We Plugged a Hole and Skinny Dipped

In this HILARIOUS episode Gaige and Gabriel laugh their asses (and holes) off while trying to not get cancelled. With new segments and conversations this episode is PACKED with things you don’t want to miss!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

I think we're live. Guys, this is how I sit now, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 0:09

This is our uh this is our podcast. This is the podcast where we do what we want. Hey everyone, welcome back to Dino Nuggies episode five. So what's a five out of ten movie? Five out of ten movie. Something that's like subpar. Subpar. Subpar. Um hey guys. I would say like I would say the craven movie was a five out of ten movie.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

There's a craven movie?

SPEAKER_00 0:46

There is a craven movie.

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Um I'm gonna say interstellar. Interstellar? I'm not gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Okay. I was like, whoa, we're starting off strong.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Oh, holy hot take segment. Um no, I think for my five out of ten movie, I wish I saw Craven, dude. That seems like it could have been good. I mean, I guess it's a five out of ten, but I guess it could have been good.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

It's just like, I don't know. For me, it was a five out of ten. I'm gonna say the Black Widow movie was a five out of ten. That's fair. Yeah, I can't even disagree with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Nope, that's why I said it.

unknown 1:21

Welcome back, everyone.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Guys, welcome to the podcast. How are you guys doing today?

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Guys ASMR me drinking my brand new gorilla mine, black cherry drinking. Guys, get a certain percentage off of Gorilla Mine using code gage in the shop. I hope you heard this while.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

Yeah, no, guys, I actually started working with Gorilla Mine. The energy drinks are goaded. Um, code gauge, I think it's like $10 off code gage. That's a lot of dollars. Dude, $10 is like a whole $1, but like $10 of them. That's so much money.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

$10 is like $100,000 pennies. Oh my god. No, it'd be a thousand pennies.

SPEAKER_03 2:01

Yeah, wait, you're dumb. It's a hundred thousand pennies.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

$100 would be a hundred thousand pennies.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

That's like ten thousand times. Isn't it $10,000?

SPEAKER_00 2:16

Shaq, can we get this? That's like 2,500 quarters. Yeah? Yeah, that's that's math. Guys, am I good at math? Can y'all let me know? 25 25,000? Hundred. 2,500? Yeah, that's it. 2,500 quarters.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

No, because like they're 25 cents.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Imagine owning 2,500 quarters, just carrying it around in your pocket.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

I mean, I have it in my bank account, probably, since I'm so rich. Imagine talking about your bank account like in coins. I've got like 18,000 pennies right now.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

I have about 18,000 pennies. You have 180 dollars. Acting like it's a big thing. I have about 1 billion pennies. What? Can you not hear it in my accent? How rich I am, how much money I have. Yeah, I've got it's like how much what do you have in your bank account, bro?

SPEAKER_03 3:10

I've got like 20,000. 20 grand, bro? 20,000 pennies. So like 200 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Don't worry, I'll put it all on black and I'll be up. I'll be up another two.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

This is where guys are sponsored by. I'm not gonna say no, we're not saying any casinos that we'd be sponsoring.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

We're sponsored by DraftKings.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Guys, imagine we actually got a casino sponsor on the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

That'd be insane.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

It'd be munion. Munyon. Money.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Money.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

I love like the opera saying words with like an opera accent is so good. Look, I got him on. I'm making him cheat on his brand.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

I know. Celsius, if you're watching this, just pretend there's a nice little tropical vibe in my hand right here.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

It's my episode. I'm going on to spot.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

I run the show.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Just tapping my fingers together.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

So evil.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

You know I'm evil because my fingers move like this.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Me when I'm planning on stealing the secret formula.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Guys, he's been doing a plank and impression, and it's like weirdly good, so I'm ignoring it. Grabs? I can't boost his ego.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Get my hand on that secret formula.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Guys, I'm gonna ego him. I've been egoing everybody recently. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

You and your egoing streak.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

I don't actually ego people. I okay, guys. I started streaming since we last spoke, and it's going really well. Um I'm tired of hearing you in my ears.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

What? That's not nice. Sorry. Are you actually? No, I'm getting hot. Oh. Yeah, I keep going. Turn the ear down. No, no, I keep going.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Okay, okay, okay. So I started streaming recently, guys, and it's going like rather weirdly well. Um, my numbers are insane. Um I'm very blessed. Yeah. I'm very blessed. Let me backtrack. You're saying your ears burn. Huh? You're saying your ears are getting hot.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

No, it's like I just like feel like claustrophobic in these.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Oh, I see. I see.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

That's unfortunate. Do they have another pair over there?

SPEAKER_00 5:14

No, they're all the same.

SPEAKER_03 5:16

No, they're not, because we're wearing two different pairs. You're wearing a pair that's like on this chair, and I feel like mine are more comfortable. That's why I sat here first. Uh oh. Like I made this my I've got a finger for you. Hey, audio listeners, he just showed me one of his fingers, and it was not the first one. Um, yeah, no, when we first had the first episode, I was like, ooh, those headphones look comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

He showed me his finger under his pants.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

Ooh, the 11th finger, classic. Oh no. No, okay, anyways, guys, sorry to backtrack. I started streaming, it's going really well. I've been doing it for like a month and three weeks as of today. Today marks one month and 21 days. And dude, I peeked at 281 people on my streams, and I'll hold like 70 people. Um, but anyways, you know, you get a lot of messages, and sometimes you just like don't answer them, you know. So sometimes, like, you know, I'll read everyone, but sometimes it's just like you don't answer. Sometimes people like I I'm not a big content creator by any means.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

No famous.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

I'm not, I'm not big and I'm not famous, but people still get like parasocial.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

I'm so big and famous, I can't ever get arrested. No. You can do anything when you're famous. We were watching, we were watching a video on the way here um of like Donald Trump, and he's on this bus, and he's like, You can do anything when you're famous.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

When they're a star, they don't care.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

When you're a star, you can do anything.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

They let you do whatever when you're a star. It's like, oh, I was like, oh. I would not publicly say that one.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Bro, and the guy was like definitely wired because Donald Trump definitely didn't know that the guy had like a mic on.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

