"John Wayne & Prince Humberdink" Ep. 5 7/26/26

Royalty vs the West. Law against tyranny. Join Hampton and TT are back with news! Big News! Two shoutouts to the loyal fan base rising up on podcast formats! TT takes the pod to the streets in a rural neighborhood to capture the organic struggle of a prince and a lawman. This one raises the bar; buckle up!

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to your daily deuce of prominent people and their prolific proclamations. We like to call it PPPP, the slice of knowledge that you have been craving each and every week, delivered straight to your eardrums. The podcast that creates a welcomed environment for knowledge, organic conversation. Join me, Hampton James and my co-host, Trevor Teams, each and every week as we explore the true conversations that happen in life with some of the most famous people on the face of this earth. Each and every week is a new conversation, a new experience, a new knowledge for you to walk away from. This is PPPP. Okay, okay. It is time. We guys, we're back. And this one here we got for you is uh really, really knowledgeable. Now I don't want to overstep here, TT. Alright, because I I know your background being being a rapper, being a white rapper, and being the first of its kind, but would you say the pioneer of the white rappers? Pioneer. Would you would you say that this episode is sizzling? Is that the right word? I like that, but we use new words now. Okay, okay. Let's let's hear it. Let's let's spread the knowledge first right out the gate. All right. We what we use now is awesome. Ooh. I like that. Awesome! Awesome, yes. Yeah, it's just like down to earth. Yes, you know, especially those people doing trash. You gotta speak their language sometimes. And and they don't need a dictionary, they understand. Yeah, it's kind of like universal language of like saying hello or hi, like the hand wave. Yeah, oh man. Hampton again with your knowledge. The words you say, the word plays. Oh my gosh, I love it. We we've been we've been working hard, guys. We've been working hard. I've been talking with my my man Taylor at the gym. We're getting so close. And I also got to say, before we kick off things, like we gotta jump into this by saying we do have a new fan mail that was sent in. Yeah, like shout out to all these people doing this new thing that we just got going on our podcast. Yes. What uh no no writing letters, no emails, no, no, no. None of those text messages. No. Uh it is you you explain it. It's it's new. It's new, it's it's cutting edge, and the younger generation, we are lighting the fire for this. Yeah, I mean, let maybe I could uh expand on that a little bit. Yes, expanding is like really, really new. Yes, there you go. There we go. There we go. Yes, yes. Hitting the nail on the head. So we we have someone from Santa Ana, California. This is kind of your stomping grounds, right? Yeah, yeah, I rapped there a couple times. You know, going down uh in in the underground, though, you know. None of this like mainstream stuff that you hear. Yeah, yeah. This is like underground, underground. Nah. No, really, it's underground. Yeah. Yeah, you have to go underground like 50 feet. Whoa, how do you breathe? How do you live? That's the thing. I gotta just go up the stairs every 20 minutes to catch my breath and come down and rap some all. I can I can imagine. That just like expands your lungs. Like you were able to rap for so long. Yeah, yeah. Now I can hold my breath like that. That's how I did that lake one. It is it is it so much to say maybe you are the Tom Cruise of white rappers. Oh yeah. Tom Cruise and uh what is it, Mission Impossible 8? Oh, he held his breath. No, no. Which one am I thinking of? I think that's I think that's five. That's okay. Five. Five. All right, yeah, yeah. Man, he held his breath, and that was for