THE SAFEWORD SOCIETY EPISODE 2 - PENGUINS, POLAR BEARS AND CNC

What starts as a conversation about dream BDSM scenes somehow ends up involving polar bears, penguins, and consensual non-consent.

Welcome to episode 2 of The Safeword Society! 🖤

In this episode we discuss our dream BDSM scenes with the usual detours we are starting to be known for.

From light hearted tangents to deeper conversations about kink, trust, communication, and fantasy, this episode gives you another glimpse into the wonderfully chaotic world inside our heads.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

I'm Mr. G. I'm Mrs. G. And this is the Safe Words Society. So grab yourself a copper, take a seat, and let's see what's going on this week.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Oh God, brace yourselves. What are we doing this week? I think we should talk about scenes and what we're into and what what our dream scene would be, what our worst scene would be.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Great, because you know when you said, What are we doing then? My face was a picture. The absolute unprepless podcast. As the personal PA of the relationship who organises everything within an inch of its life. No, but imagine if I'd have come in because I'd have had a full meltdown if you wouldn't have stuck to my plan.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Actually, I did think about that and I was like, God, I hope she hasn't written like bullet point scripts and and all this because I like to deviate.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

Exactly. That's why I didn't. Because then I can't can't can't be all freaked out.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

My main motivator is deviation.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

I think it is.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

I like going against the green.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Yeah. So dream scene. Or should we say the favourite that we've done?

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Okay, that's better, because I was like a deer in headlights.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

I know my dream scene, I've thought about it a lot.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Yeah, but that's too like, you know, big of a thing, right? I'm autistic, yeah? Like I take everything literal. I mean a dream scene. Okay, have I got unlimited money? Have we got unlimited time?

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Well, yeah, it's a dream. What does your dream house look like?

SPEAKER_00 1:30

It's I know exactly what my dream house looks like. It's a double-fronted, semi-detached house with four bedrooms for the children, with just enough space around it where the kids can go from the front to the back garden.

unknown 1:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

It's a dream. So you just mean it.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Yeah, but that's achievable. Like my dream scene might be paragriding out of the sky for you to catch me at the bottom in the middle of the jungle. That's not that's not like, you know, let's be realistic.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

That's that's not why the jungle?

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I don't know. That's the only wildest thing that came to my brain. Although to be fair, I could be down with being chased through the jungle.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

You would not want to be chased through the jungle.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Why?

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Not the jungle.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Why not the jungle?

SPEAKER_01 2:10

It's humid. You don't do well in heat.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Yeah, I don't do well in heat. Alright. The North Pole.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

See what I'm married to here, Adele.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Listen, you're saying dream scene and you're not giving me brackets.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Because you know what would happen? Right, let's okay. Let's say we're within the Arctic or the Antarctic. Really cold, because that's what you're after, isn't it? Yeah. We're running, we're chasing, not for very long, just slow as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Running, running, running, running, running. Catch you, throw you on the floor, and you go, Oh my god, penguins.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Oh, what, yeah? Penguins. Is there a baby penguin? Hey, we might have to do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

No, I don't know. And one of them brings you over a pebble because it gets a little bit confused.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

I would love a penguin spring me a pebble. Oh my god, that'd make my life. No, right. We could go to an igloo. Like, this is dream scene. You'd have put built an igloo. So it wouldn't be no penguins watching. You'd have to put a door on the igloo.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

I have watched a lot of uh what are they called, Dill? Outdoor boys.

unknown 3:17

Outdoor boys.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Big Lou.

unknown 3:20

Have you not?

SPEAKER_00 3:22

He's brilliant, you know. The survival geezer. Oh my god, he's brilliant. You'd love him. Outdoor boys, he's amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

See? Yeah. I can build this little underground.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

That's what I mean. But also, right? If we were in the Antarctic or the North Pole, I don't know what it's called.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

One of them.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

One of them. Right. You could have polar bears. I mean to be fair. I would not want to see a polar bear. Yeah. No, I would not want to see a polar bear.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

To be fair though, if if if God forbid. But if it was me, you and a polar bear, I'd be in the best position. You would be. Because it would take you. I I'm not fast enough. I would smoke you across them snowy planes.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

And do you know what the worst thing is? You're my husband and you'd be. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you would. And you'd be like, it's our own fucking fault for wanting this dream scene. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

And I'd be shouting, that's not on your boundaries, is it? But that's on a hard limit.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

So what's your favourite scene we've ever done?