Yeah. And the guy was laughing like way harder than he should have been. It was boosting Trump's ego. Trump's like, this guy laughs at anything. Maybe I should say this. And he just keeps getting worse and worse. God, that's how you do it. That's how you do it. Trump egos people all the time. By the way. That's not working out so well.

unknown 7:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

Maybe you shouldn't have ego to me, Trump, then you wouldn't be canceled. I run the media since I'm famous.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

I bet you'd ego Trump. I probably would. Yeah. You'd get a DM from Trump and he'd be like, uh, you want to stream at the White House? Leave it on leave it on scene. I'm too busy for you.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

Turn on my message notifications just so he knows I left him on scene.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

He sounds like the FB out of your house. Gage, I know you read the message. I know you read the message.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

I know you've seen my DMs. I love that we're we're starting off strong going into politics.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Oh God. Okay, change the subject. I know politics.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

Oh guys, who'd you vote for? Let us know in the comments below.

unknown 8:10

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

Can you think about the events on uh September 10th? Was that it?

SPEAKER_03 8:17

I think it was are you talking Charlie Kirk? Yeah. That's September 9th.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Oh. Let us know the events on uh what you think on the events of September 9th.

SPEAKER_03 8:24

I mean, I c I caught what you were saying. Oh, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

I see. Dude, I or maybe it was like the 13th. No, it was definitely before. Because like 9-11 was right after. Really? It was either the 9th or the 10th, then.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

Anyways, chat. No, uh one of the most, I said chat, my fault. Um, guys, one of the most annoying questions that I've gotten as a streamer, but I also see other streamers get asked is like, oh, before I follow, who'd you vote for? That determines everything. Like, dude, why? That's nothing to do with anything. No, like, come on. What what what are you doing? If say you're live streaming for your Instagram promoting, like modeling or whatever you're gonna be streaming for, and someone in chat is like, oh my gosh, you're so hilarious. Like, I love you so much. It's like one thing, who'd you vote for before I follow? Like, what are you saying?

SPEAKER_00 9:18

Barack Obama.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Someone like very, but then that still kind of says like if that person is like, what would that be? If that person's Barack Obama was Democratic, right? He was, he was, he was. If that person's Republican, then they're gonna like not like you.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

So I didn't even vote for Barack Obama.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

Okay, but the whole the whole point is like you're supposed to say, like, oh, I don't do politics because that's not I voted Pedro for president. I voted for Kanye, you know.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

You know, you know that showed us like vote for Pedro. Isn't that uh Napoleon dynamite? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I voted I voted Pedro for president. He was so close to winning this year. Like class president or like the president of the United States.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

Wow. How many votes do you think Pedro, just the name Pedro gets every year?

SPEAKER_00 10:08

Dude, I I guarantee at least 500. Really? Like people like I I personally know someone who would do something like that. Yeah. Like just for just for the joke. Like they'd give up their vote. They'd give up their four-year vote just to put Pedro.

SPEAKER_03 10:27

I think next voting season, uh, if I'm like famous enough, I'm gonna try and make it a trend to like vote for John Butfart. And then like I I want there to be like like you remember that one year, 2016, when like D's nuts was getting like 17% of all votes. Yes, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

There was there was one there was one candidate this year that like not this year, but this last voting season that people were putting in as like a joke, but they were like, they were like, Oh, it's because there's like literally no one better. What is it? I think it was like like Dwayne Johnson or something. Oh my god, like Kevin Hart. No, like it was like Like The Rock, yeah. It was like everyone was joking like The Rock for president. Or someone like that, like someone like big, like huge.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

And um What do you do if everyone votes for you as president but you never ran?

SPEAKER_00 11:19

That's why, like, you can't like so like Taylor Swift wouldn't be able to run for president. Why? Because she just has such a huge fan base.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Wait, but like what if she doesn't run for president? Like, well, let's say, for example, the entire community, like everyone in America gets the idea, like, oh, it'd be funny if I said Taylor Swift, and then she actually like wins the polls, even though she never ran for it. Well, if she's not running, she can't win. Oh, yeah. But what if she still gets votes? Is it just like the next best guy?

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Go her. Yeah, next best guy.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

Like dang, man. Imagine something.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Imagine losing to Taylor Swift and she's not even running. I would I would kill myself. Dude, you have to be a bad candidate.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Like the lineup would have to be terrible. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

I think the lineup is all like Cirque du Soleil performers.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

The lineup's you versus me for president. So everyone's like, oh yeah, no, let's throw like a celebrity. These guys suck. So if you were president, what political decisions would you like new topic, new topic, no more politics? What's been happening recently?

SPEAKER_00 12:30

Um uh man, not too much. Uh my car is completely freaked.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Um I freaked it.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

Like that type of freak. No, no, like like like fucked. Oh, yeah, it's so bad. The transmission is like shot, like and everything. So I've just been on a working grind. Um, you know, joined the mafia.

SPEAKER_03 12:52

Nice, nice. I I I didn't want to say anything. Last time we were driving here, his car literally like stopped driving.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

We did talk about this. Really?

SPEAKER_03 13:01

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It stopped working. Yeah, it's it like it like stopped working in the middle of like the highway. And and like we had to pull over into this daycare center.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

Oh my gosh, it was so terrible, dude. The one play if we already talked about this, I'm sorry. But like the one place we had to turn into because the car literally stopped driving, was like a daycare, and we parked in front of the playground and all the kids were outside playing. Two grown men, by the way. Two grown men in a breaking down car pull into a daycare. And I accidentally I accidentally said that his car was like a shit box. It's the start of a bad horror movie. Yeah, it's the start of a bad documentary. That's like a bad look.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

That guy that does to catch a predator.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

Yeah, literally, like Chris Hansen somehow on the parking lot.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

Chris Hansen's like, Welcome. We're like, welcome to the day, Karen.

SPEAKER_03 13:55

What are you doing in our car? No, the car, the car didn't work. What are you doing in our car? It's like that's what the last three guys said, buddy. Car didn't work, okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

Welcome to To Catch a Predator.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

No, and we're in the intro and we're just like caught red-handed. Like our hands are painted actually red. Like the most red-handed caught ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

I would be the most handed red, red-handed caught guy in the history of red-handed guys.

SPEAKER_03 14:21

About by Chris Hansen?

