What do you Hate?

I hate Bears, they scare me...  What do you hate?

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SPEAKER_01 0:14

It's the eat show. It's the eek show. Welcome back to the eek show. Eekshow dot show. Instagram, infoateekshow.show is the email, and you can find me full time posted with live episodes every Friday afternoon on podcasts.apple.com and music.amazon.com. Amazon podcasts and Apple Podcasts. Spotify. Those motherfuckers didn't allow my fucking music. Ha ha ha! It's mine! And I might fucking bring it up every episode for the rest of season one. Thanks, fucking Rotify! Fucking bitch asses! Just my opinion. I know you've been around a lot longer than I'll ever be. But I'm gonna be a whole lot happier, and I'm always going to allow original content! Hey Lewin! Dude! That's how my dad used to say hello to us. Hey Louin! Dude! Again, I never will understand how my dad had such an odd way of fucking yelling and sort of like communicating because he didn't smoke, he didn't drink, he didn't do drugs, he just ate like a fucking Viking. And I mean, just ate every single thing you could eat. That's bad. He wasn't even like he drank his fucking sugary cappuccino fucking instant mix. But he wasn't like a seance coffee guy. He'd make the cup of coffee and he'd be like, I mean, kind of like I do. Ho ho, I got a fucking cup right here. Oh ho ho! Oh, it's both. I mean, I guess I'm kinda like him, right? Although I do work and clean and give and help and save and drive without fucking trying to fucking drive over potholes on purpose to figure out what shit's wrong with the car. Ah, the fucking dad stories will be endless throughout the season. I'm just uh coming over or overcoming. Play on words. Fucking whatever the word is. I'm just getting over a sinus infection. Sinusitis! Sinonitis! That's a fucking tough one, right? I got sinusitis, or is it sinuitis? Fucking I don't know how to pronounce it. I don't even know if I've ever said that word. But let's just say you have this aching fucking pain in your forehead and your cheeks and your eyes behind them, your fucking upper jaw and teeth hurt. It's a fucking blast. Whatever how many hours you up for the day, you just feel like fucking shit. And you don't feel straight, you don't feel right. And post sinusitis, we've got fucking 90 degree days coming up. All of a sudden, this area has gone from fucking shit cold and fucking gray and wet to a goddamn fucking toaster oven. So lather up! Sun poisoning, heat stroke, fucking lightheadedness, dizziness, too hot to handle, too cold to hold. We called the ghost buses and they're in control. Another day, another dollar. It's pretty much the same way for everybody out there in fucking Eksho land, right? Back into the goddamn fucking hamster wheel spinning round and round. So today's topic is an interesting one. I thought I might ask the Eeksho land or her fucking listeners. What do you absolutely hate? What do you hate? Do you hate mosquitoes? Do you hate flies? Those are easy questions, right? Nobody likes mosquitoes. Nobody likes flies. Frogs like flies. They like mosquitoes. Think about that. The two things that everybody probably could say they hate, frogs like 'em. So if you're in a fucking you know, a talk session, a little fucking brain session where it's you and a frog, the two things that you immediately say you hate, the frog likes. That's how crazy the world is. Something that you hate, somebody else likes. Certain music people hate? You're like, you hate that? I fucking love that. You hate fucking pump up the jam, pump it up, get your body moving on the dance floor. You fucking hate that? I kind of fucking love that. Foods you hate? My daughter hates eggs. Oh, it's fucking live. That's live on the Eek Show. We don't fucking edit stuff like that. There's a fucking egg yolk on the ground now. It's fucking green colored. Fucking mucus yolk. Oh, you never signed up for this show to have fucking things be told to you in a fake way. Did you? Did you want fake? There's a whole lot of plenty of people out there in the world that aren't being themselves and that are fake as fucking shit. You're not gonna get that on the Eek Show. No. How you doing? I'm great. I'm great. Everything's great. I'm great. I love that. Love that. How's work? Oh, it's great. I look great. I got promoted, yeah. Yeah? You don't wanna tell me that you fucking hate your job. You don't wanna tell me that you don't wanna tell me what you hate, which is your fucking job, your career? How many out there fucking love their career? Love their jobs. You might like certain people. You probably don't love your boss, and if you