In The Clique Podcast
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In The Clique Podcast
EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH
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EP 41.5 | IMMA COMPUTER TECH. Tech Trouble? No Problem! (A Hilarious Holdover w/ Declan & A Surprise Guest!)
We know, we know! Your ears are craving our usual fix, but unfortunately, technical gremlins have taken a bite out of this week's main episode. 😫
But don't panic! Declan has stepped up to the mic to deliver a hilarious, improvised comedy catch-up, and he's not alone!
This special bonus features a surprise mystery guest joining the fun.
Declan will explain the chaos, make you laugh, and most importantly, promise you that we are going to MASSIVELY make it up to you with fresh, amazing content coming your way ASAP. Plus, stick around as Declan subjects himself to the ultimate test: sharing his three most unpopular opinions! Get ready to debate.
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Thank you for tuning in to In the Click guys. Thank you. Welcome back. As you can see, things are a little bit different, right? Um my right-hand man, my compadre, my bestie, he's not here, right? Um things have been a little bit crazy this week. You couldn't make it for an extreme circumstance. Um, but listen, the pod must go on, as we say, every single week. So I'm gonna give you a little bit of content this week, and I've managed to find a guest, so we are gonna get straight into that. Shorty, please! Pick up the phone! Pick Okay guys, this brother is one of the hardest working guys I know. Always remains positive. I've known this guy since college. I can't really play ball. I mean, I cook him all the time, but we haven't played in a little while, so at some point we're gonna run it back and we're gonna do it on camera. But without further ado, let me call my brother. Tell me what's good. I can't believe you're having me on.
SPEAKER_01What? You thought I was gonna make it? What are you talking about? It's a people's chap. Guys, come on, what do you think? You thought I was gonna let you down? I'll never let you down. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00Trust me.
SPEAKER_01We always make it. See, bro, we've been saying hey guys, it's this is a bit crazy, but it feels so weird being on the other side. But just know I'm there in spirit.
SPEAKER_00Daring spirit, bro. The mic is here waiting for you, my G.
SPEAKER_01Hey, did you warm? Did you warm up my seat? Yeah, of course. Yeah, that mic's I can hear it buzzing. It's just saying, It's a guy, where you at, man? Come on, we needed you today.
SPEAKER_00Ah, bro. I'm gonna hold down the thought, man. I'm gonna hold down the thought.
SPEAKER_01You hold down the thought. Come on, we we do this. That's what we do over here. What they thought I weren't gonna come on today. Like what?
SPEAKER_00Come on, man. Doesn't matter where we are in the world, fam.
SPEAKER_01Do you know what? Yeah, this is so strange being on the other side, you know. Yeah, is this what other people experience? Well, we call them. Hey, I'm actually feeling a little bit nervous, bro. I'm glad. I'm glad, bro. Do you want me to explain why this the show's a little bit different today, or do you want to go ahead?
SPEAKER_00You go ahead, man. It's been a whole week, bro. You explain.
SPEAKER_01Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Guys, we had an episode that was coming out today, so you're probably watching this on the Wednesday, maybe the Thursday. Yeah, maybe the Friday. I we're gonna you know I'm the editor, I'm gonna get this out as soon as I can. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00Trust me.
SPEAKER_01But we shot an episode that we just didn't think was their up to standards. It wasn't uh uh the content that we put out on a week-to-week basis for you, and it just it just didn't feel right putting it out. It was just Declan, come on man, that's your that was straight garbage.
SPEAKER_00This is in the click, bro. We can't release garbage, bro. This is in the click.
SPEAKER_01There were faces when we were shooting it and when we was there, like, hey Declan, like, do you think we're gonna put this back up? What's going on? We can see in each other's eyes, like, this ain't it. It's not going the way that we expected it to go.
SPEAKER_00Trust me, bro. I feel like, guys, for context, we got all the way to the news part bulletin, and yeah. I looked over to Siegs and we both knew it weren't it. We charged the whole app, man. It's crazy. We were in the studio for two hours.
SPEAKER_01Longer than that.
SPEAKER_00It was longer than that, but yeah, recording wise, yeah. Damn.