SPEAKER_00 14:24

If there was something you'd be arrested for, what would it be?

SPEAKER_03 14:27

That's a good change of topic. It's like, yeah, we're talking Chris Hansen's catching me. I'm the most red-handed guy in the world. Like, bro, that's not good.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

I was not talking about Chris Hansen. Okay. I was just saying things.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

If Chris Hansen's the one catching me, my hands are like more red than anybody.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

My hands are like like deep rust. Like what? My hands are like maroon, bro.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

If I got arrested for anything, like what am I most likely to get arrested for? Do you want the podcast friendly answer or the non-podcast friendly answer?

SPEAKER_00 15:05

Like, like my god, bro.

SPEAKER_03 15:07

I'm probably scrolling while driving.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

How is that? I was gonna say public nudity.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

Where would you get caught for that? I mean, like, I don't know. If it's like, oh, I'll be like, oh yeah, oh I would do that.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

I would probably like go skinny dipping, like just as a joke, and then it'd be like get caught in like a national like park, just skinny dipping.

SPEAKER_03 15:27

Why are you skinny dipping in like Central Parks Lake?

SPEAKER_00 15:30

How do I like the geysers at Yellowstone?

SPEAKER_03 15:33

Ooh, that's dangerous.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

No, either that or like tax evasion.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Ooh. No. IRS, I'm very good with my taxes.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

On the public record, IRS, I didn't do my taxes for this past year. I'm leaving that out.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Are you serious? No.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

No, I did them.

SPEAKER_03 15:52

Okay. Dude, the IRS scares. You can leave it in if you're joking. Uh yeah, yeah, I'm joking. Oh my gosh, guys. The IRS scares me. IRS, I have paid everything I've ever made money on. And don't look into it because I'm not lying. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Oh, I can't joke about IRS, but that scares me. Now that I'm like, they're listening. Now that I'm starting to make money as a streamer, bro, I cannot.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

You can't miss a dime.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Guys, I've made $300 streaming. No more, no less. It's really good right now. It's going well. More in the future.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Anyways. Alright, you guys. Weekly, would you rather? Ooh, do we have one? Shuffle it up a little bit. Yeah, I sent it to you.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Sorry for hearing my swallow, guys.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

I love hearing your swallow.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

Guys, I hope you just heard that. Sounded like he said I love hearing your swallow. Ew. I'm pretty sure it was the AC unit. Um, weekly, would you rather? Okay, guys, let me put my my drink down.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

It sounded like the Discord like join and call notification. Did it? I don't think it didn't. Maybe pitch it up.

SPEAKER_03 17:17

Okay, guys. This is our weekly Would You Rather. Weekly Would You Rather. Okay. Would you rather sing your favorite song in son of a soul? Oh. This is our weekly Would You Rather. Wait, that's mine. Oh, wait. I I thought that was the only one that we were doing. No. Okay, let me do mine. Let me do mine. Would you I just steal yours? This is my idea. I just came up with Gavin.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Then he's like, okay, do yours, and I'm like, uh would you rather uh uh would you rather uh be friends with Chris Hansen?

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Dude, you brought him up like four times in the last 24 hours.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

Like you just meet him or something? I just ran into him the other day, complete accident, by the way, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Would you would you rather would you rather run into Chris Hansen or or would you rather accidentally run into Chris Hansen like I did the other day?

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Or he's crying. There's just no alternative. Would you rather accidentally run into Chris Hansen like I did the other day?

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Would you rather run into a film crew with Chris Hansen or the film crew?

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Just break down.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

Would you rather run into Chris Hansen or the film crew? It was an accident.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

I didn't want to run into Chris Hansen.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

You're not even sorry about anything you just didn't want to run into Chris Hansen. Oh, I'm sorry that happened to you, bro.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

You didn't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Oh, you did catch it. Okay, guys, this is the weekly Would You Rather Lock in. Okay. Would you rather meet your future self or your past self? It's kind of a deep question because if you choose past self, then your past self is meeting your future self still.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

I would meet my past self and tell him to not drop out of college.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

Really? Do you think he'd listen?

SPEAKER_00 19:28

I mean, if it's me. I'll be like, I'll be like, I know I look super sexy and hot and funny. Do you? But but you can't drop out of college. Because then you could be smart, sexy, and funny.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

Okay, but then you're gonna be like, uh oh, like, so here, let's roleplay this and I'm past you, okay? Okay. So like, why shouldn't I?

SPEAKER_00 19:50

Why shouldn't you?

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Because like, if you do drop out, you'll eventually join the army, and um that'll be that sounds pretty sick. No, no, it's awful. Like, I can't run anymore. You can't run anymore.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Really? Yeah, but like the army's cool though. Like, what if I just like don't hurt my foot? They won't give you anything. I don't know. I don't like college though.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

No, like trust me, like, we still don't like college, but if we get a business degree, it'll be like Wolf of Wall Street.

SPEAKER_03 20:23

Okay. Do we still like boys or no?

SPEAKER_00 20:28

Like dick. Like mid-transition into woman. Oh, so like a like a femboy almost? Almost. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

Tough type shit. Like a she-mail. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Love you, Roll Flays. I think I would also go to my past self, and I don't want to meet my future self.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

I don't want to meet my I'm like too scared. Yeah, me too. I'm too scared he's gonna be like all I can't say that. I can't too scared he's gonna be all crazy.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

That's just gonna be like a little shouldn't we just transition now? Because you you said there's that's up to interpretation. We're back. No, I feel like here, I'll make it easy for you, okay? Uh-huh. I think if I had to choose, I would also meet my past self. I'd be way too scared to meet the future self. Because what if I'm not a streamer in the future? What if what if we don't have the podcast anymore?

SPEAKER_00 21:23

You know, what if I'm like I feel like if I don't drop out out of college, we don't start this podcast.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

Oh, for sure, yeah. So it's good you dropped out.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

Thank God you dropped out of college. You have a podcast. Um, okay. Would you rather sing a song, your favorite song, in a crowd in a packed out stadium crowd? Yeah. Just just you singing your favorite song and all these people, or in front of the original artist?

