Dates & Funerals

This week on Anyway, Yeah... we're uncovering cartoon crushes, testing our brains with a chaotic game of Mind Meld, and phrases that belong equally at a first date and a funeral. From nostalgic confessions to completely unhinged answers, this episode is packed with laughs, side tangents, and the kind of conversations that make absolutely no sense- but somehow make perfect sense to us. 

Spoiler alert: Some opinions should probably stay in the drafts. 

Transcript

unknown 0:00

Anyway, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:03

First and foremost, yeah. Welcome to our podcast.

unknown 0:09

Let's go into it.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

If they wanted to take what do you that, lift that, or that? We might get canceled for that. Anyway, yeah, yeah. So here we are. Welcome back. Episode two. Oh wait, welcome to anyway, yeah. Oh yeah. Welcome to anyway, yeah. Welcome to anyway, yeah. Should we tell them what actually happened last week? What happened last week? Oh yeah. So guys, we were very prompt. Oh, okay. About the podcast. What do you think of it? We're not that close yet. We're not that close yet. Okay, wait, what happened last week? How about the podcast? Tell me. Oh you were there. Still the class. Okay, class. So we were oh my god. So this podcast is not gonna be longer than the first episode. All right. So last week. You're with me now? I'm with you. Okay. We were very prompt, prepared for the podcast. We said we're gonna put our best foot forward into this podcast. Uh-huh. We we filmed, recorded everything on a Wednesday because we told y'all Sunday 17 at 7. Central time. Central time. Well, if you're a true fan, you may have noticed we did not upload it until late. Yeah. Because we recorded on Wednesday. It just didn't work. Long story short, just didn't work. So we dedicated our time, energy, all of our last brain cells on Sunday to re-record everything, edit, and upload. We had a full eight-hour shift. And mind you, we literally don't know what we're doing. If you guys couldn't tell, we do know. Yeah. We're just very nonchalant. Yeah. So yeah. That happened. Yeah, but you know what? We made it. We you got it. On a Sunday. Maybe not at 7 p.m. Central Time, but like sometime. Sunday. On 6'7. On 6'7. It was so hard not to make a joke, but like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

The amount it was so funny because the amount of messages that were like, wait, are you uploading?

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Or where is it? Did I miss it? Or even after the fact? And it was like, yeah, it was refreshing. And we're like, Yeah, we got over 4,000 DMs. Yeah. Where is the podcast? Yeah, but I'm waiting. Where more like my mother and a few other friends. But literally. No, our mothers. Our mothers did love it though. Shout out moms. Yeah, they love that. Also, shout out Linda. Linda. Linda! That happened. Oh. We got it out. We just, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be us if something didn't go wrong. Right. But then we somehow. That's that's the whole premise of our life. Yeah. Truly. So yeah, it was very fitting, especially for the first episode. Yeah. And you know what? We did that. And we're on to the next. And we'll do it again. Welcome to episode two, ladies and gentle turds. We are. Oh. Can I say that? Damn, that was going real good until you said. What do you mean? I thought that was good. That's fine. You can say whatever you want. I will say whatever I want. I know you will. I know you will say whatever you want. I've kept it calm for episode one. We're literally barely oh gosh. Okay. Anyways, um, let's get into it before I go in a ramble. So, Karen, today, you know what? We have a full script. We're gonna talk. We're gonna talk. Wait, should we hear how this sounds? No, we're gonna roll. Because if it's not so echoey, it's gonna sound way worse. It's not. Karen, please name one time I've been wrong. This is like aside from the choice, choices in men, when have I been wrong? I can't think right now, but I'm just saying, I'm saying. Okay, go ahead. All right. If I'm just saying, because we heard it last week and it sounded echoey. No, no, this is a general question now. Oh, I don't know. I can't think. I can't think of a sp I can't think of the time. Because have I ever? Probably not. I can't think of a time, probably not. There's gotta be one time in there where maybe I was right. There's gotta be one. It's not even necessary like you're wrong and I'm right. You tend to be right more than not. I think I'm 10 for 10. Okay, sure. You always say that. You're like, oh god, all I'm gonna do is. I know I'm saying there's gotta be there's gotta be time, but I don't know. I'm thinking, yeah. Moral of the story is she can't think of it. I can't think at all. So not solid evidence from it. More than not. You are right more than not. Okay, so let's just get into it. Get into it, yeah. Okay, so first and foremost. Oh yeah. What are we doing? What something you can say on a date and at a funeral. Gotta use your brain for this one. Something you can say on a date and at a funeral.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

