Dino Nuggies
Two friends navigate the media consumed world while telling stories of their lives, making your day one episode at a time
Dino Nuggies
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Uh episode four. Welcome back to Dino Nuggie's podcast.
SPEAKER_01Welcome back, guys.
SPEAKER_02I have to tell you something about my friend's dog. Really? Um yeah, I've been like saving this one in a chamber for episode. Um I went to my friend's house. Right. I'm not gonna dox my friend, but so he has this talk where every time I come over, like the dog gets so excited, just pisses itself every fucking time on on the hardwood floor. Like I come in and it just starts peeing. Like, it's it's nuts. And like I I I was like, what is wrong with your dog? And he's like, it just happens every time. And I'm like, there's no way to fix it. It's just like tiny little wiener dog, and it is just so it gets so excited. Like, whenever it gets really excited, it just pees everywhere. Cats are so much better than dogs, dude.
SPEAKER_01Uh no. I mean, cats are awful. I love cats so much. Really? Cats are like chat guys. If you don't know, I'm such a cat person, it's crazy. Um, I just like cats, they clean themselves. They know they're already like, if you have a litter box, they're probably trained off rip. Um, yes, certain cats will just like spray your shoes or something to mark their territory, but like you can get cats that don't do that. You can get cats that are like hypoallergic type. I don't know if that's the right word to use, but hypoallergenic. Yes, hyperallergic. Like ones that you're not allergic to. You can get a haircut.
SPEAKER_02Well no, like I love cats. I'm just so allergic to them that I just don't want to like die.
SPEAKER_01I guess, dude. This guy's allergic to everything. Tumor, cats, what's the next one?
SPEAKER_02I'm also allergic to dogs, but like, um I that's why we have Charlie. He's hypoallergenic. Um my Charlie, but not as great as Charlie. Yeah, my my buddy Zach, he has a dog. His name is Don Julio, so we call him DJ. Um and so like human-name.
SPEAKER_01I mean, Don Julio, yeah. You have like a lot of human-named dogs in your life. Don Julio is not a human name. First name Don, last name Julio. Don Julio. Who do you think made the drink? Don Julio. Don Julio's a dog. Guys, this guy's full of misinformation. You said Don Julio's not a name. You know, how many people do you know named Donald? That's Don. Last name Julio? I don't know anyone named Donald except for president. No more old people.
SPEAKER_02Donald's an old man. Donald Duck. Donald Duck. Oh crap, I did forget about Donald. Donald Duck. Can you do a good Donald Duck impression? Nope. Do it right now.
SPEAKER_01I nope. Just start spitting into the mic. Guys, send one galaxy and I'll do a Donald Duck impression. Hey Chad, welcome back to a stream.
SPEAKER_02We're looking for a galaxy right now. Dude, we should do a live stream. Oh my god. We should one day book for three hours and then just like do like episode and then a live stream episode. The audio would be so confusing to set up. It would. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Anyways, welcome back. Episode four, baby. Are we gonna have anything for the episodes specifically? What do you mean? You know, just like something like episode four. What's your favorite thing that revolves around four? Name a four out of ten movie. We've we were gonna do this. We didn't do it for episode three, sorry guys. A four out of ten movie? Yeah. What do you have in mind?
SPEAKER_02A four out of ten movie for me would be like. I have one. What's yours? Backrooms.
SPEAKER_01Backrooms? Backrooms would see it? Yes. What? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Backrooms, I'm so sorry to tell you guys. Most of you actually do agree, because I've I talked to my chat about it. Backrooms was a four out of ten movie, I'm so sorry to say. Backrooms was just so just mid, and everyone was expecting so much out of it. But like I was never big on the backrooms, anyways.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, and just I I saw it and it was leaked on YouTube, actually. Really? So I saw it for free, thankfully, I didn't waste money on it. Damn. It's just like the villain is mediocre, the story's mediocre, there's one scene that's really weird, and it's not even like, oh, that's unsettling and cool. It's just actually weird. Okay. And it's just boring. I'm so sorry. Like you can I I've seen movies that aren't my favorite, but you can tell it's not boring. Yeah. This one's just boring.
SPEAKER_02A four out of ten movie for me would be Um Monster in Paris. It's just like kids' movie. And it was always like weird to me. Um, but like I can't I like if I'm thinking of a four out of ten movie, I'm thinking like a bad movie. Yeah. Like, I can't really think of many bad movies. Velveteen Rabbit, like, I loved it when I was a kid, but if I saw it now, like I'd just be like, I mean, it catered to you as a kid though. Yeah, and I think that's why. I can't think of like a like a four out of ten adult movie.
SPEAKER_01Um coms in mind of four to ten?
SPEAKER_02No, I haven't seen many rom-coms, but if I have seen one, they've always been pretty good. Hey, ChatGPT, what's a good four out of ten? Alright, bro. I'm keeping my water.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna dog on this guy until he stops using ChatGPT.
SPEAKER_02It's so helpful. Okay, so it's not, bro. I think I talked about this last episode, but I am going back to school. I just did my orientation um yesterday, uh, did it online and all that, um, completed my application process and all that. And like I was like, I was thinking, I was like, I was like, I cannot use ChatGPT for schooling because like I need to actually learn something. Yeah. I feel like if I did ChatGPT for school, I just wanted to have like the drive and the ethic to like completely.
SPEAKER_01Not at all. And I'm telling you, bro, the second you do it one time, doing an assignment without ChatGPT is gonna be a thousand times harder. So don't don't even do it once. I made that mistake, guys. I used to be an avid Chat GPT user. I would use it for everything, I would talk to it for fun. And it was bad. It was so it's so bad for you as a person. I've noticed just like I I think that I'm a lot smarter as a person since I stopped using AI. And I'm like actually like as much as I do joke about like, oh, don't use it, yada yada yada, it is actually terrible.
SPEAKER_02It is, and like it it's like media, so like a lot of our podcast conversations revolve around media, and I think it's so important because like a lot of people know it's bad for you, but like people just don't know how bad. We like our jobs are social media, like that's like that's how we like that's what we're doing, that's what we're wanting to do. And like I study analytics on like Instagram and TikTok and all that. I study them. Um because like if you study it, you really know just like how long people are staying. What's up?
SPEAKER_01I was gonna say, speaking of the analytics, I think our podcast TikTok is shadow banned right now. Because within eight hours of posting the clip from episode two, we got 30 views. And if it doesn't have 200 yet, that normally means you're shadow banned.
