News delivery 🗞️🚨#4

Join us while we talk about news, how are week is going, past relations and what ever the heck else, just sit back and have a good laugh.💨🍷

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SPEAKER_03 0:10

Welcome back to Girls After Dark.

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Rated R.

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And Bo has a little quote for us to start off our pod.

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We do. Um. This is probably relatable. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Say it one more time. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. That's valid. Yeah.

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Yeah, because I mean if you're doubting yourself, at least you didn't even try. Yeah. Like you're just setting yourself up for failure. Exactly.

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I thought it was fitting.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Okay. And Ryan's out here getting me a lighter because my dumbass forgot to grab one. That's essential. So yeah, we just got home. Well, I just got home from work. Go drove up all the way to see me because I love her. Yeah, and I hate driving. I like despise the road and the wheels.

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The traffic.

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I hate it.

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So much. Um the traffic actually actually wasn't that bad coming up here. No? No, I was just cruising.

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Yeah, it usually isn't bad coming up, but on the other side going back home, people were because people drive up here for work.

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Yeah.

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Luckily, I don't drive up here for work because I work.

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I hate driving from like during the summertime. I hate driving back home.

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Yeah.

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Especially on a Friday because everyone's going to the beach.

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So we're gonna we're gonna jump in, um, talk about how our week has been.

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Yeah, how was your week? It was short for me.

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I guess it was kind of it was really long for me. I was working four tens because we had Monday off.

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Oh yeah, and you normally don't do that.

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No, and I'm starting my new week next week, so I'm working 8:30 to 5. Anybody who works with us, you better um tell Bo and you better hold us accountable because we're starting the gym next week. Yep. You you mean you already talked about it? Lily, if you're listening, Lily, you gotta hold me accountable. You gotta hold her accountable and we have to go because I I need to be looking snatched for my wedding in August.

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And um Which means I have to, yeah.

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Well, yeah.

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I need my butt back.

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Same. I'm like, you know what? We really gotta flip into gear because shit. Okay. Um, yeah, my week has been really freaking long. I've been feeling better. My symptoms have been getting better for my head injury for my snowboarding accident.

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Incident. Um, so that has been getting better. If you don't know about that, just go listen to episode three. Yeah. Oh, we forgot to say this sucks up fun. You know, when I sent Ryan our um file last week, I put episode four.

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Did you really?

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Yeah.

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It's funny. He was like, Did you know each one of these videos? Like, because we had like multiple videos that we wanted him to edit. He's like, Did you know each one of these? You said, I think this is episode three. I think this is episode three. And I'm like, you should make a parody. I think this is episode three. I think this is episode three of TikTok.

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I'm like, whatever. We wanted to make sure we got the right one. Season one, season two, I don't freaking know what's going on anymore. Oh my gosh.

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I got my wine this week. You do, yeah. Unless you have your white claws and stuff this weekend. Yeah, but yeah, but I just couldn't. I just wasn't feeling it. That's fair. Even Ryan was like, where are you at? What are you doing? Do you remember that? He's like, do something. Take a hit, drink a claw.

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What are you doing? No, I don't remember. I was also like really out of it this weekend. That's true. I was just vibing, like by the fire, trying not to die. To be honest. Surviving. Okay, ready?

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Ooh. Look at her go. Oh yeah. I hope everyone above.

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Oh yeah, people definitely know it's me. 100%. If you like my seashell, that's my ashtray.

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I love it. We got that from the beach. Yeah. Yeah, perfect.

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I needed one, so it's fitting.

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Look at her.

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She's like, what is going on?

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My cat has boyfriend.

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Um, yeah. My cat has oh my cat has a boyfriend outside. We don't we don't let her outside, but there's this friendly male cat that comes around and he'll go up to the screen door and rolls around in front of her, and she's like, What the fuck?

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But she's fixed. Is he fixed?

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I don't know. I think he looks fixed because when I saw him, I thought he was a girl. Because I was like, no way, if he wasn't fixed, he would have his balls still. Like, no way he would be a boy. But then he talked with the owner and she was like, Oh, he's a boy. So I'm he's de and he hasn't sprayed or anything, he's very nice. He comes up, lets me pet him. I'm like, oh.

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He just wants some loving. Yeah. He wants a girlfriend.

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He wants a girlfriend. Bertie is the right age. Bertie's getting to be a grown old grouchy woman. Don't look at me like that. She said, The fucking thing. She said, What the hell? Yeah, I don't know.

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Ton'o know. Don't look at me like that either. She's waiting for the man to come. Anything else you want to update about our week? How was your week? Pretty good?

SPEAKER_03 5:11

Um I mean you said it was pretty good.

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Yeah, it was okay. Had a couple moments yesterday. I started starting my period the other day and it really just fucked with me. I think I was way too grumpy.

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Yeah.

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I mean it is what it is.

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We all know about it. Yeah. It's like it's kind of nice working with all girls sometimes because we all know. Like we all know.

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Oh, we all link up too. It's terrible, actually.

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I mean, other than me.

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I feel bad for the men that we work with.

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Oh yeah.

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The walking two. Wait, you have one with you. Jonathan.

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I told him, I told him today. I said, Have you listened to the podcast? He goes, No, I followed your Instagram though. I said, You're gonna listen to it, you're gonna love it. So if you're listening to this, thank you for joining. Everybody, welcome our only male listener. Oh wait, no, Lucas! I'm Lucas. Sorry, Lucas, I forgot about it. Here, I'll give this to you. Okay, so I uh did a little bit of research, research, like news finding. Um, because we had that um tank rupture here in Washington. That was actually in Longview, Washington. That was very sad. Yeah, it's really crazy. And I was thinking I was telling though, like, you know, a lot of us our age, like 20-year-olds, 30 year olds, no one watches the news. Do you watch the news?

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I don't watch the news. I stopped watching um around when COVID hit because everything just turned so dark.

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Yeah.

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Um, I used to be like a news watcher every morning while I'm getting ready for work. Yeah. Um, I would listen to it on the way to work. My old soul.

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Such an old soul.

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Yeah.

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Well, my parents always used to play it in the mornings when we'd get ready for school. And so, I mean, that I would always be watching hoping for snow, so school was canceled. That was my thing.

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Oh my gosh. I remember sitting on my mom in Dwayne's bed with my brother, and my mom would tell us, Oh, I think you're gonna have late start, two hour late start. And we would sit there at the end of the bed and watch the little scroll at the bottom. Yes, yes, wait for our school. God damn it, where's our school? And of course, Rochester, the end of the fucking line. Always, we always had to wait.

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But yeah, so my point was not a lot of people watch anymore. A lot of it's obviously politics, which we don't want to get into because it's just no point.

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Yeah, Savannah and I talked about it yesterday, and I was like, I don't want our politics.

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Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with anybody. I don't want people arguing with me. You know what? We're all here to fucking laugh. And we're not gonna laugh doing talking about politics.

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I want to fuck around and find out about life.

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We thought we would talk about this because it was in Longview, and my point was that a lot of us get our news information from like TikTok, and you know, with AI coming out, it's kind of like nerve-wracking. Oh my gosh, you never know what's true.

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There are so many videos that I watch and I'm like, oh, that's actually really cool. And then at the bottom it says it says AI generated. I'm like, okay, that's fucking stupid.

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And I always click not interested if I see that. I'm like, I'm so sick and tired of seeing everything pop up, and it's fake. So I thought, you know what, I'm gonna take one for the team and do a little bit of actual learning today. And I looked up obviously.