And at a funeral.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

At least there's food here.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Funerals have food.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Don't they? Yeah. Oh yeah, no, this is a funeral. This is like full swing.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Like you're seeing the dead. Oh no. Yeah, you're seeing the dead body book. What's the difference between a wake and a funeral?

SPEAKER_01 5:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

The wake is like where you just give your blessings.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

A funeral is when they actually bury them.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Okay. That changes my mindset. Okay. Where my mind was going.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Basically, a wake part two before the funeral. So it's kind of like a wake and funeral at the funeral.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. My setting is it's a bad date. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

So then you could say, Well, happy I'm never doing that again.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Okay. You could yeah, no, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Yeah, because well. Just kind of like you throw your hands up moment.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Mine's gonna be a a positive date. Okay, great. Which never happens. I wish I met you sooner. Okay, I love that. So you just met them and then they died. No, these are two separate occasions. It's like you wish you met them sooner because it's like, wow, like we really hit it off. Oh my god. You don't have to describe that one. I can't. No, I'm keeping that in there for sure. Okay, yeah. Listen, I had a long day. Okay. Got it. I yeah, okay. You're out. All right, great. You know what? This is gonna be actually a perfect segue because another thing that's on our list is the mind meld or word sync. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

So how it works is you and your friend, aka Miss Karen, both say a random word at the same time. Then on the next round, you say a word related to both previous words. You keep going until you both say the exact same word at the same time.

unknown 7:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

Do you want to do the countdown? Yeah. Okay. All right, ready? Um, wait, no, I'm not ready. Okay. All right. All right. One, two, three. Celery.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Okay. Ready?

SPEAKER_02 7:47

One, two, three. Wedding. We're getting close. We're getting close. Also, why are you doing one, two, three? It's three, two, one. One? A three. You were just eating that lolly box. It was stuck in my head. I've been on a kick with lollipops. Okay. Okay, so we're back to you said birthday. And I and you said wedding. Yes.

unknown 8:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. No, proceed. Three, two, one this time, please. All right. Three, two, one. Husband.

unknown 8:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

Okay. Go. All right. Three, two, one. Marriage.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Okay. Keep going.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

All right.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Three, two, one, space. Baby. Oh. See, I'm going back. Okay. Yeah. You're going back. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Divorce. I knew we'd get there. I knew we'd get there. The one that we got there at. Well, yeah. Well, we weren't going the right way with the whole love and marriage and happiness. Run it back. Yeah, run it back. Divorce. Divorce. Easy. All right, boom. Yeah. One thing we can agree on. Okay, let's go, Gum. I like this. Kind of down. All right. Three, two, one. Orange. Oh. Okay. Close. All right. Three, two, one. Breakfast. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. I was gonna say bagels. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. We're standing around there. All right. Three, two, one, zero. Oh, okay. All right. Three, two, one, crater. Oh. You're right in that realm. Okay. Three, two, one. So that counts, right? We're both both of us at the same time. Okay, we gotta be staring each other when that's a clear. We're starting over. Okay. Eyes. Eyes. I'm counting this down. Okay. All right. Ready?