SPEAKER_00 4:25

Hmm. There's a lot of scenes. Okay, I think I've got favourites for different reasons. Okay, I'm gonna say my favourite was the performance at Draste.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Ooh, yeah, actually.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

I loved that.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

Yeah. I I remember being asked for that because Drastiche is like bring Berlin here.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Bring Berlin to Townhouse, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Really hard scenes. Um just really out there. Um so we got asked to do uh a scene or slash performance, make it as hard as you want. I said, how hard? And they said, I want the audience to watch through closed hands, yeah. Yeah. I was like, okay, I've got an idea, we've not done it before. But I'm sure Mrs. GP of because you weren't there with the case.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Yeah, so we've confirmed we'd we'd done it in different elements at different times, we'd never combined all the elements in one scene.

SPEAKER_02 5:35

Yeah, and uh, I remember them saying to me, Oh, you you come up with that quick. What is it? I thought we're gonna put a plastic bag over her and drown her.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

And yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

And it was genuinely an incredible scene. Like I could not remember anyone being in the room.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

And that actually sounds horrific when you say it.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

So serene. I mean, that also makes me sound like an absolute raven psychopath.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

You are, but it's actually quite safe. Like it's lovely. The way we did it, because we weren't smacking your face into the water so that all the water pressure pushes the plastic bag into your mouth. It was going in quite slow, weren't it? You were keeping your lips shut and it was creating sort of a seal.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

Yeah, so that compared to the usual water play for us, yeah. That added a weird level of safety. Listen, water play is never safe, and I'm gonna I'm gonna categorically make that abundantly clear.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Well, we're not like um what what you call it?

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Promoting. Endorsing.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

It was a different word, like making it look good, is what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Oh, I'm just gonna break the town.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

It's just we it's something we've done for ten years, so it's very normal for us to talk about.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

It's routine for us about us, but it is not safe. However, that scene was great. That would be my favourite dream scene.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

Yeah, and it was just it was just the level of prep that went into it for me. There was so much prep. Because you know, a lot of people just see us on the night and like, oh my god, that was good. Um but not the weeks before of like trialing it out, trial and error, blah blah blah. If I hold the bag this way, is that okay? If I put it on this way, is that okay? If I take it off like this, is that okay?

SPEAKER_00 7:14

Yeah. When you're under, okay, it reduces your time to be under by X seconds, or it increases X seconds, or it does this, or it does that. Yeah. You know, can I still feel the squeeze and can she still remember to squeeze? Blah blah blah blah blah. Going in forehead first versus chin first, versus nose first, versus the angle of my chest going in, everything. There's so much that goes into it that you that you could spend hours explaining it.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

But that would be probably my my favourite scene.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

Yeah. Um God geez, we have done so many. I think oh my favourite one. It's it's uh the actual scene although it was good, like that part wasn't my favourite scene. It was it was like the prerequisite.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

So the scene we did with um say his scene name.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

I'd say skip it just in case.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

Okay. Um the scene we did with a good friend of ours.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

That's perfect.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

Now uh like we said in the last episode, whenever we do like a CNC sort of thing, I give you a rough time scale.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

So I'd said to you between half nine and half ten, you will be getting captured, dragged upstairs.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

I know exactly which one you're on about now, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Used and abused.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Excellent. So there's gonna be a few little extra things. I'm not gonna tell you about them, but you will be okay with them because ten years on the scene, we kind of got to know each other's boundaries, haven't we?

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Yeah, we've kind of spent a lot of time. We kind of have almost I would say almost after every event, a rediscussion on boundaries again. Yeah, of course. So I think we've had so many discussions on boundaries and comfortable and what's okay and what's not.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

Yeah, like I know I can design a full-on scene for you without ever speaking to you or letting you know about anything that's gonna happen. And one minute before the scene, you will be absolutely fine because you'll know I know your boundaries, your limits, and what you like and what you don't like. Yep. And if there's something in it that you don't like, you will be warned when it's about to happen.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

Yep. And if it's something that that I get uncomfortable with or whatever, I'll just say red.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

And it stops. Yep. Yeah. So CNC, bag and grab, taken upstairs. That's pretty much all you know. I come down, walk past, and uh like one of my identifiers for you is once the mask goes on, isn't it? Yeah. So I go out into the lobby, I can still see all the bar. I can't see you, but I know you're in the bar. Now very good. Very good friend of ours was stood in the doorway to go upstairs, um, which I'd pre-planned, and I go to the other side of the bar. So we're at each room, other end of the room. Each exit, yeah. Each exit, yeah. I put the mask on. Someone grasped on me. They did. Mr. G's got the mask on. They didn't mean to. No. No. Um oh my god, Mr. G full mask out there. So you knew.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

