Irish People Play 2 Truths & A Lie

Irish People Play 2 Truths & A Lie - In our third episode, Colin Regan welcomes Callyann Brennan & Laura Gough to The Green Room! They discuss everything from awkward work conversations, the trials of learning how to drive and travel stories before Callyann & Laura play a game of 2 Truths & a Lie to see if we can deduce the lie in our guests' stories. Later on, we all have a vent about a certain thing that's been eating at us in our rant-based segment, There's Something in the Vents.

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Transcript

Introduction

SPEAKER_05 0:09

Hello everybody, and you are very welcome to episode three of the Green Room Podcast here or brought to you by the Tri Channel. I am your host, Colin Regan, and today I'm joined by two wonderful guests, Callie Ann, Brennan, and Laura Gov.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Yay! We were unsoapable in the videos. And here we are in audio podcast. You're gonna hate us. Enjoy us on your walks, enjoy us on your hikes. I listen to podcasts when I go to sleep. So I can only imagine how terrifying this is.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

I'm sleeping and I'm under your bed.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Check under your bed.

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Good night. Good night, Laura. You could talk, you could you could send yourself to sleep.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Imagine if I was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna listen to myself when I'm asleep. Good night, Laura. Oh, I said you're like a ghost. Yeah, no. Good night, Laura. That'll keep me awake. No, yeah, that's a full like thing. Like I think a lot of people do that as well. But it messes up your Spotify raft. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even look at mine. I was too scarlet.

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Uh I mean somebody listen to the podcast when they're cooking. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Yes, don't distract yourself. Check the fan. Always make sure the it's the oven's preheated.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

Yeah, and make sure you're cut away from your hand if you're chopping those vegetables. Come on now.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Yeah, yeah. Come on now. Don't do a Kendall Jenner like I did. I knew. I just I just knew why did my hand go like that? Now I have a lot of empathy for Kendall.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

Yes, guys, you're very welcome to the podcast. Um this is episode three. We're three episodes in now. We're moving and aggrooving. Um, but yeah, we want to do a little catch-up with y'all. So we're asking,

What's News with You?

SPEAKER_05 1:43

what's news with you?

SPEAKER_03 1:46

Who thought of it? Colin did it. The creative world in this room right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:53

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

If we're sharing news because we're we're a safe space, we're all mates here, yes, it needs to be authentic, funny, no shame included. Because I'm gonna share something really cringe that I that I I did this week with you.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

I think my one's kind of like it's cringe in a sense of like it's it's like I I should have had it done a long time ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Oh, this is exciting! Yeah, okay. No,

Callyann's Work Story

SPEAKER_03 2:16

the reason why I want to share this story is because I want opinions on it, and I feel like both European would be very good on this, right? Okay. Tell me if I should have buried a grave, dug myself in it, and just like chilled there until the end of time, or should I just move on and forget about it? Okay. I was working at an event, right? And I was talking to people at it, you know, mingling, networking, yada yada yada, and I was chatting to these two people. So there was two guys there, and one of the guys I knew, and he introduced me to a new guy, and he's like, Oh, this is one of the girls' brothers, I heard. And I was like, Oh no, wait, this is so nice, like family here, that's great. So, event happens, wrapping up, everyone's saying goodbye. I see said girl besides said guy, and I was like, So nice to meet your brother. Is this your brother? And she's like, My boyfriend. I'm just like, Oh, it was in the stars, and I said it, I said it so confidently, and she's like, I know we do look alike, and I just kept getting worse. I just kept getting worse. That's weird for her too. And I was like, So, my time to leave. So, my time to leave.

SPEAKER_05 3:11

So, I was gonna what did you just leave? What did you say?

SPEAKER_03 3:13

I walked away. I was like, and I walked away. No, do you know?

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Yeah, no, I don't. I'm gonna be on your side here.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

It was weirder for her to say, Yeah, we do look alike, what she was taking the base, she's like slagging me for thinking like clearly we don't look alike, is what she was indicating.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

I was like, You should have just doubled down and been like, Oh, I thought you're doing like a game of thrones kind of thing. Just make her feel uncomfortable in the situation.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

It's been at the end of the day, it wasn't like a case where you were like, Oh no, I'm that I know this is true, and I'm gonna fight you on this. Like, it's not, it's uh it's okay. Why did I say it's so late?

SPEAKER_05 3:50

That's what you should have.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

You've been you're daddy, your brother. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_05 3:55

Jesus, this whole time we've been doing this whole time we've been talking. This is ridiculous! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're sick, and then you leave.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

And then I leave, and then I just with confidence, and then never get booked for a job, ever again.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Like, who how important were these people at the event? They were my like my bosses for the evening. Oh, sweet Jesus, Callie. Ah, I didn't know that part.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

No, no, no, no, no, and then they booked me for the evening to like work to it and then yeah. Did you ever hear them up again? It was it was as of like 24 hours ago, someone's still remote. Oh my god, it's so fresh. Yeah, we're in the store. The we're in the store. I'm not the press. Okay, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm like, yet to follow up, being like, had a lovely evening.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Because I'm like, you're like, I need to just let that dust settle. You need no, you need to go straight in and be like, hey, brother and sister.

SPEAKER_05 4:39

Yeah, hey bro, hey sis. Yeah, I just read your work colloquially, like, hey bro, hey sis.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

I love your work, what you're doing. Well, look, this is this happened to me. No, no, no. But this happened

Laura's Work Story

SPEAKER_00 4:51

to me on this channel.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

Who did you get wrong? What happened? No, it can never be as bad as mine. Nothing can ever top mine. I thought Colin and Kelly were brother and sister. And it was on camera. Yeah. I said they were shit. The two of them.

SPEAKER_05 5:07

I preferred Sean. Wow. Why do we get these two as guests? They've just been dogged for years.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

But you know what?

SPEAKER_05 5:15

Yeah, so sorry, so they didn't make it into a video, but I think you were paired with Claire. Yeah. And uh, I think you were just like, Oh yeah, there's Con Kelly, or whatever. And then I think Claire was like, I think she tried to push that, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Or you she 100% tried to push it. She was like, Oh yeah, the brother and sister fair play to her because that's so funny to do. There's a hundred percent footage in like the back buzz of like right in the vaults, in the vaults of me being like, Hey, brother and sister. So if you and whenever you have that in trees of thought again, remember what I still have to I've been here seven years, and I like that's how we start what happened when I first started.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

I feel like both of us at this moment should just apologize to Colin and Kelly. I apologize.

