"John Wick & George Bailey." Ep. 4 7/17/26

The game is on. The challenge has been sent. Join Hampton and TT as they embark on getting deep conversations from two prominent figures as they struggle together on a survival game show to secure the prize money! BONUS, Trevor Teams discloses a deep part of his past and where he started! 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to your daily deuce of prominent people and their prolific proclamations. We like to call it PPPP, the slice of knowledge that you have been craving each and every week, delivered straight to your eardrums. The podcast that creates a welcomed environment for knowledge, organic conversation. Join me, Hampton James, and my co-host Trevor Teams, each and every week as we explore the true conversations that happen in life with some of the most famous people on the face of this earth. Each and every week is a new conversation, a new experience, a new knowledge for you to walk away from. This is PPP.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Alright, we are back. We are back 100%.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

We are in the door. Now I have to apologize. I mean, I think we gotta own up. When there's issues, we gotta own up. Integrity. Yeah, we're real around here. We're we're real, real.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

We're real, real.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

Real, real, real, we're real.

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And pretty soon we'll have reels on Instagram, we're so real.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Oh man. Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:13

High tech is what I'm saying. For real reels. Now, we were gone last week. We we skipped a week because TT here.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Yeah, yeah, that that's my bad. I I apologize.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

T T was on a sabbatical and he was following one of his biggest dreams.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Yeah, yeah. Back in my time, uh before I met Hampton James, you know, streets of Chicago. Mm-hmm. The only I feel you at that time it wasn't happening, right? What what I was trying to do.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Right, right. You were trying to make things happen. They weren't happening.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

I got you. And I was trying to be the pioneer of this certain phenomena that was not happening. But this is this is intriguing. What was it? So I was trying to become the first white rapper out on the streets.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Whoa. Umcharted territory.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Yeah. This is like grab a compass and a map. We don't know where we're headed.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

But but I just realized after, you know, making 500 albums.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

500, yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Prolific, prolific. And you know, 12 songs per album, so you can do the math there. Yeah, I I probably could. With our degrees, we could give you the number, but we want you to be educated too. That's right. You know, you gotta try to. You can't just be doing trash all day. You have to, you know, start learning these things.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

Follow your un go into your own unknown. Yes, yeah, figure the math out.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

So, like I was saying before though, yes uh becoming the first white rapper.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Uh that's that's mind-blowing.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

With 500 albums, 12 songs on each one.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Yes. That's a lot of math.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Yeah, I just realized that the world was just not ready for me.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

You know, yes, yes. And that's that's about timing.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Yeah, it is about timing, and that's why I was like, you know what? But my time has kind of passed with my because I've done 500 albums right now.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

So yes, that's that's getting your feet wet a little bit there. Just a little bit, but but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

So anyway, after, you know, realizing the world wasn't ready for me, uh, doing that for 30 years, um, and just you know, the talent. Yes, no one was ready for this talent.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

Yes, and one day they will be.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Yeah, they will be probably when I'm dead.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

They will be. You will be known, you will be heralded as the ultimate white rapper.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

The the the first, the raptor. First first.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

No, I'm not doing it. You know, as soon as this happens, in droves, copycats, they'll be leaking out of the cracks everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

You know, there are these rappers, uh, MM, you know, it's totally stuck. Why would you name yourself a tell me, TT?

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Yeah, let's be real here. Yeah. What was your rapper's name?

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

Whoa, what?

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Yeah. That was the rapper's name. Yeah, that was my rapper's name, was ye.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Yeah, that is great. I bet you say it on your albums a lot.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Oh, all the time. It's like a callback. Yeah, yeah, like um, yeah, yeah, is here, yeah. You know, that was kind of my thing. That's great. But then my first album was called Nah. And so that was hard because I was like, yeah, on the first album of nah.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Ooh, the dichotomy, the juxtaposition between yeah and nah.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Yeah, you're about positive and negative. Yes, right? Yes, and that was the whole album. The whole album was about positive and negative. Yes. How how sometimes you the it's like a car battery. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Yeah, T T, you know what I'm thinking? No. What if what if we showed the world eventually on this podcast one of your songs?

