Wig Washing w/ Kerryn Feehan & Onika McLean

This week on The Jessica Kirson Show, Jessica is joined by comedians Onika McLean and Kerryn Feehan for a completely unfiltered episode that goes off the rails almost immediately.

The three dive into everything from hookup history, wig washing, workout-class rivalries, and OnlyFans economics to vibrator recommendations, airplane etiquette, and the dangers of forgetting your underwear at the gym.

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

So I'm just gonna go wash my other wig and then I came here. Oh and I feel better. Wait, you wash the wig you're not wearing? Yeah, I got so many. She's gonna switch it out at halftime. She's gonna switch it out. Can you imagine? Look at this. Your chin is on the ground. Gotta pull your face back up. Where's your rubber band? Make it tighter. She's aging like a banana. Pull my girl.

unknown 0:20

You okay?

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Tim. You guys are beautiful. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

What how many wigs do you have? I love that we can bust on each other. Guys, I have two incredible comedians and friends on the show today. Onika McLean is so funny. You can follow her at onikaan.com. I also have Karen Feehan on. She has an incredible podcast called OnlyFehans. Give her so much support. Go on her social media. Follow her. Please help me.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

The Jessica Cuss.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

I don't feel seen. I'm so happy to be here with you guys. I'm happy to be here with you too. Please welcome James Thomas and Sabrina Walters.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

I'm James. I'm Sabrina. The teenage witch. I love her. I'm James Carpenter. I'm a what you call it. I'm a old RB singer. James Carpenter is a my manager. We had like a love affair before. And you yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Who? You had a love affair with your manager?

SPEAKER_01 1:21

No, I'm James Thomas in this scenario that you just created. Jessica.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

I was like, oh, this is great. I'm a curious idea. Did you leave the situation? I leave every I'm disassociating already. And we just started.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

She left the conversation.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Onika McLean and Karen Fehan. I'm so happy you guys are here. I love that you're here together. Because you guys are dating, right? Right. Monogamously.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Really? No, I'm cheating. I cheat a lot. I don't know what the hell she's talking about. I told her at the beginning that I was a free spirit. What's wrong with you? That means I'm a whore.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Yeah. Well, listen, I used to be a whore. Now I'm just like, I just lay there and just ugh. I'm exhausted.

SPEAKER_03 2:01

I'm inspired to be a whore. I'm exhausted. Were you ever a whore? Oh, I was like, raging. Raging.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Huge whore. Huge whore. Huge. How many comics did you fuck? A lot. I mean big ones. Start the alphabet. Can you say the most famous one?

SPEAKER_03 2:16

Oh, that I slept with?

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

I love they were saying slept with. That I fornicated with. That I fornicated, made love with? Say big. Um, I I mean Neil Brennan might be the biggest.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

No, really?

SPEAKER_03 2:28

That's so bad. I used to say with the Lucas brothers, I dated one of the Lucas brothers.

SPEAKER_02 2:32

I thought you meant you fuck both of them. I mean, who knows? This is how every podcast is gonna be because we're all mentally ill.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Severe. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Yeah. I'm gonna. I was with men in college in blackouts, and I didn't even know they weren't women. I'm like, wow, your clit is huge. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:50

I forgot to bring underwear to the gym today. I thought I was gonna zip my clit up. I was worried. Wait, what? Here's my Have you ever zipped your how big is your clit? Well, it's hanging out slightly inflamed right now. Why is it inflamed?

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Are you kidding? My vibrator is mocking power. Mine's powerful too.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

But I have to put my um I put my comforter on top of it because what? Because it's so strong, it makes your skin itch after. What the fuck are you using? I'm not using a rank. So she has a child. Shout out to Jamie Dice, right? Okay, so the fuck is it? It's my Jewish friend that that that had to say Jewish. Yeah, because Jewish women on sale. I don't know if she got on sale, but they you you you know things like intricately. She taught me how to, you know, because I didn't know. But anyway, so shout out to Jamie. So she got me a brickstone back massager. Oh, that's what I use. Yeah. Many years ago. And and and it's this big. It's so big. I say yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Mine is falling apart. But it's yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Mine, mine, my you have to plug it in for you. Me too. Yeah, and sometimes it's shorts, but I don't give a damn. I'll die like that. Oh, I'll die like that.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

That's the worst when you're using a vibrator and you're like, uh sometimes I'll start when my laptop's almost gonna die, like the battery's almost gonna die. I'm like, this is a Russian roulette. Can we do it? Can we get it in?

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Oh, you need to be able to do it. Does that turn visual?

SPEAKER_03 4:17

I can finish with my imagination if I've gotten started with the I use my imagination. The whole time?

SPEAKER_01 4:23

What do you about nothing? You know why? No. About like the city guy on a train. It's always like some weird shit that I'm that I'm envisioning.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

If I was in a zinog or a train, I swear to God. And the two are really not great to compare a train. It's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

So this is the thing, right? It's like it, it's it's huge, but it's it's very good. I really like it. But they're amazing. The bricks don't, I don't feel like a lot of people know about that.

SPEAKER_02 4:48

No, it's good. That's why I shouted out Jamie by it. But mine doesn't make it to the bed, the cord, so I have stand while I'm using it. I look like I'm up to bat. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 4:58

It is a short cord. It is a short cord. I do have to do it the edge of my bed. Yo, I could get a you could get a um an extension cord. What's wrong with you, lazy ass?

SPEAKER_03 5:07

Are you kidding? I'm lazy.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

I barely can get a bed. You guys are talking about vibrator?

SPEAKER_03 5:11

I've been going just hand. I can't. Yeah, my hand. My hand is so my hand gets known because I think my fingers are too short.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

It's not fat enough. It's too much. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

See, I'm not penetrating. Yeah. Oh, well, I don't penetrate either. Yeah, DJ is. DJ. I don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Yeah. Absolutely. I'm a book. I don't know. I'm still into the clit being zippered up. Tell me.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

Yeah, I didn't actually, but I it's with fear I think I have. So I was like, oh, and when you don't have underwear, I forgot my underwear.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Do you always wear underwear?

SPEAKER_03 5:40

Uh not bras. Like I I rarely wear bras, but under under pants. I hate bras.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

I would wear bras. I hate them. I really hate them. I feel so confident out, it's really bad. I know you guys are wearing a lot of people. Yeah, mine are very mine are behind me. They're very like just because they're editing the pod later. Do you work out like does it make you feel male that you have? I'm serious.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

Like like my partner likes that, that it's because, you know, there's something about, especially if I'm in a workout class with men, like lifting like similar doing this, even if I'm not lifting the same weight, doing the same things as them, like that, yeah, it does get me jacked up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

That's not I like that. Yeah. I really do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

But I also gravitate towards the women in my class more. I'm always like, that's who I want to talk to and hang out with.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

But do you compare yourself to them? Um Do you do that a lot? I do. Yeah. I hate those items.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

Especially the one, the one, you know, the when you're in a workout class, it's that one woman that she really shouldn't be there. She could always almost teach, but now she gotta outdo everybody in the class. I'm never looking at my form. I'm always looking at this whole Rachel. And I'm like, why is Rachel in this class? I don't know. But Rachel's always like And it's Rachel Ray. And then the teachers are always like, God, that's right, get it. Great work. And I'm like, nobody ever does great work to me. They're like, push, suck in your stomach, tuck your butt. First of all, this is my regular butt. Um is no tucking, right?