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Oh my god, a packed out crowd, probably.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

I mean, in front of the original artist would be in front of Original artist would be cool, don't get me wrong. It would be so cool. But if you're good at singing, if you're if you're like mediocre at singing, if you have a full crowd, they'll eat it up, probably. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Do I have a dead crowd or do I have like an interactive, like happy crowd?

SPEAKER_00 22:15

It's like all of the artists' favorite fans.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Oh, so they're gonna like it no matter?

SPEAKER_00 22:23

Maybe. They're gonna like it no matter. Maybe your version sucks. Oh. And they all start booing you off stage like guitar hero style.

SPEAKER_03 22:30

Is there a duckdo? Huh? Is there a duckdo?

SPEAKER_00 22:34

A duck a duckdo? Yeah. What do a duck don't?

SPEAKER_03 22:36

Quack. I did it wrong, but whatever. You're supposed to say, what's a duckdo? And I go quack. Fucking pussy, bro. I hate you.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

What do a duck don't? Quack?

SPEAKER_03 22:52

What do a duck don't? What is fucking moo? I guess I guess moo. I don't know what a duck doesn't do. I guess like everything but quack. Quack. Guys, what doesn't a duck do? Taxes. Ducks don't do taxes. That's not true. I bet I met a duck once. That's not true. I once knew a duck. He did taxes damn good. Yes, he did. He did taxes every day. I missed that duck. Every day you did taxes, poor guy. Dang, dude.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

They were called quaxes.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

Oh, quaxes, like a pun. Wait, what is like a what would be a pun? Like, how do you make a word human as a pun? Like, what's something an animal does that you can like humanize as a pun? That's a really hard question. Really tricky.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

I should have taken those focused memory pills.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

Oh yeah, you should have, brother. Yeah, chat. I've been taking hardcore drugs, by the way, for a podcast.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

I've been taking oxycontin right before each podcast session.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

Yikes. No, yeah, we've been um we. I it's like an alpha GPC. It's like a vitamin.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

That's what I tell them to.

SPEAKER_03 24:08

Guys, it's not. I mean, technically, like, scientifically, it is drugs.

SPEAKER_00 24:12

It is drugs. Like, technically, yeah. It is a vitamin. Actually, scientifically, it is drugs. I don't want Gage to get canceled on his next stream, and they're like, oh my god, you do black tar heroes.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Guys, yes, I do drugs, but that's not what I was talking about on the podcast. We're talking about vitamins.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

I would never say I do drugs on the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Guys, I do drugs. Guys, I just said I do drugs on the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

So sorry. You'd rather sing it in a stadium full of people?

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Yeah, my fault.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

I'd rather sing it in front of the original artist. Really? Why? Just so I could like get that. Because I feel like that would be the scariest thing I would ever do. Like, just to do it.

SPEAKER_03 24:52

Like you seem like the type of person to choose dinner with Jay-Z over like 500 grand. Like, oh, he's gonna give me the knowledge to make that money back.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

No, I'm thinking of 500 grand. I have a transmission of repair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

Do you remember when it was like, oh, like like five grand or dinner with Jay-Z? And everyone's like, oh, dinner with Jay-Z.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

People would genuinely say dinner with Jay-Z because they're like, oh yeah, he's gonna give me so much knowledge and he's gonna he's gonna put me on. It's like, dude, how much information are you gonna get out of a stranger over a meal? Yeah. Like, he's probably just gonna ask about your life and then maybe tell you about a song and how it was made, and then you're done. Like, take the money, even if it's like a hundred bucks. Like, I'm not gonna lie. I would probably choose $500 over dinner with Jay-Z. $500? I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

Okay, the dinner with Jay-Z is easily gonna cost like $700. If you ever dinner with Jay-Z, like a one-on-one, he's taking you to a nice restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

I'm not going on a date with Jay.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Maybe he can tickle you with his feet a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

That's not happening.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

He's not doing that. But I do the soft toe tickles.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

Chad, should I do a feet scuba right now? Feet scuba. Oh, scuba. Well, you gotta cover your nose too. Oh, right.

unknown 26:07

Scooba?

SPEAKER_03 26:10

I covered my nose with my other foot. I was feeling kind of sandy. Yeah. Yeah, for the audio listeners, love you to death. Gabe's got a hole in his knee on his pants. I thought you were you thought I was gonna say we just did a foot scuba.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

No, I thought you were gonna like a hole in like a hole in my ass. Like, I don't know where you were. I don't know where you were going with that.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

For the audio listeners, Gabe's spreading his asshole right now.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

I do have a small hole. Actually, that's a decent sized hole.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

Dude, that's like on my pants. You could fit like two or three, you could fit three fingers in that. Not that's like a at least four. Chat. This is we're we're gauging how big the hole is in his pants for the audio listeners.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

The audio listeners are like, what the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_03 26:57

We make a joke about your butthole and we start talking how many fingers you just fit. There's a hole on his knee region of his pants. Dude, you always have holes in your clothes when you're all the buttons.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

You can fit at least three or four fingers in there. Dude, we're all over the place.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

We're all over the place today.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Oh my god, I'm gonna love editing clips for this episode. Wait, we're kind of getting a bunch, I think. Yeah, we're dude, we're being idiots. Sorry, guys, we're clip farming right now. Yeah, we are clip forming.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

I feel like it's it's a lot fast-paced, yeah, but like in not a bad way. You want to do embarrassing stories?

SPEAKER_00 27:35

Yeah. We got some great embarrassing story submissions, you guys. Keep sending them in because we love reading them and seeing them. You can read this one and then I'll read the next one. Because I'm a close personal friend of number two.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

Really? Yeah. Personal friends with the like number two, like poop, or John Poop. You're personal friends with him?

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

Like from the emoji movie. We are number two. John Poop, yeah. Is that a good reference?

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

And his wife, Diana Rhea.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

Diana Rhea? Diana Rhea. Are they like second marriage? John Poop and Diana Rhea?

SPEAKER_00 28:20

No, it's like it's like a hyphenated name. Like Diana dash Rhea, and then middle name last name.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

What's middle name?

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Shits in. Shits in, last name giggles.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

No, it's probably.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

Well, John Poop's on the couch right now, so I don't know how that last name thing is going. So.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Yeah, last I heard. We we met for lunch the other day. At a porta potty.