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Three, two, one, hair.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Okay. All right. Three, two, one, cookie monster. Hair, cookie monster. But you mean the bowl side? Okay. All right. Gotta make it make sense. Okay, cookie monster. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Three, two, one, me. Elmo. I'm a cookie monster. Oh! Love that. Without a cookie, I'm just a monster. When I think of you, I think of me. Oh, that was romantic. Oh. Here we go. Stop. Intermission. Intermission. What do we saw? Sorry I got distracted. You, I know. Listen, I have that back on people. Yeah. No, I know. You said you. Me. And I don't remember what you're talking about. Elmo said. I said Elmo. So then when I think of you, I think me. Literally. So that's what I'm okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Okay. What?

SPEAKER_02 10:51

Where do we go from here? Count down.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Three, two, one. Big bird. Oh. Me?

SPEAKER_02 10:58

That's what I've been saying. I'm Big Bird and you're Elmo. You can't give me a hint. Yellow the red. Audio. What the bird? This is why we can't do a podcast. We could just start. We go on tangents. Which is good, but so big bird and me. And you.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

You.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Two P's in a pod. Really? I don't know where to go from there.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

Me either. Okay, start it again.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Let me think of something good for a minute. Okay. Okay. Do you have one?

SPEAKER_00 11:27

Oh no. I I thought you were just thinking. I don't know what it was.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

You thought I was I was thinking, but I was also thought you were thinking. Okay. I'm always ready. All right. Easy. Ready? Yep. Okay. Three, two, one. Baby. Three, two, one meatball.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Oh, Karen. I got hungry.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

I heard of I had a oh, should we order food right now instead of doing the podcast? No, we have a community. All right. Let's baby meatballs. Okay. Yeah, baby like a pasta. Yes. Cute. Okay. Is this your thinking cap or what? No, this one's not working. This one's not working at all. Okay. Okay. Are we getting older? Oh. See. Cheese. Okay. Let's start over. Let's start over. You have a new word? Yeah. Okay. Me too. Okay. Three, two, one, water. What? Okay. All right, perfect. Okay. If we don't freaking get there. Let's get there. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Shark stroke. Okay. All right. All right. Three, two, one. Daltons.

unknown 12:43

Um.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

Three, two, one.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Dive.

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Diving. Boom. See. We're in sync. We're meant to be. We're in sync in every way. Okay, great. Love that. Okay. So, which fictional character would absolutely ruin your life, but you would date anyways. Now let me tell you. Tell me, who would that be? I could think of a few. I could think of a few too. But the number one, the number one Mike Wazowski. That one I. Mike Wazowski, those little legs, that body. That little four foot nothing. Yeah. Love a short king. Love a short king.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

They're in. I wouldn't know. You wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

We wouldn't know. But we oh. Yeah. Shout out to short kings. Unfortunately, I love being a tall king, and I love Tarzan. That's a really good one. Tarzan. Oh, yeah. I had no business being however old I was. All this. Literally. What are these feelings? See, that's the thing. Is like I know that nowadays kids are exposed to a lot more than they should, but the way that Tarzan got on that screen, the way that he could move the way that man swung and somehow was living. Was he in the jungle? Literally, or the forest, and then the hair. The tan. And also name a man that could last one day in a forest today. Yeah. Not one. Tarzan lived there.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Tarzan lived there.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

Oh, he was the king of the jungle.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Literally.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

How hot is that? What do you do for work on the king of the jungle?

SPEAKER_02 14:14

And you're just naturally always bronze and tan and glowing. Yeah. Somehow. It's kind of giving Tarzan would build a house. He would build a house. Tree house. He did. He did build a house. Yeah. Everything. Yeah. He's resourceful. Amazing. Resourceful. He's dedicated. He's so sweet. Qualities you look for in a man. Tarzan. He's very protective. He's very protective. Very protective. Yeah. No, I love that. Chivalrous. Maybe I should change mine. What's yours?

