"Davey Jones & Clint Eastwood" Ep. 6 7/31/26

From the seven seas to the desolate desert. The man with no heart goes toe to toe with the man with no name. In this rare episode, TT finds these two locked into a struggle, a game of chance, and kite flying all on the beach. Hampton James and Trevor Teams go to great depths to bring you this unparalleled knowledge!

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Transcript

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Welcome to your daily deuce of prominent people and their prolific proclamations. We like to call it PPPP, the slice of knowledge that you have been craving each and every week, delivered straight to your eardrums. The podcast that creates a welcomed environment for knowledge, organic conversation. Join me, Hampton James and my co-host Trevor Teams, each and every week as we explore the true conversations that happen in life with some of the most famous people on the face of this earth. Each and every week is a new conversation, a new experience, a new knowledge for you to walk away from. This is PPPP. Alright, here we go. We're straight out. No, another one. Another one. Another one, another one. Disclaimer, you remember. When I said last week, next episode, Intergalactic. Yeah. That's not gonna happen. Oh? We have to we have to wait. But just like how all of my audience have to wait for my albums drop. That's right. And and I was gonna ask you, TT, because I know people have been writing in. They've they've been wondering. I mean, we have the we have the Mins out there wondering, uh, when do we get to hear some of this iconic music? Well, you know. So what I was gonna talk about with my albums, you know, I know everyone's been waiting by like it, baited breath. Yeah, yeah. So what I would tell you is I'm still working on the production. Okay. Okay. Because these are all like fine-tuning, they're all my head right now. Yes. All the albums that I posted, you know. I posted them, but they're just not out yet. And and you're like you're like fine-tuning it, and you're um you're you're you're kind of like the puppet of lyrics. Using one of your, you know, you because you got those words, I was like, hmm, what do I need to do? I think it's uh man, what's that? Oh, yeah. I think I need to edit. Edit. Okay, yes. Yes, because I think I heard you say one of those words once, and I was like, man, you got the words, yeah, and so edit. I gotta edit those albums. Well, and editing is is every aspect, right? You know, you know, right? Yeah. Like, like you edit your life. You edit your music, you edit your diet, your face, your your beard on beard when you get more beard. Every day I'm like editing my beard to be more beard, but I was like It looks like a lot of beard. But don't you edit, you cut, and I was like, I can't cut this beard. That's true. You can't cut a beard beard. No, no. It'd be just a beard. Or it'd be like beard and a beer, because it's like half a beard and a beard half. Oh, yeah, beard beer. Hampton again. You know what? I'm just having a thought here. We're just throwing this out. So I've talked a lot with Taylor about this coffee, but I also got another friend in the brewing company. And this is giving me an idea. Yeah, so his name is Tylon, and Tylon uh was telling me about a new brew he's got. And what if it's beard beer? Oh, bro. I think I we're gonna have to call him up. Now, how what is gonna be our logo though? Because it's gotta be like the best. What if it was a face like one of us? Like, you know how like they have those filters right now? And it's like it looks like a cartoon, but it's not a cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's not a lot of them. Like, we'd probably be the first doing this. Oh no, I mean, like when I saw the beard, beard, TikTok, I was like, hmm, that'd be cool. Our beer, beer. That would. So what we do is we would filter one of our faces, and then there'd be a full beard, half of it, and then half of it is like beer. Like a beard of beer. Filter the beard. Beard, beer. All right. Yeah. I I love it. I love it. We gotta jump into this. Okay, but we also got a lot going on. A lot of a lot of this. Now you went back to a body of water, but you were not a lake this time. Well, so I was a little confused because last one you were like inner galactic, so I was like, hmm, maybe space? Yeah, no, I know you went up with NASA and you were there for a while. I'm glad you're back. Yeah, I was up there for a while, nothing was happening, so I was like, you know what? I I told you the guys, uh, you know, send me back. Okay. Like, all right. So I I went back, but I was confused because I was all prepared to be out in space. So this one, I was like, hmm, what am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to get these guys? Okay. So I How did you get them? Well, I was sweating my beard off. Okay, wow, that's a lot of sweat. Yeah. Bathtubs of it. Like my my space helmet was just full of beard after that because I sweat it all off. But I I it was hard to be unknown because I was the only man in a spacesuit in that crowd. So I was like, hmm. So I was just a spaceman. They didn't wonder. Not at all. They sound like a little bit crazy, maybe? Maybe out in the sun for too long. I think that's what I got. It was so bright out there that it was like shining beams off me. And that's how that city got their uh solar power. Now, did now did you go through any peril? Any any issues? I mean, I have uh I was uh Tell me more. Let me just tell you I'm pretty crispy. Oh, burnt. Burnt bacon