"Mario & Doc Holiday" Ep.2 6/26/26

Hampton and Trevor journey into the bowls of the urban underworld and capture the impactful, heavy-hitting convo between two iconic figures of adventure. Found in the dark recesses of a hipster coffee shop, Doc Holiday crosses paths with one of the Super Mario Brothers, Mario. Saddle up, it's going to be a wild ride!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to your daily deuce of prominent people and their prolific proclamations. We like to call it PPPP, the slice of knowledge that you have been craving each and every week, delivered straight to your eardrums. The podcast that creates a welcomed environment for knowledge, organic conversation. Join me, Hampton James and my co-host, Trevor Teams, each and every week as we explore the true conversations that happen in life with some of the most famous people on the face of this earth. Each and every week is a new conversation, a new experience, a new knowledge for you to walk away from. This is PPP. Okay, okay, so here we are. We are, this is episode two. Episode two. This is episode two. This is this is big because we made it through the first one. Let's let's give ourselves a pat on the back. We made it through the first one. How about a round of applause for all of us? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And uh we this is we are now at episode two. Now we haven't gotten any fan mail yet, but I just want you to know, Trevor, Trevor Teams, TT, we were able to open up the ability for people to write in and tell us what like what they think about the show. Now, how are they gonna write in exactly? Are there is it gonna be like uh email? No, no, no, no. Text messages? No, no, no, no, no. How about uh hand letters? Well, all of those things are nice, but no. No, let me tell you, TT, whatever podcast format they're listening on, they can legitimately, like literally, like type in and say, like, hi, what's up? I love the show, those types of things, positive feedback to their actual, like leaving comments. It's almost like a message board here on the podcast. I love that. That is so innovation right now. Oh, yes. No one's doing it. I think we're the first, aren't we? We we've got to be. I mean, and it's it's you know, it's what we're about. We're not only capturing conversations, we're changing the way podcasts are done. Pioneers of pioneers. Oh, I like that. Pioneers, yeah. Yes of bringing the communication or not just communication, but commentary on these figures that no one can hear all the time. No. And I'm telling you, these people are real. They are real.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Just like you and just like me.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

