Janeisha THINKS She's Above Baddies? | Baddies USA Pt 1 Recap

Hey Petty Posse! On this episode I do a quick recap of the first part of the Baddies USA Reunion Part ONE. This episode was indeed not needed. Lack luster and full of drunk baddies. Also, how is Scotty ruining the Baddies brand? 

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Okay, so now DTB comes out and she looks freaking amazing. I mean, let's be real. Whoever designed her outfit, she looks like a Marvel character. She literally looks like someone you would pick off of Mortal Kombat. You know what I mean? And like her secret power is like hitting you with the stripper pole. You know what I'm saying? She looks fucking great. And the make baddies great again, Cape Marketing Genius. Hello?

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Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode of the Petty Headquarters. I'm your one and only host today, Jesse Strange. And today we're gonna be talking about the Baddies USA Reunion Chapter 1, Part 1. Very excited. But if you guys are new, hello, welcome. We are the Petty Headquarters. This episode specifically is a little different because I'm hosting by myself. We cover things like reality TV, pop culture, internet culture, and baddies. So if you're new, welcome. For those of you coming back, welcome back, Petty Posse. We love you, we see you. So I'm not gonna lie, I just shot this whole episode and the audio got messed up. So I'm shooting it again. So give me grace, hit the thumbs up button, show some love because you know the PHQ is not the same without my co-host. So I gotta keep y'all entertained. So we're just gonna get right into this week's dose of mess. I know everybody's been talking about it. The reunion was lackluster. Come on, let's be real. That shit was trash. We could have definitely done without part one, but here we are watching it, her usual. And you know, we get the usual shit, right? You have the B-roll of the girls coming in. Uh you have Suki Hana who's pregnant. Okay, shout out to Suki Hana. She's pregnant, can't take her fades, can't take her fades for the bear mace. Can't take her fades, but it's all good, you know. I wonder if anybody's gonna try sapphire. Who knows? We'll see. Uh the girls come in and it's the same old shit. You got the host who returned once again. It's Saucy Santana, Janisha, Bobby Lights. Then you have a little bit of a recap with Scotty and Roley, and Roley tells Scotty how she wants to address Natalie. You know, Scotty looking good in her blue fuzzy outfit. Uh, then we cut to Natalie Nunn performing with that rapper, Compton A. V, I think that's his name, which it seems like it's gonna be a thing now. We're always gonna see this performance. I'm not gonna lie to you though, I did hit the little skip button because I don't got time for the performance, girl. I really don't. So the first person they call out is Natalie, which I find quite interesting because since when does Natalie get called out first? I guess she has learned from the other reunions that she should be the one to come out first because if she wants to leave, she could just leave and she did her job, which is lit. You know, I think it's the smartest thing. Not only is she already out, but then she can be prepared. You know what I mean? Whenever someone comes out, she can always be prepared, which you see throughout the entire episode. How her drunk ass, her and DTB are drunk as shit. They're so drunk that that they can barely have like any type of coherent conversation. It's like, I mean, DTB goes on a whole tangent on how Natalie is the reason why we love her because she gave her the platform for us to see her so that DTB can be loved as much as she is, which I find quite interesting. Um, but you know what they say a little bit of liquor can bring out the truth. So I guess that's how she feels. I don't know, but DTB can barely speak because I know at some point she even fell asleep in the background where you see production tap her, they wake her ass up and they're like, uh, excuse me, let's go to the back. Drink some water. You had too many shots, DTB. You and Natalie, because Natalie came out hot. Like, oh, I'm excited. I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut no more. I'm gonna keep it real. And then when it was time to keep it real, she played stupid. I mean, it's a good old classic Natalie nun. She's here for your entertainment, but she can't spill the tea. You know why she can't spill the tea? Is that did you just say it? Right, exactly. She can't spill the tea because if she spills their tea, that means her tea's getting spilled too because she's also as messy as all of