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Bryan and Kiah discuss Father's Day Horror!  Holiday Horror that never gets enough attention...until now!  We wanted to have this released either on or before Father's Day, sorry, better late than never!





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SPEAKER_00

All right, welcome back to episode three of Tape Left Running. We are a weekly movie and pop culture podcast. I'm Brian.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know my name.

SPEAKER_00

What your name's Kaya. Oh, that's news. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_03

I'm doing. It's hot. It's really not that hot. I just think we're it's humid.

SPEAKER_00

I was gonna ask you that because you said if it gets over like 85, you're bothered. And I believe we're just hitting that today. It's gotta be 86.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. You're there. I'm not bothered. I just think it's a little. I'm definitely not sitting outside.

SPEAKER_00

And you got a black shirt on.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah. I just came from the gym.

SPEAKER_00

So I'm wearing a white shirt.

SPEAKER_03

It's air conditioned in there.

SPEAKER_00

That's true.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's why we kept the door open, luckily, while we're recording, because I think it would have been a little bit too much without a fan. By by like when an hour's up, I think.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe. So today we're gonna do a happy Father's Day. Um, we wanted to do it based on dad's or set around Father's Day. We wanted to have it out by Father's Day or on Father's Day, but we think we're doing pretty good so far, like hitting hitting our uh, you know, the amount of times we want to record. So it'll be a little bit late, but it was important for us to do this. So we're doing our best dads in horror, basically, right, Kaya?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. And I will apologize in advance. I have like a weird cough going. So if you hear it, I'm not sorry.

SPEAKER_00

You do have a weird cough? I didn't hear anything yet. Not yet. But it's gonna come, you think?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, sometimes I just feel a little tickle. Oh my and it just happens. I think it's allergies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's great. You'll be all right. We'll we'll make it, we'll I don't know, we'll make it work, obviously. Oh, notice uh on the desk, a couple new things. I have what do you think about the butter? It's a fake piece of butter. I keep seeing it at a gas station.

SPEAKER_03

It's a fake piece of butter. People really like those kids love those things.

SPEAKER_00

I bought one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they're popular.

SPEAKER_00

It's a squishy one. That one's a good one because it's shiny. I think it looks like butter. I've seen the other ones where they're like matte. Yeah, a matte finish. That's got a shiny finish.

SPEAKER_03

Butter has a shiny wrapper.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no, I'm saying that looks actually more like butter. Don't you think butter's shiny when it comes out of the rap when it comes out of the wrapper? No, the wrapper is matte. I'm not talking about the wrapper, I'm talking about the butter.

SPEAKER_03

Well, it wouldn't say salted butter though.

SPEAKER_00

I'm done.

SPEAKER_03

All right.

SPEAKER_00

All right, but look, I'm just saying, I think that looks more like butter. I've seen some other ones that are have like whatever you think. Alright. Do you want to start with your first one? Or do you want me to go first?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I'll start.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, go ahead. Get into it.

SPEAKER_03

I'll uh I'll start. All right, we're talking about daddies.

SPEAKER_00

Daddies.

SPEAKER_03

Dads?

SPEAKER_00

We're talking about dads, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Daddy.

SPEAKER_00

That's the name of the movie?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

When have you ever seen a movie like the? I don't know. That's what I was. Alright, anyway. My first movie choice is Talk To Me, 2022. Can you believe that that was that long ago? It doesn't really seem like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, four years. That's a good one. I didn't think you were gonna say that at all.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, was it really four years? Because that's what it says online. I feel like it doesn't feel like it was four years ago.

SPEAKER_00

You're right. It doesn't feel like it was four years ago, but you you probably are right. I mean, 2022 sounds because we saw the second movie that that director did, bring her back. Remember, we saw that in theaters.

SPEAKER_03

True.

SPEAKER_00

And that came out right now.

SPEAKER_03

We saw Talk To Me, though, didn't we?

SPEAKER_00

You know what? To be honest, I don't think we saw that in theaters for some reason.

SPEAKER_03

No, you know what? I don't think we did.

SPEAKER_00

So maybe that's why I think that's like one that like we knew, but it got past us. We were like, um, I don't know, it just got past us.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Well, anyway, talk to me. Could have the year wrong, could not, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00

Um I'll get a fact check for you.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, but I think that first of all, it's a really good movie. If you haven't seen it before, it's a great movie. Um, it's also kind of I think something we haven't really necessarily seen before this. Um, but in terms of talking about the father figure in that movie, um, you're kind of looking at an act of dad, which I feel like either you get or you don't get at all when it comes to horror. I feel like you often see either like, oh, my dad died in a car crash or something. So the dad's like written out completely.

SPEAKER_00

Sure.

SPEAKER_03

Or like the dad is always gone for work.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like it's just like a plot trigger to you know, in the beginning of the movie or something like that. Yeah, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I feel like we don't really see a lot of like active fathers in horror.

SPEAKER_00

You're right. I'll be honest, this list was hard. It wasn't hard to maybe like find stuff because I I cheated, I did my movies, you'll see two of them are just Father's Day. I don't know if they necessarily have good dads or like a good father. I I think we tried to go for like best dads in horror. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

I think that yeah, that was the list.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, baddest daddies in horror. No, that didn't sound bad. What I baddest daddy, I don't know. You ever say something you're like, come back? But uh talk talk to me is super unique. I love the hand thing. It it also has a found footage angle, but they don't overdo it in the movie, you know what I mean? It's played, it's played both ways because they play it from like a uh, you know, from a filmmaking technique, they have you see it just as like a normal movie, I guess if you want to call it that, but then they also have like the found footage because they're going around grabbing this hand and it basically gets them to see a dead person, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's a flash into basically the other side, essentially.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it's uh it's like this dare that they do at these parties, and it's uh which count me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know what party you would ever go to where that's where fun. I yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_00

They do a good job like having it kind of grounded though, because you're like, Yeah, I don't I don't think I'd want to participate in this, but it's almost like that would kind of be what would happen if a kid like just got this weird ass hand and they found out, you know, if like a 16-year-old group of kids talking about they could do that, you know that's like what would happen.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, for sure, yeah. And then like finding out like the different rules and stuff, like you know, they have like their time limits and whatever, but yeah, like going back to the to the dad in the movie, I think you know, you're watching him actively try to reconnect with his daughter to the point where you're kind of you know, like really rooting for this dad. Like he's trying to be very active, and isn't her name Mia, I think trying to be very active in Mia's life, and just you know, like trying to get her back on track after her mom committed suicide. And um, you know, it just it gets to the point where he quite literally tries to help Mia so much and is so present that you know he he loses his life literally to Mia.

SPEAKER_00

Right. Yeah. I mean, um, and and you're right. I I think you had mentioned this to me maybe in passing about this, or maybe did you text it to me yesterday that you're doing Talk to Me?

SPEAKER_01

Maybe. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Before I think I did even now when you just said it, or before we started recording, I was like, that's a that's a great one. Because I really didn't think I don't know, I don't remember you saying that for whatever reason. That's a good one. It really is. And talk to me just to say a little something about the directors. That's the brother team, Danny and I have it right here. Danny and Michael Philippu. They're from Australia. And they're another team like I'm excited about. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Like, yeah, it was really good. It was really good. I think even when I was like doing a little bit of research, Talk To Me is still standing out like 94% or something on Ron TV.