And I was like, time to run.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Yeah. But you didn't until I walked around the corner.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

Because you thought I'd gone to the smoothing area.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

So you were about to walk out this way. I've come in this way. You've seen me. Didn't possum. I didn't possum that time. Semi-possumed.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

I did. I froze for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

And then you froze and looked at me and I thought, oh, I've got to run now.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Turned, ran straight into friend. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Who just grabbed me.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

Yeah. And I was just walking chill. I I couldn't see round the corner, but all I hear was, I knew you were in on it, you bastard. I'm totally fun. And yeah, we we both grabbed you.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

Like can we just say I made it difficult going up them stairs?

SPEAKER_02 11:18

You did. Arm and a wing with a leg and a wing. Leg and a wing?

SPEAKER_00 11:22

Have you never done that? I mean, leg and an arm, but never a wing. I know I've got bingo wings, babe, but Jesus. That's the brine. It's not leg and a wing. Leg and a wing to see the king. Abs No, I'm not having this.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Yeah. You grab the ankle. Is this some northern? Someone else grabs the wrist and you swing them as high as you can. Your leg and a wing to see the king. I can't remember the rest of it. We just used to fuck people off. Patreons. If you're not if you're not subscribed to Patreon, get on it. Because with whatever time left, me and Dill are gonna give Mrs. G a leg and a wing.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

I would probably, I would probably cry.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Um so no, we got you upstairs. You were kicking us. I was you you were going for it up like halfway up the stairs. I thought I was gonna win. We have to throw you on the floor and get the cuffs on properly because we we hadn't at that point, had we. Um up the last flight of stairs, into the last room. I don't know why we picked the room the furthest away.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

I mean, you guys had to carry me, and I'm not I'm listening I'm not the slimmest girl in the world. I'm no, I'm not the slimmest girl in the world. So it was a like three flights of stairs as a chill.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

You were dead waiting as well.

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Oh, yeah, I was, yeah. Ha.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

You know, like that superpower that just comes out of nowhere where you can make gravity pull you harder. Like that's what she was doing. So we finally get you up there, we stand you up, and the the bed's got sort of a high frame on it, hasn't it? Now, because me and good friends hadn't really communicated, I'd I'd said to them, just do what I do, just take 20% off it. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

So just don't go as hard as me, but go do what you want.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

Yep. Um because again, this person knew us well enough to know boundaries, blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

He did, he did. We'd never done a scene with them though, had we? We've done sort of with like little Venn diagram crossover little things, but not a full-on like plan scene. So we've got Mrs. G stood up. This is honestly towards the bed. Hilarious. And our brains must have just connected at the exact same time, and I give Mrs. G a nudge the same time he gave Mrs. G a nudge. I flew. You well, arms behind the back, right towards the bed. Obviously, it's got like a sort of shin level lip on it.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

I mean, on me, knee level. Yeah, hit the bed, collapsed, hilarious, a super soft mattress. Let me make it clear.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

Yeah, full on scorpion up the other way though, with the legs and arms still behind the back. And I was like, oh no, a very shins, just whack that bit of wood. So I sort of nudge myself in front of friends, run over and make do like a big theatrical jump on top of you.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Um, because we had loads of people watching us, didn't we? Oh my god, so bizarre. Yeah. Um, jump on top, and I I done our check-in, which like if if we're ever doing CNC, like because you develop a character of like, you know, whatever is stalker, you know, house invader.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Oh yeah, I I make up some wild imagination things. Listen, I like a smutty book, so listen, I'm I'm channeling me books, okay? Dentist. Oh, I love a dentist. Oh my I shouldn't probably say this. I'm never gonna be able to book into a dentist ever again. Conceptually, I like a dentist.