SPEAKER_00 14:44

Mine's Danny Phantom.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Also very valid. An awakening. Yeah. Yeah. I should not go. Those eyes. Beautiful. Eyes. And great skin color. Great skin. It's kind of giving like emo Batman. Yeah. And we grew up in that time where it was like emo was the thing. Yeah. It was just he's his hair, his whole shot.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

And like you can go from like a little like kind of nerdy guy to like a and just spicy.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Yeah. Because that that is my type. Like both.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

I need both sides. Yeah. You know? Absolutely. So like Danny Phantom, like he's toxic. You know, he gives it more toxic vibes. But like he's a sweetheart, actually.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Sweetheart. Yeah. He's just misunderstood, really. Which same. Yeah. Who isn't just everyone's so misunderstood? Yeah. It's not a phase. And you'll understand. Yeah, you get it. You get it. You get it. Hopefully both of his parents are together. Yeah, very important. Yeah. Were Tarzan's parents together? Did his parents were his parents mentioned? They had to be. I just don't remember. Remember that they were before he was in the carriage. Yeah. Yep. Yes. We should watch Tarzan. Yeah. We should. Let's do that. Yeah, those are good. Yeah. Those are amazing answers. I think 10 out of 10. Both have great um variety. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Both are very much our types. Like yeah, that is so funny. They yeah. Yeah. Like look-wise, and I mean I wish Danny Phantom was a little buffer. Yeah, but it's fine. That's girlfriend effect. Girlfriend effect. I'll get him in the gym. You can, yeah, he can hit the gym with you. Easy. Yeah. That's doable. Right. No, we'll work for a little. Yeah. And like he has to be strong, obviously. Oh, of course. For what this man is doing. Yeah. He's so strong. So that's good. Cards look unreal. They look like they're giving Simpsons right now. Oh my god, yeah. Whoa. The Simpsons. Okay, so wait, did you hear that like The Simpsons tells the future? Yeah. And they're pretty accurate. Yeah. They're on it. It's kind of crazy, but also like. What in the world? And I've I never really watched The Simpsons. Also, what a weird way to predict the future. Through The Simpsons. But I feel like that's genius. Yeah. Because like that's how dumb everything is.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Like the world has become the reality is nothing matters.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

And at the end of the day, the day ends. The end of the day, we literally are the Simpsons.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

How weird is that? We're living in a simulation.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

A Simpson simulation.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Simpson simulation. Little. Yeah, that is weird though.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Do we just crack the code?

unknown 17:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

Do we just break the make the matrix? The creators of that are like, we know. That's weird. Now we know. Now we know. Now we get cancelled. Yeah, yeah. We just got that. Episode two.

unknown 17:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

Let us live. Alright, so this is what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

We're gonna blind rank dating X from one to five. One being the deal breaker. Five being something that you're like, I can ignore it. I'll let it pass. Okay. So five's not that bad. Five's not bad. Five's good enough to keep track because or else I I don't have a brain today. So we're just gonna lose track.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

Beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

So again, line ranking. One is what you're like, absolutely no. Five, I can deal with that.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:05

All right, my dear. So one through five. One being absolutely no, five being sure.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

First one, you ready?

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Calling you bro when flirting.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