SPEAKER_00

That doesn't surprise me. It's a great, I mean, that's their future film debut. They they were YouTube guys making like weird, I shouldn't say weird, but they were making like horror, like I remember like Mortal Kombat, like fight style videos on YouTube. And then yeah, they got discovered. I think I don't know if they did a short or something, but they got discovered and that's how they got the funding for Talk to Me. I also like I love it when people keep it home, you know, like homegrown. Um, Talk to Me was filmed, I believe, like with all Australian actors, and so is Bringer Back, I think in Australia. I'm not sure if it was filmed in like New Zealand or whatever, but yeah, that I I'm not sure with that one.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, and the shower scene in Talk to Me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of great really good scenes in Talk to Me. I think the only thing we Oh and the table. Yes, and the table. Bring her. Did you like um did you like Talk to Me or Bring Her Back more? Do you remember Talk To Me? Okay, I think I do too.

SPEAKER_03

I liked Bring Her Back. I did like it actually. I don't really have any like really negative notes. I just feel like I enjoyed Talk to Me more.

SPEAKER_00

I agree. I think it kept me on the edge of my seat more. Yeah, bring her back was very interesting though.

SPEAKER_03

It was it was pretty good at being like almost a slow burn where you don't really know where it's going because you're like, okay, this is weird, this lady's weird, but like where's the slowback?

SPEAKER_00

I also didn't like that. She killed whatever. I like I feel like she, I don't know. I I wish he like got her comeuppance a little bit more in the end.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh, and shout out to the dad also being dead and bring her back.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03

That's literally how it starts. So my point exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they either just die off, they yeah, they're definitely heavy on you know, like family, family trauma in their movies for sure. Very, very heavy on it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Great, great number one, Kaya.

SPEAKER_03

Thanks.

SPEAKER_00

Good job.

SPEAKER_03

Thanks. Yeah, I appreciate it. I knew it was coming.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna stop that one halfway through. All right, so we'll do mine. Let's see, what do I want to do for my number or for mine? I'll say all right, I'll go with this one. It's not necessarily a bad, it's not really a good father example in a movie, but it's iconic, and we're gonna go with Jack Nicholson playing Jack Torrenson, The Shining.

SPEAKER_02

I knew it. I knew it was coming.

SPEAKER_00

You knew that was gonna be on my list? Yeah, yeah. I just thought that was a really great one for a dad in horror. Yeah. I mean, he's I mean, for uh a daddy gone baddie. No, that's no, it went again. Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_02

It's not working.

SPEAKER_00

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's not working.

SPEAKER_00

There are I'm dying. I am dying. Okay, so but I I mean, it's just it's it's first of all, The Shining is like such a great horror movie. I can watch that today and just be like, like the camera angles, the the wide shots, the sets, the sets. I mean, it's it's iconic. Jack Nicholson is iconic. Um, it's just he there's so many scenes like him crashing through that door, that thing's I mean, crashing through that uh thing with the axe and yeah, putting his face in the door, and you know, putting his face in here's Johnny. I mean, yeah, that's it's well it's iconic.

SPEAKER_03

People literally still use it in just like day-to-day language now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's been parried in probably that scene as far as like in a scary movie sense, it's not been tried to have been copied and redone so many times just because it's like she said, it's iconic. Um, but yeah, I mean 1977 was the novel, movie 1980. It still holds up today. Um, and he just it's like it's his descent into madness, you know? Right. Um and it another thing is I I love like certain scenes or certain places, like the hotel, it's just such a I don't know, you don't see that nowadays where all these sets are built. Like you really felt like which it did, but like the Overlook Hotel is an actual place. Yeah, it was actual place, it was actual part of the movie. I believe it is. I don't think they because that thing was just so giant and amazing, and like that that's part of what makes the movie amazing for me is that that hotel. It's like a labyrinth.

SPEAKER_03

My favorite hotel in a movie is Budapest.

SPEAKER_00

The Budapest, what is that? The Grand Budapest Hotel. Yeah, yeah. I used to have that movie on Blu-ray, I don't have it anymore. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I just love the the sets in that movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I love like hotel movies for some reason. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03

What other hotel movies are there?

SPEAKER_00

Like Richie Rich. There's a lot of hotel movies like Home Alone 2 takes place in a hotel.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I searched up the Home Alone Penthouse one year because I was like, I don't know, bored. I was just curious. And apparently, like Tommy Hilfiger owns it now, but you can still rent it out for a whopping $38,000 a night.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god. I wonder how much goes to Tommy Hilfiger.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

He owns it, you said it right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm no clue.

SPEAKER_00

$38,000 a night?

SPEAKER_03

Shit is insane.

SPEAKER_00

That is insane.

SPEAKER_03

Well, and it doesn't even look the same anymore. I guess I could see like if if it looked the same and they like did it all up for Christmas and someone with like ungodly amounts of money decided that they wanted to do that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, yeah, like who's gonna do it? A rich actor or something? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Are they really Kim Kardashian?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Kim Kardashian. Who else is gonna do that? Oh my god. Keeping up with the Kardashians. I used to watch that. It's just uh utterly Kim.

SPEAKER_03

There are people dying.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Kim, there are little people dying.

SPEAKER_03

When she loses her earring.

SPEAKER_00

She's uh yeah, I don't know. There's something, there's something else.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, always thankful because like reality TV came from them, and I am an avid 90-day fiance person, but I don't I don't really like the Kardashians.

SPEAKER_00

90-day fiance, that's I've seen like clips, like I've I've gotten into like shorts on YouTube, but I've never I don't think I've ever sat down, like been like part of Oh, I've I've been in it, I've been in it for a long time. Like what's like what do they do? Like, is it it's like they like a guy will get like a girl a lady from overseas or something?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, or vice versa. Or vice versa. Yeah, just from another country. It's basically Americans looking for love and they find people in other countries.

SPEAKER_00

I did see one. Yeah, and this is the one I got involved into on in YouTube too, and it was a short guy, and you Ed. You know who that is. Can you please look it up on your phone right now? I have to confirm this. You don't have your phone on you. Ed, you're such a good podcast host. I don't have mine either. Okay, I did good today. Oh, if you're a laptop, I know.

SPEAKER_03

Literally write the fucking phone.

SPEAKER_00

I know, but I didn't want to, I didn't want to do it, okay? All right, I'll look it up. But um, it is that he's got like black hair and he's very he's very short, and I think he has no neck, he has no neck, and what else? Uh he I remember they he went like to their home and he didn't want to like sleep there. And it was like they pan to this mouse because they're like showering, yeah, and he goes, What is that? And it's like the the camera pans to this this mouse, and it looks like it's like it like literally looks up at the camera, like what's up? Yeah, it is, it's big Ed. Um Edward Allen Brown. Yeah, he just looks like a beach ball, but he's hilarious, and yeah, it was 90 Day Fiance. Oh my god, I just remember watching that. I just thought it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he always dates people that are like way too young for him.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was really bad. He's really is he rich? He wasn't super rich, I think so.