SPEAKER_03 7:08

We have a similar situation structurally. I like duck butt a little bit. And it's more the Pilates teachers that are like, what's wrong with you? Like, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

What do you mean? They say what's wrong with you? Well, they're like they push you like that.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

They're like, tuck, push. And I'm like, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Do they touch you? Yes. Did they finger you? Like that's oh, I'm taking that class. Yeah. What is plug? Warrior scope.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

Oh, yeah. Warrior scope plot.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

What the hell is warrior scope? I don't know. Like hot yoga.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

It's something white ladies like. You know, white ladies want to be a warrior scope.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

You guys must really like yourself. Like you have to really be okay with yourself to take those classes.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

No, no, I'm the biggest bitch in there. It's bad. But I don't care. Because it feels um communal.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Yeah. It's like it's like something to do that's a community kind of thing. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Yeah, I don't know if all white women feel this, but I feel this about black women that they are just like physically, genetically, like they have the physique that I want. Yeah, they're the legs, the best.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

That's all white women. Oh, yeah. Y'all should have weight. Y'all should feel like that. Yeah, no, no, it's true. It's all. You just you just would admit it. Women that won't lift weights and they have flat asses, like the yoga. You know why they are dating pedophiles. Different. Yeah. They're like children.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

What is that? Then Pilates. Pedophiles in the Pilates. Are you saying that all white women are jealous of black women's bodies?

SPEAKER_01 8:33

Not all I am. A lot. No, they're I mean. It's the butt machine. If you go to the gym, you see all the white girls on the butt machine. I'm so happy for that for y'all though. I am happy because I have a lot of white friends. Not you, but because you may represent it. But listen, this I'm I'm happy for y'all because y'all have the butt machine at the gym. The hip and the hip drust. Because I'm just gonna go watch. White girls have buttons. Good for y'all hip thrust. Clock the tea. And then y'all have Korean skincare. Cool, look at that. Now you can last longer.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

It's all news to me. I barely I do mayo on my face. I have mayo. Yeah, I eat a sandwich and then I just put some slap it on.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

It's not bad. I've never even skincare. It's doing good.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

Thank you. Maybe my face looks okay, my skin, because I don't use a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

That's I think a true thing. Some people have like these 15-step skincare things, and I'm like, some people you maybe. Oh my god. So mean.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

No, I love this. This is what we do.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

We bust on each other.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Some people some people like use skincare, but like I don't need to. I'm gonna snatch your wig off in a second. My wig?

SPEAKER_01 9:37

I glued it, and let me tell you something. It was a horrible thing.

SPEAKER_03 9:40

I'm not wearing a wig.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

This is a horrible hair.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Yeah, no, I'm I'm wearing wearing my dad's toupee.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

She swapped my wig off, boy. You think they're talking about Kevin Hart. I'm gonna be like, weaving. Oh my God. You she took your wig off? No, she's not. That was a threat. You left the conversation again.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

I know. I was sleeping. She died. Um, I'm wearing my dad's toupee. When he died, I just took his toupee off and put it on my head.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

That's what you got in the will?

SPEAKER_02 10:06

Yeah, yeah. I wish she was still alive to call me fat.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

Oh. Anyway, um See Onika got this from Cat Williams. Chef Joe has.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

What?

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Cat Williams has regular hair. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:18

So better than yours.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Just a little mad and skinky as stuff. Yeah, now you're gonna get it for an hour. Do you know Cat Williams? Oh, we don't have to talk about that. You think I know Cat Williams because I'm black? I'm not gonna do this shit with y'all today. Are you kidding me? Do you know Larry Davis? I I knew Dr. Ruth. You knew Dr. Ruth. I fucked her. She's back in bed. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

Did you call her baby Ruth? The whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Do you know Paris Hilton?

SPEAKER_02 10:42

Yes. Oh, no, you don't. Look at this. Okay. When I fucked Dr. Ruth, she was like, you have a lot of anger. Yes, that was good. Take it, Ruth. Take it, you fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Angry sex is good sex. Have you had anal? Yeah. I love you just thought about it. Angry sex. Were you thinking? I said angry sex, and you put it in anal. Like, I don't, huh? Yeah, I have.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Yeah. I mean, most people. Sorry, Dad. A lot of my fans are gay men. Let's talk about it. Yeah. No, we don't. Shout out to y'all. How many times? What shout-out to you all?

SPEAKER_03 11:13

Fitness instructor.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Cancelled.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

My favorite fitness instructor who I just left his class is gay, Ron Christopher. And he's got a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

I love that you just said his name.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Well, he he he's a public figure. I don't think he would mind the shout-out. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

So he does a lot of anal?

SPEAKER_03 11:29

He they must, right? I've never done it.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Really? I've never done it. I'm so surprised.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Because you're a whore.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Like whores, like you didn't give your work on your vagina. Have you had vagina work? No. Oh. I mean the guy's working out her vagina.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Oh, she's never work because there's a hang there's a dangling clip. Yeah. So she might need some.

SPEAKER_03 11:49

She might have little boxing bags.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

Wow. Yeah, I'm surprised. I mean, I just because you've been with a lot of guys.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Right. I'm like not opposed to it. I'm just like kind of scared a little. Oh, like I've tried before and like just a little bit has hurt so much.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Yeah, you just have to de take a deep breath and think about something real like flowers or sunshine or unicorn. No, it hurts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

I just like I'm like, why am I putting myself through pain? Some women love it though. Oh, I have friends who would rather spot in there.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

In ours? Yeah. In ours too. We're humans.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

I also feel like I'm always like five minutes away from pooping. Like at any given moment.

SPEAKER_02 12:25

Oh, because you eat well. Yeah. And exercise. I don't shit for five days at a time.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Shout out to me and you, girl. Is that true for you too?

SPEAKER_02 12:33

I take Senna. It works.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

465 of them.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Smooth move. Smooth move. What smooth move? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 12:40

100? I take insure.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

You will never know because I'm black. It's sponsored by Metamusol. Oh God.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

That part. Are you 78? 90 grade.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

96. Look at this shit. You can tell with my hands, though. I'm gonna get some hand surgery, but.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Why?

SPEAKER_01 13:00

Because the black lady's hands, that's the only thing that ages. Right here, I'm 32.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

No, you look amazing.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

67. In June. June. I turned 67. Oh, what is that? Leo cancer. No, not in January. I'm not even in June. I'm lying.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

What are you?

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Um I'm an October. Uh Libra.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

That's yeah, that's what my partner, Sarah, is. What are you?

SPEAKER_03 13:18

Taurus.

SPEAKER_02 13:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

In my season. Yes, nice. Yeah. What are you?

SPEAKER_02 13:22

Scorpio.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Oh, one of my most sexual relationships. Scorpio was with him for eight years.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Oh, God. Did that end bad?

SPEAKER_03 13:30

It's like Scorpio's the most sexual sign. Yeah. Taurus is the most sensual sign. So they are a good match. Right. But little toxic. Yeah. Why?

SPEAKER_02 13:38

Because you wouldn't do anal.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

He was out.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

Get away from me. Over. There's poop in there. Yeah. But I think I think Scorpios and Libras are a good match. Because we are so uh accommodated. Why not?

SPEAKER_02 13:55

Yeah, you guys are.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Y'all need someone. I love Libras. What? Who yeah, y'all y'all need a lot. I need some uh eggs.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

I have hard-boiled eggs in my bag.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

You uh you I daddy so something you would have in your bag. I do.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

Protein. Anybody want one?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Do you have any food in your bag? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I always do.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

I'm Jewish. I always do. We carry around food.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Oh, because I'm black. That's a good one. Sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

I can't take it. I can't. I I have a lot of food in my bag because most Jews do in case we ever get taken away again. Really? Yeah, we just want to have food out of it. Do you know some people don't even have a big one? Well, you we can take it away. Take her away. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

She's even gonna be the taker. Oh, now I'm a Nazi? What the hell happened? Are you a Nazi? No! Colonizer. Me? Yeah. I'm Irish. Yeah, you colonized here.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

I guess a little. It's like Irish and black people were like potato in your bag.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Yeah, a little bit. Do you have a potato in your bag? Famine? That's so stupid. Have you been to Irish? I love a potato.