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Yeah, we could probably do that. Launching pad. Yeah, we could probably do that. That sounds great. Now, we we can't keep going into rap. We've got to talk about what we're talking about because we have a lot of people talking on this show. Two guys talking about what they're talking about. About what? Exactly. Now you that's what I love about this podcast. Now you not only this was undercover as a role, you became somebody else. Yeah, this was really hard for me. Uh, last one, you know, the seizures, you know, and then the time before that, um, sweating my buns off in a pocket. Yes, no buns. You know, and then I had to hurt myself to get rid of that mushroom and grow my normal size again. That's that's yes. Yeah. So this one was even more difficult. Okay. You all know that I'm not a pet guy because of my allergies. Yes. Yes. One little hair strikes my skin. I go into sneezing fits.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

That's that's why you show up in the studio in a hazmat suit.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Yeah. I that well, remember the first time we met, I was in my bubble. You were, you were, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

I thought you were bubble D. I was bubble yeah. Oh yes, it was my third album. So, so what did you do? How did you get in there?

SPEAKER_01 5:47

How did you how did you work your body into it? So because I knew I could not do anything around animals with hair, I thought scales. You know, scales don't make me go in allergic fit to different animals, different, different types, yes. So what I did, I caught 100 fish and I descaled them all. I kept them alive though, because I'm pretty humane.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

Oh, yes, yes, you know. I'm surprised I'm sure you even removed plastic from the ocean while you're out. Five straws, six straws, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

When I throw my wrapper in the lake, I make sure I go back and pick it up.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

There you go. Good job.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

Yes, yes, save the planet.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

So it so what I did was I took all those hundred fish's scales and I super glued them all over my skin.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Well, you became a fishman. Oh, how did you know?

SPEAKER_01 6:36

That is brilliant. And so you were able to swim wherever you wanted to. Well, it was hard because after the first minute underwater, I started like gulping water, and I didn't know I had to breathe. Oh no. I thought I'd give you gills. No, I did not. I forgot about that back. So you were gulping water, resuscitation. How did you survive? I just kept gulping water until there was nothing in the lake. I became the lake.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Well, we we need to hear this. We need to hear this. Uh we need to get into it. We've got two special people that so you were peeping them from the lake, yeah, from the off-distant shores. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Alright, let's get into it. Let's let's jump into the fishman. T T being the fishman, hearing these two individuals, and they were in a competition.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

Competition one-on-one, you know. Oh man. With others, but this one, this conversation I got was true to competitiveness.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