SPEAKER_02Did you do the account check? I haven't yet. I'll show you how to do that. Yeah. We'll get into it. Um, but like seeing how long people stay, like the the like attention span, awful. Um people's attention span's terrible. Yeah, we did cover that. Like attention span is awful nowadays. Like, and we also talked about like in last episode we talked about like people using TikTok and ChatGPT's Google. Um, people are like taking so much misinformation. I'm I'm taking misinformation, and like sometimes I catch myself, like I'm like, I'm like talking to someone about it, and in my head, I'm like, is that really true? Like, I never double checked.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Um a lot of people see something on TikTok. It's it's I feel like misinformation's really bad on TikTok where people see one guy talking about it with good lighting and think, yeah, that's real.
SPEAKER_02Well now, like I was talking to my aunt about this. People like are becoming like self-reporters, like doing their own news stuff on social media. Like, you'll see a person on New York Times, right? An actual reporter, someone who actually does news and makes sure everything is concrete, solid. They have like 2,000 followers. You follow someone on like Instagram that's like a media reporter by themselves and they have millions of followers, they could spread misinformation to millions of people and no one would know. Like, because they don't have the credits, like you know?
SPEAKER_01I don't mean to get political here, yeah. But I wouldn't say that every news source makes sure they're concrete.
SPEAKER_02I'm I'm I'm that that that's true. But like, would you rather listen to someone on the news or some guy on social media?
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I'd rather listen to someone on the news.
SPEAKER_02And that's the problem.
SPEAKER_01I don't I don't think that I would listen to someone on social media either, though. I think that I would rather me personally, I'd rather do my own research because you never know, someone on a big news outlet, they could be getting paid so much money by who knows who. Yeah. And they could be getting paid to say whatever, whether it is true, but they're i I think the big news outlets, it's not that they're spreading misinformation, it's that they're not spreading the important information. And then people online are just wrong.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01So it's like it's like garbage versus trash, you know. Yeah. Like I would rather do my own research and try and find what I deem reputable online. I've dude, I've I'm really good at reading articles now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um you know, just I I I hate to get political, and I won't say anything too political, but I've been doing a lot of my own research more recently. Yeah. Homework, do your research. Don't be like TikTok is not research.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, don't be just like saying shit just to like because you saw it once somewhere. Um like you gotta you gotta make sure you have stuff like that backs you up that's like actually concrete.
SPEAKER_01Um You know, one thing a lot of people fall into is they see all these conspiracies going around, and they'll they'll believe one conspiracy, and then they think to themselves, oh, this conspiracy is true. Oh wait, can you put the headphones on the couch? Yeah, sorry. Um they'll they'll see one conspiracy and they'll think, okay, that makes sense. And then they'll get more conspiracies on their feet, and then they just go down this deep rabbit hole of believing everything they see, and then there's this person who's deep in the conspiracies thinking, like, oh yeah, all these conspiracies are real, and you're dumb because you're just listening to the news. Yeah. But then it's so ironic because they're doing the same thing. They see one conspiracy on Instagram and say, oh, this is the opposite of what they think, so it's true.
SPEAKER_02If you could spread one fake conspiracy, what would it be?
SPEAKER_01A fake conspiracy? Yeah. So this is not one that exists. Yeah, no. Okay. This is a fake conspiracy that doesn't exist. I would say you know, people say, it's it's everyone's talking about it. I heard through the grapevine. There's like an underground society of moles, and they really run the media. And every single news reporter you see, their noses look a little weird, don't they?
SPEAKER_02Dude, like that's what I've been saying. I've been saying this for years. Yeah. Like, there's like you always see the little stars. Yeah. Like if you look really closely, you can see like the little spores sticking out of it.
SPEAKER_01And they'll they'll try and Photoshop it, but then there's like a clip that's missing. And everyone on the news is moles. All like, you know, Donald Trump. His middle name is Mole. It's Donald Mole Trump.
SPEAKER_02They're hiding it in your face. Dude, like literally, it is right there. If you look at it, do your research.
SPEAKER_01If you look at every past present, their middle name is always Mole. And that's a coat of it.
SPEAKER_02Isn't it isn't it crazy? Uh, I've heard. Yeah. I've heard Kim Kardashian, it's a lizard person.
SPEAKER_01Oh, wait, we're supposed to do not real ones.
SPEAKER_02If you if you look really closely, her skin looks a little scaly. Ooh. And she's always nice. Always always wearing long dresses. What do you think's under there? Her tail. Not legs. Her tail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet if I chop that thing right off, it'd grow back.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, Kim Kardashian lost her arm in 1998. Why does she have two arms? Why does she have two arms?
SPEAKER_02She's a lizard. She has to be a lizard. Anyways. That's really fun. So um the last few episodes, I can't remember if we did it for episode three. I don't think so. But um we've been telling you all to him some embarrassing stories. Yes. We have one. Uh we have one from an anonymous person pulling it up right now. Um it's definitely not me. Love this one. No, it's not. Try to make it sound like it is. Uh this is from one of my buddies. I uh Okay, here it is. I was dancing with this girl once at a bar, and I went to spin her, and as I'm spinning her, she looks back at me and she's covered in beer. I unknowingly poured my entire bottle in her hair. Bro, she was soaked. Dude, just imagine. You can't ever go back. No, you you like you like can't speak to her ever again.
SPEAKER_01There's gonna be a poster of him on the wall wanted to realize beer spillers.
SPEAKER_02He forgot to do his shoe chug. Oh, job band.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
SPEAKER_02That was really funny. You know who you are. That is awful. Um I actually do have one very similar.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Um uh This is you? No. I I didn't I don't have permission to tell this story, so they will remain anonymous. Um, someone that I know near and dear, not near and dear, someone that I know. Someone that I hate. Someone that I hate their guy. No, he's so cool. He's so cool. Okay. Okay. He was at a bar with this girl, and or not with this girl. There was that two people I know went together, and one of the guys met this girl, and he was dancing with her, and there's this one song came on where you're I guess you're dancing a little bit closer. I I don't go to bars, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Um I've never been to like a dancing bar. I I line dancing.
SPEAKER_01I think I've been to a bar like twice. And one of them was a dive bar where you could get food.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So, but anyways, they're dancing together, and I think it's more just like music's on and you're dancing with each other and you're getting close, doing a little smoochie smoochie or whatever's going on. And No Room for Jesus. Literally. Um, and then he just like I think he like was too drunk and like leaned up on her too hard, and then he just fell on her. Like he leaned onto her and she lost her footing, and they just fell on each other. And there's a video of it because friend number two was recording, like, oh, look at him go get in his little. And oh my gosh, it was hilarious.