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Uh no. I want to though. You should go. I'm named after the Ring of Carrie.

unknown 15:01

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

My parents went there on their honeymoon.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

Really? Yeah. What is that?

SPEAKER_03 15:05

Oh, it's like beautiful. I've only seen pictures, but it's just like the green, most luscious place.

SPEAKER_02 15:09

Are your parents still together?

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Really?

SPEAKER_03 15:12

Well, my mother says that they had a virtual divorce about a year ago, but they still cohabitate.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Okay, what is a virtual divorce?

SPEAKER_01 15:18

She's been ignoring you. She text them. Yeah. It's over. It's like You didn't get my text yet. I meant to hit sin. Oh shit is sitting there. Look. Screenshot.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

My mother just sort of had an idea of what the retirement would look like, and my dad had a different idea. So they're my dad just can't stop working.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Yeah, I'm like that. I can't stop.

SPEAKER_03 15:41

Yeah. And I get it. I understand where they're both coming from, you know? Yeah. But I just said to my mom's like, he's not, you're not gonna change him, so you just gotta do stuff with your friends. Yeah. You gotta let him.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Do they fight a lot or are they? Sure.

SPEAKER_03 15:52

You know, 47 years of marriage. They get into it. How many kids? Three. Okay. Yeah. You're the eldest? Yeah, four grandkids. I'm in the middle, star for attention. Oh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

It is what it is. You're doing great in your career. Are you the eldest? No. So I have an older sister, and then I have two halves, and then I have uh I had four steps, but now I have three. Um she passed away. We should talk about that for like a half hour because it's really upbeat.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

It's okay. It's okay. I'm sorry, I have COVID.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Wait, uh, Nika has the Huntavirus, right? I have nothing. Except bad bitch syndrome.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

I I think I'm riddled with cancer. Do you think that's true? Do you ever think about it? Yeah, because I'm so angry. People are gonna get disturbed by that, but it's Zach, my producer, is dying.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Why are you angry? What's happening?

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Why am I angry?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Oh, because of uh the things that happened in the world? Yeah, and just like people. We've ignored it. As black people, we said, we're just gonna learn line dances. Enough is enough. We gotta step down. We're not enough. Y'all, y'all dish, y'all.

SPEAKER_03 16:59

Honestly, I follow every black line dancing account on Instagram. Me too. The joy.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

To the left. Take it back now, y'all. Three hops. That's I know it's incredible. Three hopping. And the fans enough. With them fans. Enough.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

That I love that so much.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

I can't stress ourselves. Remember when I saw you in Starbucks and you were like, we're gonna have a race war, and I was like, no, we're not, and you were like, why not? That was fascinating.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

And I said because the black eyes were not coming. Yeah, yeah. You're like, we've marched enough.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

We got our steps, we're good.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Yeah. I mean that but that makes complete sense. Yeah. I mean, come on, let let us take care. But well, I don't know what we can do anyway, but you know.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

But I mean, uh, I mean, if if if you fight, and this is a little bit serious, but I mean, at a certain point, if you cannot fully benefit from uh everything going good, then why are you fighting for it?

SPEAKER_02 17:47

No, I agree. There is no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

You're not angry at all? No.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

I feel bad about it.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

But you know, you know why? You know why I'm not you know why I'm not angry? Because I know it's intentional. I know it's to get us round up. Yeah, that's true. I know that it's uh energy harvesting if you believe that kind of thing. And as long as they keep you stressed out, then somebody benefits from that energy and it's not you. And then you get sick, and then this damn uh government, they don't even want to pay for you when you get sick. So I'm like, work harder. Yeah, work harder. Old people I don't care that you can't walk. Let me tell you something. I was in Scotland and it was all these old people hanging around. I did the French Festival, it was all these old people going to museums, doing all kinds of stuff. And I'm like, why is there so many old people? And I asked this police officer, and he was like, because they're retired.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Yeah. They get to retire.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

They get to retire and be old and go to museums. And I'm like, and we work at Walmart forever. And we're old. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

I wouldn't mind being a greeter there. I just think by that by that point, I'd just be like, welcome to Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 18:52

The amount of Jessica Kirsten greeted me at Walmart.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

I should I should do that in filming. You could, you can, oh my god, that would be hilarious. Go undercover. See you. I should, as an old woman, like, welcome to Walmart.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

No, you should do it as yourself. Because people will be like, people will be like, give them pictures and then you will sell it for five dollars. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. I know. But also don't ask Walmart. Just show up. Right. That's the best part. They wouldn't care. They'll let you work too. They'll put you on a register. Jessica. Oh, register three. You'd be like, okay, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

Some adult with mosaic Down syndrome.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Like, that's my job. I'm just checking things on the This is a good idea. Yeah, it is a good idea. I love doing things and no one notices. Like, that's my I fall all the time in public so that like when I'm filming, I don't do it like imagine.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Wait, you were doing that for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

And then no one helps me. Because I'm not like a young hot girl. So I just lay there. People like walk, they pee on me. They don't care. I'm telling you. Men are just like, ugh, she'll handle it. That's too much to deal with.

SPEAKER_03 20:09

When I broke my hand, I knew that I wasn't hot anymore because I had a huge cast.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Oh, you're still hot.

SPEAKER_03 20:14

I mean I mean, nobody helped me. I mean, you're trying. I'm trying. I'm like, I'm like putting my suitcase up on airplanes. Like, no.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

No one said, Can I? I think men are afraid to say, Do you need help now?

SPEAKER_03 20:25

I started saying my inside thoughts outside my mouth. Yeah. Like on plans and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

Yeah, I do that all the time.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

I I I like to this like guy who will just be watching a tiny woman struggling, and I'm like, you're just gonna watch her? Just gonna watch her.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

Oh, that's great. I you know what? I do shit like that all the time. I'm like, you're insane. Like, I when people I know people have said this, but when people behind me start walking in front of me on a plane, oh my god, is it your first flight? I swear to God, I'm gonna get just a few. Is this your first flight? It is so fucking rude.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

What planet are they on? Like, if you've never deplaced before, like figure it out. Like you go, I go.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

I think Onika does that because she's not saying anything.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

I don't, you know what I do?

SPEAKER_02 21:04

Yeah, I'm the last trip you.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

I'm on the I'm the last person on the plane. You you probably get beat up, but I am that would be so funny. Oh, you're the last person? I'm the last I just see the. Oh, you're broke. I'm not broke. No. Yeah, I am. No.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

My seat is in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

No, my seat, no, I'm not, no, I'm not in the back of the plane. Even if I've the only time that I you let him go. The only time I'll leave quickly if if if I'm in first class, because that looks stupid. But if I'm in like business class or regular, I just chill and wait because I don't like all that fighting for the thing. I just chill. First of all, I gotta put my shoes back on. I'm now knocking five.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

Just to wrap up her sleep apnea. Karen has to stick her clit in.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

She gotta tuck her clit. It's a lot of things that need to happen. And I just do it when everybody gets off the plane so that I'm not rushed. By the time I get off the plane, oftentimes the guys are coming in to clean up the plane. And they're like, come on, miss, get off. And I'm like, I'm fucking getting off. I don't I don't rush it because it's so stupid. Those people that stand up as soon as we land and say, where are you going, dummy? And then people are like and then people are trying to like push past you that that's behind. That's just gonna annoy me. It's rude. So I just don't know that's a good thing. I don't engage. I just chill.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Yeah, that's a good thing to do. Also, every time I fly to Florida from New York, 700 people are at the the gate trying to get on the plane. You know, all those anxious old people.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

