THE SAFEWORD SOCIETY EPISODE 4 - WE ALL LIKE A BAD BOY

Welcome to Episode 4 of The Safeword Society.

This week we're exposing ourselves and talking about our kinks and fetishes. We want to display how everyone in this lifestyle is different and how your kink isn't my kink and that's okay! 

We cover:
- Our own fetishes and kinks
- Stories from scenes gone wrong 
- Boundaries and consent 
- Free use
- Fantasies and trying to make them come true

We are at the point of our journey where we are unapologetically ourselves, and if we can do it, so can you.

Sit back, grab a drink, and enjoy delving into Mrs G's diabolical mind 😆

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

I'm Mr. G. I'm Mrs. G. And this is the Safe Word Society. So grab yourself a drink, get yourself comfy, and let's get started. Oh, you took that very literally. I did, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

I need a drink.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

I need a drink.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

We're in the middle of a heat wave, to be fair, we are in a nice.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

I was gonna say, you cannot say we're in the middle of a heat wave when we're sat in aircon.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

That does not eliminate the fact that we are in a heat wave.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

But this room is pristine temperature. So you can't use that?

SPEAKER_01 0:32

Yeah, you have you have smashed it with that aircon.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

The temperature is elite. Yeah, yeah. The the electric bill this month's gonna be through the roof, but everyone who's filmed is like this is lovely. Oh really? Okay. Hey, can we I mean I I'm not investing in much.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Oh, I would love aircon in that.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

No, because we'd use it for one week of the year. It would never be off. Does that heat as well? Oh my god. We did treat ourselves to a turbo fan that heats. You know the shark one.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

The shark.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Mm-hmm. Got it um refurbed. And I got it with a voucher, so I only paid 70 quid bargain.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

By the way, as you can tell, we've got Jacob with us today, not Dylan. And just every now and again we just have to chat bubbles. This is what this podcast is.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Yeah, but we haven't started this quite well, have we?

SPEAKER_00 1:25

No. We started it, but we we've also give you a random chat. So enjoy it.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

This is the second episode. We're warmed up. We're we're we're chatting away out.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Yeah, and I'm not doing the intro again, so you can all just enjoy this bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

So you have decided to do these episodes?

SPEAKER_00 1:39

I have. I've decided we're doing our weird kinks. I don't want to call them weird though.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

So just uh rephrase it again. I'm gonna rephrase it again. Go on.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

This week in the Brig Brother, I'm joking. I've lost the plot off that Red Bull. Come on. Right. This week we're gonna talk about our kinks.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Whose?

SPEAKER_00 2:00

No, because you've got a weird one as well. Have I? Yeah. Very interesting. So we'll talk about mine, but Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Mum, skip this episode.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Yeah. Oh God, please, please don't watch this episode. Save me. Save me the embarrassment.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

And if you know me, like as in you know me and you don't you're pretending you don't know about this, don't bring this episode up. Bring up another one.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Right. Are we going shock value right out the door?

SPEAKER_00 2:28

Well you can, yeah. What mine?

SPEAKER_01 2:30

Yeah. Oh god. Mine can't be shock value. I don't even know what they are. Go on. One for me is drool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

That's that that's a that's a fetish. Yeah, I know it is. Yeah. I'm trying to get comfy and I don't know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

But you're saying weird fetishes, huh?

SPEAKER_00 2:47

Well no. No, I phrased it wrong. We changed it to just our fetishes.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Okay. I mean yours are weird.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Do you know what, honestly? I'm going.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Some of yours are fucking arranged. Oh my god. Some of mine are unique. Let's let's let's start it at the the the more common ones, and then we'll get to the more niche ones.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

But how am I gonna know which ones are more niche of mine?

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Because well the the the most openly accepted one is probably the masks.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Listen. And this started. I was uh I was at Renault at the time.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

I was at the compound, it was raining fucking sideways. I had my coat hood up to here.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

And the you know your zip bit that comes up on your winter coats?

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Yeah, I had that up to a by the way.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

This was we weren't actually together at this point. We were just both single, newly single, yeah, and awkwardly flirting.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Yeah, and I'd sent you the picture to be like what a day sort of thing, and just go not on board. Lust back. It was and that's where the whole mask thing started, I suppose, wasn't it? Yeah. So where the where does that come from?