SPEAKER_02 14:43

Uh masou. Oh a masseuse, yeah.

unknown 14:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Masour.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Is that a masou? I mean, listen, I'd have a masseuse too.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Well, you would, yeah. A masseuse animal.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

Listen, we can't delve into this on the podcast. I'm getting flustered. Go back to carry on on your story.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Um, so yeah, we do our check-in, which is rather than me being like, you know, take the mask off or whatever and just be like, Are you okay? Yeah, good yeah. Right. Oh, you look. Um like that kills the mood a little bit, doesn't it? It's not for the sexiest moment, yeah. So our check-in is literally just literally I don't know if you can see that very well. So it's I put two fingers into her hand, she squeezes it a few times, we're good, we're golden.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

If I don't squeeze, we are fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Or she's dead.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Or I'm dead. I mean, listen, it's an effective way to know whether I'm alive or not.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Yes. Um but as as much as that's for me to make sure you're okay, just me doing that says in your brain, oh, he's checking if I'm okay.

unknown 15:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

Listen, CNC isn't mean and there's no no love or no care involved. Like Oh, very very much so, yeah. It's it is CNC is a fantasy. Yeah. No matter what you say, it is a fantasy. It is not.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

I mean, we we can deep dive this properly on an episode. But CNC is a massive umbrella to him. Like when I said last episode about the handcuffs in your pocket, that was CNC.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

Yep. That was a version of the NC.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

Yeah, it's a version of it. Um so yeah, and then obviously you were alright. Threw you on the bed, we slapped your bouts a bit, put fingers in places. Yeah. You had a great time, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00 16:32

I had a great time, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

And the the idea was to go further and proper, like take you to Paris and Eiffel Tower, yeah. But because we were so wrapped up in you, like when we looked up and it the whole room was full. It was very bizarre. I was just like, I am not getting my Willie out in this room.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

You you're not an exhibitionist.

SPEAKER_02 16:54

I am, and I'm not. You're not a sexual like if I feel like I had to whisper that then sexual. Let's let's say we start playing and the crowd quietly forms. Yeah. No, if if like if we're having sex, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine with that.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Yeah. Until I'm fine with that until someone goes, Oh, it's Mr. and Mrs. G. And then I'm like, Yeah, oh my god, swallow me up.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

Like, so heads up. If you're ever in the same room we are playing, because we go around the country to events and listen, we are, we are, we like to play with other people as well, each other. Don't announce my name. Like, I'll die. And all you'll see then is literally you'll see me dry up like the Sahara Desert and leave. No, we're um and then you're ruining the fun for everyone else in the audio, okay?

SPEAKER_02 17:38

But if we're doing if we're doing like a BDSM type scene.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

Oh, that doesn't bother me. I don't care about that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Get more people in, get more, more because especially if we're doing impact.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

Yeah, we just like to have a laugh. Like our scenes, we have serious scenes, but impact for us, impact a laugh for us.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

And we mentioned we mentioned this on the Patreon, didn't we, about you know, uh comparison on the scene and stuff like that. And you know, we seen a lot of impact and a lot of people playing heavy, and we just assumed, right, that's how you do it. Impact. And it it didn't click for us.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

No, I used to be like that. Yeah when I first came on the scene when I was 18, I used to be like that.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

And since I had children, I'm just not just not the same as I was.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

You change, don't you? Yeah. You change. Um, and I have more fun with it. Like, I would rather do impact with stuff that isn't hating you and it's getting you in a mindset, and then do one or two of the shit you hate. Yeah. Do you get what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 18:38

And I I always enjoy, in a weird way, the stuff I hate as well. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

It's a love-hate relationship. Of course it is, of course it is.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Um, but no I am by no means a masochist. I'm an emotional masochist, but I'm not a impact masochist.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

And a mental masochist, I suppose.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

Not an impact masochist.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

No, no, not a physical masochist. Um, so that would probably be my favourite scene, maybe, just for that one moment of you trying to run away and you ran into the person that was in the scene with us.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

I mean, to be fair, I just find it hilarious because of my legs. Because honestly, your legs?

SPEAKER_02 19:19

When I flew, yeah, I think that they were batters, weren't they?

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Oh my god, my knees were black.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

My knees were black, like, but genuinely, even in the moment, I just remember giggling to myself. I remember being like, oh my god, that hurt, but then also being like, they defo more mortified than I am right now. And that that tickled me more because I'm not a brat. But when something I know has gone wrong and you two are like, shit, I'm like, huh. How long are we on till?

SPEAKER_01 19:51

We've done exactly 23 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Oh, we're really gonna get it.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Okay, just so I know what time to go to on the clock.

SPEAKER_00 19:59

But I do think whilst we're talking about how that was a mishap, my favourite mishap scene.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Is this with the poll?

SPEAKER_00 20:08

It is with the poll and it will forever live rent-free in my brain.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

So this is when we were I we we weren't long back on the scene, were we?