But they all have they all on have those um, they're all in um wheelchairs. It's like the Special Olympics when you go to Florida. Every time I can't where are they going? Like, it's so many wheelchairs coming off the plane in Florida, like you gotta wait.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

We don't even need them, some of them. I don't care. Seriously, some do, and some are like, I will get off this plane with damn. It's like they're bum rushing the gate. It's like you're zone five. I know. You are zone seven, I know. You're zone 11. It's like there's a sale at Marshall's. They're all like I love Marshalls. Don't Marshall, I love Marshalls, too.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

Bury me at a Marshall's. I will tell them how I hooked your apartment up. You did. So what'd she do? She just like fang shuied my living room somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

That doesn't work. My mom does it.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Yeah. She helped me.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

I'm like Maybe it does. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

I think this is like the my masculine thing. Like, I I love when things are pretty and aesthetic, but I don't have a knack for it. I don't really. And I have a big dog, and like my podcast producer would always kind of rearrange my living room and then not put it back so that I got lazy, so I wouldn't put it back. Yeah. So Niki came and she's like, move this. It took her an hour. She's like, move this, move this, move this. She said, okay, so we're like cleaning, and she finds like a little pile of change. This is the funniest thing. And I was like, well, where should I put that? And she's like, Oh, you're not doing well. And she threw the change away.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Well, feng shui, so is it feng shui? I don't know. Or feng shui.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

I think it's feng shui.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

I don't know. It's think it's fuck shai. Um tell people what that is, because I don't think everyone knows what it is.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

We don't even know what it is. It's like where you put per place things in your home so that it can have a flow, an energy flow. Yeah. And she just had a bunch of crap just at the door, which is so crazy. And she has a lot of nice things, but they were just like floating all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. And they just needed to feel like she's you used the term conversation.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

You were like, now it's more of a conversation. Right, like how we're standing.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

That makes sense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

It's a I mean, did you have a good upbringing? Was it tough?

SPEAKER_01 24:24

It was very tough. Yeah. Now just say, my bad, weak ass bitch. But I don't say weak ass bitch. Yeah, you fucking canceled. Because I understand that you have to, you know, that's what they say on TikTok, like full accountability or something. So I said, okay, I don't want to, I don't want no beef, and I don't want to go into a home because they will stick you in a home and not come see you. Oh, I know. That's the worst.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

I know. I've seen in a home that have no visitors. It's hard. I would never do that to my mom.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

I told her I'll put her in a pod, put her right in a little suicide pod when she's ready to go.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

What's a suicide pod?

SPEAKER_03 24:54

I'm so they interested in Sweden or something. But they you just go in, it's like assisted suicide. You do it yourself. But it's like a pod. Wow. I don't know if you get shot up in morphine or like carbon monoxide or something. But I said to my mom, I was like, maybe you and my aunt go around the same time. We can get a BOGO, so it won't cost me as much.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

Right, right. You know what? Can you like be on drugs for like two weeks in the pod? Just so you don't have to like take drugs and then die. You know what I mean? You could at least be high. High for a while.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

But what about the insurance money? Because you don't get the insurance money if you kill yourself, right?

SPEAKER_03 25:26

Even if it's like terminal and it's like time, like it's just like that decision.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Yeah, uh well, hello. That's part of my my wealth um management system. I thought that I was going to like die and then give them the insurance money, but if I kill myself in some kind of assistance, yeah, but they're blaming you for everything anyway, so just give it to someone else.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

You know what I mean? Leave it to like a fucking cat.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

Yeah, my cat died, damn. Uh I did love my cat more than ever.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Did it kill itself?

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Yeah, but it did die. She did die on my birthday. What a bitch. Evil. Yeah. Recently? Was that this year? No, it was like a couple years ago. It was so sad.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Did you just find her?

SPEAKER_01 26:02

Yeah, I came back home and she was like, I had this candle burning, and she just kind of like died next to the candle.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

Well, thank God she didn't catch up.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

I buried her in my backyard, so now she's like under a rosebush, so that's dope.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Do you talk to her? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

That was you, you know, I had the cats are so good because it's like they only love one person and I was that person. So she was like mean to everybody else, but yeah, it's very loyal. But then she would like lick my hair and stuff, not this wig, another one, and she would just like it had honey on it or something.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Yeah. Tuna fish. Like, your tuna wig, your tig.

unknown 26:37

My tig!

SPEAKER_01 26:38

What was your cat's name? Glitter. Litter? Glitter. Oh. Litter is so dumb. She named her ash the litter, but litter. No, glitter. Glitter. It was so good.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

Oh, you want to hear the names of my animal? I'm gonna start talking about this on stage. And this is true. I'm not saying it just to be funny. My first cat, my first, this is how lazy I am. My first cat's name was Baby. I could, I was like, baby. And then the next one was Kitty.

unknown 27:03

It was a cat.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

And I had a dog named Puppy. This is so embarrassing. I know.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

You had a dog named Puppy, like they wrote puppy when you went to the vet.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

I know they talk crap about you.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Yeah. Well, that was a long time ago. But yeah. And also I would walk in naked. So that's like it wasn't really about puppy. It was about my stomach. Holding the dog.

SPEAKER_03 27:25

What can you do?

SPEAKER_02 27:28

I and so you you grew up. Where did you grow up again?

SPEAKER_01 27:31

East New York, Brooklyn. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was good. That was tough.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

With mom and dad?

SPEAKER_01 27:36

No, my dad lived in North Carolina, but but my mom.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Was he in your life?

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Um, he tries to act like he was now. But no, I know. Isn't that amazing? He forgot I was always there.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

I what are you talking about? But the gaslighting shit is really incredible.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

You're like Nicky Warner, you weren't. But it's it's cool now.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Because they say you have to forgive. Uh, so that forgiveness is for you or something? I don't know. That's what they said. So I just said, fuck it. It feels like you're really absorbing all of these things. You know what it is? Because I do, I I did like a lot of self-help. Yeah. And then I stopped with my self-help because I realized I need all this self-help because I'm really a monster. So why can't I just be a monster? Why am I sitting up there trying to be all-pletely you know what?

SPEAKER_02 28:15

I've accepted that I'm just not okay. I swear, and I'll never be okay. And I'm done fighting it. Like it is what it is. I mean all the therapy. It's you right?

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Years of therapy. This morning, so in the morning, right? Because I'm crazy, I try to uh meditate and then read like uh the Course in Miracles or like the Bible or something, and I try to calm myself down. But before I do that, I have to like wash my dishes and sweep, sweep the floor and do all kinds of crazy shit, and then I beat myself up about that. Right. And then and then by the time, and then I sit down and then I finally do it. But every day I beat myself. But this morning I was like, I know exactly what I'm gonna do, and I'm not doing that. So I'm just gonna go wash my other wig, and then I came here. Oh and I feel better. Wait, you wash the wig you're not wearing? Yeah, I got so many. She's gonna switch it out and have tens.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

She's gonna switch it out. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_01 29:09

Shut your ass up, Dunny.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

I look away and look back, and she has red piggyback. People call intermission.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Look at this. Your chin is on the ground. You gotta pull your face back up. Where's your rubber band? Make it tighter.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

I will. I will.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

Pull it up tight a little bit tighter, a little bit tighter. You need to like like put the rubber band underneath here because your face is like down. Pick it back up. Oh God. Is she okay? She's aging like a banana. Poor white girl.

unknown 29:34

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Tim, you guys are beautiful. What how many wigs do you have?

SPEAKER_02 29:40

We can breast on each other.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

I love being mean. Okay, yeah. Excuse me. Are you okay? Your face is over here by my ass. Move it. It's just melting. It's like fucking ice cream from the. Okay, sorry. A lot.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

I'm not capable of it.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Those shoes are amazing.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Yeah, they're great.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Karen looks like she's gonna pick up her stepkids. Like, no. I said that. She just took my junk, not I said. That's how mean I am. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

Talk about appropriation. Karen, you look like more of a lesbian than anyone I've ever dated. I know.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

I'm like, I really, you know, I was gonna, I should have skipped the gym this morning. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Have you ever scissored? No.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

I I almost fingered a girl once.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

What happened?

