I NAIR’D my BALLS

A painful grooming mistake at 3 a.m. turns into something bigger: a real conversation about why shortcuts feel smart right up until they don’t. We start with a brutally honest story about trying hair removal the wrong way, skipping the instructions, and learning the hard lesson that “winging it” can come with a price. It’s funny, it’s uncomfortable, and it sets up the main theme: rushing anything without thinking through the consequences is a gamble. 

From there, we connect the dots to dating, situationships, and casual sex. We talk about why moving too fast can be risky, not just emotionally but physically, and why sexual health boundaries matter even when the culture acts like nothing is serious anymore. We get into the questions people avoid: Do you actually know who you’re dealing with? Are you choosing desire over discernment? How do you protect yourself without judging others? Expect direct talk about trust, testing, consent, and the real-life costs of pretending consequences won’t catch up. 

We also dig into privacy and accountability, because oversharing turns personal choices into public mess. Then we bring it home with the kind of relationship test nobody can fake: who shows up when you’re stranded, stressed, and need help now. If you want blunt, relatable relationship advice, mindset shifts, and a reminder to slow down and choose better, press play. Subscribe, share with a friend who needs it, and leave a review with the biggest “rushed decision” lesson you’ve learned.

Transcript

Late Night Welcome Back

SPEAKER_00 0:02

Welcome to Founders only. Yeah, y'all know what time it is. That's kind of the only way, man. Let's see what time it is. It's the standard time. It's 3.05 in the morning. I mean, let's get out of this. But I'm back. It's early, early. No, I gotta have my guy on Roger Wood with a little bit of more. But I just wanna let y'all know we back like we never left. I hope y'all motherfuckers are ready for this shit, man. Absolutely and positively. But um, today we're gonna go out there and talk about some funny shit, man. My stupid ass. Because I mean, shit, everybody talk about relationship shit. I don't talk about relationship shit. I talk about my own shit. Shit, have I ever been the best person? No. Am I still the best person? No. Am I the best father? No. But I'm learning. It's called progression. So

Why He Tried Nair

SPEAKER_00 1:13

I mean, the title of this episode is I Nared My Balls. So I'm a little bit stupid now. Shit, I was 18 when I did this shit. This ain't yesterday. I was 18 when I did the shit. So my my my goofy dumb ass decided to, hey, I'm sitting up here watching, you know, them little goddamn fuzzy fuzzy videos. If y'all know, shoot, you know. If you don't, you don't. I mean, it's a new era where we can get online and we can look up whatever we want to. You got Twitter, or you got X, or you got gotten on, you got social media. I mean, we back in the day, we don't think we had was BET uncut. Or we had gotten on the Playboy channel where you got done got the fuzzy fuzz and you trying to make out, oh, I saw a nipple. Uh I mean, we we did shit to do, we we did shit to just, you know, sneaking geek. I mean, we had a chat line and shit. So, I mean, I'm I'm out of before it this year. So, I mean, we did shit differently because we only had limited access. So, my my my goofy retarded dumbass decided that hey, I see that on a porno. I see that on an educational video. I'm gonna try it. So, you know, the um one of my homegirls one day, you know, you know, you gotta have those solid homegirls. I mean, shout out to Tawana, Shawana, uh, I mean the twins. Um, them my A1's Day ones. Um, my sus Vita. Um Todd shit. I got a whole bunch of A1 Day ones, homegirls. So I'm not gonna say who, but you know, me and my homegirl were over there, you know, drinking. Hey, do not judge, cuz whatever, whatever. I ain't started drinking till I was 21. Allegedly. But anyway, um we were sitting back talking. I was like, hey man, I saw this shit. I'm gonna try this shit, but I don't know how to go about it. Because I know females got now do the edge and trim and bullshit like that. So I was asking her, I said, hey, how you do yours? Because we we all know a ball pussy is a busy one. Um, so I asked her how she did hers. She said she used Nair. Now at this time I was still living at home with my mom. So I'm like, okay, cool, no problem. Shit. Nair is Nair. I'm I am a literal male. I am the epitome of a male. So I ain't Google no shit. We ain't really had access to the shit like we do today. So, you know, I just went in, I looked under the cabin, I saw some nail. And this shit smelled like rotten eggs. So I'm like, shit, cool, no problem. I'm just gonna lather this shit up and just let it sit and bake. I did not read instructions, as all women know. She, which us males, we typically don't read instructions. We we just wing this shit. So, you know, I'm just sitting there, I'm just goddamn letting the shit bake.

