked at me, he's like, and I quote, he balled up his fists, threatened to punch me, and then said, This is real. This part's actually real. He quotes, No, shut up. This is the problem. You never check your texts. And he never even sent me the one. He told me you never check your text. This is the problem.
SPEAKER_00I meant it in a joking way. And he was so rude about it. But over text, it probably sounded like not over text.
SPEAKER_01No? It was over the phone. Because you said there's no proof of it happening, but it was over because it was over the phone.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I meant I meant it in a joking way, but the way it sounded over the phone, it's probably like really, really assholes.
SPEAKER_01That's what I would say if I was trying to make myself look good. He was so rude. He he treats me like that. Y'all saw the bruise I had the last episode? Yeah. Not from me.
SPEAKER_00No one saw it. I covered it up pretty well.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_01It's a glimpse into our personal life.
SPEAKER_00He beats me. And he likes it. What? What? What?
SPEAKER_01You got another Family Guy clip where it like floats. What?
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_01Oh, I love it. Dude, Family Guy is funny. I'm so sorry. I go through phases where I think, like, oh, that's stupid, and oh that's hilarious. No, Family Guy's peak. It's so funny. It's so funny. It has. I mean, when you have like 700 seasons, there's gonna be some unfunny times. Yeah, you're gonna like run out of run out of episode ideas. But then eventually it comes back.
SPEAKER_00It's like Disney movies.
SPEAKER_01So oh who said that? Who said that? Do you think that Disney is running itself into the ground making like Tor Story 5 and you know Moana 3 and Frozen 4 and just like nothing original anymore?
SPEAKER_00I was an extra in Zombies 4. So Yeah, I've never heard of Zombies 4. Yeah, yeah, and they're making a fifth one. So um like I agree. I agree that it like they're they're they're just running out of ideas and they're ruining franchises, like ruining them.
SPEAKER_01So they really are, dude. It's so upsetting to see, and like it's not even just Disney at this point. I think Disney owns Marvel, don't they?
SPEAKER_00Millions of people love Disney.
SPEAKER_01Just like hire people who have a fresh take on movies, right? Like it's like instead of okay, one thing that really irks me is instead of making Ariel black, why don't you just make Princess and the Frog 2? Or why don't you make another Princess and the Frog S movie? Because that movie was great, yeah, and it was like the New Orleans culture, and it was like it was so awesome, and they just forget about that, but just like make this white character black now. Like that is so like disrespectful, that's so stupid, in my opinion.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and they think that they're like catering to but they would never make Tiara white.
SPEAKER_01No, no, if they yeah, that would be terrible. So it's like the same thing, anyways. Did you say Tiara instead of Tiana?
SPEAKER_00Tiana, oh yeah, it's a tiara. I didn't, I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_01I had to call you out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we can't have another movie. I haven't seen the movie in like forever. Um wait. Speaking of fresh takes on movies, obsession yet, was fantastic.
SPEAKER_01That's all you're allowed to say. I haven't seen it yet.
SPEAKER_00No, I know. No spoilers, no spoilers, but like it was just such a fresh idea on horror. Like, me and my cousin went to watch it and we walked out of that theater, like, what the hell did we just watch?
SPEAKER_01Like, how is the same project help marry in a good way, of course?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, it was just like the entire there's like no jump scares, the entire movie is just unsettling, like the entire the entire time you're just uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_01I've heard it's really good, but I I I was gonna see it, but then it was Spurs game seven, and I would rather watch that. Really? Jack goes Spurs. Really? By the time this episode's out, Spurs will have won the finals. They will have. Yeah. Yeah. Go Spurs. I don't think that's their look.
SPEAKER_00Go Spurs, Hootie Who.
SPEAKER_01Um, but yeah, uh, speaking of racy text, hootie who reminds me of the beans and toast thing. Bane. I'm so sick. No, okay, chat. So I gotta start saying, Chat, oh my gosh. So you were just wrong again. I feel like it's more than that though.
SPEAKER_00Because I asked I asked Chad GPT and it was like, Oh, AI. I love me some AI.
SPEAKER_01Believe everything AI says, guys.