Alright, alright, let's jump into it. True nature, competitiveness. Let's get into it. Our next episode of the PPP podcast. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Oh man. Did you get a fire yet? A fire? You mean one of those things you start with matches, right? Yes, and it's really hot. No, I I know what you're talking about. I haven't had seen a fire since it was inside my house. Wait, you had fire in your house? Yes, kept us warm during the rain. The rain was coming down. What about now though? Especially we're surviving. Well, you uh now here, listen, fella. You you're out here with me on the sand, and it's cold, I know, but I've never really started a fire in the wild, have you? Well, I'm trying. Well, it looks like you're just sitting on a log. What are you actually doing? Well, I'm thinking because that fire killed my dog. Your dog? What was a little pooch's name? I would not like to discuss that right now. What exactly happened? Did you lose him? Did you did he wander off in the woods? I was sitting in my sleeping bag last night, and these people came and kicked my dog. And I was very That's that's not very nice, I must say. No, it was not. Do you know the names of these fellows? I know of one. His name wouldn't happen to be Potter, would it be? What family is the Potters? Oh, they're they're come from a rich, rich family. Potter, he tries to own everything, even dogs. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to steal your little Poochie. If he did, he would have to go against me. Is that such a bad thing? I mean, you you you look like you could handle yourself in a fight. I can handle more than just one man. Two men? Oh golly, are you talking about like five men? I have taken out ten men with nothing but a pencil. A pencil, what'd you do? Write them to death? No, but speaking of pencils, I need some fire. It's really cold. Alright, well, I don't see how a pencil's gonna help us out. Uh now I know that we're kind of stranded out here on this island. Do you have any type of uh of gear? Any type of uh accoutrements? Did they send you with gear? Because I had no choice. I am freezing my buns off. Freezing your buns. I mean, I am in it for the long run. Well, I'll tell you what. I don't necessarily have a lot in this pack here, but I I can tell you a little bit of a survival technique I learned a long time ago. Anything would help. Alright, now first thing you gotta do is you gotta sit here here. Sit here on the sand. Alright. Alright, now cross your leg. Go on, go on, cross. Alright. There you go. And now you sit here a little, little relaxing style. Oh yes. You see the sun right out there on the ocean? Yes, I do. Man, this is relaxing. It is really relaxing. Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna stare at that big ball of fire out across the ocean, and we're gonna watch it just sink right there in the distance. That is a ball of fire. Yeah, and you're just gonna say, wow. Wow. And it controls your breathing. You see you're already relaxed right there. Wow. Don't you feel a lot better? I definitely do, thank you. Now we're just gonna do that for the next six hours until we fall asleep. Wait a minute, but then we will be cold again. I was hoping you'd forget about that. How could I? I'm freezing my buns. Well, well, let's see here. Uh, you you got yourself a pack right there. What do you got inside your pack? Well, let me see. Uh my pack is cemented. I'm gonna have to break through this with a sledgehammer. That seems like a fool thing to do. Well, now what was that for? Let me grab this out of the cement. You have your pack, you have your pack buried in cement right there. My closest things for me to become a lethal weapon again. I have gold. I have a nine millimeter and a bazooka. Now, how's that gonna start a fire? It'll start something. Now, now listen here. You you said you don't want to talk about it, but you seem rather I I I guess I would say tormented in some way. Well, I lost someone very close to me. Oh, was it your mother? N someone closer. Oh, but was it Mary? How did you know? Everyone's got a Mary. Somewhere deep down. You have a Mary? I do have a Mary. She's probably closing up the library. Mine's closing up the pharmaceutical at Walgreens. She works at a drugstore. That's what got her hooked in the first place. Now you're saying your Mary's a dope fiend? Well, I don't want to say bad things about her, but yeah. That sounds like a troubling case. I suppose you can meet my friend. What's your friend? His name's Harvey. Harvey? Harvey. He's he's a good boy, really tall fella, and he really helps me out when I'm a bit confused. What does he say to you? He says, now, now, let's just let's get a hold of ourselves here and let's just simmer down, calm ourselves. That would be good right now because I'm freaking out. So the way to not freak out is now just look out there, that big ball of fire. Oh, yeah, the ball. Let's do this exercise again. Now, and it just sinks out in the distance. Yeah, just beautiful. Yeah. And you say, golly, what a what a sight. Golly, what a sight. Now, now, fella, don't you just feel better now? I do, but how is this going to help? Oh. Hey, buddy. Oh, no, no, no. I was trying to get some shot eye. What'd you do that for? We have to come up with a plan to survive, to get the the money. The money. I thought you wanted a fire. Well, to survive the many days out here. Now listen, you're rather confusing me. You sit around here and you're trying to tell me what to do, and I don't even know what we're supposed to do if we've got no fire. Didn't you join this competition to win money? Well, actually, I was trying to help out the old building and loan. It's in rather debt to that potter I told you about. Oh yeah, he seems like a really bad guy. Excuse my language, he's not a hot dog. He reminds me of of when, you know what, your Mary? She your Mary? He sounds like when when my old pal, Mr. Gower, Mr. Gower got on the dope. Oh, yes. I think he's her boss right now. Well, wait, wait, I I thought you said that in my bad ear. What'd you say? I said Mr. Gower is her boss. Oh boy. Yeah, she's headed right for the dump. Yeah. I mean, she's been chewing on rat poison too. That's how much of a f- That's how much of a fiend she is. You need to get back to her. What are you doing on this here show? Well, it's really sad, but it was too late. She's she's deceased. She died, and that's why I'm out here. Now, you you have a long list of people you've loved that have you've said goodbye to. I have a very, very, very long list. Yeah, now you got your magic. Do you want me to