SPEAKER_05 5:58

This is the real reason we got you on the podcast. This is actually an apology tour.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

I did apologize on the follow-up video where I didn't get us drunk. I don't drink outside a try. You don't just try people need to I don't do not drink outside a try. So when I do those drink shoots, I am lockadoodled. I fully insulted two producers of this channel and said I prefer Sean.

SPEAKER_05 6:16

I mean, while we're here, did you have anything to say to Sean? Just while we're here.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

Sean here shit. Oh my god! Jesus!

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Oh, there you go. He's like, Yeah, I own shit.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

Juan, what's your story now?

SPEAKER_05 6:32

Yes,

Laura's Learning How to Drive

SPEAKER_05 6:33

what's news with you?

SPEAKER_00 6:34

So the only kind of big thing that's happening, because I'm kind of keeping my head down for the last while because I'm trying to focus in on jobs and stuff like that. I'm learning how to drive. Oh god, yeah, this story. So, okay. So we're proud of her. We're proud of her. So I first tried learning how to drive when I was 16. Dropped it because you know, leaving sir, it's important. So I had to drop that. Now I'm at the right age of 27, going on 28. So I was like, you know what? Now is the time. Yeah. I drove manual for the first like half a year, seven, eight months, maybe. I don't know what. And I almost crashed into a Mary statue in the middle of the night. I how do you even describe it? It's just Mary's there and there's loads of seats, and all the things outdoors, loads of voice powers around. Oh, I just like I I cried because my sister's beside me, of course. Because in Ireland, if anyone's off home wearing this thing, you have to have um a licensed driver beside you to drive around while you're practicing. So my sister, who's like four years younger than me, is like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, Oh my god, I just I tried to turn it on. So much speed, no, such little time for me to turn. Oh lord, then I'm just facing Mary at this stage, and like, oh my god. Okay, so that happened. You have stalled and you're on a hill. So we're gonna have to do a quick hill start to get you back home. I cry, I would cry. She tells me to stop crying and cop on.

SPEAKER_05 8:05

She's 70 years older, that's four years younger than me. That's a real sibling motivation for saying, just stop and get on me.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

Yeah, moved away from manual after that for obvious reasons. Now doing automatic, best thing in the world. There's no stopping you. There's no stopping me, but also please stop me. Yeah, because I'm getting too confident. I cat called my cousin the other day just because I was like, I'm in the car now, I can do this. I can do this already thing. We stop this Laura.

SPEAKER_05 8:33

It's alright to suggest a couple her brother and sister. You can't cat call me.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

Come on. Actually, the exact words I said to him was get in, we're going McDonald's. And he was like, that's a good cat call, but in like as like a I'm a I'm a boy trying to get a girl on a date kind of thing. It was very strange, and he looked at me and went, get the fuck away from me. And then I just kept driving. He was not loving it. No, he was not loving it. Not loving it. There's gonna be so many of these. Yeah, I'm starting to become a different version of myself that I've never met before, and I'm scared of her.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

I mean, learning to drive is is uh a wild time, and I still haven't passed my fucking why uh I don't know. I I get I get so tantalizingly close to passing, and then I just like do one mistake or one too many mistakes right close to the end that I just uh haven't done it. Colin the whole thing's a racket. I mean, I understand you need to do the 12 lessons, be a safe driver, all that jazz, but like my god, the whole thing's just a bit of a racket. I just really want to get my my license before you Laura, that won't be hard to do, judging by my attempts.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

I'm so excited for you to get your license. We actually have to go out to celebrate. We have to celebrate.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

We can go cat call your cousin together. Yeah, we can't go to super cars snacks. We're going McDonald's. Whose car are you picking?

SPEAKER_03 9:53

You need to follow the guy that I follow on YouTube that teaches. Remember telling you you're showing me mode for like learning how to drive. I got one mark on my driving test.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

I said that to my instructor the other day because I'm just doing like random lessons with him now until my test. And he was like, and that'll be you. And I was like, No, I won't. Yes, you will, you won't get any Laura. Are you taking the piss? There's not a swift of sarcasm in this voice. Oh, absolutely. No, I know for a fact it's gonna be by the skin of my teeth.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

As long as I don't have Mary's statues on the room. Let's just avoid Mary.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

Imagine if I pray to her beforehand.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

Just only keep practicing the route now, only do the root. But the roots so far away from me. Get down and do the root. Oh, do the route. Oh my god. Okay, that's all you need to do. Do the roots multiple times. I love driving.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Well, I suppose you've been driving for quite a while now.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

Yeah, I've been driving, and I remember I was no, it was about how old was COVID. COVID was how many years ago? Oh six years ago. I think yeah, about 24. Yeah, and that's when I passed, I passed during COVID. It's all dangerous instructor lads. Yeah, I had the soundest instructor ever. He could tell that I was an anxious draft, like I was so scared going in, and it was during COVID. So one of the things he had to do is do reverse around the corner. Yes, he had to get out, and because it's like where I'm from was quite community driven, he got out, knew your one's gaff, who he got out in front of. She comes out, David, how are you doing? He's chatting away to Mary. I'm doing my reverse around the corner. I honestly could have like reversed into the curb and he would have been like, You're aunt, off you go.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

Yeah, me being anxious hasn't helped me in any of the driving tests I've done.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Just gaslight your brain.

SPEAKER_05 11:28

They're just like, Oh, this guy's anxious. Oh, okay, yeah, he's making mistakes. Not like, ah, Jesus, ah, don't worry, pet no, no, I haven't I haven't gotten that that luxury yet.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

I heard a little hack of like, you know, obviously when you're anxious and stuff, you don't know your left and rights. So I was like, Can I ask the instructor? Like, if I the examiner can to tell me, like, show me with his hands. He was like, Laura, why would you tell the instructor during a test that you don't know your left and rights? I was like, I was agreeing with you, and then he was like, Laura, you're trying to convince these people you can drive, not knowing your left and rights, like is a prime thing to know.

SPEAKER_05 12:10

So he's like, and uh, Laura, we're just gonna take a left turn here. So is that left, left, or right left?

SPEAKER_02 12:15

Is it stage left? I understood that left, left, or right left. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Uh look, right, left, left, left. I was fully like I was convinced, I was getting ready to like during my test to say this. Like, I had that in my head. Oh, Laura, so funny.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:31

I don't think you can say anything. Not at all. I'm not talking about it. You can't be having the chats enough.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

I cried. I hugged him and I cried. You did not during COVID as well, Ted. No, no, no, no, he fully was like, get off. Like he was like, right.