SPEAKER_03 28:48

What about their kid?

SPEAKER_00 28:51

Their kid?

SPEAKER_03 28:51

Yeah. They they call him T P, but it's kind of like a play on TJ. Like if someone's saying, like, oh TJ, but like TP? T P? Yeah. Toilette paper. I heard he was adopted. Really? Yeah, it's cause he's white and they're his dad calls him too soft. I mean they're dark and he's white, like obviously. White? Oh, he's toilet paper. Oh. It's like you know. Then toilet paper. They're poop and they're brown and he's not brown.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

So what their son is always beating on his parents? What? Yeah, you know, like when you like wipe, you're like beating against the poop. I don't think we wipe the same.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

I'm just like, dude, someone clip that. Turn that into a sticker. He went like, bro.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

I just did it too, so it clipped me, I guess. I'm gonna be the one that gets clipped from that now. Like, brother. Okay, okay, okay. What are we about? 30 minutes. Alright, guys. Lock in. Embarrassing stories like the one anxious person?

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Yes. Okay. So this is from an anonymous submission. Um go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Okay. So this is our viewer submitted embarrassing stories. I've always been an anxious person. And as a kid, it was even worse. I was too shy to ask for things, and I absolutely hated using bathrooms anywhere that wasn't my own home. When I was around six or seven years old, did they actually say that? Wow. Anyways, when I was around six or seven years old, I was seeing a speech therapist. During one session, I desperately needed to pee. The problem was that I was too shy to ask where the bathroom was. Oh no. So I kept sitting there hoping the problem would somehow solve itself. Shockingly, it did not.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Does he piss himself?

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Eventually, I couldn't hold it in anymore, and I ended up wetting myself right there in the middle of the session. The speech therapist didn't notice because there was a large table between us. At that point, I was faced with a choice. Tell her what happened or sit in my own pee and pretend everything was fine. Naturally, I chose option B. Oh my damn.

SPEAKER_00 31:10

What do you even tell her? Be like, yo, I just pissed all over your seat.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Yeah. Wait, there's more. So I spent the rest of the session sitting there trying to act completely normal knowing I was literally sitting a puddle of my own making. And that's where it ends.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

So we don't know if Okay, so I had to shorten it. She does find out and tells him where the bathroom is so that next time he doesn't do it. Wow. Or they they it could be a girl.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

It's a he, bro. You just leaked him.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Could be a girl.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Yeah. That guy's name is Nathan Fillian, guys. I'm gonna go find him on Instagram. It's a random act. Nathan Fillian submitted that one. Carter Folean.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

This is from Carter Foleyan himself.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

This next one's an embarrassing story from Benson Boone. He's doing a backflip on stage in white pants, and I just pooped in my pants.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

Imagine like you've seen those like videos of like pro athletes like shitting themselves during races. Oh my god. Yeah, what if Benson Boone was just like in the middle of a backflip and you just see poop fly out from his pants?

SPEAKER_03 32:11

It's like a really brown scene. Oh my days, bro. Yikes, man. What whoever's embarrassing story that was, do better, man. You pissed yourself.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

He was like a kid. He was a kid. Six or seven years old.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

I've got a worse one. It's okay. Shit happens. Dude, that's bad. Okay, you're next. Do you wanna do you want the phone?

SPEAKER_00 32:36

Uh no, we'll do the next one for the next episode. Oh bad bad. Gosh, dude.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

I don't that's embarrassing. Dude, one time when I was really little, I was playing Just Dance. Yeah. I think it was Just Dance 2, actually. But I was home sick from school. Just dance was so good. Yeah. But I was home sick from school, so it was like 11 a.m. on a school day, and I was home playing just dance. I was ecstatic. But I was like actually sick as well. I had some type of stomach bug. And I was playing actually, I'm not gonna lie, I think I lied to you. I think I was playing like Wii sports or either way. I I was playing the Wii. Um, and you know, naturally, as a second grader would do, I had to fart, and I lifted my leg to fart because I thought it would be funny, and I filled my britches, bro. Like straight liquid juice in my pants. And my mom was walking by on the phone, and I heard her go, like I lifted my leg, I saw her and I was like, I'm gonna fart. And I went and like filled my pants. And she's on the phone, she goes, Age just shit himself, so I have to call you later. And I was I was like, I got so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_04 33:51

I was like, Who are you on the phone with? Why'd you tell him?

SPEAKER_00 33:55

It was actually your future employer.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

My gosh, bro, not anymore. No, I think I was one of her friends, but yeah, no. So, first of all, before anyone from my chat listens to this and tells me about this, I was in like genuinely like second grade and I was a sick child. So if I get made fun of for this, I'm gonna say it's intense.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

No one listening to me. I need a warm glass of tea.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Speaking of dying, who would be in your will? If you were to die right now, who would be in your will and what would they get?

SPEAKER_03 34:30

I would probably put I feel like it'd be funny to put like a famous person in my will. Like stable Ronaldo in my will and give him like the soccer ball on my floor. And he gets he gets legally contacted, like, oh, you're in someone's will. I'm sure.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

There's like there's no shot that like one of the can't be the only person who has ever thought of that.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

Yeah, no, no thoughts ever original. Like, there's gotta be someone who's thought, like, oh yeah, no, I'll put a famous streamer in my will. So if I die, I get famous.

SPEAKER_00 35:05

What about the first person that came up with Riz? What do you mean with Riz? Like someone someone came up with Riz. That was the first original Riz thought. Or Tung Tung Tung Sahor. There was no way anyone else ever thought of that.

SPEAKER_03 35:18

Okay, but it was an accident. Do you know how it was made? No. Someone asked AI to generate Batman. And it genuinely made a Batman. And it turned into Tango. That's what Tung Tung Tung Sohor is? Yeah, it's a man Bat, Batman. Wow. And AI made a literal Batman instead of the Batman. It's kind of like how like the creeper came to be.

SPEAKER_00 35:43

From Minecraft.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

How did the creeper come to be?

