MydLyfeCrisisPodcast Ep. 3

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SPEAKER_05 0:05

Yo yo yo, it's the young guala guala nuke, and you feel me. Welcome to uh the Midlife Crisis Podcast. You feel me? The third episode, the third week. You feel me? We back at it again. You feel me? Uh this week we're gonna uh talk about trips. You feel me? Uh uh we're gonna of course have the conspiracy theory of the week. And uh then we're gonna, you know, talk about a little bit of sports. Uh today I'm uh today I'm gonna have my uh shit uh shit my boy little David on his mouth. Let me call my boy real quick. Yo yo yo man shit we live, nigga. We live.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Okay, okay, okay. Oh yeah, midlife crisis.

SPEAKER_05 1:15

Yeah yeah, midlife crisis podcast, you feel me? Shit shit shit uh shit uh uh so uh shit shit shit shit uh shit uh sh uh sh shit um shit uh uh shit um like say on this episode we're gonna talk about uh trips you feel me so uh shit uh like tell me about your craziest uh you feel me trip shit that you done never had uh craziest uh crazy as um bro I thought I was in the dad crazy oh yeah man playing the game with my good we we were playing it with the the old school zombies you know what I'm saying yeah I mean for my little son I just feel like my motherfucking he was melting like my my my school my shoe just feel like equal to something I don't know but it was crazy and I speak to little figures and now but you know of course they don't stop the feeling yeah yeah that shit stuck with you for a couple of hours yeah I'm sitting there going crazy but my cousin was tripping on me for but the whole time I'm going crazy in my head milk I'm still playing the game feeling dumb he not believe me I'm like bro for my head feel crazy I had to touch the top of my head make sure that job was still score fool man hell yeah yeah yeah I believe shit shit shit shit damn near everybody that I done talked to that done did some acid always got them them type of stories I be scared to do that shit man I've had a couple other two but that was that was probably the scariest one okay okay so to me that's the craziest shit shit that was the first time I ever spit that shit out trying to stop the effects don't know what to do shit let me think let me think I think my craziest one is probably that time I was with motherfucking Courtney then in Alabama bruh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit like them shrooms was strong then I'm uh I don't know what the fuck uh shit shit shit shit kind of shrooms them motherfuckers have shit shit shit like I was in the car bruh and like shit shit shit shit shit it's probably like four people in the car shit and I'm motherfucking I'm going through like a whole scene in the car motherfucker don't even know I'm tripping like a motherfucker shit like in the front seat like I done see all type of shit shit like that sneaking and gigging don't know about no nigga right there flipping out man on me like shit like shit shit shit shit like that was probably like one of the last times that I motherfucking took them jumps because I was like seeing shit shit shit shit like you know like on like a uh like a TV show when they uh shit like have like the like uh like future uh shit past and present yeah nigga that shit happened in real time bruh and I was like bruh what the hell is going on my nigga was seeing the past bruh bruh in the car bruh I'm tripping like a motherfucker that's probably my worst motherfucking motherfucking trip on the shrooms goddamn so like shit shit shit shit so like trips and shit shit like I know you be traveling and shit so like what's the the like the like uh shit shit shit like the craziest time you done had like on the actual trip you feel on the road yeah yeah yeah yeah like on the road or like shit the shit you feel me like you went somewhere vacation type shit or something we talking about crazy crazy I remember some of my same easy but somebody has a little graze the same little motherfucking white oh they didn't see the nigga out the room I ain't hit mana many oh yeah oh yeah I know she was hot yeah he had a pick up he could have done yeah a nigga done been up two days they for sure shouldn't have had them motherfucker behind the wheel goddamn was tripping that time they was tripping another crazy time on the trip man I think this probably would be coming crazy be trying to be on point out of time hey man speaking of bruh I'm gonna go right back to motherfucking huntsville bruh man man uh shit you feel me should you feel me long live my nigga Magic bruh this nigga had me on some dumb shit bruh nigga done came and picked a nigga up you feel me I think we just finna go chill you feel me I got the shrooms the weed and shit I think we just finna go chill man man shit shit shit should he take me to the middle of the hood a trap house full of young niggas bruh I'm like bruh I don't mean you should should you feel me like put myself in these type of situations shit you feel me shit so like shit so like shill she'll shit shit shall shit shit like a little bit shit should like a little bit of time go by and motherfucker get to talking about uh you feel me like shit shit you feel me like going to this little club thing and I'm like okay okay let's go to the little club thing I ain't never really been to the club down there you feel me man we pull up to the club bruh congratulations tell me why this