real. Yes, and I bet you could go toe to toe with Tom Cruise. Who do you think he would win? Oh, oh, I think you got it. T T toe to toe, tapping out with the with the big stuff. Tom Cruise. Now, this is actually a good topic. People ride in to see who would win. Oh, would it be TT, your man, or middle man, Tom Cruise? Now, I know there's a lot of loyalty, a lot of fans for Mr. Tom Cruise, of course. But TT is the one who pioneers these things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's create a poll. Who do you think is gonna go winning a toe-to-toe uh battle with Tommy Cruz and TT write it in? Who's the winner? Just to be honest with you, I hope he doesn't step on my toes too much because I got those, you know, in grito toe natives. Yeah, yeah. Sensitive toes, yeah. Which that was one of my albums. I had a whole album talking about my toe experience. Vulnerable. Yeah, yeah. Showing space for the the pain that you have. Yeah, yeah. Now, now we gotta give it to our comment. So we had someone write in uh it's it's so it's anonymous, and this is what the person said. 8724, as an OG listener, I am a huge fan of your work. Keep bringing the knowledge. Oh man, and the knowledge you ask, you receive. It is our promise. It is our promise. Now, also, I gotta give a shout out. We have another listener in our stomping grounds of California. Another one. Another one. Now, this person, who knows? He could have wrote that comment, could have not. I don't know. But he is known as Big W Wesley. Ooh, yeah. Big W Wesley. Maybe I rapped with him one time. Maybe. His rapper name, as far as I know, is M The Min's. Oh, oh, yeah. Or Minz Squared, as I know. Min Square. I like that. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like, and I understand. He likes E Square. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. Pioneers. He must have degrees. He must have degrees, and as it's just like his lyrics are like vegetables. Like you mince something up, he's the min's. Man. Hampton, those words again. Oh, yes. I love it. Now we gotta get to our individuals. This was this was a bit more intense, I have to say. Okay. All right. Because you have two people from their backgrounds. Now, you found them at an unlikely place. This is more like kind of on the streets. Oh, yeah. This one was one of those ones where it's like, how do I get these two at the same time? Yes. You know what I'm saying? I I know. Yeah. So where how'd you find them? I was, you know, it was hard because I was like, the only way that I'm gonna get these two people together is one person likes to, you know, buy junk. Okay. And the other person likes to make fun of people buying junk. Okay. You know? So I had to go to every neighborhood and be like, hey, we're gonna have a yard sale. Oh, so okay. You coordinated this. Oh, yeah. I coordinated the whole thing. You're kind of like a spider, like having a web to trap them in. I like that. Like uh that Lord of the Rings spider. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Show Lub. Show Lub. Yeah, I like that Show Lub spider. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I was like, but how am I gonna get this conversation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is this is a problem. So I was like, hmm. Maybe I should become the junk. Okay, okay. And I was hoping that the junk would catch one of their eyes. So you you became junk? Yeah. I became junk for a whole job. Not trash. No, no, no, not trash. Nah, I got degrees. Yeah. Junk is like, hey, what's that junk? And like trash is like, mm, I don't want that trash. Yeah. Smelly. Yeah. At least I'm worth something. All right. So you became the junk. Yeah, I was junk for a little bit, but then uh it was hard because with all my allergies, and you know, I haven't taken my test tetan shot. So becoming junk, I become a little rusty.