SPEAKER_02That reminded me of that. Dude, imagine like get that getting sent to the group chat. You'll never, you'll never get that off, bro.
SPEAKER_01Like I've seen so many Instagram reels of like parents recording their children doing something very embarrassing, and the comments are full of delete this before his group chat finds continues down the road. Oh my gosh. If my mom recorded, like actually, I'm not gonna speak on that because I have group chats that could just go through. Okay, guys. If any of my friends are listening to, I doubt any of my friends are damn it in your TikTok comments. Yeah, no, I doubt any of my friends are even listening this far into episode four. Yeah. So if anyone goes through my mom's Facebook, I could be screwed. Oh no, same. I think that um it's more gonna be pictures than videos that are embarrassing. But oh my gosh, if you scroll, like you spend an hour scrolling.
SPEAKER_02Dude, like I've gone through so many like weird changes throughout like middle school and high school, bro. Like, I You should see the one phase he made a TikTok about. Stop. You made that TikTok. That was you, and that was not me in the picture. That was not me in the picture. I You should go back. You sent me something to say, and I never knew what the context was, and then you made the video and I was so pissed.
SPEAKER_01Guys, you should have seen the video, Gay Roman.
SPEAKER_02I'm editing this episode, I'll put it on the screen.
SPEAKER_01Do not put it on the screen. We can cut it with the cure.
SPEAKER_02Awful. Um we'll just leave them to interpret. Um, like what uh okay, so speaking of friends, do you have any childhood friends that like you ever wondered like what happened to them? Many. Here, you go first, so I can take a step. So I had this like one childhood friend, uh Lainey Zimmerman. Wow, who actually like in fourth grade convinced me that she was a vampire and I believed the whole thing.
SPEAKER_01Um This guy's he believes everything, bro.
SPEAKER_02Dude, I'm naive, bro. Um but like I like we met in like fifth grade. Uh no, we met in fourth grade and like didn't go to the same I don't remember if we went to the same middle school. Actually, I think we did. Um, but we didn't go to the same high school, didn't talk to her for like years. And then like out of nowhere when I was making music, I hit her up. I was like, hey, do you want to make a music video? We made a music video, never talked to her again. What? I can't I don't know why. I can't remember what Hey Mrs. Zimmerman, want to be in my music video? Yeah, Miss Miss Lainey Zimmerman. Um Laney, if you're listening. Yeah, Laney, if you're listening. Where you been, bro? What you up to? Um, I think she goes to Olmas now. Wow. Good school. Uh but I don't know, I don't know what is going on. Anyways, childhood friends.
SPEAKER_01I have a couple childhood friends that I like never heard about. Um one of them was named, I guess I could say his full name. Um I won't just like full government name? I mean, you just said Laney Zimmerman. I didn't say your middle name. Like, I don't know his male name. Wait, I do know his male. Wow! I had a friend named Mitchell Rice.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01And I would go to his house all the time, and we were like so we were best friends for the longest time. Uh-huh. And then I don't know what happened after like third grade. Like this is childhood, childhood friend. And I think our moms were kind of friends at one point, so they were just like, oh, let's set them up for a play date. They're boys, they'll get along. And we were such good friends, whatever, and then all of a sudden we just stopped hanging out, and I didn't hear anything about him or know anything about him for so long. And then an eight we had an eighth grade field trip where we sat in the same seat on the bus. And we kind of rekindled briefly for three days, and I haven't spoken to him since then. Dang. And I saw I looked him up on Instagram like a week or two ago, actually. Rip Rice. And he plays rugby now. What? American man. Just playing rugby.
SPEAKER_02I know a girl who plays rugby. He goes to UDA actually. Alabama. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Eevee. Eevee, Eevee R Evie Evie Rhodes. She's British. Really? Yeah. British? Goes to Alabama. She's British, is she? She's British. Probably why she plays rugby. Get her to play get her to say bottle of water. Ave, if you're watching this, could you say bottle of water?
SPEAKER_01Avi, you're watching this. Say beer can. Say a beer can in beer can in a British accent and then bacon in the Jamaican accent. Beer can. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Beacon.
SPEAKER_00Bacon. This is brain rot, dude. Dude, like, we were doing that last night. I don't know why it was so funny. Oh my god. It was like hilarious.
SPEAKER_01On the way here, we were making up fake brain rots, and we were like, I said Lamborghini, and it was like la la la Lamborghini.
SPEAKER_02La la la la la Lamborghini.
SPEAKER_01And it's just like tung tung tung tung sahoer. It's like Lamborghini.
SPEAKER_02Lamborghini sounds like Italian brain rot. La la la la Lamborghini.
SPEAKER_01I think Italian brain rot sounds like Lamborghini.
SPEAKER_02I think Italian brain rot sounds like normal words. Yeah, it's just Italian. If you were to add one brain rot word to the dictionary, what would it be? Chopped. Chopped? It's it has to be chopped.
SPEAKER_01I'd probably do huzz. That's a decent one, but chopped is like probably the most like if we're talking like the most used brain rot word, brain rot word today. Chopped is definitely top three.
SPEAKER_02I've heard a recent one. It's apparently like a derogatory turn towards women. But like Floyd's, like female droids. Um apparently that's what it is. Where's the L? Floyd. Fucking Jorge? Floyd, it's a silent silent L. Are you are you meaning like Floyd? No, Floyd's. Floyd's.
SPEAKER_01I think you're just thinking of my man Jorge, Mr. George.
SPEAKER_02No. No, like like it's an actual it's an actual like term that like frat people use.
SPEAKER_01I'm old, man.
SPEAKER_02I'm so old. I've heard it recently, and I was like, what the hell are you talking about? They're like female droids. It's just like basic female women that just like like are like like sorority girls, like just brainless women.
SPEAKER_01Last I heard you just call a girl a valley girl and ended there. Really? Valley girl? Because you know the valley girl is like, how fresh is your fruit? I can't do that. It has to be like, I can't do bottom of the barrel fruit. And then she just drinks like a gallon of alcohol. Bottom of the barrel fruit's bad for my digestion. I can't drink water. I only drink Everclear. It's the same consistency, so it probably works. Water just makes me throw up. Block it. Oh my god, dude. I'd rather strangle myself with an iPhone charger, bro. God.
SPEAKER_02I I hate this. iPhone charger, and then just like stick it in my mouth right before I die.