crisp. I got it. Yes, yes, yes. I love bacon crisp. Yes. Well, okay, so you got that, and we got the filming of it, and we got the recording of it. Now we are gonna jump into that. Uh, but also shout out to our people. Keep sending us those uh notes. As I had mentioned, we have a lot of sponsors, potentials. You know me, I'm always filling out different things. Diversify. That's what you're good at. You go out and you work hard. That's right. That's what you do. You know, play, I'll work hard, and then when you get home from a hard day of work, you like play. Yes. When I do that, like I can sit comfortably because you know, diversifying is such a big thing. I mean, real estate, you know. Yeah, often you do good with that. Real estate stocks, bonds, precious metals. Yeah, yeah. These are all things eventually I will try to buy. Yeah, yeah. So economics. Economics. Yes. Kind of like that first episode with Mr. Monopoly. I learned a lot. Knowledge. Knowledge. And so we're gonna import that, but we have a wild roller coaster of a ride today, and we need to jump into it. All right, let's see what we got. Okay, so here we are going to the beach, and you were straight from the space. Yeah, it was spaceme. Alright, so spaceman TT undercover. Here we go. No one knew! Uh oh, excuse me there. You need to pardon my tentacles. What what's all over your face there? That's my face! What are you doing in front of my face? I was just trying to buy parking. Well, I suppose you need to find better parking when you're in port! Who are you? Are you here to join my crew? Nah. I was just trying to fly my kite. Your kite? What is a kite? Is it some sort of sail? Uh, I mean, it's kinda like that, I suppose. It's where you get a piece of twine and you let it fly. I could not help noticing that you're squinting a lot. I mean, the sun is in my eyes and your tentacles are pretty bright. That's just my face. I'm looking for a no-good pirate. Have you seen him? Nah. Are you sure you're not one of his crew? No, I'm just looking to fly my kite ladder. Now, you look like one of those punks. I'm not a punk, I'm a captain. Now, I was standing over here and there's this machine. What is it for? Well, you drop a quarter in it and it gives you time. You mean there's a price? I supp I suppose there's a price for everything. What price? Like uh a quarter. A quarter? I give no quarter when I call healing Khole. Man, you're feisty, aren't you? You need to settle down there, punk. I can only step on land every ten years, and that's why I'm here. It's my one day and I'm stuck talking to you. Well, do you wanna fly a kite with me then? I'd rather fly my colors. What colors do you fly? You know, uh, I got this one at the Dollar Tree, and uh it's the only one they had, it's a princess one. It's rather pink, if you ask me. Yeah, but it's got that uh princess looking for a shoe. I don't know who she is. Yeah, she's uh yeah, I I never saw the movie. Just my luck. I come aboard one time a year. Next time I make a port. How about you try it though? It's quite fun. Well, what did you just do there? I d I don't have time for this. I'm looking for a captain of a ship. He owes me a debt. Well, you can try over there. There's a lot of boats over there. I don't care about boats, I care about a ship. You mean that one over there? Uh yes, that's mine. Wise it looks crummy. It looks like it's fallen apart. It's the best fleet there is. I have a question for you, Mr. Horse. I'm not the horse. The one who rides the horse. Oh me, yeah. Do you fear death? Nah. It's warm embrace. It's warm embrace. Well, I usually give the death out. You do, you're an enforcer. Some might call that. Some call me a bounty hunter. And I got my shik six shooter here. You six shooter. How many bullets can it fire? Six. Oh. What do you have? I see you got a little pistol on the side of your what is that? A crab foot? That's a pig leg. I lost it last time on made port. Oh, I'm sorry, that's right. You have a crab hand. I'm part crab and part squid, and I've got myself a crag on. You have a what? I have myself a cragon! Wha what is that? Some call it a wee beastie. I call it Black Death. What do you do with this Kraken? I make him follow orders, sent him to port. Man, you're obsessed with this port, aren't you? Well, you would too if you could only come aboard ten years. That sounds pretty sad. Yes, it sucks. Now that ship you got out there that falling apart. Yes, the Flying Dutchman. Oh, I was just gonna ask the name. Flying Dutchman. What is it? Flying Dutchman. Sorry, I got a bad ear. Flying Dutchman! Hey, nah, you don't have to get so upset here. If you get so upset, you gotta settle down. I don't have to do anything, you have to follow my orders. Because you don't know the dead man's chest. What is that dead man's chest? You have to have a key. A key? Uh no, I d W why would why would I want this key? To get into the dead man's chest. What's in the chest? My heart. What? Yes. I how are you alive? I'm alive by a curse that was set upon me many years, and every ten years I can come to port. Man, this curse sounds really bad. It's horrible! And you know who's at fault? Who? A woman. A woman. A woman. I yeah, I like women. No, she's a maid of crabs. She's ten stories tall, tired than my own mastermion ship. I've met one of those in a salon once. I was I asked what You look like you've been out in the sun for too long. I've been out in the desert for really too long. What have you been doing? I've been tracking down a man. Oh. Maybe it's the man I'm looking for. Does he wear a hat?