SPEAKER_03 30:27

We were hammered, we were like in a blackout. I mean, we were making out. We used to bartend together. So we would get drunk, uh, make out, and then we it really carried on a lot one night, so much that we were back at her place, and I'm telling you, I was like about to finger her. We both stopped, looked at each other, and we're like, why are we doing this? Nobody's watching us. Like, we only did it for like show.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Right. That's interesting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

So that's not gay. Yeah, I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Did you end up crying? Because that's gay. That's lesbian.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

If you no, I think we just passed out.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

And you have an OnlyFans. Yeah. I mean, do you mind talking about that? Okay, because I was just on it. I'm joking. I could never, I could never do that. I can't see your vagina.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Like, nobody doesn't like you. Like it's like, boom, you're like, okay, hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

So are yours. The two of you are hysterical. So, um, when did you start doing it? Pandemic. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

I had a writing job and I had like started it the week before I got laid off because I just had a feeling, you know, we like we started getting those like, you know, the news alerts of like I was a I w I was writing at Paramount Network and they laid off 85% of their freelancers the second COVID hit, and I was like, oh well that there goes my job.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

Right.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

Thank God I had started. Thank God she had an ass. Right?

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Yeah. I mean, is it all because I can't, I could never look at your OnlyFans. I can't. No, I can't because all I would think is vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. But she's not naked.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

But but she, but if you follow her story, you're not.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

No, I see it, but that's not it was a nice ass, though.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

I ain't gonna lie. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

Well, no, you have a great. I mean, listen, not better than mine, but you really know.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

You need something to aspire to.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

Yeah, right. Do you look at mine and go, I need my ass to look like Jessica?

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Yes. Yes. I tell everybody. They're like, what's your physique? You're going for. And here's an act of it. And so that's a hard thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

I'm assuming a lot of guys that you know, like a lot of comics, have seen your vagina.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

Yeah. I mean, I gotta break through that, you know, pay gap somehow, you know. I gotta take it. I'm not judging you.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

I think it's amazing. Yeah. I say go for it.

SPEAKER_03 32:30

I wish I could do it.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

I know. I know a girl, a comic, uh, she's not like big into comedy, but she shows pictures only of her asshole.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

Only asshole.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Is it pretty? Specific. I can't, I couldn't look at what mine looks like.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

No?

SPEAKER_02 32:45

What? Do you want to look now? I mean, we can tell you.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Okay, let's go. It's almost half time.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

That was good. Melty face.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

She's so mean. Uh, yeah, my, so I'm not naked on like the front thing, but like the PPV, the messages you have to pay for. I'm naked there.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Okay, so how much is that? What are you doing? Just depends.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Yeah, I'm just like standing there, like like looking at your stand-up clips.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Saying she missed the beat.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

Wait, mine or Onika's? Both of yours. I go back and forth like all right. Yeah, that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

And then when you're gonna about to come, you watch Carrotop.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

Do you come? I've never actually come on to my OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

No, I could never. Yeah. Could you? I can't.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

I've had sex with my shades open, envisioning that my neighbors could see me. I'm not like that. Not everyone is. I'm like I I if somebody w I I've been to I I went to a a sex party one time in New Orleans, and then I didn't have sex.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

But you know Yeah, but did you like it? I went to a diner. I have the funniest story.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

You did like it? I I liked, well, it it just seemed like a library setting. It was uh some oh it everybody was kind of like talking. Are you sure it was a sex party? It was. They had they had they had water and the guy had towels and different rooms had different things. Towels? Yeah, towels, I guess, to clean up. But but this this this one this man wanted me to have sex with his girlfriend, which I wasn't attracted to her.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Yeah, you have to right.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Yeah, and so I was like, no. Yeah, and and so cause then I didn't even think about that, right? You have to be attracted. No matter where you are, there has to be an attraction.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

So then I can't some people don't care if they're attracted to someone.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

Those people are called men. Yes, well, they did. They did, they released that.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Those are the men, those are the people. You're right. They said that like something like 80% of men or whatever, they the reason they cheat is because they can. Yeah, it has nothing to do with them being attracted, it's opportunity-based.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Yeah, they just want to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

I'm like, oh, you just want to be women.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Like, because we can cheat whatever we want. We just want to do it. But they yeah, they don't they don't have to like the person not at all. Not like we are like, wait, yes.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

It's probably better for them if they don't like the person, you know?

SPEAKER_03 35:04

Then they're not entangled.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

Like if they think the woman is like their mother.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

Yeah. They try to choke you.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:10

Do you like that? I I've been choked before. It went a little, it went a little too wild before. Like Yeah, you're like, are you trying to kill me? It was like, I was shaking. Oh. I had like a little whiplash. I was like, whoa, God, I had to go to the hospital. My daughter had to bring me. That was so bad. Because they were like, Were you in a car accident? And it was like, no, he just shook the shit out of me, and then this kept hurting. And I was like, I think I'm gonna f- This is mental illness.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

This is you have no, you have to talk about that on studio. Sorry, but it's the juniper.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

It's like it was it was like, he was like, and I was like, oh, she'd be dangerous. And he sids, what do you think you you know? Do you think you're a baby? He just hates women, he's probably gay. Yeah. But closeted, right? Just be gay. Don't beat me up.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

I think so many straight men are are so gay. So do I. Like they do things for their friends. Like male-centric.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

What do you mean for their friends?

SPEAKER_03 36:02

Like they're like, oh, I just cheated on my girl. I can't wait to tell all my friends. Like, look at this girl. I don't even like her, but she gets super hot and look at that. What do my friends think? Like, it's such if your their friends, I think, like start taking shots or digs at their girl, like they're so insecure, I don't think they can handle it a lot.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Oh, it's interesting. Yeah. Is it bad if I've choked myself?

SPEAKER_01 36:20

I've tried. Masturbating. I was like, and then I said, This looks weird. Just stop, girl. Yeah, like oh harder.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

That is so yes.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

Did you guys do that thing when you were little where you'd go upside down and then sit up really fast and go like this and then you'd pass out?

SPEAKER_02 36:35

No, what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 36:36

I used to do that like with my friends, and I was like, this I should have known. That's an indicator that I'm gonna be an addict when I grow up. I loved I think oh, this feeling of it.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Yeah, I used to like to, you know, the total I I I know that feeling of just feeling like you're gonna pass out.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

Yeah, you like that feeling? Yeah, and I would steal my brother's inhaler, and it was before I got diagnosed with asthma, and I would just like go nut like nuts until I was.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Maybe that's why you have asthma.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

I probably gave it to myself.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

But do you have autism? Because that sounds like autism, girl.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

You think I think it's like I don't think I'm autistic.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

I think might be a little bit on the spectrum because if you think why would you?