When The Burn Sets In

SPEAKER_00 4:18

I did not ask no advice on how long you should leave the shit on. So I'm like, okay, so shit, the the the ideal time to leave shit on. Man, tell me why I left the shit on for 15 to 20 minutes. Man, shit got the sizzling and burning and goddamn hot. So I'm you know, I jumped my ass in the shower trying to herb and write, right, right um, wipe it off real fast. But that shit was tender than the son of a bitch. So I was you know, I was just like, whoo, whoo, you know, I gotta try to cool this shit off. So in my mind, my shit over there looking like fucking Susie, not Susie, what's her name? Angelica off the rug rat, that little doll that she had. They had a little piece of hair going this way, hair going this way. My shit looked like it was a um, I'm not gonna say that because I get canceled like a motherfucker. Um, but it had like a bald spot hair, bald spot hair. It's like when you try to cut your hair at the home at home for the first time, or you try to shave for the first time, you leave leftover hairs. That's how my shit looked. Man, when I tell you I was the most sad individual. I mean, I was looking at my shit. My shit had leftover hair, it's tender as hell. Some of them got on the tip of it. I'm I'm I'm I'm over there suffering my fucking ass off. So my idiotic ass, my genius fucking ass, decided that hey, baby powder cools off shit. But I ain't had a normal baby powder. If you know, you know. If you don't, you don't. I went and grabbed my gold bun. But it's not your normal gold bun. It's not the yellow box, it is the gold one. I'm sorry, not the gold one, it is the green one. And if you know, you know. So I just powdered that shit down, put my drawers on. So I I thought, oh, it's it's good, it's cool. But about three fucking five fucking seconds go by. Tell me why my shit fucking got them sizzling. I'm talking about sizzling because my dumb ass didn't them put medicated gold bond on me. So it's got that methanol, menthol, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Shit, I'm country. I ain't gonna I ain't gonna lie to you. It's got that in it. So my ass is baking again, and and and I don't want to yell too loud because I'm still living with my mama. So I'm I I'm I jumped back in the shower trying to rinse this shit off. That shit still sizzling. So I'm I'm over there, and I ain't realize my ass done jumped in with the steaming hot water, so I done scolded myself, put menthol on me, goddamn, damn near got gave my ass a chemical burn. So I got I got a trifecta going on. So I go in my bedroom, I'm talking about butt booty naked, legs cocked, wide fuck open, and I'm sitting there with a box fan blowing directly on my genitals. So I'm like, boy, I ain't never doing this shit again. But I said, I swear to god, my shit over there looking like a we ain't saying a newborn baby, my shit over there looking like a three-month-old baby that barely got in the hell. I'm talking about shit, strands of hair. My shit looking pitiful. I'm talking about pitiful. I'm talking about I'm over there dropping one little single 10 shit. And it's like I didn't understand what I was doing.