unknown 12:26

Yes.

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Is he have a gun and a sword and a cutlass? Yes, he well, what is a cutlass? It's a sword. Oh yeah. Yeah, no, he's just got a little pocket knife. Let me ask you, Sonny, what is your name? My name. Well, my name. Don't you have a name? Well, I go by many names. Well, what's one of the names? Some call me Dirty Harry. I can see why. You're quite dirty. You asked me about my clab my crab foot, and you have got grease. I got well, I'm a pretty dirty boy. Don't you ever get into water? Nah, it's hard to find a bath around here. Is that because you feel water? I feel fear death. You fear death. I know when I bathe, it'll I don't know what I'm talking about. I think you need to get out of the sun. I think you're a liar. Well, how about we play a little game? A game. Yeah. What's your price? My price is a hundred years. A hundred years to be serving aboard the Dutchman. Yeah, that sounds alright. And the wager. The wager is a hundred years of my life and your chest. You want the chest? No, I want to see what's under all those tentacles. Underneath this thinky. I want to see how they tore your heart out. I wanna see those stitches. It was love that tore them out. Oh, that's dead. That's terrible. Yeah, the woman full of crabs. Did you have to take some more treatment for that? No, and now I have to serve aboard the Dutchman, because the Dutchman must have a captain. So how do you get rid of this? Someone has to stab the heart. But don't stab the heart. Why not? Because the Dutchman will have no captain. Well, I got nothing to do. I don't suppose you know bootstrap Bill. Ah, yeah, I've actually met that punk. You have? One day he was crossing my path. He robbed a pink. And I was like, hey, I got him cornered. And I drew my sixth shooter at him. And I was like, do you feel lucky, punk? Did he feel death? Yeah, he cried like a little baby. He cried like a punk. Well, I have a better story for you. We killed him ourselves. Oh, you did? Yes. We tied his bootstraps to a cannon, and he was headed down to David Jones' locker. All of it crushing down on him the weight of the water. So what happened now? He died.

unknown 15:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

But he joined my crew, and now he serves a hundred years of service to the touchman. Well, that bank he robbed. Do you know what he robbed? No. He robbed a chest. A chest. There was a chest that he robbed. And how did you get into the chest? I did it. Oh. Where is the chest? I give it back to the bank. Because I'm a man of the law. Tell me, where is this bank? Senevae. Well, you'll never get there from here. That's too far for the Dutchman to fly overnight. I see you're an old bucket of water. I accept your terms. What are we gonna play? I don't know. Well, I got this dice and a cup. Oh, I know how to play this. Then you're gonna wager what's underneath the cup. Yeah. Let's do it. Alright. You'll bet. I'm gonna bet uh four three. I'll bet seven fours. Seven fours. That's pretty good. Well I'll bet uh seven sevens. What? I'll I'll bet. I'm in the bed. Oh this is. Bootstrap get back to the tent the test. I just called the bet. The bet is call me a liar. Ah, I believe you, because I got eight eights. Seven fives? We're past that part. Nine nines. Ten twelves. Fourteen fifties. 50-50. Split. Alright, you got yourself a deal. You did good, Jay. Alright. Wait a minute. Let's get this tentacle boy. I bet. You feeling lucky, punk? I don't feel deaf.

unknown 17:14

Alright. Then call me a lawyer. Ruff the pit.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

I believe you, bootstraps. Alright, bootstrap, Bill, you're a liar. I have ten twelves. Let's raise our cups then. Hey, bootstraps, you you told the truth. I don't know a choice. And I told the truth. And Davy Jones, you told the truth too. That's right. Now we j just go fly that kite. What's on the kite? Kite. Well, it's the only one idolatry. It's got that princess looking for a shoe. Ah, true love is why you're here. Yeah, but in the movie, she was made of crabs. Oh, do you know of the crabs? Well, we had to tie her up to a mass of a ship. And then she was like, we prayed to her and was like, please take away the storm. Bootstrap, give back to the Dutchman. No, he's gonna. Oh, alright. He has a hundred years of servitude, and I wager you're gonna end up the same. Well, uh, I told the truth, but what the heck? That sounds fun. Now I'll teach you. You're gonna have to learn the ways of the Dutchman.

unknown 18:32

Alright, what do I do?