SPEAKER_00Guys, we are actually AI. Start eating spaghetti like Will Smith AI. We just start drinking hella water. We just like can't stop drinking water. They're like, man, like they're just ripping through this water. I wonder why. Gallons and gallons. He's like in like a hamster cage water jug. By the time his episode is over, there's like stacks of like gallon gallon water jugs.
SPEAKER_01Dude, I have a bone to pick with AI. This guy over here uses it for everything. He asks AI how to brush his teeth. Dude, I didn't know you were supposed to brush it for two minutes. No, like actually, though, like you can't believe what AI tells you. There was a guy um who went crazy and he was like talking about shooting up his work, and he would tell AI about it, and AI was like, you're so not. You know how ChatGPT is like, you're so real for saying that. And most people would actually support you. Like, you know how AI has like those no you can say, like, I cheated on my girlfriend and she's mad at me. It's like you're so real for that. Honestly, it's not even cheating, you're just looking out for yourself first. Like, you know how AI always says that crap?
SPEAKER_00Dude, Willa looks through my ChatGPT problems. I can't like can't tell AI.
SPEAKER_01Dude, you you gotta stop using AI.
SPEAKER_00Like, I genuinely hate it so much. Okay, I use ChatGPT and TikTok more than I use Google.
SPEAKER_01That's not good. That's like that's like that's like OG back in the day. Wikipedia is not a reliable source. Now it's ChatGPT and TikTok. Speaking of, I noticed myself sometimes using TikTok over Google now, and it's scary because like I use it, I use it to look up everything. It's so easy to spread misinformation. Well, I'm gonna do AI.
SPEAKER_00I just like am such a visual person, so I think that's why I do it.
SPEAKER_01The only times that I caught myself using TikTok to find something instead of Google was like I had to replace the battery on my motherboard once, and I used TikTok because that's like a video. Um, and then like there was something with my graphics card not coming out correctly, um, and someone on TikTok, excuse me, someone on TikTok, there's like a a button you have to press, and I couldn't get it with my finger, and I thought I was gonna break it, and then someone used a chopstick and it pressed easy, and I was like, I have chopsticks. So, like in cases like that, sure, but if it's like relationship advice or if it's like you know, something that is more chat GPT to be interpreted, do not use chat GPT.
SPEAKER_00How do I tell my wife we're going through a divorce?
SPEAKER_01You're so real for thinking that she shouldn't expect you to be the breadwinner.
SPEAKER_00First, first, tell the kids that they that she hates them.
SPEAKER_01Get the kids on your side for the channel. Make sure to let the kids know that she's in the wrong and you're thinking for yourself. You are allowed to be on a you wanted to tell them the truth first. So, like, what in what cases do you use AI, like realistically? Because I could just be flaming you for no reason. Uh, like, if I'm like this is court, by the way.
SPEAKER_00This is court and I'm all on record. I'm your honor. This is your honor. In my uses of Chad GBT, um I usually come up with marketing ideas. Um like if I if I like put in a prompt, I'll like ask Chad GBT to like destroying that water. Kind of like make something and then I'll build off of that. I don't use it like I don't use straight AI.
SPEAKER_01That like I understand that, and I used to do that, but that destroys your natural creativity. I think that's why I'm so stupid. Is that why you thought racy meant racist? Probably, dude.
SPEAKER_00Like, actually, I probably why you didn't know what season it was.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, that's because I dropped out of college. You don't learn seasons till college. Um, no, like I I've noticed when I was using AI more frequently, um, I wasn't creative at all. I had no like motor skills, I think. Like I couldn't think for myself. I feel like Jeffy. I see what I saw, um, I saw a clip of someone in a Reddit thread for some AI bot, and they said, and I quote, he said, I'm having a lot of fun with this AI, but I'm running out of prompt ideas. They should make an AI prompt generator to where it generates prompts for you. And that's just you're sitting there like a chud clicking AI generating AI prompts for you. Like, it's dangerous. Dude, you know, in Wally, how everyone's so fat and they're just watching ads and like zooming around. Yeah, like that's where we're headed. Like, actually, that's where we're headed.