SPEAKER_02 37:14

I think I am. I'm not making fun of it. I definitely, I'm something. I have ADHD. Yeah, I too. I definitely have that. I don't even know where I am right now.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

I know because you keep leaving the conversation. I haven't left in a while. No, you've been here and yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

No, I don't think I anything. I only have alcoholism. She's like, Oh. No drugs? No, I mean, I used to do Coke, but once I quit booze, I was, I would, you don't coke without alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

Yeah, I loved Coke, but I would get so paranoid. I'd look out of a peephole, I swear to God, at for six hours on my tippy toes. Like my calves have never heard from anything.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

Were you naked? Because I see you naked ones.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

No, I because I thought the cops were coming immediately, so I was fully dressed. I mean had my bag on the whole thing. But I would look out of the curtains for hours. I'm not kidding. Flush it down the toilet, go get more. I was out of my mind.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Cool with my cocaine use. I would do it with my theater troupe, like in the lower east side. We were gonna really high on Coke and play Balder Dash and like come up with like goods.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

Oh, I didn't do, I was alone and in trauma panic, yeah. It's really weird.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

Whoa. Yeah. I've never done cocaine. My mother used to do cocaine. I used to throw it away. We can tell. You threw it away? Yep, and my sister. And it's so funny. And they couldn't, she couldn't even do anything. Like, because we throw the cocaine away. Now she just had to buy more and shit. We didn't we realize.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

And you didn't have food because you kept throwing.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

We had food. I mean, we got genny crack. She used to be on Ginny Craig. We did two in my house. We got a bunch of genny crack shit. I used to be like this. You can get Jenny Craig food with wick stamps? My mother worked, dummy. Mama got two shit. Why do I be able to do that? You guys are gonna die laughing right now and you're not gonna believe me. Wick is what uh Karen's mother uses to masturbate. Battle.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Battle. You're gonna die. I worked at NutraSystem because I was on it and I lost. You're gonna die. This is the best story, and I'm saying it publicly. I think I said it publicly once, but you guys are gonna feel like, are you fucking? You're not gonna believe me. I worked at Nutrasystem in Jersey because I got then I would get my food for free. I would go in, I would go in the storage closet and fuck my face with like seven dinners. Like I ate the boxes. You have no idea. I was fucking, they'd be like your clients here. I was a fucking you're gonna die. I wore a lab coat. I mean, this is shit. You're gonna die. This is not the best part of the story. And I know we're gonna play a game soon, right? Okay, so this will just take 38 minutes. But I, you guys are gonna die. So just picture me with a fucking lab coat that didn't fit because I was still heavy. So it like went to here with a pin that said nutritious.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

Are you a heavy cell and fitness?

SPEAKER_02 39:49

I I was heavy, I wasn't obese, but they wanted people there that were like on it who looked like they were, you know, fuck their face with fish and rice. So so I you're gonna ready? I'm there one day. A client comes in named Jeff Ross. I swear on my life. He was from Springfield, New Jersey, and I worked in Springfield. And he came in, he was not a comic. I mean, we didn't talk about that, and I fucking measured his whole body. I was on my knees with the measuring thing, his thighs, the whole fucking thing, and counseled him on mutants. When I see when I see Jeff Rock, I just see banana.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Did you see the show?

SPEAKER_02 40:30

It's incredible.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

I did see a show. Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

The one on Broadway, which is not good.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

But you know what's so cool? That that uh I I didn't realize that the technology was so advanced so long ago. Because he had like videos of the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

Yeah, but the videos are shitty, but I have them too, you know. Really? Yeah. I was like, they're like in black and white. Yeah. It's it's really different than it is now. Let's let's play a game. Do you guys care? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:57

Take your clothes off, and then we'll I figured it would be perfect to play uh what went wrong. We uh talk about an interesting crime that someone has been arrested for, and uh you all must analyze these individuals and decide what went wrong.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Oh, geez.

SPEAKER_00 41:12

A Michigan man was sentenced to 30 years in jail after getting in an argument with his groomsman and best friend on his wedding day and running over him multiple times SUV.

SPEAKER_03 41:21

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

He then fled the scene. What went wrong?

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Again, booze uh is I think the the underlying factor in this. I I heard about this though, and I'm like, this is a crazy story that it was his best man, right? He was the one getting married.

SPEAKER_00 41:36

He was the one getting married. This was after the wedding.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

Maybe his best man did something with the after the wedding. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

I s I think that I think that they had a conversation uh at the bachelor party, and somebody snitched and said that the wife was probably like oh, or like Karen. And then and then he realized that they all had sex with her, right? And so she did this, you know the whole bachelor party? Yeah, I think all of them. Like a train? Yeah, Michigan, yeah. Yeah. And so so then they found out, he found out that he was being like made a fool of, and then he just flipped.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

This is a this is a you can tell he was in love. You can tell he can't believe what happened, and they all were just sitting there laughing at him, and you know, especially when men are male-centric, like at like like you said about like their friends, like oh yeah, and and he flipped, and that's so sad. But she's a whore, and but she's probably fucking your brother now. Yeah, she fucked everyone.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

She probably fucked his father, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

It wasn't even worth it. Look at that, and now you're gone forever, and she's not even gonna come see you, which is crazy. 30 years. You gotta be gay now, and now they're probably gonna be like he's gonna be given blowjobs and they're gonna hit that that tattoo right there.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

That goatee neck tattoo combo is making me a little nauseous.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

Yeah, it's I couldn't figure out what was going on there. I'm like, is that a brillo pad? Yeah, I think it's just blending into it.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

It is tattoo guns, like across it kind of looks like a butterfly that has like horns on it. I hate it.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

I fucking hate him. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

He he I know and he has and he has like bad acne.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

It's sad. Running somebody over with your car multiple times is really fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 43:17

Like it's different to just shoot someone, but that's that's a part that's a crime of passion. Something happened. That nobody's going that hard unless you are so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

Or maybe his friend was like, Daria. Hope's like Jewish. That's only if he's Irish. I don't think he's Irish. It feels like he's like Yeah, he's giving like I hope he's not Jewish because that's the last thing we need. Oh, he's giving maybe it's giving beastie boy, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

You're right.

SPEAKER_03 43:43

Scandinavian Beastie Boy Beastie Beasts.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

We always were happy to claim the beastie boys.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

They're yours. They're cool.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

Yeah, I I wonder, I hope he had his hazards on when he was backing up and going.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

Did he kill did he kill the guy died, right? Oh man. Crazy. But I get it. Embarrassment. I'm telling you, people do not realize it is what people will do when you embarrass them. Like if you curse me out, just me and you, it's a little different than if everybody's watching. Yeah. They are.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

Should we do one more? Yeah, sure. Uh last one. A woman who was arrested earlier this year in the UK for taking her clothes off in a bar and assaulting police officers is now facing charges for stabbing a Brazilian hairdresser with a kitchen knife for giving her a bad haircut. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

I like to say that.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

She also admitted in the same video to using a homophobic slur and going back to the salon later to demand her money back. What went wrong?

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Jesus, there's so much going on here. I don't even know. Like, this is where the ADD comes in. What was the first thing she did?

SPEAKER_00 44:46

She, well, earlier this year, she got arrested for taking her clothes off in a bar and assaulting police officers. I don't see what the big deal is.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

I don't see why they even brought that up.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

It's like priority. What's that got to do with anything?

SPEAKER_03 44:57

Also, police officers, how are you getting assaulted by a naked chick?

SPEAKER_02 45:00

I thought the exact same thing. How? Because women have no strength.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

Right? No strength and I'm naked.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

Yeah. They look like Chelsea, Chelsea handlers did on. Right. Yep, they do. But look at him looking away. They're both looking away because they're dying to look at her tits. Yes. They can't though. So they're literally like, oh my God. I got it. That's a really short dress, though.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

She has a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

This is the type of chick men love, though. They love a crazy bitch. Like that looks like she's 12.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

Pull the picture down a little bit. I want to see if we can see her clitoris. Maybe it was long like Karen's and it was aggressive and the cops got pimps. If it was Karen's, her clit would be her hand.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

It would be her hand. That's how long it is. Her clit would be a random charges separately. Yeah. The mugshot's just a clit. But it's that guy's face, that crumpy irish. It's like this.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

Do you think your clit is sad?

SPEAKER_01 45:58

Yeah, mine is.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Yeah, mine's enraged.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Mine's hiding though.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Mine's like, gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

It's like I'm stuck in this.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

Let me leave me a little. Yeah. Yeah, this chicken is gonna wind up on like, you know that website, mug shallowties?