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Did your parents ever ask you when you got her from school, what did you learn today? No, my friends. My parents would all always go, What'd you learn today? I do it to Tucker.

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Really?

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Yeah. I love that. Right. I love that. A lot of times you just go, I don't know. I don't know.

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I eat cheating nuggets today. Yeah. What do you want from me? Yeah, and I'm like, okay, well, what letter are you learning? Oh no. I don't know. He's really smart. I was like having him count at the campground and he was like doing it all by himself. I'm like, you're so smart.

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Anyways. Anyways, go ahead with your research.

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Um, it is how a tank rupture disrupted life in a small town um that has that has lived with oh my gosh, my hair weight is really bad. No, I was just writing really fast. Um, lived with these mills for generations. So this chemical tank tank rupture. Eleven people are believed to have died in the tragedy. Really can't find them. Yeah. So two people had been confirmed dead and eight others injured after the nine 900,000 gallon tank containing hazard chemicals ruptured Tuesday morning at the Nipton Nipton Dino Wave pack packaging company facility in Longview. I've never heard of this place. Like I didn't even know this was in Longview until I looked it up.

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I haven't either, but really, when you're in Longview and you look around, there's tons of mills and mills and stuff. Yeah.

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I've only been there like a few, I've only passed by. So like I've never actually, yeah, I've never really stopped in Longview to do anything. Um yeah, so the bodies of six more people were recovered two days later. Authorities are still searching. Yeah, so they they uh from the research I did, like they have confirmed pretty much everything. Authorities are still searching for three remaining employees that were presumed dead. So uh this was updated this morning, so I guess three pre people. They're still looking for three. But the ruptor tank contained a mixture of a white liquor, which is used in paper making processes and can cause severe burns, burns when in contact with skin. The blast filled in an estimated 500,000 gallons. Ugh.

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So I uh Danny and I were talking about it the other night, and he said something about how they had like overfilled it.

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It it didn't say anything about over I think um when I was like, there was too much in there, I guess. Like there was a malfunction or something. Uh I should have rolled that part down, but I was there was a lot, there's a lot of information there, but it it was like a mishap, something happened. Um, but yeah, and so I thought let's do something really lighthearted news, something that's true, but it I thought it was funny. Um and I thought this was a really good one for you because I looked up um I looked up funny but real news articles in Washington State.

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Um again, we don't really talk about like we talk about our pod during the week, but we don't like we talk about ideas, we don't talk about what we're bringing to the table.

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So I haven't told her I was doing any of this. I mean, except for the news. I was like, what this is a good idea. How would you feel? Because obviously I'm not gonna just start new ideas for no reason and you're like, what is going on? Um but I thought it would be cool because obviously none of us watch the news, and so if you guys are listening to the podcast, you're learning and not all in one day. Okay, so I thought this one for you because I thought you really like this. Okay. Did you know there is no dancing and drinking at the same time in the city of Linden? Famously enact and enacted a bizarre law in 1981 banning dancing in any venue that served alcohol, widely suspected to be an inspiration from the movie Footloose. The town still maintains notoriously strict rules around public dance permits to this day.

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Really? Yes. You know, you've seen Footloose. Yes, of course. Yeah, and they have like that law where you couldn't play music loud, you couldn't dance. Yeah.

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That is crazy. So I saw that and I was like, that's so cool. So we'll just do one for today, but there's some really good ones on here I'm gonna have to write down. Okay. So I got questions from you from a follower, co-worker, for me for from a follower? Well, we can both answer them, but I'm gonna ask you because I receive them and you don't have access to the Instagram.

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I don't. I have access to the TikTok. So I'm gonna say one thing. If you're peeping on our TikTok, I'm pushing follow.

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Yeah.

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Like if you're if you're spending the time to peep, message out here.

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Hi, people who want to stalk us. Um, I don't know if you're stalking me. You might be stalking Bo, but like, welcome. Hi. Like, this is a good one. Just be our friends. This is a good zone. So if you want to stalk us, hit a like and a follow first. Thank you. Okay. Please and thank you. Please and thank you. We just want to have fun, guys. Okay. Ready? Uh I got two questions. The first one in your past relationships, at what point did you know when to terminate the relationship?

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Um, like in high school or in general.

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Well, do you remember are we name-dropping like old people? I like it. I mean, okay, we'll call them by their first letter H. Okay. H. Yeah. I feel like he was a pretty serious relationship for you. Like we were like older. We weren't like I mean we were teenagers. We were teenagers, but it wasn't like we were 12, 13, 14. We were like 16 and 17. Like we were juniors, I think. Juniors? Yeah, we were because we were working at the lodge. We were juniors. Were we? Yeah, we weren't working as sophomores. I don't think so. I don't think I was working as a sophomore because I was 15. I was like a year behind you. So it must have been sophomore summer into junior year.

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Yeah.

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That's when it was. Um, I think you guys had a pretty good relationship, didn't you? And that one? I did. Um I did so when did what point did you know that you're like I think it was just the clinginess and me being in high school.

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Yeah. Because I think at that point I just wanted to do me and you know, high school is supposed to be.

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He was older than you, so it was it I feel like it's a different dynamic because they want they expect differently because they're older, but you're still in high school. Like you got a job to do, you got homework to do. Yeah.

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Yeah. I I was more of the fact of like this is getting way too serious. This wasn't supposed to be this serious. Um, granted, we did party, but yeah, um we all had connections. Yeah. You guys were my connections. You're welcome. Um no, I think it just got like way too serious, and part of me probably was scared.

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Yeah.

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But it is valid. Like as a teenager. I I think that was just too it was too clingy for me.

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That's fair. Um perfect. That was a really good answer. See, I feel like it's harder to look at when you look at the whole picture because you're like, but I've dated like these douchebags, I've dated these people. Focus on the one relationship that was long, it was kind of normal.

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If I think about it though too, like I had a relationship where I really, really liked him. Like I thought it was gonna be something amazing. I think I was what, like a junior with E? Or is it I? I. Yeah, yeah. I was a junior, yeah. He did really like him, and he actually like broke my heart. I remember that.

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That was a really weird time because we're like, what the fuck? Because we liked him. Like, we all I thought, I don't think anyone really had an issue with him. No, I remember we were like, you guys are perfect together because he has bright blue eyes. Yeah, and he had amazing eyes, yeah, and it matched his car, and his car was cool, and we're like, oh my god, Bo has a cool boyfriend, but he was older and he was breaking hearts.

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Yeah, I think I think he probably got bored of me because I, you know, I wasn't crazy in my high school years.

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Like we were normal, we were teenagers. You remember the guy that we both yeah, yeah, that guy. That was terrible. That was terrible. I was on and off with him for five years. So Book a minute before. So it was a friend. So we had a friend who had a brother, and Bo and him talked that they I don't think you guys ever slept together. No, no, you guys just talked and did things, whatever. I remember you would meet him out by his truck, and I'm like, of course it was me. But I always thought he was really interested.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

And you know, at first I wasn't interested in him. Oh yeah, he kind of pursued you, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. And that friend was all for it though, remember that? Yeah, she was like, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, but then it was actually happening. When it came down, so like, oh my god. That was actually stupid. Like a period of that time that I talked to him, I lost my friends. Yeah.