SPEAKER_00No, like genuinely, that's where we're going to be.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and I don't like that at all. I guys, if you are listening to this and you use AI, try to just wean off of it.
SPEAKER_00It's the hentai virus, bro.
SPEAKER_01I know, man. You gotta stop using AI for that.
SPEAKER_00They just couldn't put hentai in that movie, so they just put out their shit.
SPEAKER_01We gotta stop talking about that. Oh my gosh. That's we always have some crazy subject going on. Whether it's can't be boring, canceling ourselves, talking about crazy text. Yeah, I would love to send a racist text to my boss because he would like it.
SPEAKER_00I didn't say I would love it because he'd like it. Guys, go back to the last episode. He was talking about how he loves it. That is not what I was talking about. No, you you did say your boss would be like, yeah, Your Honor objection. Overall. This is slander. That's defamation, actually. Oh, defamation.
SPEAKER_01No slander? Defamation's lying about someone.
SPEAKER_00Oh knowingly lying. Slander is talking shit. That's what you're doing.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm I'm spreading defamation because that's like knowingly spreading false truth. You're never mind, I can't say that. No, say it. I can't say it on the pod. Sounded like it started with an R.
SPEAKER_00No. I was gonna say you're about to spread those legs, but like we're audio listeners. We're gonna cut.
SPEAKER_01And we're back.
SPEAKER_00And we're back. Uh I'm drinking my locomotive monster. Oh my gosh, you and your train, bro. Me and my train monster. My monster train, my white monster. This is our fake fast food collabs. Our fake fast food collabs. Uh, so we chose uh fast food restaurant and something that they collaborated with. I chose Taco Bell and Duolingo. Um no, I'm good. Um, Taco Bell and Duolingo. Um, so you take your order, but as you're taking your order, you're practicing a language, and with each question you get wrong, they just add more and more hot sauce to your order.
SPEAKER_01You have to use it too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's so good. You have to eat it. Like, it's like it's funny. And you know, like how like the Instagram for like Duolingo is like the most cursed thing ever. Like it's the most not serious. Like, like if you like don't eat it, then they'll like dox you on their Instagram. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_01And then everyone's thirsting over the purple haired car.
SPEAKER_00Your home, your your IP address, like everything.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh wait, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I thought you were gonna go the route of like Duolingo collabs with certain fast food places. So Taco Bell, you have to order in Spanish for the Duolingo meal.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, no, it's like it's like if you get like three questions wrong, you get like five things of Diablo. My gosh.
SPEAKER_01Heck that. Okay, guys, I have one of them is Quippy, and one of them. Oh, okay. You already know about the McJustice, so I'm gonna do the other one. Okay. So, guys, this is a McDonald's collab, and it's called the McLaren. And they say that you're getting a real McLaren, and it's only $25,000 for a McLaren, and everyone's so hype about it, everyone's talking about it, so everyone's going to buy the McLaren, but it's really just an overpaid trip to Laren in the Netherlands, which could have been like $10,000 max. Oh my god, how did people come up with that? Um, because I'm so quippy and smart. I feel like you used AI. Nope. I promise you on everything I didn't. Where'd your water go? You got a lot less water than normal. No, Laren, I think it's called, I think it's pronounced Laren, but it's like you know, I played a lot of no, it's it's spelled like Laren like McLaren. Um, but like I know a lot of like niche Netherland towns, like niche Uh.
SPEAKER_00I was about to say, did you like search up Netherland towns?
SPEAKER_01Um no, it's just like a lot of the Counter-Strike content creator base is EU, not an A. And like they just have like niche, like like I think on like an episode of like Dima Wall Hacks. He doesn't actually wall hack, but his name's Dima.
SPEAKER_00I'd be so pissed if I spent $25,000 and tripping to McLaren.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you think, oh my gosh, $25,000 on McLaren? It's like McDonald's wrapped okay. Yeah. And it's just like, oh, trip to the Netherlands. Yeah, the other one was the McJustice, and it was a big justice club. Okay, okay, next. Oh my gosh. But yeah, guys, I I'm so mad at him for being rude to me on the phone. It's not the first time, it's just the only time he allowed me to speak of. Cry about it. I will. I'm gonna cry on the podcast. Zoom in on my tears.