SPEAKER_02 46:18

No, my god, it's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 46:19

Did I pronounce that right?

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Shoutie? Is this my language? Yeah. I don't know. Go on urbandictionary.com and asking. I'm gonna say the glb. I don't know. Ask Kamala. No, you know that's you know, that is from um Bridesmaids. I love that. Yeah, I always say. That was from a movie. Yeah. That was from a movie.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

I've also shit in the middle of a street. I love that movie. I love that movie. But the puppies at my kids' school. The puppies? He's like, I took six.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

That's the best movie. It's so good.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

Is there another? Um I was gonna say we have we might have a.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

Oh, you want to finish really quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, because because we didn't even talk about the hairdresser.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

Oh, and the slur.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

Okay, so I wasn't gonna touch that. Why? Because of the slur? Yeah. The homophobic. Like that's a slur without saying slurry. I wonder what she said.

SPEAKER_02 47:13

Never shout.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

I mean, it could be, you know.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Maybe that's the black lady. I wonder what she said. Oh, you fucking spic. Like, what did you think she said to the Columbia? A flow bit?

SPEAKER_01 47:25

A flow bitter hair with a columbic flow big. Slur. It depends on how he messed up her hair, because I get it. Like, I have ideas. You know, sometimes, sometimes, like, like hairdressers, like, sometimes you gotta count your days because y'all be doing a lot. You're not Jesus Christ. I don't understand why y'all act like that. Nobody's supposed to be bowing down to y'all. You f somebody's hair. You need to probably get punched. Like that happens sometimes. Like, you don't know what I had planned. Like, I do, I'm a comedian. I'm on stage and stuff. And these look amazing. And these look amazing.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

I know. I get it. I've gotten some really hair. And now you gotta go. I'm like, you probably look like Dora. I told you not to cut a lot off.

SPEAKER_01 48:01

And now you gotta work this out. Yeah. And then they just like pay me. I get it. Yeah. You had a bad haircut before, besides this. This is not good. This is bad.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

I mean, after you pick up your stepkids, it's just she it's a funny laugh, but you have beautiful hair.

SPEAKER_01 48:18

This is bad.

SPEAKER_02 48:19

You do have beautiful hair. Yeah, I think. What the fuck is that bother?

SPEAKER_03 48:22

I think that a lot of times female hairdressers cut more than you ask them to. There's like something subconscious in them that's like, I'm gonna fuck her up a little bit. Yeah, so they don't you know to compete. I prefer a male hairdresser actually, because they want you to keep your length.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

Yeah, especially when the watch your wa watches your only fans, right? Then I get a discount.

SPEAKER_03 48:41

A lot of products.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

So what's the what's the next thing?

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Um I think we have some time for uh a couple of dear Jessica's. These are letters.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

These are real uh people that wrote in like fans with questions. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

Um I see an envelope like that and I start getting like aroused because I think there's money in it.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

Me too. I or drugs. Yeah, pills, something like that.

SPEAKER_03 49:04

I'm like, there's a check.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

I thought it was a letter.

SPEAKER_00 49:06

So yeah, we come from the case. Jack, you're so professional.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

Oh, you're the best. Um dear Jessica, please fuck my ass. Oh no, that's not supposed to be you dirty juice. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Oh, that's me. Give me back that letter. Give me back that letter. I didn't think you were gonna read it online. Like, what the hell? Like, that was something private. Oh, you guys are so funny. I'm texting you this whole time lovely things, and now you're gonna read my, you're gonna read my letter.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

I'm gonna rub one out to this. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

She had Chat GBT right in.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

Okay, so dear Jessica, I struggle with consistency. I want to work out. I want, I love that they're asking me about working out. I want to change my bad habits, but I feel like sometimes I don't have the discipline to do it. What's the best advice you would give me? And I'm gonna ask both of you too. Like, you guys take care of yourselves. So what she has a hard time with consistency. This is from Molly C. She wants to work out, she wants to change her habits, but she doesn't have the discipline.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

There's a book called The Power of Routine.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

That um is really good, and it's like I n nobody has the discipline. I I mean, uh maybe if you're in the Marines or whatever, but there's something about I mean it's not it's not gonna sound very empathetic, but like you you just do it. Like you just start doing it.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Yeah, well, it's taking action. Yes. And not just talking about it.

SPEAKER_03 50:24

And then but the more you do it, the more not doing it feels weird. It's actually you're more comfortable with the routine. Everything feels like natural and organic. Like I don't wake up with an alarm, but I and not all the time. It's it's hard being consistent with our job because we are out late some nights. So I'm not saying I'm great every single night, but nights that I don't have shows, I really try to be asleep by like 10, 11 at the latest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

Oh god. Oh god. I know.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

I love an early bedtime.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

I I still haven't woken up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

And then I don't use an alarm clock. I wake up naturally between 5 and 6 a.m. every single day. What? And I I have a big reactive dog, so I take her out in the morning in Battery Park when nobody's around. Yeah. I'm able to like really like run her. So that's like another element of it. If she doesn't have a dog, I highly recommend.

SPEAKER_01 51:12

So this is not about Molly C anymore. This is about her. Okay. Well, I'm consistent. Sorry. Right. You have your very You know, I have I have a tip. So what you can do, is it Molly? Yeah, Molly C. Molly, this is what you can do. I've read this book called Uh The Mountain Is You by Brianna Weese. Have you read this? No, these sounds it's such a good book. But what one of the tips that she had is like in your phone, uh write down the thing that you did, right? So if you went to the gym, right, you know, March 13th, went to the gym. On the 14th, if you didn't, write it down. I didn't go to the gym. I didn't go to the gym. The fourth day of you writing that you did not do something, you start to do it. Because you you you you uh you shun needing to write down one more day that I didn't do the thing. Right. So that's all just like track yourself. If you just see it. So you start seeing it, and so you just commit to writing it. So I didn't go to the gym. I didn't go to the gym. The fifth day, now I went to the gym. Because so now you're starting to play a little game with yourself on how many days can you do it? And now it's not about you being consistent, it's really just about you being able to track a thing that you want to do until it becomes something that you want to do.

SPEAKER_02 52:23

Yeah, that makes complete sense. That's the book. Um, let me read the next one. It's it's long. Dear Jessica. Um, I'm 22, and last year I moved to a new state with my book.

SPEAKER_01 52:37

Skip it. We don't care. We don't give a fool. You don't even have your brain yet. Wait until you get 25 when your frontal lobe fully develops, and then talk to us. Thank you. Bitch, we're not reading this one.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

Pass.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Fucking 22. Okay, um.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

All right, let me just get through this. Things turn toxic fast, and one week after we were talking about engagement and touring houses, he randomly dumped me. This is horrible. Disappear, she's still laughing. Bitch! Um okay, um, he randomly dumped me, disappeared for a night, then came back acting even worse. So I packed up our three pets and left while he was at work to start a 14-hour drive back to my parents' house. He caught me leaving and tried multiple times to stop me. Um, what the fuck is going on? Sorry. Karen! She's so unfortunate. Do you have a marching band coming in? This is very serious. She's drunk. She relapsed. She relapsed. Um he caught me leaving and tried to tried multiple times to stop me, but eventually I just abandoned most of my belongings and drove off. Jesus. About 13 hours into the drive, at 2 a.m. outside Austin, I totaled my true. This is really I totaled. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing that you totaled your truck, but I didn't expect that. I totaled my truck.

SPEAKER_03 53:58

Tony Henscliffe did this to you.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

You guys are gonna die. I'm sorry. Sometimes we're gonna laugh at these. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 54:03

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 54:04

I wish this was this was longer. Um you're gonna die. This is the funniest. I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but you guys are gonna lose it right now. Ready? I totaled my truck after hitting what I thought was a deer, but actually It was a black guy. I'm sick of this shit. Actually, I was aiming it towards a black.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

It's my best friend of my wife.