SPEAKER_00 4:09

I don't know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

I don't I always remember because I'm gonna say it's growing up in a military family, probably you're in a yeah, because anytime we've watched anything, because we watch a lot of police interceptors. Oh my god, yeah. All the films I watch are like modern military, SAS, anything like that, isn't it? That's great. So, you know, there's a lot of masked men on our TV, and anytime any one of them would come on, I was ready. I'd let him rail me. It's just a set of eyes.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Oh, but that's all I need. That's all I need to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Well, we like take take the mask off and strip them off and that no, no, just unzip the flight and just and do you know what I've got to say?

SPEAKER_00 4:57

My TikTok algorithm knows me so well. I get a lot of foreign military stuff coming up as well. And the doctors watch out the Danish um Danish military SAS have it down.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

I think it's their version of the SBS.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Um my days.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Or elite, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

I need to get hold of some of that stuff.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

Yeah. Also, doctors, like surgeons, masks.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

I it's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

It's anything where I can only see do you know what it is? It's the lack of expression. And I feel like it's because my autistic brain enjoys not having to try and predict a facial expression. Because I've also got alexothymia, and you'll not have a clue what that is. But alexithymia is I struggle to understand emotions and feelings. Yeah. And that also means I'm not very good at telling what someone else is thinking or feeling.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

No, you're shite as social situations.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Atrocious. My social buffer needs to be with me at all times.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

Social interpreter.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

Yeah. So I think that's where it comes from, is there's nothing to interpret.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Uh yeah, probably. Probably.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Um therefore it eliminates a lot of the anxiety. Because obviously I've got a lot of social anxiety.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Yeah, you probably read too much into facial expressions or something, don't you?

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Okay, so masks is one. And that masks is common. I'm telling you now, 50% of the people listening to this have at least read a book with a mask in.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

100%, yeah. 100%. Um what's your other one? What's another one? Go on.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

I don't I might I I which one? How far can I go?

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Go far.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Okay. I like this is gonna sound weird because there's a lot of caveats to this one. I need to make this abundantly clear. I like being like jizz done. You knew where I was going. Yeah, I don't know how terrified you were to say it. But there's a lot of caveats. I'm holding on to this mic stand for dear life. No, this is like my emotional support mic's now.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

That's what you're waiting for to jizz on you.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

No, oh my god. Right. No, there's a lot of caveats. Can't be in my hair. Unless it's you. Can't be can't be in my eyeballs unless it's you. I've got to have my gigs on, which I never wear my glasses.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

There's a a running joke, isn't there, with the squeegee?

SPEAKER_00 7:18

Yeah, about one of my friends bought me two really extendable squeegeees for in an orgy situation to just but also as well if someone else is gonna jizzle me, I can't know it's somebody else. It has to be you in my brain.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

Oh yeah, I get what you mean.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

But this this kink of mine undoes us sometimes. Because say we're starting and I'm not masculine in the mood, when I reach peak in the mood, when is that? You already know when that is. So that's where the denial kink came from because well, yeah, that that goes hand in hand, doesn't it? It goes hand in hand, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

There's there's many, many times where I've done it because there's been times where you've just said, if I'm asleep, just wank. Finish on me.

SPEAKER_00 8:06

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Job done.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Listen, this is I apologize to anyone who this is their first episode.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

This isn't roll we'll four episodes in. No, fucking buckling.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

I'm actually mortified that we're putting this out, but we're rolling with it. This is I brought this up. It's my own fault.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

You did, you got a face here. Um, what was I saying?

SPEAKER_00 8:30

Many times that I've said when I'm asleep, just jizz on me, which I have.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Yeah. No, so obviously I do that, I finish, job done.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Yeah, she then wakes up nine times out of ten, yeah. Covered, insatiable.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

I'm like, come on, round two, and he's like, I've just I've got nothing left. It's 2 a.m.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

I mean, have a ciggy in a nap.

SPEAKER_00 8:54

If you have a ciggy, ciggy kill me, no.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Um, but yeah. Or there's time there was there was one time where I was doing it, I was working away in fast slew.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

I know. I know exactly what time you're gonna play.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

Like that. I thought to myself, do you know what? I'm gonna get a bit athletic here.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Bit athletic.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

So just about to finish, throw the leg up over, just so I can which is the ultimate, by the way, the ultimate, which we've never achieved. The full shot. Yeah, and as I go over, she thinks someone's bringing me up. So start slapping me. But I'm mid flow and it just looks like a scene out of Spider-Man, and there's just webbing going everywhere. It was a fucking disaster.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

I'm crying. It was, it was so listen.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

So never again, never again. I said to her, listen, this fancy you've got, it's not happening. Never again. There's too much danger, it's it's outside my comfort zone and my boundaries. I did not consent to being physically abused while trying to fulfil a sad fancy of yours.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

Listen, I was genuinely scared from my life in that moment. So was I.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

So was I. How'd you go from yes, I'm about to finish mid-orgasm, getting assaulted? Which, by the way, as you'll by someone who's not even saying words, does you go?