I would say, I would say they appeal to the everyday man. I mean, maybe not someone who's like doing like trash, like garbage like jobs. Because he's just doing trash. He's never gonna be heard. No, no, no. No one knows about him. He's somewhere like anywhere. Well, it's because he's got no degrees. And I'm sorry, but we still gotta be humble. No, that's true. That's true. But you want to help people out. You want to tell them like there's another way to it. Degrees. Dues are dues. Yes. His dues is trash, my dues and your dues are degrees. Yes. And it's like and you take your dues and it becomes a double do-do with your degrees. Oh, I love that. The the word plate. That's what we're all about, right? We're bouncing off of each other. We're bouncing off of each other. So before we get into today's episode, because this one, I mean, I think it's our best show yet. Oh, for show. Yes. For show. This because this appeals to not only finance, which I mean that really helped last time, but this time, this appeals to the adventure side. Oh, yeah. The adventure within you, finding yourself. And you know, there's a lot of you know, conversations about uh you know, drugs, alcohol, you know, what type of bourbons you want to pair with. Oh, yes, I do have a lot of things. I have quite the collection. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, can you explain some more? Because, man, this man here, James, Campton James, connoisseur of the bourbons. Oh, TT, I love the way you put that. Oh, yeah, for sure. He's the one that got me into, you know, Johnny Walker. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And he got me into uh that ooh, what was that? Tennessee, honey, Jack Daniels, oh my gosh. Gold, liquid gold. That's what I'm talking about. And and you know, that's where this came from. We wanted to share each other's like something special in our lives. Yeah, and you do that through conversation, yeah, organic. And that's what this one's about. I mean, they go through different combinations of yes, they do. You know, what's good for you with drinks, what to order, you know, friendships. That's all of that. That's right. And and these are things that you know, like if you're just doing trash in New York, you're not gonna hear about something like this. No. So we're hoping to be like we are the key to the next door of this conversation that's gonna elevate your experience in life. For show, let us open the door for you to hear. That's right. Knowledge. Knowledge. Now, this one also was very interesting because last time you were hiding under a table. Yeah, that was difficult. That was difficult. Microphone hidden in the boutique. This one took you to new levels. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I had to recover three days. Oh my gosh. Yeah, snot was going everywhere, but I I recovered. I'm good, I'm good. So this is why I I really uh admire you, TT. It's because you sacrifice for the art. Word, word. You admire you too, man. Don't forget that. No, I know that. But you put yourself, your health, your well-being on the line to deliver knowledge to the people that are listening right now. I mean, it's a labor of love. I mean, if anyone knows me, they know I go hard. That's true. I don't hold back, nothing like that. But so so tell me, level with me. Yeah. Were you under the table this time? Nah. Where were you? Where where were you where were you hiding out that they didn't know where you were at during this conversation? So this time I caught these two. Yeah. Super rare to catch them in this place, but it was a coffee shop. Coffee shop. Yep. Coffee shop. Now, in this coffee shop, you know, the you normal coffee shop. You got couches, you got tables, you got the bar where you order your drink, you got the register, you got your um your light fixtures. Now, now, real quick, if I can just say shout out to my favorite coffee supplier. Yeah. Now, they're not a sponsor of the show yet, but I think eventually they will be. Oh, what? Yes, they are OD Tactical. OD Tactical Bloodhound is the coffee, and it is fantastic. You know, you know how you get those coffees, it just tastes like water-down dirt. Yeah. This is like punch you in the mouth, strongest. I'm telling you, strongest coffee out there. The best. I I I mean, we'll we'll hear it in this conversation, but there's a thing about cowboy coffee, right? And this cowboy coffee that you're talking about will grow hair on your chest. Oh, but the only way you can have this coffee ordered to you is if you send a picture of your grown ass beard, you have to have a big beard. Oh man. Just like us. Yes, yes. And I like, I like the beard, you know, beer butter. Beard butter, beard butter. You just like grab like a spoonful and just kind of like yeah, margin. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, whipped cream. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Keep it supple. Yeah, whatever it gets soft and you know, forms to the the shape you want. It's anything you want to make it. So I'm sorry to cut you off, TT. You were on the verge of saying you were at this coffee shop. Where were you peeping these people from? So, like I was saying, no, I'm a coffee shop. Kind of couches. Tell me where you were peeping them from. Got your counter, yeah. Well, you order your coffees and your your your your drinks. Light fixtures. Now that was the hint I was gonna go with. Okay, okay, now this particular spot we have here had a big light fixture. All right, where I used a ladder, climbed in it, and told the person behind the counter, hey, remove this ladder so no one sees me. Where where were you? In the light fixture. Oh man. Yeah, I was hanging right above this conversation. Now, hopefully, because the light bugs my eyes, I have a stigmatism situation happening. Yeah, yeah. So hopefully you don't hear me screaming because the lights give me sometimes seizures. Okay. So hopefully they didn't get into the you know what? That's that is all part of the process. Yeah, yeah. That is a part living. So let's get into it. Let's let the people hear about this. Let's hear the people and their prominent proclamations. Let's get the PPP podcast started. Oh, folks, show. So I hear that you are the type of person that likes to roam around. Would you say that's accurate?

SPEAKER_00 8:28

Me a roam around? Well uh yes.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Now, I I can't help but noticing you've got yourself a fine mustache there.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

Yes, but but when I sip my coffee, I have too much milk and I have a uh a milk mustache.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Uh how about you? Milk a mustache? Yes, I get all the frothy in my uh my head.

SPEAKER_00 8:49

Uh I see that you have a a fancy uh uh uh a mustache or two.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

This is what I call the original. You see, I don't know about milk. I've never really had milk myself. You haven't had the milk. I dare say that's for cows. And the and the babies. And little boys. Yes, and the little girls. I'm afraid that would be just too much for me to bear. I prefer myself some more educated, dare I say refined refreshment of liquid. They have a they have a thing they call single origin coffee. Have you heard of this before? Is this a what you are talking about? A cowboy coffee? Cowboy coffee. That cowboy coffee you speak of. It's mighty strong.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Yes, but I'd like a a spaghetti western a coffee, especially where I come from.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Now, tell me, little boy with a stash. I don't know a little boy, I have a tube! You're as short as a little boy.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

Well, don't make a fun of my size. I do uh hit hard. Especially when I'm on the mushrooms.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

On the mushrooms, I didn't know you were the one to dabble like that.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Have you ever had a mushroom before?