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Well, I wasn't really friends with you at time, but I remember it happening. Yeah. I remember that? And every time we're talking about it, I'm like, oh, okay, like, yeah, damn, that's crazy. But like, obviously, there's always two sides of the story, and me knowing me knowing Jay after the fact. Um I didn't know after the fact that we lost friendship because of the way she treated me when we lived together. I totally understand. Like, yeah, she she'd be calling me, stop acting like a bitch like my mama. What? Because I asked you to take the cardboard out because it's your cardboard. Because it's your trash. Like, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 17:29

I remember helping you move out of there, and that was terrible. Yeah, no, uh that whole that whole situation, like looking back, I he pursued me and I pushed it off because it was a friend's brother. Yeah. And you didn't even sleep with him. No you didn't sleep with him. You actually respected, you tried to be like because you were like that she changed her mind. Well, yeah, and then I like I remember sitting in the hallway with him and all everyone was like walking by me and I had no friends. I had no friends to this because this kid wanted, you know.

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She wanted to start shit. Which she always was she always maintained that she wasn't like that because she was gay. It doesn't matter. Like everybody starts shit, and just because you you are different and whatnot does not mean you're you act any different from other people. She was the same as us.

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I mean, we have Liz and Lexi. Exactly.

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They're gay, exactly. And I'm just like, oh my god, I I will never have another roommate in my life. And if I do and it's somebody that I like, y'all are signing in a roommate agreement because the I am never doing that shit again. That was terrible. Anyways, second question. I don't really have a relationship that I've ever ended because I've never really been in I don't know. Did you end that one? In high school? In high school? No, he broke up with me. Yeah. And that was devastating to me. It was really hard, but I still continue to like sit with him afterwards, which really wrecked me. I cannot believe I did that to myself.

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You know, I think I no, once I was done with a boy, I was done. Yeah, I it was really Well B I went back and forth with. You remember B?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And the first one? Cousin of a friend. Yeah. Yeah. My first. Yeah, yeah. And I went back and forth with him for a long time. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, we're actually gonna get serious, we're gonna date, and it was like a shit show. It was a shit show. I got stalked, I got controlled, I couldn't have guy friends. I hate the best friend Corey, I couldn't talk to you. It was terrible.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

It's crazy because like I I know insecurities, like it's hard because like as a girl, like obviously I'm insecure, but when Ryan comes to me and he's talking about his female coworker, I give him shit for it, but I'm like, I'm not gonna go stalk through his phone or I'm not gonna do because he's not giving me a reason. Yeah, you give me a reason, then I'm gonna be weird about it. You know what I mean? But just because my past relationship insecurities are still here, it doesn't mean it's with Ryan. Yeah, it's just within me, and I constantly have to remember like remind myself like my man plays magic. He he likes video games and hey, may not play magic. No, hey. We love you, yeah. You know what? Come play with Ryan, please, because you know, he loves magic, and I don't want to play with him. I don't want to play with not magic.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

You don't want to play with him with magic.

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Okay, to be fair, the last like three times I played with him and Cole and um their buddy, I won. Well, look at you, and I had no idea what I was doing. I'm like, this looks like a good card, and they're like, oh, oh fuck. And I'm like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I got it. Just gotta listen to like their tones because they really get into it when they play magic. It's so funny. It's I'm I might have a video, anyways.

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Anyways, we get so off topic, it's so funny.

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Um, but yeah, I've never really ended anything. I think I've had a lot of situationships, especially with you know, military people, which sucks, but we all live and we learn. Um, I think that one military guy I tried, that was the one I would go up to see him every weekend was when I was living in the harbor with my grandparents. Yep. He was on base. I would stay in the barracks. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that, ladies. Don't fucking do it.

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Anyway, don't do it. Lillard. Here's here's our really about my watermelon?

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No.

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Lillard? Yeah. Oh, he seems really nice.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

He better be. My god, you're giving me PTSD. Anyways. It's not like your army man. R, um, in the army, we'll call them R. Um, I we met on Tinder, obviously we met on Tinder. It was like nine oh, it must have been like twenty. Nineteen or twenty. Anyways, I'd m drive up there every frickin' weekend. If you hear anything on the mic, it's both slurping some yummy watermelon. Yes, Lillard, you heard that right. Okay, anyways, let me put in my story before you check on watermelon. Okay, I go up there every weekend, right? I was I literally changed my license to get an enhanced license so I could go into the base. Like I paid that money. And this man didn't have a car, he'd always take my car, whatever. And I was constantly going over there, and I would be like, Why haven't you told me about your mom yet? Well, I'm like, I want to have a relationship with your mom. Like, we were dating for like six months, and we were together for a while, and he's like, Oh, I have, I have. And I'm like, No, you haven't. Like, you've never, I know you haven't. And I like sat there and yeah, and he would just always say shit. And I there was one day, um, I walked in and there was like these sunglasses on this table, and they looked like girl sunglasses. And I said, Who's sunglasses are these?

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Remember you and I used to always joke about how he probably was getting Yes, okay, we'll get into that.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

So I was like, Whose sunglasses are these? He's like, What? And I was like, Whose sunglasses are these? These look girly, and he goes, Those are mine. And I was like, Okay, I guess those are his. Um, but he would we'd get on this topic of wanting me to peg him, and I'd be like, You're so funny, and he's like, Why are you laughing? And I'm like, Oh, we're being serious. No, I would never do that in a day in my life. She told me that, and I was like, Savannah, you gotta get out. He's gay. Yeah, and I was like, maybe he is gay, and I'm like, I will never do that in my entire life. I'm sorry, that's just not me. And he, there's a lot of shit this guy did to me, and he was terrible, but we're not gonna get into that. I'm telling a funny story, okay. So I was like, I need to break up this guy, like, and I he had like a lot of my Nike sweatshirts and stuff there because I used to get like baggy ones, and I bought one for him, but I wanted it back because those are fucking expensive. Expensive. I bought him a Scentsy and I made him a blanket, or no, I didn't make him a blanket. I made him I bought him a blanket. Yeah, I didn't make him one. I bought him a blanket, anyways. I got and I was like, hey, I was so done at this point. I didn't like I just wanted to beat him up and get my stuff. Like, I was like, I really need that stuff back. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go, let's go on a hike this day and like we'll bring it back. And I was like, okay. Um, but I I was like, I just think that you know, we should probably end things. Like, I just don't, I don't really, you know, I'm not really vibing. And I tried to do it in person. It wasn't even on our text. This is before like we were texting, but like I was like, maybe we should break up. And he would not have like he was not having it, like he was not a good person. And so I was like, okay, I'm a little scared, not gonna break up with him in person. And then um, I get this text. This is the day I called you, like hysterical. So I get this text on like a DM on Instagram. Oh, I had to tell the story before that. Okay, so this is the day that I I was trying to break up with him. Yeah, sorry, oh my god, it's so long ago. So after that conversation, I was like, whatever, I'm not gonna bring it up again, like scary, kind of a scary situation. And I'm sitting on the bed and the door's to my left, and I'm facing the closet in front of me, so I'm not my peripheral vision can kind of see it, you know, but you can't make out what's inside next to you. And out this out his door, I don't know if anyone's seen barracks, but uh he was at the back of the the like room and there is like a sink outside the bathroom, it wasn't in the bathroom for some reason, so it was like his door, and then if you kept going, there was a sink there, and there's somebody standing there, like somebody walked up and stood there, and I'm like, it's probably his roommate, he's probably washing his hands or in the mirror doing something, but I could feel them staring at me. And this guy R is sitting on the couch looking at that way, but he's on his phone, not paying any attention, like he's acting like he's not noticing that somebody's staring at him. And I every ounce of my body was like, don't look up. Because in that situation, there was a woman there, and if I would have looked at her, I don't even know what I would have done. I am not everybody knows my shit. Everybody knows I am not a confrontational person. I it makes me really like in high school, I was all about it. Now, no, you can't catch me. No, no, no, no, no, no. I w I just don't want to do it. My anxiety is super bad. So I was like, okay, like maybe they'll go away. It was like five minutes. She just stood there. I had I still I had no idea it was a woman. I had no idea. This entire time I thought it was a man. And so I go home later that night, and because I don't think I stayed, I think I went home, and I get this DM, and I'm like, who is this? Hey girly. I'm like, oh, this is my chance. This is my fucking chance. Because I'm trying to break up with him. Like, okay, this is my chance to be like, fuck all this shit. I will leave, I don't want any of it, I don't want any, just keep and so she's like, so God, I really wish I had the text messages still, but I definitely deleted her and everything.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