SPEAKER_00 10:34

And also, if you've watched any other episodes of ours, you'll know that I normally possum, but apparently this night I was ready for it.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

I wasn't ready, I didn't know what to do. I couldn't fight back.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

So that king has on Donos to go put it.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

I just rolled off yet, spun away from you, back to you. I just went asleep. You did. Fucking nightmare. Absolute fucking nightmare.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

So yeah, that's a mess-up we've had.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

But that's one of yours, isn't it? That is one of mine. Uh doing it while you're asleep.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

Yeah. So this was one where we had to have a big discussion around boundaries and stuff and opening up to free use.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Yeah, it took us a long time.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Took us a long time, yeah. But actually, that is one of my kinks now. Comes from trauma. I know exactly where it comes from.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

But listen, how I deal with my trauma is how I deal with my trauma. My trauma didn't make me funny, it gave me some weird kinks, okay?

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Own your trauma.

unknown 11:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

Oh my trauma. I own my trauma. I'm getting some weird kinks.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

And we lived them out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

I live them out.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

And you live them out under your narrative where you can control it and you have a good time with it.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

And I think there's nothing unhealthy with that.

SPEAKER_01 11:46

Yeah. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Well, doesn't I was bold on me.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

I'm okay with being messed up in the head. I'm fine with it. It m it actually genuinely gives me my best life. So I'm fine with it. Yeah. But yeah, so that was once we had to open up to free use for that.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Yeah, that that took a while to uh on my side as well.

SPEAKER_00 12:06

Yeah, you were very weirded out by that, by the thought of you just being able to be like But to be fair, we kind of got eased into it because what what's it called?

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Sexomnia. Yeah. So I've got that, haven't I?

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Yeah, so. Listen up, people.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Wait, we had it the other way.

SPEAKER_00 12:22

Yeah. So the first time he he slept over, middle of the night, he has sexomnia. Talks in his sleep. So I was like, You alright, babe? He was like, Yeah. Oh, answering my question's fine. I thought this is a great thing. Wake you up the next morning and I was like, Oh, that was great last night. He was like, What was great? And I was like, the sex in the middle of the night last night, and he was like, no clue. So that's how we kind of came around to being like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Yeah. I'm kind of doing it. I'm just not aware of it.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:50

But we we just needed to flip the script, didn't we? Yeah. In terms of you being the one asleep and me being awake.

SPEAKER_00 12:55

Yeah. I mean, I was fine with the risk of sleeping in a bed with you, knowing you had sex omnia. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 13:01

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Obviously, we're together. It's a risk. It's a condition you can't control.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

But there's loads of times where because obviously it happens when I'm deep asleep.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

Deep asleep. You were trying last night, by the way, but then you realised that because it was so hot, I'd moved so my face was at the fad. Yeah. So you realised you were stroking my ankle, not my thigh. And there was a moment where your hand was like trying to figure out. And then I felt it go across the bed a bit to try and see if my head was there.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't have mattered to me. I just judged on your foot. But no. So it only happens when I'm in a deep sleep. But sometimes it'll take us, well, or sleepy me so long to get to the point of you being like, yeah, let's fucking go. That I'm half awake.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

And I'm like, fuck off. I'm tired.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

So she gets all oh my god, we're getting sleep so here we fucking go. And then I just roll over.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

Yeah. It does happen.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

And then bang back asleep. Because I'm not really awake.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

No. But thankfully I've got a denial kink.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

So I mean, so basically we are both ways.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

We are the ultimate couple.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:10

Your flaws match my flaws. Yeah. And my traumas match your weird.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

But the the creme de la creme. Oh god. Of the denial. Is we introduced flashlights.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Yeah. Listen, are we gonna talk about this on here?

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Yeah, why not?

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Okay then. Well, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

So we we got sent a load over the years, haven't we?