do, you're lucky. You won't always love him or her. You won't. And if you do, good. I want your boss or your bosses in your will. I want them in your wedding party. Tell me that they're gonna be at your daughter's baptism. Tell me that they're gonna be at your bedside when you're fucking dying. Tell me that! You can't. So what do you hate? Do you hate fucking people that are fake? I hate that. Do you hate people that flaunt their fucking money? Like they their shit doesn't stink? I hate that. Do you hate people that fucking think stupid shit's important and they use it to sort of make you feel bad or feel down? Their assets, all the things they might do or own. Maybe trips they can go on that you can't. And I've been on a lot of trips. I'm not just doing this personally. I'm talking about I went from rat shit poor to working hard and having a career to having some money to being comfortable to having some savings and just living to my means. My contentness in life is to live to my means. How about you? How about you, Enique Showland? Wanting to have a lot of money or goals and be successful is fantastic. But does it change you? Does it change what you hate? Did you used to have people that you liked that were a lot like you, you grew up with, or that you could relate with, that respected you, that really knew who you were, and now you don't like them because you're in a different fucking place in your life? People change, that's for sure. People that treat you like shit, whether they have money or not, fuck them. I don't want to be with those people. I fucking hate anybody that isn't themselves or doesn't talk to me eye to eye, or just talk to me in a way where they care what I'm saying and they want to tell me something that maybe they don't tell everybody in the world. I'm not saying it's gonna happen in a first discussion, but sometimes it does. And when it does more than a few times, you might make a friend for life. Honestly. Do you hate the way people drive and you think you're a good driver? Most people think that, right? Uh-huh. I know what I'm doing out there. This guy doesn't fucking know what he's doing. I mean, everybody's a fucking everybody's a front seat driver when they're not driving. They may not always say shit, but if someone's driving and you're not the driver, especially if it's your fucking wife or husband, right, you you have opinions on how they drive. Ooh, that's a nice fucking, that's like the eighth or ninth sip of that fucking. That's a perfect fucking mug of coffee right there. It's one of the large Yetis. You know, I don't fill it all the way up, but it's perfectly decorated. And let's just say the experience of coffee this morning is fucking very high end. I give it a 9.2. Sun's out, fucking just I can see right now, it looks like a fucking 757 Delta Airlines flying right now through the fucking strato Cirrus style cloud fucking figurations. And uh it looks like he's headed northeast and uh maybe up to fucking uh Gibraltar, maybe a little fucking northern Canada. They're on their way to somewhere fucking special. I can see that. Do you hate fucking flying? Do you hate fucking takeoff or landing? I don't like landing. Taking off, you know, something about it. I'm like, I always used to say when I was younger, if the plane fucking blows up, you weren't expecting it to blow up. You know, it's not like you know, if you're in a car accident, you kind of know it's gonna happen. Maybe a second or two is my guess in most car accidents. There's that clarity of something bad's gonna happen as it's happening. I can think I've been in a couple accidents in my life and I could I knew it was coming and it was scary. If it's going up, right, when you're taking off and something blows up, specifically blowing up, right? Yeah, you're not gonna not not what you want. I didn't sign up for the the airplane to blow up, but you're not gonna know, it's just gonna be bang and fucking see you later, kid. And hopefully have another nice cup of coffee up in fucking the sky, kid, with all your old buddies. You get to see some of my old fucking pets. Love to see fucking like one of my first cats, fucking Topaz. Topaz was fucking an unbelievable cat. That cat would have lived longer than even I think it lived 15 years, and it took a nap under someone's tire, and the fucking guy rolled over it and fucking backed out. Our neighbor backed out over Topaz and fucking killed it. Every cat I ever had, I think I said this before, got killed by a car. Why my parents allowed the cats to continue to go outside, I'll never know. Not to mention, we we lived in a trailer park right off the fucking main highway.