SPEAKER_01Just You've done that before with me. Ayo! Hey oh, he! Hey! Sorry guys, that was a little image. I'm acting rather rudimentary right now.
SPEAKER_02Last episode I tried like um as I was rewatching it, I tried like making you tried to make you do that multiple times, you just didn't pick up on it. What the AO up top? I was like up top, and you just never said.
SPEAKER_01No, I gave you NUCS like many times. It's not the same. You're not the same.
unknownListen here.
SPEAKER_01I don't like this. I don't like this.
SPEAKER_02You're not the same. No one tell people. Gage. Ever since you started streaming, you've changed.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_01Guys, I'm dropping on my day one. Um you want to do. Oh. I wanted to say something earlier. Um day one. What do I uh guys? This guy's got the most human-named animals. I think that having fun names for animals is so much better than just like a human name. And like, so for example, I I I wouldn't call a cat like, oh, miso tofu.
SPEAKER_03Miso!
SPEAKER_01I think that's like the most like overused a girl named her cat that. Miso. Hungry. Like, there's okay. Hey, hungry, I'm dad. Oh my gosh, dad joke. Up top. Up top. Hey up. There we go. So there's this one streamer named Stable Ronaldo, and his cat's name is Burger. Hilarious. Burger. I think names like that are so. You were showing me that last night, which you yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Ron. But I I think I'm getting a cat. I want a ginger cat. But I I had a I was gonna name my ginger cat Peanut Cat. Ed Sheeran cat. Yeah, what do I? I was gonna name my ginger cat Peanut. But I want a gray cat named Crank. You should oh. You should name your uh orange cat Fireball. No, I'm not naming him an alcohol. That's a rathet.
SPEAKER_02Name Dumble Donald Trump.
SPEAKER_01I'm not why? Because he's orange. That's a human name. That's a human name. Oh no, no, according to you, Don is not a name from a human. Don Julio. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02I think Crink and Peanut are my two cats. I want to name my uh my dog Hydrogen Bomb. Ooh. I'm gonna get a lizard named Hydrogen Peroxide. How many um what's that what's that table? I have tables at home. I don't have a table. I don't own a singular table. We eat on the floor.
SPEAKER_01For some reason I thought you said circular table, not a singular. Oh, I do own a circular table. It does. I was gonna say yes or no.
SPEAKER_02But there's a what what you know the the chemicals, like the table, like I can't remember. Oh the periodic table. Yeah. How many of those can you remember?
SPEAKER_01Kind of a lot, I think. I think I can name more than you.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna name my dog Bromine. Ooh, it's a good one. We should name our pets like Magnesium.
SPEAKER_01Magnesium. This is magnesium and his brother's ink.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna name my parent Mercury.
SPEAKER_01There we go. Can you pop your ankles on command? I can't. Listen, chat. Nope, my listen, guys.
SPEAKER_02Oh that was a good one. He just broke every bone in his body.
SPEAKER_01Poor fella. Poor fella. You know that South Park Cartman clip? He says something and then he just adds poor fella at the end. No. Oh my gosh. I don't even remember it, but it's so funny.
SPEAKER_02Have you seen the guy who like stands on the roof and he's like cursing out his wife and he goes, Old sport?
SPEAKER_00No, he's like pretending to be gap baby.
SPEAKER_02It's so funny. Alright, so that's hilarious.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. What was what were we about a segue into earlier?
SPEAKER_02Oh, um, do you want to do Would You Rather? Yeah. Yeah? Alright. So um you do Yours hunky.
SPEAKER_01Meow, meow. Okay. Meow Meow. Meow, meow. That's a Bojack Horseman reference. Dude, I love Bojack Horseman. Do you remember when like it was a flashback to the Cats family? No. Oh my gosh, you didn't actually watch it in a cat. No, I haven't seen it in like a year. Oh. I haven't seen it in like two years. I watched it last in 2024. We talked about this in episode two I think. Okay. This is our weekly Would You Rather.
SPEAKER_02Would you rather?
SPEAKER_01Okay, so. Would you rather you're being like, so this is like the girl that you're you have to stay with for the rest of time. Okay. Be with a girl who's constantly cheating on you. So terrible for you, treats you worse than you've ever been treated, but nobody believes you, and everyone in the world thinks she's the best person ever. And no, like you can't vent to anybody about you.
SPEAKER_02You cannot use a current situation. She's gonna watch this. In the doghouse part two. Which is not fair.
SPEAKER_01I'm just gonna choose the other option. Oh, here's the other option. That's what's what that's what's bad. Oh, wait. The other this is like trash or a million dollars for you. So guys, the second option is be with a girl who treats you like a slave. She can tell you to get on all fours and bark, like public or at home, the whole nine yards. She just treats you like you're she's you're her bitch, basically. Okay. Um Thanksgiving in public at home, no matter where you are, she's gonna tell you to be. Oh, so she's kinky. Yes, it's like the fetishy type of treating you bad. So you can be you can be at Thanksgiving. Option too. You can be at Thanksgiving and she'd be like, get on all fours, I'm spitting in your mouth. And then like she like bird feeds you the food. And then like everyone just watches you like, didn't know that's do I have to say yes? You have to do whatever she says.
SPEAKER_02I have to agree.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_02You're her slave. Guys, I'm so sorry for whatever you see in the near future. Um I will be choosing option two. Oh my god. What would you choose?
SPEAKER_01I mean, honestly. I think I'd rather choose option one and then just like do whatever she's doing back to her. Like, everyone's gonna think I'm a terrible person. Oh god, that's so toxic. Well, it's not like I'm rude to her. It's just like I'll ignore her whenever I can and like cheat on her and like find a sign find a side, a quote unquote side piece that's like the real main girl. Oh my god. And then like people are gonna be like, oh, you're so terrible for cheating on her. And I'm like, oh, you don't understand. And it's gonna seem like I'm a terrible person, but deep down I know I'm not. Yeah. It's like the age-old question, it's like, okay, this is not the age-old question. Would you rather have to sleep with one of your cousins, but nobody knows about it? Or you don't sleep with one of your cousins, but everyone knows about it. Or everyone thinks you did. I personally am saying I don't do it, but everyone thinks I did, because deep down I know it didn't happen. Might as well get the buns. Wow. I'm kidding. That's kidding, guys. I'm kidding. He had a cousin in his mind when he said that too.