SPEAKER_00 14:32

We've had a few over the years, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:33

Not a Saurus sent you on recently.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Not a saurus, yeah. Really good one. Big boy. Big boy.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Like as in like big, but like chunky.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Yeah, it's chunky.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

You'll understand why that's a bonus in a minute.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Yeah. So the holes, it's a decent hole in it, but it's got a lot of padding rounds around it. Um what we tend to do is just roll you over like the spoon and sort of thing. Yeah. With the flesh like between your thighs.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

And listen, I'm I've got chubby girl thighs, so there's no thigh gap. So perfect.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Bonus. It does not move. Um I just bang that, don't I?

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Yeah. It's great.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Sometimes to completion. Sometimes not.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Sometimes in an ideal world to completion. Sometimes, and we all know it, I'm a little bit disappointed when you then end up moving to me instead. And I'm like, damn.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Yeah, I know. Damn. Just can't beat that warmth.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

But the thing is, that's the reality of our dynamic as well, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Yeah, it is. It is, it is.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Um the weirdest episode we've done. Yeah, that's your weirdest kink struol, and then we've just literally basically the other one which is a little bit niche.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Go on. You might uh it's bar stools. You have got breakfast bar stools.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Not a thing for the the bar stool. Can we make that abundantly clean?

SPEAKER_01 16:00

But that's got a gas gas lifting.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

Sat on a bar stool. Or with my butt slightly off the bar stool more directly. That's the one. Because thankfully you're not a boob man, because I haven't got much boobage going on. Thankfully, you're a butt man. But not butt stuff. We don't do butt stuff personally. Yeah. Drama. Drama. But you like the actual butt. Yeah. So that off a bar stool. Also, crying. Oh yeah. Say that's a weird one.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

By the way, I'm not shaming anybody's kink. I'm just put it into in terms of when I say weird, I mean.

SPEAKER_01 16:36

When we're saying weird was saying like niche or niche, yeah. Um like d there's loads of kinks out there where you hear them and you're like, why why would someone be into that? But you're not like fucking weirdos. No, but sometimes that then sparks a curiosity.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Yeah, it can do, yeah. I would say my sleep one is probably quite quite a unique one.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

I don't know, you know. I don't I reckon a lot of people would be into it.

SPEAKER_00 17:05

Yeah. In the right circumstances.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

In the right circumstances, obviously, yeah, you you've got to be consensual. Yeah, consensual and comfortable.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

Pre-agreed consent.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

But yeah, there's there's loads of things on the scene where I've been like no interest in it whatsoever, but I'll try it.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:22

And needles was one of them. I I know you don't like needles.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Nah, do you know what it is? It doesn't weird me out, it gets me that funny belly feeling. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, do you know when you're on a roller coaster? It gives me that feeling.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

But there there was like a a taster one day, and I was like, Do you know what? Fuck it, jab me.

SPEAKER_00 17:39

We always say we'll try any kink once to see what it's like.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Yeah. And uh I'm not a a bottom and I'd never bottom for needles, but I was like, I want to know what it feels like.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

Um, yeah, don't know. But yeah, in terms of kinks, your kinks e kinks, aren't they?

SPEAKER_00 17:55

Your kinks are your kinks, and your fetishes are your fetishes. And you know what? Anything that makes sex a better experience for you, because sex starts in the mind, is important. And like with us, free use, everything we have always has an overarching safe word. And I believe that should be the key for every single person. So, for example, if I was asleep, even though we knew that's one of my kinks, and for some reason I just wasn't in the mood. I mean, to be fair, that wasn't that it wasn't in the mouth, that was just I didn't have a clue what was happening. But if I said red, everything would stop at any point. It wouldn't matter. So obviously, when we're talking about this, it's all very much negotiated within our own dynamic. We've been in a dynamic, as we say, almost 11 years. Come somewhere it'll be 11 years.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

So 10, 11 years, isn't it? Yeah. Um, but yeah, the the the safe word rules all.