little young nigga in the backseat hop out the car put some gloves on hop out the car she she should shoot shit we spin the block motherfucking she she she she she she she come back and get him she she shit he had a homie with him whole time my nigga Courtney think the homie hopped in the car the homie is not in the car bro we left that nigga in the parking lot brought him in the parking lot in the parking lot nigga on the robbery nigga they coming out of the club bruh shit shit shit shit motherfucking like 2 a.m in the morning bro they coming out the club bro we shit shit shit motherfucking trying to find this nigga shit shit motherfucking riding past the motherfucker they just you feel me hit bruh I'm like bruh I mean that motherfucker shaking you feel me to go back shake it I don't got nothing on a nigga you feel me I'm just motherfucker accomplice you feel me just cuz in the car yeah yeah that was probably the craziest time a nigga done had you feel me outside of shit shit you feel me the house outside of the city though but um okay okay let me see uh but shit I guess I guess that time uh bro got the clapping up some folks in the in the in the apartment hey hey hey hey time for who god hell yeah that was a crazy night too man shit that whole night was motherfucking shit shit shit shit shit sh sh sh sh sh shit the motherfuckers I was hanging with I ain't even know that motherfucker I'm just riding with these motherfuckers because they got the hug following the bitches yet following the hoes oh god okay okay so um shit okay we gonna uh transition into the uh conspiracy theory of the week you feel me so um shit shit the um the um the um the shit the um the um the shit the shit we was taught in school right was like you feel me like all the black people that you feel me are you feeling in this country came to this country you feel me like during the transatlantic um um slave trade right so like the conspiracy theory is like you feel me like do you think you feel me like that's true or do you think that like shit shit like niggas was already here shit you feel me and like shit like uh like shit shit like North America is a shit shit like um shit like Native Americans and black people are indigenous like do you think that or you think we came on the ships I think it's a little both okay okay goddamn because you know you know how a lot of black folks be talking about they got we wild in their blood my great grandma was Cherokee all they do shit we can be flashing but at the same time man you can go back and look at some of them pissers for some of them old Indian people look just like us bruh I'm tip bruh I'm telling you my great great grandma bruh was a hundred percent Cherokee like it's a real deal thing like shit shit like but like sh shit shit so like me you know I'm like a conspiracy theorist so I be shit shit shit you feel like having some outlandish views sometimes. Shit but like I kinda you know think that like you know like like uh sh shit shit so like there's a a story of the shit uh the uh the the uh the uh richest man that ever lived uh Mansamusa right there he had a brother right shit and his shit brother had sent uh like 200 ships over here shit and like they never came back you feel me sh sh shh shit and like you know I kind of think you know them 200 ships of black people is what you know jump started all of the people over here shit you know like see when Musa Musa from Africa uh yeah like uh like Morris I I kind of feel like it was like like like West Africa somewhere but I uh but like don't quote me on that though don't quote me well I was about to say mine you know I'm uneducated or as educated as as a motherfucking public school nigga can be but I say this about this shit too you know one long ass time ago before all this shit separated this shit was one big ass thing yeah PNG a motherfucker yeah yeah you know what I'm saying so I be kinda I be kind of you know thinking like damn maybe this how all these motherfuckers got to look a little different and shit okay okay okay okay okay okay so you were saying Pangea and shit you was uh shit shit shit shit is crazy you said that cause like uh shit I kinda wanna say it was like 607 uncle said that shit but shit but like shit shit shit he was saying like how all other motherfuckers like uh uh shit like uh g um I'm like came to America was because the motherfucking flood had froze and they like were k uh uh uh came over on the ice and then it unthawed and they couldn't get back. I ain't think about it Yeah yeah so I'm like bruh I'm tell you it's man it's like shh you know like a whole lot of shit that you know could have happened during that time that motherfucking shit shit but like see at the same time I do think that shit like shit she she she went uh shit um they started the the slave trade I do think that they went and got uh shit shit you know like motherfuckers from Africa and like bred them you know like with the motherfuckers they already had to make a stronger motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 16:02

Yeah I think they enslaved some of the natives yeah yeah and they killed some of them mixed them in with with the African slave. Yeah yeah one folks call it and became one people and shit on me on me this shit yeah yeah it's definitely I think I think there's a I don't know I don't know if you can call it a conspiracy theory I think I think you know some of it can be a little proven type shit.