unknown 7:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

And so I was like, how do I become rusty? So I marinated out in the rain for at least like a week. You rusted your body. Yeah, that's the only way to become junk. Oh my gosh. This is putting your life on the line. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I I'm speechless. Speechless. I have no words. I can't talk about it. I don't even know what to say right now. It's just, it's like no words will come out because I'm so speechless about you becoming junk and going out inside and becoming rusted. That's becoming physically the junk. I don't have any words. I don't either, because I'm still recovering from you know, teth. How is how has that been? Have you had enough, you know, like supple like supplements like coconut oil? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm always on my supplements, you know. You're having your protein powder? Yeah, my protein powder, my beer butter, your kill chips. Oh, yeah, yeah. Get all those nutrients. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well, let's jump into it. Let's let's hear these two individuals. Now, we don't want to give too much away, but to bring these two worlds, a cowboy and a prince together, this is special. Yeah, two worlds colliding. All right, let's jump into the next episode. Well, hello there, pilgrim. I saw you eyeing my lawnmower that I was looking at. Excuse me, peasants. Don't try to address me. Well, I have to if you're gonna buy that lawnmower. You look pretty filthy, I must say. My father always said steer clear of filthy peasants like yourself. Well, do you not cut your own lawn at home? My lawn? I have servants for that. Then why are you eyeballing the lawnmower? To get pilgrim. I'm not eyeballing anything. I'm tracking inside. I'm trying to find my true love. So you're okay if I take this lawer? Do with it what you will, but first I'll bet my life we must fight on it. But I I mean, if twenty five bucks for a longmower is a pretty good deal, wouldn't it? Just say there. What do you even intend to do with this lawnmower? Well, I thought I could fix it up and sell it f and make some money on the side. Turns of making money, what do you do for a living? You actually have to work for money. Well, so I don't work for nothing. What do you do to make your money then there, Pilgrim? I live. Oh. I was born into it. That sounds like a pretty good life you got there. It's the best life. I hunt, I kill, I steal true love, and at the end, I start a war. Well, I just you know, I'm on the right side of the law most of the time. I notice you have yourself a badge there. Oh, that's right. I work with Dino. I work for You work with a what? I work. He's uh he's a drunk. Is he anything like a giant? No, he's a short little m Italian man. Oh, he's like a Sicilian. That's right, but he sings a pretty tune there. I'll tell you. Last time I came in contact with one, there was a terrible fight. And one went this way, and I went this way. Well, which way did you go, Pilgrim? I was in the way of finding the man in black. The man in black? Well, I've never seen a man in black before. I've seen him usually in black and white. Those are the movies I make. And then I suppose you went to the saloon. I know. Get on with it! Well, after I take a little shot of whiskey, I uh Wait a minute. What do you drink? I get a shot of whiskey. Is that some sort of ale that the peasants drink? A little stronger than beer. Have you ever had the finest vintage wine sitting with your true love on the balcony? I ain't no sissy boy. What about you? You like that sissy boy stuff? Yes. Oh. I would also say one of my best sports I have is hunting. Well, I saw a longbow of the. Yes, that's nice. I am a good tracker myself. I'm sure you've heard of me. I mean, that longbower on that table's only ten dollars. I have no need of that. That's I've heard of this before. It's it's it's named after that Frenchman named Manuel, is it not? Wait, heard what before? The Spanish. Oh yeah. Manual labor. I have heard of this before. Well, you can go down the sone at the cantina there. You might get some cheap labor there. And drink that sludge that you peasants have. Pardon me why I laugh. Do you not have a sloone where you come from, pilgrim? I have a root cellar where I have the finest vintages, the finest wines, the best cut of meats, and the truest of loves. Cut of meat? What kind of meat are we talking about? Well-aged wago beef. Ooh. That uh sounds uh little uh Fancy there, Pilgram. You say you're on the right side of the law. So you must serve me, right? You are on uh what side of the law there? I ha I am the law in my country. If I want someone killed, I give a snap of my finger and he's dead, dead, dead. Who uh takes out these orders for you, Pilgram? My six-fingered henchman. Six fingers? Yes. He sounds like a freak to me. Best man in the job, I'd bet my life on him. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, talking uh what are you here at this yard sale then? There. I'm here to buy something. What are you looking for? The entire yard sale and my house. I'm here to buy it. You have that much money there? Chomp change. I have enough money to buy you. Well, I am pretty cheap. And then you'd end up with your albino in the pit of despair. The pit of despair. Man, I need to probably go back to the ranch with my s brothers. Your brothers? How many brothers do you have? Uh, I got three. All right, and their names. I can't even remember. I'm gone so long, and they're taking care of the ranch for me. Well, what do you do when you leave this ranch of yours? Oh, you know, cowboy stuff. I roam around. I don't. I I ride my horse, I sleep on my saddle, and I go washing in the river. It sounds like a life for the peasants. It's a life of freedom. It sounds like a life for someone who doesn't deserve to live. You realize I could I could and then you'd be dead. How many clicks was that? As many as I want. Oh. Uh now I will say you are quite the colorful fellow. I might invite you to my wedding. You're getting married there. Yes, I have a wedding to plan. I have to go hunting. I'm Quimply swamped. Well, uh, who are you getting married to? The Princess Buttercup. Oh, she is. The sweetest of desserts, not the finest of wines, can compare. And one day my hope is that she will go on a hunting trip with me. And then uh you guys uh shoot an animal or something. Someone will be shot. Oh, I see. She's got a good health uh life insurance policy then. W well, uh, we're still working on that, but I could use your help if you come to my wedding. Well, uh, what do you want me to do? Uh I'm never short on people defending the country. Is she an enemy to the country? No, but her true love is. Uh, is this the man in black? How do you know?