SPEAKER_05 12:44

I don't know if COVID was the issue there.

SPEAKER_04 12:48

Please get off.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

I was like, I needed that so much. I needed it. He's like, go get your photo taken and get your license like thank you.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

I'm stuck.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

This doesn't look like you.

SPEAKER_03 13:09

If I get pulled over, that will be me instantly.

SPEAKER_05 13:14

What's news with you? Oh,

Colin's Travel Story

SPEAKER_05 13:16

great segue, I mean, it's so seamless. Uh let's see, what is news with me? Uh, well, we launched this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Episode three, baby.

SPEAKER_05 13:26

That's right. Um, I mean, that that that is something that I've been doing. It's taking up uh, I suppose a bit of my time. Um, he's not stressed at all.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

No, not at all. Not one bit.

SPEAKER_05 13:38

Never have been, never will be. Um something I am doing uh well next week. Well, it won't be it'll it'll already have happened by the time this goes out, but I'm going to Portugal for a few days.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

Porquet.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

Porquet. Uh just to hang out and just to chill. No, just a little bit of a sun holiday. Get away from this fucking rain.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

What is is the weather okay? Like, is she okay?

SPEAKER_05 13:58

I well, I would I would hope so. Unless we in the next episode, I'm like, yeah, I went to Portugal, it was piss and rain every single day. Anyway, I just have to get a few bits and bobs for that. Uh I also gotta make sure I pack my passport because uh one time I went traveling and I didn't bring my passport.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Wait, so you got to the airport?

SPEAKER_05 14:14

Yeah, one time I mean me and Kelly were visiting friends in Cardiff, and um I uh we got to the airport, and we you know, Dublin Airport, you go through and there's the security in this the thing beforehand where your liquids and put the things into the bag and all that jazz. Uh get there, Kelly's doing that, and I just like put my hands on my pockets and I just go, No, oh my god, oh my god, oh no. I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and Kelly's like, ah, Colin, you didn't. And I was like, oh my god, no, no, no, no, and then basically it's had to get a taxi back home. Get my passport, the same taxi, back to the airport, and then we get we're uh Kelly booked us in for like uh the whatchall, like the quick pre-check thing. Fast track fast track. So we go to do that, but there's still a queue in the fast track, and then we're running the whole length of Dublin Airport because it's Ryanair flight, so it's the one that's all the way at the other end. The coach do a do a marathon all the way to the other end of the. So we get there, we're I could see updates on my phone, it's like the gates boarding about and they and they the gate we get there, the gate's closed, but I look out the window, I can see the plane, and I can see the just a queue of people up the stairs about to get on, and I'm like, but that's the plane, just let me on that. And then we go to the customer service desk just around the corner. Uh, there was someone there, so I had to wait like an extra two, three minutes to get there. And then I'm like, hi, our flight blah, the gates closed. Is there any chance we can just get on? They're like, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry, no, that's it's it's gone. It's it's like that's it. And I was like, This is a nightmare. This is absolutely the worst case scenario ever. But have you ever been on a plane and there's like, yeah, we're just waiting for two people? Yeah, and you're like, Yes, what why can't I be those two people? Why can't I be those two people? Yeah, also, it's not like I'm 40 minutes, like I'm there. I can see people still there. I can just just just go and then let me through the thing. It was an absolute nightmare. Like, and uh, yeah, I was just like, I have to also uh you know, shout out to Kelly was immediately like, Oh, look, it's okay, look, let's just try and go back, but was just so calm, like uh, which call it like practical, matter-of-fact of like, look, this is the situation, so let's just try go home, get the passport, blah. Whereas the entire time I was just like, Oh my god, I'm so fucking stupid, stupid, stupid. Um, yeah, it was like the most just like panic like thing ever.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

But it's so funny because it's to Cardiff, like I missed it all, done as well. No, but like there's so many other people. Oh no, what actually happened just across the bond.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

Yeah, what actually happened was they got us a flight, uh different flight to Bristol, and then my friend drove to Bristol, collected us, and then like brought us, then drove us back to Cardiff. But I was just like, God, I'm so sorry. This is just meant to be this is meant to be a nice trip where we're just hanging out, catch them, haven't seen you in a while. I'm like, can you come to Bristol and pick me up? It's just like the most love you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

No, I was about to say, and then I realized you was. I thought I was like, But you can't you get to the UK with your pirate drive license.

SPEAKER_05 17:15

I was like, I'm just like, another thing I don't have, god damn it.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Oh no, too soon to do this.

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Would have been good. Would have been good if I had that. Yeah, but no, sadly, no.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Yeah, I feel like that's such a cop-out. Like, they definitely could have let like I don't understand if the door was closed because like it's a safety seal as well that they have to do when they close the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't understand that, but if the door was open, yeah, there's still you should have just let them. Oh, I'm actually getting an angry on your let's write an email. I guess we're gonna write an email for you.

SPEAKER_05 17:53

I appreciate that. You you have my back after always, but not that time when you you prefer Sean. But after all these years since you have my back, and that's very nice.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

Again, again, I was delusional. That's true. I was 24 gins in. Oh, so it was a calendar shoes. She knows.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

Oh, you're not the same, you're not the same anything. I think it was just because we were so intoxicated. It was so funny, it was so, so funny.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

To this day, it's it's the only my mom says it was the most drunk she has ever seen me in entire life. She was like, I lost a lot of respect for you that day. I was like, it's fine. I woke up the next morning to fly to London. I've never been more hungover, and it was that day that I stopped drinking. No, it was in New York. That was actually nothing on New York.

SPEAKER_05 18:39

Uh well, that's that's what was new with us. News with us, rather, I should say. That's what was news with us. Um, right, it rolls right off the tongue. Uh you know what also rolls right off the tongue? A word from our sponsors. That was alright, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 18:56

Yeah, be the sponsor?

SPEAKER_05 18:59

I don't know. Let's find out. And welcome back to part two of this wonderful little podcast. Uh, we're here with Callie Ann and Laura Goff.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

I'm like, you're doing some some beep poet kind of if you gave me a monster, I'd be doing slam poetry. Like nobody's

Energy Drinks Effects

SPEAKER_00 19:26

missed that kind of cracked a monster. Do you know what? Monster though has been really affecting me badly. Like it's starting to like make me feel wired. Like I've never done hard drugs before, but I feel like this is the closest I'll get to it.