SPEAKER_01 10:12

I prefer the company of a fine drink, maybe a mint julep, or a warm shoulder you find at a female at a saloon. I I I only like a one female in my life, and her name is a princess of peace. Now tell me what sorry little Southern Bells found herself such a shorty but tooty stashed fella like yourself. It's because I get a paid good. I'm a plumber, you know. You make money? Oh, a tons. In fact, uh so much money, uh, they even give me a good and a star. Why is it you go about trying to parade in scarlet colours? You mean uh a red?

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Well, let me uh tell you something.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

Please do.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Sometimes I come uh in a white and a red, uh sometimes a blue and a red, uh sometimes uh even like animals.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

Animals, eh? What makes you change the colours that you wear there? Well, it depends on the power-up.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

How about it you? Do you ever use a power-up?

SPEAKER_01 11:15

A power-up? What might be a power-up?

SPEAKER_00 11:17

I have one in my pocket. Look at it. You see? Do you want to try it?

SPEAKER_01 11:24

I don't want to try anything from your little boy pocket there.

SPEAKER_00 11:27

You just put it in your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 11:30

And now it's a don't try lookancies.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

I dare say your clothes be changing colours in front of my eyes.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

It's a raccoon, and I can fly a bye-bye!

SPEAKER_01 11:47

What a beast he's got there.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

And my back.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Uh that wasn't too that wasn't long enough, I dare say. I tell ya. Saddled to my hip right here, do the talking for me.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

What is that done on your ears?

SPEAKER_01 12:00

This is my this is my best friend. I can tell you what, it doesn't take no sort of sissy raccoon costume to take down my enemies.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

Well, uh then how about it is a mushroom? Oh Look at me, I can spit the fire.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Well, I dare say this this white outfit is a bit better than uh the raccoon.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Yes, I say so. Uh sometimes I go to the wedding like this, and everyone is like, oh, you look a fancy.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Who might say you look fancy? I dare say you look like a a jester escaped from some king's court.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

Well uh the the the the turtles uh the Koopas uh and all of the the the bad guys there they go to Oh he's wearing the red and the white and that means oh we're the flames.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

I can't I don't know what language you're speaking. I dare say my travels kept me mostly in the south, where I've been riding with Ringo and I've been firing with Mr. Earp. Good friend of mine. Have you ever met Mr. Earp?

SPEAKER_00 13:07

No, uh that sounds like some sort of uh meal you eat on a Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

No, I'm not talking about a bup, I'm talking about Urp.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

That's the feeling that you have, right? After you eat a good meal, you're a burp.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

No, little boy, no, no, little boy. I'm talking about Mr. Up. He's he's another mushroom! You need to slow down there. How many shro Now tell me this? How many shrooms would you say you you intake a day?

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Well, uh, I have to watch it because uh sometimes I get a little uh stinky.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

I'd say your stink might be just too much to bear.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Too much of a bear?

SPEAKER_01 13:44

Too much to bear.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

No, those are in the mountains, aren't they? The bears?

SPEAKER_01 13:48

No, the bears I I suppose that's not the bear I'm speaking of. Now, as I say, Mr. Urf is the one I ride with, and he's one of my closest friends. Have you a friend yourself? Oh, I have a better than that. I have a brother. You have there's two of you running around. Little boys with shra with mustaches.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

I see. What's your brother's name? Perhaps I've met his acquaintance. Perhaps I put him down in a shallow grave.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Oh, I hope not. Then that means uh we would have to be at at enemies. Uh his name is a Lou, a Luigi.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Luigi. Hmm.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

And together we are the Super Mario Bros. Woo!

SPEAKER_01 14:28

What makes you so super? You look rather puny to me.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

Uh, it's because of the mushrooms. Here's another! No!

SPEAKER_01 14:37

I don't know how much I can bear.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Oh no, now I'm our stinky.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Far too stinky, I must say. I prefer the company of uh a more feminine type. That's why they call me the Doc. Oh, Doctor What? Dark Holiday is my name.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Oh, you the you're yes. Now I've I think I've heard of you.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

Oh, you have. Yes, my reputation goes as far as the east coast to the west, north to south. As long as there's a barrel and a gun, you'll find me there. I see. Uh uh I heard that you were a part of a bigger fight. Uh uh something about a corral? It was okay. Oh. That's where it was.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

Oh! It was uh it was just okay. It went right there?