SPEAKER_00 18:43

Safe word rules everything, and it's very key. But I love hearing about people's unique fetishes and stuff as well. I do. I find it so fascinating.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

It's like uh like I wouldn't want to be in a bukkake.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

But I also would want to be in a bukkake. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm just not that into guys. We all know this. I'm basically a lesbian who married a man, and I'm very in love with you, and I think you're the hottest thing in the world.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

But also a lot of my in the swinging world where we play with guys, that comes from a fetish for me of you loaning me out almost.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

I get as property.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

As property, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

Would you do a vagina owner bucaki? Just like Loader all over you.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

That that's one for me actually. Squirt.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

It is. Yeah. Which is funny because I'm very unpredictable.

unknown 19:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Sometimes I can, sometimes. Do you want it? I get very in my head sometimes, and then I can like literally like hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's I think it's your hydration, innit? You just don't drink enough.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

It's not only that though, it is mentally as well. Because sometimes I can feel it coming, and I'll be like, stop, stop, stop.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Yeah, I know. Sometimes just let it fly.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Sometimes I'm like, do you know what actually? Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Yeah. But that's the uh That's what's good about it.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Yeah. Well I love how we have spent twenty minutes talking about this. And you weren't sure that we'd even be able to talk this much about it because you thought only I had some weird ones.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

You've also got a thing for stockings. I do who hasn't probably some people out there don't.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

No. I I've no body stockings.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Body stockings, you love a body stocking, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Especially if they're ripped.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

I've had a new one delivered, actually.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Have you?

SPEAKER_00 20:31

Yeah. Do you like the snakey one? It's a little teamw special. But in the snakey one, in a green that you like?

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Bit of advice for anyone who's buying body stockings or fishnets. Like cheap and cheerful.

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Cheap and cheerful. And most of these websites as well, if you've got chunky thighs like me and stuff like that, cater to all different sizes now. You don't have to just get one size anymore, you can get like medium, large, extra large, etc.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Oh, and if you're new into this lifestyle and you want to do fishnets, because they give you that mental thing of you've got something all the way on your legs, but your knickers aren't over them.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

Yeah. I feel like that's becoming more commonly known, even with garter belts and stuff. Because otherwise, it's all very awkward, isn't it?

unknown 21:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

And also it does look better with fishnets when the knickers are over the top. It does, yeah. Not so much with garter belts, because sometimes, like some of mine, you do lose some of the detail by putting them underneath the knickers or the thong.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

But with like actual fishnets, knickers over the top, sometimes it really enhances though.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

And bodysuits over the top as well.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

But yeah, ripped, ripped fishnets and body stuck ones.

unknown 21:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

There was one time that I had a brand new fishnet bodysuit and I loved it. Mm-hmm. And you did a scene for me. Yeah. A group scene, and it got destroyed with knives, and it made me so sad because I've never been able to buy it.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

It was a good one, though.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

It was a good sort of bodysuit. Rest in peace.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Do you know what else I kinda like? I don't know if it's a fetish though. You know, the Tongue. Split tongue. Split the tongues, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

No way. I always had a thing for tongue piercings. I've said this to you many, many times.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

And my friends know it. I've got a few friends with pierced tongues, and they'll do that thing where they run it along the mat, and I'm like.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

And it you did.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Consensually I purv. It's consensual perving. And you can see it. Woo! Woof. Or there was one friend I kissed and I didn't know they had a pierced tongue, and then I just felt it and I literally melted.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

Did you flutter?

SPEAKER_00 22:28

I did. I did. And oh shit, it's all consensual. They were kissing me at the time. But yeah, I was literally like.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

But I don't think I would get my tongue pierced. Yeah. Because my tongue's quite long. Like, so it kind of bends quite a lot but behind my teeth, and it gets I bite the tip of my tongue a lot in my teeth anyway. So I feel like if I had a bar, where would it go?

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Because through your tongue.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

No, but when my tongue's in my mouth, it's like that all the time to sit behind my teeth. It doesn't just like it can't sit. Do you know when they say your tongue should suction the roof of your mouth? Mine can't, because it'd be sticking out. I'm not putting my tongue out live, but my tongue can touch the bottom of my chin. Yeah? My tongue can touch the bottom of my chin, and it's a known fact. So it would look great pierced, but where the hell's that going when it's going to be?

SPEAKER_01 23:19

Stooping up all the jazz on your face.

SPEAKER_00 23:23

This is the weirdest podcast episode ever.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

Well, it's gonna get weirder because we've ran out of the normal topics already.