SPEAKER_03

I think he's comfortable. Not sure that he's rich, I'm sure that he's old and just have pensions now. Which I mean, I guess that's rich, you know what I mean? Because like people don't get pensions anymore.

SPEAKER_00

We don't get we don't have we don't have active pensions right now, Kaya.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I have a pension. Do you? I do, I do.

SPEAKER_00

Well, whatever, we won't get into it, but I don't I don't know why you have a pension or how.

SPEAKER_03

Because I have a 20 and out job.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's why. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

If you do like any sort of like you're right, yeah, like that's like a rarity.

SPEAKER_00

I won't say it's a rarity, but that's like the only place it exists. I'm not exaggerating. My dad has like four or five pensions.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, if we could have like those days back.

SPEAKER_00

Please do it.

SPEAKER_03

That like I just I don't know. But yeah, that now that's why people date like 50, 60 year olds, because he's like, I have a guaranteed five thousand dollars a month.

SPEAKER_00

That's so terrible, though. Why? I knew I had a sound bite for that, but uh can't find it. Oh you don't know about me, Kaya.

SPEAKER_03

Where did you you don't know about that?

SPEAKER_00

That's a real one. All right. Um The Shining, I mean, come on. Dad's in horror, bad dad. I mean, what can we say anymore?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

You're up.

SPEAKER_03

All right, my next one. Black phone.

SPEAKER_00

Some recent horror.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, 2021.

SPEAKER_00

Recent horror. That's great. Yeah, I I love the black phone. I put the black phone off for a while for some reason.

SPEAKER_03

I I think we both did, actually.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

We did I didn't for the second one though. The second one I went to go th see in theaters. But um, the black phone is following essentially a family and the son ends up getting kidnapped. The dad in that movie is actually a main character because their mom passes away. Um, but he's a main character for much of the movie in a negative way. Um, he's basically like portrayed at the portrayed as this like grieving alcoholic. And he's basically like kind of like not kind of, he is, I guess emotionally abusive as well as physically abusive. Um and you get to kind of watch him like spiral almost because his son goes missing and they don't know where he is. And you kind of watch him throughout the movie essentially, like I guess kind of make his comeback. Because if you remember, like it starts off and you're like, wow, this guy's a dick. And then like as the movie goes on, you kind of start to feel for him and like what he's feeling, and then like you continue watching it, and then at the end, he actually just kind of like redeems himself by apologizing to the kids.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, you're right. He does do a good job in that movie, and I think he's obviously like tortured by the fact that you know, us as the audience and him as a father realizes he probably wasn't the best dad, you know, that he could be, and then that's why he's trying to come back from that, you know, uh in the latter part of the movie and you know, get his son back, obviously.

SPEAKER_03

Right. And then you watch him, I guess, be like paranoid, which you kind of don't understand, I guess, until like let's say maybe like midway through the movie with Gwen, the daughter, she's having like all of these visions, and she keeps trying to explain to her dad that she's getting like little breadcrumbs of where her brother is, and the dad like progressively just gets like more annoyed because their mom is it does she kill herself, I guess?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what happened to the mom as well.

SPEAKER_03

Well, do you remember the second one? That's why I'm trying not to give it away.

SPEAKER_00

I don't, but I mean I do know what you're talking about because she the daughter definitely inherent like inherits the mom's ability.

SPEAKER_03

Right, and I think the dad was just very paranoid about that because he watched his wife's descent into what he bel he believed was madness.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, he's definitely an abusive alcoholic. I mean, that's not hidden, but then his wife, yeah, his wife died by suicide. I just found it of having a because during you know, a series of disturbing psychic dreams, which everybody just thought she was crazy.

SPEAKER_03

You didn't watch the second one, did you?

SPEAKER_00

I didn't.

SPEAKER_03

Well, watch the second one.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't, I'm terrible, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Because it does give more about the mom.

SPEAKER_00

I remember seeing the trailer for the second one, and I was like pumped because I I don't know, it reminds me of curtains, if anybody's ever seen that. It's like a slasher movie from the 80s, but they have this great, great, I'm so sorry about that noise. That was me with a coffee cup. Um, they have this great ice rink scene where like the slasher is like going after this girl on in like this I don't know, like this like ice rink out in like the forest. And it's like super awesome. I just love that scene. And I don't know, I remember watching the scene or the trailer for the second one. It like takes place in the winter, and I just remember it looked doesn't something happen in like a skate rink or like on ice? That's what I mean. It reminds me so much of that. And I just I always wanted to like know if they if they bit that from curtains because I don't know. To me, it's an iconic slasher scene. But I I really do. I'll see. I'm sorry, I'm disappointing. I haven't seen Blackphone 2.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you should watch it.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think it was something that was like, oh my god, this is I think I was pumped to see it, but maybe and this is a terrible reason not to see it, but I think it got it didn't get like great reviews. Did it not get good reviews?

SPEAKER_03

Or I don't know, actually. I went with my dad. I I actually don't remember if it got like good reviews or not. But is it better going?

SPEAKER_00

Do you think it's better than the first or no?

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, because it's like a completely different vibe, but it like is not a slasher anymore. Like it's not about a real person because he's dead, member in the first one. So it kind of takes on like his ghost. Okay. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like with movies like that, it's like it's great to do a sequel because it got like the first movie got so much hype and it did so well. But it's like, I don't know, you if you're gonna bring it back, it'd be cool, but let's not reinvent, you know, what what made it good the first time.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but then what were they supposed to do? I guess like make him invincible. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I I just feel like the first one he was supernatural anyway. I don't know. Oh, that's right, but No, he wasn't.

SPEAKER_03

He was just smart. He definitely wasn't supernatural though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like they could have had I don't know. I don't know what they would do. I still feel like you have to keep this slasher. Oh never mind, I'm thinking of something else. But um yeah, I mean that's a good one. I like Blackphone. I think that's a unique movie too.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think I like it. I think it I thought it was really good.

SPEAKER_00

Speaking of, let's talk about this because I don't want to forget and talk about it. We just before we started recording. Started talking about another movie that we just realized is 10 years old. What was that, Kaya? Holidays. Holidays. Holidays is like an anthology movie, and it's all based on holidays. And we were just talking about we didn't realize there was a Father's Day segment in there. And well, maybe you remembered. I didn't remember there was a Father's Day segment.

SPEAKER_03

I thought that there was, but I couldn't quite put like my I couldn't remember. That's why I asked you because I was like, I'm not quite sure that it had a Father's Day. See, it does. We looked it up, it does, but yeah, no, it definitely does.

SPEAKER_00

There's actually I have them right here. There's Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, which is I like the Easter one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that one was really creepy.

SPEAKER_00

Wicked creepy. Yeah. Super creepy Easter bunny. Looks not right.

SPEAKER_03

No, at all. At all.

SPEAKER_00

There's um Christmas. Yes. Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, New Year's Eve. But it they're all done by uh different directors. Kevin Smith directed one. Yeah. It's great. They're all really good.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I haven't seen that in so long. I've defined it so I can watch it again. Because I remember it was on Netflix at one point, and I remember turning it on and it was just like, what the fuck am I watching?