SPEAKER_02Oh no! Oh my god. Um, um, my would you rather? Would you rather this is his weekly would you rather. Uh would you rather everywhere you go constantly shedding pixie dust? Shedding? Shedding. Not shedding. It sounded like you had like a little bit of a insane bowel home. You just like blow up your pants, you just British window. Pixie dust goes everywhere. Constantly shedding pixie dust. Constantly shedding pixie dust. Constantly shedding. So if I like got up from this couch right now, there'd be pixie dust all over where I just sat. It's kind of cool. Or it's like it's like cheap glitter. Or just like stick to every surface. Pixie dust, dude. What? Wait, like Spider-Man? Like Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_01So can I climb? Or am I like stuck? And I'm just like, uh, oh, oh.
SPEAKER_02You I I'm gonna alter this one. You can climb, but like sometimes you just get stuck and it gets really annoying. And you just gonna like like to get out of this, to get off this couch, like the cushions would come with you.
SPEAKER_01I'm definitely being Spider-Man, dude.
SPEAKER_02Spider-Man without the web slingers, I'll just make my own. I'd probably do the the Pixie Dust. It'd be a cool party trick. Just like shake. And being Spider-Man wouldn't be a cool party trick.
SPEAKER_01Hey guys, watch this, jump and grab the stuff.
SPEAKER_02But I feel like it would just like get it's so in my way. Like, and Pixie Dust wouldn't like what I'm thinking is at work sometimes to avoid like running into someone, I'd back up against the wall. If I do that, then I'm just stuck to the wall.
SPEAKER_01Okay, but just don't touch the wall this time. Just be a little bit selfish. Okay, guys, I'm making your cheese. Ignore the pixie dust inside of it. That's gonna be so much more inconvenient.
SPEAKER_02If you guys don't know, I work in the melting pot, and like it's a it's a finer dining experience. Like I make the cheese in front of the table, like you melt the cheese in the pot and everything. Like that would be really annoying. Yeah. I feel like it's just like I don't know.
SPEAKER_01The Spider-Man one is definitely the better option, and you're wrong and I'm right. I guess I guess I'm gonna go with Spider-Man. I guess. So I guess, bro. Oh my gosh. W reference. Um that was two weeks ago.
SPEAKER_02How do you remember that? Dude, I just have a great memory. Um couldn't remember who snapped me.
SPEAKER_01Couldn't remember who was? You couldn't remember who snapped me last night. Couldn't bring that one up.
SPEAKER_02Bro, that was so random. It was not random. That was so random. That was so random. For context, there's this person that we both know, but like we haven't talked about her in forever, alright? And he's like, No, I'm not. We haven't talked about her in forever. So, like, he last night were both on our phones, and he's like, guess who just snapped me? It was such a easy one.
SPEAKER_01So I'm guessing someone who's like close to him. Wait, for context, we were in the same exact spot where that uh a couple weeks prior, we were in the exact spot where I said guess who just added me. And this person was. Why was I supposed to remember that? See, this guy's got terrible memory. You just said, Oh, my memory's all good. No, it's not. That was so it's not.
SPEAKER_02Don't listen to him. You, you, you, you piece of locomotive clubs. You is a good show. I watched like one season. You're an idiot. Well, you watched four episodes of Suits, so I don't want to hear it. Okay, but I've seen all of it through YouTube Shorts. Suits is peak. I've seen so many shows through like Instagram reels and YouTube Shorts. It's like, it's like, do you know what happens in the show? Like, yeah, uh, you haven't even like watched all of it on Netflix. No, I watched all of it on YouTube. Eventually, it's just happened on my feed. Dude, YouTube Shorts, whenever I'm like bored, like crap, it's already been 50 minutes.
SPEAKER_00Major luck.
SPEAKER_01Up top. Guys, he's leaving. Alright, guys. Unfortunately, on the way here, Gabe's car broke down, so I'm running this one solo. Um, if you guys we made a joke that I died. I almost got in a car wreck. And we made a joke that I died, but he still ran the podcast. Dude, this car was so close to hitting me. They were over the double yellow, and I had to swerve a little bit. And it was scary. R.I.P. Gage. Anyways, welcome back to Dino Knights. This episode's dedicated to Gage, who passed away. Anyways, thank you for Raid Shadow Legends for watching this episode. You're the greatest guys. Make sure to go download it. Use code R.I.P. Gage for 10% off in the show.
SPEAKER_02Uh code Dino Nuggies at D-I-N-O-N-U-G-G-I-E. It would probably just be code dino. Code dino. Use code dino. Use code gauge and you get a free dinosaur.
SPEAKER_01Free dinosaur skin? You get a free dinosaur skin. And you get 10,000 coins. Yeah, guys, I actually if anyone's interested, I actually do have a code for Fortnite in Rocket League. Ooh. Is it not a secret gauge? It's just gauge. Code gauge. I've had this code forever. I could get a code with a secret gauge account though.
SPEAKER_02Code gauge G-A-I-G-E. Indubitably. Indubitably.
SPEAKER_01That's your favorite big word that is actually useful in modern conversation.
SPEAKER_02You know, I can't like think of it off the top of my head. I like animosity a lot.
SPEAKER_01Animosity. Because it's like, yeah, no animosity towards them, but you know. Sounds like it could be like a company game. Oh, that could. Guys, I'm sorry. Let us know when the DVD logo hit. I think it's already hit a couple times, no? Had to have. Should we should we wait for it?
SPEAKER_02Just our new um new video screensaver.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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SPEAKER_02I don't think that was it, but it was close. Yay! We almost just witnessed greatness. Oh my gosh. Yeah, just like tell us when it happened in the comments. Yeah, just let us know. Um if you're a real one and watch the whole thing. Shut up. Sorry! I was covering a fort. I had to. If you haven't seen Gage's TikTok, there's just one video that is so funny. He coughs twice and he goes.
SPEAKER_01It was like a it was like so obviously not a cough. It was so funny. Oh I gotta stop watching it. Bro. Something happened. I'm just like getting all excited in a DVD screen. This is my D tier invention. So this is okay, right? Remember when I told you? Okay, never mind. Just remember last night, okay? So this is my D tier invention. This is the breathable poop glove. Do you ever have sweaty hands when you're wearing your normal poop glove and you gotta throw them away after because they're disposable? And it's just such an annoying thing to deal with. Now we have the breathable poop glove. It's mesh. So you put it on, and whenever you poop your hand to throw it away, it's mesh, so your hands aren't gonna be just sweaty and gross afterwards. You can take the mesh glove and you can just throw it in the washer afterwards, spray it off with a sink, and it's so convenient. And since it's a yeah, it's a cloth mesh material, it's super easy on the hands. Where the fuck are you getting a poop glove from? Well, you know, it's like the normal latex glove. That's your poop glove, so you you know, like you don't just let it drop in the water. You have to catch it in your hand first. I fear this is an original experience. No, no. Everyone, guys, at home, you know you gotta poop glove. Get the mesh poop glove in now.