name all of the people on my list? Well, I suppose we don't have anything else to do. I mean, you might go to bed because it's so long. Oh, that would be wonderful. Alright, here we go. There's Mary. Mary. And then that dog that I don't know the name of because I never gave him a name. You didn't give it like Rover or Spot? No. Or C Spot. I was so depressed I could not come up with a name. You seem like a really oppressed fella. I mean, my wife wife Mary liked sunflowers and sunshine. Oh, that sounds wonderful. So I was determining the name of the dog to be Sunshine or Sunflower. Was the dog a boy or a girl? I don't even know. Doesn't sound like much of an involved owner, I must say. Do you want me to continue my list? Uh I s guess so. And there was my car that got demolished. You consider that a person? It's the closest thing to a friend I have. Well, you don't seem this too too bad of a fella. I I could be your friend. What was your what was your car's name? It was called Musty. Musty. It was a Mustang. It was really cool. Wild horses are under that car. What? What's the mat? What's wrong with my car? Isn't it not good enough for ya? What is your car? That's an old jalopy. Beat up, but it still gets us around to to uh martini's place and and all over the old building alone. Where I need to go. Now I I haven't told I haven't told a soul this since I I settled down with my marriage. Is this a secret of yours? This is a bit of a secret. I used to run around with a pretty little doll around po uh wherever the falls I'm from. Poke and Berry Falls. Her name was Violet. Violet? Yeah, she had some dress there. She was she was a beautiful gal, but she got mixed up with the wrong people. What happened to her? I gave her some money to shut her up. Shut her up for what? I'm quite not quite sure you don't see that scene in the movie. But she did leave town. All I wanted to do was walk up in the falls in the long, tall grass and my bare feet. You sound like a freak. It was different back then. We were innocent, innocent as kids. Like like when I almost lost my brother. What happened to your brother? Mary almost drowned. And it's because of that, no good rat, I lost my hearing. I've almost drowned. What? I almost drowned. Now what happened? Did you fall through some ice? Or what's going on here? No. I almost drowned with my sadness from losing Mary. Oh, Mary. Mary. But then I went on a rampage after the guy killed my dog. What did you do? Nothing. Well, that doesn't sound like much of a rampage. I ate a lot of meals. I didn't know you're you're pushing your buttons and then bursting out of that belt. Yeah. Have you heard of the boogeyman? The boogeyman. Yeah, the boogeyman. That's nothing but stories for kids. Well, this story is true. What happened? It's me. Oh, golly. Yeah. I don't know if you should spend the night with me. I'm just gonna look up out of that old ball of fire and hopefully fall asleep with no nightmares. Well, if you do, I'll wake you up. That sounds terrifying. Now, now we we've gotta get a bit of a we gotta get get a little straightened out here. We need our bearings. Well, we need yeah, yeah, because that we're not the only people in this here game, you know. There there are seven more, and I can see them across the lake right now. What do you think we should do? I should probably bring out my sniper rifle and just eliminate all of them. I don't think that's a part of the game. Well, I wanna win. Now it's me who's got scared buns. Well that makes us bun pals. Now say, little fella. We're here to win some money. I've gotta save the old building alone. Well, how much do you need to do that? I'm gonna need a lot of money. I'm sure, but is there a number you could give me? Now don't you might want to be sitting down because this figure's pretty high. It's hard to sit down with my cold buns. Well, just sit your buns down in the sand there. Here we go. Just there you go. Warm them up and just say, wow. Wow. Don't you feel all warm? My buns are warming. Just remember, no one is poor with if we who has friends. That's true. So I'll find a friend for you. Now I'm gonna need a whopping. You want to know how much money? Why don't you guess? What? Why don't you guess? Oh, on how much you need to save your loan place? Building and loans. Building and loans, I'm sorry. Um one hundred thousand dollars. Well, I'm I'm I'm afraid it's less than that. Fifty thousand? No, it's less than that. 10,000? Less than that. $500. Wow. A bit more than $500. $750. You're really darn close. Well, is it higher or lower? That's a bit of a mystery, but I'll say it's a bit higher. Um, $900? Wow, you got it. You need a $900 to save. That's right. Do you know how much you win? I'm hoping at least $750. I've scrimped and saved, and I have at least $150. The show is for $250,000. Wow. Well, let me That's an ungodly sum of money. I'll tell you what. What we'll do is we'll team up and win. Alright. And I'll give you the $900. That sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Alright, so. But you're not one of these potter types, are you? No. You scribble around like a spider and you're trying to steal all the money. No, I I'm playing legitimately. I will give you the $900, but plus interest, so I have to subtract $250. Sounds like a good deal to me. Alright. My dad always said, be honest at all times. And if I'm ever in doubt, Dad, no! You know where my father is? Um, where? Dead. Oh. Is he with Mary? Oh, Mary. No, my Mary's not dead. She's working in a library. That sounds like she should be dead. Now, I don't mean to alarm you, but there is something we should watch out for. What is that? Little tiny men. I am pretty worried that you even said that. No, these little tiny men. Just when you're about to be fixin' to do something drastic, they just always appear. Are you talking about gremlins? No, I'm not I'm not touched in the head. I'm talking about little blonde men in nightgowns. I think I think you need help. No, no, listen to me, fella. Yeah. When you're not expecting it, they'll just ride them up here and pull you out of water. When you're near water? No, no, when you're fixing to do something drastic. Like paddle on your paddle board? On your paddle board, if you're fixing to take your life, if you're maybe even gonna take out somebody, as you put it. So if we set up our sniper rifles, these little men might stop us? That's exactly what I'm afraid of. Then how about we set up a trap for these little men? Alright, what do you suggest? I say you sit here on the lake. Oh, this sounds good. And you snipe them, and I will hide in that tree. What tree?