unknown 11:41

It says fuck.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

Topaz, I miss you! It's not funny, but it's kind of funny, right? It's old. Topaz was a great cat. I don't hate cats. Do you hate cats? A lot of people hate cats. I love dogs, I love cats. I don't love bears. I hate bears. I never fucking met a bear. I don't want to meet a bear. I hate bears. I would say bears scare me. Spiders not scared of them. Snakes, not scared of them. Don't hate them. Scorpions? Don't hate them. Never been around them. I was around a tarantula once in the fucking woods in California camping. Didn't hate it. Didn't get near it, but close enough to see it. Then I was like, wow, that's fucking that's a tarantula kid. Bears? I hate them! I don't hate the fucking Bruins, bears, Boston Bruins, Kope's. But I don't like bears, I hate them. Do you hate certain seasons? Do you hate the hot? Do you hate heat? Do you hate the cold? Do you hate fucking bad fucking smells? I guess everybody hates bad smells. That's a fucking stupid one. Oh, need a cup of coffee after that one. Ooh, uh. That sip was a power fucking sip. Do you hate when people talk about their job? Do you hate when people talk about what they do for a living? Work comes up in a conversation and they just, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I started as a VP, you know, for this uh production company, and you know, VP was actually below what I what I ever aspired to be. So I, you know, I worked in that for five years. I was making fucking, you know, six figures, but I'm like, got the new home down south and fucking the Cape, and you know, I'm gonna need to be making more than this. So I I worked hard, you know. I I did a few trips to Australia, India, you know, the travel. And I was always in part of these management meetings. And you're just sitting there like, I don't care what you do. I just was being nice. Ask him what do you do for work? I don't give a shit. Everybody themselves wants to make a check to live, to have fucking comfort, to feel comfortable, to have a means to an end. And if you love what you're doing, I love doing this. It's not paying me, but I love this. I love being creative, I love fucking letting loose, and I don't mean fucking drinking, I don't mean doing drugs, I don't mean being a bastard to people. I mean trying to be funny, man. If this is not funny, well, there's plenty of other out things out there for you to choose that are funny. If someone asks you down the road, do you what do you what shows do you hate? If you say the Eek Show, I'm gonna be pissed. You don't have to love it. I just hope you like it. I hope you're able to fucking tolerate. I hope you're able to fucking grow and learn from it. Or maybe it'll inspire you. Maybe it'll inspire you to go fucking reseed your lawn. My lawn looks like fucking rat ass out front. The back's looking pretty sharp. Do you hate doing fucking chores? Do you hate doing yard work? Do you hate grocery shopping? Do you hate to fucking do dishes? I hate doing dishes. I hate it. But I do it all the time. How many things out there do you hate that you do? I think I mentioned my daughter hates eggs. I love eggs. Never finished that line. I had to fucking spit a gloppy fucking sinusitis fucking egg right out the fucking window. Shit's been fucking growing in my fucking face and sinuses all fucking week. Or at least for a last week or time. At least today I don't have a fucking headache. Thanks up there. Thanks, creator. Yet again, appreciate you making my fucking whatever I am, where I can fucking get a uh a sinus infection and feel like I'm gonna die for a full week. Thanks, love it. Yup. Appreciate ya. Always have done right by my family and friends, and followed the good book to an extent. Thou shalt not swear, I fail that one. I do. I apologize. There's emphasis on those words, isn't there? How did you do on your test? I did well. Not bad. How'd you do on your test? I fucking haste Is there a difference there? Do you hear the difference? Do you hear that fucking difference? Do you hate swears? If you hate swears or you hate potty language, I understand. You're not gonna like the e-show. Maybe you'll like it and tolerate the swears, I hope. There's love inside me, there's truth. There's fucking uh no filter on this show. I gotta I have a filter in several areas of my life. This is why I wanted this show. Filterless! You can fucking rip palm holes filterless while you listen. Still can't believe my dad never drank, smoked, did any drugs. And still, he talked like he is he talked like he had a fucking dead seal in the middle of his fucking throat. Now shut up! Do you hate arguments? I hate arguments.

unknown 17:07

Right?