SPEAKER_00 18:34

First, you're gonna have to know let no person sleep good because of the Kraggan. The Kragan, I you were telling me about this. Yeah, my we be bisted. Well, does does he is he a punk? I don't like punks. He does my bidding. I stacked a bunch of punks like that in sandbags. This is what we'll do. We won't be back for port for a long time. We fly your kite. So am I stuck in this Dutchman for ten years too? A hundred years of servitude. I can't go on land for a hundred years. No. How am I supposed to fly this kite? That's why you do it now. Now show me how you fly the kite. Alright. So we gotta run. You take the fly thing, you put it in this kite. Take the street. Uh uh. Yeah, let's run together. Let's run. Oh look, you're doing it. You're doing it. Look how high that thing is. Oh no. You fell on the sand. I've got some sand inside my tentacles. You did pretty good though. You wanna go try again? I failed to see what this is good for. Well, next time I I figure out what we did wrong. Yeah. We gotta sing a little tune that I learned. You mean like a shanty? Uh I guess you can call it that. Alright, let's hear the words. It goes a little like this. Let's go fly a kite. Up to the nearest height. I don't want to do this. Alright, we don't have to do that. Let me try. Let's go. Fly a kite. How are you doing it? Up to the highest for light. Look how high that is. Let's send it I feel stupid. Are you serious? Do they steal my lyrics? Nah, they're doing alright. Alright. Up to the wind. Now I'll teach you a song. Alright, how does that go? Yo. All together. All together. Not again. I want that song. All together. Oh the colors are. Look at the colors. They're way up there. I just don't like the color paint. Well, she's she's a pretty little thing. How much did you pay for them colors? Well, you know the inflation now, you go to that dollar tree and it's not a dollar anymore. More than a dollar? Yeah. It's like about two dollars now. That's a high price. But you know what I did? Hmm. I never gave that chest back to the bank. The chest? Yeah, it was kind of worthless, so I sold it to the Dollar Tree for two dollars and I got this guy. Where's the chest? Where's the dollar tree? It's out in San Bernardino. Let's go make port. Oh, by the way, 100 years. Of service to me. I guess I'm lucky. Unless you want to wager. Let's do it again.

unknown 22:07

I'm back.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Bootstrap, what are you doing here? Call me a liar. You're a liar. Shoot. 100 years for bootstrap Bill. What's that? 200 years for you, little booty? Yeah.

unknown 22:24

That sucks.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

Alright, let's rub the bet. Come aboard the Dutchman. Alright. Wow, this is a nice ship you got here. Yes, and it can fly from seven seas. What's all these creatures you got here? They're my men. That looks like a circus act. Soon you will be one of them, and you'll have your own chest with your own heart inside. Can I pick what kind of like little creature they got? Uh I suppose. I like those little creatures. I got a snail. You want to be a snail. I'll be a snail and a crab. A crab and a snail together. Actually, for screw that. I saw on the internet at Dollar Tree. Those kites. You were caught in a net at Dollar Tree? No, no, no. I was on the internet. And they had one. You were on the net. No, yeah. What? I was on that net. So you're a fisherman.

unknown 23:19

What?

SPEAKER_00 23:25

What happened in the net? Yeah, I was on that net. And it was like that blue one with the little fishies on there. And it was the you know those little clownfish. And the little bluefish. They were kind of cute. I want to be those fishes. Alright. Clownfish for the new one. Yeah.