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Um, okay, so for my number two, kind of two movies, but both the same basically, the Adams Family, Adams Family Values Dad.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, if he's not the ultimate awesome horror dad, I mean, shout out to Raul Julia. I thought he was great because I don't know. He died of a heart attack when he was like in his 50s. And I was even when I was younger, I remember like, I don't know, maybe watching like Adam's Family or something, and my dad's like, he's uh not around anymore. Like I thought it was weird that he uh I don't know, passed away when I was young. I always found that odd because he was in Street Fighter 2. He played like I remember watching Street Fighter and he played M. Bison. Dude, if you played Street Fighter, you know what I'm talking about. Um, but he played M. Bison in the movie in the live action version. And uh yeah, I don't know. It was just uh he's awesome. He loves his family, he loves Morticia Adams. Um I just love the Addams family. I think it's a great, great movie. The second one's definitely like probably I don't know if it's more well known, but I think it's more widely received. It's just like more Adams family style. They have that amazing camp. I don't know if you ever watched that when you were younger.

SPEAKER_03

I've watched all yeah, I've watched them. I've even watched like the little like like spin-offs, I guess, so to speak, like Wednesday and um cartoons and is that still going on Wednesday? Um I know there was a new season. I don't know if there's going to be another one.

SPEAKER_00

I watched the first season. I feel like unfortunately she's I don't know. I could just I just see them like wrapping that up because I feel like she's too big right now to do like a Wednesday series.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I liked it. I didn't I mean hard take, I guess I didn't really enjoy her as a Wednesday, but it's a hard role. She was okay.

SPEAKER_00

Christina Ricci is also amazing in it. Yeah. When she's younger, yeah. You know what I mean? She like kills that role. I think it's very hard for anybody to to top Christina Reach.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I mean. I think it's really hard to like step into even trying to follow in those footsteps with e any of them, really. Any of the characters, it's hard to also Adam's Family.

SPEAKER_00

Like, I thought they did a good job. Like, there I know there's like cartoons and stuff, and I'm I'm fine with like the Netflix Wednesday adaptation. But another thing is like I unfortunately I can just see them redoing a live action of Adam's Family in a couple years and just probably ruining it. Oh like it to me, it's just one of those movies like don't touch. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, well they keep doing it, so they're gonna keep doing it.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, speaking of, you know what's funny? I wanted to tell you this because I don't even know if you're aware. Guess what's coming out with the sequel? And I'm not sure if it's this year, and I'm actually kind of I don't know. I you you haven't brought it up, but it's practical magic too.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, no, I knew.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, they're coming out with a second one. I I don't know if it's this year or next year.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know how to feel. I'm definitely gonna see it. I don't know how I feel.

SPEAKER_00

You will see it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_00

You'll let us know.

SPEAKER_03

Just like I saw Hocus Pocus 2, and that was ass.

SPEAKER_00

You saw that, yeah. Hocus po I didn't see that one yet. I've been putting it off because I love the first one so much.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, second one.

SPEAKER_00

I just they waited too long. You can't wait that long.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So again, with practical magic, practical magic came out in 1998.

unknown

Right.

SPEAKER_03

That's 27 years ago.

SPEAKER_00

And it barely got it barely felt okay in 1998.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I mean. I don't know why we're doing that again. I'm not really sure. And I'm if I'm not mistaken, I think they didn't ask someone to come back, like one of the Oh, the main cast, maybe? One of the main cast. They didn't ask to come back.

SPEAKER_00

You're right. I I saw a trailer for it, and I know obviously the two main.

SPEAKER_03

Have you seen what Nicole Kidman looks like now?

SPEAKER_00

I haven't seen a good the last thing I seen Nicole Kidman in that I like really paid attention that I can think off the top of my head was the killing of a sacred deer.

SPEAKER_03

And she looked fine in that, but I know why she got like a full, like she got her face done. I think maybe her body done, which like don't get me wrong, like I mean, for her, you know, like I think she has kids, like for having kids and like what like she looks great, it's just the facelift that got me, I guess. Like, I don't know, let yourself age. And she was just in a movie recently that me and Alex watched. It's called like I think like Baby Girl or something like that. And that was a really fucking weird movie. Like, I want to say I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I want to say it was almost like like pretty close to 50 shades of gray, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's right. She dates a younger person in the movie, right? Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. I yeah, I mean, I see a lot of that in Hollywood. It's like I get like, you know, if you're you know, you're an actress and you want to look great, sure. Like I, you know, whatever. But it's like I feel like some of them kind of just mess with her face too much. Like, and you and then you see some people that don't really have any plastic surgery and they like they age gracefully. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

And that's what happens is your body gets older. But I also think it just portrays like a terrible message for like little girls that are like growing up because now we see everybody with like and again, like if you're you know self-conscious and you feel like you need to get your lips done, your ass done, your boobs done, whatever, have at it. But I just feel like we're we're seeing a lot of that. So then like these like younger girls grow up and they're like, Oh, well, if I don't look like this, right? Well, they don't even look like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's it's not like a it's not a good thing to have, yeah. No, I get that for little kids especially to look up to. Definitely not. Um, by the way, Evan Rachel Wood is the who played Sally's eldest daughter, Kylie, in the original. Oh, okay. They did not ask her to come back. Oh, well I don't know why, but I mean she's not whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, would anybody really know what she looks like as an adult?

SPEAKER_00

I doubt it. I mean, uh if you're I'm sure if you're a true, like uh you know, super fan of the movie, you will, but you know, no, I don't think anybody's gonna recognize that at all, Kaya. Well, at all.

SPEAKER_03

All right, going into my third.

SPEAKER_00

Is this your third?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_00

All right, go ahead. Right, go ahead. On three. One, two, go. Shut the fuck up. All right. Oh. I think that was the first F-bomb of the episode, really. Yeah, I feel like we haven't. Are we being too tight this episode, Kaya?

SPEAKER_03

No, I think I'm just tired from the heat.

SPEAKER_00

Is that it? The heat? Wintertime will be.

SPEAKER_03

No, and I'm also like, I feel like because my allergies have been messing with me and stuff, I think my body's like tired.

SPEAKER_00

You'll be alright, I know. You've been busy.

SPEAKER_03

And I just did 45 minutes on the Saremaster.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_03

And I walked.

SPEAKER_00

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_03

And then I did yoga.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Excuses. Excuses. No, I'm just kidding. But I mean, I know you're tired. You know what'll be a good time, Kaya? You're done with a lot of busy stuff, kinda right now. Maybe not, but your school's over. Why are you giving me that face? You look like something just happened to your nostrils. Whatever. Maybe you'll have all right. Kai just reached over. You're lucky you didn't get your hand smacked. No, I'm just kidding. All right.

SPEAKER_03

All right. My third is kind of a weird one because it's really not like a you know, I actually would say like he's a good father figure, but my third one is Orphan.

SPEAKER_00

Orphan. Oh, yeah. For some reason I drew a blank. Come on. Oh my god, I love Orphan.