SPEAKER_00 35:46

They were like trying to like generate a pig. And that's what like when the coding came out, it was like it was like the wrong code, and that's what it was.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

And it looked like a long four-legged green dick.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

It looked like dick and balls. No way. I just don't know if I believe that. No, that's true. Like it was like it was like a coding error. Like they didn't mean to make it, and it just like became a thing.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

That's kind of awesome. Yeah. I'm kind of pissed off though, because creepers suck. Like, that's how that's like the main way people die in Minecraft, I feel like. Yeah. Do you still play Minecraft? When was the last time you played?

SPEAKER_00 36:24

I do still play Minecraft. Like, I I've consistently played on One World for like four years.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

That's fucking insane to me. Yeah. Excuse my French. I just like. Oh. I I just like accidentally. No, accidentally, I just stopped playing. I just can't get into it. Like, I'm not creative. Everyone's always building these extravagant houses.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

What do you mean you're not creative?

SPEAKER_03 36:49

Well, everyone's building these extravagant houses, and then I'm stuck like with a square wooden blob, and I have to get a YouTube tutorial for a cool house. Like so blatantly YouTube tutorial. And then I get diamonds one time, and I'm like, Well, what do you do now? It's like, I don't know, I'd rather play, I'd rather play some like high dopamine Fortnite.

SPEAKER_00 37:10

It's like the achievement, the achievement in diamonds is like the last achievement gauges ever.

SPEAKER_03 37:15

Like, dude, I don't remember the last time. I've never beaten the Indo Dragon solo in my life. I have once. I've never done it.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

It was after like 50 tries.

unknown 37:26

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

I need to, just to say I have. I've like the last time I did it with friends was like five years ago. Like, dude, I need to be better at gaming.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

I need to do a Minecraft stream where I can't until I beat the Indo Dragon.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

What's your favorite like snacking, like gaming snack?

SPEAKER_03 37:43

I'm not gonna lie, there's not much because since I use keyboard and mouse, all of my hand gets used, so you can't really eat on much. I think, excuse me. I want to get my gorilla mind energy drink. Wake up. I think um what was the question?

SPEAKER_00 38:05

What's your favorite gaming snack?

SPEAKER_03 38:07

Yeah, I think call me a chud. Call me like, oh, you're so like, oh, like LARPing healthy. Okay, asshole. I think having like a nice smoothie at the desk while you game is ideal because smoothie or milkshake? Smoothie, like tropical smoothie. Get like a nice Akai uh asay berry boost with um a scoop of protein. I I called it akai in front of them.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

It reads as akai.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

Yeah, yeah. Well, I the first time I ever ordered it, I was like, is it pronounced like akai? Like, how do you say that? And she was like, asay, and I was like, she didn't say it like that. She said it nicer, but I was like, oh, whoops. Oopsie Daisy. And then you know, the next time I ordered it, I was like, What's the first word in the berry boost? And they were like, it was a different girl, and she said a sae, and I was like, Okay, bet it wasn't just that one girl, yeah. But yeah, no, having that with you, dude, you don't have to chew, you know, you still get full. It's a little healthy sometimes. Pretty yummy. Are you just unraveling the furniture? Well, no, it's like I've I saw you playing with it. Pause. That's just like the like the that's how new this is.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

Um, so you can I think you can take it off. But like mine is like like sometimes I like like a salty snack because I'm like really into salty snacks. What consistency and is it white? Up top chat. Ayo, up top. We're putting that on a sweatshirt when we come out with merch. AO up top. Uh no, we'll do like up top and on the back we'll do AO. No.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

Like on uh we should that would that be a good hat?

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Like AO up top? I think we would do like one hat is AO and one hat is up top. So like two friends buy it, yeah, two friends buy it and they like wear it together. Guys, if you want merch, let us know. We'll design it for you.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

I actually know a website where we could probably order. Yeah, wait, you're gonna be doing that for business, bro. Why would I talk to you? Well, you know more than I know. You know a lot more about that than I know.

SPEAKER_00 40:08

Um but uh yeah, so like mine is also sometimes Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_03 40:17

That's not crazy to say.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

Yeah, I like nibble on like two Pop Tarts like during the entire time I game.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

I don't nibble on Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_00 40:25

What would like your favorite flavor? Oh, brown cinnamon sugar. Brown cinnamon sugar. I like the s'mores. What are some Pop Tarts that you would like come up with were like like like terrible flavor? Like something that like Pop Tart would come out with, like not like gasoline or something, but like something like Cheeto flavored Pop Tart.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

Ew, bro. That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

Cheeto flavored Pop Tart.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

I would not be surprised if there was like Pop Tart X hostess Twinkie Pop Tart. I was literally, I was literally just thinking that as you were saying it.

SPEAKER_00 41:02

I was like, I was like, I wonder what a Twinkie Pop Tart would like.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

That's insane. Dude, that would be bad. It would be so sweet. It would be awful, it would taste so bad.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

Or like the zebra cookies, the Christmas tree trucks. I think. I think if they came out with a lemon pound cake flavored Pop Tart, it would be very 50-50.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

That would be so popular in the old people communities. Oh my gosh, in my days. I think they I would I could so see like an orange dreamsle pop-tart coming out, and it would be the first ever Pop Tart that tastes better cold. Yeah. Imagine a cold orange dreamsickle pop tart, hit us up.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

We'll do collab review.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

Yeah, Pop Tart. Put us in the flavor making department. Flavor making. I'll take you to Flavortown.

SPEAKER_00 41:46

What's the I'll see you in Flavortown.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Making it like a sexual thing somehow. I'll take you to Flavortown.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

Gross. I'll take you to Flavortown. Population two. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 42:10

Guys, I don't like Gabriel anymore.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

Oh my god. You created National Holiday. W segue. Did you did you create your national holiday? Yeah, I did, actually.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

I didn't know. You want me to go first? National poop day. No, you go first, you guys.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

National poop day. I created national holiday. Uh, my national holiday is national three-legged dog racing day. Um, so everyone who wants to submit their three-legged legged dog into a race, it happens in Texas.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Oh, you made that one up just now.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

Every year happens in Texas. And so people come from all over the world. Yeah, people come from all over the world to enter their three-legged dog into the race to see who is the fastest.

SPEAKER_03 43:05

That's a very good day. I can't wait to take my three-legged dogs. The most rowdy crowd you've ever seen. Whoa. People go buck wild for three-legged dog races. You should see how I've seen it with my own eyes.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

Yeah? Yeah. You are the CEO of Dog Three-legged dog racing co.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

So that would be TL TLDR.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

TLDR?