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That one.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

That one right there? The one over there. Next to it? Oh, golly. Is it the one over there? Yeah. Oh, so I'll be up in that tree. What are you gonna do? I will be looking for these little men. While I'm sitting here as a dope, ready to get hit by the little men? Don't worry. They hypnotize you, you see? And and you don't know what's happening. And next thing you know, you've never been born. It's horrifying. I talked to Harvey about it. And Harvey said it was all in my head. I think Harvey's jealous of these men. Don't worry. I've killed people with pencils. Who have you killed? Just so I know. Um, there was a man named John. John. A man named Clarence. Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! I've heard of this Clarence! He's one of the little men! I hear he's still looking for his wings. Yeah, but I think the best thing to do, you see, when they're sneaking around all sneaky-like, we clip their wings off, you see, and they can't fly. I like to be a little sneaky myself. Now, when when were you sneaky? Do you have do you have any, you know, no training in this? I was so sneaky that when a little man tried to not born me, I made him unborn. There was a little man that also tried to unborn you. His name was Philip. Philip. I've never met a Philip myself. I've I've I've met a McGuire, I've met a Martini, I've even met a Nick. A Nicholas? No, he goes by Nick. He's he's rather particular, you see. I don't trust men that are named Nicholas. Why is that? Uh because he tried to unborne the little man that tried to unboard me. But the little man was too sneaky for him and unboard him. Wow. I'm a bit confused. I just need to sit down here and get my bearings. I think you need to warm up your buns. Wait, did you hear that sound? Oh, I thought it was a train whistle. There's a few things in this world that are as exciting as train whistles, boat blows, and lunch. What do you usually have for lunch? For lunch, I go down to Martini's place, you see, and he'll fix up a nice bowl of warm chili on the cold nights, warms up your buns, you see. Is this the chili where they cut up hot dogs? No, that's a hot dog bowl. I love myself a hot dog bowl. If you've had a hot dog, how many hot dog bowls a day? I'm working on my eighth right now. No wonder you've got cold buns. Now, now you said I'd snipe them here on the beach right here. Now I don't have myself one of those guns. What do you what do you have in your pack? I have here a sniper rifle. Well, why is it a block of concrete? Well, you have to break through it first if you really want your revenge. Oh, now now listen here, fellow. Why is everything you have buried in concrete? I try to bury my past because it haunts me. But because of all the bodies in your past. All the sadness in my past. Is that why you're all dressed in this black suit you got there? That is correct, but I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to destroy this concrete to get myself a gun. Well, that seems a very heavyweight. No, no, see, for me, if I'm gonna travel, you'll notice my pack, it's about this big right here. I I wanted a bigger one. How big? Uh it about uh about this big right here. That big? Yeah, and that way if I fell in the ocean, I could just paddle my old self back to the little the Pokenberry Falls. Like a raft. That's right. Now you get the picture. That's what I had to do one time to survive. You were on a raft? No, I was on a suitcase and I used it as a raft. Sounds like you visited a lot of exotic places. That's when my name was the Boogeyman. The oh yeah. When you unborned a bunch of people. Say, you're not one of these little men, are ya? Um, don't check my height. Alright. Well, you don't have blonde hair, so that's in your favor. I dyed it, this color. Uh you're not setting me at ease here. Wait, what's that? What? Oh, Harvey, he's just talking to me one second right here. Oh, let me excuse me. I'm going to talk to Harvey real quick. Do you see him? Do you see how tall he is? He's very tall. Taller than me. This is how I know he's not one of these little men. Look how tall he is. Golly. There's something you don't know about Harvey. Oh, I do. What? You see, there he's so tall because there's three little men on top of each other under their suit. Under the suit. Yes. That rabbit costume is not a suit. He's a rabbit. It's no, it's a suit. Zipper! Oh!