SPEAKER_03

Get it together. 2009. Yes. Orphan.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um, I don't know. I feel like the dad in there, you kind of just see like this weird this weird struggle. Like he is like a really good dad. And I think like given all the circumstances, you know, they have a a deaf child. And you know, they've been trying to get pregnant and it's not working, so they finally, you know, decide to adopt. And I don't know, I think you kind of also just get to see like the progression of like him dealing with all of the stress and all of these like new changes that are going on for him. Like if you like recall, like in the first part of the movie, he's great, like he's super active. He like wants to hang out with the kids all the time, like whatever. And then he just kind of like starts drinking, kind of like pulls back from his family. But at the end though, he does kind of like come back around and he's like trying to help his family.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Orphan's really good.

SPEAKER_03

Um great twist.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's a super great twist. Yeah, I don't think it gets a lot of it doesn't get enough credit because I actually liked Orphan.

SPEAKER_03

I did too.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I mean? Like, I never I think people like look back on it now and it's they're like, you know, like I just feel like it doesn't get like they don't take it seriously as like a horror film, but it it maybe because the sequel wasn't that like super well received. I didn't I didn't watch and that's one of that's one of the ones that if you're gonna do a sequel, like it should have been like a year or two after. But like I'm pretty sure it's like 20, you'd have to look it up. But 2009, I definitely didn't watch this. Original 2014, let's see. I think it's how's this? We'll say 2014. Let's see if I'm right.

SPEAKER_02

Sequel.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna have it before you. Oh, 2022. My god.

SPEAKER_03

Holy shit. Why does 2022 seem like a blur?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Because it was after COVID, wasn't it? Right after COVID. I don't know. 2022 was a weird year. I feel it was like the first year back from COVID. So everybody was just like, wasn't that because like 2021 was COVID?

SPEAKER_03

True. So maybe they're just bored.

SPEAKER_00

Or they didn't have a lot of stuff ready to go. I don't know. It's called Orphan First Kill. It's supposed to be like a prequel. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Not a fan.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I definitely like the original. I thought it was super well done. I love the neon lighting that they do throughout the movie.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. The drawings.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the drawings. Vera Farmiga's in it, horror royalty. Yep. Shout out.

SPEAKER_03

Love her.

SPEAKER_00

Insidious and you know, conjuring. Conjuring. Come on. I know. Give her her flowers. I've tried, I was drawing a blank for some reason.

SPEAKER_03

Um, also, did you see that there's like a true crime case that's kind of like very similar to Orphan? I think the girl's name is like Nadia something.

SPEAKER_00

Did they do a Netflix documentary on this? Or something. They did something like that. Some sort of documentary.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know about Netflix.

SPEAKER_00

But no, I think you're right. You're right. There's a show, not a documentary. There's an actual show, and it's got some good people, and I just forgot that.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, it's like it's real.

SPEAKER_00

It's real.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like it's a real case.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. You're you're I you're I think we're both right though, because I think there also is a show.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I think there is on Netflix, maybe.

SPEAKER_00

But it's like maybe not exactly like this.

SPEAKER_03

Like it's like weird, like well, because I think it's based on the true crime case.

SPEAKER_00

You're you're I think you're right. Yeah, I think that is based on a true crime case.

SPEAKER_03

Well, it's funny though, because people don't really know the theory to the whole true crime case anyway. They don't actually know if this girl is really an adult or not an adult. I think she's personally an adult. I think she's just really good at like whatever she does.

SPEAKER_00

I remember I didn't watch the show, but I remember seeing like the little girl who or whoever the heck played it, but I don't know if it was like digitally enhanced, but she looked creepy. They do a good job of making her seem like I don't know, like that's why I think Orphan did a good job. Yeah, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

I thought it was really good.

SPEAKER_00

Because like, I don't know. I didn't see that coming at the end that she's like an adult, a three-year-old adult.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, no. You don't see that, or she's like trying to seduce the dad and like yeah, that's a ugly that gets nasty. And her teeth.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_03

She uh her teeth and her little um chokers that she wears.

SPEAKER_00

Why did she oh yeah, because she had a scar, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, because she's nuts.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, she's absolutely nuts. All right, my number three, Kaya. Um, I know you haven't seen this. I wish you had seen this movie. This is a movie I would show at a party.

SPEAKER_03

Um, it's literally called Everyone would come to your party.

SPEAKER_00

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

People will come to my party because you want to know why, Kaya? Because I would have stuff like this go on out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_03

And stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00

No, I think they'd be like, damn, sound effects. We got mad sound effects. I did get a couple more.

SPEAKER_03

Why do you skip all of them? I always wonder like what is the other ones?

SPEAKER_00

They're secrets.

unknown

No, they're not.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you mean like why do I go through like this? Because some of them don't like like right here, these are like effects. Like, I guess you can make your voice sound different.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, what is it?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if they work. Like, I tried doing it once on like a recording and then I played it back through and it didn't sound right. We'll try it. I'll I don't care. This is supposed to be a box to the voice. So, like, hopefully it sounds like that when I edit it, but like it didn't sound like that when I did it last time.

SPEAKER_03

Interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, and there's a hold on. Um, oh, there's a robot one. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02

Open in the tape left running podcast. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Shut the fuck up, Kaya. You're annoying me. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, yeah, there's a well, I'm just trying to show you all of them.

SPEAKER_03

All right, what's your movie?

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so it's literally I actually brought the Blu-ray just so I can show you that this movie really exists. Okay. Okay, so it's called Father's Day. Okay. And it's literally from 2011, and it's like a slasher movie. Okay. And I'm pretty sure the story goes. Correct me if I'm wrong. I could be wrong, but it's basically a guy.

SPEAKER_03

Correct me if I'm wrong, never seen it. No, I'll look it up for you.

SPEAKER_00

Well, look, well, because I it's called Father's Day, and it's uh 2011, and it's a slasher film, and the guy's name is Chris Fuckman, and he goes around and he kills fathers. And it's it's it's a real movie. And again, I'm actually sad for you that you haven't seen it. I'm also sad for you that what I'm uh you haven't, it's a okay, it's made by this group, and they're like this cinema group, and it's called they're called Astron 6. Yeah. And they're out, yeah, and they're out of Canada, and it's like a group of like five or six of them.

SPEAKER_03

You really like the Canadians, eh?

SPEAKER_00

I do like Canadians. Canadians do really good horror.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you do like them.

SPEAKER_00

I I mean it's they really do, and you have to give them their flowers because they are a separate country.

SPEAKER_03

Universal Help. Sorry. Oh yeah, you're right. Chris Chris Fuckman.

SPEAKER_00

Chris Fuckman, and he goes around and he kills he kills dads. Um, and then there's this game, this game, this guy named Ahab, and uh, he's uh revenge crazed deranged psychopath hero fresh out of prison.

SPEAKER_03

Um, shockingly, this has a 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

SPEAKER_00

This movie is uh awesome. I love I don't care what anybody thinks. I love this movie.

SPEAKER_03

And these guys are also on Tubi for free. So if anyone wants to watch it, it's free on Tube.