SPEAKER_02Everyone has a poop glove. Off on the poop glove train.
SPEAKER_01Do you not have latex gloves near latex gloves near your toilet?
SPEAKER_02No, I just grab it.
SPEAKER_01Ew, bro. You don't like I barefist it. You're not supposed to wash your hands every time you use the bathroom. They have poop gloves for a reason. But when you get your hands all sweaty, then you gotta wash your hands anyways.
SPEAKER_02You know those like gloves you wear in the snow, like on snow days. Yeah. Like imagine just taking the mitt and just like scooping.
SPEAKER_01Damn. No, yeah. I thought it'd be so funny to have like a fake problem. Yeah. I hate when my hands get sweaty when I'm my poop glow.
SPEAKER_02My terrible invention. I made a super terrible invention. Um it's called the voice activated mute button. So if someone if someone's talking and you find them really freaking annoying, Silence! You can mute them, but you have to like yell mute really loud. Timothy Shameth. The person obviously knows you're muting them, but like you can't hear them anymore. You just gotta go, mute! That's awesome. And like, and like they're muted.
SPEAKER_01But like Did you ever watch Dune part two? No. Oh my gosh. There's a scene in Dune Part 2 where Timothy Shamet screams silence.
SPEAKER_03Silence!
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's what it reminds me of. That's so good. Oh my gosh, dude. I I don't think that's D tier. It's like a power move. That's like so awful, though. Guys, I can't hear him anymore. If he's talking, just listen to me instead. This is my S-tier invention now. So, for the S tier invention I have created, and this is pretty popular and patented, so if you steal this, I'm suing the butt out of you. This is the Bluetooth charger. So there's a little goober that you plug into your phone, and it sits decently flush with your phone, but it's easy enough to where you can easily unplug it and replug it in. Um when you plug it into your phone, you have that and you have a smart brick. And it's you plug it into the wall, and the second you plug in the smart brick into the wall, the goober that you plug into your phone connects to it, and you can plug in into your phone and charge your phone without a cord.
SPEAKER_02So you're not worried about a cord like reaching anything.
SPEAKER_01And you can have your phone charging from the other side of the room. It it's pretty wide range, just like these normal Bluetooth headphones would go. So you can keep the brick plugged up into your wall, and then all you gotta do is plug the goober in your phone, and it charges your phone. Um CW. It uses Bluetooth to wirelessly charge your phone, and you don't need a cord.
SPEAKER_02Mine um my S-tier invention kinda like only like only certain people need it, but like some people could like use it as well. So if you've got tattoos, like you kinda like if you got tattoos and you're doing modeling or acting or like performing of any kind, or you have a corporate job, I made the tattoo temporary removal spray. Like makeup. I mean like kinda, but it's like easier. Like, you know, it's easier to apply. Because like makeup, if you do makeup on your tattoos, it could take like like 15 to 30 minutes. Like this you just spray on and it covers the tattoo for like like eight hours. So like if you're doing an audition or modeling shoot or you're going to work out of like a corporate place and you got like hand tattoos, um, like you could remove them for like eight hours and then like like you could just like wash it off. Like after eight hours, it'll like kind of fade.
SPEAKER_01What if your shift is eight hours and one minute?
SPEAKER_02You're fired. You lose your job. You better bring it to work, bro. Yeah, bring it to work, spray on shoes. Probably cloudy with the chest of people's goaded reference. I have one more S tier invention, guys. It's the time machine.
SPEAKER_01Oh god, you with your two. I got me and the boys in the lab figured it out. We got time travel. I made the time machine, it's real. Always a one-upping me over here. I'm so sorry I'm full of ideas all the time. Go ahead. No, I just made a joke about inventing the time machine, is all. Oh.
SPEAKER_02That's all it was. I don't actually. Oh, okay. I thought you were actually like a little jokester today. Little prankster. Guys, should I get a go-yard wallet? A go a what?
SPEAKER_01A goyard wallet? What is that? What? You don't know what a go-yard wallet is? No. Pull out the cellular, bro. Get out your cellular and look it up. I love calling my phone. I say, where's my cellular? I can't find it. Goyard wallet. They're so tough. Look up the black one, though. Is it G-O-Y-A-R-D? It's exactly how you think it would be spelled. Guys, for those who know, I want a Goyard wallet so bad. That's one of the brands that's you're just paying for the name, but it's just all you have to. Isn't this so smooth? The green one's really cool, but I would only do black. These are kind of dope. Most clothing and accessories I have, I mean, you can't look at me, you can't tell. Uh, it's always gonna be black.
SPEAKER_02I have a polo Ralph Lauren wallet, and I love it. It's got like the little polo bear on it. It's like one of the limited edition ones. It's nice. It was like 300 bucks.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Do you know the little polo bears that's like the keychain bears that are stupid expensive? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Kinda want one. Yeah, I love it. We talked about this like first or second episode. I love Ralph Lauren. Like Polo's like my favorite brand. Um, like if I could drop five grand on polo Ralph Lauren, I would do it. Like 1,000%.
SPEAKER_01I just recently got gifted a Michael Kors wallet. Um, really gift.
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SPEAKER_02It's crazy. I saw this um this video last night where this um God, who was it? It was this designer guy walked into his own store. Was it me? No. Okay, different. Different gauge. Um this designer guy walked into his own store, and the lady that was ringing him out didn't even recognize it was him. Are you mocking? What is happening?
SPEAKER_01For the last two episodes, I've just been like at the camera. I've been winking at them all the like the whole time. What?
SPEAKER_02Um he didn't even like sorry chat. He didn't even note like she didn't even notice it was him. And then he like said his name, and it was like it was like the name of the store. And I she didn't she didn't even register it. Like she didn't even like I my name is Ralph Lauren. I think I think that like she must have thought it was like a free coincidence or something. Um but like it was like this airport version of a store. If anyone knows the clip I'm talking about, please like put in the comments which store it was. I can't seem to remember. Um but yeah. Who would have can't remember. My uh One Wish Willow is coming in. Um, I know that's an obsession reference, and I don't know why. I ordered it off of Amazon. I'm gonna get spoilers. He spoiled the boys for me. No, I did not. You did. Didn't even make it past season three, bruh. Yeah, because I got busy. Sorry if you gotta lie. And when were you ever gonna watch it?