I actually kind of love that.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Really? Yeah. If you're like, oh my gosh, you're bro so hot, bro. Do you see when we're flipping? Like when he's flirting. Okay. Not just like jokey around or anything. Because I feel like we both say bro here and there. But this man is picture this. He's like picture this. Close your eyes for a minute. Okay. This man is getting close to you, his arms around you. He's just like, oh, you just you look so good today, bro. You look so hot in those shorts today, bro.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Okay. I just want to just your face, bro. Oh, there's a little bit of different weight to that. Yeah. Okay. Now that I closed my eyes and pictured it. Yeah. Um your face change real quick. I feel like this would be worse. So I'll put it at a two.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Okay. That's not bad. Two's pretty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Still don't do that to me.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Two's pretty two's pretty there. Like it's don't do that. Right. All right. Next one. And this is one of my pet peeves. Replying with just a little thumbs up emoji to your messages. It's not even a little heart tap, like it's the thumbs up. You did that to me the other day. It was an accident, but I fixed it. Okay. Thank you. I did fix it because it's right next to it. And see. Look back. I know because I hate that little thing. Because you've never done that to me. No, that was an accident. I was like, wait, are we getting worse? No. I fixed it. I put the little heart and then I responded. Okay. Because I just got triggered with that. Honestly. No. No, we're not using thumbs up emojis here. Yeah, okay. That's why I picked it once because this is appalling. Yeah. And I've also received these. Yeah. And it's just giving dad, too. You know? It's giving dad. It's not giving daddy. It's giving dad. It's giving just straight up just your father. Yeah. Father smoke. Father, yeah. Um, I hate that so much. Yeah. I'll give it a four. A four. Okay. So you already have second place done, fourth place done. You have one, three, and five. All right. Here's another one. We could give or take, depending on your point of view. Wearing sunglasses indoors all the time. Because we all know that type of well, exactly. It's what comes with it. That's just like, uh. And what's worse is sometimes like to joke with people, if they're doing that, you're like, hey, you know the sun's outside, right? And they're like, yeah. And they're still wearing them. And it's like that was just something to take it off. Everyone's aware. Everyone in the room thinks you're weird. You're not CV Wonder. Exactly. And you're not, you don't have an issue with it. Unless you're at space. Unless you're at Club Space in Miami. Enough said. Take those sunglasses off. Take those off. Or if you're like out and you're, you know, right. No, we're talking about you're in the living room, bro. Yes. Exactly. Or like a restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Or a restaurant. What are we doing? Why are you why? And why are they picking it? Can we use sunglasses when it makes sense? It's given three blind mice. Right. What are we doing? I hate that. Um, so two and four are taken.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

So you have one, three, and five.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

I have a hint. The other one's like what do you mean if you have a hint? Because it stresses me out. I'm gonna make the right decision. Just pick a random one. Three. Okay, perfect. Still hate it though, and don't do it. And I will say something. Well, they're all icks. We don't like any of these, really. No, it's so true. Okay. Take this seriously though. I know. I know. You're really thinking about this a lot. You're sweating. Yeah, I am. I literally am sweating. Okay. This one's feel my hands. They're clammy. Oh, they are clammy. Yeah. Okay, they're a little moist. Um, okay. When someone, I'm gonna put this all into one, has zero curiosity about you, doesn't ask you any questions.

SPEAKER_00 21:59

One.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Okay. I hate you. You hate that. Yeah. So then we're left with number five. Okay, what's my number five? Number five is, and we all know that. Well, no, I didn't know that. No, it's not bad at all. So this is the one that I'm like, okay, this is the the best with what we're working with working with. Yeah. Which is actually not bad when you think about it. They have one outfit they like to rotate like it's clockwork. You know what? Boom. That this is their uniform. This is their uniform. At least they're consistent in something. Okay. All right. And it's always a black t-shirt and jeans, and then the same I forgot the name of the shoes. Yeah, the Nike. Or the boots. Yeah. And that's it. Like clockwork or rotation of those two outfits.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

I'm so fine with that. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Oh, yeah. Yeah, mic drop. Yeah. Love that. You did great. I knew that.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

I'm very pleased with my answers.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Yeah. Yeah, number one for sure. That I'm so happy I left number one. I knew. Yeah, I knew there was something that was gonna you didn't have to finish what you said. I think he did great. Yeah, when we got to five, I thought, yeah. Good job. Now it's your turn. Good job. Okay. Same stitch. Okay. Blind rank these dating icks from one to five, one being deal breaker. Five.

unknown 23:14

Eh.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Not bad.

unknown 23:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

Okay. First one I'm giving you. Okay. Says yummy, unironically. What do you mean? Like, just like, and that's yummy. Like just like not talking about food. Just talking about. Ew, what do you mean that's yummy? Are we I know what we're gonna say? Just answer the question. Okay, so I'm gonna give it a three.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

Okay, weirdo. You like that?