SPEAKER_01It was yeah, it was a heartache, especially when we when we wrapped it up, and then we just laid back for a bit and just thought, fucking hell, there's no way. Looked at Declan, I was at Declan. We put this out, hey, we're finished. We're finished, we're done for.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, this is with that that part of YouTube where you're like, nah, if I release it, it's gonna be deleted. But you know someone will find a way to download it and have that on their phone. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Exactly. We just didn't want to do that to you guys. That's why we've not been able to release this episode. But I think it's a good way to touch base and sort of show you ways around dropping an app or some sort of content when things go wrong. Because obviously, we try and be consistent as much as possible because we understand every week you guys take out the time uh out of your day just to come and kick it with us and watch our content and laugh with us, spend that those beautiful memories. I'm getting emotional thinking about this shit.
SPEAKER_00You don't really sometimes when we release, yeah, and we get tired, like people sitting in their living rooms and they tag us whilst they're watching it. It's crazy, bro. So we can't put out no rubbish. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01We can't, we can't. We owe you that that we owe you that much to at least put out something that's half decent for you guys. But without further ado, we have a bit of um exciting news. Declan, do you want to take it away?
SPEAKER_00Guys, we've got some new content coming. We already said that we got some coming. However, it's here. We've got new content coming, and what? What we say next week?
SPEAKER_01Next week. From next week, it you know the pattern. We try so we're gonna be dropping the episodes every single Wednesday for the podcast. Yeah, and the alternative um the bonus, should we call it the bonus episodes? Yeah, the little bonus, man. Yeah, the little bonus is gonna be coming on every single Saturday for you guys to tune in. Hopefully, we can get it out brand early. So when you're making your breakfast, you can listen to it, you can watch it. We want you to watch it. Trying to get them views up. You you get me?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, man. Make sure when your other half is making you breakfast in bed, get your phone on, get your laptops, your TVs. Yo, tune in to us, man.
SPEAKER_01You know how I like my eggs, man. You know I like my eggs. Yeah, man. Yeah, but guys, we're not gonna let you down with these ones. Um, it was just a minor setback. Um, we've had them quite a bit. We we had them earlier on, but it's just we we said that we're trying to be as consistent as possible and just yeah, whatever we can put out, we're gonna put out. But if you watched that, I promise you, you would have you would have been like, hey, these man, I'm not sure. I'm not sure if they're made for this.
SPEAKER_00Brother, would have you would have said we hit a factory reset. It was trash. Hey, don't kill me. Hey man, listen. Normally I'd say we keep we'd keep them for bloopers, but this one right here, hey, this one right here was not it.
SPEAKER_01It was not it. But it doesn't matter. Wait, every day is a lot of yeah, when we go through these little things, it's a learning lesson and we can just do better. But fuck all of that. Do you know what? I've been on the phone to um the HMRC. These brothers owe me money. Do you know they put me on an um emergency tax? Same I'll get I'm getting paid on Friday. Hey, I promise you, Deckman, this is gonna be peak.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, do you know what? I've been I've been the same. G. I'm not gonna lie. My first paycheck, bro. I was expecting like the next bracket of thousands, bro. And I was like, where's the rest of it? Where's the rest of it?
SPEAKER_01Hey, yo, it's crazy. Decan, I went straight up to um HR and I was just there, like, yo, am I on emergency tax? Cause I'm seeing, because I was looking at like um uh the company portal, yeah, and I was just seeing I was on emergency, I was like, hey, I need to sort this out right now. So I've been on the phone with them for about two hours. So they were the they were saying something along the lines of oh, if it's not been five weeks since you've been paid, there's nothing we can do. I was there like five weeks, I've already figured out that I'm on emergency tax. You you man can't fix it now. I was about to start dropping an embomb up in here, bro. What do you mean? You were like, bro, I've done hard work for you, bro. Exactly. Exactly. I've done the hard work for these men, but then this is what they're doing to me.
SPEAKER_00That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01But I don't worry, I got into the government website, yeah, the HMRC website, and I got my what's it called? Um, the tax number. Oh, this is the code. You know the code, yeah, yeah. The tax code, I got the right tax code, so tomorrow goes straight back to HRB there. Let me sit right here, let me pull a chair.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01We're not playing games.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's what's gonna be until next payday, though, if you know what I mean. So yeah, suffer on this one, bro.