But she was basically telling me, like, Oh, that would have made for a good TikTok.

unknown 27:05

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Um, so she was telling me, yeah, that you know, me and that R guy have been together, and I was like, Are you guys dating? And she's like, No, we've just been seeing each other, and I was like, sleeping together, and she's like, Yeah, I was like, Oh my god. And I'm like, question, I was like, How can you prove this to me? And she sent me pictures of them in bed, like she took pictures of them, and I'm like, Oh my god, this is a golden ticket. I saved the pictures, okay. And then I go, Was that you standing next to me in the dorm? And she was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Well, I didn't want to say anything.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

Well, I'm gonna remind everybody, I don't know if anybody's been on base before, but you have to have somebody to come get you if you don't have like permission to come on base. This guy had to come to the gate, like he had somebody drive him there so I could get in. And because I can have my enhanced driver's license, I had to have something else, and I had to have him there present to walk me in the gate, basically. And so I'm like, How did you get in the gate? Because he was with me, and she goes, I come there so often. The guards know who I am, and they let me in. Boy, what the fuck? I'm out, yeah. Oh my god, I was so mad, and like I was crying, obviously, because I have never been cheated on like that before. Like, I wasn't upset I was losing him, I was upset that oh my god, why did this happen to me? Like, this is so embarrassing. And I was mad, I was so mad. Um, and I message him and I'm like, You got something to say to me? Like, what the fuck is going on? He's like, That's a lie, she's crazy, she's been stalking me. I don't like stalking you in your bed, yeah. And I'm like, Oh, really? What about these? And I send him the pictures, blocked me. He's like didn't even have the fucking balls to say shit to me. Yeah, that piece of shit blocked me on everything. Oh, I was so mad because I was like, when when he's so lucky you weren't crazy though, because yeah, he's so lucky he wasn't you weren't me, like in that situation. I feel like you would have flipped your freaking lid. Um, especially if she was like standing there watching me. Yeah, but I just couldn't look up. Like my whole body was like, Don't look up, don't look up, don't look up. And I was like, on my phone. And I was like, I'm not looking up, I'm not doing it. Part of me now kind of wishes I did, but I don't know what I would have done. Like, I don't I probably would have been like, Who the fuck are you? I would just be like, Can I help you? Like, who are you? And that would just been a it would have been really awkward. The girl who texted me, like DM me, was really nice. I think her name was Alyssa, I can't remember, but um, she was really nice about it. Obviously, like it was weird for both of us. She didn't know, I didn't know, and so she followed me on Instagram and I folded her, but it was too weird for me. I deleted her. I was like, I can't, I can't. This is too weird. I don't know how people are friends with the girls that their man cheat on with. I can't do it. Oh no, nope. No, I I just like nothing against them. I mean, unless they know about you, then it's like be so fucking for real, you know? But it's it's hard. It's like it's a really fine line. Like, I let's say let's say Ryan's cheating on me, right? And the girl is new here, she has no idea about me. And then she find and I find out about her, I'll confront her, sure. But if she's like, oh my god, I have no fucking idea. I'm so sorry, like, and she's telling the truth. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be mad at her. She's not the one who committed to me. Yeah, she she's not the one who's put a ring on it, like the fuck? Like she's more of a she's a victim too. Like, that's not my problem. But it's the ones that it's hard because like they know about you, but like, you know, men are like, oh, we have such a bad relationship. Like, we're breaking up, we're getting a divorce. And they're like, okay. So girls are like, we're getting, they're getting, they're not even gonna be together. Like, he's working on it. So some girls are, you know, they easy m easily manipulated to think that. There's so many different things, but the girls who like flat out be like, oh, that looks like a really healthy relationship. I'm gonna hop my way on over.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

Whoever you are, go away yourself.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

Go away. We don't want to be friends with you, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

Please don't follow.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

I mean, especially the men, too, if they're temp tempted enough to go after them, they can all fuck off too.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Right.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

So, we have another question. We didn't even get to the second question she sent us because we fucking ramble. Okay. If you oh oh you need more.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:31

Wait more You don't know what that is because you never watch SpongeBob.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

No.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

Anybody who knows Spongebob knows what I just did.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Wait for I don't watch Spongebob.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

Ryan looked at me like what?

unknown 31:45

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

And she exits to go get my wine because she's a good best person.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Oh, needed her um alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 31:55

Okay. So. Oh, look at that bottle. Thank you. Um, wait, let's see if I could do it.

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Oh, you like my cute little wine glasses? My mom got them for me, and I don't drink alcohol. So they just sit in my cabinet.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

I don't even want to hear that.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Oh, you might be able to hear that. Oh quite a bit. Okay. Okay. What was the second question? Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

My second question. If you could do life differently, what would you change and why?

SPEAKER_02 32:27

Oh. I think I would have kept going for school. Like, obviously, now I want to go back to school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:35

Do you want to do like you wanna do like nursing or what do you want to do? I thought you said you want to do like ultrasound.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Yeah, I want to go back for ultrasound, but I'm really in the middle of going back for LPN and then going to ultrasound. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Um an LPN or an ultrasound.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

Oh, ultrasound all the way. Um I think I I'm really just in the middle of what I should really do just because of um we need to wait to see how much money we're getting back after we stop daycare.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

Yeah. Have you got your taxes back yet? Oh yeah. Oh my god, what what month are we in? Oh my god, tomorrow's June.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

Tomorrow's June? Um, no? Don't we have 31 days in the month?