unknown 23:45

Man.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

And then the bluefish, don't worry about that one. And the bluefish. I'm gonna go below deck. You boatswain, help him out. Bosin, hey, how you doing, man? So you want to be a fish. Are you lucky? Wait, you sound like bootstraps. I am. Wait, you're boatman's. You chose a fish. You did good, Jack. I'm not Jack. But yeah, thanks. Oh man, I can see my colors coming. From now on, you're a fish. I'm a fish. Hoist the colors. Now, everyone, set to port! Can I go for a little dip in the water? Because I'm a fish now. Yeah, I'll sing you a ditty. Alright. No, not this one. Oh, dude. Sing must have stole my album. Wow. Spaceman, you did it. Yeah, I did. And man, I So this conversation was pretty good, but man, it kind of made me mad. Why wait, mad? What what made you so irritated, agitated? Well, during this time when they were like singing those songs, oh yes. I was like, man, they must have somehow got my albums. What? Yeah, I came up with those songs a long time ago, and I was like, man, I'm gonna make a bunch of money off of it, and they go ahead and steal my stuff. Isn't this isn't this just so classic? How uh you pioneer something. And these corporations take it all. They take it all. I mean, first white rapper on the scene, and you've got these original, organic lyrics. Why not just lyrics of you know originality, uh-huh, but lyrics of knowledge. Lyrics of knowledge. And they just go and stole it and they act like they made it. Yeah, because like if you want to fly a kite, I'm telling you how in my song. That's right. And so that's what's so amazing. You you know, all the the really bad trash music these days. Yeah. Where it's just about beat, it's about just talking about nothing. You're learning something while you hear this beat. Yeah, yeah. And so that's why I still gotta edit it because I gotta make sure it's full of knowledge. I wonder. I wonder, would it be so crazy if we kicked a fat beat right now and you gave a little bit of those lyrics in your own style? Uh I think they would love it. I I yeah, but you know, I I you know, I was a little sick yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta rest up the larynx. Yeah, I gotta rest up the large vocal cords. You know, I heard potato chips help. Well, well, I uh because I became a potato ship in that spacesuit, I'm still recovering. Oh, yeah, crispy. Crispy d crispy dude. Yeah. But anyway, uh even though I got mad, it was still a good conversation. I I mean, I'm gonna say, first time ever on this podcast, yeah. Since they stole what you had created, I'm not happy. Hampton. I'm not happy. No. These guys are jerks. To everyone out there, you know, because when Hampton gets mad, you better look out. You better I'm holding it in, though. I'm holding it in. Hey man, remember what we talked about. Don't don't hold it in, man. Okay, this is why I have the weights inside the studio. Let me just pick them up. All right, just cut it all out. Let that anger come out through the weights. Yeah, yeah. Oh, throw that beard mo. Yeah, there you go. Done. That's why I have these five-pound weights in here. It really helps me out. Just like, you know, calm down. Regulate. How do you feel? Oh, so much better. Expended toxic energy left in the dirt. Gotta get that toxins out. Gotta get the toxic out. I've got to have my free of toxin space. And and honestly, this conversation was kind of like that with between these two. You know, these true. Tentacle man was getting upset, and the other man was like, fly a kite. Tentacle man was not being nice to Squintty at all. No, not at all. Squinty was like, hmm, I mean, you could tell he comes from trash too, buying a two-dollar kite. Like, come on, man. That's right. Do better. Yeah, go on the internet like the Amazons, like my aunt has, and just buy and get it there the next day. Why are you out trying to go around town buying two dollar kites? And if let's impart a bit of knowledge as we wrap this up, the knowledge you can take away from this episode, yeah. Get degrees, not trash, yeah, and stop shopping at these places and helping these corporations that just steal lyrics. Yeah, no, no more of that. I mean, like my aunt, she's got a corporation, that's why she can have the Amazons. Yeah, that's right. And I mean, sure, you know, Amazons is pretty, pretty convenient. But after a while, we we seek out realism. Organicism. Yeah, for sure. And that's what this PPPP podcast is all about. That's right. And we're, you know, we're pretty big on the on the tism with with uh uh with uh organicism and and lyricism. Knowledgeism. Yes, yes. We we uh our tism, we have got on lock. Manism? Manism, yes. I don't know what that is, but that's that sounds like I want a big healthy slice. Well, you just did because you got mad. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true. Okay, so thank you guys for joining us. Uh we're gonna have to really look at our episodes like this. I'm I don't want to be supporting people and their corporations that steal originality from my May Man TT. Yeah, that's right. And that's why we need you to, you know, comment what you think about all these people stealing lyrics from other artists like myself. That's right. Original white rapper. Rise up. Yeah. All right, let's ignite that fire. Rise up. Let us know what you guys think because it's so instrumental, and uh, we'll be back with another episode. Am I gonna be in space again? Uh, this one, you will be intergalactic. Alright. You will not even know where you are, and then you'll be confused, and then you'll like it. Let's go to space. Yeah, yeah.