SPEAKER_01I was gonna watch it until I saw your story about it. He told me that the ending he told me everything about it and it was so good.
SPEAKER_02I did not tell you everything about it.
SPEAKER_01You you do it every time. Every time you finish a show, you tell me everybody. I posted on my story, like And he said, Hey guys, the boys ended and it was so good and this and that happened, and I was just like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_02I said peak ending. Even though I thought it was trash.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Uh they could have done so much more.
SPEAKER_01I don't have an opinion on that yet.
SPEAKER_02I think most shows, most shows that end could have such better endings.
SPEAKER_01We need to get this guy in the writing room. Actually, I think you're not wrong, but like Stranger Things. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, Stranger Things, the boys, like there is this one show.
SPEAKER_01Um Gage and Gabriel's adventure could have ended better.
SPEAKER_02Dude, it could have been so much better. Like, they it didn't make it past two episodes. Oh my god. I love making stuff that doesn't exist. Dude, like it's so much fun.
SPEAKER_01Just acting like it's real like the poop glove. That is real though.
SPEAKER_02That is not real. Is it is real? Would you actually like buy a poop glove if they ever came out with one? Would you buy it and utilize it?
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't utilize it, but I'd probably buy it and frame it. Like like m like you know, in a breaking bad where um what what What's the Russian car wash owner name? It's like such a stereotypical Russian name. Ivan. No, it was his last name. Sorts like a B. Anyways, he framed the first dollar he ever made. Yeah. And then Walter like broke it and took it up. But like I would frame my first dollar. I should actually like. That seemed so funny. Yeah. Like I saw a couple of things. Could never get a can of Coke for a dollar. No. Actually, I'm pretty sure they're like 75 cents at the Walmart in Chest. Oh my gosh. What? Yeah, because they have vending machines outside still. Dang. Get your three quarters and come to Jasper Walmart. Dude.
SPEAKER_02Let me tell you, son. Uh I think a vending machine anywhere in Kennesaw, everything's like $175. Wow. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's. They're really just getting you for your money out here.
SPEAKER_01How do you feel about shrinkflation? Shrinkflation? You know what that is? Shrinkflation is basically like a normal Oreo used to have a lot more filling than it used to, and now it's smaller. And, you know, a large fry from McDonald's, they used to fill it to the brim and then some, and now it's like they barely fill it up. Stuff like that.
SPEAKER_02Something that's like similar is like toothpaste tubes. Yep. Like the opening used to be so much smaller, but they've made them slightly bigger just so you're using more toothpaste. You use it uh to like have to refill it more often and buy more.
SPEAKER_01And the like they've started making like like Gatorade bottles went from like 17 ounces to like 15.9, and they made the bottom of it just like go in more. Just like stuff like that, like that's so stinking dumb. I don't know. That's how you make money. I feel like our economy could be so much better. I feel like there's no world where, you know, yes, there is, there's definitely wars going on that's making the gas go up, but I think that the oil companies are realizing people still need gas. You know the voice track there. Um people still need gas, so they're just gonna like. I wouldn't be surprised. I'm not saying this is real, by the way, guys, but I would not be surprised if they're just like making, not making up fake scenarios, but using scenarios that are existing that don't affect the prices and saying that it does affect the prices just to jump it up 2x.
SPEAKER_02We should like cut the episodes 15 minutes short and upload the extra 15 minutes on our Patreon. That way that like people people have to subscribe to the people and know the ending.
SPEAKER_01We gotta have like at least 20 episodes to start doing that. Actually, I feel like that's we we should just have extra content on a Patreon instead of cutting the normal content out. Yeah, I know. I was just greedy. We should upload the first 30 seconds of the podcast into the rest on Patreon and charge $100 a month. And we should start posting bi-monthly instead of bi-weekly. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Bro. Corporate greed in a nutshell. We only come into the studio like once a month.
SPEAKER_01Guys, if you didn't notice, I gotta go tinkle. You gotta go tinkle? No, we're gonna wait though. We got time to wait. We can pause. I can hold it. I'm gonna go, I'm good at that. I'm good at holding it.
SPEAKER_02You just like say you hold it, but like you're just like my friend's dog.
SPEAKER_01Start pissing everybody. My pants turn a slightly darker shade of black. No, guys, I was always a frequent peer. Kind of like frequent flyers, but instead of flying, you're peeing. So nothing like a frequent flyer. Just frequent.
SPEAKER_02Imagine like you like board planes so much and you like piss all the time, they keep record, and you get like medals for each like like plane flight, so you could get like like high flyer if you're like big like taking an edible before you like go on a plane and you get like frequent peer, like every like high flyer taking an edible is that like the entendre? Yeah, yeah. And then do people do like Yeah? Why? Anyways, if you piss, if you piss while you're flying, you get frequent peer. If you piss more than three times during one flight, like you get frequent peer. You can earn like little medals and badges.
SPEAKER_01The only flight I've ever been on was like an hour and fifty minutes. What? D Denver to Atlanta was an hour and fifty minutes. I've been on a I think it was like ten hours. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02It was to Hawaii.
SPEAKER_01That makes no sense.
SPEAKER_02How can you go from Denver to Atlanta to two hours? It was two hours to No, it was like three hours to Texas and then seven hours to Hawaii. Do you have any good airport stories? Um I once spent the night at an airport. That doesn't sound good. Um like when I was like, not spent the night, but I was there like for a long time. Um like it was like it was like a layover. It was from Alaska, it was from Georgia to Alaska. Uh we spent we spent like a long time with the over what is it, the overlay? Um like when you're going from one place to one place then to another. I think it's layover. Layover, yeah, not overlay. Layover. Like the layover was like really late, so I slept there and then woke up from my flight.
SPEAKER_01I was uh on my the only time I was ever in the uh airports really. Oh I've been to airports before, but the only time I was flying. I uh was just like, you know, I was looking at TikToks about planes because I was a little spooked. Um and when was this? Um it was June 2024. Oh, okay. Um yeah, it was about June. It was like May or June 2024. I was in Denver for a job and I came home early because the company was kind of falling apart, and it was I did door-to-door sales. I think we've already talked about it. And I I was making really good money, but the boss was sketch, and uh I just, you know, working 15-hour days, six days a week, walking twelve miles a day was just not ideal. So you like you know, you work that much, you can make money doing anything. Anyways, I got a red-eye flight overnight. It was actually like the night before, and I I thought to myself, I was like, you know, I gotta dress out. I gotta be someone's airport crush once in my life. And if I've already told the story, sorry for y'all listening to it again. But I dressed out, I had the like I wore some baggy jeans, and I had a nice like green striped, it was like a bright green and a dark green, and like an almost black type of green. It was like striped shirt. It was actually a Playboy shirt, but it only it only had the little Playboy logo on it. It wasn't like Odie.