SPEAKER_03 33:26

You act like I would know that answer.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

I don't know that answer. Oh, I was right. I think February has 28 days. Let me look.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

February does, you're right. Um yeah, no, we have 31 days in the month. And it's the 29th.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

Okay. Um, so yeah, if you could do life differently, what would you do in why? Yeah, your career. Um I could do something differently, what would I change in why? I would stay in college. College was really because I did college right after high school, but I couldn't afford it. And I was working at a little Canton cafe. It was a Chinese restaurant. I was a servant. She hated it. I was like, the Chinese lady was really mean to me. She would yell at me and call me, um, she would call me white girl a lot. I was like eight, I was like 18. Yeah. And she was not nice to me. She was it's just her culture, whatever. And she she when she was nice, she was very nice. But like in when we're like serving and getting stuff done, and she was she was business, and I was of course like an 18-year-old girl just trying to make some money. But I was trying to pay for college and all my money was going there, and I couldn't afford to live. Like, I was living with my grandparents, couldn't afford half my bills because I couldn't afford college. Could I live? So I was like, shit. And then me, Brie, and Kennel got in a car accident. Um, that and that was I was didn't go back to school for like a couple weeks because I was just like, no, I don't want to go. Um, but I really enjoyed it. I think if I would have if I had more drive and I was like, I think I have a little bit of ADHD and it makes it really hard for me to like focus and really get into it.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

My thing is I can't stand sitting in a classroom.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Like I got my MA certificate with through hands-on. Like I did everything hands-on and I learned best by that. Me too. Um, so going back to school will be a struggle, but I think I can do it.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

I just wish I didn't stop.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Yeah. Because then you waited and you're like, fuck. Yeah. I could have been here by now. I had a kid though. Yeah. I mean, that's okay. I think I would have stayed in school. I really understood it. So bubbly, guys. It is bubbly. Did you just burp? Yeah. Sorry. Um, I would have stayed in school and I do want to go back to school, but I don't even know what I want to do. I'm really interested in like talking. I really like talking, and I think um talking is fun. Um, I also really like history, but I'm I just cannot, for the life of me, like pick up a book and get through a few pages because I'm like, yawn! Um I like the audiobooks.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

I can do audiobooks.

SPEAKER_03 36:09

No?

SPEAKER_02 36:10

I also I like it when I'm driving. I'm also a smut girl, so any history book, I'm sleeping. I like history. I like watching about history and stuff. I think. I'm sorry, if they're not smutten, I'm not interested. I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

Okay. So Lillard said, Well, you need to give us all your rundown on how to eat without being loud. Okay. So class is in session.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Yes. So Lucas, when he first started, I've gotten I've gotten him trained now, I think. I think. Um, he used to chump. No, you have to do it with chips.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Oh, like chips.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

He used to chomp the chips. Oh, he did it at one point. But I grew up like my mom, no smack in your gum.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

If you're gonna eat a chip, you put the whole thing in your mouth. You're not taking little bites of the chip.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

You gotta You gotta eat it.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

I did, I did. And like I grew up that way, so did anyone else have to be trained to eat a potato chip? Just both?

SPEAKER_03 37:24

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

Is that another poll? I also I see a tradition going on here.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

I love I like doing the polls. I think it's fun to see what other people think. And um, if we're not the only ones thinking the way we think, it's nice. It's it's comforting to know there's other people like us out there.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

Did you have to learn how to eat a potato chip?

unknown 37:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Did your parents ever get mad at the way you were eating?

SPEAKER_03 37:52

No, my dad was gone.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

I was eating potato chips for dinner.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

I remember I used to put-omp in those motherfuckers. I used to put um, like, you know those big Tupperware bowls?

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Like cereal in it?

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And I would eat it with a big spoon. I remember one time my um dad had um I step on over, and I was like nine, and um oh god, I was mad that because you know, I was like eight or nine. I was upset that he was he he was dating people, he was dating tons of people, okay? This is like his fourth girlfriend he brought around, and I'm like, all right, time to get my fun into. This is over. I'm I'm watching these movies and these kids like bowling like parent trap. Come on, it's my turn. So I get this like my dad was like, oh, fix me something to eat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And I'm like, you know what? I get the biggest bowl I could find. I dumped the entire bag of Cheerios, the entire thing of milk in this bowl with a plastic spoon that had like, you know, the stained pasta sauce on it.

SPEAKER_04 39:00

Put it in there and I said, Here you go, eat up. And I give it to him on the couch. She just looks at me like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Like she couldn't say anything when you're holding her kid, and you know, they were still new dating. And I'm like, this will get her over. Apparently it didn't.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

That is so much more shit, though. No wonder she doesn't like me. She's like, I'm getting you back to that bitch. Oh my see, we can laugh about the death. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 39:58

Oh, ooh, I have a good one. Oh my trumping. You what? Don't tromp your fucking tips. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

That's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

That's all you gotta say.

SPEAKER_04 40:08

Jude your mouth closed, Lucas.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

No smacking your gum either, please.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

Um Ryan does that and it pisses me off.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Oh. Alright, killer. Yeah, that little smile, you jackwagon. Um, have you ever said have you ever heard of someone saying it's been so clit?

SPEAKER_03 40:37

It's been so clint. Clit. Like lit? Like that was a fire dog.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

Thank you. But clit. Yeah, I know what you said. Clit. And say it louder for everyone else to hear. We're sitting outside.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

Um, I clitorily I'm at my clits in.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Where do these come from? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 41:15

I was dying. Oh my god. Um Emily walked out of uh Emily, if you're listening, she walked out of an exam room and she goes, I hope you had a clit day. You're like, the book did you just see to me?

SPEAKER_03 41:29

What just happened? Oh my god. So my sister, I'm not gonna name her name because she asked me not to, because she's a child and she doesn't like being embarrassed, anyways. A, we'll call her A. Okay. So she was so her and my mom were there today, and I was like, um, I didn't know. I was at the front desk because I volunteered as tribute to go up because they needed coverage. And so I was sitting there and um the girl next to me, I think it was Sammy. I don't remember. She's like, click, clack, click, clack, click, clack. Oh, the first name? Okay, and I look over and I hear my mom. She's like whispering. And I look over and I said, mom?

SPEAKER_04 42:06

And she just I said, mom. And she looks at me like gives me the side, like she doesn't know me.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

She's like, Who the fuck is going to be mom? She has five kids.

SPEAKER_03 42:30

I'm like, okay, some context. She called one time and I got her. I was like, some of this, and she was like, Oh, uh, hi, this is like she was like, Oh shit, this is my daughter, right? And she keeps talking and she gives me her name. And I'm like, Mom, I know it's you. And she's like, Yeah, I didn't, I didn't want to say anything. I didn't know if I could get you in trouble. And I'm like, Yeah, I'll have to pass you off to someone else because you're my mom and I can't get into your stuff. And she's like, Oh, okay, no problem. And then she starts talking about like something, like she wants to chat. And I'm like, Mom, it's not my cell phone. I'm gonna transfer you now. Okay, so that was the context. So she comes up thinking, Oh my god, I can't, I can't know who she is. And so I'm like, Okay, um, so they finished checking her in. She comes over to me and she's like whispering. She goes, I was like, Hi, mom. She goes, Hey, I I didn't want to sing it. And I was like, it's fine, Mom. Oh, I was gonna tell you about my genetic testing.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

And she was like, Oh yeah, how did that come?

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Well, like, you don't need to whisper. Um, never mind, I'll talk to you.

SPEAKER_01 43:32

She's like whispering. I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 43:35

My parents come in, they're like, Can you go grab Bo, please? Really? It's my daughter. Can you go grab her? Please get her. No, my mom's like, Oh my god, people, oh my god, people are gonna know that we're related. Oh fuck. Yeah, so that was today. It was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_03 43:49

Um, you had a story about Alo. Oh yeah, I was gonna say, um, you remember how last time she came in and she got she told me she's like, Oh my god, it's gonna the most embarrassing thing happened. The person that comes in before the doctor, I think she's called in. And I was like, oh, she's an MA. She's like, oh, they are the MA. She like walked in and she like were asked me questions. She left and she was like, okay, thank you. And she um I said, Okay, love you bye. And I'm like, you said, wait, wait. You said you loved her. And she was like, Yeah, I said love you bye. We loved it back there though. Yeah. And she was like, Did anybody hear? Because she knows I worked there. She's like, Did anybody hear that? I was like, Oh yeah, they're laughing. They're definitely laughing. They thought it was funny. Um so she was there today and she was seeing um Emily's doctor. And I was like, Oh, they're gonna get along just fine because oh, A is a freaking brat. And she she does not, she's just funny, and yeah, we love her. She's she's like a teenager. She's a teenager, so we don't have many of those. No. I mean, now we have two, but well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Yeah. They're shitheads. Yeah. Um, Mimi, I would like to say it is okay to hold your boyfriend's hand at school.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Yeah, you can hold his hand. The germs are fine, just bring hand sanitizer. You know, you may not know where to do it.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

Your hands in front of him.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

Yeah. You just need to. It's okay. Germs are fine. You can wash your hands later.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

Just hold his hand. That's all I gotta say. Um, I have a question for you. Oh. If I had a warning label, what would it be?