SPEAKER_00We just like edit like a falling tear.
SPEAKER_01Just put a poorly drawn Snapchat blue line on my face. Oh my gosh, dude.
SPEAKER_00Um yeah.
SPEAKER_01I mean, we could go a little bit longer. We could we could think of more things to say. There's gonna be a lot of editing for you. I'm so sorry. I hate you.
SPEAKER_00I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's okay.
SPEAKER_01Um I actually have something. Okay. Okay. So I wanna go back into a topic that we I think last episode we touched on it, but then we instantly segueed out of it. So, like, we were talking about luxury brands, and I don't know if my opinion's changed in the last couple weeks or not, but we were talking about like, oh yeah, you're just paying. For the brand name, like I'll wear whatever, but there are some luxury brands that I would actually just like wear all the time, and I like I would love to have if I could afford it. Like do you so like there's a lot of like like Hellstar and like Spider, like SP5 D E R, and like kind of like essentials-esque clothes, it's like technically just streetwear, like FTP stuff like that. It's super expensive, and there's other niche brands that exist that I love, but like it's way too expensive. I could never buy it. But if I was like a top 10 streamer, you would definitely see me wearing it. And I feel like I need to preface. I chan there's like a metal piece on the mic, and I just like zoomed in like 0.5. Do you see it? Oh my god. Um, but yeah, no, I would definitely like wear some super expensive, probably not worth it, clothes. Like, would you have you? I would not really. I like my baggy European clothes. You do dress very European. Yeah. European. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00European.
SPEAKER_01I'm a pee in everywhere. No, I just think like I'm really big into fashion. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I've I used to work at Zoomies and I would overpay for clothes there all the time.
SPEAKER_00Big in fashion.
SPEAKER_01But like, oh my gosh, one of my favorite things ever was deciding what I'm gonna wear to work. Because it's just like you get to dress out and people compliment your clothes all the time and say, I want to dress out.
SPEAKER_00I'm like gonna wear my security outfit or my security outfit.
SPEAKER_01Uh, you used to work security at that mall. What are you gonna do?
SPEAKER_00How I met you. Yeah, now we met. And you uh you uh took a picture with Baylon Levine.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh, and the security fit. We tried pranking Baylon Levine's dad, and he's just a seasoned veteran to pranks.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like went down a rabbit hole of like all of his Instagram reels recently, watched every single one of them.
SPEAKER_01He does a lot of reposting old clips, but it's it's works so well because he was hilarious back in the day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big Baylon Levine glazer, I guess. How did he get all of his followers from like TikTok? So uh technically, I'm pretty sure Balin Levine was one of the first people. I wouldn't say he copied Danny Duncan, but Balin Levine was one of the first people to successfully do the similar things that Danny Duncan was doing. And, you know, just like take a camera, go outside and mess with people. And it was kind of that like 2018, 2019 era of it I wouldn't I'm not gonna say like raw pranks, but like you could you could go to Walmart and climb on top of the freezers and have a lightsaber battle, and it's not like you know, people aren't gonna think you're stupid, people are gonna think it's hilarious. Yeah, and you know, he started posting on YouTube, and this was before like clips were really popular. Like you could post that stuff on YouTube, and then eventually enough people hear about it, and then you're big. Um, and now obviously, like TikTok clips are the meta for for any type of content creation. But no, Balen was one of the first ones to jump on that because you know Danny Duncan, you know, Danny Duncan's in his 30s. No, he's old. People are getting old. People that we grew up with get old. Gosh, guys, I don't know if anyone else relates to this, but a lot of people you are. I called my mom old yesterday. Oh my gosh, he fumbled so hard. I I tried to save it too.
SPEAKER_00So funny. Oh my gosh. Bro, Gage was like trying so hard to like keep me from like falling off the train track.
SPEAKER_01He looked at his mom and she she she played tennis and he said, Oh, for your age, you're really fit.