The Lesson About Rushing

SPEAKER_00 7:52

So that gets to the episode where we're talking about rushing too fast in the shit. And by the way, y'all, that's a real fucking story. Um, we rush too fast in the shit. And we don't understand the consequences of certain shit that we rush into. Because I was at work the other night and somebody was asking me, hey man, shoot, if you just meet a chick and she just wanna, you know, woo-woo pa, um, do you do it? I said, me being me, me personally, I I don't do it. Because if you're trying to rush into something, I've never had, I'm let's go ahead and be honest, I've never had a one-night stand. Never in my life. Never in my life have I had a one-night stand. Because that shit scares the fuck out of me. Because I feel like one night stands end up to end you up in a clinic. Because I don't want my my dick dripping, I don't want my shit goddamn looking like goddamn uh uh baby roof. I don't want my shit goddamn looking like it got a fever blister on it. I don't want my shit looking like half these females walking around with some shit on their lip. I don't want that shit. I said, who the fuck wants that? Because in my mind, that's what the fuck it like with you just rushing into some shit with somebody that you don't know, you barely know, you don't even fucking know their name. You just had a simple conversation, you don't even know what the bed like to eat, you don't even know what what's her name, last name, what she do for a living, none of that. You don't know her likes and dislikes, so you just willing to jump into bed with them? How? Why? So I can catch a nut? Man, that shit ain't man. That shit that man, my life is bigger than that. So, so let's cause so I was like, bro, so what happens when you rush into some shit and you barely know her name, and she might have some shit. She might have that pack that as I die slowly, break down no letters, y'all. As I die slowly, that shit that make you want to goddamn um kill a motherfucker if you got it. You get what I'm saying? Um, because I I I had a uh I had a partner that I went to school with. He contracted from his old lady. Then he went around, he went around on the fucking spree, paying, paying motherfuckers for uh cooch and this and the third. Um allegedly. But um and he was goddamn giving females that pet. Talking about something, he about to give these folks this trash can dick. How do you how do you goddamn just go sleep with somebody just for a McDonald's menu or getting your nails did? Shit, that shit basic as fuck. Get to know a motherfucker. That's what I say. Shit, that's what I'd rather get to know you because then if if you're offering me too fast and too easy, bro that shit gonna give me the heeby fucking jeebs. You get what I'm saying? They're gonna make me say, whoo, uh-uh. No, no, Satan, not today's Satan. I mean, shit, that's just me. I mean, I'm I'm I'm different from a lot of motherfuckers out here because I look at shit like that. I mean, I know the value in life, but let's be honest nowadays.

Casual Sex And Real Risks

SPEAKER_00 10:55

Because I be sitting up there looking at YouTube and shit be bro, this is the most time ever in my motherfucking life have I ever seen these HIV commercials where they're saying that it's okay to contract that disease, or they got shots to you know prevent you. Let's go ahead and be honest. If you end up with the shit, you end up with the shit. I'm I'm sorry for you. I mean, shit happens. Will I judge you? Will I treat you any different? No. No, not at all. But do I wanna risk my risk the biscuit like that? No, I don't. But these commercials are making it seem like it's okay. And I mean, let's let's go ahead and be