SPEAKER_03 45:34

If I had a bit Absolutely RBF. When people come, like people in like, oh, I'll talk about you. I'm like, my best friend bow. She was like, or people downstairs will be like, oh, that's your friend. I think she hates me. And I was like, no, that's just her face. That's just her face, I promise. They're like, oh, really? I was like, yeah, she's she has a bitch face.

SPEAKER_02 45:52

It's nice, I promise.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Yeah, she doesn't bite. I mean, I just don't fuck around if I know. Yeah, and like if she hasn't eaten, like, don't speak to her until you give her a muffin or something. Be like, oh, here we go. Can we just do a question, please? And both them up a fucking treat. Bothing them up and be like, what the fuck? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Yeah. Bring me a fucking treat. Um, if I called you from jail, what's your guess for why I'm there?

SPEAKER_03 46:23

Getting pulled over for another speeding ticket. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 46:27

They got me for my 20th time, and I I think I hit the max limit on it. Can you pick me up, please?

SPEAKER_02 46:34

I have to memorize your number.

SPEAKER_03 46:37

Yeah. I was just about to say it, but I don't want everyone to have my number. Some random people didn't. I finally remember Ryan's. It took me so long. I remember my dad's. I remember my grandma's house phone number, which is not there anymore, but I remember it. And now I remember mine and Ryan's.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Um, I finally remember Daniel's birthday, like full-on birthday.

SPEAKER_03 46:58

Isn't he like 31 now?

SPEAKER_02 46:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

Sometimes I want to say like I think he's 30. I think he's like 33. I can't remember. Because we always ever even when he wasn't 30, we were always saying, like, you're almost 30, you're almost 30. And now I'm like, wait, is he wait, how old is he now? We were calling him 30 like seven years ago. So then I think about it and I'm like, wait, he's not that old. Sorry, I need to just keep aging.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

So I always forget. That's funny. Um, or that's fine. When uh we first got together, we lied about his age to my family, right? Yes. Yeah. And so my mom, a couple weeks ago, we were sitting there talking, and she's like, Yeah, d Danny, how old are you now again? And Danny's sitting there, and she goes, You can tell us your real age. Your mom said that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

Oh, your dad what I can't remember what your dad did when he found out.

SPEAKER_02 47:50

When he found out about Danny's age? I don't think he ever like really said anything.

SPEAKER_03 47:55

Maybe he still doesn't know how old Danny did. No.

SPEAKER_02 48:00

When you first met him, first words that came out of his mouth.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

I remember you saying something, but I don't remember the words.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Guys, Danny has size 18 feet. Okay. And my dad literally looked at him and said, You know what it means when men have big feet, right? And then Danny looked at him. And I just went, Dad, are you fucking kidding me? And he goes, Big socks.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

That's such a fucking dad joke. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_02 48:29

My dad's so awkward. I was like, Dad, seriously.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

When I was dating B in high school, my dad gave him a golf club. We give him like a hundred dollar driver, I think. He's like, oh, and I'm like, oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 48:41

He likes you! He gave you something! My dad doesn't get rid of nothing.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

Drips on you.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Yeah. I mean Has he given Ryan anything yet? They don't even talk. They don't talk because I don't bring I I obviously I had to bring B around because it was in high school. Now I'm like, if I don't have to bring anybody around, I don't want to be around. I I'm at that point where I'm just like, what the fuck ever? Facts. Don't want the drama. I don't I'm living my life.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

Uh says our day wonder.

SPEAKER_03 49:13

Um, what would be my morning label?

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Watch how she hits curves.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

No, I don't. I am I'm a great driver. I did run over a curve at work the other day. I haven't told Ryan that yet. Well you know those like uh curves with the grass patches in it, so you park, but it's like the grass patch and then there's parking spaces, it like divides up for some reason. Yeah. I was parked, I was like backed in and I turned too quickly and I drove over the fucking curb. Guys, I have a Jeep. It's fine. She's she's fine. Joey's fine. Joey's fine.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

Um, no, I think yours would be be careful, I'll steal your cat.

SPEAKER_03 49:55

Yeah, I really like cats. I did give this cat out here some treats the other day. That's probably why he keeps coming around. Probably why. Well, when I feed them, he's sitting here and I'm like, well, I gotta give him a treat. Hello, baby. He just wants to be a good one. I almost took a cat in when I lived with when I lived with Jay. My first apartment.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

Um there was this like calico, really pretty cat outside, and she was a girl, and she kept coming my door, and so people over there at your new at your first apartment was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 50:23

Yeah. Um so I started feeding her cancer tuna, and then she kept coming in. And then I was like, fuck, wait, I can't take care of this cat. Wait, wait, and Jay was like, just put it back outside. And I was like, But I think it was somebody's cat. Oh my god. I think I was like You stole their cat. Stole her cat for a couple days.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

But I mean Did I ever tell you about our cat that Danny had when I moved in?

SPEAKER_00 50:48

No.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

There was this white cat and she had gotten like hit by a car or something, so she like dragged one of her back legs. Oh. Do you did you ever meet that cat? Mm-mm. Um, and this neighbor kid kept rolling around on his scooter and he'd stop every time at our house and pet the fucking cat. And then he goes, What's wrong with your cat? And I said, Oh, she got ran over by a car or something. She's fine. Took her to the vet, she's fine.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

Did you really take her to the vet?

SPEAKER_02 51:20

Yeah. Oh. She was fine. Oh, yeah. And um he's like, Oh, I like her so much. She's so cute. And I said, Thanks. It's our cat. The fucking cat went missing.

SPEAKER_03 51:33

He took it.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

He took the fucking cat.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

100%. He stole our cat. Some fucking shit. As we were kids that we used to be friends with. Um, we had a cat named Stewie, and he was a gray and white or a black and white cat. And he was an mostly outdoors cat because he loved the outdoors. Um, and he would go missing for a few days at a time. And it was our next door neighbors keep they keep they're like, Oh, this is your cat. I'm like, Yes, stop putting him in your house. That's our and then we keep doing it. I'm like, stop taking our cat in your house. This is fucking weird. Like, stop it. But we got him back and then we moved and we had to leave that or it's like our third house, I think we went to, and he got trapped under one of the porches and we couldn't get him out. I think that's what happened. I can't remember. At least that's what our parents told us. No, they probably they liked Stewie. Stewie was a good cat, so I think something like he must have gotten injured, or maybe he gotten like attacked by a coyote or something, and they didn't want to like say it. I don't know. Okay, pretty. You see when she like and then I got this girl very interested in everything.

SPEAKER_02 52:40

She's just nosy. Um questions for me. Do you remember um the commercial with the camel? And he would walk around the office and he'd go, hump day.