SPEAKER_05 16:27

Yeah yeah man but I don't see you see like before a certain time like I don't know she get tricky bruh she'll she'll she'll she'll she'll she'll she'll shit like before like shit you know like shit like 1600, 1500 bruh she'll she'll she'll she she'll she'll she'll shit like we damn near uh like don't know what the fuck was going on bruh and they like she c shit shit like she like erased a whole lot of history during that time period you feel uh they call it the dark ages and shit mind bro another conspiracy you know what I'm saying about that specifically we were running shit fool you know what I'm saying the world was ran by black people and they ain't like this shit so when they took over they raised that shit don't quote me on that they said what I heard you know I don't know I ain't got nothing to don't nothing to cite that but man look think look shit like I believe in karma bruh I think you feel me like at one point in time we ran this shit you know like and like you know like now is you know the complete opposite like how karma go you feel me like shit like shit shit sh sh sh sh shh sh sh shh so like now the motherfuckers that like we was oppressing back then you know is running shit now you know and then you know like shit like a thousand years you know like we probably run shit again and then I think it just you know go back and forth like that uh ooh so you saying during that time that we was running shit that we were hard on that game? Bro the Moors bro yes bro the shit the shit well the shit shit shit the like original like slave trade was like the Slavic slave trade which is like like Europeans and like Russians and shit was like the original slaves shit and shit shit because you gotta understand like the nigga uh shit the shit the nigga uh Mansamusa like shit like taught motherfucking Europe a lot of shit bruh like shit shit shit shit when the m the shit the the Moors came across the Europeans bro like they was motherfucking on all fours nigga they didn't bathe or none of that yeah yeah they said they civilized them niggas yeah yeah yeah and shit that might have been they could have taught them racism fool came from the Moors bro I'm telling you bruh but but shit but you shit shit you feel me don't nobody want to talk about that I think you know like she cause she cause shit she she just think how motherfucking uh she should shit shit shit like how Africans look at black people you know she she shit like shit that's where that shit started for real but like you know on a different scale like she shit like the motherfuckers over here took it to the next level you feel me like they took that shit to the next level for sure for sure well they slavery was the hardest shit for man but then the other forms of slavery was it was you know what I'm saying they could work their way out this shit it was time this people like these folks said you enslaved and your son and his son can never leave man hell yeah shit they motherfucking shit okay so like I'm a Christian but they like you know like you know like use the religion stuff to you know you know indoctrinize the motherfucker you know into not rebelling and shit yeah I seen 28 years of slaves nah nah that wasn't 28 years that was uh about the nigga who rebelled nation yeah yeah but shit shit the the the motherfucking last thing I want to sh touch on on that sh shall you know a shit shit like a whole lot of people say that you know like black people didn't you know like like f like five um like five back you know like how the uh the Haitians did and stuff and you know I wanna you know say that you know like they did you know like uh the you know like the um the like Underground Railroad was like you know like they should sh sh sh sh sh sh the majority of the the motherfucking slaves had you know like mm shit like made their way up north and shit and joined the Union Army and that's how the Union won bro you feel me like Harriet Tubman was a spy for the Union Army motherfuckers don't even know that sh and shit right before this man them niggas just took this shit out the history for they want this shit to be a part of there were plenty of rebellions and shit that we don't know about because it ain't documented. Yeah man hell yeah man she she Shit shit shit shit shit majority of the time they was killing them niggas. The nigga they were rebel nigga, they man call him on them niggas. Shit, but I I don't know. It's you know, it's a crazy thing, you know, but shit, you know, like with July the 4th and shit, you know, I want to talk about, you know, independence and you know.