honest. In my era, she knew I'm an 80s baby. I turned 40 this year. Man, that shit was treated like the bubonic plague. Like that shit was treated like Ebola. For y'all new generation, that shit was treated like COVID. How how the fuck do y'all y'all more afraid to catch COVID than a STD? Please explain that shit to me. Because I just don't get the fucking shit, period. Because I mean, we sit up here, they glorify this shit. They, oh, I'm fucking it be. I'm fucking man, I don't want that shit. Man, to play Rotion Roulette and understand that my kid, like I can be sick, I can pass that shit on to my kids. Ain't cool to me. To have fun, I understand we have fun, we enjoy sex, I understand that shit. But just to can't just to chill and just be to glorify it, to say, oh, this is where we at, that's what we're doing, blah blah blah. Man, hey, what if if that's for you, that's for you. I'm I'm hey, more monkey don't stop no show. But to sit there and push P like that shit is cool, I can't I can't do because I mean, let's go ahead and be real, let's go ahead and be honest. Why would you want to throw that off on somebody or out what would and say that's okay? To me, that's not okay in my eyes. Tanay, that's not okay in my standards. And I mean, certain people will say, Oh, uh, you gotta understand what what you're doing. People people as you get the lucky to draw. Hey, it's like playing Russian roulette, exactly, especially when you sitting up here just sleeping with people just asleep with them. That shit ain't cool. The fuck is wrong with y'all? I mean, I understand how we got now and say, hey, everybody has a price. We understand that. That that's completely understandable. Some people want to say that shit, they ain't got no price, man. You full of shit. Um, but to me, everybody has a price. And I mean, I know y'all agree with it, because if somebody sits you down and offers you an amount of money straight there to your face, amount of money that you can normally not desire not make in a month, not make in two months, just to just to do the nasty with them, shit. Most of us are goddamn think about what the responsibilities we have versus the amount of money. It's like, oh shit, I if I can get that, I can do this, this, this, this, this, this, and I'll be straight. But you but you sit up there and you and you and you don't understand what you're signing up for because hey, if you take that load of cash, if you take that that NDA, you take that check, because trust me, a lot of people out here take NDAs and they don't tell you about it. Or some people do some shit that they ain't supposed to be doing because they got they they got their back against the wall, they got some shit to pay off because they don't want to be behind on shit, or they don't want some shit to go cut um hit their credit, or they don't want their car repoled, or they got they about to get evicted from their house. They will do some that strange things for a little piece of change, and a lot of people will be will sit up there and judge them because of it. But hey, us as human beings, we like peace, not chaos. Straight up. So what do we do? You sit up there and you judge the next person off the decisions that they make? Because guess what? Shut the fuck up, everybody ain't supposed to know what the fuck you doing. Because when you let everybody know shit, that's when they people can run their mouth. Because if you're gonna do dirt, do by yourself. Because I mean, the straight for the the the best philosopher said this period when I in the 2000s, I smoke by myself, I drank by myself, I fuck these folks by my goddamn self. I mean, you ain't gonna go tell on yourself. Let's go ahead and be honest. Let's