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Well, I was going down the old El Dorado Pass, and I saw a man jumping over the canon canyon, and I was like, who's that? And he was dressed in black. And what did you do? I took all my horses and I ran away. Yeah Well, I could use your help in making certain that my wedding goes well. Well, uh, I think I can handle that. Because I'll tell you now, if things go wrong, there could be a f conflict. A fight, one going this way, and me going that. Well, uh, I'll help you make that decision when it comes to. How do you feel about giants? Uh oh. Some call me a giant. I am six six. That is pretty tall. I got a big belly. You must intake quite a bit of meat. Oh. That's all I eat. I'm on that keto uh diet. You are on a diet. Well, uh, some call it a diet, I call it living. Now, I'll tell you what, peasant, if you make an appearance, then uh I will not to have you killed. You won't uh me? No, there's no way that I'll in an instant. So, in no way, if I bug you, you'll uh me. Well, it depends on how much bugging it might make me, after all. Well, a little bugging, and you might no, I'd say a lot of bugging. How about uh this much bugging? Uh that'd be more of like a you're fine.

unknown 17:02

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

You got yourself a damn deal. Perhaps a demonstration of my power. As my father said, rule the country, marry the princess buttercup. Well, you see those men over there? I see some people in suits. Yes, they're my soldiers. Watch this. I've taught them sign languages from across the way.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Now now go back. Come back.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Go back. You see, they follow me wherever I go. That's a pretty good trick you got there. I can do the same with my horse. Oh, hey, uh, horse, come back. Screw you. I guess I gotta work on that. It seems like you can use some help. I am the best trainer, tracker, in all the land. Well, I'll make you a deal. If uh you buy this lawnmower that I've been eyeing, you got yourself a deal. I'll go to your wedding. I think you're bluffing. All right. Tell me about this lawnmower. Well, it's uh 5.0 horsepower. It's got uh 1400cc. Yes, yes. The blades are cut in an angle where you can cut tall grass. Ooh. Yes. And it's not a carburetor, it's electric fuel. Steelbreaker. Oh. What do you mean this fuel? Do you does it run on air? No, it's electric. Electric? I don't know what this might mean. Uh, why not buy yourself some goats? I tried that once, and they look delicious, so I ate them.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