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Clarence! Clarence!

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Remember, I unborn Clarence. Oh, I'm almost turned around here. I gotta get my bearings. What we have to do, let me help you. How? We have to keep our minds on the goal. I'll tell you what we do. Oh, yeah? I have a new plan. What is it? So you have a gun and I have a gun, right? I don't have a gun yet. I need a gun. You have a concrete block here. Yes. And I've got myself a gun. So let's put both of them in this ditch right here, alright? Alright, now we're gonna cover it up with a whole bunch of sand. And we're gonna say, now, Tom, mama gun and popagon. And let's hope you have a big ol' family to get a whole army. I feel really stupid, right? You can't feel worse than you look there, sonny. Alright, I will try. Mama gun and pop a gun. Let's have a family. Have a family real soon. Hey, look at that. They're sprouting like rabbits. Many Harveys. I have so many guns now. But they're all in mini concrete blocks. This is really inconvenient. What are we going to do now? We gotta get a plan to win that $900 to save the old building alone. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know how much more I can survive out here. It's because you're not made of metal like me. I don't think so. I might have to call it. What kind of training do you have there? The training of boogeyman. How do you become a boogeyman? You look like a real Frankenstein. That's not much training. I don't understand. It's just good genes. Now, the first thing we gotta do here is you understand there's challenges throughout the day. I know there's challenges, but you just don't get it, George. No, well, what do you mean? What do I don't get? I don't understand. I can't take it anymore. What are you gonna do? I might have to give in and quit. And no longer be a boogeyman. I can't be a boogeyman no longer. I might have to be this boogeyman. I might just have to cement myself now. I don't see how I'm gonna get my $900. Oh Mary. Well, you could take me after I'm cemented and sell me. You wouldn't want a man in cement. I suppose now let's get this here block of concrete right here and open it right up. Alright. Now you just lay your body down. Hmm. Now I'll just reposition it here so you can look at that big ball of fire in the sky. Thank you. So I I will be submerged in concrete, except my eyeballs, right? Uh yes, and I'll sail you off to Mr. Potter. Just like the penguins. Yes. The penguins. Send me out in the iceberg. No, no, farewell. Let's get you here and let me just say a few words. Parting words for you. Please do. To Mama Wick and Papa Wick. Have yourself a family real quick because we need $900. Thank you. Farewell, farewell.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

Okay, so that was dynamic. That was in the spirit of competitiveness. I see you're sniffing. What's going on?

SPEAKER_01 34:05

Man, that got me right in. Spoke to you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

I'm sure it's speaking to so many people right now, TT.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

I mean, uh when he put that man in, that's a man.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

And send him off.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

It's heartbreaking.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Like the penguins.