Privacy, Rumors, And Loose Talk

SPEAKER_00 15:50

go ahead and be real. Because when you start running your mouth to every time, dick, and hair you're around, that's how your business gets out. And you're gonna tell someone, I don't know how everybody found out what I was doing. I don't know how everybody found out I was fucking such and such. Because you run your motherfucking dick sucker. That's how the fuck they found out. So, I mean, sometimes we gotta learn how to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. But I mean, shit, that's how we end up in situationships. That's just how we sit in these disclosed relationships because I mean shit, we get to entang, we get entangled and enjoying our quality times with these individuals and we have fun. We enjoy ourselves, we like being around this person. I mean, shit, I mean, they are perfect fit. But what happens next? When when all that that physical attraction dissolves, does that person have you in a time of need? Did that person have you when your back is against the wall? Does that person got down have your back when ain't nobody else there? When shit gets dark, can that person bring you out of it? I mean, shit, let's go ahead and be real. Sometimes they can, sometimes they can't. Like, I'm gonna go ahead and be honest

Who Really Has Your Back

SPEAKER_00 17:06

with you. Shit. I got a flat tire. I had worked, I had um I had worked the extra shift, so I worked a double shift. Um, and I was on my way home and I got a flat tire. I'm tomorrow, main highway, flat tire, five o'clock in the morning. Well, it was like 4 30, 5 o'clock in the morning. Only person I can call was my oldest son. Because I wasn't I wasn't entertaining nobody at the time. I wasn't talking to nobody at the time, I wasn't doing shit. But using and chilling by myself because I had been in a couple shitty um situations and relationships at the time, and what am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to call on somebody that doesn't have my back the way I think they're supposed to have my back, or they gonna treat me some type of way or anything. Why would I call somebody that I know ain't gonna be there? Why would I waste my time with somebody that wouldn't be my parachute or make sure I'm straight when I'm straight? Because a lot of people will do that and don't realize what type of situation they're putting themselves in, or the expectations from people that they apply, but those same people that you fuck with don't have their don't won't have you on the back end or be your superhero when you need them, won't help you with a flat tire, won't help you in your time of need, won't help you do all types of things when you need them there. And it's like, what else am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to call? Yeah, I mean you can't throw a bat signal in the air, you can't yell for Superman, you think can't yell for a superhero to come in and rescue you. That's why I tell people, fuck with people how they fuck with you. Because majority of the time when I fuck with somebody on any level, if I call you a friend, I call you my boot boot, anything. We're gonna work through shit together. And a lot of times people don't understand when you say you're gonna work through shit together with them because they they've never experienced that in their life. They've never had that person in their back pocket. Because I mean, if I fuck with you, I fuck with you. You can call me at 5 o'clock in the afternoon or 5 o'clock in the morning. If I can't, if I can't get there, we're gonna figure out how to get your problem solved to get you good and get you back to where you feel safe. Even if I gotta make calls or we gotta, you gotta we gotta rub our two pennies together to figure the shit out. We gonna figure it out. If I gotta sacrifice my sleep for our peace, shit, we're gonna do that. And a lot of people in this generation, in this age, don't understand the concept of having somebody's back or being somebody's parachute or anything of that nature because they're so worried about self. They're so worried about, shit, man, I gotta worry about myself quicker than I gotta worry about this motherfucker over here because this person over here, shit, they might be fucking off. Man, sometimes you gotta have faith. If you fuck with them, shit, fuck with them. Fuck with them on the bigger picture. Not the little picture, the bigger one. So, I mean, what do we do? Where do we rest ourselves at? Do you keep sitting there and thinking, oh, everybody gonna treat you the same? Everybody gonna have you, have your back the same? No, they won't. Some people just take us, some people are just leeches. Yes, I'm drinking out of a Mason job. I told y'all before I'm country as fuck. But we we sometimes we invest time in the people that don't need to be invested in. If you understand. I mean, shit, I ain't no preaching by far. I done went through a lot of shit. I got five fucking kids. And sometimes we put ourselves in predicaments or make their bad decisions, but you gotta roll with the punches. I mean, you gotta take shit on the chin. You gotta take losses for losses, you gotta take gains for gains. But in the blink

Accountability And Closing Thoughts

SPEAKER_00 21:40

of an eye, you gotta accept shit. You gotta accept what you do. And some people don't know how to know how to accept accountability. Yes, I do fucking start it. Leave me the fuck alone. Um, but that's why I tell y'all all the time this shit raw, uncut, and unedited. You would never see me edit a video or change some shit that I said just to make y'all happy. I mean, y'all gonna get this shit the right the way we want to. Shit, if y'all would have came at the very beginning, shit, I would have got down and showed y'all I was over here eating a goddamn Roger Wood with some goddamn mustard. That's how country my ass is. I miss a good fresh fry. Um, but we gotta take shit and take accountability of old of those decisions that we make with the people that we make those decisions with because everybody ain't got their best, got our best interest. Let's go ahead and be honest. If my power finna cut off, how many people gonna go out there and have my back? If my internet finna get cut off, how many people gonna have my back? If my kids need to be picked up from somewhere or my son broke down on the side of the road, will you be there because I can't be there? Let's go ahead and be honest. Let's go ahead and be truthful. Because the reality, a lot of things that we go through will change people's perspective in a heartbeat. And a lot of times people don't understand, oh, I'm just fucking with this person or anything, or and they um they claim they're gonna be there. No, people will show you by based on their actions whether they're gonna be there or not. Because I like I was to explain this to a dude at work, if you fuck with one person, one person, and they know that you got their back, they know that you gonna be there supporting them through thick and thin, they gonna be even nastier. They gonna spit, they gon slob, they gonna skirt, they gonque, they gonna do all that nasty shit that you like. They gonna might let them slap, they might let you spit in their mouth. I ain't I ain't with that shit, but to each his own. But what I'm saying is, based on the people and how you fuck with them, is how they gonna fuck with you. Remember that because a lot of people ain't gonna fuck with you just because you just you. And that's all I gotta say for the day on four steppers, only we out. Peace.