SPEAKER_01 15:26

No, it was heron. What do you mean? It was more than that, but it was, you know, the mate the fight. It was it was known. It's widespread. It's okay. Oh, it's just uh so it wasn't very uh intense at all. It was just an okay. No, I must I must apprise you of the events that took place. Well, I laid down about 12 bodies with this here sidearm. Twelve? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

That sounds intense. How's it couldn't just appear an okay in a fight?

SPEAKER_01 15:54

It was not okay, it was at okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

What?

SPEAKER_01 15:58

The fight took place at the corral, okay corral. Oh! A corral named Okay. Now you have it, yes. And I drew my sidearm. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I drew my sidearm, and my bullets were too much for them to bear.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

It sounds like you need a mushroom. You you want the one?

SPEAKER_01 16:22

I suppose. Let me let me see one of those right now.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

This one is a blue.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

Hmm. Mighty stinky.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Well, it is a little stinky.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

Now, with this blue shroomy, what happens when you eat and take it into your body?

SPEAKER_00 16:35

You uh become a a little tiny of yourself, and that means you don't have to eat as much.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

I dare say, I don't think the ladies would appreciate that.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

Oh, yes, yes. Then how about this one?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

This one is uh uh a yellow and a red. This one make you big. Ooh. This has a bit more appeal to myself, I must say. How about we take it at the same time? Alright, let's give it a try. Here we go! Ooh!

SPEAKER_02 17:04

You guys are too big in here! You need to get out of here! I dare say, I do feel a little bit strange. I know what you are talking about. My neck is all cramped up against the ceiling here. What you do? You shoot me and I punch you, and then we'll lose all the power. All right, stand back. Alright, do you go first? Shoot me.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Now I'm a fan. Now I shoot you uh no, I won't shoot you, because you would die. I will punch you.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Oh my heavens, that was an experience, I must say.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Alright, you guys can stay now.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Great. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

Have you gotten your drink yet? Because my mustache is on a milky for my uh latte.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

I'm gonna give you a piece of advice that might help you along your travels in the world. And I would say stay away from milk. It's for little boys, babies, and cows. What should I uh drink then? I want to be a manly man. Seeing that this uh this this coffee house has not much more than a little bit of uh the grinded beans, I would say cowboy coffee is the best way to go.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Wait, are you talking about the coffee beans or a fati beans?

SPEAKER_01 18:21

I mean grounded, grinded beans for coffee.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

Hmm. Why about we mix the two so we have the cowboy coffee and we get a little stinky.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

You have quite the obsession there with with stinkiness.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Well, I am a plumber, you know.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

I I would I would prescribe you a bit of laudamin, that might help you out. Lardmin? Yes, that'll uh help your sleep. It makes everything just right. It calms your nerves.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

You know what I do when I uh want to go to sleep?

SPEAKER_01 18:51

What might that be?

SPEAKER_00 18:53

I count all of the Yoshis. I go a Yoshi one. I beg your pardon, but I go a Yoshi 2, I go a Yoshi 3. I go Yoshi 4. What what but Yoshi 5?

SPEAKER_01 19:06

What is a Yoshi? Is this some sort of game little boys play?

SPEAKER_00 19:12

You know, I never got to a Yoshi 9. Usually I'm asleep by then. But uh, you don't know what a Yoshi is.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

I I think you're making up some words there.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Don't you ever have like a sidekick or like a summer like a lassie or uh a dog?

SPEAKER_01 19:29

Oh what? A man's a best friend. Have you ever had one of those? Yes, it's saddled right here to my hip. This is my best friend right here, my six shooter. Is his a name, a six shooter? No, I call him Bob. Boob. Bob. And I tell you, he's not happy, or some might call him the smoke wagon.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Ooh. What about the skin wagon? I've heard of that before.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

No, no, this this here does all the talking for me. Oh, okay. But uh, well, so does it come in a different colours like my Yoshis? No, no, explain to me, what here is this Yoshi you speak of? Well, he has a bigger tongue. He has uh uh It comes in all sizes and shapes Wait Have you heard of a Jurassica Park?