SPEAKER_00

Please watch Father's Day from 2011. Watch Chris Fuckman. It's insane. It is such a crazy movie that, but these guys like if you like DIY do-it-yourself filmmaking, you'll love these guys. They're they're brilliant. The the guy that's attached to all of them is Steven Kosanski. He's like writer, director, producer, but like there's like five or six of them, and like some of them act, some of them produce, some of them, but like Steven basically is attached to every single piece of work that they do. He's like the main director. But they've done The Void. Have you seen The Void?

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

That's a Astron 6 production.

SPEAKER_03

This movie is kind of giving me like the same vibe as um House of a Thousand Corpses. Okay, I mean it's like the vibe, not like the actual like story, but like the pictures I'm looking at of the movie.

SPEAKER_00

It like gives me that it's like white trash, redneck, crazy, like that. It's it's it's maybe not, I think House of Thousand Corpses is probably even played a little bit more seriously than Father's Day.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Father's Father's Day is like absolutely ridiculous, but the special effects are amazing, and it's dude, it's such a fun movie. Like, if I had to make a top 10 list, I was thinking about this. Father's Day would probably be in there. Of like most most no, no, no, not of all horror movies. Don't give me yourself. No, of like party movies, like a movie I would want to show. Like if I was in a film club, movie club, maybe not my first choice. Like just met these people. Yeah, if I was like, yeah, for a few months, I'd be like, all right, guys, I'm gonna we're gonna play Father's Day. We're gonna do Father's Day.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's I mean, it's it I want. I mean, have you seen um I'm trying to think of another one you would have seen by them? You've seen The Void, right? Yeah. What did you think of that?

SPEAKER_03

I thought it was pretty good. I don't really like anything about like aliens. It wasn't an alien, that's what it felt like yeah, monsters. Same shit up to another dimension. Oh my god, fucking space versus another dimension.

SPEAKER_00

Save me. You're okay. There's a lot of stuff going on.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, horror sci-fi, exactly my point. I don't like sci-fi like that.

SPEAKER_00

All right, all right. It is a little sci-fi-ish at the end. It's god, it hits a lot of genres.

SPEAKER_03

It was Steven Kost.

SPEAKER_00

Steven Kostan Kostansky. I think that's how you say it. Kostansky. But he's he's the guy behind like Alder films, pretty much.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, VHS 94.

SPEAKER_00

You they probably they did a segment on it. They did, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

The Void.

SPEAKER_03

ABCs of Death.

SPEAKER_00

AB yes, they did ABCs of Death.

SPEAKER_03

They did um Okay, so I've definitely heard of them.

SPEAKER_00

Manborg.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I don't think I've seen that.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, Psycho Glorman? No. You haven't seen PG Psycho Glorman?

SPEAKER_03

No, I do see it on here though, but I haven't seen that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's them too. But they're awesome.

SPEAKER_03

92%.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

More more sci-fi.

SPEAKER_00

They're they're amazing.

SPEAKER_03

More sci-fi.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like when I found them, I was like jack hot. Like they're right up my alley, everything they do. Oh, Kaya's got a second win. Look at her. Pumped up, moving her arms.

SPEAKER_03

I can only move my arms. There we go. I went rock climbing this week.

SPEAKER_00

How did that go? Um, you want to talk about it?

SPEAKER_03

No, I thought about it because I raised my arms and my forearms are really sore. Yeah, sore. I liked it. I had a good time. I'm gonna go again.

SPEAKER_00

You went with your brother, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yep. And now this week I'm gonna go with my dad and my brother.

SPEAKER_00

That sounds like it would be fun.

SPEAKER_03

It is fun.

SPEAKER_00

All BS aside, I would I would do that 100%.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I had a good time.

SPEAKER_00

Why don't we bring up uh real quick while we're on the uh extracurricular uh sporting, why don't we bring up something that I've been trying to get into? And uh it seems like I've been kind of getting uh blocked. They don't want they don't want me to do it. Kyle, what is it? What have I been trying to do?

SPEAKER_03

Um, what's that called? Splunking.

SPEAKER_00

Splunking. I want to do some horizontal cave splunking. It's very hard to get into.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_00

Um they got a bunch of you know charters, but a lot of them are school, like you know, I don't know, you gotta be a part of just yeah, they're they're hard to get into. Okay, and it's I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I don't even know why you have the desire to do that.

SPEAKER_00

Because I watched YouTube videos and people getting fucking stuck. That's how it started, but it's it's more so like you can't do it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Remember that movie that was about the people that like dove underwater and there was like a house.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. I thought I was trying to think.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, I I don't know why that just no.

SPEAKER_00

I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

Damn it. I'm not I know don't start getting movie about people my grandma would say people diving and no, I know.

SPEAKER_00

There's a house and they fucking go. I haven't seen it. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

You haven't seen it?

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta tell me the name The Deep House.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. It's by uh French filmmakers, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

You should watch it. Yeah, it's a French lake.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it is. I know I know who directs it.

SPEAKER_03

I think they did uh Alexandre Bustillo.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they did Inside. If you haven't seen the French I feel like you want a bad joke right now. Um I'm not falling for it. Um no, the they did um they did Inside.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Julian Mori and Alexandria, Alexandria Bustillo.

SPEAKER_03

Bustill.

SPEAKER_00

Bustillo, right? They yes, they did Among the Living, Livid, which is a vampire film, and they did Inside from 2007. If you've never seen Inside from 2007, it is arly amazing. It's a French film.

SPEAKER_03

I think you would like the Deep House. You should watch it.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I'm sure I will. I love everything those guys do.

SPEAKER_03

So watch it.

SPEAKER_00

I will.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know why the why the heck you didn't.

SPEAKER_00

It's from a few years ago. I'll watch it. I'm I'm I'll put it on my list. I gotta watch that. And they have a new one called Soul Eater, which I think I have on board. Blu-ray, I just haven't watched it.

SPEAKER_03

Who just went? You just went.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, are you falling asleep over there? Oh, I heard you cough earlier. I didn't want to say anything.

SPEAKER_03

Um I can't help it.

SPEAKER_00

I was the last one who went. Yes, you're up. This is your two. That didn't do anything. That did ducking. I don't know what that does.

SPEAKER_03

I think it really do it again.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't do anything.

SPEAKER_03

Is it a voice one?

SPEAKER_00

No. No, it's not. It does something something technical. I just don't know what it does.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. My last one, A Quiet Place.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's right. You had four, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I had four.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'll do four. That's fine.

SPEAKER_03

Um we're looking at Jim from the office.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

He'll never get away from that rule.

SPEAKER_00

No, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_03

No, I think he did a really good job in that movie though. Like a great, great job. And did he not direct it?

SPEAKER_00

I was just gonna say he also directed it and wrote it, I believe. Yeah. At least the first one.

SPEAKER_03

That I did know. But I think it's a really good example of you know, he's taking like this really like terrible situation and turning it into basically like a moment with his his kids. He's teaching them survival, he's teaching them how to survive. Um, I guess that sometimes can uh come across as like maybe a little harsh toward them and like teaching these teaching them these skills, but I think it's all in the name of like survival, and I think it's just a really good depiction of a dad.