SPEAKER_01 17:08

I'd rather just be friendly to everybody. Ooh, gotta crack the window so I can breathe. It's fucking a hot one today. Oh, it'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. Aww, here comes a fucking biker. He's got his helmet on. I'm pretty sure this guy isn't gonna be riding fucking aggressively, and he's got a fucking helmet on. Oh, he's got a fucking trek. A trek bike. And he's got a fucking douchebrocket helmet on. Yeah, and he's got the fucking blinking light in the back. Fucking douchebrocket. I know people ride bikes for for hobby and they enjoy it. I respect that. I don't know, man. If you're if you're riding a bicycle, right? We grew up, I mean, our generation, we grew up. We don't even fucking wear a helmet. You don't wear a helmet. If you're fucking in rad, the movie, doing fucking, oh my god, a backflip. Eat your heart out. Okay, if you're fucking the guy doing tricks in your fucking gym with the hot girl he did tricks with, to send me an angel. Send me an angel right now. If you're doing fucking tricks on a fucking mongoose or a fucking Hutch trickster, sure. Wear a helmet. You're riding your bike with your friends to and from school to the fucking 7-Eleven. The fuck out of here with a helmet. If you're worried about falling off your bike or getting hit by a car, then don't ride a bike. You know what I mean? Like fuck off. I know you fucking wear a helmet. Everybody's just over-protective with everything these days. Do you hate people that are overprotective? Do you hate people that don't have some normalcy in their life that the world is the world and it's gonna eat you up or it's not gonna eat you up? Either you're gonna fucking the world's gonna hit you and you're gonna hit back, or the world's gonna hit you and you're just gonna cower and fucking wilt away. This is the Eek Show. I'm curious of what you hate. What do you like? But what do you hate? Do you hate fucking podcasts? I don't even f I can't even tell you that I've listened to a lot of podcasts, which makes me excited about this because it's gotten me into fucking maybe there's people out there that are fucking putting together something that I need to listen to. I know podcasts about like true crime, that would interest me. I hope you had a great week, a great day. I hope you're enjoying yourselves. I hope you don't hate this episode. I hope that you have a pleasant week ahead. The one thing that I've noticed, or that happened, or that was on the fucking radar in my world is my daughter's soccer team just went 8-0. Her club team has been evolving over the last four seasons, maybe five, and really six or seven, how long she's been with the club. But they just never could put it all together. They couldn't win games. I remember their first tournament, they had four games at some fucking military base out way out west in Massachusetts. They led up 21 goals and scored none. Over four games on a weekend stretch. They played four games and they lost all four games. 21 goals given up, no goals scored. That team. There's a big fucking team meeting at the end, and everyone was up in arms. Understand if a good reason you got to pay for club, it's it's a higher end of not necessarily better than high school or town soccer. It's better than town soccer, right? But high school soccer, but it's at a level where everybody on the team has to earn the team. The cuts are real, okay? These teams, especially those levels. You've got, you know, uh B team, B plus team, A, A plus team, different levels, different ages. Every team, once you get into a certain league, they're top tier. She's in a top-tier league with all the other girls on our team. They all work well together at this point, steady players. They win eight. No, undefeated. Undefeated this season. And they're going, they earn their way to a fucking national tournament that's important because some of these kids want to play in college. Some of these kids want to try to earn a scholarship. This is a monster soccer tournament nationally down south. There's going to be a lot of people there and scouts that go to these places because they know the top players in these teams are earning the way to these tournaments and it's not easy. And they've never even sniffed an opportunity to go to a national tournament. So I'm proud of my daughter. I'm proud of these girls as a team. I'm proud of them collectively. It's an honor to see them have gone from that weekend where the parents were up and out and saying, Oh, we're supposed to be paying for this shit. Our girls, yeah, we're gonna fucking win a game. It's like you kind of wanted everybody to relax. And that's how the coach approached it. He's like, listen, I've coached great teams before. Stick with me. Same coach, same coach right now. We stuck with him. He couldn't have been more right. He's a younger guy. Kudos to him. Happy to know him. That he he did things his own way. He wants to be a coach, and that's what he's doing for a living right now. So good for him, happy for him, happy for the girls. And it doesn't even matter what happens now in the tournament. They earn their way to be seen, right? It's not like you win money or get paid, but these opportunities create who you are. Traveling and doing things in a team, playing sports, having goals on the line, meaning goals in life. That's cool stuff. That's really cool. So I hope you uh out there in Eek Show, man, have kids or you're part of groups that have kids. Or maybe you've got an experience of this because it's brand new for me. I played sports when I was young. I won some championships, but I never was on an undefeated team that went to a national tournament where I traveled far away from home to play teams from all over the country. There'll even be teams from Canada at this thing. And every team there, right, is not they're the best of their league. The best teams in their prospective club leagues. Probably very few losses, very few goals given up. They're not used to losing. I mean, we haven't lost this year. Amazing. That's the one thing. Eek Show every week, Friday afternoon after 4 p.m. around that time on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts. Again, Spotify, you didn't want me. So I left. Talk to you.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

And a really quick Eek Show disclaimer. The slow undertone snoring sound you heard, you indeed heard that. It was one of my dogs in the background doing his production assistant work. Have a great day.