these people at Zeus. Let's be real. Let's be real. And I and I find it funny because I just want to know, like, you know what I mean? Like, I hate the whole dancing around what we all know. Like, when she asks, when when Janisha asks Natalie about Scotty, she starts laughing. And I'm talking about laughing at Scotty. It's laughing, like straight up just hysterical laughing. And and and it's like, wow. I feel like we all felt the way Natalie felt when we, you know what I mean, when she started laughing. But you know, whatever. There was something interesting that happened where Saucy Santana, well, let's take it back for a second, because before the reunion, right, Anna Mac had gone online and basically posted on Instagram something along the lines of how Scotty became the main girl, but Scotty was the third trooper, basically, basically insinuating that Janisha and Lemmy were basically swinging. They had, you know, three sums with Scotty, and then Scotty became the main sum. You know what I'm saying? So when Saucy confronts Janisha or tries to get the T, I found it interesting how Janisha really clipped that. And I feel like there's two sides to this. People feel like one, they're proud of Janisha for setting a boundary, for, you know, being above baddies, which we'll get back to in a second, because I don't think she is above baddies, and for, you know, stating that she is not a part of the cast members, and you know, basically shutting it down as classy as it was. Now, the on the other side, there are people that say Janisha is just as messy as the baddies. So, what makes her exempt? She is still the host. Yes, she is not a uh a baddie cast member, but you were with the CEO for seven years and also swinging with one of the baddies that is a cast member. So, why are you exempt from questioning when another baddie had put y'all on blast? I don't know. Let me know what you guys think about that because I think it's a valid argument. And I don't think Janisha is above Scotty or any of these girls. Like, yes, she's classy and she tries to keep herself, her life secret. She's not like the other baddies for sure. But let's be real. She was with Lemmy Plummer for seven years. And we're sick of him after like two or three episodes of Scotty with the baby. So, I mean, clearly Janisha could be and probably is also a part of the problem. Like, if you can be with a man like as childish like that for that long, please. Says a lot about you too, sweetie. But I don't know. Y'all let me know what y'all think about that because I know there's like mixed reviews, which I'm here for the conversation. Okay, so now DTB comes out and she looks freaking amazing. I mean, let's be real. Whoever designed her outfit, she looks like a Marvel character. She literally looks like someone you would pick off of Mortal Kombat. You know what I mean? And like her secret power is like hitting you with a stripper pole. You know what I'm saying? She looks fucking great. And the make baddies great again, Cape Marketing genius. Hello. So after DTB does her little rant about Natalie and how Natalie has presented her with so much opportunity, Janisha and Saucy Santana question Natalie about Scotty. And this is where you get that awkward evil ass laugh from Natalie. And Natalie says that Scotty's changed. What I found weird, what I did find weird though, was that she specifically chose to say, You used to be submissive, used to be quiet. And I'm just like, girl, submissive, that's the word you chose to use for Scotty. And Scotty's like, yeah, used to be, but you can only poke a bear for so long. I don't know. That whole thing is weird. I don't know. I feel like it's deeper. I feel like I don't really know what to say about that. You know what I mean? Even Natalie saying that Scotty's ruining the brand, I think is absolutely outrageous because she Natalie's acting like she's not a mother. You know what I mean? So I don't I don't know. Maybe it's because I know a lot of people are saying that Natalie said that because Scotty specifically is with the CEO and that ruins the brand. I don't know why she would say that that ruins the brand, as far as like if it has to do with her being pregnant. But if it has to do with the CEO, I don't get that either. Because let's be real, how many of these girls that have been on baddies have also been with the CEO? I mean, let's we can list them right here. I mean, it was Scotty, it was Razor, it was Anna Mac, it was um supposedly Mariah Lynn. Oh, and and and I think they say, hi, my name's T, but like I don't know if that's true or not, and I don't know. They say big Lex. I don't know if that's true or not either. You know what I mean? But