SPEAKER_00

No, I agree too. He's and I I mean he definitely wrote it from like a place of uh thinking of his kids, you know what I mean? And he's uh his real life wife, you know, is obviously in the movie with him. So um, you know, they it's I think it's it comes from like a a genuine place, and he does you're right, he does a great job in that film of you know surviving with his kids, and that's what it's about. It's about survival, right? You know, and because you have to be quiet. There's been three of those movies out. They just came out with a third one, I think.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I went I watched it.

SPEAKER_00

Good for him. I'd like to see him do more horror.

SPEAKER_03

Same quiet place. Take it away from a quiet place and do something else.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I like a quiet place. I can't say like I know a lot of people are like super fans of quiet place. No, I'm not I I'm not in that camp, and I love um You're not in any camp because you weren't even invited to spunking, so uh that's you know that's a hard subject because you know how hard I've tried to get into that and they've they've blackballed me from every blackballed you.

SPEAKER_03

Blackballed me from every saying, I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_00

They do like blackball. He was blackballed from the industry.

SPEAKER_03

Blacklisted?

SPEAKER_00

Blacklisted from the industry.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think black balls is a thing.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if I said black balls, Kai. I think now you're trying to turn into something it wasn't. You know what I meant.

SPEAKER_03

Daddy's black balls. That's that I'm done.

SPEAKER_00

I'm done with this. I'm done.

SPEAKER_03

I can see that you're scrolling through your thing.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not scrolling through my thing. I wasn't gonna do a sound effect. I promise I was gonna have one pre-ready for next time you're inappropriate, but promise I wasn't gonna do one.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, a quiet place. I feel like that's that's my my last one that I wrote down. I did write down another one, but I'm not gonna talk about it until I re-watch it because I don't remember it enough.

SPEAKER_00

It it um can you not gonna say what it is? No. You don't even say what it is?

SPEAKER_03

No, it's the lodge. Not ready to talk about it.

SPEAKER_00

That is it though, but I don't want to mess with Kaya. Um that was a good one though. That the Lodge is good.

SPEAKER_03

It was, and I remember it being good. It just for the life of me, I'm like, I can't remember all the details, so I want to rewatch it.

SPEAKER_00

It's uh bleak. I remember that much. It's a very bleak movie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um okay. My I will say I this definitely isn't number one by any means, but um, if anybody's ever seen 1982 Creep Show, there's a segment called Father's Day, and it's utterly unfortunate. Creep Show, it's an anthology film. Maybe look it up from 1982, and there's a segment literally called Father's Day. Um, definitely again, I think uh not a good dad, but um you know, awesome segment. Awesome, awesome slasher segment.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Amazing lighting. Um it's a great, it's just really great. It's it's hilarious. I know there are like dads in horror films.

SPEAKER_03

I'm trying to think of like I didn't know Stephen King was a part of this. Yeah, because he it's based on Have you seen like all those memes about Stephen King being on Coke? Booger Sugar.

SPEAKER_00

No, is it because like well, because I know like early in his career they said he like did a lot of coke and drank. That's why if you've ever seen like the famous like Joe Rogan thing, Joe Rogan's like, yeah, remember, like uh, you know, his books are way better when he used to basically you know being coke and drinking. That's what like the Which I don't know if I'm on I mean I think he's had some really iconic things early in his career and they were made into these iconic big movies, but I I think to say he didn't do anything great when he stopped drinking or doing drugs a little much.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I even just saw um The Long Walk and I thought that was really good.

SPEAKER_00

The Long Walk I read um because it's a short story in one of his books, and I love that. I love the long walk.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I thought it was really good. I just watched the movie like I don't know, was it last year maybe? But I thought it was good.

SPEAKER_00

We saw that or I saw that in theaters, the trailer for it, and I remember seeing the trailer and and being like, man, I want to see that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I watched it at home.

SPEAKER_00

And you liked it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I did actually, I enjoyed it. I thought it was like a really like I I think it was like a really good depiction at like what our world could actually become.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I think it's creepy too, because it I how many are there? Like a hundred people, and don't they just they walk? I've heard I'm trying to remember. I read like 10.

SPEAKER_03

They keep walking basically, but it's like run by like essentially like I guess what like this militia sort of they follow them, right? Yeah, and like you would think like oh okay, like if it just doesn't work, like they just drop off, but no, they like kill them.

SPEAKER_00

Can and you can't stop? No, don't you get like three breaks or something? You get a warning, a warning or three warnings.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's not a break. You literally like you can't drop below a certain pace.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you have to hit like uh what is it like a mile every hour? Or is it a mile it's it's something a mile an hour if you're walking so slow?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I mean But basically you're like rucking, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right. They're not okay. You're right. Maybe a mile an hour is a little yeah, slow. But yeah, they're not they're but they're not jogging, but you're right, they're not walking.

SPEAKER_03

No, I think it's like three miles an hour.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

They can't drop below that makes sense, or something like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And like, but they're walking like basically you don't know how long you're walking because it's until the last person is done.

SPEAKER_00

I used to have to run three miles under 24 minutes.

SPEAKER_03

That's a good job. I can run about karate. Oh yeah, I can run about three miles in 28 minutes. Slow as fuck.

SPEAKER_00

You don't you couldn't do it in 24, you don't think?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if I really train for it. I mean 28 really isn't that bad.

SPEAKER_00

No, I didn't say it was. I was just thinking because it's so close to what I had to do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I I remember the first time doing it, I think, when I was like little, I puked the first time and I I was a little over and it like made me mad. And I after that, I that's why I hate running. It's a I mean, running's brutal.

SPEAKER_03

It can be the most, like, I don't know, like takes a lot out of you. Good for the people that do it. Honestly, if you're listening and you run, I mean I run, but I run because I have to. I don't run because I enjoy it. I don't know who the fuck wakes up in the morning is like like the runner's high. Oh my who who gets one? I've never had that. I I get runner's regret. I'm like through I want to go home, so I start running faster.

SPEAKER_00

Runner's regret. That's amazing. Yeah, I I mean, I guess I get like because I've been on like I've been on, you know, like a four or five mile run, and I get like maybe once you're like in the zone and you're like, but it's it's more so like a thing of like wanting to complete it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, well, yeah, it's like, oh, okay, I I've accepted that I'm torturing myself, right? And it's it's not I'm having fun and I feel great.

SPEAKER_00

Or it's like a workout, like it's like I want to do this, like even workout, like I I've always worked out, but I hate workout culture. Like I remember working out with my one friend, and it's just this is like not like a like a situation. I just always remember, like I remember working, and I always work out by myself, but me and him went to the gym, and like we like we were like super young. We like walked outside, and he's like, Take your shirt off, man. We just both got a pump. And I just remember thinking, like, no, that's so gay. Like, no, like I don't want to like sh I just hate work.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, like just have been like, Yeah, you want to rub nipples?

SPEAKER_00

No, no, I'm not, I'm not doing that. I don't know. What is that?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I got another cool one.

SPEAKER_00

Ready? Yeah, this victory.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. Mortal Kombat. One time I was like the only sober person.

SPEAKER_00

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

I was the only sober person.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm serious.

SPEAKER_03

I was the only sober person at a party and I was whooping their ass in Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, really? Everybody is playing Mortal Kombat? Yeah, and because everybody was drunk.