That's your problem.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

So I'm on that keto diet, you know. That's your problem. You lose all your resources. Well, uh, that's what my brothers were saying. I lost my mother. Uh, now I'm losing my ranch. Where are your brothers? No. Yeah, they're dead. Did they all die by your hand? All of them except one. What happened to him? He's Dino. He's that guy that sits sings a pretty little two. Ah, yes, the Sicilian. Yeah. I hear that he is uh great wits. Would you say so? No, he's pretty stupid. He's a drunk. Ah, he's a peasant, just like yourself. I wouldn't say a peasant. He does make good money. Oh? Really? How much money does he make? This much. Well, uh, how much do you make? Uh well, I don't have uh I don't count that high. It's lots of money, I can tell you that. Enough to buy this lawnmower. Enough to buy everything here. Well, uh, if you buy me everything here, because I was also eyeballing that uh China set there for my uh little girlfriend that I have at the saloon. Pretty little thing. I'd be careful. Why would you say that? I wouldn't be surprised if there was poison in it. Poison in the China bowl? Iocaine powder! I'd bet my life on it. It's odorless, tasteless, looks uh like nothing when it dissolves in the water. And smells good too. How do you know if uh you intake it or not? You find the man in black, and he has built himself up a tolerance of iocaine powder, and he can taste test it for you. We need to find this man. Hey. Well, there's a man dressed in black looking over there in the DVDs. He looks a little dismissed. Before we walk up on him, we must form a plan. Yes, yes. Now, first I must know what is a DVD. Well, uh, it's uh it's uh there's a movie in there. Forget the plan, let's go see. Hey, you uh with the black mask there. Yes. What uh are you looking for anything particular? Are you looking for something? I'm uh looking for a man dressed in black. Ooh, not me. Did you want to look at the DVDs? I mean, I am colorblind. What color uh suit are you wearing there? You got a mask on. What are you trying to hide, pilgrim? It's quite different. You think this happens every day? What? Wearing black masks? Oh, you are wearing a black mask. Perhaps I should leave. I should probably uh tie you up. Yeah, yeah! As you wish. Oh, we've caught him! I knew he was bluffing. Now what are we gonna do with him? We're going to kill him. What? And then you can have your lawnmower and the DVDs. Hey, you guys, uh, I'm I'm I'm uh trying to Sell stuff. What are you trying to do over here? Pardon me, peasant. Who are you? I'm the one selling all this junk. I know. Do you have a name? Yeah, some call me Fred. Well, Fred, you are harboring for a criminal from justice. Uh, he came up on his own accord. Uh, he came up here looking for David D's. Are you guys gonna buy something or not? I'll tell you what, Fred. If you let us conduct our business, I won't and have you killed. What is this then? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:33

Well, if I don't guys think he got there. That's enough. Go away, go away.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