SPEAKER_00 20:19

Is it like a dinosaur? You don't know what a Yoshi is?

SPEAKER_01 20:23

I believe I might have to have you committed.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Well, it's the only way to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Yoshi wanna Yoshi do Yoshi I dare say what's in this milk you would be drinking now.

SPEAKER_00 20:36

I don't know, but I wanted some Alright now listen here.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

I I I need to understand this. You understand you see one of my biggest enemies, you are you have yourself some enemies?

SPEAKER_00 20:47

Yes, uh, like I've ever mentioned it before, but a big bad Bowser. Uh but you know, I have someone related to me that is sort of an enemy.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

His name is uh a war-yo. His name is a war. A war-yo? War-yo! Wario!

SPEAKER_00 21:04

And he's a mean. What does he do? Have you ever had a brother that's like a very mean brother or a friend?

SPEAKER_01 21:10

No, I once had a twin brother, though. As a small little embro, I decided to come out on top.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

So your Nebata friend is uh a six shooter.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

My best friend is yes. And your strength is your own brother in the womb. That's it. In the womb, yes. You see, uh, there could only be one true dark holiday, and that's why I'm one of my other friends would be the Earth. Why are you Oh he's a brother of yours? No, he's just a friend, but I'd say dare say we're blood brothers. Oh, alright.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

Uh well let's see.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

What you see, what am I still haven't ordered your drink yet, and I'm uh waiting 'cause I'm not tired of this milk.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

You're right.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Uh no, I here's I have a bit of in this here flask here. You see this right here? This little tin flask right here. You see that right there? It's got a little neck right there. Oh yeah. That's unscrewed the cap, right here. And then I got myself a bit of amber whiskey. What? This is neck? Amber? Amber whiskey. Oh, amber. This is nectar from the Appalachian Mountains.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Oh, the people that they uh they play the instruments and uh go around the tin cans and uh make a corn. That's kind of liquids.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

That's right. Missing a few teeth, maybe a few fingers, depending on how rowdy they got.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

And then like a talker like a go do it own yum yom yom.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Oh yes, you speak their language, do you? Well, uh, we are coming from a brook, and then you know, we have all sorts of folks down there. Well, this little amber liquid right here, I don't know about them shrooms, but this makes you feel right nice. I'm gonna have a bit of a sip here.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Uh, right nice.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

Can you order that here?

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Uh not here at this here rinkadin coffee shop, no. Then why are you here? Uh well, you see, I'm I'm on my next hunt for the next bounty. Oh, you're a bounty hunter. No, not really, but I decided to dabble here and there, and that's what it's landed me in this here backwoods. Well, maybe I've m uh seen the person you're looking for. What does he look like? He uh he's got he's a small shorter stature, and uh he's got himself a bushish mustache. Yes, yes. And he's got himself a hat with a letter on top of it. Yes, yes, yes. And do you know what color that hat and that outfit he's wearing might be? No. Green. Oh. The letter on his hat is an L. Hey Amario, what are you doing? Hey, oh there's that fella right now! What? That's my brother, Luigi, Lou. Well, I'm sorry, but I believe you're gonna have to say goodbye to him. Oh yeah. No, you can't. That's my brother. Don't worry, you'll be able to visit his grave. Lou, leave!

SPEAKER_00 24:01

Leave Lou. Take the LF!

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Now I must say, anybody helping this here Wrangler has got a problem with me and my best friend right here at my hip. Well, then I'm gonna have to uh fireball you if you uh touch my brother.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

How about we just be a friend? How much how much?

SPEAKER_01 24:17

How about we settle this in a game of cards?

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Oh, that's a good one. I like playing a card.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

You know how to play your hand at poker? A poker? I um uh yes, uh usually a blackjack. No, I mean poker. Five draw Texas hold them. Like the one where you're guessing the numbers of each other's hands? And you say a go of fish? No, I like to say a go Yoshi. What's a Yoshi? I dare say this conversation is too much for me to bear. No, no, let me teach you, let me teach you this game right here. I'm gonna give you there five cards. And I'm gonna take five cards and I'm gonna shuffle the deck here. And I'm gonna lay this down. I'm gonna say, cut the deck. No, not by oh, we're gonna have to redeal. You cut that to plumbing too.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