SPEAKER_04 52:57

Yes, it's home day. Yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_02 53:00

I think we need to bring that back.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Oh my god, guess what day it is?

SPEAKER_03 53:04

It's hump day. We should start like sending that in the um teams on Wednesdays, the gif to start making it a thing. I I send so many gifts in our teams. I love gifts. I think they make my day better, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

Um, I taught Anna how to copy and paste gifts.

SPEAKER_03 53:19

Yeah, some reason on the keyboard you can't um write or right-click anymore and paste. You only can use control V now. Really? Yeah, I can't paste anything with my uh my mouse.

SPEAKER_02 53:29

Maybe your mouse is broken.

SPEAKER_03 53:31

No, even other girls at work can't do it anymore either. I had to teach some of them how to do it. What were you doing? Hey guys, can you do this? No, because they're like, why can't I why can't I paste this gif anymore? And I'm like, oh, mine did the same thing. I thought it was my mouse. Like, no, but I figured it out. But I also didn't know that you there's no gifts on Teams. You have to go on Google and get gifts. That's so stupid. But you know what? I have more of a variety. I love that you found the Rizzler. Oh, yeah, that's on my notes too. Um, what the fuck? I don't know. Delaney, if you're listening, I need we need an explanation, so you're gonna have to like send us an explanation.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

Apparently, it's a kid that makes like TikToks or something, right?

SPEAKER_03 54:11

Yeah. I don't he he's just is she sold me some videos and he's just a funny kid that does like funny stuff. You remember that kid that goes, he's in the pandering and the tortilla chips fell over. He goes, Hurricane Katrina! We're like Hurricane Tortilla. With the tortilla chips fell. It was a vibe. But that's kind of what it reminds me of, or the kid that hits the basketball. Did I just throw in it?

SPEAKER_04 54:35

I just throw in it.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

Yeah, you need to be more educated. Sorry. Or the kid that hits a basketball on his head, he goes, yeah. He's hitting his head on the basketball and he gets loud, he keeps saying it louder. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 54:47

Send you all these videos.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Um, one of my uh favorite YouTube's YouTube videos that me and Chloe used to watch were Where's the Chapstick? Where's the chapstick? If y'all don't know that video, please go on YouTube right now. Look up where's the chapstick video? And just this girl goes, God, where's my chapstick?

SPEAKER_04 55:12

Where's my where's the chapstick? And then she starts getting fast.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

Ryan put in the audio.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Yes, yeah, that would be good. Okay, I'll have to clip that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 55:33

Um, have you ever looked at you know the um sound of like butts and hoes, but's butts and hoes, butes.

SPEAKER_04 55:41

Isn't that so stepbrothers?

SPEAKER_02 55:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:44

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes. Gotta get me some boats and hoes.

SPEAKER_02 55:48

Anytime I say a boat, I think of that.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

Yeah, I mean Seaman were talking about that today upstairs because there was some unknown on someone's account, it was something angina, and it was from Step Brothers, and we're like, oh my god, that's so funny. Um yeah, just because I love Step Brothers. I did watch um Uptown Girls last night with Brittany Murphy. I love that movie makes me cry every time. I love that's like my favorite movie. I don't know what it is about her like just getting getting up, getting dressed, putting on her uh makeup and stuff, and then she takes the candle shade and then she smashes the candle shade and she makes a little berret. That always speaks to me. I don't know why. Oh really? Yeah, that's like my favorite scene. That and then um I like when she is at the tea table and she's like, Oh, this is so cute. And there's like these scones in the um girl, I forget her name already, but she's like, Don't touch those. Stop it. You only get to touch us if you're invited. And then she's like, takes a chomp out of it and it's plastic, and she's like, oh, and I'm like, this scratches in my itch. I love that one. Me too, girl. I want a scone that's not plastic.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

Um, it probably hits hard because that actor is dead now.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

Yeah, so sad. I watched like a documentary on her and it was like really shady, it was almost like people insinuated, like it was most likely her husband, and her mom like plotted, like they did something like killed her? She like had an insect she got really sick, but I think it was like they were poisoning her or she's being poisoned or something. I'll have to you'll have to watch the documentary because it was really crazy. Like, I'm a documentary girl too. Yeah, you'll have I think it's on Netflix. I can't remember, but yeah, that was a really good movie. Yeah. Okay. So I really want to circle back to when I really want to talk about it because I think it's just so funny. When I gave my dad that big bowl of cereal. Um, I think I'm into these stories all day. I love these things.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

I need some more though. I never um I never tormented Heather because Heather, my stepmom. No? Because no, because she was so nice. She's so nice. Yeah, I love Heather and she was literally my mom. Um she wasn't crazy. Oh!

unknown 58:14

Cat!

SPEAKER_02 58:14

There's your baby!

SPEAKER_03 58:18

Pretty birds like that, too.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

Your boyfriend. Oh, look at him, he's like he's so pretty. He's very pretty. Um, her and my dad got together when I was I think like one and a half. So did my mom and do away and so I never had that chance of tormenting anyone.

SPEAKER_03 58:37

I mean, yeah, because I never got to see my mom. They wouldn't let me see my mom because they were like controlling and shit. But I mean it wasn't always bad. I can't always say like it was bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Obviously, it wasn't always like that. She used to try to buy me things when we were little, and she would get me like makeup kits from Claire's, so you know those because I was like nine, or like hair chalk, and I'm like, okay, I see what's happening here. I didn't buy into it. I would remember would tell Seth and Kendall, like when Kendall got a little older, and I'm like, like, are we all on the same page? Like we like we would actually get together. Like, I don't know if Kendall remembers this because she's so small, but I would actively ask Seth, I was like, Are we on the same page? Because like, what's going on? He's like, no, no, like we're chill, like I really like her. And I'm like, is it just me? Am I the problem? No, absolutely not. Um not now. I don't know. And then I don't know. There's a lot of good stories. There's some of them where I'm like, oh, that's a little too much. Maybe we'll wait a little while for those ones. I remember I wasn't allowed to like shave my legs until I like shaved my legs and got trouble for it, but I did nair one time. Yeah. Because she had nair in the back, and I was like, I've never done nair before.

SPEAKER_02 59:54

And so I was on I would be the one to forget that I have it on my hands and then touch my hair.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

No, trust me, when you're in because you're you're gonna put on your legs, you're gonna wash your hands off like as you're going. You're not gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna take my dirty nair hair hands and grab a bottle of shampoo. You'd notice. Would I? Yeah. You sure? Yeah. I mean, if you didn't, you'd look cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:18

Have my head without hair.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

But I did it and I got super bad um like chemical burn on my leg. I think I left it on too long. Yeah, it was not good. But I think Jen, she found out that I was shaving my legs and I got in so much trouble. Remember those like cheap dollar stores. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:38

I cut myself every time.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

Yeah. That cat is eating something.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

He's going to town on something. Oh, now he's loving on it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

I remember one time uh when we lived in at the apartments with my like when I was a kid. My brother's friend came over and they all had BB guns, so him, his friend, and my stepbrother, and they were all playing with them whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:04

Did you ever hook up with any of your brother's friends? Seth? No. Me neither, actually.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:11

My stepbrothers? Does that count?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

I mean your brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

I disowned him, so. Well but yeah, I guess his friends, not Seth's friends, but Seth's friends were weird. His younger friends were fine, but his older, like when he was in high school, I didn't go to high school with him like towards the half because that one's really strong, by the way. Because um he left to go to Hopam because he wanted to get out of the house. So he got to go and I he left me. Left me. Um he said peace out, mask out. Um, but yeah, because we all worked together, and so kind of just happened. I was young, I was six, like what, seventeen and like 20 years.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:59