like it is a pattern of behavior that the CEO does that. Like, I mean, Janisha is another one, like, you know what I mean? So I don't know uh how necessarily Scotty fucking the CEO is ruining the brand too. But I don't know, I just feel like Natalie's just upset at the whole situation, and I get that. I get that it is what it is. Moving on. So after that whole scene, they call out Rolly and Natalie's drunk ass gets up and she's like ready. She's trolling, honestly. She's trolling. She knows that Roley got, you know, gotta get some shit off her chest. And it's funny because up until the audience member basically putting a battery back on Natalie, I mean, Natalie was like trying, not trying to fight Roley at all. She was just like, I love you, I respect your fat ass. You know what I mean? Like just saying a bunch of crazy shit. She's drunk as fuck. And, you know, I don't know. Eventually, though, the audience member works Natalie up. Natalie gets all like, you know, riled up, and then she like fights Roley, but she's so fucked up that Roley beats her ass, puts her on the couch. Roley's bleeding. I don't know what she got done on her arm, but like she starts like bleeding. And and and then, you know, Roley walks away after beating up Natalie. She walks backstage, and it's so funny because Natalie runs backstage thinking, like, you know, she could probably like, I don't know. Natalie's very entertaining. So I just feel like this was all theatrics. Um, but you could tell that Natalie's really not trying to run up on Roley, but Roley was already ready for Natalie in the back. So, you know, by the time Natalie got there, it was so funny because Roley was already ready, and then Natalie like held herself back. It was so funny. You could just tell that she wasn't trying to fuck up, like fuck with Roley. Let's be real. I mean, she lost. So the next they call Krishan Rock, Biggie, Maryland, and Toseki. Now, I'm not gonna lie. Krishan coming out with her Binky and her headphones is crazy to me because all I could think about was how she was online begging Lemmy to get paid because she was broke and spent all her money. But then she's on the stage talking about how she has to control her actions because she's in camp for her boxing. I don't know. She just she just seems like she likes to come off that she's like elevated spiritually, but then it's like you're also begging for money when it's like, what are you doing? I don't know. I just don't know what she's doing with her money, but who am I to pocket watch anybody? The girl said she needed a check, and you could tell that she needed the check because she didn't care to have any type of conversation. She had her headphones, she had her binky, and she was just there sitting pretty collecting her check. So now at this point, the audience member calls on Mariah Lynn because the audience member says that Mariah Lynn had posted her hit list online and Chrishan Rock was a part of that. So why wasn't Mariah Lynn confronting Krishan Rock now that she was in front of her face? Now, I didn't see this live, but after the episode, I went online and it was everywhere. How literally Mariah Lynn said hit list. Like, but she on at the reunion made it seem like the internet made up a story and twisted her words to make it seem like it was one than the other. When literally, girl, you literally said hitless. So I mean, but let's be real. Mariah Lynn is a fucking liar. She everything she does and says, I don't trust her. I don't trust her because she has proven time and time again that she lies about everything. And if she doesn't lie, she'll literally nitpick at the truths to dance around the truth. You know what I mean. If you're picking up what I'm putting down, moving on. Mariah's going crazy, she's yelling at the audience member. Now she's going back and forth. And I don't know, this is, I guess, where the episode ends, basically, where she squares up with an audience member after getting, you know, called out, and that was part one. Woo! That was hard. Doing it alone is not that easy. Guys, if you have anything to say about what I missed, about what I said, about anything, please comment below. Comment your thoughts on part one. Do you think we needed it? I don't think we needed it. Also, comment if you missed Tiana because listen, it ain't the PHQ without her, okay? And with that being said, guys, thank you guys for listening. You guys can find me on Instagram dash J E S S I dot Strange, and you can find us on all podcast platforms as Spotify, Apple, Patreon, YouTube, Instagram, uh, Facebook at the Petty Headquarters. We drop episodes weekly, and with that being said, this was your weekly dose of mess.