SPEAKER_03 43:34

TLDR. Too long didn't read three-legged dog racing.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

Wait, you're the founder of TLDR. I am the CEO and founder of TLDR. Um, like Reddit? No. No autographs.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

I thought I was gonna get an autograph.

unknown 43:51

No.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

Why can't I get an autograph?

SPEAKER_00 43:53

You're paying me to be here. Oh, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

Whatever. Okay, guys. That's a good day. Your national holiday. My national holiday is National Amputee Day. So at every city or every Capitol City Park, New York Central Park, you know, Atlanta Piedmont Park and on, every single amputee in that city has a big picnic, and they all just kind of hang out and barbecue and like you know hang out, play games as as best they can. You know, there's there's like a leg section and an arm section. So like the the people who don't have legs can play the more throwing heavy games, and the people that don't have arms can play like more soccer games.

SPEAKER_00 44:33

It's like Juneteenth, but it's like amputeent.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Yeah, kind of basically. Amputeenth?

SPEAKER_00 44:38

Amputeenth is a little the 19th of every July.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

No, because that Juneteenth is on the 19th.

SPEAKER_00 44:44

But it's the 19th of June.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

Yeah, but there's more than just 19 that ends with 10.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

No, it has to be the same day. Same day next month.

SPEAKER_03 44:56

This is mine.

SPEAKER_04 44:59

This is mine, not yours.

SPEAKER_00 45:04

You can't change it. I stole it. Guys, I came up with amputines. Yeah? You said what you needed to, buddy. Oh my dice. Oh my dice.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

I love saying oh my days.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

Oh my days. Oh my days. Oh my days.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

Oh my gosh, we're doing really good on time. Awesome. Hey guys, let us know if you want us to make March for real. I really like that idea.

SPEAKER_00 45:31

We got loads and loads of loads. Loads and loads of content.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

Oh. I thought you were gonna just say loads again with a C. If you're catching my drift.

SPEAKER_00 45:44

Oh, oh no, no. Only for our Patreon users. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

We'll say the drum word, but replace DR with a C. You might as well just fucking say it at Muck.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

What are you talking about? You ever do like the Pokemon muck? And like people would be like, oh muck backwards is cum. And they would like laugh so hard. I don't. This was like sixth grade.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

I remember Bedrill on Pokemon Go, his idol animation was like humping.

SPEAKER_00 46:15

And it's like have you seen his arms? Like, yeah. I'd be all over that too. What? Alright, we're taking that out.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Okay, if you had to take one, would you rather? Guys, this is this is our weekly Would You Rather after dark. So which one are you taking?

SPEAKER_00 46:36

Like like taking?

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Okay. Diglet, Doe Duo, or Do Trio? Wait, Doe Duo is the bird one. Diglet or the the three Diglets? Forget the name.

SPEAKER_00 46:51

There's no like halfway. That's my answer. I mean like because it's already happening anyway.

SPEAKER_03 46:59

Might as well go into the might as well have it happen three times. You gotta catch them all.

SPEAKER_04 47:07

You gotta catch them all, bro. Are we serious?

SPEAKER_03 47:11

I'm already getting I'm already getting one in my butt, you know.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

Might as well get three.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

Dang, just say you like it at that point, bro. Oh, oh, corner?

SPEAKER_04 47:19

Corner? Uh oh.

SPEAKER_00 47:21

Oh my. I forgot it was on. Yeah, me too. I I block it out. Guys, let us know if it ever hits the corners. I know you can only see like the bottom half of the screen, but yeah, probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

Guys, let us know if you hate us and want us to stop filming, but also let us know if you love us and want us to keep filming. Guys, let us know what country we should bomb next. Guys, let us know which country we should do a live podcast at in front of a supersenic view.

SPEAKER_00 47:50

We I forgot to tell you this. We have listeners from India. What? Two views or two streams from India. So this is to our Indian viewers. Hello. Kody Shiwa.

SPEAKER_03 48:09

This is to my Indian viewers.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

Um yeah. Uh I mean, like the podcast is growing a lot. Um, we just hit 50 followers on the Instagram. Nice. Haven't pushed anything out, like anything is or like it's just like raw engagement, like over 13. Engage. Raw engage men. Um, so bro, what is going on with us today? I don't know, bro. We're so bad.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

We're so bad. We're so bad.

SPEAKER_00 48:45

We're so bad today. If any shawnies want to hit us up, we're so bad.

SPEAKER_03 48:49

Yeah, and if any sponsors want to hit us up, we're so good.

SPEAKER_01 48:53

We're the goodest boys.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

We'll be such a good boy for you, Mr. Sponsor.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

Oh my gosh. Bro, everyone. Everyone at home is like I forgot people are gonna watch this. They're on drugs. We are not on drugs, guys. Guys, we're just having a good time. We have talked about it, though.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

On the podcast, early. I'm on drugs right now.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

We we have talked about this. We are on drugs. I shouldn't say that because like it's like B12. No, don't worry. All this will be cut out. Really, really? Yeah, yeah, like that ass.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

I said Real It Willy. Really willy, dude. Ever since I started streaming, I genuinely think I have like a game just like this.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Is it Willy or Willy? Willy? Or is it someone else's?

SPEAKER_03 49:38

I got a little willy. I put it in my bum. In my willy, have all kinds of fun. You know that song. Have you heard that song?

SPEAKER_00 49:45

No.

SPEAKER_03 49:45

Yes, you have.

SPEAKER_00 49:46

No, I have not.

SPEAKER_03 49:47

Can I play it?

SPEAKER_00 49:48

Those were like original bars.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

Do we have time for me to play the Willy Bum Bum song? I think I think you have time. Willy Willy, Willy Bum.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

Well, actually, we might get copyrighted.

unknown 49:55

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

I'll play, I'll play it to you after the after this film. Just believe Gage, guys. Everyone just believe it.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

I'm pretty sure half the people know about Willy Bum Bum. Willy bum bum. If anyone from my chat has made it this far, please don't mention any of this on stream. And if any of my family's watching.