SPEAKER_05 19:39

So you've had monster and you've been like, oh, that's fine, like better energy, but like now you're having it and you're like starting to like really affect me to the stage where like I'm physically fit, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

Not even, it's like I'm fizzing, and I could do, I'd say if you gave me a half an hour to do a day's work, I will do that. I'm like it's ridiculous. I can't have a full sentence though with anyone. I'm just like, I do it when I go to like a client. So funny. This time, like especially if I'm hungover, and they're like, I love your energy, and you're like, Yeah, and you're like it's gone to a stage where I have to be so careful drinking it now.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

You're like, let's circle back in Q2.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

And then I crash, and they're like, Are you okay? Are you okay? And I'm like, Yeah, I'm actually really fine, yeah. Um, sorry about earlier.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

I didn't know who that was earlier. Sorry about it. All your emails are in all caps.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

Response, it's been four hours. You work from home, stop doing billades, bitch! You put your phone number on your signature in your email. I'll copy my need to. No one's that busy.

SPEAKER_05 20:55

So, for

2 Truths and a Lie Introduction

SPEAKER_05 20:56

this segment of the pod, we're gonna play a little game uh called Two Truths and a Lie. You know it, you're lying.

SPEAKER_00 21:05

I'm I do know what I was actually in my head on the way up here, I was like, okay, can you because I'm not a great lawyer, and I was like, can I keep a stray face for this? And then I was like saying it, and I kept laughing. This is so fucking stupid. I kept laughing at myself. I was like, I was like still gas. He was like, I can't, I'm not gonna be able to do this at all. We'll give it a strong go. Yeah, no, I'm both for this.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

Yeah, for the sake of discussion, we can ask follow-up questions about each thing uh and see if we're able to figure out decode it. Decode it. Who would like to go first?

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Do you want to get it?

SPEAKER_03 21:40

You're prepared. You're prepared. You're prepared.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Fine.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Okay, I am going to be able to do that. We are locked in. Okay, I just want to I just want to put a disclaimer there to no put no pressure on you. I spent hours of wasted time looking at videos on body language and trigger things. Like, do you know how people get away with murder and stuff?

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Kalian, this is the third episode.

SPEAKER_05 22:03

It's like an episode of The Traders where it's like, I've actually trained with the FBI for four months.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

I'd be so good at the same tomorrow earlier on. I was like, body language tells you everything. So I was like, telling about the toes, like the toes positioning. Because this is what my mom told me, because she was real into body language when she was like studying psychology or whatever. And she was like, because I was going out on dates with boys at the time. She goes, now how you know a boy likes you is if his toes are pointed towards you. If they're pointed away from you, they're not interested. They want to get away from your callion. Always their toes are pointed away. So that's what I learned it.

SPEAKER_05 22:34

Wouldn't if you're if you're facing anyone, wouldn't you're no, it's just like You're not gonna be talking to someone and being like with your feet pointing directly.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

I'm telling you now, watch it and watch people's feet now. When you're having a conversation with people and you will like this, like or like that. Do you know like people's feet go in the direction they want to go subconsciously? It goes into their to-toes. So you'll notice it when people are like are itching to you and Irish go by somewhere. Watch their toes. That's how you know. Their toe toes.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

That's why they that's why they well that's why they say one foot out the door.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 23:06

Because the toes. Their to-toes are pointing that way.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

I'm telling you now. Fact checking. I'm

Laura's 2 Truths and a Lie

SPEAKER_00 23:13

ready. I'm I actually feel like you're gonna ask me if I've murdered someone.

SPEAKER_05 23:17

That's okay. Six weeks. Where were you on the night of the fifth?

SPEAKER_00 23:21

Okay, so I have the three here now. Number one, I ruined a full yoga class because I thought I was getting kidnapped. Um, number two, Nigella Lawson was my first celebrity crush. Girl. And number three, I drank cans with cascada in my office when I worked in a music venue in Dublin.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

You would have told me the story if you did, because I love cascada, so that's true. Yes. So we need okay, questions.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

Okay. Why was Cascada there? So Cascada was doing um Irish shows. There was actually actually her first Dublin show in years. Yeah. My office is usually used as a green room as well because there's no proper green room. And as well as that, because she was a big enough name, we were scared that staff who would try to get into her dressing room for like five or five hours and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

There's a lot of detail to the story.

SPEAKER_05 24:07

It is, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 24:07

And you know what they say about liars? The more detail, the more the bigger the lie.

SPEAKER_00 24:11

Well, you're gonna hear more detail about the other two as well. Um I believe this is true, though. I do believe this is true. So that's the she obviously she came in for sound check. Was she fabulous? She was exactly what you expect. She's phenomenal, it's insane.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

And you know what I found out? She was a lot of people's crushes growing up. She was my crush. I fancied the whole offer.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

She was she was the Nigella Lawson of music. Yes!

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Yeah, I can't even talk about it. Okay. Um, anyway, yeah. So I thought she was coming in later, and I had basically I had like a little like secret stash of cans. So I had these cans just like on my desk to put away before she arrives. I hear a knock on the door. It's one of the lads down that like works in the barn, and I just look behind, I can see the blonde hair. I'm like, oh my fucking god, it's Gascada, yeah. So I'm like, fuck's sake. I look back and I see the cans. I'm like, I don't have time to move these. Her backup dancers also came into the room with us, so it wasn't just me and Gascada. Yeah, so it's grand, whatever. And I she came in and I was like, Look, make the space your own. I won't be here. Let me just get my cans from my desk away here. And she's like, Oh, what is that? Like Coca-Cola? And I was like, I'm gonna put you onto something called a Stonian gin. She was like, Oh, is it like gin? And I was like, No, but it tastes incredible. And I was like, Do you want one? And she was like, Yeah, go on! And I was like, Oh my god, oh my god, and I was like, Here you go, and she was like drinking it, whatever, and she was like, Are you not gonna have one? And I was like, Yeah, I of course I'm gonna have one. So I'm opening it, I'm sitting there drinking cans with cascad, and we're just hanging out, and then her management comes up and goes, like sound check, let's go. I had to watch her on stage knowing she had two sips of Estonian gin in her on stage.

SPEAKER_05 25:51

Oh, Cans Cada.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

Oh, and then Oh, that's a great one. That's great one. Quote that now, yeah. That's the first.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

Okay, interesting.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

You're actually Gordon Collin, your question time.