SPEAKER_04 22:23

This this is the last thing I'm gonna say about it. It's a it's a reverse Uno fool. Okay, but I heard a conspiracy. Them folks say slavery ain't never happened. Everybody was over here. They lie. Damn. It's crazy. I don't believe that, but man, some folks pushing it.

SPEAKER_05 22:42

Man, but that's what I was saying about like before a certain time, bruh. Like, you could damn near like like like damn near say some shit happened. Shit and the whole like whole lot of motherfuckers believe that shit, cause you the only motherfucker left, bruh. You feel me?

SPEAKER_04 23:04

Or you was just a nigga right. Yeah. Everybody else, yeah. Shit 'cause you was a nigga. Y'all the niggas making the rules, so y'all don't want to say what happened.

SPEAKER_05 23:13

Sh shit 'cause like shit 'cause shit cause like you know they don't really talk about the black people that own stuff shit, you know, like slaves and shit like the sharecropper motherfuckers, like them motherfuckers had slaves too, like black slaves, bruh.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

Yeah, I heard about that.

SPEAKER_05 23:30

So like but I don't know. I I don't know. It's hard for me to believe because they like, you know, in shit like certain like areas, nigga, they still got plantations and the motherfucking uh you know slave quarters in the back, nigga. She was shit. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit like she shit like two minutes from where we went to school, let nigga in college, nigga. Shit, shit, it's a plantation, nigga. Like up the street. Bruh, I'm telling you, bruh. Motherfucking wood houses in the back, bro. Shit could shit, cause it was like this trail, like to the uh the motherfucking apartments that we used to stay in. Shit, and the motherfucking trail go like right next to the motherfucking. And I'm like, bruh, how the hell they still got this motherfucker right here. You hear me? Yeah, but like technically the motherfucking the motherfucking shit like White House is, you know, technically a plantation too. You know, still standing. It's the same, you know, the same shit from back then.

SPEAKER_04 24:57

But exactly the same, you know what I'm saying? My nigga just put a bar on motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 25:02

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That nigga going.

SPEAKER_04 25:08

I ain't bro.

SPEAKER_05 25:09

I ain't never seen the shit that nigga must doing, bruh. That nigga doing all type of shit, bruh. Oh god. I'm trying to get in on some of that crypto money though. I'm telling they finna go all crypto on their ass, bro.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Oh man. Crypto.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

All crypto on their ass, bro. You feel me? I got a little bit, but I don't be knowing what the fuck a nigga doing on that. Oh god, but shit, uh shit, but shit, but shit. I appreciate your opinion. You feel me? Uh shit, shit, shit, shit. I'ma text you nigga. Alright. Alright. Alright, okay. So since uh last week it done been um shit shit shit shit a whole lot that happened, cuz. Um shit, uh you feel me? Jalen Brown done went to the six, uh what you think about that one, cuz.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

I think they won the trade out of all the trades.

SPEAKER_05 26:12

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit say it one more time. What you say?

SPEAKER_01 26:18

I think they won the trade out of all the trades.

SPEAKER_05 26:21

Oh yeah, hell yeah. Man, I don't know what the fuck the Celtics was doing, but I ain't even gonna lie to you, bro. Them motherfuckers don't want to win no championship.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

Yeah, nah. But I ain't gonna lie. I feel like they could have handled that shit way differently because uh they said they was trying to get BJ in the trade with Paul George, but the Celtics, I mean, uh, but Philly said nah.

SPEAKER_05 26:48

BJ, who you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 26:52

BJ from from 76, young nigga.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

Oh, oh, shit, it should shit shit motherfucking Ezcombe, uh motherfucking hell nah.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Yeah, the Celtics. The Celtics was really trying to get Paul George and Ezcomb in the trade, but Philly said nah. So they just took Paul George and some pitch.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

Shit shit, you don't trade nobody under 25, bruh. Ever. Never do that, bruh. Shit motherfucking uh shit, but shit shit, but still, how you gon' trade the best player on your team to the team that just put y'all out the playoffs, bruh. So that made the team better and y'all got work. Like that don't even make sense, bro. But I shit shit, I don't know. I kind of feel like they like probably gonna get shit like somebody else or something though.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah, I think they're gonna get somebody else too. I don't think they've done. Cause especially right now with everybody trying to get LeBron. I don't think nobody's done.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