SPEAKER_03Gotcha.
SPEAKER_01Um, but dude, oh my god, I was looking so good. I made sure my hair looked great. And like I was taking pictures of myself, and I was like, oh my god, I look great right now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I was walking around with like so much confidence. Like, I feel like I looked like a pro skater. Like I looked like I was somebody. Yeah, it was so I just felt so good. And I was like, I'm definitely selling Zero Park Rush right now. And I caught a couple people looking at me. So I just needed the confidence boost because you know, at that time in my life, I was like, dude, I'm making so much money. I'm in the best shape I've ever been. Dude, I actually I lost so much weight because I I went into that job weighing like I think I weighed like 185 and I was doing so much walking, didn't have time for eating. We'd only eat kava. Oh, so good, by the way. Kava. And I was I went down to like 170, 175. Dang. And then I instantly came home and just went all the way back up to like 190. And then you lost 95 pounds. No, I'm 100 pounds, guys. Actually, I'm 95. Um, no, I I think right now I'm 160, 165. Okay. So nothing too nothing too crazy. You did lose a lot of weight though. Did and you look great. Thank you. I've had so many people tell me, like, dude, you actually have like a jawline now. Yeah. My mom showed me a picture the other day. Shout out mom. She's the one who gifted me the wallet, by the way. Extra shout-out, mom. Um, she showed me a picture from one of our vacations in like 2023. Uh-huh. And it looked like I was wearing a fat suit. Like I was looking straight and I had a double chin, and my face was circular, you couldn't see my jawline, and like my body was just big. Like, it literally looked like that. That was when I was like 225 pounds. That was at my biggest. That's crazy. It was atrocious to look at. It was terrible. It's nuts. Dude, what was the most you ever weighed?
SPEAKER_02Most I ever weighed. I think it's right now at like 165. Oh my gosh, this guy's been fit his whole life, of course. I mean, like, I I was underweight for a while. Um in fifth grade, I was extremely underweight. Um, I weighed like 80 pounds. Um like it was yeah. Like my tall are you? I was short. Like real short. Yeah. Um like two feet tall, short? How tall? How short? No, like like four feet. Um like but like it was like crazy because I played football in fifth grade and it was like always like super light, so whenever someone would like truck me, like I'd go flying. Ooh. Yeah. It was bad.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I I feel like most people were like really small when they were younger. Yeah. I mean, I played football, I was a receiver, I was just a little tiny Chud, except not Chud. Dude, I was so like, I was really short and I was like skinny, but like obviously you're in fifth grade, you're not gonna be like ab skinny, but I wasn't even I wasn't even ab skinny. I was just like like a little bit of a belly but skinny.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I kind of was like that for like ever. And it was the type of kid where someone looks at you and it's like, oh, you're skinny, of course you have abs, and it's just like a womp. But my arms are still the size of sticks.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That was like my entire life until high school, then I just got like bigger everywhere else.
SPEAKER_02Dude, I just like I didn't start gaining weight until like I would say around sixth or seventh grade. Uh seventh or eighth grade. Um and like it was after I stopped taking my my ADHD medicine. Really? I made some of that. I think it like kept me from like gaining weight.
SPEAKER_01Really? Um, yeah. I mean, I started gaining weight first when I worked at a fancy little restaurant when I was in the kitchen. Um I did all the appetizers, but more importantly, all the desserts. Oh god. Chocolate mousse, cheesecake. Oh. Where'd you work? Uh it was it's not existing anymore. It was called Sourwood, but they sold the company and rebranded to someone else, and now it's called the Lucky Hare. Um, I think they went the less fancy route, and they the Lucky Hare is like there's a restaurant, and then there's like a pizza place as well. It used to be more of a fine dining, and now it's more of just like a restaurant. Dang. Um, but dude, oh my gosh. We would serve chocolate mousse and little martini glasses. And it'd be like a giant scoop of chocolate mousse with some whipped cream on top, and then you get some like macadamia nuts and sprinkle them on top. Oh my gosh. So good. He was eating those once a shift. Bro, yes. And then I would make croutons, like we we'd have sourdough bread, and I would cut it into slices, and then cut it into cubes, and we would deep fry it. Uh-and then I had some oregano that I'd put on top of it, and I'd just munch on those. Damn. So good. Oh my gosh. That sounds fire. I love croutons. Dude, I oh my- I used to eat croutons out of the bag and get in trouble for it. I was always a weird kid. I had the weirdest snacks. I'd eat croutons out of the bag. I'd eat slices of cheese.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I would like to ask my mom, can I have a slice of cheese? And she'd be like, You already had one today. I'd be like, please. So, yeah. But yeah, man. Oh my gosh. Also, dude, oh my gosh. Tricks yogurt. Dude, yogurt goes to two flavors in one. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Destroy those. But we on a time crunch now. What time is it? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Wow.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, guys, I feel like that was a really I feel like episode four is gonna be better than episode three.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I think conversation, it always goes that way. Conversation always gets flowing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I mean, like, it just like kind of like it depends on what we do like before the episode. Yeah. So, um, but I promise, like, the next episode's like, we're we're getting used to it. We're getting into a a good little groove. Yeah. So um episodes five and six gonna be peak.
SPEAKER_01It's like an exponentially better graph.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, seven and eight gonna be peak. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01So wait, did we hit all the segments already? Yeah. Nice. Okay. Well, guys, thank you so much for tuning in to episode four. Crazy, we've already made it this far. Um, if you guys have any, you know, if you want to make your own S tiers, D tiers, you know, if you have a would you rather, you might even get featured on that if you have a really good one. Some of your embarrassing story. Get your embarrassing stories in here as well. We need to get through that. But I appreciate every single one of you guys watching. Gabriel's gonna eat you guys. Careful.
SPEAKER_02Get the choppers in here. Alright, y'all. Well, thank y'all so much for watching. Uh, we'll catch you in two weeks. Um, but other than that, I hope you all have a great day. Bye.