SPEAKER_02 34:19

The penguins. The penguins feel it. Uh I uh you feel it. Everyone out there, even if you're doing flipping burgers, you're feeling it right now.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

And so got to. I think I think right now, I mean, showing the side of competitiveness and how two people, one was willing to to put him essentially in a concrete coffin and send him off on his merry way.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

I mean, for that man, George, he he had the bowels to do that.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

He did. He did. And it's all to save his family's business. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

The lengths you're willing to go to, I'm sure you, as trying to be the first white rapper, like the lengths that you have gone to have probably unimaginable.

SPEAKER_01 34:58

I remember all the times I had to hustle for $900. Oh, yeah. It was tough.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

How many albums did you have to sell to get $900?

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Well, out of the $500 I made, I would I'm sure we could get someone to do the math.

SPEAKER_00 35:14

That's not really what we want to focus on right now.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Well, what I was gonna say was uh I I mess mainly made my money off my degrees. So I didn't make any money off my albums, but you had you had the degrees backup plan.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

This is something essential. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

And I mean I mean, I made a lot of money off my degrees. And that's why I went that rap, you know?

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Yes, yes. Now, before we close out, we have a very, very special, special thing. All right. We have our first letter that was written in. Oh yeah. Yes, someone in California has written to this podcast, and as I say, we we got all the connections made, we made all the dials turned up, so you can actually do this. Leave us a message. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

Now, shout out to Callie. Yes. Come on, man. Get more messages on. Now, what does this message say?

SPEAKER_00 36:04

It is it's it's a lot longer than I thought it would be.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

Yes, and it's very positive.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Awesome.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

So this uh unknown user writes in, I love your show. Wow. That's wonderful.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

That's wonderful. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 36:17

Now, the thing is, is I know that this represents a fraction of our audience space right now. Just a fraction. Just a small, like itty bitty. It's barely anything. And so what we need from all of you listeners, now we we can't have like too much of a we don't want to close down the podcast because so many people are jumping on.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

Yeah, we don't want to, you know, uh destroy our servers. That's right. I mean, there's people out there trying to keep our servers up. That's right. And we can't have so many people going on to messaging and closing down them servers. That's right. That costs a lot of money. Uh, servers cost a lot of money. Let me tell you something about servers. Tell me. Well, not right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:54

I think I think what we could do, because we've talked about sponsorship.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Yeah. We just need a few more of these, maybe like 50, 60% of our audience. Now, your homeboy at the gym. Yes, Taylor. Taylor. Now, uh, he said, How many do we need, how many messages we need so that we can meet this goal? Uh he told me over coffee, because I, you know, I was trying the coffee, growing out my beard, you know how that goes.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

Yeah, yeah. And coffee will put more beard on your beard.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Double beard.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

And so we uh he was telling me, and I forgot. Oh no. But I'm having coffee with Taylor again after we pump some iron. All right.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

You know, get the body going, get the juices flowing mentally, physically, your body. Yeah, when you get that like uh your gains on, yes, you're pumping iron, then you probably like should show tell him and be like, hey, how many numbers do I need? That's right. That sounds that sounds great.

SPEAKER_00 37:46

That's like that's a lyrical giant. I love how you put that there.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

I mean, uh degrees, man. Yes, yes, no one uh does trash could come up with that.

SPEAKER_00 37:53

No, no, they just come up with like garbage and leftover hot dogs. Hot dog polls? Hot dog poles. So we need you guys write in, put in a note, 50% of our audience, and we're golden.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

Oh, yeah, that's gonna be like a million, right? That's right. And I'll tell you what. What we could do. Like a hundred thousand.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

I will make a deal. I will make a pledge with our audience. All right. You write in right now, you put it in, give us feedback.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

You're hearing it right now. Hampton James is doing one of his promises.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

And I'm a man of my word. I'm a big boy of my word. And when those come in, 50% of our audience, I promise to tell you how many we need to get sponsorship.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

All right, all right, yeah. So, everyone, please message in so that we can hold Hampton James to his promise. Yes, yes. And I will. I will do it. Alright, I will do it. Now, next episode coming up. We got even a better show. It's wild. It's out of this world wild. Yes. You're going to be like, what? And I'm gonna be like, Yeah. And then I'll be like, nah. And I'll be like, yeah. Whoa. Mm-hmm. Nice. Alright, guys. We will see you on the next episode.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Peep peep peep pee.