SPEAKER_00 23:29

Yeah. We plan to ease it all in and wait for like episode 10 to start being really weird. But I feel like if you follow us online or you've been to our events or you know us in the lifestyle, you're already prepared for this stuff.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

The honeymoon period's over now.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

That died years ago, yeah. And for this podcast, the honeymoon period's over. Buckle up, because this is what you're getting from now on.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Yeah. Yeah. We're with we're we're with the CEO of the podcast company today.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

If we if if this podcast finishes after four episodes, we're golden. If if we don't do episode five, you know, we got banned. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:02

I think that's it, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 24:04

I think that's all we could do.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

I don't think I've got any others.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Fear is a Yeah, we spoke about that in the in episode two.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

I know. I know.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Consensual fear. By consensual fear, I mean jet like if someone was trying to murder me in the street, he would not have a raging hard on. Would you? No, you would not. Do you know one of my ones, and it's been spoke about in the past? I like a bad boy. You know what I mean by a bad boy? A bad Everton boy. No. There's a fetish for it, and it's got a name, and we spoke about it on a padded cell podcast live. Oh god, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Come on.

SPEAKER_00 24:44

Like I I would like a I I can't say it. I can't say it. I'd like a terrorist, okay? Not like, not in that way.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

I fucking knew it.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

I knew you knew what episode I was on about.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

Yeah, because when I was saying, was it last week about our ideal scene? That is the route I'd go down.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Yeah. Do you know what right? Listen, consensually everybody likes a bad boy, right?

SPEAKER_01 25:09

Yeah, but there's fucking bad boy and then there's fucking ISIS.

SPEAKER_00 25:12

Yeah, but no, but but it's not that. It's the look and the fear and everything else. I don't I don't want ISIS. Like, do you know what I mean? I just wouldn't be able to be not be like. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 25:24

So jigsaw.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Jigsaw. I used to have the biggest hut uh biggest, biggest crush on the jigsaw puppet and the pig mask. But then I'm also scared of the pig mask, as you and our friend found out. But I also had a thing for the jigsaw puppet, and I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

So do I need to get a tricycle?

SPEAKER_00 25:44

Listen, if we have anybody left listening after this episode, I I think I might have just got us cancelled.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

Yeah, you're deranged.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

I am.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

But that's okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

It's okay. Because your kink might not be my kink and my kink might not be your kink, and it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

Yeah. Some people might be interpreted.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

And by the way, just for the fact that I do like think terrorists like have a thing about them doesn't mean I support endorse them or not. Obviously. I just thought I needed to make that abundantly clear. Watch the news. Go on, boys! Go on! That is not the thing, yeah. With the doxie out. That is not a thing. And I felt like I just had to make a show. Fuck me. Oh no. I knew this would happen where I'd say something that you would just start crying at. Oh my god. Listen, I'm not doing case anyone was wondering. Yeah. Well, what if someone was? What if someone was like, that's a bit weird that she's getting herself off to terrorists? Like, I'm not actually doing that. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's not the kind of porn I watch. I watch a lot of sleep porn.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Moving on to your search history is wild.

SPEAKER_00 27:01

I end up like 285 pages in.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

I didn't even know this type of porn existed. No.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

I also love Check Glory Hole porn. Wouldn't want to be in one. I've been in one with some girls. But I wouldn't want to be in one just randomly.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

But Check Glory Hole porn. Yeah. Your it's gotta be amateur porn as well.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Your favourite is people jizzing hilly. Oh yes. Did you know that was a category, Jacob?

unknown 27:30

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

Is that the same? So it's not yeah, it's not yeah, it's not just me then, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:35

No, but I think it's quite a niche category to be into, but yeah, premature ejaculation porn. And what? Does it just come out and you just brrh? Yeah, a lot of the time. Because that someone finishing is the ultimate thing for me. And I haven't got time to have a 20-minute wank in my day.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

So so why don't you just watch a normal video and skip it? Because I want the whole thing. I want the whole experience. So what y y you don't do cum shot compilation?

SPEAKER_00 28:02

No. There's too many different faces and this and that. What's the story? What happened? How did they get to be I need to know the full picture? But I just want the full picture to be five minutes long rather than 25 minutes long.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Fair enough. Yeah.

unknown 28:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

This has been one hell of a weird episode. It has. I might be traumatised from this episode.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

No, I think you're traumatized in general.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

I'm trauma traumatised in general, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 28:31

I might get some free offers of therapy from this episode.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

No, eh? Hey.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

Hey, listen. In general, that's the thing I've always said though as well. Right, what if I ever did therapy and therapy stopped me being kinky?

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Your therapist would need to see a therapist.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

Yeah, that's the thing. And also, what if it m what if it got rid of all my kinks? Then I just wouldn't have any fetches left? What would I do?

SPEAKER_01 28:51

It'd be useless to me.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

At least my trauma made me horny.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Love you by.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

Love you bye.