SPEAKER_02 23:44

No, but I also don't know what the other ones are gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

So true. And I think I just one.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

These are gonna be so good. Okay. This is gonna be hard for you. I'm just telling you. So that thinking cap, turn it on. Okay. Um, says I'm just built different. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

What a throw up. That's a two. I hate that. Yeah. Yeah. Are you triggered? Yeah. I was like having flashbacks. I was like panicking. Okay. Two and three taken.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Okay. Tries to dap up every guy he sees.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Okay, that's that's not bad. I mean, I'll give that a five. Okay. I don't love it, but it's not bad. At one point, I'm like, giving the guy wearing sunglasses indoors. It is giving. It's giving everyone. He thinks he knows who he is. Yeah, and no one knows that guy. Yeah. Exactly. Triggering again. Yeah. Triggering. Oh, 4,000. Yeah. Okay. So we got two, three, and five taken. I'm zooming through these. You are. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Still uses Snapchat daily. Oh, shoot. This is number one. Yeah. No, easy. Goodbye. I don't know. Because the last one. Oh no. Okay. Wears flip-flops every month. Oh my gosh. If you that's your number four, I hate that. Nope. That's your number four. You're identifying with it. You maybe even encourage it. You may even try them on. Okay. One thing about me. Let me go. I have something to say. Put me on a podium. Yeah. Speak. Why will I be clear, Karen? Why are men wearing flip-flops on a normal occasion more than not, when you're not at the beach, you're not by a pool, you're not by any body of water, and you are outside of your home. Okay. You're not wearing slides, nothing. You are choosing to say, I'm gonna let these dogs out today. Yeah. And clip your toenails. And clip your toenails. Don't do that. I will say if a guy is obviously in the appropriate setting. So again, sure, pool, beach, you know, body of water. Yeah, body of water. And I notice your toes and they're like immaculate. I instantly am, I'm will propose to you right then and there. I'm like, I know that you have it together. Yeah, absolutely. Like there's something in you that no one else has. But also, why are we in central Illinois wearing flip-flops around the park? What are we doing? What are we doing? On a dirt road with those nasty things out. Yeah. Sign me out. Sign me out. Clock me out. Clock me out. You know what? We're done. Yeah, we're done. It's just you have so many choices. Yeah. But yeah, also, here's the thing. I'm gonna keep my number one being the Snapchat thing because we don't need to do that at this age. Sorry. It's just weird. Sorry. I might get hate for that. No, we don't. We don't do that. We we do have Snapchat. Yeah, but but we don't use it. No, we literally use it for the funny filters and for our nieces and nephews. Yeah, that's it. And we don't use it. We don't post on it. I don't even remember the last time I ever Snapchatted anyone. I literally only have three friends on there. And I like some memories. Yeah. What? But we're not using or posting or any of that. No, absolutely no cringe. If you're doing that, whatever. Do you do you? Flip-flops, maybe like you said, a girlfriend effect. Oh gosh, appalling. No, everywhere. I hate it. Everywhere. Those flip-flops are every time and the man flop. Every time you're out and about and someone sees you with your man's and they see he's wearing flip-flops. There goes Karen with the flip-flop man. Yeah, you're gonna get you got like it's not good for the brand. No, it's not good for the brand. Man flops are out. You want to talk about ins and outs. So yeah. Man flops. Man flops, get them out. They've been out, they've never been in.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

They've never been in, so keep them out.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

They're not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

I want your stance on this.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Just talking about how like what's worse, using Snapchat daily or flip-flops. Snapchat. Okay. Here's where I'm gonna challenge you. Okay. No one else will know, or a very select few people will know that he's using Snapchat. So it's more of like a you know, and it's weird. For the brand, everyone's seeing you out with that man.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

I refuse to believe not a lot of people know that he's still on Snapchat. Because if you're actively using and you're still on it, you're communicating with people a lot through there more than anything else.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