SPEAKER_00And she was like, She was like, My age? I was like, No, no, no, no, no. I was saying, like, people your age like are not as fit as you. And then uh I told Gage it was because she ate my parents.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, yeah, he's adopted and she ate his parents, and she's got the athletic capability of three people, the endurance of three people. Yeah, so no, he was like she's a witch. He he started guessing numbers, and I just like guessed numbers 10 years lower than him, and she was like, Yeah, him. Oh my gosh. Anyways, so many people from my graduating class are getting married and having his. Oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, I thought it was weird until I mean, like, of course, I'm a wonderful girlfriend, and like I have so many girls that I talk to as well. Yeah, I mean, like, uh, I had my my young dumb and 20. Like little This guy got a round. Yeah. Um, but uh but yeah, it like I I do get it. We are getting older, but it's so like normalized now for like people to get married young.
SPEAKER_01I know. Yeah, dude, you should have seen back in the 1930s, bro. People were getting married at 15. You remember that? You you were there?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I was there. You're so old now. Dude, I watched it all.
SPEAKER_01No, I remember like I I'm a big history buff. We were talking about this the other day. Um, like back in the day, like pre-technology, like people were getting married at like 15 and 16. Did you know that? Like, I'd say people are getting married way older. This is a different time. Yeah, I wish I was in that time. Not not like that. Okay, that sounds so bad. Oh, yo, that sounds so bad. Put that. No, because that's so out of context. That's so out of context.
SPEAKER_00Oh my gosh. I'll cut it out, don't worry. I mean that's you can leave it. You can leave it. It's all getting cut.
SPEAKER_01No, you can leave it because I I do wish I was in that time, but like I kind of I want to grow up without technology. I want to know what that's like. Like, screw screw AI.
SPEAKER_00I could have just said grown up in the 1980s. Okay, but like, no, there was technology. Dude, parties in the 1980s must have been insane because there was like enough technology to like like send invites around, but people like wouldn't be on their phones or like get a picture or anything. Maybe a pager, yeah. Yeah, parties at the 1980s must have been like wild.
SPEAKER_01Like, I've always said I think the perfect time to be born was when my dad was born, 1977. I wish I was born with your dad. Wow. Oh my godsome guy. Wait, I mean, wait, what's that one Instagram gift? He's like, I mean, I guess. Like, I guess.
SPEAKER_00Dude, Willow sent me that last night. She was like, she was like, I'm pinching my nose right now. I was like, What do you mean? She sent me that. Yeah, I was like, is that the I guess bro meme? She was like, that's not what I meant. I was like, that's what that is. Yeah, that's exactly what that is. She's like super pissed off. He's like, I guess. Dude, dude, I made her so mad last night. She was in the doghouse. I was low-key rage baiting her, but it's okay. Happens. Well, guys, I mean the yeah. Oh my god, dude. I just ripped the game. This is a non-ventilated room.
SPEAKER_01There's a bin right there. And a giant one right there in the other third.
SPEAKER_00Thank God. Anyways. We can cut that. Anyways, y'all. Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode.
SPEAKER_01I hope this one was this one was kind of all over the place.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I think it's more fun that way. We'll be we'll be more organized. Kind of. No, we won't. No, we won't. It's okay. I love it like this. Yeah. Everybody's asking me, like, what kind of podcast are you? I think we're like kind of like an improv. Improv podcast. That's such a good way to word it. There's no like like category that we're stuck in, you know.
SPEAKER_01Every single time someone's asked me, I just say it's like a dude, bro. Just like two guys sitting down talking. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it's like this is y'all getting to know us. Yeah. And like us getting to know you guys as viewers. So that's why you guys gotta like comment and like stuff, so we can like get to know you.
SPEAKER_01We want to know you as much as you're hearing about us. Yeah. Because you're hearing a lot.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. All right, y'all. Well, thank you so much. Uh, we will catch you in two weeks with episode four.
SPEAKER_01Thank you guys for tuning in. Every one of our listeners, you're awesome. Even if it's like, you know, a small group of people, what whatever it'd be 150, 30, 20. We're growing. Imagine 20 people in this room. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. And eventually we'll we'll get up there. So but I appreciate you guys. Appreciate you. Appreciate you guys. Appreciate you. Bye. Bye.
SPEAKER_02Mink.