SPEAKER_05 26:00

Now, Jella Lawson was your first crush. Yes, okay. For the audience or Callahan's choking on a red bull.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

Um she's just the epitome of a gorgeous woman. She's a gorgeous woman, she can it was like to clarify, you have a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_05 26:15

But this was before that, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Yeah, I was like, no, that's I was like 14. Okay, fair. Okay, okay, fair. Nigella Lawson was like my bisexual awakening, and like I fully what did it for you? Yeah, I think it was the fact that she was like a curvy woman, yeah. And at that stage in my life, all I saw was like really stick-thin, like really bad kind of body shaming kind of things on TV or whatever, but she was so confident as well. She was I think the fact that she was confident about herself and stuff like that, and I was always like taller than the average person, a bit more curvy than the average person. So seeing that being like on TV and being so like yeah, gorgeous, but also she was so sexy. No, no, no, I can that's what my I can understand why in not not not like in a revealing way. No, I was I think I was more like in awe of her, and I was like, I'm gonna marry her someday. Yeah, I could see her genuinely. I uh to this day, I if I see like Nigella, I'll be like, Oh my god, yeah, no, I get I get mad, weird.

SPEAKER_05 27:14

I mean, in in a different universe, you could have been having cans with Nigella also.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

You never know. Don't even talk about it. Actually, I I pass away. If she's if she's if you know, I mean, if she's watching this right now, just saying I'll leave everything for you. I'll risk it all. I'll risk it all for you, Nigel. Okay, and then the first story was the yoga.

SPEAKER_05 27:34

You grew to yoga class because you thought you were being kidnapped.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Yeah, explain. My friend and I, his name is Craig, he's a wonderful person. He said, Hey, there's a group on deal here for yoga. And I can, it's two people, it's for two free classes, and then you can join the term. Do you want to go? And I was like, Yeah. So we rock up to it's a it's in a school, like in a P gym. Then we're looking around and we're like, Jesus, it's it's starting to get pretty dark. Like, we're gonna have to call your man who's on Groupon to be like, hey, where's the class? So we ring him, he answers, but there's no voice at the other end. We're like, hello? Hello, hello, nothing. So we still have the phone up because like we can't hear him. And I'm like, Craig, I think we're gonna get kidnapped or trafficked. Like, this is this is insane. He's not answering his phone. We found this man on group on. We haven't paid for this class, and we voluntarily go into a school building after hours in the dark. What have we done here? So then he's like, right, hang up with the phone. I was like, Yeah, we'll call back again. Call him again. Hello? And he goes, Hello, can you hear me now? Uh and we're like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're here. Like, we're in the schoolyard. Like, where are you? And he's like, I'll come out to you now. We're just in the PE gym. And I was like, Perfect, thank you so much. And he comes out and goes, Sorry about that, lads. I was trying to talk to you, but my phone was connected to the speaker. Oh, I walk in, there's 30 people in a gym. Rick, you thought you've been kidnapped. That whole conversation of how I thought I was gonna get trafficked and sold in the black market was being televised to 30 people ready to do some yoga with some common tunes in the background. Gorgeous. And then at the end, he was like, See you again at nine o'clock tomorrow, group honors, group honors, it's free again, and we're like, we're never coming back, and we have to leave briskly, and we're like, What has been this evening?

SPEAKER_05 29:21

Wow, I do like that story. I just like the idea of you being on the phone being like, This is everybody got kidnapped. I'll never meet Nigella Lawson now.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

How can I ever tell my best mate cascade?

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Um, let's see. I think the cascada one is true. So it comes down to whether I think the yoga class is a lie or is the Nigel Lawson thing a lie. Just such a rookie. Because you maybe could have had the same story, and maybe it was just not Nigel Lawson, it was someone else. Do you know what I mean? Um, but I might go with the the yoga class.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

I feel like the yoga one being a lie.

SPEAKER_05 29:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

I feel like will we lock it in?

SPEAKER_05 29:58

Okay, we we we're locking in.

SPEAKER_02 30:00

The lie is cascada. What?

SPEAKER_05 30:05

You said it at the very start. You said you said this is too many details, and that's what they said, but yeah, and we were like, well, but I shouldn't trust your insights, girls. You shouldn't trust your months of body language. Why are you buying me the group?

SPEAKER_00 30:18

I was just a deal of the century. Evidently. No, the cascade thing is true to a certain extent where like she did play. Because I remember the people to not know where she was. Someone else was having cans. I was I was drinking cans in my office with the people I brought.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

Like that on the whole class, listening to her thinking, she's being class.

SPEAKER_05 30:44

This guy, you know, I see even his photo, he looks like a creeper, but he was standing there looking at like all of his team that he invited to do this class, and he's in the mirror being like, um, I'm just gonna I'm gonna call her back.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

We were talking about this, and I was like, Craig, like you're a wonderful man, but like I think I'm the cream of the crop here. It was absolutely insane. Oh, they're good, they were good, they were good.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Sad cascada's not true, but you were it was you you were you were close to cascade. Yeah, you were bringing it.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

I drank for the two of me, both me and cascada for that on that night.

SPEAKER_05 31:22

Um you were like, me and cascada. What a great isn't that right, cascada. You're just cheersing an empty can, being like, this is the best. What a life, what a life.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Yeah, there you go, guys.

SPEAKER_05 31:34

Well, well placed. Thank you guys.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

I'm really proud of that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:38

And you said, Oh, I'm gonna laugh through this. I'm not gonna you know. Nailed it. You're cool as a cucumber. You're

Callyann's 2 Truths and a Lie

SPEAKER_05 31:43

up, Callie.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Here we go. Um story. Oh, I need to change this one.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

She was a lie. She was she was looking at it, it's like lie. I've been to oh no, I wasn't meant to say that.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Uh first story. I, Callie Ann Brennan, walked at a London fashion show. That's the story.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:04

Story number two. Believe it or not.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

I think you can just say this is a thing. Believe it or not, I won't Cali Brennan. I decree something that may be a truth or a lie.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I uh once cut off all my hair to look like Rihanna. Um, and then the last one I have for you is I once told a lie to my friend that I had a ghost in my house. Okay. These are all very plausible. They're all plausible. Yeah. All plausible. But one is not. Well, that is the game.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

One is not. No. Yeah. Well, I can't believe you're telling a lie. All right. Um, okay. Uh, I guess what is the capacity of the fashion show?

SPEAKER_03 32:54

So I was asked by a friend to model for her kind of hair show thing in London.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

And as Rihanna.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

As Rihanna. As Rihanna. And was that what she said?

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Hey Kanyeana, I'm actually running a hair show thing. Would you mind be doing being a model for my hair showing?