You mean these people came up on my driveway and didn't buy a thing? Come on, guys. 25 sets of DVD, just buy something. Did you see the lawer? Uh yes, Fred. I'd like to introduce you to John. So John. So John Wayne, I w Yes. I was looking at your lawnmower there, Pilgrim. I'm no Pilgrim. Fred, how much are you selling your lawnmower for? Give me an app here. How much are you willing to give it up for? Uh he said, uh, what was the deal we had? Uh, what's your name again there? I am Prince Humperdink. Yeah, he's And I will marry Prince Sess. Yeah, he's one of those. Uh Princess Buttercup. Yeah, he's Together, we will live together in true love. Yeah, he's No, I have true love. You think that happens every day? What's going on here? This guy is Fred, how is it that you have criminals at your yard sale? He's a criminal? I don't know. He just came up on his horse and he wanted to buy some DVDs. So I was like, uh, just look in that bin over there, 25 cents apiece. Fred? Yes. John? Yes. Yeah. Humpertink. What? Look over there. What? What? Oh no, he ran away. Oh shoot. I guess we're gonna have to try again. I guess I'm going to have to And have you all killed. Me, pilgrim, I thought we had a deal. Fine. So John, John Wayne, kill Fred. What uh what? That's our deal. But he's just an innocent uh pilgrim here. Is this true? You are traveling in this land as a pilgrim. Well, you know, I was trying to sell my house later on after I get rid of all this junk, but uh you know Frederick, you annoy me. Wait, what did I do? I'm just starting to sell my junk. I'm trying to capture this man in black. I'm trying to talk to Sir John. I have a wedding to plan. I'm simply swamped. You know what, Pilgrim? You're right. Fred here is kind of annoying me. Got him down. No, no, no. Nah. That's right, Pilgrim. My father's last words were kill him and control the land. I say we go back to this wedding you got. I'll follow you on my horse. Come on, horse. Screw you. Oh shoot. No need of that. As I've told you, I have plenty of plans. Our men will carry us there. Alright, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. That that that ended a bit escalated. Yeah, yeah. You see like the struggles of conflict. Yes. The struggles of being of being junk. You were junk and you had to listen to all this happening. Men walking around trampling around. Did anyone trample on you? I mean, a few times. I one of the horses uh, you know, did their thing on me a couple times. Ew, dookies. Yeah, do little doo-doos. Well, you did survive, and I'm glad that you're back on the supplements. But whatever that man's name, he didn't survive. And I was like, really difficult for me. Yeah, Fred, the the sales guy of the yard sale. I mean, like, when he died, I was like, whoa. I I I think I even heard you say that. Yeah. And then, like, when the police came, they're like, what happened? And I was like, I don't know. And then and then I was junk. How am I supposed to know these things? And then and then what happened? And then I they was like, all right, well, we'll try to figure this uh stuff out. And then I left. And I because they're they saw how rusted I was, and they're like, man, you need a tetanus shot right face out. So did you get one? Did you chug one? Nah. Oh. I went home and I was like, I don't need that. Okay. Well, uh, I'm glad to see you're doing good. That's good. You're still talking, you're not locked out. Yeah, I got my color back a little bit, but you know, all those supplements, the nutrients, all those things, you know, I just gotta keep doing and I'll be fine. You know, it's it's totally a natural vitamin cocktail. It's it's like it's like an apothecary. Like working all those vitamins, crushing them up in mortals and pestils, getting them liquefied and chugging them. That's what I do every morning. It takes like two hours to get my uh shake that I have before I work out. Okay, okay. You know, two hours of reps? Let me tell you what I put in it. Okay, I put, you know, an egg. Yes. Eggs, eggs are good for protein. Yeah, and then what I do is a little hack for everyone. I go on the Amazons and I get the uh vitamin pills. You've heard of those, right? Yes, the the pill, like in they're like capsulated or something. Yeah, yeah. Like, why would I waste my time eating food when I just take a pill and get everything I need? I've heard of it. Now, I also know you have a distinct advantage because you do have your aunt who's got that prime stuff on the Amazons. Yeah, yeah. She got that prime, so I was like, hey, hey Auntie, can I get this like tomorrow? And she's like, How about today? And I was like, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Wow, this this is a world I want to live in. Yeah, so I like buy like at least 50 different vitamins. Okay. So I put that in the egg, yes. I cook it up, okay. Then I put it in my blender. Okay. You know, I put some of that green stuff in there. I don't know, it's just green. Yeah, I mean, it's more for color. For those vegans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The green stuff. So I put that stuff in. Okay. And then I take a whole clover, or however you say those things. A clump. Yeah, a clump. That's better, man. Pamped in with those words again. A whole clump. So I put a whole clump of garlic in there. Banana. Okay. Apple. Okay. Peach. And then what? Banana again. And then what? And then I blend it up, and then I'm like, take one sip and I'm good. Okay. That sounds like a great diet. This is why you were in shape. I mean, it does give you the bad poops, but it clears you out. Well, it's good, it's good to be cleared out. You don't want to be, you don't want to be stuck up. Now, uh, we I will just say as we're going forward, we're getting closer to our goal for tactical OD Bloodhound coffee. Yeah, tell them about that because I'm so excited. Yes. So uh more comments, more fan mail. Thank you guys so much for uh the people writing in. Shout out to 5333 and 8724. Love it. Uh knowledge will be coming. Uh, and we have another episode that's coming that I cannot wait. It's intergalactic. I'm so excited about this one. It's next level. So we are excited to jump in that. You guys, you gotta tune in every day. Every day, fellas. If you want the knowledge of life. Now, I also will say, just like you're a sponge to soak it up, to really soak it up, I would encourage you to download the podcast each episode 20 times. Yeah, 20 times, yes. So you can soak up this free knowledge we're giving you. Yeah. Okay, so with that said, we are gonna be working hard, getting in on the next Intergalactic episode. Are you ready, TT? Oh, I'm more than ready. Like, I'm ready, ready. All right, well, then we are both ready ready. Let's saddle up and let's go get it. Let's go.