SPEAKER_01I even spoke to Luke, and Luke was there, like, you're not getting that money until the next um tax rebate. I was like, tax rebate, that's four maps. Hey, this is at the end of the month.
SPEAKER_00Jesus, guys. This is why he says send donations. Trust me! That is wild, my bro. But as you're my guest this week, I got one question for you, bro. Go on. What is your most unpopular opinion?
SPEAKER_01Do you know? This is this is actually real nice, man, being a guest. I've always wondered where it actually feels like to be a guest. I've already said that, but I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna show you, man, how I do this. Do you see what I'm saying? Bro, set the bar. My most unpopular opinion. So I'll start off at number one. Yeah, but you know what? I was thinking about this the other day, right? Yeah. Have you ever had somebody's perspective about uh another individual and that thought of you of that person is stuck in your head, and then you later meet that person, you're like, fucking no, you're a great person.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, bro. You you gotta experience things for yourself.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes I just think like hearing somebody else's perspective, yeah, on others is not the way. You actually have to meet that person, uh bro, through through a function, through a friend, yeah, just so you can be there, like, yo, like this person's actually not that bad. Just get a uh I don't know, a rough idea of what that person's really like. Yeah, because I I I've I've been in those instances so many times where I've heard from somebody else now that person's a dickhead, or oh now she's a bitch. Yeah, then you meet them, you're like, this is the loveliest person that one of the best people I've ever met.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, trust me, you must have just caught them on a bad day.
SPEAKER_01That's what it was. Yeah, that's what it was.
SPEAKER_00Even out you're just a stinking hater, fam. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Bro, there's number one haters out there, man. I'm telling you. I can be a hater sometimes, the bet uh depending on the person. Yeah. The person's a dickhead, fuck them, do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00But I hear that. Have you got any more for us?
SPEAKER_01Of course I do.
SPEAKER_00Alright, bro.
SPEAKER_01You said three, I got two more.
SPEAKER_00Okay, let the people know.
SPEAKER_01You know when people from other ethnic groups, yeah. Okay when they say, Oh, I've never used the N-word before. Do you know that little voice in your head share is saying that shit? So, really and truly you actually said that shit?
SPEAKER_00Trust me. There's no way in hell, yeah. Especially anyone who's a 90s baby, yeah, and older. When young thugs drop man nick, you know what I mean? Everybody say that shit, bro.
SPEAKER_01Trust me, bro. Hey, when you send me this clip, just to remember I can edit it out, bro. I can just put that just I can edit that joint out. It's calm, it's calm.
SPEAKER_00And you know, you remember that brother who was on the news and he said, say it with me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, matter of fact, I say it with you.
SPEAKER_00Trust me, there's been more than enough people in this world that have said it through whether it's malice or not malice, do you know what I mean? Even just singing it in a song, bro.
SPEAKER_01Or like Fiobon. Do you remember Fiovon? He said, Yeah, sometimes when I need to get it, I just write it down. I just write it down. Facts. Trust me, I never thought about it. Just write it down. Instead of saying it, maybe I just need to write it down and get it out of the way.
SPEAKER_00Trust me, but you know what, man? There's scientists out there that can um identify you by your handwriting. Do you know what I mean? It'd be a bit crazy if you tried to throw that in the trash now and then. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the little office snitch will come take that out of the trash.
SPEAKER_01Is that what Suzanne's thinking about?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, hey, yo, let me just slide this into HR and just say, yo, Suzanne. She she's got something on her mind. She don't want to say out loud.
SPEAKER_01Suzanne's tripping, bro. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_00They'll be like, What? They'll be like, dust that paper for prints. I can promise you it's Suzanne. It's Suzanne. I saw her do it.
SPEAKER_01Dust it for Prince. I told you she don't like black people. I told you, it just gave me every morning. I come in, morning. She keeps quiet. Everybody else responds. What's going on?