SPEAKER_03 33:16

All of these hair salons had to come together for a show, and she was like, Can you be my model for it? And I remember vividly going into her salon and having to go for fitting. And the the the outfit was not an outfit, it was a whole lace thing that was designed by one of the guys who did one of Lady Gaga's outfits.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Yeah. So um went to London, fainted on Oxford Street, and did the fashion show that evening. What age are you? Um, illegal. I was 17.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

And how old was she? I actually don't know. I don't know. Well, I'm sorry. At 17 years of age, you're not going into the salon that much. I was.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Were you? I was.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Is this where you tell me you're not a natural blonde? I'm not a natural blonde. What?

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Did you not see this root? I'm getting my hair done tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05 34:12

Three truths and a lot.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

I am Jesus. I am. When I was younger, I was proper like snow, like white blonde. Yeah. And then as I grew up, it went more and more and prunette. That's wild.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

It all happened when I cut my hair to look like Rihanna.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

Do you know what I mean? So you okay, so you were with this woman that you don't even know her age to a different country, to Fang in Oxford Street, and walk in a lace gown in London. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

I'm going to London with a stranger who I don't even know.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

On a runway, and if I remember quite well, I think Gokwan was the host.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

Oh my god. Was this a fever dream? Did you just say too much caliball or something? What's happening here?

SPEAKER_05 35:01

You went to London, you fainted. You actually had a dream that you walked on the fashion walk.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Gokwan just looked like one of the doctors, and you were just like, I'm here.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

I am just watching an episode of Hate Look Cold Naked, and then I was dreaming that I was in London. This is okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:15

Okay, we're gonna we're gonna put a pin in that.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

We'll circle back to that.

SPEAKER_00 35:19

We'll circle back. So then it's the Rihanna haircut.

SPEAKER_05 35:22

This sounds like because I know you like Rihanna, you're a big yeah, you're a big big Rihanna fan. That I do feel like that this could be true, but is it was it literally just I want to look like Rihanna, so I just shame my hair.

SPEAKER_03 35:34

I went into the hairdressers, not my friend now. I went to a hairdresser with my mum, and it was just after spicer face. So this was like literally where my hair was over there, and my I backcombed it up to here. And Rihanna had just released a music video where it was um what was the the lie one? Like the cheeto. No, no, no, no, try to go red for that, didn't happen. No, it was um you look so dumb right now. Stand in out of my house. It's that song. So she had a music video for that one, yeah, and she had like short boycott hair, but it had like a little rat's tail thing at the back, and that was the vibe I was going for. Went to the hairdresser, showed us the music video, and was like, give me that, give me that. I want to get the star tattoos as well down my back.

SPEAKER_00 36:25

I don't believe this because like how old were you? 16. I don't believe it. I absolutely no, I don't believe it for multiple reasons, but one thing that I have that's helping me with this, and it's an advantage on my end, is that I know stories of you when you were younger. So I don't think young Callie Ann Brennan would ever do that. That's a strong point that I didn't consider.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

Also, 16 is uh like that's quite a bold haircut choice to get while you're still in school. Like, do you know what I mean? Especially in an Irish school, like I feel like you would just immediately be made fun of.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

You're like I did that to look like as well as that. Good. Good questions, guys. Good questions. I think we figured this out.

SPEAKER_05 37:13

Who knows? Maybe we have maybe we haven't.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

Okay, and then the final one then was I lied to my friend that there was a ghost in my house. So, what's the story there? So I I I I love ghosts. Don't we all? I used to grow up watching Most Haunted. Uh yeah. So I would like go in, like tell stories to my friends that there was like ghosts in my house because I loved the stories that were happening. I was an intention-seeking child, okay? So I would go in.

SPEAKER_05 37:44

Of course, he got the haircut. Exactly, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

So I was like weekly ghost stories and her roster.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Wear my lace-made bodysuits.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

Well, sorry guys, I'm off to London for a fashion vlog. Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

Don't worry that the ghosts are protecting me.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

They all believed me, and I said it when I was like, and I I realized how far I'd gone in the lie when I wanted to invite them over to my house for sleepover, and they said no.

SPEAKER_00 38:23

Do you know why? Fair. Obviously, your friends know now that it's a lie. They do, yeah. And like, how old were you before you kind of probably like a year ago? I told them. Guys, you're a member? Yeah. Oh my god. I commit to a lie, guys. This is insane. Okay. There's that's a pretty like steady story. I think I've given strong ones, guys. I think I've given strong ones.

SPEAKER_05 38:45

Well, I think I think we're both in agreement that the only one we probably have suspicion on is the haircut. The other two sound well, actually, the walk, the fashion thing also sounds a little a little odd.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

What do you mean? An older woman said, Let me do your hair in a foreign land.

SPEAKER_05 39:01

But also, it also sounds like it has some believability. Like I like uh when we did the truth or drink, Kira told the story that she was like uh worked in the Galway races when she was like 16 or 17. We could see that from so sometimes just the I guess that could be a thing where you're getting to do some weird event, even though you're yeah, so will we lock in the haircut as a lie?

SPEAKER_00 39:25

Yeah, we'll lock in the haircut.

SPEAKER_05 39:26

Okay, I think we both think the haircut's a lie.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

Guys, the lie is the ghost.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

The lie was the lie. You said it, you said it right from the screen.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

You know what?

SPEAKER_03 39:39

I'm gonna show you a photo. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you Please tell me you had the rat's tail. So there was a thing back in the day where it was like called the colour trend vision thing. So because I'd cut my hair off to look like Griana, I was a needed model because I had the short pixico hair. No other girl had short pixico hair. Oh my god, that makes so much. So they just asked because I was 16 when I got it done. And then they're like, can we use you for a fashion show in London? Oh. And I was 17.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

Yeah, please tell me you have a picture.

SPEAKER_03 40:08

I do.

SPEAKER_05 40:08

If you don't want to, it included it in the podcast. We don't have to.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Oh, I'm showing this. We'll show this.

SPEAKER_05 40:14

So I guess I don't know. I guess we'll show this.

SPEAKER_03 40:16

Okay. There's no shame. I don't think you're ready for this. Three, two, one.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

What is the blue? You don't look like me. I look 40.