And I may say this when we're playing, we play on the up and up. Well, of course, uh you mean uh our cards are facing up, so we can see each other's cards? No, I mean no cheating, no low-down cheating like a dog. Ding. So let me deal you out another five cards now. Now deal myself some five cards. Now I'm gonna shuffle the deck here. Now I'm gonna say cut them cards. What that means before you cut them in half. You mean that take them one aside and put it on the other. What how do you know that? I mean, uh, I've never played this camera before. Well, you got the right idea. Cut them cards. Right now. Let me see what I got here. Oh, lovely little ladies here. What? Are you little ladies? No, no. I like I say a lovely Yoshis. Can you describe this Yoshi yours? Uh here. I'm gonna switch out one card here.

SPEAKER_00 26:13

Wait, uh so uh how many cards can I uh take from my hand?

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Whatever you don't want, throw them away, and then you take up that many cards.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Well, I won't throw any away. I will keep my five cards. What a simpleton. I mean, what modified play in there, stranger? So now what do we do? If I win, you don't kill my brother Lou. If I lose, you get to kill him in front of me, so I will have nightmares? Yes, but what one little thing. That sounds right. One little difference now. If I lose, I don't get to kill Luigi, your brother, but I do get to hunt down this low dog named Yoshi. Not my Yoshi's, but I guess we can just hatch another. What the heck? Let's go. Alrighty now. I'm gonna switch out another card here. Don't want that seven right now. Oh, a seven? I need a seven. Can I take it then? No, it's too late. Oh, okay. So now we draw? Or what we why are you laughing? I'm I'm uh yeah. Now let's let's lay our cards on the table, so to speak, and we're gonna show each other's hand. That with the better hand is the winner of this game.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

You go first.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Look at them three lovely little ladies of five and a two. Five and a two? What does that mean? You have a three of a kind? That means three queens and the number 52.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

So what can there be at the three queens? Four queens? Or five uh five queens?

SPEAKER_01 27:45

I suppose, but that would be a mighty irregular hand.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

That's a strange, because I have a five of queens right here.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Don!

SPEAKER_00 27:53

I win!

SPEAKER_01 27:54

I say you didn't understand the full rules of this game.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Oh, what is the rules?

SPEAKER_01 27:59

We play southern rules, best out of three.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Alright, let's go again.

unknown 28:04

Let's go!

SPEAKER_01 28:05

Alright, now I'm gonna deal you uh five cards now. I'm gonna deal myself five cards. And uh switch this one out for my sleeve. What do you know what it is, right now?

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Hey yo, Yoshi, give me a king there.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

What was that under the table?

SPEAKER_00 28:22

Nothing.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

I saw a blur of red and green.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

That's uh that is uh uh my friend in my past.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

He's a what? That's another mushroom! What do you have? Uh I have uh I'm gonna switch out a few cards. Oh, again? Yeah, I don't want this seven here and this four right there. I don't want him right there. I have to keep my five again. Your five. I'll just switch those out with my sleeve cards right there. I'll switch all shit now. There's a lot of goings-on around there! Don't worry about it, just all part of the gentleman's game. I say this time the winner of the last game gets to show their cards first.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Alright. I have a two? A two? An ace? An ace? A king? A queen?

SPEAKER_01 29:20

You have all the cards now, and a five, and one joker. That means I can say whatever it is, right? I I suppose that's where you're from, but where I'm from, it equals a two.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

So I lose. No, you win. All I have is a five and a seven. Oh you don't kill my brother then. No, but I get to hunt down this Yoshi. Now, before I go down collecting a bounty on this creature you speak of Yoshi, I need a dis I need a description. What's this fella look like? So he's got big eyes, a big round nose, he's got a long tongue, he's got some cute little boots. Wait a minute. I think I know who you're talking about. But I've heard him by another name. Oh, this is news to me. You say he has a long tongue. Let me ask you this. Does he use that tongue to snatch up a bit of fruit and eat it? Mostly apples. Hmm. Does does these two big eyes sort of stick out from the top of his head? Yes. You kinda miss him. Does he speak sort of in a loud voice? Sometimes. Oh, now I got the milk out of my mustache. You gotta lay off that milk, little boy. Take the milk out of my mustache. Oh, that is a bit too much for me to bear. Well, I I have heard of this Yoshi, but it goes under a different name. I've been tracking him for years. He goes by the name of Mr. Jar Jar Binks. Oh, the Misa. The Misa man. That's him. So this must be Yoshi. I know where that little crummy loser is.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

It's just down the street. In room six. A flat. Go down there. I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

He's annoying. Well, I suppose I'll I'll bring him to bed. Lay him down in a shallow grave. In fact, uh, I want a man to help you. We can get rid of that annoying son of a Alright. So let me just load up my trusty best friend sidearm right here to my rot.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

Let me take another mushroom!

unknown 31:28

Oh!