SPEAKER_00 50:11

Cage is a raging addict and wants Willy fun, fun in his bum bum. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 50:17

If anyone that I know personally is watching or any family's watching, shouldn't have made it this far. I'm gonna have to do something about it.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Grandma, if you're watching this, I'm gonna have to put you to sleep.

unknown 50:29

What?

SPEAKER_00 50:30

It's like I really don't want to do this. Grandma, if you're watching this, I promise I'm repenting tomorrow. Grandma, if you're watching this, love ya. Grandma, if you're watching this, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? Would chuck could chuck wood?

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Hey, ChatGPT, is my grandma watching the podcast right now? Asking Chat GPT the dumbest questions ever. Oh my god. Well ChatGPT, should we just keep going or should we not talk anymore?

SPEAKER_00 51:02

I think I think we're wrapping up this episode.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

Yeah, we have time, right? It's only been 51 minutes. Yeah, but we started late. He said we'd get our time back. Did he?

SPEAKER_05 51:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:12

Did he? Did he? Did he? He's not the producer. That's not our producer. I'm pretty sure Diddy just walked in here.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

When?

SPEAKER_00 51:20

He was moving too fast. It's all that baby oil. He was like sleeping on the side.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

Oh. Do you think that makes you faster?

SPEAKER_00 51:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Interesting. If you could choose any, and this is so stereotypical, but like if you could choose any superpower and you can ban the rules as much as you want. What are you picking? Don't give me some bullshit like invisibility, please.

SPEAKER_04 51:40

I was just thinking invisibility now.

SPEAKER_03 51:43

I know. I know. Don't give me that. Um, I'd probably want like super invisibility.

SPEAKER_00 51:52

Just manage that in the invisibility plus.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

You'd want some invisibility after dark, you freak. Get out of here, bro.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

Invisibility, but you can only see my faintness.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

Invisibility, but you can't hear me when I make noise, and you can't feel me when I okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Cut that one out. I'd probably like do like Reed Richard style. Like Mr. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Luffy, basically. Eat the gum gum.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

Non-Gunar. What do you mean non-gooner? Like, because people, when people are gonna hear anime, they're gonna be like, oh, they watch anime. We don't watch anime anime.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

I watch anime, fuck you. You don't watch anime, you barely watch anything. Okay, but like out of I the shows that I have seen.

SPEAKER_00 52:43

I'm talking like five animes a day.

SPEAKER_03 52:46

Okay, well, I I used to watch, like, when I do watch shows, it's normally anime. You've never watched a show though, like all the way through. I don't watch TV shows anymore. I have there's not a single show that I guess I doesn't watch Love Island. Yeah, but Love Island is so gooner coded, it's so unholy.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

So? What do you mean so? I want to see this guy's like this guy from high school sister grind on a random guy.

SPEAKER_03 53:14

You're about to say this guy's hot sister.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

Grinding on a guy I've never met. Why can't I? It's live. It was live television. Wait, you watched a girl grinding on a guy? Dude, I swear to like in the last episode, like two episodes ago, it was like a full-on orgy, just like on TV. That's so lustful.

SPEAKER_03 53:33

It's gross.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

But I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

But but you're you're watching it and being entertained by it, and you're watching, like you're you're allowing them to make monetary gains off of you. Hey man. With like very lustful credit.

SPEAKER_00 53:47

It's very entertaining because like they're all so stupid.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

You're just stupid.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

Like you can you can watch them and be like, wow, my life is a lot better than this famous person's life right now.

unknown 54:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

Until you see the paycheck they make.

SPEAKER_00 54:04

Uh on the next episode, we will be watching a Love Island episode live and reacting to it and recreating it um live right here in the studio.

SPEAKER_03 54:13

Next episode, we're gonna dog on Love Island some more. Next episode, we're going to become Love Island. Guys, I'm genuinely gonna bring up Love Island again next episode, and we're gonna continue this conversation where we left off.

SPEAKER_00 54:24

Next episode, we will be filming on the Casa Amor set.

SPEAKER_03 54:27

Yeah, next episode is gonna come out on the purple and I mean purple. Oops. The blue and white app. Yeah. The blue, we're gonna have a blue and white app, and we're also gonna have an orange and black app. We sell calendars.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

We sell calendars. Where did that come from? It's like you wanted to say it like five minutes ago. No, no, no, you don't like the no, you don't you don't like the sexy calendars?

SPEAKER_00 54:51

No, I'm showing you after the episode.

SPEAKER_04 54:52

I don't want to see sexy calendars.

SPEAKER_00 54:55

We're talking about the merch like kitten calendars. It's like the kitten calendars, but it's just nude women, or like or like semi-nude men. Ew. Why do people there's no way that's real. I I promise you, you're gonna look so stupid right now. I will show you this. Like, it is a real thing, and people do buy that. That's disgusting. Dubai. Dubai. We going they like crack you open and you're like like cod candy inside.

SPEAKER_03 55:20

Bro, that's so stupid. There's no way that's like a few things. You might as well get a poster of your favorite porn store hanging up in your room. You don't?

unknown 55:31

Oh my god, bro.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

You disgust me. I mean, does like I just ripped a fart after saying you disgust me.

SPEAKER_00 55:39

Does Peppa Pig really count? Does what? Peppa Pig really count.

SPEAKER_03 55:45

Guys, that's the end of episode five.

SPEAKER_00 55:47

Alright, guys, see you in the next episode. Thank you all so much for watching. We love you. Um, a lot of this episode is gonna be cut, so uh I'm so sorry, game. So don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 55:58

Guys, if there's a lot of jump cuts and like edits in this episode, I'm so sorry. We were clip forming the whole time.

SPEAKER_00 56:05

And like right now, I'll put a text above me that says uh screw gauge because he made me cut so much.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

And I'm gonna make him put another video in front of me. I'm gonna hold a video and it's gonna be me in the drive-thru the other day.

SPEAKER_04 56:22

Wait, that wasn't long enough. Oh you're just gonna cut it out, please.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

It's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:34

Anyways, thank y'all so much.

SPEAKER_03 56:35

We love you guys. Love you to death, kid, honestly. You're a great kid. Like, love you to death, kid, honestly. You're like you're a great kid. All right. We'll catch you guys later. Bye.