True. Yeah. They want to hear your answer because people cannot be sneaky on me. Yeah, and again, okay. The main reason why I asked that is because psychologically, I was thinking, I wonder if she cares more about what other people think or who this man is. You pass the test. You care more about this guy. Yeah, little weirdo. I have to be with you all the time. Absolutely. Yeah, like drop. Exactly. I knew you'd yeah, no, she'd pass the test. Yeah, we don't give a darn. We don't give a dog about it.

unknown 28:46

A darn.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Oh, okay. You know what? That makes me think. I'm gonna Google something. Okay. Alternative cuss words. I'm gonna list them off. Okay. Shucks. Rats. Toot is cute. Jeepers. Jeepers. Good gravy. Good.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

These are good girls.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Good gravy.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Good gravy.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Bullsnot.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Oh, I've never heard that one.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

That's good. Red muffin.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

Oh, I should go for a muffin.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

I'm so hungry.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Yeah. That was another one.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

It's funny. Biscuit eater. Call people biscuit eaters. This is giving. Do you remember those trident commercials back in the day where she'd be like, you lint liquor? Yes. This is what it's giving. It's giving that.

SPEAKER_00 29:39

You know what? Word that I love that I don't hear often. And my foreign father, he always says the most odd things. Like instead of like cat got your tongue, he'll be like, cow got your tongue. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Okay, dad. So there's a lot of those.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

But he always just uses like odd words too. And one that I love is numbskull. I like that. Because it's still like hits though. Oh numbskull. Like that's even if someone called me that, I'd be like, wow. Yeah, I would actually be offended if you have feelings for nothing up. Like it's like you are beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Like, I love the word doofus. Doofus. That is not used enough. Doofus. Like what a what a dingleberry. I love Dingleberry. Oh my gosh. This is such a fun. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

So I was dating a foreign man that English, yo, he was he had some um some ways to go. Don't worry, like we were able to communicate, but he didn't understand a lot of words, especially like obviously slang.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

So I don't know, this phase of my life I was always saying Dingleberry, and I would call him a Dingleberry, like as a joke. And he's like, What is that Dingleberry?

SPEAKER_00 30:56

And I was like, Well, what do you think it is? And he was like, Well, I think he started Googling it what he thought it was.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Got the actual definition of a dingleberry.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

No, no, no. He thought it was like a fairy. Oh why is that so wholesome? I know. And the most unwholesome thing. I mean, he wasn't, but so he wasn't. No, no, but you know, that was funny and sweet. Like Dingle Fairy. You know? Yeah. And then, of course, I had to explain it. I typed it out for him. Because I wanted him to read the actual definition. Yeah, he wasn't too pleased that I was calling him that. He thought it was I was calling him something cute and sweet. And just like, oh yeah, but in hindsight, you were right. Yeah. See, always right. Always right. Colin is a good one. See, I can tell the future. Always right. I love that. Yeah. Let's call let's call it a day. Okay. Ladies and gentletons. Episode two in the books. Done. This one was a little bit more. Um I had fun. I had a blast. I had fun too. This one was really fun. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that. Thanks for thanks for hanging. Co-host. No, it was fun. We talked about some good topics. Oh, we didn't introduce ourselves. We didn't, but hey, I'm Gradle. I'm Karen. You already know who we are. You're here. And whenever you say that, it just cracks me up. Listen, you do know who we are. Well, I mean, you do have to know. Like if you are listening to the city. Says Karen and Gretel. Yeah. But I'm Gretel. We can't take ourselves seriously. No. Yeah. Well, thanks for tuning in to episode two, guys. We'll see you again on the third. Next Sunday. On the third.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

Well, for the third episode.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Oh, I was like, we've got a few weeks before this. We'll see you on the third one. We'll see you next time. Yeah.

unknown 32:46

Bye.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Bye. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Yeah. Yeah. So here we are.