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Oh boy. Now we go down there and then uh Mr. Jar Jar Binks. But I first take place in the very first tradition I have. What is that? Let's get a little bit of liquid courage.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

Liquid courage? Liquid courage. Look at this flask. Can I partake with this liquid courage?

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Uh yes, you can. Here, here. Let me pour you a little bit right there. Good, go with. Now let's what you first do is you raise your glass high and have yourself a bit of a sip tip into the sun. Alrighty. That's right, nice.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

That is a fire in my stomach!

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Well, the old boy looks like you're about to need to go outside. Let's go find this hell jar jobing some lamb to rest. Is this how you feel all the time? Most of the time? Otherwise, I'm full of blood on them. I like this more than the milk I have all the time. You look like you're given a bit of a stagger. I see a ton of you now. No, I told you I strangled my twin brother in the womb. Then you shouldn't strangle him again, because he's right next to what? Oh no, the good one is woman.

SPEAKER_00 32:48

I'm fine, Bobby.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

Yeah, you get out of there, boy! We shouldn't get out of here. Come on, let's go find this Jar Jar Binks and bring him to justice. Yes, let's go! What's out? Oh my goodness. Man. What a treasure trove. I did not think for one minute this was going to be even better what I thought. Oh man, it is. It is. This is this is embracing the PPPP podcast. This is this is the people. Now, do you imagine sitting down at a table with these two legends? Now, this is a perfect example of reason. You know, there was one side and the other side, and they were trying to, you know, you know, go at each other. Oh, yes, yes. But they found a way. And that's what it's about. That's about bridging those gaps. And it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you have a gun. It doesn't matter if you're popping shrooms. You can find common ground. It doesn't matter if you're a little stinky. No. That's where that's where it got me hot. And you know, maybe, just maybe in hindsight, this might help out the guy doing trash, even if he's stinky. For sure. I mean, that man, he's gotta be stinky. He's doing trash. But yes, and I'm not trying to give him false hope. He's doing nothing but trash. Yeah, for sure. But at the at the end of the day, these are two individuals, big names in history, iconic, iconic knowledge that springs out of these two individuals. Methodical knowledge. Methodical knowledge. And they're giving it free giving it out. And so our job, I think, was accomplished today. For sure, man. I think we should have another round of applause for ourselves. All right. That's totally true. Now, for you audience that are going to write to us, make sure you put some claps in there for us because we I feel like deserve this one. But you know, humility. Humility. Humility. Humble. Humble. But I I mean I agree. There needs to be some verbal, like the verbial pat on the back, the literal words in the message. Yeah, for sure. In the message. Now we are going to continue to sacrifice, put in the time, work, sweat, blood to make certain that we're delivering you the message of these individuals. Yeah, for sure. That's what it's all about. Bringing these uh conversations to you so that you can hear, even for the trash man. That's right. That's right. Thank you guys for joining us on another episode, a killer episode, the best episode yet. And if that coffee, you know, they should be on here. They should be sponsoring us. That's right. That's right. Because we're going to be so so big right now that holy cow. So let me just let me give a shout out to my main contact, Taylor. I know I met you at the gym, bro. Yeah. And I know you first told me about tactical OD Bloodhound coffee. It is insanely good. We would love for you to be a part of this podcast. Faux show. That's what it's all about, man. That's right. It's all about P P P P. So until next time, thank you guys for joining us. What prominent people and their prolific proclamations has done for you. I certainly hope it is it has brought to you the light you've been seeking. Faux show. The the elixir you have been traveling for. Yeah. And the final joy to bring in closure day.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

All right, TT. We'll see them next time. Let's go get it. All right, we out. Alright, let's go get it. Let's go.