SPEAKER_02 54:28

But at your but what you're gonna ready? Okay, I thought it was a deer, but was actually an 180-pound great dane. Someone had let outside at night every airbag.

SPEAKER_01 54:41

Every hoe.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

You know I love dogs. That's so jersey the way you just said dogs. Dogs. I say coffee. Um oh god, every airbag deployed, my legs got injured, and the cops dropped me alone at a gas station. What? My cops, the the cops dropped me alone at a gas station to wait for hours for my parents. I couldn't walk properly for two weeks. Went a month without a car, and after all that, I finally brought a new truck this week and immediately got my first speeding ticket driving it home.

SPEAKER_03 55:14

Is this real? No. It must be. This is definitely.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

So my question is, what the fuck? Why are you writing? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 55:25

This is really, I mean. I feel sorry for her mom. Yeah, she has to deal with that shit.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

22. You hit a great dean. Like, did the did the great dean die? I'm not like really. Yes, I think the greatest.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

See you later, puppy. I'd like this.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

All the airbags deployed, okay? She's like, my legs are injured. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:45

I'm surprised that she had injured legs and like the cops just dropped her alone at the gas station. Right. What's her name? Um, there's no name here. Let's make it up. Victim. No, this is a horrible. Wait, this could be a man. Because it says last year I moved to a new state with my boyfriend of two years.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

Oh, it could be a man.

SPEAKER_02 56:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:12

Which makes it worse.

SPEAKER_01 56:14

Listen. But that's why the cops left you. Yeah, because you're gay. If you had a vagina, he's a sinner. So the cops were like, But he's only 22. Poor baby. Wait till your brain comes in. I'm telling you. I love that you said your brain comes in. Like he doesn't have a brain yet. No, I mean the frontal lobe is not fully developed until you're 25, 26. So he's 22. Doesn't have reason.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

My brain hasn't evolved yet. Should I read one more? Do we have time? Um, maybe last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll do it really quick. Dear Jessica, I met my ex on TikTok last year. We started as friends, but after a few weeks, I um feelings got whatever. At first she rejected me, then later that day she asked me out. This is very long. After a month, it's okay. It's funnier when they're long.

SPEAKER_00 56:56

The thing was, I uh they were about two pages long. That's my fans.

SPEAKER_02 57:01

They're so mentally ill. They're like, this is my chance. She will read all my words. Yeah. I'm gonna be at your house Tuesday at four. At about a month into relationship, things changed. She started mocking my stutter and making comments about me being autistic because I like planes. He likes they like planes. I told him not to read these to me beforehand.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

Oh my god. I have a speech disorder, so that really hit one of my biggest insecurities. After we broke up, she reached back out to me from a random TikTok account saying she misses me, loved me, couldn't sleep, and had even lost weight because of me. Wow, I need to be in a relationship with this person. I'll lose weight. I won't make fun of you. Um I think.

SPEAKER_01 57:43

But did it she?

SPEAKER_03 57:46

I'm like picturing her like bullying this guy, like, oh, you l- love me. Dork.

SPEAKER_02 57:53

Sorry, guys. Working so let me read the rest. I I gave her another chance. But it only lasted two days before it ended again. I truly love her, but I realize I can't stay with someone who makes me feel trapped and insecure why I did for years. Yeah, that's not bad. Why are women loving women relationships so emotionally intense sometimes? It is. It is so you guys haven't been in them? Right.

SPEAKER_01 58:17

My daughter is a lesbian, though. She is? And so is my sister. And my brother's gay. Like I've been in it, kind of. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 58:24

Wow. Your mom must have been horrible in the past. Holy shit. So you're the only one that turned out normal.

SPEAKER_01 58:31

I mean, I mean, I mean, I could be gay, but I don't trust bitches, so I'd see what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

I think you could be too. The emotional.

SPEAKER_01 58:38

I see the beauty in women. I think that they're very sexy, actually.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

Of course, they're more attractive than men, 100%.

SPEAKER_02 58:43

But I see the beauty in men, but don't want to like suck their dick. Okay. What's the beauty? No, I they some are beautiful. I mean, especially these gay men that come to my shows. Okay, they're beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 58:55

But it's but they're beautiful because of the feminine energy that they hold. It's still the femininity.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

I agree. It's like um the the what is symmetry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

Yeah, that's why I've always been attracted to your father.

SPEAKER_03 59:08

Very good. But that's another gay man. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 59:11

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03 59:12

No, the uh what she's describing this emotional upheaval that I feel like a woman and woman relationship, I think I would struggle. It's let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_02 59:20

It's too intrusive, it's very hard. There's nothing you can do if you're gay. You can't like just be with obviously. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 59:26

Yeah, that's because men are disconnected, right? Yeah. And and the way I see uh women, woman and woman uh relationships, it's like there's no space outside of the relationship. It's all encompassing. They they they well, oh you feel different. You know what I'm trying to say? It's like golly, relax.

SPEAKER_02 59:45

Well, it's beautiful for that reason because there's such a connection and there's usually like just But other things are happening in the world. It's yeah, but there's other relationships. Are you having issues with your daughter? Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

Can you tell?

SPEAKER_02 59:57

Oh, I'm sorry. My mom would say the same thing. I've been in some heavy duty.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:02

It's so it's so intense.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

Yeah. It's like, damn. I don't know what to tell this girl because woman, whatever. It's it's really there's not much you can do about it. You just have to try to find someone who, you know, it communicates well and has boundaries and like someone who works on themselves and has their own life.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

I feel like I feel like that's what happens in lesbian relationships. You really truly become one.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:28

Yeah. Unless you're aware of that, like you know, with Sarah now, it's like we've both been in that so much that we were aware of it and we don't do it because y'all grown now, right? And you feel you have your brain for real. She's 22. I know. Is she 22 also? No. I think that was.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

No, I don't think she said her age.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

Oh, I could have just coupled them. You know me. No, that was the one that hit a great date. Wait, was it? Who the fuck knows? Yeah. It was. Yeah, it is. So what do we you want to wrap it up now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We feel judged. Is that enough, is enough? I I I'm not just saying this. My goal was to just have a podcast with women. This is it is what I'm doing. And especially female comics, because we just we just banter and go fucking nuts. And it's always funny. And I mean, it also is who I'm bringing up. You know, like a lot of these women would just sit here like, yeah. Don't stutter. Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:32

That's not mine. I I feel triggered.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:37

Um, but I this has been so incredible, and I just knew it would be. I love you both so much. Please, I love you. Thank you for doing this because it's new. Yeah. You know, um, I'll probably get canceled. We'll all get canceled now. But I I I always say, I'm gonna make a t-shirt of this. I'm like, please cancel me. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I have to fly out tomorrow. Like, just fucking cancel my whole career. Never. Um tell tell people where they can find you.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:04

You can follow me on Instagram at Karen Fean. I have a podcast called OnlyFans. New episode every Thursday. And uh I'm on the road.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

Yeah, so you can find me on Instagram, also Onika O-N-I-K-A-Comedy, uh, onika mclean.com for my show dates and stuff, and uh that's it. And the biggest thing you can do, guys, is is this my camera?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

No, I'm I'm really there, there are a lot of fans. You guys are so loyal. You pack theaters for me now, you tell your friends everything. I'm really asking you to follow these two women. We need to support female comics. There have not been enough female comics supporting other. It's like the male comics all have each other on their podcasts and have a whole network. This is my goal. So please follow them on social media, go to their shows. They're fucking brilliant and women are funny. Yeah. Thanks, guys, so much. Thank you.