We didn't do the best stuff when we were teenagers. No. Definitely not. That one is smoke ahead.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:09

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:13

Uh do you guys have AC in here?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:19

Um, do you see the circle under that little vent under our window?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

Uh a hose can plug into it for um AC so that people don't have to have to put them in their windows.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:28

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:28

So I have one in ours and we just put the hose in it and so you don't have to open the windows. Yeah, it was really smart. There's like a little turning thing that you open it. Yeah. Um, I'm so glad we found these apartments. It's so hard to find apartments nowadays. Like everything's so expensive. I'm like, God, can we just like buy a car and like renovate it, like a bus or something turn into our home.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

Daddy thought it wanted to do that with a freaking truck, and I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:57

Like make it into a camping truck?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:59

Um Cole Cole built his like own tent thing tent thing for his truck. And I think it turned out they said it turned out pretty good. You can take it down and there's three of you. Yeah, and there's three of you. This truck is the bed of the truck isn't, and then you would have to get dressed elsewhere and you Yeah, that's a whole hot mess. Yeah. I um we were talking about those campers that you put on top of like like the one of those turn beds. It would go perfect on a Jeep. Yeah. And so we were thinking about that. And then we saw that happy camper, the happier camper at the park when we were there. And those are so cute.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Did you look at the price though?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:38

They're probably yeah, I see them at Voltage.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:39

They're like $60,000. They're so cute. Expensive.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

No, I told Danny one of my like one of my things that I want this next year after Tucson school is probably a camper. I'm ready. Yeah. My hip, this last, oh my god.

unknown 1:04:00

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:01

I got a massage. Ryan falling over in the tent. Yeah, tell me about it. You're like, I haven't slept all weekend. And I look at you and I was like, it wasn't us. And Ryan's like, damn right it wasn't us. You were asleep every night before I got on the tent. And I was like, yeah, I had a I had a concussion. Of course I was asleep. And so I was like, Bo knows, damn right it ain't us all weekend. Not all weekend. Just Sunday. Just Sunday. Which I don't take responsibility for. I'm not the one who fell off the mattress and collapsed half the tent.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Maybe that's karma. Yeah, I was like, When people are trying to be honest, I was like, Bo's not asleep.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:39

It's not her snoring, it's Danny's snoring. I know Bo snore. I know it's both. I know what Bo's snores sound like. And he's like, No, it's fine. It's but it's definitely Bo's asleep. And I'm like, no, she's not.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

I was not asleep.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:49

You snore like a fucking truck. I know if you were asleep. Yeah. I'll hear.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:54

Like when I first started camping with you, you're like, I'm like, oh my god, is that a Bo?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:01

Do I really snore that?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:04

I think it's better now that um I've lost weight, but Oh yeah, because I I mean I didn't hear you the first two nights, but I was also like passed the fuck out.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:12

But when we first started going camping together, so loud.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:16

We could hear the fucking neighbors. I could hear the neighbors snore.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

You can literally hear them talking in our last podcast. They were so loud.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:23

Yeah, and then I also had Daniel's snore in my ear, but that didn't muffle anything. I promise you that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:32

It's fine. You know what? If you didn't have a child, you would be doing it too. It's not that I didn't do it. I know how to be quiet. I was! I was no, trust me, I was the quiet one. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

It happens. Whatever I'm you know what? The best time isn't a 10. So I can't even like it. You can make me mad though, because I can tell you like best time.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:01

It's fair because I came camping with just you and Danny for so fucking long and it was just me in a tent. You remember? You're like, say and piggy and I'm like, whatever. No, not the first few times we went. I've been camping with you guys for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:16

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:17

It was um it was probably the first two before you had tucked. Oh or maybe the first one and then the when you found out you were pregnant. Yeah. But you either way, you weren't like super big the first time we went camping. The second time we went camping, you were.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:30

Oh yeah. That was huge. I was eight months pregnant.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:33

So it's that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:35

I mean, I had to do it somehow.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

Really? You didn't get a stork at your window?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:44

Is Grinch a lie? Newsflash. God damn it. You know what? No. I uh I'm fine. I was fine with it. I just was grumpy because my freaking hip hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, we love you. It's fine. I'm over it. We have fun camping.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

Yeah, I know. Now I have a fucking kink in my neck. Now I fuck my fucking karma. God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:14

I heard Ryan fall off the bed. I was like, that's fucking karma.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:17

Karma bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:18

I'm trying to sleep over here. Didn't do anything. I didn't, I was just like, because you know an air mattress is, especially when they're sitting for a while and they lose air. Yeah. You just fall into the ground. It's so weird. It's the other side of the tent collapsed. It wasn't even the side that we were on. And I was like, just leave it. It's just leave the tent. And he's like, and I'm like, oh, what is the tent? Like, people are trying to sleep. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:48

I'm just glad you didn't wake Tucker up because if he would have woke Tucker up, then I would have been pissed. Yeah, I know. I was trying. Okay. I wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:54

I would have been pissed then.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:56

I also really couldn't hear that well because the tent was like, and I'm like, I can't fucking hear shit. I can't hear myself. I think I'm whispering. I don't know. No. Next time, just know you're not.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:13

Bo got a free show.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:14

You're welcome. And that's your butt for the weekend.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:18

I was waiting on the whole, so it didn't matter. I mean it mattered because I'm I was tired and grumpy because my hip hurt, but it was fine. That's why we're gonna wake my child up.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:29

It would be different if we weren't very close. You'd be like, God, it's a fucking bitch. Oh, I would have told you to shut the fuck up. I was waiting for you to be like texting me or being like, shut up. I was waiting.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:38

I was literally waiting.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:40

I just had to let it finish. Literally. Um, this is where rated R comes in. So kids, if you're listening, rated R. Yeah. You know what you're getting yourself into when you click that play button.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:00

I mean on the spot on the Spotify, I think it's like it um has it set where miners who have Spotify will tell them.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:09

Like this is rated R. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:11

Um we're at an hour. Wow. I know. Well, we need chicken in there. Oh, I'm hungry. I'm gonna see some chicken.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:20

Um all right, guys. We're gonna see you guys. We're gonna wrap it up. We are gonna bring you some fun facts next time. I think that was fun this time.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:28

Yeah. Definitely look forward to the quote though, because that's gonna be a suggestion.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:33

We can yeah, we're definitely gonna do it every week. If you guys have any suggestions, you know where to find us. Where do you find us? Our email, our DMs, or by mouth, because we all know we f everyone. Yeah. Kind of I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:45

I don't know. I guess some listeners that we don't know. Yeah, introduce yourselves if you're actually listening to the channel. Please tell us who you are.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:53

Oh, we want to do a little giveaway soon. Yeah. Stay tuned. We don't we're not gonna get too much into it yet because we're not prepared.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

But Bana will post it on Instagram. I'll post it on TikTok.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:05

Just a little, you support us, we'll give you we're gonna enter you in. You might win something. Cool. I don't know. Stay tuned. Or you won't. Or you won't. So start putting in those um recommendations to your friends, telling them to listen to us because I think we're funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:20

We're fucking hilarious. If you don't like us, then that's a tough one.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:23

You must not have humor.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:25

Yeah, you're not funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:27

All right. Not a funny bone in their body. I'm kidding. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:33

We're done. See y'all later. Bye.