And then the trade deadline for free agency ain't even closer, so I know motherfuckers ain't done. I can deal.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Shit, but it shit, but it damn near like it ain't a whole lot of motherfuckers available, bruh. You feel me? Like, still, bruh. Like, it's a whole lot of old niggas, bruh. Like all of the motherfuckers is still available. It's old in the motherfuckers. Like James Harden, motherfucking LeBron, you feel me? Like shit, shit, shit, it's shit like shit like that, you feel me? Shit, but like, but she she shh shit you said the uh the the 76 is the one, so like what you think shit about um the timberwood, but you don't think you feel me, the timberwoods gonna uh gonna do something, bro?

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Yeah, I think they're gonna shake some shit. I think I think it's gonna be a good show to watch. I because I feel like uh Minnesota did need a point guard. Um I feel like Ant moves better whenever he's not like whenever he's not the point guard. Whenever you got like somebody like Lamello is the point, and then you got a second and uh Anthony Airworth, I think it goes well together actually.

SPEAKER_05 29:40

Hey, uh yeah. I don't know, I don't know. They got Julius Randall the fuck up out of there, okay. You feel me? He needed it. They sent that nigga on a plane. This shit, you feel me? She she she she she she she gave that nigga a one-way plane ticket, cause yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Every instant players getting let go of too, like a motherfucker as you said that DeAndre A went to the wizard.

SPEAKER_05 30:20

He ain't really uh get let go. I think shit like that was a LeBron thing. Shit and like now that LeBron leaving they sh sh shit, like speaking of the Lakers, nigga, man, bro, that motherfucker looking like the goddamn uh the uh shit shit the goddamn uh the motherfucking Celtic, the 1960 Celtics.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

You know what? I was just telling somebody, bruh, the rivalry of the Lakers versus the Clippers now. Nah, I think it's gonna damn near be white versus blacks. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

Man, bruh. I don't like I don't know. All my years of watching basketball, you feel me? When you got an all-white team, you feel me, only one thing happens, cuz. You lose, bruh.

SPEAKER_06 31:18

You lose.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

You lose, bruh. You lose. And I like, but I don't know, the the damn Kessler thing was a good pickup, bruh. They might be I don't know, them motherfuckers might be raw with the Luca and Kessler motherfucking pick and roll, bruh. Like that shit might be raw. I ain't gonna lie to you. Cause he cold than a motherfucker that nigga Kessler. Then they got motherfucking, they got Colin Six, then motherfucking they got uh shit motherfucking um shit like uh shit they got uh shit shit shit do uh shit motherfucking Quentin Grimes the motherfucker from uh the motherfucking the motherfucking rafters with the long name to be getting the rebounds, they got that nigga. Like nigga, they deep than the motherfucker now.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

What you think about that billboard that Rich Paul made of LeBron and like the different scenes he could go to? Have you seen it yet?

SPEAKER_05 32:32

Man, ain't nobody paying attention to that bull ass shit, bruh. I damn near I don't know. I'm a LeBron fan cue, and this shit getting out of hand, bruh. Shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty. It should only be two places where a nigga gonna go, bruh. Cleveland or Miami, bruh. If he don't go to either one of them teams, I'm not fucking with it, bruh. I ain't gonna lie to you, bruh. That nigga go to the Warriors, bruh. That shit, I don't, I don't, shit, them motherfuckers don't even exist to me no more, bruh. The Warriors don't even exist. In my world, that nigga go to the Warriors, bruh. That shit gonna hurt my heart. But I don't know. He go to Cleveland, bruh, them motherfuckers is gonna be nasty. Should he go anywhere in the east, bruh? He going straight to the championship next year, cuz no bad.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

What on what team we go to?

SPEAKER_05 33:41

Nigga, should shit shit shit shit nigga anywhere in the east, cuz. I mean me, it don't matter.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

I be thinking the same thing, bruh. I don't think LeBron I don't think LeBron needs to stay in the West, bruh. Like 'cause bruh, somebody was telling me, bruh, uh