SPEAKER_03

I'm usually like pretty good at it anyway, but like because everybody was drunk and I was sober, I was just I was taking money. I was whooping people's asses.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. How long ago was this?

SPEAKER_03

I don't I had to bend this was like in my chronicles of when I would just like do stuff.

SPEAKER_00

So my chronicles?

SPEAKER_03

So I would say like probably like 2021.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Yeah. So yeah. That's funny though. My god. Whooping people's. I'm pretty good at Mortal Kombat. I'm like a 10-year-old that got like their first video game system. I I only play two games. I play Mortal Kombat, and then now I'm waiting for Grand Theft Auto, which comes out in November. And I'll get that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, my brother likes um.

SPEAKER_00

We'll be talking about that.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I won't.

SPEAKER_00

I I will, Kaya. Stupid! That was well timed. That was a good job reaching over here.

SPEAKER_03

I don't even know what I'm pressing. I'm just pressing.

SPEAKER_00

I know you are too.

SPEAKER_03

But they happen to be working.

SPEAKER_00

They do happen to be, yeah. Except whatever the press, the how you press that was ducking. I forgot what it does. It does something. I thought it like reroutes something.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no. I hope not.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what it does, I forgot. But I'll have to look it up.

SPEAKER_03

Hopefully, nothing serious.

SPEAKER_00

Let's look it up. What does ducking do? Oh, I wanted to tell you something.

SPEAKER_03

Because I definitely pressed it.

SPEAKER_00

Blair Witch is coming out with a new one.

SPEAKER_03

Did I not send that to you?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, I saved it to send it to you.

SPEAKER_00

I've been waiting all I've been waiting all week to tell you this episode.

SPEAKER_03

I was about to send it to you because I was like, oh my god, I gotta send that to Brian because it's just saw like the small snippet of like the font, and I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_00

That's all I saw. Blair Witch. I didn't look heavily into it, but that's all I saw. I saw Blair Witch.

SPEAKER_03

I can't believe I didn't send it to you. I thought I sent it to you.

SPEAKER_00

And I remember it was September because that's all I saw. It was like a gray poster and it said I hope we get some good horror. I don't give a I don't care what anybody says. I love Blair Witch. I love the original one. I remember being a little kid.

SPEAKER_03

I like the remake, too.

SPEAKER_00

And we all same. And first Adam Wingard did the remake, and Adam Wingard is a legend. I love Adam Wingard. I've been a fan of him since homesick. So I mean, which is literally right here underneath Father's Day. But um, yeah, 9 September 24th, 2027, I will be there for sure. And I hope they do a good job because I love the original. I was like a little kid, and I remember going over to my friend's house, and we watched it on DVD, and it scared the shit out of me. We used to drive our bikes, and I remember there's this little passage that we used to have to cross through in between these neighborhoods, and we call it the Blair Witch Ditch. And uh yeah, I didn't like the second one.

SPEAKER_03

I remember going to see the the most recent one. What was that? Like had to have been like 2014 or something.

SPEAKER_00

There's only three of them.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, so maybe it was the one before the most recent one.

SPEAKER_00

No, you're no, that's because that's it. There's what I thought The Blair Witch, the original. There's a Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows, which is like not a lot of people like. And then I believe there's just the Yeah, it's like a sequel. It's it's just entitled The Blair Witch. In fact, I remember this when he was when Adam Wigard was directing it. Um he called it something else. It was called The Woods because they didn't want to give it away that it was a Blair Witch movie. So then, like two months before they released it, they were like, Nope, it's called The Blair Witch. We lied.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I remember it was like a viral marketing thing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

2016.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, yep, because I remember going to see that and I went to see it with my cousin. And now I even still like quote it to this day, but he doesn't really watch horror movies. And I remember like going to see it with him, and he kept like covering his eyes. And then in one of the parts, you know, like at the end where like the whole escalation, they like go into the house and like yeah, whatever. And he he literally leans over and he goes, I'm shaking in my boots. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

They do. Um, I I did like that. They do the the I I like that one. I'm not gonna lie, I think they did a great job.

SPEAKER_03

I liked it too.

SPEAKER_00

And doesn't the girl get something in her foot or something? I don't know, it's just a great job. The tents go up. It's a good job.

SPEAKER_03

Arms are up again. Uh my god.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Well, hey, that's uh I think that's gonna be it. That's a wrap for episode number three. Thanks. We'll be back next week.

SPEAKER_03

Tree.

SPEAKER_00

Will we be back next week, Kaya? Yeah, yeah, we'll be back next week. Number four, I don't know what we're gonna do yet. We'll figure it out. I have some I'll let you pick, and you can tell me which one you want to do.

SPEAKER_03

He has two brain cells, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

One for this, and then I keep one set aside for work so I can get through that. He barely has barely. I barely get away with that. How about that theme music, Kaya? How about that on our last episode? What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_03

I like it. I feel like it's long. Kaya, it's not long. It's I don't know why I feel like seconds. I don't know why I feel like that, but also again, like I don't know because I don't watch many podcasts. Well, I do, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I believe I'm I introduced the podcast by the 30-second mark. So the theme music I think is like 26 minutes.

SPEAKER_03

I love the theme music.

SPEAKER_00

And then how long should it be?

SPEAKER_03

I feel like 15 seconds, and then fades out into the opening. People have short attention spans, Brian. It's 2026. I don't even have an attention span.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna do short form content when we start filming, Kai, but you can't. This is long form. People are gonna appreciate this. All right. Kai's hitting the microphone with her head. I don't know what's going on now. But um, yeah, I mean, I get it. Yeah, I don't want to have people listening to a song for five seconds. That's what you just did, you dumbass bitch. That's what you just hit. Um, but yeah, I mean, I I I get I took your your your um what's it called? Your thoughts were were duly noted because I did shorten it and it, but I think Ryan wants you to preview his whole mixtape before the podcast. I'm not doing a I'm not doing a mixtape. I used to I used to actually have a freestyle. Oh Jesus save me. Pete Peterson pissed on a pack of penguins. No, no, and uh I used to I used to go, it was actually really funny, but um, yeah, I can't do it anymore. They used to I'm I growing up where I'm a yeah, growing up where I grew up in the suburbs, you don't know what's gonna happen. It's uh it's rough. And I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that you know, I don't know. I don't want to talk about it, I'm not gonna get into it.

SPEAKER_03

He's got PTSD.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, from growing up in the suburbs.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, from going to a school that's real computers.

SPEAKER_00

You know, I don't like I feel like you're making fun of my plight. You ever seen somebody publicly litter when they're walking down the sidewalk and just not care, not pick it up? I had to see that when I was younger. Now I'm whatever, we're gonna end this podcast.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, thanks for coming. It's time for us to go.

SPEAKER_00

It's time for us to go. All right. That's not my favorite, I don't think.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

The the new one's a little sexual, though.

SPEAKER_03

It's it is a little sexual.

SPEAKER_00

Little little much, maybe.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

All right, we'll be back next week. All right, thank you so much. Kaya, I gotta get over to the spot where I stopped recording. All right, so keep talking for a second. No, you can say bye. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

Bye bye.