SPEAKER_00 20:21

I think we were about six months back.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just getting to the point where we were confident doing scenes in public and just like like announced scenes, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

It was our first properly announced scene. Was it? Was it announced that scene?

SPEAKER_02 20:36

I thought we were just cracking on.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

No, it wasn't announced.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

Okay. So the idea behind the scene was to do a forced orgasm scene, but you were going to be pallet wrapped to the stripper pole, weren't you?

SPEAKER_00 20:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Um so we crack on, we're doing that. Got all our stuff, all our doxy and all the other bits. Wrapping you up to the pole, get you wrapped up. Um I can't remember. Oh, did they have to spread the bar?

SPEAKER_00 21:03

Yeah, I think you did.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Yeah, so oh yeah, sorry, you were you were wrapping up. Way to waist, weren't you?

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Yeah, it was just my waist and my arms on the pole. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

My head was out. But just had a hood on. Full upper body was pallet wrapped, wasn't it? Yep. Um had the hood on, spread the bar so the legs are open. I'm working away. And you know, would we have a great time? We're a good few inches. We always start with like edging and that, don't we? So do five, seven minutes of edging, however long it's it can take. Um, and then we switch the tap on, then don't we? It's just bam, go, go, go.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

This is such a sexy demonstration.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

We just started that bit, haven't we? And the the the amazing thing with that scene is obviously when you when you are arriving, let's say, yeah, um obviously you you clench up when your knees buckle and all that, but book. Because you were pallet wrapped up, literally couldn't move.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Yep, no.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

So it was really good from my perspective, and I knew it was killing you that you couldn't move. Yeah. So we're going five minutes in and it's starting to get intense. I get a tap on the shoulder. I was like, shit, what have we done?

SPEAKER_00 22:17

Yeah. Who have we upset?

SPEAKER_02 22:19

I was like, because we were still new to it. I was like, oh, have we done something wrong? Like, uh, can we not do this at this event? Or it's like, you know, um you're like, have you got a blue car? I was like, yeah, what a what a strange time to ask. Like, are you into cars? Is this they're like, uh, your boots open in the car park? And I was like, ah, okay. Because I had my combat on.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Yep, you'd know.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

The key was there, and because I was kneeling down, like to get the good the good angles and stuff. It me I was obviously pressed the boot button on the key. So boots wide open. And my initial response, I unzipped the key and I was I went to give it to you. I was like, go shut the boot while I'll do this. I was like, the this I'm doing is you.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

Because usually as submissive, those kind of things are my job and I love it.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so yeah, I had to uh pause the doxy.

SPEAKER_00 23:15

Told told one of our friends to just sit and watch me.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Yeah, comically told you not to go anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Um when I was in shut the booth, and um we basically just started again, didn't we?

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Yeah, we were fine, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

But it is still one of my funniest moments.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

I genuinely love that moment.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Yeah, I'd say that's probably been the funniest mishap we've had.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

There's been a few There's been loads of different Of course there is.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

There's there always is. Um it's just how you deal with it.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

I mean, listen, there's funny mishaps when we're filming your content, like the other other week when you lifted me up and nearly knocked me out.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

But do you know what can I say? Hang on, I want this on record. I'm a professional. I believe I even say in that video, just carry on. You stopped and restarted. So me, I'll take a concussion for you guys.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Yeah. There's um there's a there's a video of us it it it it did really well. Um it's Mrs. G over my shoulder, and I take her out of one cell, walk down, pop her in the other one. Um, but like you stood two stairs up, then yeah, because my back was destroyed.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

And I had um six inch or seven-inch heels on.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Yeah. So you were two stairs up, I get you on my shoulder, like, right, you ready, okay, camera's set up, we're all going. She's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, crack on. And I just go, sound, bang, head, right on the wall. And you just hear me go, oh, the noise of it, like it didn't you hear the wall echo around your head.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

Yeah. And I was like, just crack on. And then after we filmed, I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

But there's also been times where we've been filming in the woods and you've taken me out on a branch.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Oh, yeah. Rather.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Like, listen, pfft.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

I take myself out on a branch.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Everybody needs to understand. I climb in wardrobes, like I'm dedicated to your content.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

You are.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Like, it's a good job, I'm small, really.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:16

Like you wouldn't have fit in that wardrobe the other day.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

I do need to get better at filming though.

unknown 25:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

Why?