SPEAKER_05 40:37

No, I was gonna say there's there's an element of like going down the bingo hall. I get where you're going for it, but also it looks like you're doing some like EastEnders cosplay or something like Sharon from the book.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

I'm not gonna show this one, but it happened. Well, fairly this is it's scary how you how much you don't look like yourself. I showed that to my boyfriend, and he was like, You look younger now and more put together. He's like, Were you okay? I was like, I was Rihanna. And then I got real annoyed because then Rihanna brought out a new music video, and I was like, She's red, and then only, only, until I spoke to my friend, my black friend, and she was like, We wear wigs. And I was like, What do you mean you wear wigs? She's like, We wear wigs. And I was like, So Rihanna's wearing a wig. She's like, You're so thick. Oh my god. I was so upset. Did you think Oh, I thought it was her hair. I literally thought it was her hair. I got schooled. Like, I got I got educated. I learned educated real fast.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

In both those rounds, weren't able to catch the lie.

SPEAKER_03 41:36

Yeah. Oh, sorry. The lie was the fact that it was true. I did have a ghost in my house. So they they still they're yeah. Wait, what? So I lied to my friends saying I had a ghost in my house, but I told you that I didn't have a ghost in my house. But the truth is, I actually did have a ghost in my house. And I did take photos of it, and my friends did. So I think that's a funny.

SPEAKER_05 41:57

And you and you weren't didn't have seabovers. Yeah, but because you're because your friends were like, I don't want to go, I don't go, I don't want to go to that fucking haunted house. Well, uh, that was our game of two truths and lies. Good liars.

SPEAKER_00 42:11

Yes, good concerning liars right of views.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

Yes, Irish people lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but uh yes, well, here's another truth. We'll be right back after this.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

Irish people try, Irish people lie.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

Oh my god, can I like the lie channel? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Can someone collect can my mom collect me, please?

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Can your mom collect Kelly Anne? And we're back with the final segment of

There's Something in the Vents - Introduction

SPEAKER_05 42:48

the show. Right, well, guys, it's been great. It's well has been great. Yeah, it's just it's nice to check in and actually just say it's been great. It's been great. It's been great. It's been great, it's great, and it's only gonna get greater with this next little segment. And Sean, play that jingle. Oh, you know, you know what that sound means, guys. Oh, you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite segment. There's something in the vents.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Oh, wow, that's that noise. Sounded noise crazy.

SPEAKER_05 43:17

Except no one has a clue what I'm talking about because there was no sound played in the room. No, no, no. And this is actually the first time we've done this segment on the podcast. I think it would be too good.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

I think you gave it more socks than me. I was more like, what wow, in the vents, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

But yes, this is there's something in the vents. This is basically just a little segment for uh all of us to just have a little vent about something, a little bit of rant about something.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

I'm ready to go.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

Just whatever it is, something that it could be something big or small that's just been getting our goat, yeah, and something that we can have a rant about. It's basically like any rant based uh podcast segment that's existed before, and any rant based podcast segment that'll exist in the future.

SPEAKER_00 43:58

You're welcome. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

to go first.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

I'm ready to go.

Callyann's Vent

SPEAKER_00 44:01

You're oh you're you're guys give you the give you the stage.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

Yes you have the floor.

unknown 44:05

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

Look at Texas a whale okay since the day I was born and I was able to walk and then developed a faster walk there is nothing that furious in between that maybe a power walk. A sprint do you know what I mean? Like a good little waddle walk okay slow walkers and then abrupt stoppers okay pavement hoggers they're all in the same bubble they're all in the same category there is nothing I'm a nice citizen until yeah I get in my way if I'm if I've somewhere to go and you're casually strolling just casually strolling you also have somewhere to go obviously not that important to you strolling and then you abruptly stopped and then I just crash into you and then I'm like oh god I'm so sorry which I'm not you stopped but I will apologize I can't Copenhagen with it no I can't do it I can't do it there's nothing that grinds my ears more than a slow stroller can't do it that's a lot when you were saying that it's all of a sudden like you're rapping you're like slow walkers pavement hoggers and abrupt stoppers oh I'm the same no but you're you're dead right uh yeah when you're walking like any through any busy street I'm going to A to B to C and I'm on the move and then when someone's just like uh what's this and then you hit into them it's like what are you doing? That's why when I went to New York and I went to London I was like I found my people yes they walk fast yeah they walk and there's a lot of pavement in New York that was the first thing as soon as I got out of New York came to Penn Station walked out could not get over the amount of space on the sidewalk I was like no one's watching it to anyone there's space for me to sprint.

SPEAKER_05 45:36

This is fabulous this is great you just in New York full speed sprinting like I can't get to a raisin cane get out of my fucking way get me on the sauce Carlos Bakery that's what I'm sprinting to get my cannoli so I'm I'm I'm half there with you.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

Okay go on but there are certain circumstances where you might be old or unable to walk fast but also like not everyone is like walking to get somewhere this is not even if I'm walking to get somewhere this is just my natural stroll also this is another thing when you're in a group okay because last last night I was walking through town and there was an old lady and her daughter walking together they they were I was ear wiggle on their conversation they had a lovely dinner they were coming out from their dinner and they were behind me and I could see in front of me a group of lads hanging outside a shop and I was like I'm gonna have to tell them to move because that old lady is not going to walk on the road there's no way they didn't move and I was like I'm gonna say to them I was like that old lady can't walk on that road that's so dangerous for her. They just didn't move in and then I did it after which I was like so rude not to move in for the ladies I felt great. You didn't say that I'm 31 I'm allowed to move not the ladies yeah yeah cool you know just like not even like a hey lads look which is mine you're killing the meat but like you just went not moving for the ladies no gentlemen in this town anymore that was way better I should have done that I should have done that I was like no room for the ladies that's why I said it pavement hoggers so abrupt stoppers that's the only thing that grinds my gears yeah no nothing else I'm not a I'm not a road rager person.