SPEAKER_00Trust me, yeah. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Bad, bro. So my third unpopular opinion. Wait, I've had this written on my notes for a while. I wanted to mention this on an episode a while back, but I completely forgot about it, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01I always think about this, right? There's a sh there's a massive distinct bro. Let me fucking I can't even get that shit out. He's nervous. There's a hey, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I've never been on the other side. Do you know what I mean? But um there's a distinct difference share between being beautiful and sexy. So let me cook, okay? Do you know like that you have those scenarios where let's say a girl might get um she might get cheated on or something uh her I don't know, her partner starts creeping, and it's always somebody who's less attractive than her. There's always somebody, yeah, who's let's say like a seven. A seven can be sexier than a ten. Let's be a hundred percent. I'm being real when I say this, and I'ma give you a uh perspective right now, yeah. Okay. Anea grande, beautiful girl, and that's before the Zempic.
SPEAKER_00Hey, I don't know what Wicked did to her.
SPEAKER_01Hey, let me tell you right now, them two are weird. Hey, them two are strange, whatever they're doing. Hey, everybody on the internet saying that them two are shagging, like low key. I think they are. I think they're shagging.
SPEAKER_00Maybe fam Hollywood's a crazy place.
SPEAKER_01Wicked. Hey, them man, they wanted to go with that that whole fantasy the whole way.
SPEAKER_00The whole way, yeah, crazy.
SPEAKER_01It's just how they be so handsy as well. Like, what's going on? You man are taking it, taking it too far. What's getting on here?
unknownYeah, wild, bro.
SPEAKER_01It's wild. I like that take, bro. That's a serious take. I might be in trouble, but I'm just keep I'm just hey, I can't even get my words out because I might be in trouble. Once I watch this back, yeah, trust me. Hey, hey, this one's gonna be serious. Hey, no bleeps, man. No bleeps. No, nah, I'm not bleeping it out. This is I'm being real. Nah, I hear that, bro. A seven, hey, a seven can steal your man. I'm sorry, girls. A seven can steal your man. That's crazy. That's where it is. A seven can steal your man.
SPEAKER_00Damn, guys. You heard it here first.
SPEAKER_01You heard it here first. Damn. And don't go stealing my takes too. How about that?
SPEAKER_00Bro, yeah, those are my free takes. That's crazy. But as you know, we like to keep this segment short and sweet. Don't do me like that. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01You're gonna do me like how you do these, man. Are you crazy? Like I hey, I owe 50 of this train. 50% of this train. And you're gonna treat me like the rest of these, man. Are you mad?
SPEAKER_00Bro, listen, sorry, you're on the other side of the phone, man. You're a guest today, G.
SPEAKER_01Hey, you lost it.
SPEAKER_00You actually lost it. Yo, you actually lost it. But hey, hey, man, listen, we'd love to having you on. It wasn't really in the pipeline, but we're gonna have to have you on again at some point.
SPEAKER_01You fucking lost your mind, bro. Talking to me like that.
unknownYo, uh today.
SPEAKER_01Alright, if you do me like that, I'll I'll I'll know my place. Just for today, bro. Just for today.
SPEAKER_00You know, he's saying, yeah, cut it, cut it. You can't see a picture like it.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_01Before I leave, before I leave, hey guys, hey, I miss you, and I'm gonna see you next week. Okay, I'ma be on the screen. I'm uh I'm gonna have a haircut too. I'm looking dusty. I I let it grow, but um, yeah, I'm looking a little bit homeless. But trust me, I'ma come there. I'ma look good. And yeah, it's been nice, it's been nice. Thank you for having me, Declan.
SPEAKER_00It's all good, bro. All I'm saying is the comments might be saying, yo, maybe getting HR. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. Uh you know what I mean? Who knows? Who knows? Hey man, hey, it's been great having you on, bro. Do you know what I feel like?
SPEAKER_01Uh I feel like Wade. You know Wade from Kim Possible.
SPEAKER_00Facts.
SPEAKER_01I feel like Kim. That was my last comment. Uh alright, man. I alright, I've I've seen a bit. Hey man, get off my phone. Get off my phone, man.
SPEAKER_00Say there, bro. Guys, you already know that's the co-host, that's the compadre, that's Seaggs giving his take. Man said, not all people that are beautiful are sexy, and vice versa. That's crazy. But as you already know, that's a wrap, guys. Thanks for tuning with us, and back to the normal schedule next week.