SPEAKER_02 25:22

It's very robotic.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

I'm robotic.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Yeah, I know. I know.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

I'm like a tripod. That's the only way I can describe it, is I just go.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

You know the way you're moving that camera before? That that that's how she films. It's not very human at all. It's it's great. You know what you'd be great for, actually.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

If I do know, if your tripod broke in it, I'd be great.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

If if I was doing a reel, like I've been recorded by CCTV.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

That's my skill set.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

That is that is how you move.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

But you say this, right? When we were filming the other day for one of our friends, the pair of you were like, I said, Oh, just walk in and do this, and you're like, but less robotic.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

I can't remember what you're on both.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

When we were filming. Uh oh, yeah, yeah. In Lincoln.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

Yes, yeah. Yeah, now I remember.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

And you were like, well, but maybe maybe do it less robotic. And they were like, yeah, I thought I'd do it less robotic. And I was like, Yeah. I am, I am quite a robotic person.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Oh now, yeah, now I know what you're on both. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

I don't mind it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Loosen up.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

Do I look like I'm a loosey oosy?

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Not poor chairs, but fucking cannibalized.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

I know.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

But you've done better this episode, though.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

Well, yeah, only because I've kind of sat just with my hands on my hips like an angry carrot. I do. I am I'm gonna bring one. Can you knit? I used to be able to.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

That's what you should do, right?

SPEAKER_00 26:50

Just sit and just sit and crochet.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can get rid of the crochet noise, can't you?

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Yeah, the anti-crochet button. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Every good podcast studio should have an anti-crochet button.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

And if they haven't, bit them off.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Get rid. Okay. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

That was a Have you enjoyed that episode, haven't you?

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Yeah. Our favourite scenes.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

I feel like you guys have just been brought along to just listen to us talk today.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

Well, that that is what our podcast is.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

Oh. Well.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

So they're our favourite scenes.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Um I don't think we've got time to do like West scene and dream scene. We'll do that another time. Dream scene.

SPEAKER_00 27:35

I covered my dream scene up in the North Pole with the polar bears and the igloos and the penguin bringing me a pebble.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

That's your dream scene.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

I mean, bonus point. Listen, I'm I'm you're not gonna get otters up in the North Pole, but that don't be the only thing that make it better.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Oh yeah, big sea otter. Sea otter.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

You'd love a sea otter.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

My dream scene.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

Oh, an orca swim by. Sorry. Like I'd happily have you clap my cheeks and then an orca swim by. And the northern lights. Oh my god. See? Listen.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

I mean, I'm in. Whereas my mine's a little bit different to that. Mine's like three days away. A three a three day full three days of interrogation.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

I'd be down.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

That is my dream scene.

SPEAKER_00 28:19

Can you feel feed me a Miller and Carter takeaway during it though?

SPEAKER_02 28:22

No. No, you you get that afterwards. So you would be given words, phrases. Or no, actually, you would have to write down a character profile. Writing. I've got shite handwriting. Where you live, everything like that. Just for yourself, type it on your phone, whatever. Be my job to get that out of you. Because I know who you are.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Yeah, but I'd forget what I'd written down. I'd have to start making it up on the spot. And then you'd have the original stuff. You'd have the original stuff, be like, wrong. I'd be like, it's right. It's right.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

You end up going home with no toenails.

SPEAKER_00 28:54

You'd be like, oh my god. Oh god it was. Not my toenails, though. I like me toenails.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Yeah, but that that that's my dream. Booking somewhere away in obviously private land.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Obviously.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Wouldn't do it in public land. But it would take a hell of a lot of planning.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

Listen, if anyone wants to land loan us a load of land, but you need a cabin or something warm. I need a bed. Alright, I need a bed.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

You should not be you would not be interrogated all day and then be like, right, come on, babe. Miller and Carter.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Nice comfy bears. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

You'd be sleeping on a wet floor. And I would leave the hose just dripping slightly.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

No, because I I'd get cranky. I'd do one day of that. I'd do one day of that. We're not compatible. Revoke the dynamic. This cannot be how we finish.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

You would do three days of interrogation for a butcher's block.

SPEAKER_00 29:50

Oh yeah. I'm back in. I'm back sold again. Can he have me? Can he have me beef shin croquettes as well? Oh, yeah, I mean. Do you know what?

SPEAKER_02 29:57

You get through the interrogation, you have whatever you want. A crme brulee, too.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

I'm in. I'm back in. Do you know what? Yeah, sound. If you know anyone with some land, I can't reach. Just move the mic. Just move the mic. Why can't you move? Jesus Christ. Lots of love, guys. Catch you next time. Love you. Bye.