SPEAKER_00 47:22

No indicators don't that's another one oh yeah indicators is another one but there at that that when it comes to the rules of the path don't mind the rules of the road yeah maybe people should have uh brake lights on them so then so then they can when they stop it'll just be like a big brake light like a brake like belt yeah so then when you're like oh this is an abrupt stopper you can be like oh and then you move yeah and then they can uh they can hit an indicator to be like I'm going right into the shop that be so good yeah yeah I get that I'm gonna make that people should be cars yeah simple guys I see someone with a belt and homemade brake lights I'll say they probably can leave the gas without someone special beside them like I would go I would wear that belt of pride I'm like like that's insane I was just thinking what's the most insane thing that feels like something like if the government stepped in to be like we need to fix this slow walkers problem oh I have an idea and that's what they would bring I I would lead the strike I would lead the walks that's my that's my vent that's my vent okay it's just because it's bothering me a lot lately now totally I mean and here summers coming more people shopping getting their bits involved for summer summer trips and then you're walking over stimulated that's what it is yeah I guess I'm overstimmied well another thing on that is uh escalators you know in London it's the whole stand on the left or stand on the right or whatever so that people can get through if they want to walk through yeah stunning system and in Dublin people are just like huh well oh we'll just clog this whole escalator they do and if you are in a rush or you need to get to A to B blah blah blah you can't and there's no there's no amount of sorries yeah that will hint the move yeah I'm so sorry I'm sorry sorry so sorry so sorry so sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah sorry it's uh it's it's an epidemic but aren't elderly people slower walkers but that but that you you give them you give them some great I will walk with them you get out of the way it's all or nothing I'm talking about the mini shop sorry old people take your time Dolores Laura what what what's in your vent Laura well in

Laura's Vent

SPEAKER_00 49:28

my vent good sir in my vent today in my vent today so I'm okay with getting a voice note from someone oh no that's fine okay but don't voice note me when you're doing a chore did that happen don't care that you're gonna have to put the dogs on the lead or oh my god Jesus one second I don't give a shit in the voice note yes actually do you know what we're gonna do an exercise close your eyes I'm we're in a group chat at the moment okay hey lads uh just gonna send you a voice because quicker um oh jeez hang on sorry that's the dog is fucking shit on the car but one second one second Rex Rex we know about sorry oh hey Chris no no no no the bins don't need to sorry that's one second this goes on for a good five minutes and then they go yes no I will be there tomorrow it's just I don't know what time because work's a bit hectic I don't need to be a part of your life for the next five minutes I'm sorry that's what they did double two insane double two doesn't do anything it's absolutely insane I don't need to know that your your washing machine makes a weird noise when it finishes see this is the difference between you and me I would thoroughly enjoy that voice no I don't have the time oh my god what does Rex do? But like I'm all I'm just trying to get information yeah I know even if it's like a friend of mine like a close close friend of mine if I hear being like sorry oh my god sorry one second I just had to cross throat um oh my god oh my god oh my god okay I'm back that was scary you know it's a funny

Colin's Vent

SPEAKER_00 51:08

breathe that up mine is that yours minds if you're gonna send a voice note think of what you're gonna say before you hit record I'm so happy we're in on this together I'm the victim I do love a voice note from you like this I don't mind if you're in the car you said a voice note I don't mind if unprompted you've sent me a three minute voice note and it's like oh they're like oh you won't believe what happened at work today blah blah blah and it's a juicy story whatever I'll listen to that totally fine but when it's like oh hey man uh what time are you gonna be uh get to the party and say you know if you got that text if you said what time are you gonna be at the party you'd go a few bits to do well probably eight half eight and you just write uh I'll be busy so probably eight half eight why can't you just do the thinking you would have done in a text and then say that in a voice there's no personality when people just go it's like people just go oh hey man uh what time you gotta be at the party uh oh hey uh sorry uh I just gotta set a voice note because it's easier what what time am I gonna be there uh I'll just go home get a shower oh I've just gotta have some dinner uh geez how's uh what would I eat actually have the frozen what do you think I should get have the pizza in the freezer will I order something and uh oh I have to get a card and a gift oh what do I get a bottle of whiskey uh oh no he really likes that rum actually I might get a bottle of rum uh sorry oh yeah time uh yeah sorry probably eight half eight I'm like why just say that when it's like oh I'm just gonna set a voice though because it's easier no you're gonna set a voice though because you don't value my fucking time yes it's like which no I just thought I'd give you more spruce to the story like the worst part about this whole thing is I'm a massive fucking hypocrite I am the biggest hypocrite do you know what I do sometimes it's only to one person as my best mate she'll send me a message I'll hit record and read her message back to her for the first time and I'll be like I don't know when are we going okay so I don't know girl and like that'll genuinely it's it's absolutely ridiculous but then when it's been done to me I'm like my time it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_05 53:12

Yeah voice not I'd be I'd be like big paragraphs like if I I'll just write like two long paragraphs or whatever if you need if if it's if it's like I'm not gonna like I'll send a voice notes easier because I'm just like well I'm already writing this out I'll just write the rest of it yeah like if I'm super busy which I have been for the past while I'll just like press the like the microphone be like hey so and then what am I doing?

SPEAKER_00 53:31

Any kind of household tour. Yeah like it's it's ridiculous how much of a hypocrite I am about the situation but I'm holding it strong to me like close to my heart because I just it irks me.

SPEAKER_05 53:41

So you have voice notes I have slow walkers yeah yeah these are good ones I mean those are those are I mean yeah we're old I just don't like hearing from people at all I'm actually I just I don't really like less communication in general just get to the point and I don't need to know about what's going on in your life at all. Just say what you're trying to say and and nothing else nothing else I'm busy and you're busy too quite frankly I know you have a lot going on so just say what you need to say and just be done with it. Just be done with it.

SPEAKER_00 54:13

Be all done with it now like there was someone that I knew that used to send me 12 minute voice notes. Swear to god 12 minutes. Get them out of your life and it was a case of like I'd actually put off listening to it for like several days. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:28

And then I'd be like oh so sorry just coming back to you now and then I'll send another like 12 minute voice note I'm like I can't say exactly what because like it's obviously obvious yeah I'm just gonna talk to this person three four days at a time yeah yeah and then I was like maybe that'll ease the leg no and they just kept getting more and more lengthy at one stage I was like do I just call them but then I'm like no you'd be the show in three hours I'll be there for eight years three hours yeah yeah you know the people who you want to call and then you're like it was there for two hours painful yeah thankfully this wasn't a two hour call this was uh

Outro

SPEAKER_05 55:01

a very maybe lengthy but condensed podcast um a lot to say we did have a lot to say we had a lot to say and we said it we said it all and you just heard it you watched it uh depending on if you're a listener viewer or general podcast consumer uh but guys uh that's been episode three of the podcast thank you very much for Callie Anne and Laura for joining us guys where can people find you oh oh oh Callyan Brennan everything I like you you forgot your own name but oh oh oh what's my name again he caught me off guard I wasn't ready uh you Laura um so I'm solely I'm solely on that easy is it my phone number is oh wait no um l-c-a-g-o-g hough that's my surname get it right or don't get it at all well uh guys thank you so much for tuning in to this wonderful episode of the podcast please like and subscribe rate and review leave a nice comment and all that jazz and yeah we'll see you next week for some more fun on the green room podcast